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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  Год назад +2512

    Want to know what those weird linguistic symbols were? Find out in older Language Files videos on the playlist: ruclips.net/p/PL96C35uN7xGLDEnHuhD7CTZES3KXFnwm0

  • @UNIPantherFan87
    @UNIPantherFan87 Год назад +16709

    Feels like we are back to our true Tom Scott roots with this one.

    • @minorii24
      @minorii24 Год назад +477

      old fans are getting fed well today

    • @keinname2481
      @keinname2481 Год назад +123

      because it literally is an old video

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Год назад +44

      A thematical blast from the past

    • @rogerc7960
      @rogerc7960 Год назад +31

      Degree in linguistics

    • @mojacodes
      @mojacodes Год назад +46

      I thoght this was old

  • @timwilson032
    @timwilson032 Год назад +2478

    Every time Tom does a linguistics video in front of a piece of lined paper the world heals just a little bit more.

    • @uncinarynin
      @uncinarynin Год назад +38

      So true, in comparison all my English teachers in school were ... sub-par, to put it politely.

    • @kjyost
      @kjyost Год назад

      Old school!

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 Год назад

      yes

    • @Meanslicer43
      @Meanslicer43 Год назад +5

      hell, he does it and ends up on the Trending page, he is currently #20

    • @bob1234881
      @bob1234881 Год назад

      But then he doesn't stick to the lines... 😂

  • @AJCham
    @AJCham Год назад +21170

    I feel like the reason we didn't learn this in school is because they knew the lesson would grind to a halt the moment the teacher said "clitic".

    • @Autoskip
      @Autoskip Год назад +1380

      That'd depend on when it came up in the curriculum - and I for one would love the contrast of kids excitedly talking about how they learned about how to properly brush their teeth and why clitics only sometimes work.

    • @AimYTYT
      @AimYTYT Год назад +498

      hehe

    • @DarthLiam-gd1wc
      @DarthLiam-gd1wc Год назад +800

      If you taught them before the age of 10 it wouldn't go so poorly, however it might be to complex for kids of that age to understand.

    • @mgraham0160
      @mgraham0160 Год назад +54

      HA

    • @favna
      @favna Год назад +258

      @@Autoskipno the class would’ve auto skipped to laughter regardless of age

  • @EdwardMillen
    @EdwardMillen Год назад +3485

    But you said "there'd'nt've" so smoothly and confidently that it actually made me feel like there'd'nt've been any problems with it!

    • @ClifffSVK
      @ClifffSVK Год назад +188

      there'sn't

    • @Lilithksheh7723
      @Lilithksheh7723 Год назад +101

      I mean, it, or something like it, could pop up in regular, if rushed, speech, from saying “there wouldn’t have” really fast.

    • @carsonianthegreat4672
      @carsonianthegreat4672 Год назад +85

      It’s a very common word in the Midwest.

    • @DoctorMagoo111
      @DoctorMagoo111 Год назад +54

      Everyone's already said as much, but I want to add a second confirmation that those words being said fast enough to functionally be contracted is very common in the US Midwest.

    • @13lckr
      @13lckr Год назад +30

      Adding on to the midwest validation stack, I was a little confused when he said it didn't work because it very much did to my ears, I've probably said that exact contraction in the past 24h to be honest

  • @Kidd-In-Charge
    @Kidd-In-Charge Год назад +20461

    As an American Southerner, they’d’nt’ve and y’all’d’nt’ve are both perfectly normal parts of speech

    • @hazmatt8349
      @hazmatt8349 Год назад +2450

      Exactly. Ya'll'nt try'n hard'nough.

    • @Everfalling
      @Everfalling Год назад +935

      Also would’nt’ve

    • @wellthatwasdaft
      @wellthatwasdaft Год назад +1111

      In my dialect (Yorkshire-ish, middle class), "wouldn't've" can be shortened right down to "wou'n'a".

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Год назад +406

      ⁠​⁠@@wellthatwasdaftit’d be wouldn’ta or wou’n’a as well here in the South of the US

    • @Hoonter
      @Hoonter Год назад +448

      Y'all'dn't've immediately came to mind. Use it all the time

  • @ldsmusician
    @ldsmusician Год назад +3366

    I have five children. My eldest contracted "I am not" as "I amn't" rather than "I'm not," and its usage accidentally became so common that it carried through to his younger siblings.

    • @danielszekeres8003
      @danielszekeres8003 Год назад +241

      If you arent and it isnt make perfect sense, theres no reason why i amnt shouldnt work

    • @marcasdebarun6879
      @marcasdebarun6879 Год назад +281

      ‘I amn’t’ is often used in Ireland as the usual way to contract ‘I am not’, funnily enough (although ‘I’m not’ is still common of course).

    • @andygaus1975
      @andygaus1975 Год назад +158

      That's what ain't is originally for, as a contraction of am not.

    • @bubblewrapstargirl
      @bubblewrapstargirl Год назад +22

      Then you did your child a mild disservice, like those parents who don't teach their kids the right pronunciation of basic things. The kids turn up at school and they're behind their peers in class because they can't speak properly.

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank Год назад +36

      It's funny how that stuff happens. My fist son mispronounced "ground pound" as "bound cround" when playing Mario, and both his younger siblings and cousins all say it now too

  • @CoreenMontagna
    @CoreenMontagna Год назад +3195

    I’ve always found it fascinating how in British English people commonly say “I’ve not__” while American English is usually “I haven’t___” with the difference being which two words are contracted for “I have not.”

    • @AJCham
      @AJCham Год назад +368

      Is it similar with "it's not" and "it isn't"? For what it's worth, as a Brit I believe I do use both versions of each, but probably use "I've not" and "it's not" more often.
      Although, this is one of those things that's so subconscious, I'm not entirely certain even of my own normal usage, now that I try to deliberately think about it.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred Год назад +42

      American English is distinctly different from the King's English. Which is why I just say I speak American today. I can hardly understand British when they talk.

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget Год назад +143

      Does this mean I'm from the middle of the Atlantic with my I'ven't?

    • @8Hshan
      @8Hshan Год назад +40

      ​@@AJChamDamn, it seems like I, being a non-native English speaker preferring some kind of British English over American, have been unconsciously using the more British variants of those contractions, nice 😄

    • @poe_slaw
      @poe_slaw Год назад +68

      @@AJCham I’m American, and it’s not similar. “It’s not” and “it isn’t” are both common in American English but most contractions where “have” is reduced sound distinctly British. The only exception I can think of is when “have” comes before something that can’t be contracted like “got”

  • @r-mur
    @r-mur Год назад +666

    @ 1:04 The subtitles explaining that
    "we know that because it doesn
    t attach to individual words"
    is just BRILLIANT!!

    • @teho1536
      @teho1536 Год назад +24

      I feel like that was just a typo. It doesn't actually demonstrate what Tom is explaining at the time at all...

    • @null_pointer_deref
      @null_pointer_deref Год назад +65

      @@teho1536 What do you mean? It's exactly an example of why a clitic wouldn't stand on its own. There isn
      t a typo like that in the rest of the subtitles.
      So yes, it is brilliant!

