Lines of Halo - Halo 2 Elites (Funny Dialogue)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @_theryanchap
    @_theryanchap 8 лет назад +851

    Well Arbiter I...I...I...think you're cute too...
    I wonder how many fan-fictions were just inspired by that last clip.

    • @michaelmalone3110
      @michaelmalone3110 8 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @VMMarco-fi2gl
      @VMMarco-fi2gl 8 лет назад +33

      OOO GOD NO KILL IT WITH FIRE

    • @robbythebun1912
      @robbythebun1912 8 лет назад

      Nightcore releases a music video of Boom Boom Boom with this clip

    • @InformerMaz
      @InformerMaz 8 лет назад +46

      They're all waiting for Arbiter-Senpai to notice them.

    • @S113Productions
      @S113Productions 7 лет назад +22

      The friendship was so strong, it was felt across the world...
      BRACE YOURSELVES!

  • @richardthelionheart8656
    @richardthelionheart8656 8 лет назад +1576

    Halo 2 when playing as Chief: Elites are evil monsters who must be killed on sight by any means necessary.
    Halo 2 when playing as Arbiter: Elites are adorable dinosaur dudes who must not die no matter the cost.

    • @HeroAndReporter
      @HeroAndReporter 8 лет назад +148

      Two sides to war

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 8 лет назад +171

      If Arbiter kills one of the Elites,
      Rtas: What the hell are you doing?! (COM) Security on the ship! The Arbiter's gone rampant! Take him down, my brothers.

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 8 лет назад +9

      xd

    • @ashanark5782
      @ashanark5782 7 лет назад +132

      I'm always way more sad when an Elite dies than when a Marine dies. They're just such jolly fellows.
      Halo 2 Marines were pretty useful, but the Halo 2 Elites are _by far_ the best backup in the series. (Besides that one time you got Hunters.)

    • @gordonilaoa1275
      @gordonilaoa1275 7 лет назад +83

      I had to revert back to checkpoint every time an elite died... XD

  • @themedic9180
    @themedic9180 9 лет назад +754

    One time when i played Halo 2 on outskirts, i ran into a gold elite who did the angry stance, then shouted
    "Dont worry, Im a banana peel!"

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 6 лет назад +53

      Please tell me there's a video on youtube that features that elite. It sounds too good to be true.

    • @riddleiddle
      @riddleiddle 6 лет назад +28

      proof.

    • @bryannovelo5343
      @bryannovelo5343 6 лет назад +35

      pretty sure you need the iwhbyd skull for those lines or if you play on a higher difficulty

    • @pinstripecool34
      @pinstripecool34 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @FemboyTyco
      @FemboyTyco Год назад +5

      Heard a Minor go "Come out!, I have a Banana!"

  • @gematriagrim666
    @gematriagrim666 9 лет назад +732

    Best looking elites in the whole series in my opinion.

    • @lordvader5041
      @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +65

      Raffi The Halo 2 Honor... No, the Halo 2 ANNIVERSARY Honor Guard elites are my favorite type ever.

    • @aeronautisch
      @aeronautisch 9 лет назад +6

      Lord Vader Exactly.

    • @angus57720
      @angus57720 9 лет назад +40

      The Arbiter (H2 & H3) is the most badass looking Sanhgheili in my opinion.

    • @212th
      @212th 9 лет назад +27

      Halo Reach are the best in my opinion. But these are a close second. Especially anniversary.

    • @gematriagrim666
      @gematriagrim666 9 лет назад +23

      Crappy Nappy Too fat in reach

  • @clonewarrior1999
    @clonewarrior1999 7 лет назад +209

    *Gives Elite a energy sword, an Elite specific weapon.*
    "Do I look like a grunt?"

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth 5 лет назад +26

      @@kociemleko1 It was just timing; he was reacting to having his sword taken away and replaced with a Plasma Rifle.

  • @DinosaursAttack
    @DinosaursAttack 8 лет назад +388

    The best part of this, at least for me, is thinking about the fact that Bungee had people sitting down and saying these things over and over again, until they got it right, and I just think that's hilarious.

