Woman uses moose poop for artwork

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2018
  • Woman uses moose poop for artwork

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  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 5 лет назад +278

    I'm glad you accepted your calling Mary... love you.

    • @jesuschrist8904
      @jesuschrist8904 5 лет назад +25

      Well... this is awkward...

    • @mortuus6168
      @mortuus6168 5 лет назад +7

      What the fuck are you doing here

    • @nrmdm
      @nrmdm 5 лет назад +8

      @@mortuus6168 Jesus Christ, watch your fuckin language!

    • @KarlGetts
      @KarlGetts 5 лет назад +3

      Just watching these videos I can tell she is one who you can talk to when you are having a bad day and she can make you laugh.

    • @wastefellow2569
      @wastefellow2569 3 года назад +1

      @@mortuus6168, don’t swear at Jesus! What’s wrong with you?

  • @svensmolio1
    @svensmolio1 5 лет назад +366

    She's a real life SNL skit

    • @fernandosalas8589
      @fernandosalas8589 5 лет назад

      svensmolio1 she and Sara Palin should do an SNL skit.

    • @bingeclub7893
      @bingeclub7893 5 лет назад +4

      Actually it is a skit. She does sell the poop things but she's also a comedian/performer and does these same lines every time she gets interviewed. It's all lines and jokes from a presentation comedy skit that she does for the turd products.

    • @sydneyprescott3374
      @sydneyprescott3374 4 года назад

      @@bingeclub7893 thank goodness

    • @CoreyLewinMusic
      @CoreyLewinMusic 4 года назад +1

      You couldn't invent a more perfect character for Rachel Dratch to play than this woman.

    • @jonathanmck2835
      @jonathanmck2835 3 года назад

      No she's not. She's actually funny.

  • @roberte.6892
    @roberte.6892 5 лет назад +90

    One-tirdy, two-tirdy, three-tirdy

    • @idkkkkkkm
      @idkkkkkkm 4 года назад +1

      You forgot 4 turdy!

  • @SenseiDonGraham
    @SenseiDonGraham 5 лет назад +179

    I lost it when she brought out the fecal people

  • @FellowOfHammer
    @FellowOfHammer 5 лет назад +35

    I don't say this often....but I think she absolutely is where she needs to be in her career.

  • @XandraMeltphace
    @XandraMeltphace 4 года назад +57

    I love how sick of everything she is

  • @bluemusej
    @bluemusej 5 лет назад +80

    ha HA "I ship shit everywhere!"

  • @ChescoYT
    @ChescoYT 5 лет назад +75

    *"I get $5 bucks a turd for these things."*
    *And all this time ive been working a regular job...*
    *She's like the Shamwow seller of turds.*

    • @bobbycorbell
      @bobbycorbell 2 года назад

      The Shamwow of Shit. The Deuce Dealer.

  • @oldbones000
    @oldbones000 5 лет назад +112

    I gotta say, using Comic Sans on a label for a pile of crap is probably the best use of the font.

    • @reklvse432
      @reklvse432 2 года назад +1

      I abused the hell out of Comic Sans in middle school! 😂😂😂

    • @princealmighty5391
      @princealmighty5391 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@reklvse432 Scott would destroy you

  • @isaiahphillip4112
    @isaiahphillip4112 5 лет назад +23

    It's like she's self aware and always on the edge of bursting out laughing, but knows how meme-worthy this is so she holds it back.

  • @lexrogan2207
    @lexrogan2207 5 лет назад +29

    "i get excited when i see a turd" gets me every time

  • @molsondutch93
    @molsondutch93 3 года назад +17

    "and what we did is we took them turds and crammed them between the number there" made me LOSE it

  • @suniixxsav
    @suniixxsav 5 лет назад +86

    She knows what she’s doing. This is on its way to becoming a meme Forsure.

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 5 лет назад +34

    One turdy two turdy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lenb7275
    @lenb7275 5 лет назад +29

    She gets excited when she finds a turd !

    • @idkkkkkkm
      @idkkkkkkm 3 года назад +1

      Ya so fun!

