David Cross 1996 HBO Special

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  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 8 месяцев назад +34

    2023 and this set is still working it. Very fresh even 27 years later.

  • @N11Ckk123472
    @N11Ckk123472 12 лет назад +122

    David Cross's black impression should have a conversation with Dave Chappelle's white guy impression.

    • @peterwelsh1932
      @peterwelsh1932 Год назад +1

      😹

    • @matteoferrari33
      @matteoferrari33 Год назад +3

      That’s so racist lol 😆

    • @N11Ckk123472
      @N11Ckk123472 Год назад +5

      @@matteoferrari33 how so?

    • @BaldHeadedManc
      @BaldHeadedManc 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@N11Ckk123472because he said "black"... So must be racist. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @phdonme1
      @phdonme1 7 месяцев назад +5

      I didn't know I couldn't do that
      I did know I couldn't do that.

  • @YourWifeRuby
    @YourWifeRuby 12 лет назад +96

    That is the most 90s outfit I've ever seen. It hits all those mid 90s marks. Flannel shirt, jeans with a rip in them, hair like George Costanza. Just the works.

    • @koltfoote6839
      @koltfoote6839 Год назад +1

      My sense of style must be completely 90s then. I thought I was just lazy😂

    • @deansarabia9782
      @deansarabia9782 Год назад

      What's fricked up is I am legit wearing this rn smh lol

    • @deusfilius7
      @deusfilius7 Год назад +1

      That look was never in.

    • @koltfoote6839
      @koltfoote6839 Год назад

      @@deusfilius7 seems to have been

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 11 месяцев назад

      That was my bar crawl outfit.

  • @MrTeacherDO
    @MrTeacherDO 8 лет назад +109

    There's a man inside me, only when he is out, then I will walk free of pain.

  • @chri11203
    @chri11203 10 лет назад +168

    That was the best impression of a black dude that I ever heard

    • @bradlafferty4493
      @bradlafferty4493 7 лет назад +8

      I loved you in those Jackie Chan films.

    • @patriciofernandez2711
      @patriciofernandez2711 6 лет назад +10

      Dude he was playing back from a tape recorder

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 5 лет назад +1

      Patricio Fernandez But it is his voice. He uses it on Mr. show. If you watch the skits, he seems to have a fake arm, and that his real arm is up his shirt, as he has to clutch his throat to make the voice.

    • @mayflower2370
      @mayflower2370 5 лет назад +5

      No it just goes out of sync, when you continue watching it's the same.

    • @keithbaggetta2374
      @keithbaggetta2374 5 лет назад

      Chris Turnier I couldn’t believe it was him

  • @vincentdublino7136
    @vincentdublino7136 8 лет назад +90

    David Cross comes out with a southern accent. 5 stars. love this guy. He is the polar opposite of the 'blue collar comedy tour' .

    • @terrymalloy69
      @terrymalloy69 7 лет назад +3

      Not crazy about him, self hating southerner he

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 5 лет назад +13

      @@terrymalloy69 He's not a "self-hating" southerner. He's an idiot-hating southerner.

    • @cjohnson7251
      @cjohnson7251 5 лет назад

      Shiawasenaneko So, what you are saying is he is not funny, will never make any real money, and is incapable of selling out an arena anywhere in this Country? Btw, what is he doing NOW? This was filmed in the 90’s and he could only do 30 minutes then.

    • @jonthompson7106
      @jonthompson7106 5 лет назад +6

      @@cjohnson7251 You're a total moron.

    • @jonthompson7106
      @jonthompson7106 5 лет назад +6

      @@cjohnson7251 This was only 30 minutes because it was a HBO special, you adorable little special-needs student. His comedy tours feature shows where he is on stage for 80-90 minutes.
      I will patiently await your apology to David Cross for you being an idiot about his abilities. Fucking dumbass.

  • @channelsabored
    @channelsabored 12 лет назад +44

    "It's been one year since I've been completely sober" *sips beer*

  • @howardbiel1958
    @howardbiel1958 3 года назад +9

    How is this still so relevant after 24 years.

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 6 лет назад +13

    The Goodpussy bit is one of my favorites of his, really showcases his humor and talent.

