"Robert Patterson seems like he could be a pretty good actor" "If he was in a better movie I could maybe see him pulling something off" The Lighthouse is now Jay's favorite movie of 2019. Rlm predicted again??
They have a lot of opinions over the course of almost a decade now. They're bound to be right here and there but it's getting increasingly more frequent by now.
He is pretty good im almost everything he is in, he just had the bad luck that his big breaking role was in a horrible schlock franchise were he wasnt trying
I wonder how that would look like? _"Half in the Bag Episode 42 part 2: Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 2 part 2"_ Well, those movie titles aren't confusing at all! XD
Mike & Jay telling the tale of the 5-year old girl clapping at the movie's main couple ripping the villains head off together is one of the most heartwarming things I've ever heard of
The CGI baby was actually a last minute addition because they originally had a fucking terrifying Chucky-esque animatronic puppet creature that they cut because it would have been more terrifying than the supernatural killing machines in the story.
YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO OUR ANSWERS, YOU HACK FRAUDS IT’S BEEN ALMOST 7 YEARS THAT’S ALMOST HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THE AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC MOVIE BOYHOOD DID I MENTION IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
Oh my god, Mike's spit-take when Josh told him about the werewolf who was in love with the baby, fucking priceless. That's pretty much how I reacted when I heard that was an actual plot point in the movie.
wah wah. i was in 3rd grade, 9 years old, when pokemon and pokemon cards came, perfect time. also seemed like every kid turned into anarchist thief and stole the expensive card decks from stores, making a small time moral panic in my country about "immoral ruined generation", cool times.
@@ericfelds6291 Bro, it's been four years. I wrote that comment so long ago I'm not even the same gender I was back then. I have long since abandoned my hate boner for Twilight. Everyone has trash. I have trash. I'm over judging other people for theirs. I hope you have a lovely day, and that you've learned a valuable lesson about necroposting.
When they started talking about that, I started dying laughing thinking about this clan of pale as fuck vampires dressed in cargo shorts and Disney t-shirts, carrying old-timey chests full of their robes around an airport.
I don't get the movie though. Like is this really the first and only vampire baby in the world for a while? It seems pretty easy to make a vampire baby. Or is there an epic battle for every vampire baby every year.
No, man, Bella's just the most special person in the world because, clearly, she's the ONLY person whose ever dreamed of fucking a super strong supernatural being for superficial reasons, lol! It's not shitty writing at all, she's just the only person in the world whose ever had 'pure' love for a vampire and nobody else fucks or gets tempted or orders hookers or anything because the world only exists to revolve around Bella's decisions. That's how you do the good story, isn't it? . Also, just because this is the internet and someone would probably take this comment seriously otherwise, this is all sarcastic because the plot makes no fucking sense at all.
She got pregnant while she was a human and they have to turn her into a vampire cause the pregnancy is killing her. I read all 4 books in middleschool cause a girl that I liked told they were good and I wanted to show her how shitty they were. I ended up getting into it cause hormones. P funny
I read those books because a friend of mine was way into them. Coming into it cold back in '08 or so as a dude on the cusp of his '20s, I thought the books were fairly atmospheric. They're hilarious in parts, but really not that awful. I was forced to read FAR worse YA lit for college.
Way to go, guys! Don't think we don't notice the way your reviews reflect the film. You told us that the movie wastes a lot of time waiting around for the battle and discussing that it is coming. So, that's what you did. Brilliant!
How this movie has the nerve to cheap out on everything while raking in hundreds of millions per movie is baffling to me. But I guess when your whole audience is too busy staring at Lautner's abs and Pattinson's sparkly face to notice anything else, it doesn't matter.
Exactly. What I hate the most about it is that Bella never actually risks anything to get what she wants, she just has her way without stopping to think for a second what her actions might cause to other people. She is the real bloodsucking monster in this books.
How does Edward maintain an erection and how does he have living sperm in his vampire nuts? Even if his sperm cells were the only cells in his body to still be alive, they could not survive within his frigid sack. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief to a degree, but an impossibility as great as that is too much to look past.
His sperm is undead like him. So his sperm is immortal. (And sparkling) Sperm lasts longer in the cold too. Think about sperm banks. Inside his frigid sack dwells a pair of shiny little sperm banks. As far as an erection: He could just thumb it in until the jobs done. Not super romantic but it could work. It's like he's got permanent liquor dick, but not the good kind. Well hopefully that counts as my good deed for the day. Cheerio
That's always the weird thing because the fact that the big capes and stuff are so inherently uncool kind-of factors into characters like this not being found out, lol. Like you see a guy running down the street in like a big black cloak or something, you're not going to think "Oh, he's a monster", you're going to think "This guy's a loser, I shouldn't associate with him."
From her bio: Stephenie Meyer woke up from a dream featuring seemingly real characters that she could not get out of her head."I stayed in bed, thinking about the dream. Unwillingly, I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities, and then put everything that I possibly could on the back burner and sat down at the computer to write-something I hadn't done in so long that I wondered why I was bothering." Three months later she finished her first novel, Twilight.