    • @teho1536
      @teho1536 Год назад +17

      yes, it is a great example of how a clitic wouldn’t work on its own. but that’s not what tom’s describing at the time. he’s describing how clitics attach to whole phrases (the dog from the park’s collar) and not individual words (the dog’s from the park collar). he’s not saying anything about how clitics can’t go on their own.

    • @tropixyzrp2k173
      @tropixyzrp2k173 Год назад +9

      nah it was not a typo that
      s briliant

    • @Seff_Da_Meff
      @Seff_Da_Meff 10 месяцев назад

      O

  • @CoffeehouseCrime
    @CoffeehouseCrime Год назад +3023

    Brb, using there’dn’t’ve in my next script

    • @varunapathak2096
      @varunapathak2096 Год назад +15

      Oh so you follow Tom for grammar lessons 👀

    • @Youcanatme
      @Youcanatme Год назад +7

      Someone please @ me when it comes out?

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 Год назад +3

      Hello, checkmark person! You guys are hard to find these days.

    • @east2e
      @east2e Год назад +6

      im going to use it on my masters thesis, wish me luck

    • @lunaburnt-toast718
      @lunaburnt-toast718 Год назад +1

      Tell Nero I said "pspspsps!" and give him a pet for me.

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Год назад +3798

    If we had collectively embraced linguistic complexity and innovation, there’dn’t’ve been any concern about future generations understanding the word there’dn’t’ve.

    • @AvsJoe
      @AvsJoe Год назад +288

      It's what it's.

    • @SuperFitzyBoi
      @SuperFitzyBoi Год назад +194

      Yes, if only we'd.

    • @hippocraticly6167
      @hippocraticly6167 Год назад +12

      It's there didn't have not there would hsve that it expands to

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 Год назад +137

      @@hippocraticly6167 Felt like I was having a stroke trying to read this

    • @thebaddestguy
      @thebaddestguy Год назад +47

      @@AvsJoe 'Tis what 'tis.

  • @DrFeltcher
    @DrFeltcher Год назад +3927

    Tom is performing a vital public service teaching viewers about finding the clitic.

    • @pd4165
      @pd4165 Год назад +114

      That's soooo 70's.
      These days we're all about the G.

    • @Stu_1977_SEmelb
      @Stu_1977_SEmelb Год назад +83

      @@pd4165 The G... 🤔 - the Grammar? 😃

    • @Aceptron
      @Aceptron Год назад +107

      Maybe the real clitic is the friends we made all along

    • @Twodoor1
      @Twodoor1 Год назад +7

      Wild

    • @VanVeniVidiVici
      @VanVeniVidiVici Год назад +12

      @@Aceptron I, too, have found many clitics.

  • @noteworthyking
    @noteworthyking Год назад +164

    I absolutly love that when you watch a tom scott video you dont know if it was from 10 days ago or 10 years ago, keep up the good work king!

  • @aarontitus1230
    @aarontitus1230 Год назад +2908

    After my six-year old spontaneously started saying "I amn't," instead of "I'm not," I wondered why English never adopted this perfectly reasonable alternative. I found that we had, and the modern-day descendant is "I ain't."

    • @ClairesCuriousity
      @ClairesCuriousity Год назад +239

      "How are you?"
      "I amn't doing bad."
      why do i imagine this being real
      ok im doing it now irl

    • @RichardGadsden
      @RichardGadsden Год назад +162

      You hear it occasionally in some Scottish dialects.

    • @heliofaros1344
      @heliofaros1344 Год назад +105

      I'mn't?
      Even shorter but neglecting the intended negation

    • @DontYouDareToCallMePolisz
      @DontYouDareToCallMePolisz Год назад +87

      ​@@heliofaros1344 I'n't

    • @Ralesk
      @Ralesk Год назад +27

      Team amn't represent :D

  • @LoboLakerGaming
    @LoboLakerGaming Год назад +1231

    One time I typed *y’all’d’ve* to a group of friends from the midwest in a group text (I’m from the South) and they thought I was insane. “You all would have”, like “if y’all’d’ve gotten here on time, then…”. In my head it made perfect sense but to them it was so alien.

    • @nobodyburgen4594
      @nobodyburgen4594 Год назад +35

      Because you added an unnecessary "have". "If you all would have have"?

    • @-aexc-
      @-aexc- Год назад +141

      I understand that perfectly when spoken out loud but through text it just doesnt make sense

    • @LoboLakerGaming
      @LoboLakerGaming Год назад +102

      @@nobodyburgen4594 edited the extra “have” out, didn’t mean to do that

    • @jacobrodgers2700
      @jacobrodgers2700 Год назад +62

      As a midwesterner, I would have definitely understood it, spoken or written, but the main "problem" I would have with the written form is that writing more than one contraction in the same word feels wrong.

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... Год назад +49

      ​@@-aexc-I noticed that when Tom's contractions were perfectly comprehensible but I legitimately thought the title was meaningless when I read it

  • @Mupworp
    @Mupworp Год назад +796

    "Mustn't've" is one that I use regularly in speech but the second it's written down it looks bonkers

    • @MarkTheCat
      @MarkTheCat Год назад +44

      Mustn’t’ve is easy to follow, that’s why it’s more acceptable, though is a bit unusual in casual English

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Год назад +5

      Kabonka.

    • @cameron7374
      @cameron7374 Год назад +36

      @@0x1E4 I write out shouldn't've, wouldn't've and couldn't've every now and then, look at it and then consider whether or not I should actually do that for a moment.

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 Год назад +4

      I use them too, my brain just never realized that it was contracting the 'have'

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 Год назад +3

      It just kind of contracts itself

  • @Amalie_t7n
    @Amalie_t7n Год назад +25

    I love people who explain why things are, and not just that they are

  • @its_elkku135
    @its_elkku135 Год назад +287

    I love that the examples Tom and the other writers for this video decided to use for the concept of prefixes were "protodog" and "antidog"

  • @SageArdor
    @SageArdor Год назад +509

    I wondered why I never had the concept of "clitics" explained to me in school but then I realized by the time my classmates had developed the comprehension for them, none of them would have taken the phrase "clitic" seriously.

    • @arcanics1971
      @arcanics1971 Год назад +110

      We looked it at at Uni in both my Bachelor's and my Masters in Linguistics and in both cases it still got the response it would have inspired at high school. "I can't find the clitic," became an injoke among us for a while. Until we realised that every group of Ling students that has ever covered this also made the exact same jokes.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred Год назад +10

      I've always heard them called contractions.

    • @llaughridge
      @llaughridge Год назад +71

      @@1pcfredThen you missed the point of the video. “Can’t” is a contraction of “can not”. In “can’t”, the can is the root and the ‘t is the clitic.

    • @thepastarat
      @thepastarat Год назад +38

      @@1pcfred contractions are the whole word, clitics are the parts added to make them contractions. Isn't is a contraction, and the 't is the clitic in the contraction.

    • @jimboshizz
      @jimboshizz Год назад +23

      @@arcanics1971even the most cunning linguist can struggle allegedly

  • @abhi211-T
    @abhi211-T Год назад +647

    I’m really going to miss these linguistics videos, Tom. Thanks for the existing treasure trove you’ve already made!

