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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
  • Today I visited a company in Bristol called Syntegon. Whilst there I met staff who did not want me videoing from the public footpath!

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  • @tonymurphy8774
    @tonymurphy8774 День назад +305

    "Have you got a puncture repair kit? I've got a slow puncture" 😂😂😂😂 Pure class

    • @rattyrats7419
      @rattyrats7419 День назад +6

      whats graham norton doing here ,

    • @rayonseriious
      @rayonseriious День назад +2

      @@tonymurphy8774 i thought Pure was gonna stick his belly and then repair it.

    • @susannorthedge8584
      @susannorthedge8584 День назад

      @@rattyrats7419 with his sidekickFatty Arbuckle

  • @ericmilligan3
    @ericmilligan3 День назад +226

    Ha ha, the production manager doesn’t know he’s part of a comedy double act, I love it.

  • @johnhammond6423
    @johnhammond6423 2 дня назад +451

    You are an expert at winding people up. Watching your videos is better than Netflix any day!

    • @jeffsimon9594
      @jeffsimon9594 2 дня назад +9

      TBF that is not a very high bar 😁

    • @johnhammond6423
      @johnhammond6423 День назад

      @@jeffsimon9594
      There is some great films and series on Netflix.

    • @davidholburn8698
      @davidholburn8698 День назад +20

      Lol I've just paused netflix to watch this.

    • @markbrown1089
      @markbrown1089 День назад

      @@davidholburn8698 *Nonceflix

    • @thetruth9210
      @thetruth9210 День назад +13

      They don't need much winding up

  • @1chiefg
    @1chiefg День назад +63

    "I'm gonna phone the police"
    "When?"
    You crack me up, man.

  • @verybighomer
    @verybighomer День назад +69

    "I'm the production manager and now I'm calling my mommy errr boss."

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan День назад +4

      absolute baby. he was ready for a nap and a bottle. 🍼💤

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn День назад

      And the po lice groan NOT AGAIN

  • @captainhowdy9845
    @captainhowdy9845 2 дня назад +474

    Watch out, everyone! He's the production manager!

    • @johncummins3860
      @johncummins3860 День назад +24

      He must have been to a University !

    • @gitmoholliday5764
      @gitmoholliday5764 День назад +7

      thanks for the heads up warning,
      I otherwise would've seen things so shockingly against the .. eh.. some regulations
      and infringement of things, it would've raised my blood pressure.

    • @UncleB52
      @UncleB52 День назад +12

      Oh no!! Not the production manager, Im gonna get done.

    • @69spook
      @69spook День назад +13

      Full on Frank Spencer hits the production manager & he sucks it up .....😂

    • @Drew-sq2ds
      @Drew-sq2ds День назад

      they are idiot tweedledum and tweedledee

  • @jackwarren3080
    @jackwarren3080 День назад +346

    Holding up that phone is the most exercise he’s had for a while

    • @janesaroma
      @janesaroma День назад +9

      🤣😂

    • @-Monad-
      @-Monad- День назад

      Better than the obesity plagueing the rest of the country

    • @eatonlee
      @eatonlee День назад +13

      And he might pull a muscle even doing that

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 День назад +13

      He’s a real whopper of a fact hunt

    • @thefella131
      @thefella131 День назад +2

      Lmfao

  • @slalomsteve
    @slalomsteve День назад +322

    What a pair of absolute tools.

    • @stevenbrant591
      @stevenbrant591 День назад +10

      seee kier wasnt the only on with a daddy who was a tool maker

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 День назад +9

      He’s a fact hunt

    • @thefella131
      @thefella131 День назад

      What a couple of plonkers. 😊

    • @theclotshotdidit3115
      @theclotshotdidit3115 День назад

      @@slalomsteve tools are useful, unlike those retards

    • @andrewgarner2224
      @andrewgarner2224 День назад +6

      Someone invented 2 tools without a purpose

  • @herbertvonzinderneuf8547
    @herbertvonzinderneuf8547 День назад +44

    Tubby Boy really could not understand why his sarcasm and intimidation wasn't working.
    It is clearly his management style in the building.

