5 Things Poor People Do That Rich People Do Not Do

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  • @DaltonPatrickCStory
    @DaltonPatrickCStory Год назад +52860

    This is such an accurate representation of every rich guys tips to be successful guides

    • @mattmathematics3591
      @mattmathematics3591 10 месяцев назад +62

      😂😂😂

    • @austinporter6701
      @austinporter6701 10 месяцев назад +134

      Except for the christian one that was kinda hilarious and random

    • @AhPook
      @AhPook 10 месяцев назад +601

      @@austinporter6701 Not really, a lot of these tips talk about having faith, and typically they're referring to Christian faith. The other most common one I see is Islam.

    • @thatoneperson134
      @thatoneperson134 10 месяцев назад +3

      Well another kind of type was at the end too. If ykyk

    • @flayzo998
      @flayzo998 10 месяцев назад +43

      Nah rich people beat around the bush. Be real for one second of your life what rich person is really going to tell you how they got rich💀💀💀 if they did then we’d all be rich. Just be real for one second

  • @cardboardistasty
    @cardboardistasty 9 месяцев назад +17344

    Poor people: No accent
    Rich people: Eastern European

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 7 месяцев назад +330

      One day into speaking in a very Euro accent, I have already received a generous raise, been offered 3 life advice book deals, and found $480 dollars on my walk home. It really works.
      Tomorrow I will cut down on my screaming in the street, and will be trying Fillet Mignon, results will be documented.

    • @oogywhai5989
      @oogywhai5989 7 месяцев назад +15

      Welcome to arena breakout

    • @tedhubertcrusio372
      @tedhubertcrusio372 7 месяцев назад

      Because Eastern Europeans sell cocaine and guns to African warlords, Asian guerillas and Mexican sicarios.

    • @tian297
      @tian297 7 месяцев назад +59

      Eastern European accent is best accent

    • @kivi8213
      @kivi8213 7 месяцев назад +3

      true

  • @marcmarparran7753
    @marcmarparran7753 6 месяцев назад +2236

    Being poor is the one error that all poor people continue to make. 🤦‍♂️

  • @pstrap1311
    @pstrap1311 7 месяцев назад +2521

    He forgot the one i hear a lot: "Who are choosing to spend your time with? Other poor people? Do you know who rich people hang out with? Rich people. Think about it."

    • @joshstreet4187
      @joshstreet4187 5 месяцев назад +129

      I hate this one 😂😂 and theyre always saying in the next sentance-rich people dont have friends and constantly talk about how their “friends” are always asking for money and backstabbing them. Like make up your mind bro

    • @OfficialDeathScythe
      @OfficialDeathScythe 4 месяца назад +10

      Nah that one has accuracy to it. If you surround yourself with people who are in dead end jobs and constantly complaining about bills it puts you in that mindset, but if you’re friends with people who you can network with and who are always talking about the next big thing they’re doing, it motivates you to keep up. It works better when talking about smart people vs stupid people but either situation works

    • @lIIIllIllIlIIlI
      @lIIIllIllIlIIlI 4 месяца назад +21

      @OfficialDeathScythe Poor people... rich people...

    • @gringlebandersnatch
      @gringlebandersnatch 4 месяца назад +50

      ​@@OfficialDeathScythe youre the guy in the meme.

    • @b_delta9725
      @b_delta9725 4 месяца назад +18

      @@OfficialDeathScythe the key word is "friends", my friends are my friends for reasons unrelated to money, and we've all struggled to different degrees when making money, now I'm starting to make more than them by sharing my skils and talking with the right people, yes, but as coworkers, and telling my friends to do the same, while rich people say this phrase as if hanging around with them was better when it's not; complaining about bills with someone you like and it's struggling is nature, if you don't like their situation then try helping each other, educating yourself, finding contacts but staying three feet away from rich people, especially when they want to tell you how to live. many of them live at expense of morals

  • @kiwishamoo6494
    @kiwishamoo6494 11 месяцев назад +7706

    83% of LinkedIn posts

    • @BaldyFade
      @BaldyFade 10 месяцев назад +64

      Before this video I was on indeed, after this video I was on linked in.

    • @itsJustJayMusic
      @itsJustJayMusic 10 месяцев назад +25

      glad to be one of 17% that rant about not finding a job 😂😂😂

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 10 месяцев назад

      that whole platform is one great arse kissing and self jerk combine

    • @Ty420
      @Ty420 10 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsdetector837
      @bsdetector837 10 месяцев назад +11

      Saw one about how cubicles are better than open offices because less human interaction = more productivity.