    • @writeordie5452
      @writeordie5452 Год назад +38

      Videos'll keep on coming, just not regularly. He didn't say he'll stop making videos altogether, just that there won't be a weekly schedule to follow.

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria Год назад +9

      There are lots of channels that do similar stuff on a regular basis, like K Klein and LingoLizard.

    • @ssj3gohan456
      @ssj3gohan456 Год назад +3

      @@PlatinumAltaria agwa schwa!

    • @mmmmmatt
      @mmmmmatt Год назад

      RIP

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel Год назад

      ​@@ssj3gohan456don't you schwa us!

  • @heatfromsapphire
    @heatfromsapphire 28 дней назад +35

    4:17 Petition for more people to use “there’dn’t’ve”

    • @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze
      @wisteriapetalsinthebreeze 27 дней назад

      Signed.

    • @isaac_aren
      @isaac_aren 13 дней назад

      There'dn't've been enough chances to use it if it was popular

    • @philiplathrop9250
      @philiplathrop9250 5 дней назад

      You could just say therdna

    • @isaac_aren
      @isaac_aren 4 дня назад +1

      @philiplathrop9250 That's just "There would not". Doesn't get the past tense across

  • @stephenwodz7593
    @stephenwodz7593 Год назад +2796

    As an English teacher, I found this most edifying. Thanks Tom.

  • @HectorHi
    @HectorHi Год назад +472

    I'll never forget my college professor claiming "y'all'll all fail" to a hypothetical question about plagiarism.

    • @dragonluvver975
      @dragonluvver975 Год назад +52

      You all will all?

    • @PussTheLegend
      @PussTheLegend Год назад +6

      yes

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 Год назад +45

      ​@@dragonluvver975technically, yes. In practice "y'all" is used as the second person plural pronoun, which English doesn't normally have. Yes, it's a contraction, but the meaning has become slightly different.

    • @nopeno-s5r
      @nopeno-s5r Год назад +21

      pronounced "Yarlalarl"

    • @westarrr
      @westarrr Год назад +36

      @@Syrange13 Sidenote: English used to have a second person plural pronoun (ye), but they dropped it. Southern USA has reintroduced it with y'all, and I love it so much that I use it even though I'm not even remotely from the USA.

  • @SumTingWong886
    @SumTingWong886 Год назад +324

    I’m so glad you highlighted “couldn’t’ve” since it’s been one of my favorite double contractions for years. In grade school I remember writing it and wondering why there weren’t many other double contractions that sound correct when spoken but this has answered that question once and for all!

    • @mailleweaver
      @mailleweaver Год назад +35

      Once'nf'rall

    • @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
      @ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Год назад +22

      Huh, my teachers always counted double contractions as incorrect
      edit: guys i'm not saying he's wrong, i'm just saying it's interesting that his teachers counted it and not mine

    • @SumTingWong886
      @SumTingWong886 Год назад +26

      @@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb I do think they aren’t a part of formal or academic writing. But they’re a good way to represent the way a large portion of English speakers *actually* talk colloquially.

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM Год назад +14

      ​@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBombIt's wrong to spell it "shouldn't of" which is what you see far too often. I very much like using shouldn't've and similar.

    • @biocta
      @biocta Год назад +16

      @@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb A lot of people, teachers especially, are really anal about clinging to by the book grammar rules and stubbornly refuse to accept that language changes over time. So here's one thing you're smarter than them about.

  • @RoximRox
    @RoximRox Год назад +925

    I'm going to be honest, "there’dn’t’ve" didn't sound necessarily wrong as compared to the other examples given. I feel as if I've heard it before in an American southern dialect.

    • @TheDigitalInferno
      @TheDigitalInferno Год назад +66

      It’s the same as “shouldn’t’ve”. I regularly say it and a lot of other people i know do

    • @silverwriter6739
      @silverwriter6739 Год назад +87

      Southerner here. I definitely use "there'dn't've" and I know many others who do, too. There's also "y'all'd've" (usually pronounced, "yalldah") or the negative, "y'all'dn't've" (usually pronounced, "yalldnah"). Examples: If y'all'd been outside last night, y'all'd've seen that eclipse. Y'all wouldn't've missed it if y'all'dn't've been so lazy. Then there'dn't've been anything to complain about.

    • @ohokay4663
      @ohokay4663 Год назад +19

      @@silverwriter6739 ah, yes. the good old triple and quadruple contractions.

    • @howdyfriends7950
      @howdyfriends7950 Год назад +7

      I'm from california, and I've said there'dn't've in spoken language before, and i know for a fact that I've written it within the last year because there'dn't've is in my phone's dictionary.
      i can type it without changing pages for apostrophe by just typing the letters out without apostrophes and then tapping the top-middle option.

    • @Gamed-dd7tj
      @Gamed-dd7tj Год назад +3

      ​@@silverwriter6739I think there might be some misunderstanding here. I think the point tom is trying to make is that in order to use clitics, you need to have something following
      for example, in your example you said "if yall'd been outside last night, yall'd've seen that eclipse" which is perfectly grammatical. But, (please forgive me if I'm wrong) I believe if you were to say "did you see the eclipse last night? if yall'd been outside, yall'd've." this would be ungrammatical and sound odd
      now as to whether or not it actually is ungrammatical I'm not really sure, but I think that's the issue tom is trying to tackle in the video, not necessarily whether or not it's impossible to use terms like those in any circumstance

  • @GameDevYal
    @GameDevYal Год назад +310

    I've been really obsessed with mentally replacing "shouldn't" with "shannot" after someone quoted original Shakespeare lines at me a couple months back. It's amazing how quickly languages change, even seeing the new slang words of the year makes me feel like I can barely keep up anymore.

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 Год назад +8

      Ooh, that is really cool! I am not a native speaker myself, and my writing style is quite odd from seldom speaking English and mostly reading old books in the language, so maybe I'll start using "shannot" now

    • @CestLimee
      @CestLimee Год назад +21

      books from the 1800’s used «I shan’t» which I assume to be shortened from «shannot». Wonder how we got back to «shouldn’t», a longer and more difficult word

    • @Timberwolf69
      @Timberwolf69 Год назад +43

      @@CestLimee "Shan't" and "shannot" most likely come from "shall not".

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 Год назад +2

      I thought a shannot was a kind of unian.

    • @stratonikisporcia8630
      @stratonikisporcia8630 Год назад +8

      @@CestLimee "shouldn't" is the past tense of "shan't" which is more "nuanced" just like may/might or can/could

  • @unArthodoxDR
    @unArthodoxDR Год назад +322

    As a non-native english writer, this video makes my blood boil.
    _...for all the right reasons! Keep it up Tom!_

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 Год назад +33

      If i'd the misfortune of having to learn English as a second language, all of my blood would've boiled away, long ago.

    • @jacquelineliu2641
      @jacquelineliu2641 Год назад +12

      @@blindleader42 Genuine question, why? Many languages (zh, ja, ko, and probably most Indo-European languages) are much more difficult than English, in one aspect or another. As a non-native English speaker I'm glad that the global lingua franca today is not French or German.