  • @gingermongoose3325
    @gingermongoose3325 День назад +38

    Just found this channel, Been watching all the auditing channels for years, this guy is actually very good.

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 День назад +7

      He gets better the more you watch. He just let foolish people make themselves a laughing stock.Forever.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  День назад +6

      Thank you 🙏

    • @RichardGray-p3u
      @RichardGray-p3u День назад +2

      He makes big people like this guy look very small and you will always get a laugh 👏👏

  • @jackwincott1066
    @jackwincott1066 День назад +274

    Production manager 😂 what a clown 🤡 great video this 😂

    • @svenpoletka5236
      @svenpoletka5236 День назад +12

      All that bloke managed to produce was bollocks!

    • @simonleeofficial
      @simonleeofficial День назад +8

      ..its just a little video.. 😂

    • @ots1634
      @ots1634 День назад

      i disagree, he seemed aright and im sure he is good at his job and produces more than bollocks.

  • @Taffy866
    @Taffy866 День назад +191

    What a pair of clown 🤡 those two puppets were!
    They are both fools .
    Made their factory a complete joke

    • @IanLewisCymru
      @IanLewisCymru День назад +1

      I wonder if they've realised yet? :D
      Hwyl

  • @marksmith7147
    @marksmith7147 День назад +88

    A fine example of arrogance. What a pair of idiots.. Oh how they changed in front of the female, only to revert to form when she left.

  • @levelofsnipes7378
    @levelofsnipes7378 День назад +35

    “Thank you”
    “For what?”
    “I don’t know”
    🤣 this is becoming the funniest channel on RUclips

  • @sightseeingspotfacts
    @sightseeingspotfacts День назад +11

    Those 2 really made themselves look bad! What a painful lesson for them. Keep up the education! He didn't even see the puncture repair kit bit coming OMG.

  • @Gmanmufc
    @Gmanmufc День назад +235

    All auditers need to visit this site, just to educate the ignorance

  • @alanlofus3100
    @alanlofus3100 2 дня назад +174

    why do all the plonkers think that company policy is an actual law !!!

    • @bashkillszombies
      @bashkillszombies День назад

      Because the megacorps are pseudo government authorities at this point, look at the interference Google/Alphabet/RUclips, Twitter, Facebook, etc have done in every election in the last few decades - ZERO repercussions.

    • @daipigeon7561
      @daipigeon7561 День назад +1

      And they come out all mouth trying to bully people. Who doing a lawful activity yes lawful activity
      If they get hurt do you thing their company witj pay them when they are off sick.... Big fat NO

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад

      Brainwashing? ego? Uneducated on photography and videoing in public?
      All of the above?

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад

      @@daipigeon7561 Some walk up to auditors with the keg under each arm attitude

    • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS
      @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS 20 часов назад

      Because there plonker bully boys.

  • @leonardmcdermott7703
    @leonardmcdermott7703 День назад +114

    Humpty is obviously the food section quality controller 😂.

  • @walkingwithdogs8547
    @walkingwithdogs8547 День назад +19

    The smirk on that sausage arms crossed and the way he stands, tells you everything. One hell of a BIG ego 😂😂😂😂

  • @pauls3075
    @pauls3075 День назад +19

    "According to a survey conducted by Unmind, a leading provider of workplace mental health solutions, over two-thirds (67%) of UK employees have left or considered leaving their job due to poor management"
    These two muppets are the reason why! Can you imagine having those two as your boss.

  • @bankaiiibankaaa4573
    @bankaiiibankaaa4573 День назад +127

    Your calm demeanor is awesome, it pisses off these idiots even more🤣

    • @OrlandoDibiskitt
      @OrlandoDibiskitt День назад

      Yeah.. but I wish he would put his foot down sometimes.

    • @TheresOnlyTwoGendersYouFreaks
      @TheresOnlyTwoGendersYouFreaks День назад

      It pisses me off, with him trying to explain to them all, I would say it was once, and leave it at that.