    • @adriana27100
      @adriana27100 8 месяцев назад

      She doesn’t find just 1, she finds ✨hundreds ✨😹😹

  • @krashunburn
    @krashunburn 5 лет назад +36

    One of the best parts of this broadcast is the sponsor. Look at the left end of the banner. Burger King!

    • @obscured9414
      @obscured9414 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaahaha omfg. It all makes sense now.

  • @go-go3319
    @go-go3319 5 лет назад +17

    "I ship shit everywhere"

  • @themmacrave6663
    @themmacrave6663 4 года назад +6

    Who disliked this? This woman is a damn legend

  • @Soundwave85
    @Soundwave85 5 лет назад +11

    This is a true example of when something leaves you speechless...

  • @ap2659
    @ap2659 5 лет назад +47

    that lady is my spirit animal

  • @alleymarie4420
    @alleymarie4420 5 лет назад +24

    Well that's some serious shit😆

  • @rc_23
    @rc_23 5 лет назад +7

    She has facebook.....”Get on there, you’ll see all my turds with the prices” hahaha 😂

  • @linabingbing3881
    @linabingbing3881 5 лет назад +15

    Michael J Fox mixed with Ellen . Ladies awesome though,confident and funny.

  • @anthonylamonica3799
    @anthonylamonica3799 5 лет назад +15

    My wife would love those tirdy works earrings at 1:38.

  • @fatbuddycat
    @fatbuddycat 4 года назад +4

    Everyone of these newscasters are second guessing every life decision they ever made that led them to this point.

  • @tee4222
    @tee4222 4 года назад +6

    “So what we did is we took those turds and we crammed ‘em in between the numbers there”
    That line had me 💀

    • @gabrielavilla7308
      @gabrielavilla7308 4 года назад

      Them turds haha

    • @wreview
      @wreview 8 месяцев назад +1

      One turdy, two turdy, three turdyyyy 😭 im weakkkk

  • @Skylaire
    @Skylaire 3 года назад +4

    Nothing beats American innovation! Love this.

  • @PatuKnockouts
    @PatuKnockouts 4 года назад +3

    This is something straight out of Rick and Morty

  • @DrewColeMusic
    @DrewColeMusic 5 лет назад +8

    this is the best thing i've seen in a long time. what a legendary woman.

  • @Gromulan
    @Gromulan 5 лет назад +31

    Someone has to auto tune this :)

    • @nickwilcox7126
      @nickwilcox7126 5 лет назад +3

      waiting for the TURDY-remix

    • @NinjaZXRR
      @NinjaZXRR 3 года назад +1

      @@nickwilcox7126 it's gonna be a real shitty track

  • @colton8171
    @colton8171 4 года назад +2

    When she said two turdy i lost it

  • @treepercent7870
    @treepercent7870 5 лет назад +5

    I see a turd and I just start jumping up and down, I get excited 😲

  • @Music-yq2yz
    @Music-yq2yz 5 лет назад +8

    Have you no awareness of parasites in animal feces?

    • @JabberCT
      @JabberCT 5 лет назад +5

      No. And they burrowed into her brain. That's how she came up with the poo-poo clock.

    • @jackburton9653
      @jackburton9653 5 лет назад +6

      Don’t be a turd in the punch bowl.😉

  • @dr.ryanbland9753
    @dr.ryanbland9753 5 лет назад +7

    #2 works for her

  • @r3ptile584
    @r3ptile584 4 года назад +4

    That’s it... I’m done hunting moose... You clearly appreciate them in a way I never will...

    • @dancingwy0u
      @dancingwy0u 4 года назад

      You kill innocent moose's you evil

  • @kkorrupttt
    @kkorrupttt 5 лет назад +1

    1 turd 2 turd got me 😂

  • @islandfish4267
    @islandfish4267 4 года назад +2

    instead of a coo coo clock we made a poo poo clock 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coleframes864
    @coleframes864 4 года назад +1

    I started laughing and crying when she pulled out the poopoo clock

  • @narraticn
    @narraticn 4 года назад +5

    poo poo clock had me laughing my ass off i literally thought i was gonna die

  • @crustyferret8956
    @crustyferret8956 5 лет назад +1

    ‘Get to me and let me know what you need for turds’ 😂

  • @henrysmith3213
    @henrysmith3213 4 года назад +6

    This is the video I didn’t know I needed to see 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @regplasma7906
    @regplasma7906 2 года назад +1

    Dear Moose Poop Lady Not everything takes a dump.Crane fly's don't crap as they have no mouth or stomach.