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 8 лет назад +47

      There's definitely a few lines in here that I think would take multiple takes. Especially the foot massage and cute remarks. XD

    • @odst2450
      @odst2450 5 лет назад +4

      Your comment got 117 likes.

    • @AsaraBuck
      @AsaraBuck 3 года назад +3

      They probably laughed their asses off

  • @JayREEZYsays
    @JayREEZYsays 9 лет назад +269

    The posh elite... Starting to miss that guy...

    • @benmontey3438
      @benmontey3438 2 года назад +5

      For real man, he just added an entire extra layer of greatness to playing with the elites

  • @UrFavoriteZombie
    @UrFavoriteZombie 7 лет назад +218

    I love elites
    I never knew they were just cute dorky dinosaurs

    • @DVNTHYOUTUBR
      @DVNTHYOUTUBR 5 лет назад +7

      Their not dinosaurs they are considered "Aliens from another planet." Đųmbą§ś

    • @Mr.Xarxes
      @Mr.Xarxes 4 года назад +10

      @@DVNTHYOUTUBR wooooosh

    • @DVNTHYOUTUBR
      @DVNTHYOUTUBR 4 года назад

      @@pmzr bro u the 1 who need to calm down lol, y u insult me? Dat was bs what I said

    • @Cosmicfear101
      @Cosmicfear101 Год назад

      "Make me a sandwich"

    • @Paracetamol985
      @Paracetamol985 8 месяцев назад

      @@Cosmicfear101OURPLE GUY

  • @ShibaInuMochi
    @ShibaInuMochi 9 лет назад +141

    "Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"
    /Arbiter looks down
    (dafuq, no)
    lol

  • @lordvader5041
    @lordvader5041 9 лет назад +360

    Wort wort in the bort...

  • @1Delta3Grim7
    @1Delta3Grim7 9 лет назад +286

    What language do you speak when you're talking to an elite from the hood??? 'Slangheli'

  • @Daveo3
    @Daveo3 4 года назад +74

    The elites: an honorable race of loyal warriors
    Also the elites: *Make me a sandwich*

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser Год назад

      Real life depiction of humans in other countries

  • @aspenfacer-valentine4397
    @aspenfacer-valentine4397 8 лет назад +103

    I feel like the "make me a sandwich" elite is the most underrated one. I think it would be awesome if IWHBYD changed the story dialogue as well as the in game lines. It feels out of place to have characters talking seriously in between lines like these.

    • @ashanark5782
      @ashanark5782 7 лет назад +24

      if IWHBYD changed story dialogue?
      Arbiter screams while being branded --> Arbiter laughs hysterically while being branded
      Cortana "You look nice" --> "You look like crap"
      Johnson to Arbiter "How you doing" --> "Are you single?"
      Gravemind is Eldritch Abomination --> Gravemind is super-chill nice guy
      Master Chief is hardcore --> Chief has no idea what he's doing
      I dunno, could be fun.

    • @meltyberryashley
      @meltyberryashley 3 года назад +4

      Damn they should’ve done that for all the games when you turn the skull on. Would’ve definitely made things hilarious.

    • @FemboyTyco
      @FemboyTyco Год назад

      "Regret: SALVATION FOR ALL!!"
      Truth: and the begin of the new Journey!
      *Minutes Later*
      Elite: One word for you!- Agugibugahbagigugah!

  • @anonymouscucumbers9752
    @anonymouscucumbers9752 6 лет назад +45

    The elites and their obsession with hats.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 5 лет назад +11

      The entire Elite-Human peace negotiations was just three hours of playing TF2

    • @rezachoudhury823
      @rezachoudhury823 Год назад +4

      I mean they did start a civil war over "an exchange of hats"

  • @awesomesauce6333
    @awesomesauce6333 7 лет назад +94

    Well arbiter I.. I.. I.. Think ur cute too XD

  • @bachri7721
    @bachri7721 8 лет назад +96

    0:09 "On your mandible."