    • @richardmurray7019
      @richardmurray7019 День назад +3

      Haha when he asks, Do you have a puncture repair kit

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад

      That's how you deal with men or women with attitudes. Calmness. Focus. Intelligence. It only irritates them more.

  • @vernhill-wv7pp
    @vernhill-wv7pp День назад +112

    What a rude man. He couldnt care less about your puncture.

    • @ade3628
      @ade3628 День назад +4

      😂

    • @7Lace77
      @7Lace77 День назад +4

      @@vernhill-wv7pp Disgusting, almost like he didn't care. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 День назад +2

      😂😂

  • @dr_dr
    @dr_dr День назад +165

    Oh, dear! They did make themselves look very silly. Cheesy geezer and the walking heartattack acted like very spoilt children. Lucky it was PA; others would have dropped the lardburger!

    • @thetruth9210
      @thetruth9210 День назад +15

      Walking heart attack

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy День назад +8

      Imagine if "UK - Meet the Tyrants" met these two! 🤯

    • @dr_dr
      @dr_dr День назад +7

      @@TallSilentGuy exactly! They don't know it, but it was their lucky day. I wouldn't want PA any other way though.

    • @johnrobertson1129
      @johnrobertson1129 19 часов назад

      The world's gone crazy, I just watched a video on DJ Audits page where a guy chased him down the road with a 🔨 Hammer 🔨 crazy work

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 День назад +24

    As attempts to 'distort the truth' go, this is definitely up there! You were as ever, entirely honest & transparent with them, from the outset. Big respect, PA!😊

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  День назад +3

      Thank you for watching me 😀

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 День назад +1

      ​@@PureAuditsYou are welcome PA. & thanks also!😊

  • @sarahdevonshire4374
    @sarahdevonshire4374 День назад +21

    Another fabulous video PA!!! You’re the best. Your demeanour works brilliantly on these absolute muppets.
    Keep up the great work. I couldn’t live without your hilarious channel.
    Thank you!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  День назад

      Thank you for watching me 😀

  • @theedgef1614
    @theedgef1614 День назад +115

    How do companies not go bust with muppets like that in managerial positions

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 День назад +17

      that's the problem, they do go bust, then the managers move on to the next disaster....

    • @DQ940
      @DQ940 День назад +5

      Everyone is a manager nowadays. I suspect both of those guys were pretty low down the food chain.

  • @richkavanagh2778
    @richkavanagh2778 2 дня назад +140

    Nothing like a good PA audit to cheer you up on a blue Monday

  • @nivaggavin1
    @nivaggavin1 День назад +139

    Those two guys have to win the award for the most uneducated and ignorant
    I wonder how they deal with thier customers

  • @coconutislanddrones
    @coconutislanddrones День назад +8

    The 20+ stone guy with the belly like a giant emergency stop button comes across as a workplace bully who thinks he can carry that outside his workplace. Clearly as bright as a blackout and needs no education. If I knew this guy I'd be embarrassed for him.

  • @johncassidy2115
    @johncassidy2115 День назад +10

    Well PA, you found a right couple of bell ends there!
    Well played mate 👏

  • @thomasroth4533
    @thomasroth4533 2 дня назад +127

    This is hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. Don't you just love it when they are so certain and totally clueless. Fools galore and you are great. Keep up the fantastic work PA!

    • @thetruth9210
      @thetruth9210 День назад +21

      I always wonder how such stupid people get to positions of authority

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  День назад +10

      @@thomasroth4533 thank you 🙏

    • @nobodyanderson4353
      @nobodyanderson4353 День назад +11

      ​@@thetruth9210 It's not who you know, but who you blow.

    • @Sylvia-Storm
      @Sylvia-Storm День назад +7

      @@thetruth9210I’ve always wondered that, how some of them get good jobs and drive nice cars. Although thinking about it perhaps stupidity helps, after all the top bosses don’t want to employ someone more intelligent than themselves.