"I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities" I don't get it, she woke up, she crapped the Twilight saga and then she wrote something but it doesn't say what she actually sat to write. I'm confusion.
“I was convinced that Stephanie was convinced she was Bella. Especially when she’s like, ‘Oh, I had a dream,’ and she’s like, ‘oh I met this really sexy guy,’ and she writes this book about it, I was just like, ‘this woman’s mad.’” - Robert Pattinson
I think part of the reason there is no chemistry between Patterson and Stewart is that she cheated on him with the director. I can't imagine a lot of chemistry between a cheating brick and someone who doesn't really want to be in the movie.
dick buttkiss From what I saw with other reviews(CinemaSins does some great ones), she doesn't have chemistry in any of the films. Or in any other films, for that matter. Hell, for the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, they got rid of Snow White because she sucks so bad.
I really wish they had watched the previous Twilight movies and filmed them, especially with Rich Evans. I would have loved to have seen their reactions and thoughts on the other movies. (especially Rich Evans laugh)
Why isn't this show more popular? I have been a fan ever since the phantom menace review, and everything they have made since has been a very high quality and personal to the fans. It's almost like we know them just by watching their videos, which is not something you get by watching other very famous youtubers. Mike and Jay are our friends, and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the internet gives them the credit they deserve. Long Live RLM.
+CryoShockX Somebody should make a Half In The Bag movie with Murray playing Mike. But who'd play Jay? Rich Evans would play himself because he is just one of a kind.
This ridiculous wish-fulfillment vampire romance franchise seems so quaint and innocent when looking back from the age of 'The corporate steamroller will vindictively destroy every IP you love'
For all its faults, the movies mercifully kept to themselves. If Edward was cheering LeBron on in Space Jam 2, it would be the worst and somehow best thing ever.
Yeah that shit was embarrassing. It almost made me want to make up my own back story where that guy's ptsd made him totally unhinged, playing with dolls & beating pets & shit
I'm a fan of the Twilight films/books. I've gotta say you're absolutely right about plot and story. There isn't really much going on throughout all of the movies/books. I would say I'm more into it because of the characters first, and then the story which almost takes a backseat. You get to know the characters so much better in the books (obviously) so the movies really are just so that the book lovers can see the characters they love on screen with nice music.
The only question I still have at this point, really is why is a then 34 year old woman (Stephenie Meyer) even writing shit like this in the first place? The whole story pans out like some cheesy fan fiction written by a 17 year old girl in high school in between classes, not like something a mature, married adult woman would seriously considering writing and submitting to a publisher. Was the entire story of Twilight corrupt from the beginning, designed to prey on innocent adolescent girls, or was Meyer just plain delusional?
Duncan Van Ooyen She had an idea and it smelled of money, so she went with it. Other people smelled the money too, so they let her do it. When it caught on, the game was how do we make the biggest amount of money we can from this and the result were the books and the movies.
I remember taking my girlfriend to see this when it came out and thinking the entire time this is just awful and made no sense at all and then it ended and I said to her "that was really short, wasn't it?" only to realize that I had fallen asleep for the entire second half of it and woke up for the last five minutes of it, thank god.
I saw this for free, so don't judge me, and thought the fake-out after the battle was utterly hilarious! What I couldn't understand is why the whole theatre lost its shit at that. Didn't they know it was coming, from reading the book? Now I gather from this review that that wasn't in the book. Adding that in was the one and only good decision made in the entire series.
Paymon Khaleghi Yup, glad I met someone else who can appreciate that. Reading some cosmopolis reviews, I feel as though most people didn't understand the character Pattinson was playing. They referred to how "plastic", "artificial", "false" he appeared to be, while failing to grasp the character's core.
Maggie Taylor Seriously, I mean he can't really go out and just say "Yeah I hated these movies." but you can tell he really disliked it. When asked who helped him the most through the movies he accredited some kind of facial wipe brand.
I watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 this last December with my girl-friend at the time after taking her out to breakfast and buying her candy. It was the week after finals and we had studied together throughout the semester and we helped one another pass the class. She had been nagging me to no end to watch this movie with her being that she was an incredible fan of the books and the series in general. It was so bad that I broke up with her after the movie. Best decision I made that day.
Holy shit, I can't stop crying from laughter. I was dragged to the cinema to see this by my girlfriend and like you I didn't know what was going on. This is almost exactly the inner dialogue I was having with myself.
Have you'se guys seen the Julian Sands vampire movie? It's fantastic. It does a great job of showing what hopeless, out of touch creatures vampires are.
I'm from the future. Robert Pattinson turns out to be a pretty good actor, Jay enjoys his performance in The Lighthouse, and Kristin Stewart is still somehow finding acting jobs.