  • @diannashuster5594
    @diannashuster5594 5 лет назад +2

    1 turdy, 2 turdy, 3 turdy....😆😂🤣

  • @nnaheim.
    @nnaheim. 5 месяцев назад +1

    Literally taking a big steamy dump on the very idea of Art.

  • @jeangurlbabe3427
    @jeangurlbabe3427 5 лет назад +4

    I just saw her on Tosh.O pretty hilarious! I wouldn't mind hanging out with her just talking about poop and making poop jokes.🤣

  • @m.jasmine6914
    @m.jasmine6914 5 лет назад +4

    Someone please songify this woman!! 😂😂

  • @tompaul6704
    @tompaul6704 2 года назад +1

    “The turds are all local”

  • @Avalon_1991
    @Avalon_1991 4 года назад

    I love how the presenters are even confused

  • @ryanh.8003
    @ryanh.8003 4 года назад +2

    And now she has a tv show

  • @greenjoker24
    @greenjoker24 4 года назад

    "When i see a turd i get excited" that..right there..lol

  • @masonpyle5929
    @masonpyle5929 5 лет назад +3

    And I thought my artwork from elementary school was crappy😂

    • @jbenthere627
      @jbenthere627 2 года назад

      Not something you'd want to put up on the fridge w/a magnet.

  • @kyyo5700
    @kyyo5700 4 года назад +2

    That’s fucking discussing who would ever buy this? Nasty people smh

  • @globedrifters1049
    @globedrifters1049 4 года назад +2

    this is my favorite of all time

  • @randomfella8084
    @randomfella8084 7 месяцев назад

    She has that late 80s TV voice.

  • @journeyman2003
    @journeyman2003 5 лет назад +2

    I ship shit anywhere 😂

  • @nationalcoasternews5798
    @nationalcoasternews5798 5 лет назад +3

    What did I just watch?

  • @KarlGetts
    @KarlGetts 5 лет назад +2

    That would be a nice clock for an outhouse if you have one lol. This made me laugh. I bet She would be fun to talk to at happy hour at the Tavern. If I did my research right. She is helping a benefit the following Saturday Jan 19th. Lots of respect.

  • @TheMDethman
    @TheMDethman 4 года назад +1

    That’s just wrong! Very disgusting!

  • @islandfish4267
    @islandfish4267 4 года назад

    “I ship that shit anywhere” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sparky_007
    @Sparky_007 5 лет назад +1

    And the lord made........
    Facepalms

  • @isaiahphillip4112
    @isaiahphillip4112 5 лет назад

    This is like something out of The Office.

  • @ricardoblikman2676
    @ricardoblikman2676 4 года назад +2

    She should accept payments in Vietnamese Dong

  • @blakeknight9454
    @blakeknight9454 5 лет назад

    The weather girl secretly wants to know if she can get a pumpkin spice scented wreath to hang under the inspirational vinyl wall decal she has in her kitchen?

  • @vgilo9618
    @vgilo9618 4 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard when he said poopoo clock

  • @eviemoody
    @eviemoody 3 года назад +1

    One of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched

  • @belenkym
    @belenkym 5 лет назад +1

    This is great!!
    I love it.
    Not going to order a poople clock but, I love the idea :-)

    • @jdolew
      @jdolew 5 лет назад

      minor correction - poo-poo clock. Two turdy, three turdy, hilarious stuff.

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 Месяц назад

    This feels like an old RUclips video South Park would have parodied lol.

  • @MrGaryscott1983
    @MrGaryscott1983 3 года назад +1

    Sponsored by Burger king's new Moose Burger 1:31

  • @sibsbubbles
    @sibsbubbles 3 года назад +1

    Darwin is not working nearly fast enough.