  • @Aegis_Mind
    @Aegis_Mind 8 лет назад +51

    Good lord that Halo 2 Anniversary energy sword looks amazing!

  • @drobix5139
    @drobix5139 8 лет назад +23

    He didn't say he had brains on his "Mandilo". He said he had brains on his MANDIBLE... 😂

  • @rhysnichols8608
    @rhysnichols8608 5 лет назад +12

    I shot an elite once with a plasma pistol and he screamed “I’ve received a GRIEVOUS WOUND!”

  • @darxidersoldier
    @darxidersoldier 6 лет назад +18

    0:40 thankyou. I like how you looked down at his feet with those big ass toes lmao

    • @zioneyoshida8749
      @zioneyoshida8749 6 лет назад +1

      DeadSilence_KB elites have three fingers... how would they do it against hooves?

  • @theunscgrunt4839
    @theunscgrunt4839 8 лет назад +26

    0:40 JONES' BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE!

  • @yampaamvs
    @yampaamvs 6 лет назад +8

    I once had an elite ask, "Must you sneak about like that?!" when I came around a corner too quickly.

  • @rhysnichols8608
    @rhysnichols8608 3 года назад +9

    I was fighting regret earlier and an honour guard cut me down and said “yes that was extreeeeeeemly SATISFYING”

  • @212th
    @212th 9 лет назад +96

    Do Halo Reach elites lines just for the hell of it XD

    • @Over9000N00bs
      @Over9000N00bs  9 лет назад +19

      +Crappy Nappy would be a bunch of gibberish

    • @212th
      @212th 9 лет назад

      Ha ha

    • @RebelCannonClub74
      @RebelCannonClub74 8 лет назад +9

      +Over 9000 N00bs i'd be like watching a japanese sub without the subs. or a rap video, or dub step or something

    • @XNYDNTE
      @XNYDNTE 8 лет назад +3

      +Over 9000 N00bs I think the elite at the end is gay

    • @jtalbert78
      @jtalbert78 8 лет назад +13

      +Crappy Nappy reverse it! maybe they say stuff in backwards like in halo 1

  • @Syphious64
    @Syphious64 4 года назад +8

    These are the kindof Elites we need back and always should have had lol

  • @technochicken8356
    @technochicken8356 6 лет назад +9

    *After a while of being drove off cliffs run over and blown up by rtas*
    *Rtas exited the spectre*
    Rtas: was my driving that bad?

  • @that_one_helljumper
    @that_one_helljumper 3 года назад +7

    Just imagine being on the battlefield with an elite and he/she asks you to make them a sandwhich, lol

  • @JustinCage56
    @JustinCage56 6 лет назад +30

    1:05 TF2 in a nutshell

  • @Ceratosaur
    @Ceratosaur 8 лет назад +7

    I love the Elite's, I think they're awesome.

  • @monolyth462
    @monolyth462 7 лет назад +26

    I haven't laughed like that in years :D
    Go elites :3

  • @justbriian5755
    @justbriian5755 9 лет назад +95

    Im sad that Bungie and the 343 studios decided to go from Halo 2 and 3 elites being portrayed as calm and somewhat intelligent to barbarous in Halo 4...

    • @spartanandremarieroux2624
      @spartanandremarieroux2624 9 лет назад +42

      The ones in Halo 4 are not the same Elites, they are from the Storm Faction, which are barbaric compared to the Elites from the Swords of Sanghelios (the Arbiter's Elites)

    • @areallymeanperson
      @areallymeanperson 9 лет назад

      +Rhos 'Sevee and the storm faction elites were born on sanghelio's moon

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 7 лет назад +7

      Spartan André Marie Roux still inexcusable seeing as how thel vadam is just like them now

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 года назад

      @Mr.Tweezy007
      His model, he is the same elite model as the other elites in 4 and 5. You know? The same 4 and 5 elites that have their mandibles behind their damn eyes where it looks like they could take their own eyes out just by speaking because their teeth are parallel to it?