    • @neilsouthern321
      @neilsouthern321 День назад +2

      @@thetruth9210 Thay slept with some one important lol

  • @jberkeley1195
    @jberkeley1195 День назад +44

    😂 insert key 🗝️ turn until fully wound up then push play ▶️ 😂🤣😂 thanks pure for the comedy 👍👌

    • @stuartgmk
      @stuartgmk День назад

      😅😅😅

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 День назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @pete147
    @pete147 День назад +86

    What a merchant banker in the red car thinking he can control a member of a public. Then the telly tubby arrives , another merchant banker full of threatening behaviour and 🐂 💩. I think a mass audit is needed!!! Strange how the telly tubby changed his threatening behaviour when the lady arrived and as soon as she went he turned nasty again. He really needs sacking!!!

    • @peterbatley
      @peterbatley День назад +5

      all the while telly tubby is stood there filming and saying im a busy man ,lmao

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад

      The first word after merchant needs to have the first letter changed to W.

    • @pete147
      @pete147 День назад +1

      @@LordBelial1978 are you serious? A merchant banker is slang for that 🤔

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад

      @@pete147 It is indeed. I just read it wrong where's me brain at?

  • @tomask.3983
    @tomask.3983 День назад +15

    This was one of your best interactions /altercations ever, and you handled it brilliantly. Always calm, always explaining and never off track to derogatory comments and the like. Superb PURE AUDITS!!!!

  • @DruggedBunny
    @DruggedBunny День назад +16

    "This is a good look for Syntegon, this is a good look for Syntegon..."
    But now I've seen their ROOF! Bwuuu-ha ha ha!!! The things I can do knowing there's a metal pitched bit and, well, a sort of flat bit... oooooh. All their roof secrets are mine. The "boss" looks very busy. (The boss who went very quiet when the actual boss appeared.)

  • @beds139
    @beds139 2 дня назад +233

    Muppets to the left of you muppets to the right….😅

    • @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017
      @sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017 День назад +9

      Interesting fact. Statler and Waldorf, the old men who appeared in The Muppet Show in the late 1970s, are now both well over a hundred years of age , and still living well in Beverly hills, LA.

    • @Stuart-qj1ld
      @Stuart-qj1ld День назад +12

      Here i am stuck in the middle with you 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 День назад +9

      Glad I'm not stuck in the middle with them😮

    • @petercornish9903
      @petercornish9903 День назад +3

      Wallied and blunder, into the valley of goofs strode the 600.

    • @Scano41
      @Scano41 День назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nealrogers999
    @nealrogers999 День назад +86

    One of the funniest ones yet. Great stuff.

  • @bobikdylan
    @bobikdylan День назад +60

    "I went on the website."
    "Why?"
    Very suspicious when you create a website and people look at it.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  День назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidpearson6346
      @davidpearson6346 День назад +3

      They were obviously trying to stay secret on the WORLD WIDE WEB 😅😂 !

  • @hariowen3840
    @hariowen3840 День назад +17

    A video of red Audi man trying to get those skinny jeans off would be a good laugh eh! 🤣

    • @yorkshirecoastadventures1657
      @yorkshirecoastadventures1657 День назад

      Middle aged men in tight trousers 🚩
      Tight trouser+ middle age man= entertaining video.

    • @glynnbarton2614
      @glynnbarton2614 День назад

      A bloke that age should not be wearing jeans like that 😀

    • @minmo2288
      @minmo2288 15 часов назад +1

      Must be cutting off circulation to his brain. 😂

  • @azwi103
    @azwi103 День назад +5

    took me a minute to figure out this guy is far from simple and is actually a top tier troll, love it!

  • @philiphinch-r2s
    @philiphinch-r2s 2 дня назад +103

    brilliant how you easily wind these idiots up,well done.

  • @MickJ666
    @MickJ666 2 дня назад +135

    That 2nd guy is 8.5 months pregnant, he shouldn't be getting into arguments, it's not safe😬

    • @KeithBurtons
      @KeithBurtons День назад +11

      Quadruplets I'd say...

    • @S.Trades
      @S.Trades День назад

      Risking pre-eclampsia!