    • @echorises
      @echorises Год назад +20

      @@jacquelineliu2641 I would say that English (especially in the written form) is an inconsistency queen. I am saying that as a person who studied other Indo-European languages and my native language is not Indo-European.
      What made English the lingua franca is that English-speakers were not grammar nazis throughout the history. Even to this day, if you spend years learning French and make a single mistake, most of native French speakers will not be nice about it. I remember getting some hostility from two french "hippies" because I used the word "ridicule" instead of "bizarre" in French. They did not stop to think that maybe I meant "bizarre," instead they chose look at me very seriously and kind of got angry. I mean, if hippies are like that, I cannot imagine what a teacher would do.

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos Год назад +14

      @@echorises actually what made english the current lingua franca is mostly colonialism
      the list of countries england hasn't tried to invade and/or subjugate at some point is very very small

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 Год назад +5

      @@jacquelineliu2641 I totally understand you on French. It's such a trouble to have to learn a language for the written and one for the spoken variant!
      But German? Only German can has the Sesame Street Song going
      Der, die, das.
      Wer, wie, was?
      Wieso, weshalb, warum?
      Wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm!
      🙂🙃🙂😊😉😇

  • @timd3469
    @timd3469 Год назад +298

    I was such a stickler about proper English when I was younger. Then I learned how much language changes, not only over time but also even short distances. Now I believe if your audience can understand you, you are doing it right.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne Год назад +24

      I'm glad to hear someone express this view. I feel similarly. I retain my interest in mostly trying to 'communicate properly', but I'm also aware of just how dynamic and restless language is, especially as we see new terms enter the lexicon during our own lifetimes as new concepts emerge. Anyone being a stickler for pronunciation or spelling need only look to written works from the 18th century or prior to see just how much the language of English has differed over time.

    • @CookiesRiot
      @CookiesRiot Год назад +13

      I go a step further and speculate that the inefficiency of human language as a means of communication makes true 1:1 understanding essentially impossible.

    • @Yajoy-kh3kc
      @Yajoy-kh3kc Год назад +7

      virgin language purist vs chad descriptive linguist

    • @MartijnCoppoolse
      @MartijnCoppoolse Год назад +7

      @@CookiesRiot I think that’s not just because of the inefficiency of language; it’s also that different people’s prior knowledge and experiences vary so wildly that 100% 1:1 understanding would be impossible anyway, regardless of the communication method.

    • @CookiesRiot
      @CookiesRiot Год назад

      @@MartijnCoppoolse It's fun to speculate, in sci-fi especially, a society that can transmit information to each other without distortion of meaning.
      Hive mind societies are especially popular thought experiments. One that I find particularly compelling is the Geth from Mass Effect, who are explicitly in constant communication such that each individual unit is compared to a set of eyes looking at the universe from a different angle.
      Essentially, they all receive and understand information identically. Despite that, though, individual units have extra software installed which causes them to process the information into a different conclusion, and so a huge schism happened. They are fully aware of the thoughts and processes that the opposite faction experienced, but computationally are obligated to choose differently. They have identical understanding of the opponent's view and simultaneously agree to be different.
      There are two fun contrasts of speech versus a more efficient system in NieR: Automata and The Three-Body Problem.
      In NieR, there are robotic units which pause a huge conversation with human language to switch to a more efficient protocol, at which point the rest of the conversation is blurted out in a computer language.
      In the Cixin Liu book trilogy, on the other hand, there is a civilization which can physically see the interior thoughts of other individuals, so they immediately have a 1:1 snapshot of a thought that exists the exact way that they think. Deception is not a concept they really comprehend.

  • @Henry-mo9bw
    @Henry-mo9bw 3 месяца назад +68

    0:50 I thought that didn’t exist

  • @GuErEhX
    @GuErEhX Год назад +874

    As a non-native speaker who has been teaching English for 10+ years, I find your videos really insightous on how I can teach how these things happen. Thanks Tom.

    • @pandakicker1
      @pandakicker1 Год назад +133

      insightful*
      Practice makes perfect! Don't forget that even us native speakers make mistakes sometimes! (;

    • @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs
      @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs Год назад +49

      😂😂 insightous

    • @jeroenwarner4834
      @jeroenwarner4834 Год назад +36

      ​beautiful word

    • @jwag301
      @jwag301 Год назад +32

      @@pandakicker1 we does?

    • @idiot528
      @idiot528 Год назад +3

      ​@eric-qr7of yes my fried weed does

  • @Elendrial
    @Elendrial Год назад +509

    I find it kinda funny that hearing "there'dn't've" actually worked completely fine for me, but reading it is a nightmare.

    • @elysiumsexsmith
      @elysiumsexsmith Год назад +45

      I'm almost certain "there'd'n't've", "there'c'n't've", "there'sh'n't've" and "there'w'n't've" are used within certain regional English dialects.

    • @aaronspeedy7780
      @aaronspeedy7780 Год назад +12

      @@elysiumsexsmith Yes! I use all of those all the time! I even sometimes write them!

    • @sylv512
      @sylv512 Год назад +5

      @@elysiumsexsmith i say "there shouldn't've", "there couldn't've" etc. instead of contracting the should/could/would, and it's perfectly fine to use "there'dn't've" in my dialect. i tend to say the "could/should/would" very quickly though.

    • @demothes
      @demothes Год назад

      Yes, came here to write exactly that!

    • @Visstnok
      @Visstnok Год назад +1

      I find it kind of sad.

  • @Laittth
    @Laittth Год назад +1277

    there'dn't've sounded completely natural when you said it out loud

    • @OhhCrapGuy
      @OhhCrapGuy Год назад +18

      Same.

    • @lucie4185
      @lucie4185 Год назад +58

      Multi contractions work fine in some dialects. Like "ain't gonna" 'I am not going to'. "a'st" 'have you had?' "Bin't" 'have you not been?' And my personal favourite"May's'n't" meaning 'may I not as well'

    • @DeepseaGaming1000
      @DeepseaGaming1000 Год назад +19

      I'm sat here wondering if that's just a Northern English thing

    • @rog2224
      @rog2224 Год назад +9

      I don't believe it would have stood out in the northern Lincolnshire dialect of my childhood.

    • @cablefeed3738
      @cablefeed3738 Год назад +5

      I just can't get myself to use it. I always do shouldn't have.

  • @Wolfie-Dove
    @Wolfie-Dove 3 месяца назад +79

    0:13 I had to go back a few times and it still didn’t sound weird. Come down to the US south, we do make concractions like that.

    • @Genericmug
      @Genericmug 2 месяца назад +1

      Doesn't sound right to me

    • @Wolfie-Dove
      @Wolfie-Dove Месяц назад

      @@Genericmug Ok?

    • @quagsire2007
      @quagsire2007 Месяц назад +3

      @@Wolfie-Dovei live in the rocky mountain region of the US and I have a bunch of friends from the more southern part of the states. Every now and again I'll say something like "y'all've a great day."

    • @Wolfie-Dove
      @Wolfie-Dove Месяц назад +1

      @@quagsire2007 Yep, and it only gets more and more condensed.

  • @tapthelvete
    @tapthelvete Год назад +89

    I thought this video was 10 years old then I looked at when it was posted. You haven’t changed at all! And that really isn’t a bad thing, you’re awesome!