  • @mastershmiddy
    @mastershmiddy 11 месяцев назад +21494

    When he said “poor people” I was like hol up 🤨 but when he was like, “but rich people” I was like ohhhhh 🤯

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 10 месяцев назад +253

      Yes very much indeed

    • @Static.SonicRS
      @Static.SonicRS 10 месяцев назад +147

      I’m crying 😭😭

    • @Aceofspades737
      @Aceofspades737 10 месяцев назад +23

      I don't get that one

    • @aurizzistic
      @aurizzistic 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Aceofspades737Essentially when rich people give poor people advice they are saying almost nothing. There is almost no advice you can get that will help you get rich. Rich people are rich because they were born with good connections, intergenerational wealth and the ability to get a good education. Imagine getting any tips as someone starving in Africa. Is there anything those people can do? No. You might as well be saying nothing to them because their socioeconomic conditions have already dictated most of their life and social mobility is the lowest it's ever been. These people are selling you HOPE. Only for you to die a wage slave. The best you can do is work out what connections you have, try to get a good education, and find a decently cheap place to live while you invest your spending money and spend most of your life miserable and hope by 60 you have some money to give your kids when you die.

    • @python2198
      @python2198 10 месяцев назад +146

      @@Aceofspades737What is there to not get

  • @deepfriedmilk258
    @deepfriedmilk258 7 месяцев назад +377

    "Filet Mignon" was a lot funnier then it should've been

  • @liklibinekuds7700
    @liklibinekuds7700 6 месяцев назад +337

    I literally just saw an "inspirational video" by a rich entrepraneur guy after seeing this. I thought it was another parody because it was so similar lol

    • @saber8156
      @saber8156 10 дней назад

      A lot of rich entrepreneurs are either scammers or they really are making triple digits its just that housing is so expensive that they can only afford a 3 room apartment.

  • @-5FPS
    @-5FPS 10 месяцев назад +5751

    Poor people, they pay taxes…. Us, we avoid taxes.

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 10 месяцев назад +178

      Us, we get government subsidies from the taxes that the poor pay

    • @DyHi_
      @DyHi_ 10 месяцев назад +70

      Mega churches be like

    • @Bmangrand
      @Bmangrand 10 месяцев назад +27

      oh shit all i gotta do is commit tax evasion? fuck, ive been rich for years!

    • @NoobKing-lz2hb
      @NoobKing-lz2hb 10 месяцев назад +13

      They'd still be rich if they paid their taxes

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@NoobKing-lz2hb So why don't they?

  • @neotokioboi5152
    @neotokioboi5152 10 месяцев назад +7050

    He just has *the* accent. Literally nobody sounds like that, but it still sounds like it exists.

    • @cremebrulee2484
      @cremebrulee2484 10 месяцев назад +665

      He has the Eastern European with a dad that owns shares in Gazprom accent.

    • @kareemtabsh
      @kareemtabsh 10 месяцев назад +94

      It exists.

    • @koni00004
      @koni00004 10 месяцев назад +12

      Yes😂

    • @E-Brightvoid
      @E-Brightvoid 10 месяцев назад +345

      It’s the accent of a man from Bratislava who learned English from a teacher in Stockholm.

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 10 месяцев назад +60

      It’s inbetween Borat and Cermet.

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun 7 месяцев назад +74

    This is top tier satire because it's almost indistinguishable from what rich guys like this actually say, lmao.

  • @alexscott526
    @alexscott526 3 месяца назад +36

    "Shhhhhhh, these are my ideas for me.." Has me rolling 😂

  • @annaschneider225
    @annaschneider225 10 месяцев назад +1188

    He's convinced me. I am now converting to rich

    • @brandons9027
      @brandons9027 5 месяцев назад +6

      Nice

    • @lianxie5582
      @lianxie5582 5 месяцев назад +7

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @DoveLady
      @DoveLady 5 месяцев назад +10

      my transition to rich is almost complete, i have been telling ppl i make $450k/yr and they just *want* to give me money.

    • @diligentsun1154
      @diligentsun1154 4 месяца назад +8

      Why didn't I think of that?
      Being Rich is So EASY!