    • @MickJ666
      @MickJ666 День назад +4

      ​@@KeithBurtons🤣

    • @fuzz7263
      @fuzz7263 День назад +6

      Nah, he's defo eaten all the pie's

    • @ShortieLeeroy
      @ShortieLeeroy День назад +2

      Behave yourself 🤣

  • @welshieworldwide
    @welshieworldwide День назад +44

    Laughing like f**k here at the upside down bike and PA asking for a puncture repair kit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Marsh_125
    @Marsh_125 День назад +10

    “It’s an infringement of peoples GPD!”🤣

  • @DQ940
    @DQ940 День назад +13

    I hope the bosses of that company see this video and take the appropriate disciplinary actions against the bigger guy. What a fool.

    • @antiquax
      @antiquax День назад +1

      Fatso is Robert Kiely the Managing Director 😢

  • @Stuart-qj1ld
    @Stuart-qj1ld День назад +104

    How childish is the boss omg 😂😂😂

  • @frankcarew239
    @frankcarew239 2 дня назад +97

    Larry and Curly turn up ....Paranoid company needs a mass audit.

    • @NuttersArms
      @NuttersArms День назад +9

      Leave PA to his unique stuff. Doesn't need any of the idiots leeching off his genius.
      He is in a different league to the others.

    • @gillian9178
      @gillian9178 День назад +4

      All hell would of kicked off if Moe had shown up as well.

    • @noamfinnegan8663
      @noamfinnegan8663 День назад +3

      I normally ring the company and let them know I'm on my way and won't tolerate their previous behaviour 😂😂😂 or with the biggest plonkers I tell them l'm from the local radio station asking for comment on their appalling behaviour 😂😂😂

  • @66737pbain
    @66737pbain День назад +118

    Giant Haystack is a big baby 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-zh9ye7or8m
      @user-zh9ye7or8m День назад +7

      Mr Creosote ( monty python )

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 День назад

      @@user-zh9ye7or8m 😂Is he full??

    • @LordBelial1978
      @LordBelial1978 День назад +2

      His cousin is Wee Haybale.

  • @dev0random
    @dev0random День назад +9

    The employees of these companies have made themselves into total clowns. Reminder that Syntegon is Bosch and they seem to have the same attitude across all their plants. Gives you a good idea what kind of culture this company has, because they also treat their customers this way.

  • @DennisNash-x5u
    @DennisNash-x5u День назад +10

    Why isn't he complying. I've said the magic word "Police" 😂😂😂

  • @mattdoliver1984
    @mattdoliver1984 2 дня назад +71

    😂😂😂😂 Imagine living with this guy, Jesus 😂😂
    When you said I don't believe you I almost died of laughter 😂

  • @teflon3753
    @teflon3753 День назад +106

    Man this guys trolling is next level... WHAT?🤣

  • @user-rc6qm7dt4w
    @user-rc6qm7dt4w День назад +47

    The smug look when he said "my boss is coming" like it holds weight hahahha

    • @cookiemonster2299
      @cookiemonster2299 День назад +3

      Yeah that look made me laugh out loud 😆👍

    • @69spook
      @69spook День назад +2

      And Mr Bobby appears. Mean while, Noel Edmunds is hiding in the bushes....

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy День назад

      "Good - maybe I can get more sense out of him!"

    • @muckspreader1able
      @muckspreader1able День назад +2

      He has a lot of weight😂

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 День назад

      And it did. A lot actually

  • @tapiocding
    @tapiocding День назад +4

    To the two stooges: I heard the circus nearby is hiring.

  • @Passport-Bro
    @Passport-Bro День назад +5

    The Colombo of audits! “Just a little video.” Lol.
    “If you are still here in 3 min when I get back, I’ll call the police.” “Ok, well take 20 min and I’ll be done when you get back.” 😂

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 2 дня назад +86

    The higher up the ladder they are, the more ignorant of the laws of filming they are

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 День назад +4

      A bit like the police...

    • @davidfletcher5
      @davidfletcher5 День назад +3

      But the more arrogant and egotistical they become.

  • @Wiganparadiddle115
    @Wiganparadiddle115 День назад +93

    20 stone gelled quiff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlesmacka
    @charlesmacka День назад +68

    Ooh ! He's going to ring the Police he says about 50 times.