    • @pigeondance
      @pigeondance Год назад +4

      my thoughts exactly!!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne Год назад +10

      Maybe this is a Cryo-frozen instance of Tom Scott, periodically revived to give Tom 1.0 a break.

    • @reygenne1
      @reygenne1 Год назад

      @@DanielVerberne that's true

    • @deadlypyre
      @deadlypyre Год назад +1

      Tom Scott has masters in linguistics

  • @WindlessZephyr
    @WindlessZephyr Год назад +413

    years ago I had fun chatting with a coworker who'd just moved to seattle from alabama about this sort of stuff. I told him that "y'all'd've" is something he's absolutely learned to say and understand and it kinda blew his mind because he'd never considered that before

    • @thescholarsjourney661
      @thescholarsjourney661 Год назад +11

      I say this a lot! I didn't even grow up in the South, either!

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville Год назад +3

      I'm from Kentucky and I've never heard this. Of course this is the north of the south, perhaps it didn't make it this far but I am curious how you use that in a sentence.

    • @SangosEvilTwin
      @SangosEvilTwin Год назад +4

      Funny thing, I'm entirely west coast, living in the greater Seattle area, and y'all'd've is perfectly natural to me

    • @randomhuman3883
      @randomhuman3883 Год назад +9

      ​@@Nefvilley'all'd've understood how to use the word properly if yous was really southern.

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville Год назад

      @@randomhuman3883 Thank you. Can't disagree either, this state is in an undefinable geographic location. Its not southern, not mid west, not east coast nor southeast. Call it mid east? Anyways thanks!

  • @AndersBergh
    @AndersBergh Год назад +962

    As a Swede... We salute you on making a harder language(written) than us..... But then we have our neighbours.. the Finns... You will always have a special place on the podium ...

    • @MatthewDoel32
      @MatthewDoel32 Год назад +28

      Don’t forget Hungarian

    • @jankisi
      @jankisi Год назад +34

      If we talk about the hardest written language, Mandarin has got to win

    • @brokenursa9986
      @brokenursa9986 Год назад +71

      Everyone's pitching all these "bad written languages," but completely ignoring the abomination that is written Tibetan. Ah, yes, I'd like a language whose spelling hasn't been updated since the Vikings were out raiding England.

    • @morsemurraidh1314
      @morsemurraidh1314 Год назад +17

      @AndersBergh
      It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize "Glass" meant "Ice Cream."
      ...There's only so many common noises a human will make, and there'll always be some overlap.

    • @k.a.u.4599
      @k.a.u.4599 Год назад +1

      What's more interesting is that this usually isn't written! It's more often spoken

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney Год назад +2

    As Jon Bon Jovi once said, "'Tis my life; 'tis now orn't ever. I'mn't going t'live forever."

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Год назад +155

    Fun fact:
    Despite everything Tom does, including the computer science stuff
    His degree is in linguistics and i love that he occasionally shows us interesting things about it!

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Год назад +15

      Do you mean despite? Cause if so, you might wanna change that from what you have now.

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 Год назад +16

      @@Arcessitor
      fk
      fixed
      Only i could misspell despite to despise

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 Год назад +2

      Shouldn't've done that 😂

    • @GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
      @GermanSausagesAreTheWurst Год назад +1

      I recommend the podcast he mentioned at the end- it's called Lingthusiasm. It's similar to this episode. I even have one of their t-shirts.

    • @annaairahala9462
      @annaairahala9462 Год назад

      In a way computer science is just another form of linguistics

  • @Tim43447
    @Tim43447 Год назад +490

    As a kid, I reduced ‘What happens if’ to ‘Whoppens if’ or ‘Whappens if’ interchangeably. My parents thought it was hilarious. I’d like to coin the term; W’happens 😁

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 Год назад +61

      W'happens'f

    • @monkeybusiness673
      @monkeybusiness673 Год назад +36

      Go ahead, ses w'happens!

    • @softlysnowing3959
      @softlysnowing3959 Год назад +36

      @@monkeybusiness673 w'happens'f I're t'say "there'dn'tve"

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper Год назад +16

      ​@@softlysnowing3959 I love how stupid the English language is.

    • @kaylaa2204
      @kaylaa2204 Год назад +8

      @@softlysnowing3959at this point why don’t we write everything in IPA?

  • @stardreamer3492
    @stardreamer3492 Год назад +1126

    Food for thought: ending a sentence with “can’t,” “don’t,” “shouldn’t” or “won’t” is acceptable.

    • @MentalParadox
      @MentalParadox Год назад +247

      I agree, you shouldn't.

    • @luipaardprint
      @luipaardprint Год назад +128

      Isn't that because they're contractions, not clitics?

    • @liadeindadani6913
      @liadeindadani6913 Год назад +65

      ​@@luipaardprintBut it's (it is), is also a contraction

    • @luipaardprint
      @luipaardprint Год назад +37

      @@liadeindadani6913 according to how I understood the explanation isn't that a clitic? Is leaves a 's, while op's example are n't,
      It's confusing anyway.

    • @denimnoir6163
      @denimnoir6163 Год назад +180

      @@liadeindadani6913 Not all contractions are clitics, but all clitics are contractions

  • @slothfulfrostgod5281
    @slothfulfrostgod5281 Год назад +11

    A couple years ago finding the language files woke up an intense love for language, etymology, etc, so it makes me so happy that Tom is giving us more episodes, even if only a few. Thank you Tom for always making such amazing videos, never stop learning

    • @iamb0nk3rs
      @iamb0nk3rs 9 месяцев назад

      Does the existance of a michigander imply the existance of a michigoose?

  • @MechMK1
    @MechMK1 Год назад +51

    I love how in modern internet lingo, simply adding the suffix "-n't" has become a universal negation.

    • @PikKraken8
      @PikKraken8 Год назад +5

      This is why the company “Thriven’t” is headed to ruin

    • @mars_12345
      @mars_12345 Год назад +6

      yesn't

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Год назад +1

      It needs to becomen't.

    • @JAIL_FACE
      @JAIL_FACE Год назад

      Negation't

  • @jamesabernethy7896
    @jamesabernethy7896 Год назад +36

    I love how different your videos can be from each other. We'll miss you after the new year. Enjoy having time to yourself to do the things you've missed out on. We'll look forward to having you back.

    • @summo1942
      @summo1942 Год назад +5

      It needn't've ended this way.

  • @user-qjvqfjv
    @user-qjvqfjv Год назад +219

    What's really mindblowing is how this is all entirely intuitive and not actually taught. My parents and teachers never taught me any of this, but I know it without even having to think about it, because humans are so good at recognizing patterns.

    • @SongBillong
      @SongBillong Год назад +11

      Such a good point. It's bizarre, really!

    • @therubberducktube
      @therubberducktube Год назад +15

      According to the anecdotal stories of a couple of other commenters, it isn't entirely intuitive though, given that there are kids running around saying "I amn't" instead of "I'm not". I'm thinking it is partially learned behavior from listening to how adults and peers are using the language.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket Год назад +17

      Kind of like the rule of what order adjectives go in. It's so complex I've given up trying to memorize it, but I've never heard anyone break it.