    • @oll708
      @oll708 4 месяца назад +3

      I was poor before this video
      But now IM the lizard man who gets to pretend to be "mark Zuckerberg"

  • @CSquared11
    @CSquared11 9 месяцев назад +7100

    Bro managed an accent that sounded like all the ethnicities.

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 2 месяца назад +5

    “Poor people are always wasting time being born into poor families, but rich people are born into rich family. What good is your papa if he hasn’t already made a fortune for you to inherit?”

  • @Freedomfighter76239
    @Freedomfighter76239 7 месяцев назад +21

    “Poor people are too loud , always screaming in the streets . Rich people : shhhhhhh.. these are my ideas .. for me .” 😭😭😂😂

  • @Loooam
    @Loooam 10 месяцев назад +4139

    “These are my ideas for me” is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

    • @InsayneVidz
      @InsayneVidz 9 месяцев назад +33

      Rich people: shhh

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 9 месяцев назад +12

      its a joke but i feel like that 95% of the time lol

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 8 месяцев назад

      not funny, didn't laugh

    • @Toxilwolf102
      @Toxilwolf102 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@mhead1117shhhh, your terrible opinion for you

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 7 месяцев назад

      @@Toxilwolf102 you're ***

  • @doggoshinu3553
    @doggoshinu3553 Год назад +1552

    Basically every single “get rich by watching this video” 😂

    • @GT-wj3gl
      @GT-wj3gl 10 месяцев назад +52

      And then at the end they try to sell you a class 😂

    • @tenshi_amachi
      @tenshi_amachi 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@GT-wj3glAnd to top it off, that "Sigma Male Top G Faux Billionaire Masterclass" is just overpriced that you could call it a scam.

    • @Gursers14
      @Gursers14 10 месяцев назад

      🎊🎉Congratulations, you understood the joke!!! 🎊🎉

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 10 месяцев назад +5

      Two straight hours of, "But before I tell you the secret," and then they try to sell you either a book or a class of nothing but, "Before I tell you the secret..."

  • @Renegade_Melungeon
    @Renegade_Melungeon 8 месяцев назад +34

    This is how they always are... It just aggravates the hell out of me. Do they think the working class is that stupid?

    • @milesblue638
      @milesblue638 6 месяцев назад

      You know the answer is yes, the working class is that stupid.

    • @bonnie1303
      @bonnie1303 2 месяца назад

      Not the working class (the business owners who work hard, like tradespeople, may well be pretty high income and thus worthy of respect) but the working poor - yes. Source: work in finance

  • @lightbread201
    @lightbread201 8 месяцев назад +10

    I saw this video 2 months ago. I was just a poor piece of shit living in squalor. Now I am rich living in the lap of luxury. Thank you for this video you have changed my life

  • @alpaqa
    @alpaqa 11 месяцев назад +5285

    women are my favorite guy

    • @panicistt
      @panicistt 11 месяцев назад +1

      sex im wanting more

    • @User_32
      @User_32 11 месяцев назад

      Sex, I’m wanting more

    • @Hydro_Waterbottle
      @Hydro_Waterbottle 10 месяцев назад +75

      women 💪💪💪💯💯

    • @sloth5894
      @sloth5894 10 месяцев назад +57

      womennnn 🙌🏻

    • @FctHvn
      @FctHvn 10 месяцев назад +35

      Women ☕️

  • @antlerbraum2881
    @antlerbraum2881 10 месяцев назад +854

    Very accurate, now you just need the part at the end where they plug their awful podcast or financial scheme.

    • @jamesc.e.s.4551
      @jamesc.e.s.4551 10 месяцев назад

      Awful or not, those people are rich and we aren't.

    • @crowgang6678
      @crowgang6678 10 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@jamesc.e.s.4551being rich doesn't make you smart or funny 😂

    • @bsdetector837
      @bsdetector837 10 месяцев назад +13

      If you get 2 more people to buy the program, you get 40% of their profits!

    • @smolltaco5667
      @smolltaco5667 9 месяцев назад +10

      and then they turn off the camera to get to work, those humans aint gonna traffic them selves

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@jamesc.e.s.4551ok and? Does that mean they’re impervious to criticism? Do you just kow tow to the bourgeois any chance you get?

  • @raulpetrascu2696
    @raulpetrascu2696 7 месяцев назад +7

    "Poor people are always saving money, but rich people they spend it on nice things because they know what's important". That's an actual one I heard from these types of videos..