  • @skramamme685
    @skramamme685 6 лет назад +25

    God bless the smacked out, Nirvana lovin', grunge look of my youth

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 3 года назад +8

    I've seen this so many times but I didn't realize it was from 1996. He was so angry even back then...

  • @snlbitchluva
    @snlbitchluva 8 лет назад +16

    I remember watching these at my friends house( I didn't have hbo), good times, good comedy

  • @mikem9704
    @mikem9704 8 лет назад +83

    There's no 'I' in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think.
    This set is almost 20 years old and still hilarious. Dude was ahead of his time.

    • @dancsank
      @dancsank 6 лет назад +2

      I don't get it?

    • @bobthechimp5431
      @bobthechimp5431 4 года назад +4

      Sgt. Barnes arrested development joke. You should watch it; it’s the funniest show of all time and David Cross is in it.

    • @magicjackm
      @magicjackm 4 года назад +3

      don't tell anyone but personally I think it's aged better than a lot of the early Mr. Show stuff :X

    • @bobthechimp5431
      @bobthechimp5431 4 года назад

      Jack Morrison yeah same

    • @ianw5663
      @ianw5663 3 года назад +1

      @@bobthechimp5431 *Seasons 1-3. Should never have been revived - some funny moments but a pale shadow of the glory of the original.

  • @johnd8978
    @johnd8978 6 лет назад +5

    wow, that opening is more relevant today than ever

  • @ScumOfCaligula
    @ScumOfCaligula 7 лет назад +5

    I would watch these all the time as a kid in the 90s.

    • @jessgarza88
      @jessgarza88 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah man that was epic staying up and watching the pride is back on hbo

    • @professorhazard
      @professorhazard 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jessgarza88 ABBADADICCI, ABBADADUCCI

  • @kerryalanp
    @kerryalanp 8 лет назад +78

    I miss ripped jeans and flannel. The most comfortable fashion ever.

    • @merhawanna9577
      @merhawanna9577 8 лет назад +7

      +Kerry P the 90's was a great time haha

    • @terrymalloy69
      @terrymalloy69 7 лет назад +3

      He dresses like a bum

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham 6 лет назад +6

      Kerry P I don't know if you noticed, but they're back.

    • @juliusc.8
      @juliusc.8 6 лет назад +4

      Shit is in style again

    • @Mr.Isquierdo
      @Mr.Isquierdo 5 лет назад +5

      Fuck yeah its back

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 2 года назад +3

    Amazing that nearly 30 years later and this entire special could have been made today. Pretty sad.

  • @drampagrampa
    @drampagrampa 11 лет назад +22

    That minimum wage bit may be my favorite.

  • @aaronpartridge5275
    @aaronpartridge5275 Год назад +5

    David cross in his sartorial splendor. It's not only funny it's also the only chance I'll ever get to use that collocation.

  • @lollard
    @lollard 4 года назад +20

    This guy makes me LOSE IT with laughter. David Cross is a rare comedic talent.

  • @guillermosilva5905
    @guillermosilva5905 2 года назад +21

    So underrated! I try telling people about him all the time, they are fucking clueless.

    • @johnsheetz6639
      @johnsheetz6639 Год назад

      Run Ronnie run it's one of my favorite movies him and Bob did a bang-up job!

    • @waynesmith6393
      @waynesmith6393 9 месяцев назад

      Old him was great, new him feels like he's just having a manic depressive episode, not really jokes, just rants like a depressed alcoholic friend.

  • @soulcheckw2
    @soulcheckw2 12 лет назад +8

    This guy is fucking golden.
    MAEBY WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY MEETING!

  • @JudgeDoom500
    @JudgeDoom500 12 лет назад +13

    He is a nerd stoner with a hilarious sense of humour. I just wanna hang out with this guy.

  • @gw5859
    @gw5859 Год назад +8

    David Cross really has a great, intellectual sense of humor and hilarious delivery. Underrated talent.

  • @snakewhitcher4189
    @snakewhitcher4189 3 года назад +5

    I love the music that played during the end credits. The whacky whistle let's you know that comedy was here.