    • @hi-i-am-atan
      @hi-i-am-atan Год назад +21

      @@therubberducktube i mean, the implication of the op was that it's intuitive in the sense that it's intuitively _learned,_ rather than explicitly taught. hence the mention of pattern recognition, which wouldn't be relevant if the contractions were instinctive instead of intuited
      hell, amn't over ain't would count as intuitive, too, it's just a phenomenon that i imagine pops up in regions were a kid ain't likely to be exposed to ain't and thus would have to contract "am not" on their own

    • @matthewjbauer1990
      @matthewjbauer1990 Год назад +1

      @@therubberducktube I more commonly hear people say "i'm'n't for that.

  • @HenryPalmer-np6fw
    @HenryPalmer-np6fw Год назад +21

    Tom has taught me more than all of my english teachers

  • @SAber_Pilot
    @SAber_Pilot Год назад +39

    Thank you! I have never been able to properly explain to my Croatian girlfriend why the phrase "Yes, I'm" is not a grammatically correct response to a question. This is the perfect explanation.

    • @matthewjbauer1990
      @matthewjbauer1990 Год назад +1

      It mightn't be grammatically correct to say "yes I'm" or "yes it's" (or simply answering a question with "it's" or "i'm") but its part of US southern English to say things like that.

    • @moladiver6817
      @moladiver6817 Год назад

      ​@@matthewjbauer1990I'm not a linguist nor a native English speaker but I even find it hard to believe that saying I'm as a response is wrong. Because in principal it isn't. I think people simply confuse grammar with customs and habits. And language changes all the time. Like Tom said, English used to say 'tis instead of it's. In Dutch we still do that. "It is" in Dutch would be "het is". Saying het's in Dutch would be the perfect analog for it's but it feels wrong to native speakers. 'tis the way it is. ;)

    • @SAber_Pilot
      @SAber_Pilot Год назад

      @@matthewjbauer1990 For sure. In this case I meant just in writing specifically

  • @charlotteb6450
    @charlotteb6450 Год назад +32

    you just explained something so clearly and concisely in 3 examples that my linguistics textbook couldn't convey to me in 3 whole pages thank youuuu

  • @Justrex01
    @Justrex01 Год назад +186

    I'm a word nerd and I approve this message. A while ago I spent a bit of time talking to a young man in the UK. He kept typing "should of" and "could of" rather than should've or could've. The he argued with me when I mentioned the word was have and not of. Ah, well. Thanks, Tom!

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar Год назад +25

      Oh dear, I knew somebody like that. Good bloke otherwise.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser Год назад +20

      The problem with English being allergic to ending words in v: the word is 'ov', contracts to 'v' same as 'have' does, but it's written 'of'... forcing the word that's Actualy said as 'of' to be written as 'off' insted... blech.

    • @d_alistair-years
      @d_alistair-years Год назад +5

      Probably still traumatised from his English teachers telling him the same thing 🤭

    • @AaronOfMpls
      @AaronOfMpls Год назад +29

      tbf, that _is_ how we say those contractions. This feels like the kind of 'mistake' that could easily become a variant form -- or even standard practice -- if repeated enough. 🙂

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Год назад +20

      that's a good example of people learning words by sound and figuring out how to write them, instead of learning words by sight.

  • @Cluuey
    @Cluuey Год назад +2

    That thumbnail is brilliant, it bent my brain trying to sort it out!
    I find your language files playlist very enjoyable, additions to it always make me happy.😀

  • @TheGreatLake1998
    @TheGreatLake1998 Год назад +265

    As a native English speaker with a degree in English, I’m not even sure I can speak in English after listening to this video.

    • @brokenursa9986
      @brokenursa9986 Год назад +15

      I'm a linguistics student, and I like to joke that, as a linguist, the language I'm worst at speaking is my own (English).

    • @pyromaniacal13
      @pyromaniacal13 Год назад +10

      I like saying "English is my only language, and it shows" when I stumble on words.

    • @CookiesRiot
      @CookiesRiot Год назад +5

      These videos are a bit like, "You're suddenly aware of the feeling of your tongue in your mouth."
      Now I'm hyper-critical of my speech patterns.

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum Год назад +3

      Eallswa Ængliscan sprecan, ic gefele swa same þe.

    • @aneesadelagalleta5282
      @aneesadelagalleta5282 Год назад +1

      whyn't

  • @DJ_Level_3
    @DJ_Level_3 Год назад +35

    Honestly, the execution of there'dn't've in the intro made it feel so natural that I didn't really think it sounded strange!

    • @smeezekitty
      @smeezekitty Год назад +7

      Somebody might make that actual contraction without thinking about it (but not write it) and people would understand it just fine

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 Год назад +5

      There’d’n’t’ve feels like a thing a rushed person would say, so it feels more natural to say there’d’n’t’ve then to write there’d’n’t’ve.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser Год назад

      @@smeezekitty debatable. Not least because it's almost impossible to say naturally without tripping over it and turning it into a jumbled mess.

    • @nekomimicatears
      @nekomimicatears 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@laurencefraserit's a common word in the southern US.

  • @Nyx__
    @Nyx__ Год назад +234

    i'm gonna start to use "there'dn't've" just to make people go crazy. Thanks for another banger Tom.

  • @maximiliangonzalez3915
    @maximiliangonzalez3915 Год назад +2

    okay but "there'dn't've" worked perfectly at least in my ears

  • @wardsdotnet
    @wardsdotnet Год назад +17

    I love the way Tom has just picked up and continued an old form of video after sooo many years!

  • @therelaxcentral
    @therelaxcentral Год назад +241

    Thanks for explaining this, Tom. Now most guys can find the clitic.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Год назад +33

      I have been so shocked at how little clitic jokes I've seen?

    • @therelaxcentral
      @therelaxcentral Год назад +8

      @@zyaicob You and I both. I think I've seen 1 other that was after mine.

    • @niceowl
      @niceowl Год назад +20

      ​@@zyaicobare you saying they're hard to find?

    • @stevejakab274
      @stevejakab274 Год назад +25

      It takes a cunning linguist to understand proper use of the clitic.

    • @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs
      @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs Год назад

      @@stevejakab274 but the rewards can be worth it

  • @PaulASmyers
    @PaulASmyers Год назад +19

    Your language productions have always been among my favorite RUclips videos. I'm going to miss them when they're gone.

  • @brennansteen
    @brennansteen Год назад +3

    My favorite example is: don’t you dare, becoming do not you dare

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe Год назад +18

    He did it, this man found the only reason to remember how to diagram a sentence.

  • @kjyost
    @kjyost Год назад +81

    This felt like the RUclips of years gone by. Thanks for the nostalgia trip Tom!

  • @compscijedi
    @compscijedi Год назад +125

    As someone living in the Southern US, several southern dialects around me (both Appalachian and Piedmont) have "there'd'nt've" and "y'all'd'nt've" as valid contractions, though not common.

    • @WGGplant
      @WGGplant Год назад +17

      It's common in speech, but it's never written down.