  • @user-pq1mw5le7x
    @user-pq1mw5le7x 7 месяцев назад +8

    Blud is speaking all slavic accents

  • @seanquinn4540
    @seanquinn4540 10 месяцев назад +7189

    Actual guide to how I got rich:
    Step one - be born into wealth
    Step two - become rich

    • @ltee1233
      @ltee1233 9 месяцев назад +44

      Not the only way but good to know your bitter

    • @nyo24
      @nyo24 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@ltee1233that's true, the other way is to exploit everyone around you at every step of your entrepreneurial journey 🤑💰💰💰

    • @violetsynthesis8322
      @violetsynthesis8322 9 месяцев назад

      @@ltee1233we found the idiot

    • @daniwolfplayz3599
      @daniwolfplayz3599 9 месяцев назад

      what about his bitter?@@ltee1233

    • @mattheww.4979
      @mattheww.4979 9 месяцев назад

      @@ltee1233 Not the only way, but easily the most common (by far statistically) lowest effort way of getting rich for sure

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh 11 месяцев назад +3681

    “Poor people are not good guys, rich people - they’re Christians” holy fuck 😂😂😂😂

    • @derris751
      @derris751 10 месяцев назад +95

      Literally "holy fuck" 😂

    • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
      @xdmztryvsvedine2773 10 месяцев назад +142

      That was my favorite part because its one of the points that made this video feel like propaganda even more.

    • @breadm8101
      @breadm8101 10 месяцев назад +35

      Don't see many rich people in jail😂

    • @declanegan6664
      @declanegan6664 10 месяцев назад +38

      I was on the fence on if this was genuine or satire till he said that 😂😂

    • @christianvaughn9562
      @christianvaughn9562 10 месяцев назад +3

      Bro.

  • @cashlayton1313
    @cashlayton1313 3 месяца назад +6

    Bro is genuinely one of the funniest comedians out there rn

  • @jjhill947
    @jjhill947 6 месяцев назад +7

    the way he can write lines that are accurate, don’t make any sense, yet still make sense in that given context is actually super impressive especially in songs

  • @shaurgaur
    @shaurgaur 11 месяцев назад +838

    This is the record executive who ordered planet of the bass

    • @kanishenanigans
      @kanishenanigans 10 месяцев назад +12

      lmaoo

    • @OhNotThat
      @OhNotThat 10 месяцев назад +20

      He just bought it because he saw it was trending and doesn't quite understand what people like about it anyway but hopes to make money off it somehow.

  • @andimjennifer2260
    @andimjennifer2260 10 месяцев назад +154

    "Now do you see?" Is so accurate 🤧

    • @CitizenSnips69
      @CitizenSnips69 9 месяцев назад

      Poor people is my least favorite guy

  • @Samevistan
    @Samevistan 5 месяцев назад +83

    Steps to actually be rich:
    1) Make friends with a lot of ambitious people
    2) latch on to one of their best ideas and add onto it
    3) once the business they create is successful, use the law to give yourself a % of everything they make because you helped them build it.
    4) lose your soul
    5) repeat steps 1-4 until you believe that you’re a productive member of society.

    • @nickb1762
      @nickb1762 4 месяца назад +2

      Ah yes the bill gates approach

    • @bentarrrthebaxter568
      @bentarrrthebaxter568 2 месяца назад

      Step on necks to climb to the top, got it!

  • @ScientObject40
    @ScientObject40 6 месяцев назад +12

    Poor people : Don't have billionaire fathers.
    Rich people : Were gifted Lamborghini at age 4. (The company not the car)

  • @nate_d376
    @nate_d376 10 месяцев назад +139

    AND his 20 hour video course is avaliable for 5 easy payments of $900......

  • @SwagnerCountsThings
    @SwagnerCountsThings 11 месяцев назад +396

    Im no longer poor after listening to these ideas

    • @Pixaurora
      @Pixaurora 10 месяцев назад +1

      you have become rich of mind and character, you are now a blessed christian. go to church now :p

    • @triskits_mmm
      @triskits_mmm 10 месяцев назад +1

      I would say the Christian one is def true. Go to church you will make so many freaking connections and everyone is so nice. Preferably a smaller congregation.