    • @TheSimonvalente
      @TheSimonvalente День назад +4

      Yeah, I think he wanted the videoing to stop. Not sure, but did he say that?

    • @26TM034
      @26TM034 День назад +7

      And never did... The whole shift will take the piss for a year

  • @patricialongworth2520
    @patricialongworth2520 День назад +3

    Brilliant as always. Why do these people make such utter fools of themselves. He was abusive and ride with a smug look on his face. How embarrassing for the company

  • @nigelbaldwin752
    @nigelbaldwin752 День назад +10

    Those two scored 10 /10 on the daftometer, a score only attainable following years of practice and dedication.

    • @RichardGray-p3u
      @RichardGray-p3u День назад

      It was just as good and funny on Tuesday when I watched it 😂😂👏👏

  • @craigkolstad983
    @craigkolstad983 День назад +78

    The lady seemed sensible, hopefully sensible enough to sack the two clowns she has working out there making that company look like idiots.

  • @Christiktoklegend
    @Christiktoklegend День назад +61

    The bike upside down had me 😂😂😂

    • @NuttersArms
      @NuttersArms День назад +4

      Me too lol😊

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 День назад +2

      Proving the point, there would be no quick getaway......😅

    • @69spook
      @69spook День назад +7

      He's got a slow puncture.... 😂

  • @MeColinYouWho
    @MeColinYouWho День назад +48

    There seems to be an epidemic of frightened adult children.

    • @cronocide
      @cronocide День назад +2

      It's what you get when you have participation medals at school instead of 1st 2nd and 3rd.

  • @frantickle
    @frantickle День назад +6

    The two guys are a terrible reflection on the company. I would not be happy seeing this video if I were their boss or shareholder.

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 День назад

      Definitely agree pair of twa.s imagine working under these lot.😮

  • @JRFrancisco20088
    @JRFrancisco20088 День назад +2

    I like this auditor's voice and style. Never loses his cool. "Just a little a video."

  • @scottgarwood8389
    @scottgarwood8389 День назад +51

    He took the bait perfect catch PA well done

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 День назад +3

      Catch of the day 😂😂

  • @MrTorrit
    @MrTorrit 2 дня назад +128

    The threat of the naughty step failed and he really didn’t know what to do next.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 дня назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @doles1212
      @doles1212 День назад +1

      @@PureAuditshey how do I contact you privately? (important info about this guy related to you)

    • @milesbetta
      @milesbetta День назад

      @@doles1212 share? lmao!!!

    • @doles1212
      @doles1212 День назад

      @@milesbetta PA all over this chumps FB

    • @tractorboy2002
      @tractorboy2002 День назад +7

      ​@@PureAuditshe's posted your photo on his FB page asking if anyone knows your name and address. Data protection failure.

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 День назад +39

    Oh bloody hell you really found one today. What an absolute clown! When he sees this I suspect the penny will drop what a muppet he was on that day… and it will live on the internet forever!
    I honestly don’t know how you manage to keep a straight face when they’re behaving like that… you keep them right on the wind-up but somehow maintain composure - admirable! I couldn’t do it!
    Classic video - thank you 👍

  • @gj5900
    @gj5900 День назад +5

    If the bosses IQ was 10% of his BMI he would know what you were doing was perfectly legal.

  • @undercoveragent9889
    @undercoveragent9889 День назад +5

    LMAO @ "'Ave yer got a puncture repair kit?" Too funny. lol

  • @MotoPhill
    @MotoPhill День назад +61

    Absolutely 100 % comedy gold I am crying my sides are hurting brilliant 🤩 what a fantastic wind up , “I’m calling the police - why I have an hi viz jacket 😂 so many brilliant laughs your a legend

  • @johnparkyn2120
    @johnparkyn2120 День назад +39

    What an absolute clown. send down a mass audit. for a manger the bloke is an absolute clown he's made the company look foolish I love the guard with his arms crossed sending them an email 😂