    • @professorhazard
      @professorhazard 4 месяца назад +1

      I can only imagine how hard he rolled his eyes when he heard that

  • @MH-nc5jd
    @MH-nc5jd 2 года назад +2

    The best thing about looking old when you're young is that the expectations aren't there.. people have already cast you out as a has been.. even before you were a never was..

  • @kbegemotHD
    @kbegemotHD 6 лет назад +8

    The voice change at 17:47 is incredible :)

  • @Bombtrack411
    @Bombtrack411 10 лет назад +30

    Man, he was as funny then as he is today.

    • @windowboy
      @windowboy 3 месяца назад

      What about now

  • @redavis6581
    @redavis6581 8 лет назад +18

    14:58 ROFLMAO!!!!!! Puts me in tears every time since 2001

    • @epicnooo
      @epicnooo 4 года назад +2

      roflmao

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble Год назад

      I come back for that specifically lmfao

  • @NickCurrin
    @NickCurrin Год назад +2

    Still one of my all time favorites.

  • @southernhillscreative1920
    @southernhillscreative1920 3 года назад +2

    1996, I was in 6th grade when this came out. I remember watching this on HBO.

  • @nytheprincess
    @nytheprincess 10 лет назад +18

    I had this open in the background and when he did the impression of a black guy I had to check the video because I thought someone else was on stage.

    • @KeithSmerbeck
      @KeithSmerbeck 10 лет назад +2

      100% the same haha.

    • @higler.
      @higler. 8 лет назад

      +Nybelle Caruso It's clearly not him if you watch it

    • @clownnookie
      @clownnookie 8 лет назад +1

      +higler420 No, it is him. He did an interview about this voice, how when he clutches his throat, that's how it comes out. He did the same for a character (a black preacher?) on Mr. Show with Bob and David.

    • @higler.
      @higler. 8 лет назад +1

      +clownnookie I'll have to grab my Mr. Show dvd's and find that skit!

    • @clownnookie
      @clownnookie 8 лет назад

      higler420 I think he revealed his throat-grabbing secret on Conan or Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 7 лет назад +21

    jesus christ...that intro is _so_ 90s o_O

    • @ezrasky3761
      @ezrasky3761 7 лет назад +5

      that intro applies to anytime in history. Humans being stupid..... believing in fairy tale fuck nuttery.

    • @terracottapie
      @terracottapie 4 года назад +2

      @420 Friendly I think they meant the standup-bass jazz music intro. Not the first thing David Cross said.

    • @simonmcnamee619
      @simonmcnamee619 4 года назад

      How appropriate that something from the '90s appears to be from the '90s. It may as well be an episode of the Twilight Zone!

  • @hollandoates961
    @hollandoates961 9 лет назад +6

    classic! thank you for uploading this! i remember this fondly!

  • @bpal7006
    @bpal7006 4 года назад +7

    His effeminate voice is so good. Love that. And then the "Don Spears" voice...🤣

  • @Ultranothing
    @Ultranothing 11 лет назад +14

    Holy shit, that's a real book.

  • @Dolores5000
    @Dolores5000 2 года назад +2

    Still hysterical

  • @daedevillewrestling
    @daedevillewrestling 4 месяца назад +1

    What a 2024 topically accurate set

  • @Coltonelkins98
    @Coltonelkins98 3 месяца назад

    Comedy legend David Cross. Thank you.

  • @ssamiuddin1
    @ssamiuddin1 3 года назад +3

    The ending with the drummer impression! Fuck! 😂

  • @ASquared007
    @ASquared007 12 лет назад

    Thank you for uploading this.

  • @fistyann8434
    @fistyann8434 2 месяца назад

    I’d like to remember the comedy of the 90s tomorrow today.

  • @ARMTOAST
    @ARMTOAST 11 лет назад +31

    His outfit is so 90s it's not even funny.

    • @backyardFoods
      @backyardFoods 3 года назад

      Guess he was going for the highschool student look

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 2 года назад

      "it's not even funny" itself a 90s saying

    • @ARMTOAST
      @ARMTOAST 2 года назад

      @@kitcoffey7194 great observation…NOT!