    • @avaschoene8957
      @avaschoene8957 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@triskits_mmmnah I disagree everytime I’ve been to a religious gathering like church people are always hella judgmental and rude like how middle schoolers clique up and judge in groups. I don’t like how some religious ppl use it as an excuse to be bad oeolld

    • @cleopatraonlyfans
      @cleopatraonlyfans 10 месяцев назад +1

      HEY, THOSE IDEAS ARE FOR ME
      GIVE EM BACK

  • @Judah215
    @Judah215 5 месяцев назад +4

    #5 is a life saver

  • @ShatteredAutomaton
    @ShatteredAutomaton 4 месяца назад +1

    The double Bluetooth Earpiece is a nice touch.

  • @Your-dad-with-milk140
    @Your-dad-with-milk140 10 месяцев назад +239

    Elon musk's twitter account looks like:

  • @Walker_96365
    @Walker_96365 10 месяцев назад +2360

    Things poor people do that rich people don't do:
    1. Work

    • @lmcdms
      @lmcdms 9 месяцев назад +22

      this is so funny especially since the "guy in the video" probably tweets thw opposite thing like five times a day

    • @cagowolfe4821
      @cagowolfe4821 9 месяцев назад +10

      Lmfao it's so true

    • @rimlessbeef6450
      @rimlessbeef6450 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@lmcdmspoor people are always envious in the RUclips comment section

    • @rimlessbeef6450
      @rimlessbeef6450 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@lmcdmsget your money up not your funny up 💪

    • @thebreadster1500
      @thebreadster1500 9 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@rimlessbeef6450nah funny people are cooler

  • @miral6694
    @miral6694 7 месяцев назад +4

    The scary part is that I genuinely could not tell if this was satire until the last one.

    • @gezzapk
      @gezzapk 3 месяца назад

      The last one was actually the most inspirational for me. I’m a billionaire because of this guys wisdom.

  • @IamErik31
    @IamErik31 4 месяца назад +3

    Royce DuPont taught him well I see.

  • @xfd169
    @xfd169 10 месяцев назад +79

    the way he can completely rewrite/manipulate all of his mannerisms for a character is insane, i don’t think i’ve ever seen an actor truely form into another character like him.
    Just blows my mind.

    • @Ferraday
      @Ferraday 10 месяцев назад +6

      Women are my favorite guy

    • @joncarrigan5783
      @joncarrigan5783 10 месяцев назад +3

      Its also his specificity in which character he chooses to write about. He plays out these tropes brilliantly its amazing.

  • @taylorskidmore2760
    @taylorskidmore2760 9 месяцев назад +126

    I watched a video where the guy said "to save money just buy a house for each of your kids and then you can give it to them when they turn 18"

  • @pinecactus9672
    @pinecactus9672 7 месяцев назад +2

    Non descriptive eastern European accent on point.

  • @AmazonBasicsSpeculum-uc7ki
    @AmazonBasicsSpeculum-uc7ki 5 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that some finance bro who doesnt know who this guy is would share this unironically is a testament to how good a job this video portrays this kind of stuff

  • @BCsouperfan2124
    @BCsouperfan2124 11 месяцев назад +364

    DJ crazy times’s wealthy cousin

    • @name_not_taken
      @name_not_taken 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know if you know this or not but that him

    • @kajamiletic3223
      @kajamiletic3223 10 месяцев назад +8

      Who do you think gave him money for the demo?

    • @OhNotThat
      @OhNotThat 10 месяцев назад +6

      This guy singlehandedly supports his cousin's DJ career, mostly because his mother says he's not doing enough to support the family.

    • @apoIIc
      @apoIIc 10 месяцев назад +1

      DJ crazy times after the money rolled in from planet of the bass

    • @minastone155
      @minastone155 10 месяцев назад

      @@OhNotThatwealth sits at the feet of talent and salivates with jealousy 💅

  • @just_an_internet_explorer8038
    @just_an_internet_explorer8038 10 месяцев назад +144

    Can confirm number 3. Some poor guy was just shouting the secrets on how to harness dark matter to anyone who’d listen. So now I’m about to use it to…

    • @MB-yk1qk
      @MB-yk1qk 9 месяцев назад +12

      I TOLD YOU THAT IN PRIVATE!

    • @bunnywabbit
      @bunnywabbit 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro what?? What did he say!