    • @badgermcspoon11
      @badgermcspoon11 День назад +1

      He said he was the owner lol all that tub owns is a stomach ulcer

  • @beds139
    @beds139 2 дня назад +113

    He’s “going to ring the police”….😅😅😅😅😅

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 дня назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @69spook
      @69spook День назад +1

      I missed that one .... 😂

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 День назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 День назад

      ​@@69spook.... Surely not?!??? 😂😂😂

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 День назад +1

      He does that every time he takes a dump. It’s very dangerous

  • @fibifeo
    @fibifeo День назад +6

    What a 🔔 end the guy holding his phone . Embarrassing 🙈

  • @te5758
    @te5758 18 часов назад +1

    > ‘Are we clear about that?’
    >> ‘What? (Huh?)’
    Comedy gold.

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 День назад +38

    That was too funny, they were really struggling and were clearly out of their depth. The owner clearly had an inferiority complex, very intellectually short and underdeveloped. At least the lady could keep it together. Should have charged him a fortune for a copy.

  • @DEFIANT71DEFIANT
    @DEFIANT71DEFIANT День назад +53

    Why do these uninformed tyrants always say “I’ve asked you politely” especially when polite was certainly NOT what they’d been.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 День назад +6

      They think it makes a difference that they've been polite( despite the fact they should be polite anyway) it's a form of attempted manipulation, "I've been nice to you- you should be nice back" - (and comply). Police do the same with names , cop says "I've told you my name" the implication being you should tell me yours.
      Nope -- doesn't work that way. .......

    • @SkwrHdz
      @SkwrHdz День назад +1

      You’ve got to realise that “I’ve asked you politely” has the full force of law, in fact it’s the supreme law. Nothing surpasses it! Absolutely NOTHING!

  • @cedricredwood9409
    @cedricredwood9409 День назад +78

    “I’ve got my zoom camera” 😂😂😂😂 “I’ve got my hi viz. 😂😂😂😂Get them Pure 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnpearce9023
    @johnpearce9023 День назад +4

    Love it. I thought the first Guy was a Muppet. then Guy no. 2, the Granddaddy of Muppets arrives and Mrs Muppet got a look in too. They are gonna love watching themselves back, and so are their friends and family. Most people like a good laugh, haha. Big thumbs up

  • @t5jerry
    @t5jerry День назад +3

    The lady in the blue jumper looked "very excited and perky"....😮😮😮😮😮

  • @kaikito7662
    @kaikito7662 День назад +62

    Bombarded by ego after ego. Where do such unbridled egos come from?!!

    • @tirokopita
      @tirokopita День назад +2

      Little Britain.

    • @RMcL328
      @RMcL328 День назад +4

      Ironic that all these egomaniacs end up working on shitty industrial estates 😂

    • @kaikito7662
      @kaikito7662 День назад +1

      @@RMcL328 I salute you.

  • @pete3206
    @pete3206 День назад +34

    Props to the Production Manager and his lofty rise to obscurity.

  • @MrRhoobarb1
    @MrRhoobarb1 День назад +42

    Another Company Policy=Law clown. What an absolute fool.

  • @doms_cinema
    @doms_cinema День назад +4

    That your calm “naaaaah” gets me 🤣 its like “oh no please don’t call police 😢”

  • @bestfield372
    @bestfield372 День назад +4

    Netflix is gone selling my television. He was just a total tool and he's a manager. Very good video

  • @teamdoa
    @teamdoa День назад +54

    I do not know how these people become managers of people when they clearly do not know how to deal with a situation like that.

  • @glenrichmond6260
    @glenrichmond6260 День назад +60

    they always think they can order about someone just minding their own business in public..

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 День назад +2

      Especially when that person appears to be a bit timid, and easily bullied.... 🤣

    • @ots1634
      @ots1634 День назад

      not exactly minding their own business though....

    • @glenrichmond6260
      @glenrichmond6260 День назад

      @@ots1634 hes in a public place doing his hobby/work.. whats it got to do with them?

  • @alunrees6403
    @alunrees6403 День назад +104

    They both made themselves look very Foolish....