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 года назад

      @Mr.Tweezy007
      Well I don't know what to tell you, it's true. Arbiter has the same model of the Halo 4/5 Elites. Nothing else to it

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 6 лет назад +13

    I miss gay elites

  • @RuneZ07
    @RuneZ07 4 года назад +6

    Director: say random shit into the mic
    The employee: 0:14

    • @Veh28
      @Veh28 9 месяцев назад

      *2 seconds later*
      "A S S H O L E"

  • @StardustAuroraSky
    @StardustAuroraSky 7 лет назад +14

    0:15 is my favorite

  • @xdeathlyderpx3703
    @xdeathlyderpx3703 9 лет назад +39

    I know its been said before, but I hate the way 343 portrayed the elites. The elites used to be a slim but strong species. Now, they are huge, bulky, and ugly. Worse in Halo 4. I wish they would go back to the appearance they had in the original Halo 2 and Halo 3.

    • @DrSpookster
      @DrSpookster 9 лет назад +2

      In halo 4 the elites are a subspecies from another colony

    • @KCAssassin98
      @KCAssassin98 9 лет назад +1

      xDeathlyDerpx yeah I just hope they go back to halo 2 style animations at least. the halo 2 walking and stuff was perfect.

    • @gematriagrim666
      @gematriagrim666 9 лет назад +6

      +Flipyir Grunte (also known as squid boy) In halo 5 the Arbiter looks like he got fatter though. I really miss the Halo 2 elites too.

    • @areallymeanperson
      @areallymeanperson 9 лет назад +2

      +Raffi nah, he is just real bulky from doing all the badass stuff with out chief

    • @user-sd7qt3hy8l
      @user-sd7qt3hy8l 9 лет назад

      +xDeathlyDerpx No shit!! Amen to that

  • @alexhaiku9525
    @alexhaiku9525 5 лет назад +3

    “I love you too” I love this line

  • @Kaytue_
    @Kaytue_ 8 лет назад +2

    YOU THINK IM CUTE? THATS VERY BLUSHING

  • @Rythaze
    @Rythaze 10 лет назад +5

    Awesome VID!

  • @UberPanzerhund
    @UberPanzerhund 9 лет назад +20

    0:08
    *mandible
    lul bet u havent heard that one yet

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 7 лет назад +7

    I would have been your daddy.

  • @arenaxseventhian8031
    @arenaxseventhian8031 9 лет назад +13

    Big softies ^_^

  • @misskcullen
    @misskcullen 3 года назад +2

    I HAVE A GRIEEEEEEEEVOOOOOUS WOOOOUND

  • @samwayne8961
    @samwayne8961 8 лет назад +1

    you are an inspiration to us all Arbiter (halo 2 anniversary) after i blew up 2 brutes and 3 jackels with a fuel rod gun

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex 4 месяца назад

    I love rounding a corner as Chief, having an Elite minor see me, duck behind cover, and scream out "BY THE RIIIIINGS!" as I chuck a grenade at him.

  • @budlebubthebard301
    @budlebubthebard301 8 лет назад +4

    0:57 .....omg i love this guy

  • @jeremiahgranger1566
    @jeremiahgranger1566 3 года назад +2

    0:00 accurate description of H2 on legendary..

  • @dylansimpson9861
    @dylansimpson9861 5 лет назад +1

    One time like 10 years ago I heard a grunt sing the Beatles song Something but it went like this. "Something in the way he moves, makes me love no other arbiter". It was at the beginning of the first arbiter mission with flood when your standing in that room.