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 4 месяца назад +2

    You forgot the part where they tell to stop buying Starbucks cause you’ll save money and get rich

  • @ntc1998
    @ntc1998 4 месяца назад +2

    Watching this video changed my life,
    I am no longer without food, money or accent.
    Thenk yoeu

  • @jenjosh
    @jenjosh 11 месяцев назад +176

    He sounds like a bulgarian i used to work with😂😂😂

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 10 месяцев назад +122

    Every get-rich-quick scam infomercial playing at 3 AM back in the late 90's.

  • @tylerphilco
    @tylerphilco 3 месяца назад +2

    The presumption that being Christian is synonymous with being good hits the nail on the head.

  • @baltejvirk3303
    @baltejvirk3303 6 месяцев назад +1

    You know I wasn't too sure about this guy but that last point really makes sense, I do see

  • @Reclickd
    @Reclickd 10 месяцев назад +29

    “Now do you see” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Arvak777
    @Arvak777 10 месяцев назад +130

    You know they're totally honest with no ulterior motives or hidden agendas because they have multiple Bugattis

    • @jankoleon3785
      @jankoleon3785 7 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, you say that but Andrew Tate was already rich before starting Hustler's University through his casino and webcam businesses.

    • @ben_dover33
      @ben_dover33 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jankoleon3785and you forgot human trafficking

    • @de0509
      @de0509 5 месяцев назад

      Yep. The only time Ive met asshole housemates is when I rent at low cost places. Those are the kinds who eat your food, and try persuade you to do stuff for them, break things without getting it fixed back, etc.

  • @ocha6309
    @ocha6309 5 месяцев назад +1

    Duuuuuuuuude this was eye opening for me! I'll definitely be changing my ways from now on. Rich life, here I come!

  • @Shedewff
    @Shedewff 4 месяца назад +1

    this is painfully accurate

  • @BlxxdLeaf
    @BlxxdLeaf Год назад +123

    "Filet mignon"

    • @user-iv1od1qm7q
      @user-iv1od1qm7q 10 месяцев назад

      Yep that's how you spell it

    • @BlxxdLeaf
      @BlxxdLeaf 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@user-iv1od1qm7q thank you, I wasn't sure.

    • @tomlee3084
      @tomlee3084 10 месяцев назад +2

      Flaming yawns 🔥🥱

  • @lostgoyle3249
    @lostgoyle3249 10 месяцев назад +191

    Did I just get free tuition at Andrew Tate's online school on accident

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 9 месяцев назад +6

      Yes

    • @lostgoyle3249
      @lostgoyle3249 9 месяцев назад

      @@bmo14lax thanks, I just wanted to make sure before I click submit on my social and driver's license #.

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 7 месяцев назад +8

      Wait, that's real? That idiot had a school?

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 7 месяцев назад

      @@sdivine13 no it was one of a thousand "hustler training program" that you pay 1000 bucks for and watch a bunch of generic scripts written from a book.
      He just called his website " hustlers University" to get the gullible people in

    • @Pherellion
      @Pherellion 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@sdivine13that’s how he got so much more rich and powerful, he got low life’s who wanted to blame society to pay for a course on how to be “a better man”

  • @phantomstar1248
    @phantomstar1248 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m disappointed that paying taxes wasn’t on the list of differences.

  • @GeneralPork25
    @GeneralPork25 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Poor people… they’re not good guys, but rich people… are Christians” 😭

  • @GM1440_
    @GM1440_ 10 месяцев назад +112

    This has opened my eyes, as a former poor people always doing , but ever since I started I’ve climbed my way up to being rich people

  • @Kub44682
    @Kub44682 10 месяцев назад +26

    I gotta say, that last point he made changed everything for me...

    • @reps138
      @reps138 9 месяцев назад

      now you see

  • @captaingomez849
    @captaingomez849 5 месяцев назад +3

    I can feel the money coming inside me

  • @TheBingolinbear
    @TheBingolinbear 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Poor people.... but, Rich people...... Now do you see?"

  • @goldenghxst
    @goldenghxst 11 месяцев назад +63

    thank you for the advice kyle, as a poor person i finally know what im doing wrong :) cant wait to finally be rich!

    • @internationalparam
      @internationalparam 10 месяцев назад +1

      Me and family eat potato chip 6 year and now syphilis in hands of wife from salt. We only eat chip 3 more year after potato kill her. Doctor say she was Serbian

  • @matthewpollock9685
    @matthewpollock9685 10 месяцев назад +46

    I get it. I finally get it. I gotta stop being... then I gotta be all like...