  • @rickkan4870
    @rickkan4870 5 лет назад +3

    Is she open on saTURDays?

  • @elevatordailies
    @elevatordailies 4 года назад

    Thank you Buzz Feed

  • @bennybob444
    @bennybob444 5 лет назад

    God bless her

  • @CajunPride777
    @CajunPride777 4 года назад +2

    1 turdy 2 turdy 3 turdy lol

  • @817Moon
    @817Moon 4 года назад

    I had to re run this back for a few friends of mine

  • @peterbbaker
    @peterbbaker 5 лет назад +7

    What the heck?? 😂

  • @stevenumphlett6730
    @stevenumphlett6730 5 лет назад +1

    And they said that no one gives a shit..

  • @dakotaburns728
    @dakotaburns728 4 года назад

    the news anchors sent me 💀💀💀

  • @BJDJ
    @BJDJ 5 лет назад +1

    ARE.....YOU.....SERIOUS??!! XD XD XD XD XD

  • @ZEROELPOETA
    @ZEROELPOETA 5 лет назад

    Tosh.0 Web Redemption happening tomorrow night on Comedy Central!

  • @hypperactive89
    @hypperactive89 3 года назад

    I don't know why I cringed when she adjusted her glasses.

  • @shii76
    @shii76 4 года назад

    Can't wait till Srubby gets a hold of this

  • @EXITINGTHEEARTH
    @EXITINGTHEEARTH 5 лет назад

    Freakin' surreal.

  • @dennishansinger9204
    @dennishansinger9204 5 лет назад

    I fuckin’ lost it at “fecal people”. Spit out my beer, now I have a mess to clean up.

  • @efaiith
    @efaiith Год назад

    When I travel and people from different states ask me about the culture of Maine, I’ll just show them this video 😌

  • @tristinstorm5858
    @tristinstorm5858 5 лет назад +1

    This lady sounds like she really knows her s#*%. Sorry but I just couldn't help myself..I laughed so hard I might have peed a little.

  • @BlakeAlecMiranda
    @BlakeAlecMiranda 4 года назад

    I am so scared of her.

  • @myramercedesredick1618
    @myramercedesredick1618 3 года назад

    this is fucking hilariousssss "one tirdy two tirdy three tirdy " i get excited when i see a turd" lmfao i ship shit everywhere lmfao

  • @adriannahibbard7186
    @adriannahibbard7186 4 года назад

    Hahaha "I ship that shit everywhere!"

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 5 лет назад +2

    female bernie sanders

  • @bubblesthemonkey6615
    @bubblesthemonkey6615 5 лет назад

    This lady is fucking awesome.

  • @deerfish3000
    @deerfish3000 4 года назад

    I went to the turd museum the other day. They got a crap there... that shits gotta be worth a lot of money!

  • @regplasma7906
    @regplasma7906 2 года назад

    As Creme Brulee 's Les Mc Queen would say 'It's a shit business'.

  • @jcpringle2053
    @jcpringle2053 3 года назад

    How very newsworthy...

  • @donttouchmysilver8202
    @donttouchmysilver8202 5 лет назад

    Shark tank would love her!!

  • @ty_sk1348
    @ty_sk1348 5 лет назад +2

    Damn, where her poo dealer

  • @RevoltingSnakeman99
    @RevoltingSnakeman99 5 лет назад

    Let me know what you need for turds and I ship shit everywhere.

  • @iamtenderhearted5192
    @iamtenderhearted5192 5 лет назад +4

    I love her so much! What an awesome woman with such a great sense of humor!😂❤️😂😂😆😆😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️💩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @Toonuhfish
    @Toonuhfish 5 лет назад +2

    Well ain't that some SHIT!

  • @oddballskull1941
    @oddballskull1941 2 года назад

    No one gonna bring up the fact she straight up in moose territory like it’s nothing, they can easily kill a person

  • @mariaburleson9559
    @mariaburleson9559 4 года назад

    Does anyone else think that she has the mannerisms of ELLEN and sounds like her a little too???!?