  • @thisisaguy
    @thisisaguy 12 лет назад +4

    I'm so glad the Arsenio Hall barking went out of style.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 11 лет назад +2

    You have to watch their skit "Jeepers Creepers" from Mr. Show.... it is the most 90's thing you will ever see ever.

  • @TylerMusicSandwich
    @TylerMusicSandwich 12 лет назад +1

    So unpredictable!! And talented!

  • @acracehorse22
    @acracehorse22 5 лет назад +2

    How can one man be so pronouncedly funny? The answer, methinks is 'genius'.

  • @Gkucuk1215
    @Gkucuk1215 10 лет назад +2

    I ducking love,Dave cross... His new stuff is really funny .....

  • @chrisgumb8986
    @chrisgumb8986 9 лет назад +24

    that. book. is. real.

  • @windwoman3549
    @windwoman3549 3 года назад +1

    I can still recite most of ‘Shut Up You Fucking Baby.’

  • @spiltbluhd
    @spiltbluhd 11 лет назад +2

    I remember that episode on the Arsenio Hall show!

  • @JBuck-cu7xd
    @JBuck-cu7xd 6 месяцев назад

    Way ahead of its time

  • @Nilos94
    @Nilos94 11 лет назад

    I was kinda 2 years old at that year and only now I watch this.

  • @betaqwest
    @betaqwest 2 месяца назад +1

    This man listened to a lot of gil Scott heron. I know that cadence anywhere

  • @jangyman
    @jangyman 6 лет назад +2

    10:15 ...best impression of someone hitting a bong!

  • @TheHolyMongolEmpire
    @TheHolyMongolEmpire 11 лет назад

    David cross is my hero

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 5 лет назад +1

    When they do the Don Knott’s biopic..THIS DUDE!!!!!

  • @drampagrampa
    @drampagrampa 11 лет назад +4

    Joe Rogan mentioned Cross in a podcast. This is the first time hearing his stand up, and it was pretty funny. Original.

    • @Jccyphers1
      @Jccyphers1 Год назад

      Well, yeah lol he wrote it, and it's an original! Dane Cook stole a lot from him

    • @josephhertzberg2734
      @josephhertzberg2734 5 месяцев назад +1

      Who is Joe rogan

    • @drampagrampa
      @drampagrampa 5 месяцев назад

      @@josephhertzberg2734I actually don’t know who joe rogan is. I posted that comment 10 years ago

  • @withgrapepower
    @withgrapepower 11 лет назад +6

    See the long descent into cutoffs, it begins with that hole

  • @EthanReadsHisBooks
    @EthanReadsHisBooks 9 лет назад +1

    Still the best.

  • @MzaAndy
    @MzaAndy 12 лет назад +2

    He's drinking an anchorsteam brew!

  • @salvucci91
    @salvucci91 11 лет назад +1

    That ending was phenominal

  • @Uubermensch
    @Uubermensch Год назад +2

    Where’s the David cross Netflix special

  • @jackvaz1429
    @jackvaz1429 7 лет назад

    he made the comb-over look good!!!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 2 года назад +1

      He… doesn’t have a comb over?

  • @delacaravanio
    @delacaravanio 12 лет назад +1

    This video is nearly 20 years old, but the only way you'd know this is because his jeans are ripped.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 3 месяца назад

    DC in 96 as a black guy..20 years later he’s the white guy voice in Sorry To Bother You. Still hilarious. Roses for the Cross

  • @noble494
    @noble494 12 лет назад +3

    one of the best comedians..plus he never ages

  • @jwood6902
    @jwood6902 5 месяцев назад

    holds up. more true today!

  • @wolftwins8703
    @wolftwins8703 3 года назад +1

    Put a finger down When you’re last name is cross and you ask your dad if he’s a family member and said yes
    *puts a finger down*

  • @Komax0101
    @Komax0101 11 лет назад +1

    It means analyst-therapist. It's a good thing.

  • @spiltbluhd
    @spiltbluhd 11 лет назад +1

    Hell yeah, just like that titannica song!