  • @abrhamcarranza7662
    @abrhamcarranza7662 6 лет назад +1

    "I love you too"
    So much elite love

  • @FrostAKAEthanHunkin
    @FrostAKAEthanHunkin 4 года назад +3

    Excruciating Paaaaain! 0:50😂😂😂😂

  • @6Ratsinattenchcoat
    @6Ratsinattenchcoat 7 лет назад +16

    well this proves that the covenant can be gay too

    • @GameSpider-db7ly
      @GameSpider-db7ly 4 года назад

      Well it’s a alien culture so maybe they are more accepting of homosexuality

  • @joelfairchildunderwood9843
    @joelfairchildunderwood9843 6 лет назад +2

    I love alien dinosaurs sharks

  • @xViperGTR
    @xViperGTR Год назад +1

    0:40 the way you responded to this had me dying of laughter

  • @user-sd7qt3hy8l
    @user-sd7qt3hy8l 9 лет назад +2

    I swear Arnold Swarzenegger had to do one of those samples because you could hear his voice on the online mutliplayer every once in a while

  • @JaxBug
    @JaxBug 9 лет назад +1

    I NEED MORE OF THIS

  • @SigmaDyess
    @SigmaDyess 9 лет назад +31

    I know you said the flood only have a few funny lines with iwhbyd, but perhaps you can do a mix where you have them and all of the other enemies (jackals, or halo reach enemies ) who don't have many lines? Or maybe you could just add them onto another video? Just a suggestion. Funny or not I really want to hear the flood lines XD. Anyways good finds :)

  • @SunnyShuklathedoctor
    @SunnyShuklathedoctor 7 лет назад +5

    I LOVE YOU TOO

  • @Impception
    @Impception 5 лет назад +1

    Asks for foot massages yet only has 2 toes or whatever those are

  • @slightly9566
    @slightly9566 8 лет назад +1

    that last one doe :3 kinda makes you feel bad for killing them

  • @dubstrap6095
    @dubstrap6095 2 года назад +1

    Making the elites talk was the best choice in the franchise

  • @kellieruley1427
    @kellieruley1427 7 лет назад +1

    "Do I look like a grunt" yah, sure, cause grunts totally carry energy

  • @phalanxgaming4612
    @phalanxgaming4612 8 лет назад +10

    "On your mandilo" is meant to be "on your mandible"

  • @thebeast7125
    @thebeast7125 5 лет назад +2

    "EXCRUTIATING PAAAAAAIN" MADE ME DIE LOL 0:50

  • @areallymeanperson
    @areallymeanperson 9 лет назад +1

    i wonder what the elites and marines will say in halo 5
    i already heard lines by grunts
    "I have grenades in my pockets and plasma in my pockets" "SURRENDER TO ME INFIDELS, I MIGHT JUST LET YOU LIVE!"

  • @ohNoitsColt
    @ohNoitsColt 8 лет назад

    "Stand back, Arbiter. You wouldn't want to soil your armor."

  • @whyareyoualiveaj6352
    @whyareyoualiveaj6352 5 лет назад +1

    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 Год назад

    0:19 *ASS..HOLE*
    I’ve always laughed my ass off how he says it with a slight delay between the two words. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 Год назад

    I love Rtas Vadums silly dialogue. I haven’t heard much of it before.

  • @Thegamingseawitch
    @Thegamingseawitch 6 лет назад

    You forget about who I call Jeff the flood tour guide: "Look! Up Ahead! The parasite gathers for an attack!"

  • @deadaccount1581
    @deadaccount1581 9 лет назад +2

    That foot massage Elite:)

  • @tommypicco4216
    @tommypicco4216 4 года назад +1

    I want hug them

  • @musicaleuphoria8699
    @musicaleuphoria8699 Год назад

    0:19 Sounds more like a question, like he's trying to find the right insult.

  • @adamsamuel4687
    @adamsamuel4687 9 лет назад +6

    You should do marine/ODST lines next or grunt either would be great.

    • @smorgington
      @smorgington 9 лет назад

      He already did that, but did you mean from Halo 2?

    • @Over9000N00bs
      @Over9000N00bs  9 лет назад

      They'll come eventually, but as of right now im just enjoying my winter break. :)

    • @adamsamuel4687
      @adamsamuel4687 9 лет назад

      Yes I did mean from halo 2.