  • @DUCKLORDfrnzas
    @DUCKLORDfrnzas 12 дней назад +2

    Poor people don't buy lamborginis but rich people
    buy other people

  • @bradleyb4920
    @bradleyb4920 7 месяцев назад +1

    I See. Nailed it! The way you said how to do what you did with where you were...
    All clicked with those nods😂

  • @rudylacarl7975
    @rudylacarl7975 10 месяцев назад +99

    "Also poor people don't invest in real estate, and buy up 4 or 5 properties, they just want handouts"😂

  • @autumnishere420
    @autumnishere420 10 месяцев назад +44

    this video changed my life, i suddenly have a trust fund!!!

  • @YOURMOM53100
    @YOURMOM53100 3 месяца назад +2

    “Poor people are not good guys, but rich people are Christians” never have I heard something so contradictory in my life

  • @blueturtle1768
    @blueturtle1768 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me eating potato chips while watching this, dude be calling me out fr.

  • @carryhandleenjoyer7411
    @carryhandleenjoyer7411 10 месяцев назад +60

    This video absolutely changed my life. I'm gonna go eat filet mignon.

  • @mikeh7917
    @mikeh7917 10 месяцев назад +133

    Add that rich people got that way NOT because of inheritance, but because they didn't buy Starbucks or Avocado toast.

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 6 месяцев назад +10

      They saved like $5 on coffee and suddenly they're a bajillionaire.

  • @Macma0
    @Macma0 4 месяца назад +2

    "Shhhhhhh these are my ideas for me"-Jeph Bayzows

  • @brendanmahoney3881
    @brendanmahoney3881 4 месяца назад +2

    The vague non-identifiable accent from somewhere in Europe is so accurate. Rich mfers be like

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 10 месяцев назад +51

    Also rich people wake up early, at like 3am to meditate, yoga, shower, meditate again but also pray this time, go for a half marathon run, then have a kale protein shake, then they do work for 2 hours, from 8am-10am, and then relax till the end of the day and go to bed at 6 or 7pm.

    • @Floydian4everr
      @Floydian4everr 5 месяцев назад

      Take the Aston for a quick ride to warm up the juices and moisten the seals while wearing driving moccasins and gloves made of the most supple leather from the thighs of virgins

    • @josefptacek113
      @josefptacek113 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Astragenix
    @Astragenix 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you so much man, I used to but now that I I have been able to generate a considerable amount of income that I’m able to retire myself and my entire family.

  • @KozelPraiseGOELRO
    @KozelPraiseGOELRO 5 месяцев назад +1

    In Russia, 1917 being rich was mindblowing!

  • @SunflowerSerenade1
    @SunflowerSerenade1 10 месяцев назад +50

    Words can not express how perfect this video is 😭

    • @skylersop
      @skylersop 8 месяцев назад

      b-b-but rich people

  • @starconverse46productions20
    @starconverse46productions20 10 месяцев назад +19

    "Poor people pay taxes. But rich people...! "

    • @teebob21
      @teebob21 9 месяцев назад

      "....pay MORE taxes!"

    • @ceryxfigmenti5377
      @ceryxfigmenti5377 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@teebob21 i fukin wish theyd paid any at all

    • @teebob21
      @teebob21 9 месяцев назад

      @@ceryxfigmenti5377 You might want to educate yourself on the progressiveness of the American tax system. The Top 1% of earners pay 39.7% of the entire federal income tax revenue ($3.46T in FY2019). The top 10% of earners pay 75.2% of the federal revenues. The top quintile pays 89.7% of all federal revenues. In other words, the top 20% of earners paid $3.1 trillion in taxes while the bottom 80% paid $0.36T.
      Meanwhile, the bottom 40% of earners (those with household incomes below $55,000) have enjoyed a *negative* federal income tax rate since 2003. The bottom 47% of American workers have zero federal income tax liability.
      Tell me more about who isn't paying?
      Source: Congressional Budget Office, cbo(dot)gov/publication/58353; IRS Historical Data; The Urban Institute & Brookings Institution.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@teebob21god damnit we can dream

    • @teebob21
      @teebob21 5 месяцев назад

      @@HabitualThinker We don't have to dream. In the US, the top 10% of earners (any household making more than $149k) pay 74% of the federal taxes collected each year. The top 1% of earners pays 42% of the taxes. The bottom 47% of earners pay less than zero, and the bottom two quartiles of the income distribution have enjoyed negative federal income tax rates for over 20 years.