  • @mistad967
    @mistad967 12 лет назад +1

    Mrs. featherbottom is my hero

  • @Cronnihk
    @Cronnihk 11 лет назад +1

    "Thank you, San Ferghhmghm"

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 5 лет назад +3

    McDonald's joke still hella relevant

  • @CHALETARCADE
    @CHALETARCADE 7 месяцев назад

    Suscribed because of your passive menis!

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 11 лет назад

    Yes they were

  • @ttrons2
    @ttrons2 3 года назад +4

    He's in George Carlin's class.

    • @AcidWords1
      @AcidWords1 3 года назад

      @Mike Knight No, he wasn't. He blazed a trail for the people to come after him and call him a dinosaur.

  • @bmassche
    @bmassche 7 лет назад +2

    I think I found my kind lost bald brother in arms. lol. funny as shit

  • @mridgway402
    @mridgway402 12 лет назад +1

    THANK YOU SAN FRRHRHHRR.....

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie 8 лет назад +10

    so basically he's been bald for 30 years?

    • @SpooksMcGhie
      @SpooksMcGhie 8 лет назад +3

      I'm not discrediting his substance.. the show was brilliant. but I'm curious about male pattern baldness

  • @porchfyre612
    @porchfyre612 7 лет назад +1

    5:12 Ahhh yes, the 1990s, back in the day when the hydrant for a comedian was a beer on a stool..

  • @pubuppictures
    @pubuppictures 11 лет назад +8

    14:00 - 15:20 is exactly where Dane Cook got some inspiration. This guy influenced so many more people than he gets credit for

  • @markporter1326
    @markporter1326 Год назад

    As trendy today in 2022 as it was in 1996.

  • @windowboy
    @windowboy 3 месяца назад

    It’s scares me that this intro is now happening in real life

  • @ray25lee
    @ray25lee 11 лет назад

    "Rachel" is an old band me and an old date used to listen to. Didn't think about how it appeared when I made the username.

  • @DaveBattenWold
    @DaveBattenWold 11 лет назад

    Walks right out the car door! LOL!

  • @Mr3andrew3
    @Mr3andrew3 6 лет назад +4

    I was living in S.F. back then. Used to see the Cramps there (at the Filmore) every Halloween. Hey David, Grunge called and it wants it's clothes back- uggh!

  • @barconati
    @barconati 3 месяца назад

    He does more of that drumming on Mr Show for the band Indomitable Spirit.

  • @chrisvelarde2106
    @chrisvelarde2106 5 лет назад

    He is living in 2019 with the rip jeans .....way ahead of his fashion

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 2 года назад

      Ripped jeans are a 90s thing, kid.

  • @thecheesburgler
    @thecheesburgler 12 лет назад +2

    lol elephant pissing on everybody

  • @gtaperguntas
    @gtaperguntas 9 лет назад +6

    tobias are the best

  • @bizarrenrugged3370
    @bizarrenrugged3370 10 лет назад +5

    David Cross Vs Larry The Cable Guy

    • @J3r155
      @J3r155 10 лет назад +8

      It's already happened David Cross wrote him an open letter

    • @bizarrenrugged3370
      @bizarrenrugged3370 10 лет назад +8

      ***** David Cross jokes unlike larry's, make me ACTUALLY think lol.

    • @Jccyphers1
      @Jccyphers1 Год назад

      ​@@J3r155 brilliant and hilarious

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Год назад +1

    His bit about the circus elephant reminded me of how completely horrible humans are

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 11 лет назад +1

    He's goot.

  • @abdujebar1885
    @abdujebar1885 11 лет назад +1

    Amazing when he reads from the book, he holds his hand to his throat and does a trick. That's performance!

  • @PeterBlueprintRev
    @PeterBlueprintRev 11 лет назад +2

    he sounds like Gil Scott Heron

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 2 месяца назад

      It took ten years, but, yeah, I hear it.

  • @mr.channel6467
    @mr.channel6467 5 лет назад

    Me to man

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 Год назад

    10:18 - "Lucy in the Sky with Scalpels..."

  • @Sharon_Hocutt
    @Sharon_Hocutt 7 лет назад

    came here from GG reddit

  • @PhisherMonThreeFour
    @PhisherMonThreeFour 12 лет назад

    i was thinking that