    • @dougthayer5829
      @dougthayer5829 Год назад +12

      When I lived in Texas I heard y'all'd'nt've all the time. Like, "y'all'd'nt've done that." I don't know if it's the same where you're from, but it sounded like "yallininuh done that"

    • @smeezekitty
      @smeezekitty Год назад +2

      Those contractions aren't even that unusual in the pacific northwest, to say. You'd never seen them written that way though

    • @llaughridge
      @llaughridge Год назад +15

      @@dougthayer5829No, I think what you heard was a pronunciation of “you oughtn’ve done that”, which is a contraction of “you ought not to have done that”. Some southern US speakers might not even know the full phrase, they’re just repeating the sound “yalltnuv” that they picked up from others doing the same.

    • @ads1035
      @ads1035 Год назад +7

      my favorite "southernism" remains, "Wh' y'all'd've seen't if'n y'all'd've been'ere!"

  • @DavyanHatch
    @DavyanHatch 3 месяца назад +4

    It feels like I’m going out of my way to write an apostrophe.

  • @Lexanis18
    @Lexanis18 Год назад +19

    I'm going to miss these videos the most. The language breakdowns over note card slide frames. I'm so glad we're getting a few more of these

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw Год назад

      Is he retiring?

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Год назад

      ​@@spudsbuchlawhe intends to greatly reduce his output.

  • @RN1441
    @RN1441 Год назад +38

    The most common lesson I've encountered when trying to learn a second language is that I haven't actually learned English.

    • @ThatGuy-c
      @ThatGuy-c Год назад +2

      It's so much pain learning this

    • @MezzoForteAural
      @MezzoForteAural Год назад

      @@ThatGuy-c Ya, sure, ya betcha. Uff dah, some dat talking folks be doing, dontcha know?

  • @KiRAyylmao
    @KiRAyylmao Год назад +82

    I think a good example of how language changes in regards to this is that "it'sn't" isn't a thing, but tisn't is an archaic version of exactly that

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +18

      T'was always thus.

    • @miral6694
      @miral6694 Год назад +11

      Oh it's a thing, we just pronounce it "t'ain't" now. Which is criminally underrepresented in the New England-focused comedy world, let me tell you.

    • @notwithouttext
      @notwithouttext Год назад +2

      'tis! 'tisn't!

    • @SiobhanJohnson
      @SiobhanJohnson Год назад +2

      In some Northern English dialects like mine, you can have '' t'int ''

    • @MiseFreisin
      @MiseFreisin Год назад +4

      'snot can also be used

  • @OrchestrationOnline
    @OrchestrationOnline 3 месяца назад +1

    I think the message of this video is that, just like everything else in life, you have to learn to handle cliticism - so long as it's constructive cliticism.

  • @carolthedabbler2105
    @carolthedabbler2105 Год назад +163

    I critiqued a story, written by a European, which included a conversation ("Is it?" "Yes, it's.") that was clearly not idiomatic, even though it didn't break any of the usual "rules." I scratched my head and finally came up with "Don't end a sentence (or clause) with a (pro)noun-verb contraction." Thanks to you, I now know the official word for that!

    • @genghisdingus
      @genghisdingus Год назад +44

      You think you can't end a sentence with a contraction but I don't.

    • @JuhanaSiren
      @JuhanaSiren Год назад +51

      @@genghisdingus "Let's make that a rule!" "Yes, let's!"

    • @bricaaron3978
      @bricaaron3978 Год назад +22

      @@genghisdingus *"You think you can't end a sentence with a contraction but I don't."*
      Your effort at humor fails. His direction was not against ending a sentence with a contraction --- it was against ending a sentence with a _(pro)noun-verb_ contraction.

    • @hypehuman
      @hypehuman Год назад +13

      ​@@bricaaron3978Maybe "pronoun-verb" was edited in?

    • @bricaaron3978
      @bricaaron3978 Год назад +10

      @@hypehuman You make a point. I didn't notice the fact that the original post was edited.
      If the OP _did_ edit it specifically in response to the following posts, that would indicate dishonesty. As it stands, I will hold off for a bit. I may need to offer an apology to *@genghisdingus* at some point, though.

  • @hyperchlorite8808
    @hyperchlorite8808 Год назад +127

    Tom= Why don't those contractions work?
    Also Tom= That took me about 17 takes to get right

  • @ToxicNeon
    @ToxicNeon Год назад +504

    As an US southerner... don't underestimate what we'll blend together 😂

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +44

      As words or in a stew.

    • @mr.stargazer9835
      @mr.stargazer9835 Год назад +24

      @@krashd Both

    • @miral6694
      @miral6694 Год назад +24

      @@mr.stargazer9835 As my grandpa used to say, "It all goes to the same place anyways."

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 Год назад +28

      y'all'dn't've'ta say that

    • @Gun5hip
      @Gun5hip Год назад +5

      Cousins

  • @omeg5473
    @omeg5473 Месяц назад +18

    0:44 the term for it is WHAT

  • @okiwangko
    @okiwangko Год назад +40

    Love to see Language Files making a comeback.

  • @TKDWN_YT
    @TKDWN_YT Год назад +655

    Stuff like this is why I can see how non-native English speakers have so much trouble getting used to the language. I don’t even know how we all learned this, we just… figured it out on our own somehow

    • @leogiri2863
      @leogiri2863 Год назад +87

      To be fair that seems to be a common issue with languages, at least any language I've come across. I'd say English is even a bit more intuitive than some others

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 Год назад +76

      @@leogiri2863 Perhaps the main issue with English is that it's relatively inconsistent sometimes. Pronunciation is a prime example, with vowels being all over the place. Compare that to (standard) Japanese, for example. Grammatical rules tend to have lots of exceptions too. Though it's mainly a consequence of English being affected by or being a combination of several languages over time (e.g., it's a Germanic language heavily influenced by French and the Nords)

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball Год назад +18

      ​@@hayden.A0Pronunciation isn't the problem it's the orthography

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 Год назад +7

      As someone who studied English at school for ca. six years before letting it improve by reading books and watching films and later using RUclips: School doesn't focus on the best things about English.

    • @Gumaonetwothree
      @Gumaonetwothree Год назад +18

      As a Dutch Dude who learned English in school and from video games at like 10-14, English is really intuitive and easy, "they're their and there" and "then/than" are the only slight confusing things. But even that comes quite easy with a bit of practice, "They're doing their things there"

  • @svahn1
    @svahn1 Год назад +57

    Imagine if we had videos like this from a century ago, hearing people talk about language. Them saying phrases or words we find completely normal now, in the same way that people in the future might think the strange parts of this video are unremarkable. Language is fascinating.

    • @JennaGetsCreative
      @JennaGetsCreative Год назад +6

      Agreed! I imagine studying historical language will be a completely different beast in the future now that we're recording ourselves so freely.

    • @imokin86
      @imokin86 Год назад +3

      There are sources like that, just not videos or movies, but books.
      I've read something of that kind in my native Russian, writers in the 1920s complaining about newfangled things that have now become the norm.

    • @norfolkdragons866
      @norfolkdragons866 Год назад +2

      readily sirrah, I doth find myself musing much the same of late ,in so much as our native tongue has so oft been besmirched with newly coined verbiage of late that I do find my wits quite awry at the grasping of such.

    • @JeroenJA
      @JeroenJA Год назад

      But this video.. one of the main thing is you can t really cut of much from the word you're emphasing..
      So you never see, i think so i'm.
      If the clic bit has the main attention.. you just need to spell it out again..