  • @BasicCoverMan
    @BasicCoverMan День назад +16

    Hi Robert from Syntegon, I know you'll be looking in. Might want to update your Linkedin profile, barely recognised you, photo looks like it was taken 10 stone ago

    • @SixBadges
      @SixBadges День назад

      Haha "I am a natural leader" says his LinkedIn Profile. I don't think so. A natural bully, perhaps.

    • @tc5042
      @tc5042 День назад +2

      Brilliant I just had a look 😅😅😅😅

  • @jimbob356
    @jimbob356 День назад +4

    The scary thing I find is the very limited knowledge the so called managers know about GDPR laws.
    The pretence of these clowns holds no bounds.

  • @jonmark1920
    @jonmark1920 2 дня назад +43

    what a pair of clowns.......i called the number and spoke to Cath on reception who was very nice, i told her that the people at the gate were very unprofessional, rude and the boss was aggressive......she said she would pass on my comments and thanked me for my call....

    • @garlicgorilla6540
      @garlicgorilla6540 День назад +8

      You really rang this company? Haha thats so funny. They will know they are famous

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 День назад +5

      And went back to filing her nails .......

    • @paullancaster7066
      @paullancaster7066 День назад +2

      I'll send the link to this video in an email to them 👍😉👍😉👍

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 День назад +1

      You forgot 'ignorant and arrogant ' 😂

    • @jonmark1920
      @jonmark1920 День назад

      @@garlicgorilla6540 famous for the wrong reasons......

  • @Jimmiburn
    @Jimmiburn День назад +50

    Skinny jeans say no more!🤣🤣🤣🙃

    • @69spook
      @69spook День назад +3

      Mutton dressed as lamb 😂

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 День назад

      How about his smug face when the Wok smuggling lard-arse eventually moored up.

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan День назад +1

      X 2

    • @loucolman
      @loucolman День назад +1

      And those massive empty shoes 😂

  • @david69869
    @david69869 День назад +23

    Embarrassing for the heavy guys family...and for the 'I'm a production manager, I'll call the police'😅

  • @peterbignell9482
    @peterbignell9482 День назад +2

    You have a special talent PA....That was so so funny.....I hope the staff of syntegon have this on replay in the staff room.....That would be proper pay back for the 2 clowns.

  • @8atheist476
    @8atheist476 День назад +3

    Hats off Sir, you ticked the 'permission to take video', 'infringing rights', 'phone the police', 'GDPR', 'illegal', boxes in record time.

    • @antonw4671
      @antonw4671 День назад +2

      But no "it wafer thin" today.

  • @shabba890
    @shabba890 2 дня назад +65

    Pure audits is the most professional auditor out there. Never gets in a flap like all the rest.

    • @simonemcgoldrick
      @simonemcgoldrick День назад +3

      A b number one

    • @garlicgorilla6540
      @garlicgorilla6540 День назад +10

      @@simonemcgoldrick Focus Pocus is the best but this chap is brilliant at reeling them in

    • @tirokopita
      @tirokopita День назад +3

      @@garlicgorilla6540 FP is the GOAT

    • @Jim-ux9lg
      @Jim-ux9lg День назад +2

      ​@@simonemcgoldrickLOL. You're kidding. He's just antagonistic.

    • @peterhemmings2929
      @peterhemmings2929 День назад +2

      Amazing that they go in to these encounters with the element of surprise and all the power, and still end up getting as wound up as the idiots who come out.

  • @Adrian-yp7nb
    @Adrian-yp7nb День назад +25

    How you speak to people is amusing. Wish I had that calm tone!!

  • @rogerking2933
    @rogerking2933 День назад +33

    What a fool how how on earth did he become a production manager, standards are very low these days !!

    • @stevefdarby4057
      @stevefdarby4057 День назад

      He took a MA at flower arrangement at university.

  • @sarahodonnell6957
    @sarahodonnell6957 День назад +6

    You’ll be LIVE later.🤣😂🤣 pure gold.

  • @donparks9736
    @donparks9736 День назад +3

    Quick call the publicly funded security guards in their costumes