  • @Mr_CyberCookie
    @Mr_CyberCookie 6 месяцев назад +1

    Matthew 19:24 "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”"

  • @mars9986
    @mars9986 4 месяца назад +2

    Step one: aquire a small loan of a million dollars.

  • @CJAFTER5
    @CJAFTER5 11 месяцев назад +40

    DJ Crazy times really changed after the songs sucess smh

  • @203PDiddy
    @203PDiddy 10 месяцев назад +13

    Thank you Kyle for helping me escape the matrix by starting an online clothing shop where I don't actually make any sales, I will continue posting edits of you with phonk music

  • @firstnamelastname5435
    @firstnamelastname5435 3 месяца назад

    Number 5 really cleared it all up

  • @TheNewZaki
    @TheNewZaki 7 месяцев назад +1

    how I feel after my homie asks me for 5 bucks

  • @tannerguyton8660
    @tannerguyton8660 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is the new top g

    • @YourBizarreJoe
      @YourBizarreJoe 10 месяцев назад

      Andross PoTateo butter watch out from this dud

  • @dirtyoldman3
    @dirtyoldman3 10 месяцев назад +20

    This is every life coach on the interwebs

  • @21chemH
    @21chemH 17 часов назад +1

    bro got bricked up when he was laying on the chair

  • @Count_Courage
    @Count_Courage 6 месяцев назад +2

    Average hustlers University speech

  • @penqin9601
    @penqin9601 9 месяцев назад +61

    Things poor people do that rich people don't do:
    1. TAXES

    • @bradyhayes7911
      @bradyhayes7911 8 месяцев назад +1

      The top 1% of earners pay roughly 50% of all income tax in America. What would be their fair share? 60%? 70%?

    • @penqin9601
      @penqin9601 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@bradyhayes7911 I thought that only applied to federal income taxes? With state and local taxes included, the share of tax revenue from the federal income tax drops to the 25 percent range. Also the rich individuals themselves still get taxed very little, it just so happens that this little bit (collectively) is a lot of money. Point is, there's a lot more money to be gained for America (and therefore plenty more to probably go to waste).

    • @bradyhayes7911
      @bradyhayes7911 8 месяцев назад

      @@penqin9601 I agree with everything you said.

    • @cshepard09
      @cshepard09 5 месяцев назад

      your last statement is the important part. Taxation is theft, the government cant be trusted with money. @@penqin9601

  • @noonedude101
    @noonedude101 9 месяцев назад +11

    This video changed my life. I watched it for the first time 8 minutes ago and my credit score has gone up 100 points. Thank you for changing my life forever!

  • @Changed_By_Christ
    @Changed_By_Christ 7 месяцев назад +1

    “It’s harder for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to go to heaven” John 18:25
    It is much harder for a rich person to humble themselves in the presence of god. And god told his deciples to leave their life behind and take up their own cross.

  • @owenschwartz5981
    @owenschwartz5981 2 месяца назад

    This is genuinely the first video I have ever seen from this channel that didn’t make me want to castrate myself with rusty fishing knives, tbh this one was actually pretty spot on lmfao

  • @ricardsjaunzems2364
    @ricardsjaunzems2364 10 месяцев назад +4

    Number 4 was hillarious, considering what one has to do to get the excesive amount of wealth to become rich.

  • @GlassHalfEmpty66plus6
    @GlassHalfEmpty66plus6 9 месяцев назад +7

    the variation and quality of your skits are unparalleled. you popped up on my timeline and everything i’m either laughing or disgusted at ur characters. 10/10 dude you’re fuckin hilarious!

  • @michaelslowmin
    @michaelslowmin 2 месяца назад

    Thank you rich man for this incredible advice! Poor people will not understand the deep wisdom of these words, but I am here to humble myself and learn as your student 🧘‍♂️💸😎🕊💪

  • @EvelliosE
    @EvelliosE 6 месяцев назад +1

    “These are my ideas for me” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @davidlee9411
    @davidlee9411 10 месяцев назад +13

    Holy shit. These are my parents mentality.

    • @ravenpiece
      @ravenpiece 9 месяцев назад

      So what's it like having rich parents?

    • @davidlee9411
      @davidlee9411 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ravenpieceRough. They are immigrants parents that want nothing but perfect. A repeated mistake is inexcusable and everybody is competition.