  • @vooligan9499
    @vooligan9499 Год назад +21

    Anybody else been typing sentences with "there'dnt've" and realising that it actually reads quite naturally after watching this? 😂

  • @andrewtroescher1326
    @andrewtroescher1326 Год назад +281

    I've occasionally used "I'm gonna bed" as a substitute for the usual "goodnight" and enjoyed pointing out to very little acknowledgement that by all accounts it should be correct because "gonna" means "going to," therefore the phrase translates literally to "I'm going to bed." I mostly did this because using "bed" as a verb amuses me greatly. I now feel validated.

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara Год назад +35

      Weirdly, I feel it works just fine if you pronounce it differently.
      "I'm gonna do that" would be gənnə, but "I'm gonna bed" would be gōnnə.

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 Год назад +23

      Now that is an interesting one. I'd never had reason to notice before that "gonna" requires a verb to follow, even though "going to" allows either a verb or noun.

    • @mattm7220
      @mattm7220 Год назад +36

      You'd want to be careful with who you say that around though, as "bed" is actually a valid verb that means "to have sex with someone".
      It used to be a lot more common before the word "sex" became part of common speech.
      Back in the day, it was very possible to bed someone

    • @Eurasian_
      @Eurasian_ Год назад +10

      @@killerbee.13 It has something to do with it being a prepositional verb AND a phrasal verb. If "going to" is treated like a phrasal verb, a synonym to "about to", then the implication would become the following subject is X or do X, a verb. Otherwise, if "going to" is treated like a prepositional verb, the present participle of "go to", then X would be a location.
      "Gonna" will always be about the phrasal verb, but indeed it's funny when it replaces the prepositional verb.

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara Год назад +27

      @@mattm7220 it's possible to bed a person, but it's impossible to just bed, so I think they're fine.

  • @daniel....
    @daniel.... Год назад +723

    As a large language model I found this very informative.

  • @IneaCylean
    @IneaCylean Год назад +213

    Clitic is another good word for all us cunning linguists out there

    • @GCAT01Living
      @GCAT01Living Год назад +13

      Spit-take all over my phone. Thank you. 😅

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Год назад +4

      Ok good one

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 Год назад +3

      indeed

    • @wahconah98
      @wahconah98 Год назад +11

      We are unsure if anyone has ever found a clitic.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma Год назад +9

      Show me your it's.

  • @Chillin4030
    @Chillin4030 Год назад +1

    to be fair there’dn’t’ve was suprisingly understandable

  • @selohcin
    @selohcin Год назад +13

    Thanks, Tom and team! I love these linguistics videos. I don't know anyone else who provides such clear, concise explanations.

  • @logo2462
    @logo2462 Год назад +43

    In the American midwest and south, you’d sound perfectly coherent saying those contractions at 0:11

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren Год назад +4

      Floridian here, thought the joke was just the spelling, didn't even notice he was saying it "oddly"

  • @cerebrummaximus3762
    @cerebrummaximus3762 Год назад +21

    Linguistics Tom is back! You and Xidnaf fueled my interest when I was younger! We want more Linguistic videos!

  • @lemo1467
    @lemo1467 10 месяцев назад +1

    My broken humor ass giggled when i read the title

  • @Wico90YT
    @Wico90YT Год назад +164

    Yay! More language lessons from Tom

  • @RTDelete
    @RTDelete Год назад +5

    The one I always think of is: Y'all'dn't've, as in "You all would not have"

  • @josephhorne7868
    @josephhorne7868 Год назад +8

    Love these language videos, how English has evolved is so fascinating! Great job as always Tom!

  • @TellTailTales
    @TellTailTales Год назад +2

    I love how every once in a while, he does this type of video

  • @_Shadoh_
    @_Shadoh_ Год назад +13

    As a non-native english speaker this is very informative and Tom is such a good teacher, love it! 😍

  • @ShizaruBloodrayne
    @ShizaruBloodrayne Год назад +13

    3:17 I contest there's other ways around this. "I'm GOING to do it" has more emphasis rather than I'M going to do it" so I mean it is possible, you just have to switch where the emphasis goes.

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Год назад

      😮5

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Год назад +1

      frick why am I like this i didn't eman this why am i seeing this 2 months later I am so skrry

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade Год назад +9

    YESSSS i am SO delighted to see more linguistic and etymological videos from Tom again!!! feels like the old days 😀

  • @thatoneofficialpianist
    @thatoneofficialpianist Год назад +1

    Missed opportunity to say “But for now, it’s what it’s”.

  • @oliverpolden
    @oliverpolden Год назад +21

    Tom would be the best stand in teacher ever. He can teach anything.

  • @cleanseroftheworld
    @cleanseroftheworld Год назад +339

    Nice'n't'st've

  • @mrelephant2283
    @mrelephant2283 Год назад +10

    Thank you for the incredible title

  • @gnarzikans
    @gnarzikans Год назад +2

    i'm a western american english (pacific coast) speaker as a primary language. i wouldn't say "there'dn't've", but i would say "there wouldna" (something like /ðɛr wʊdnnə/), as in, "there wouldna been a problem, if i hadn't said something"

  • @WhatIsLuxray
    @WhatIsLuxray Год назад +4

    The Language Files series got me interested in linguistics and I'm having so much fun in my Intro to Linguistics class right now, so thank you for that! :DD

  • @MonkeyDRuffy-em1vn
    @MonkeyDRuffy-em1vn Год назад +53

    Love to see this series be continued it’s my favorite

  • @DoctorSockrates
    @DoctorSockrates Год назад +6

    2:45 I'm reminded of that clip of the bowler yelling "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!"

  • @ArielVisionary
    @ArielVisionary Год назад +1

    Wow, I am so impressed. As a retired ESL teacher, that presentation was superb. And such great articulation!

  • @josecarlosamador
    @josecarlosamador Год назад +1740

    Me, a non-native english speaker: "Finally, after years of studying, no one will stop me from speaking and understanding english"
    Tom Scott: "Hold my beer".

    • @ReclusiveHTID
      @ReclusiveHTID Год назад +34

      Noone isn't a word by the way. It's no one, 2 words.

    • @auroragb
      @auroragb Год назад +14

      who's noone? why is noone trying to stop you from speaking english? 🤣

    • @josecarlosamador
      @josecarlosamador Год назад

      @@ReclusiveHTID Tom is doing great, no need to help him!

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens Год назад +9

      Studying*
      No one*
      Tsk tsk 🤣

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 Год назад +113

      why are people being arseholic pedants to some random guy for a negligible mistake

  • @seanm7445
    @seanm7445 Год назад +6

    Clitics are so important, and so much fun to explore!
    It’s a shame that so many men can’t find them.

    • @murphygreen8484
      @murphygreen8484 Год назад +1

      I had to scroll way too far for this

    • @Visstnok
      @Visstnok Год назад

      Don't assume any genders, now!

    • @Jirahs57
      @Jirahs57 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Visstnok Don't get offended at forms of speech

  • @crimsonlily3640
    @crimsonlily3640 Год назад +18

    love your language related videos!