    • @smorgington
      @smorgington 9 лет назад

      Oh ok :)

  • @lancecurry7538
    @lancecurry7538 5 лет назад +1

    0:50 - *"EXCRUCIATING PAIN!"*

  • @thenewadventuresofhenry6998
    @thenewadventuresofhenry6998 4 года назад +1

    I think the UNSC and the Swords of Sanghelios will make a strong coalition in the Galaxy.

  • @AyataHiragi
    @AyataHiragi 9 месяцев назад +1

    They kinda sound like an alien Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • @scifiriku7656
    @scifiriku7656 9 лет назад +1

    love!? cute?! are you kidding me?! XD

  • @Amexel
    @Amexel 8 лет назад +1

    Mandible is their mouth thingies

  • @warhammer2067
    @warhammer2067 6 лет назад

    Even with no sound i can gear the noise they make

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon 8 лет назад +1

    I love this stuff x3

  • @renzzz9386
    @renzzz9386 6 лет назад

    Halo 5, elite just yelling out "I'm gonna die, you're gonna die, we're all gonna die "

  • @CactusGulliver
    @CactusGulliver 3 года назад

    "ive taken a grievvvvvvvous wooooooound"

  • @kylefolasco3889
    @kylefolasco3889 5 лет назад

    I remember a very long time ago a high ranking elite general in halo 2 said to me “haha come here human I got a banana for you!” And I still can’t find it on RUclips anywhere

  • @CertifiedLungCancer
    @CertifiedLungCancer 10 месяцев назад

    Elites just make Halo, Halo

  • @saintednote1604
    @saintednote1604 2 года назад

    Halo 2 and 3 had the best Elite lines in my opinion

  • @showirstraw8057
    @showirstraw8057 6 лет назад +1

    Why’s everyone elite in love with the arbiter

  • @LieutenantFoxtrot
    @LieutenantFoxtrot 7 лет назад

    0:57, when you see a player who loves to drive warthogs and annoys you because you took the only one.

  • @MugawumpTazer97
    @MugawumpTazer97 9 лет назад +1

    Excruciating paaain!

  • @mr.nigga.2208
    @mr.nigga.2208 6 лет назад +1

    Did that elite just say i love you too to the arbiter

    • @sirdrell24
      @sirdrell24 6 лет назад

      xXShadow_RetardXx PubgMobile/Standoff 2 and more yes and it was glorious

  • @RedFoxTitan
    @RedFoxTitan 6 лет назад +1

    if these were cutscenes i wonder what Arbiter's responds would be, mostly the one
    (i Thick you're Cute too)

  • @CragynosII
    @CragynosII 9 лет назад

    Has anyone else noticed that the Elites in Halo 2 Anniversary all look like they had a stroke? one side of their face is slumpy.

  • @futuristicgamer1072
    @futuristicgamer1072 8 лет назад

    the elites have the best lines

  • @deadecho9115
    @deadecho9115 8 лет назад +1

    an elite has a crush on arbiter wtf Lol😄😄😄😄

  • @kinghenry9116
    @kinghenry9116 2 года назад

    On your “mandible” haha

  • @SuperSix4
    @SuperSix4 Год назад

    I always feel so bad killing elites in halo after the second game haha. Except for the ones in infinite, those traitors I enjoy taking down. Arby’s revolution gang or nothing at all haha

  • @uli_734
    @uli_734 7 лет назад +1

    the last one had me dying😂😂😂

  • @MikuTM01
    @MikuTM01 2 года назад

    Halo Elites be like: AAAAWUBADUGH

  • @Tayd0g
    @Tayd0g 8 лет назад

    I heard "Make me a Sandwich" while playing and im like df?

  • @LeeroyTheWrathBear
    @LeeroyTheWrathBear 3 года назад

    Make me a sammich.

  • @retrozeru
    @retrozeru 5 лет назад +1

    *Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?*
    -Elites • 2019-
    >[0:40]

  • @martinfranco6618
    @martinfranco6618 8 лет назад

    "I love you too" dead 😲😂😂