Was this movie the first instance of digitally de-aging an actor? If it was, they did it to a 5 year old girl so that she could be a creepy baby. What a groundbreaking film!
I was hoping the final battle would be a rugby match using the baby. They had that big open field, and it would be more sophisticated than just ripping heads off without any rules like they did in the movie.
I like picturing these two walking up together to buy 2 tickets for twilight
Haha i would pay to see that in person
It would be better if it was 2022 Mike and Jay from whatever year this is from.
I like picturing these two walking up together to buy 2 tickets for twilight AGAIN.
I like turtles
“2 tickets for Twi…uh, Twiiii….uh, Breaking VCRs in 2 parts”
"Robert Patterson seems like he could be a pretty good actor"
"If he was in a better movie I could maybe see him pulling something off"
The Lighthouse is now Jay's favorite movie of 2019. Rlm predicted again??
They have a lot of opinions over the course of almost a decade now. They're bound to be right here and there but it's getting increasingly more frequent by now.
I hope he does well as Batman. I think he could really pull it off with the right direction.
He was good in a film called The Rover as well
He was a lot of fun in The King. He was also great in Good Time.
He is pretty good im almost everything he is in, he just had the bad luck that his big breaking role was in a horrible schlock franchise were he wasnt trying
It took me about five minutes to realize this isn't the second part of one review.
I wonder how that would look like?
_"Half in the Bag Episode 42 part 2: Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 2 part 2"_
Well, those movie titles aren't confusing at all! XD
Oh yeah, I thought it was unusual for me to skip to 3 minutes and them already talking about the film.
Holy shit, I actually thought the other had been removed or something like that.
what?
Ha me too 🤦♂️
Mike & Jay telling the tale of the 5-year old girl clapping at the movie's main couple ripping the villains head off together is one of the most heartwarming things I've ever heard of
The CGI baby was actually a last minute addition because they originally had a fucking terrifying Chucky-esque animatronic puppet creature that they cut because it would have been more terrifying than the supernatural killing machines in the story.
The image of that doll still haunts my nightmares
All I'm hearing is excuses
YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO OUR ANSWERS, YOU HACK FRAUDS
IT’S BEEN ALMOST 7 YEARS
THAT’S ALMOST HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THE AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC MOVIE BOYHOOD
DID I MENTION IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
Why would they respond to our answers
ANSWER US REDLETTER HACK FREAWDS ANSWER US NOW
@@Mallalotro BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SAID THEY WOULD
Still waiting...
*I DEMAND REACTION!!*
Oh my god, Mike's spit-take when Josh told him about the werewolf who was in love with the baby, fucking priceless. That's pretty much how I reacted when I heard that was an actual plot point in the movie.
Duncan Van Ooyen Josh is The Wizard
Duncan Van Ooyen That's right Josh!
I was actually in highschool when these were popular. The scars will never heal.
wah wah.
i was in 3rd grade, 9 years old, when pokemon and pokemon cards came, perfect time. also seemed like every kid turned into anarchist thief and stole the expensive card decks from stores, making a small time moral panic in my country about "immoral ruined generation", cool times.
@@Redmanticore sounds awesome
Oh my god, you're right. My eyes! What have you done to meeeee!!?
@@ericfelds6291 Bro, it's been four years. I wrote that comment so long ago I'm not even the same gender I was back then.
I have long since abandoned my hate boner for Twilight. Everyone has trash. I have trash. I'm over judging other people for theirs.
I hope you have a lovely day, and that you've learned a valuable lesson about necroposting.
@@bul13ts sad to hear. Get well soon!
"We're the same temperature now"
HOW ROMANTIC
I was the same temperature as someone once. It was magical.
Vampiyah baby.
Cage Your Heart Brother?
Cage Your Heart
that profile pic is worth a comment.
I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!
Hahaha
I just read this or loud for some reason and accidentally sounded like Lois from Family Guy.
The cuts to Pattinson saying "Vampire baby!" were crackin me up!
Michael Sheen was simultaneously the best and worst part of the Twilight movies.
Sheen is simultaneously the best and worst part of everything he's in
I would say that he appeared in these movies for the paycheck, but stayed for the hamming. I mean, that much overacting couldn't be by chance.
I love him in this series lmao
"How do vampires travel around the World?"
They go to an airport and just tell people they are going to a Harry Potter convention.
When they started talking about that, I started dying laughing thinking about this clan of pale as fuck vampires dressed in cargo shorts and Disney t-shirts, carrying old-timey chests full of their robes around an airport.
This is the only possible way I can get enjoyment out of the Twilight 'Saga', and boy did I enjoy this.
Cactus Island
I watched the big battle and turned it off before it was revealed none of it happened and it was just a vision. Fuck these movies😂😂
I choked on a burp. The equivalent of all Twilight movies.
Lost my shit at "Bela and Lugosi", holy fuck!
LOL, mind blown xD
Spends about five minutes trying to find part 1 - figures out that part 2 is the name of the movie.
Oh Hollywood.
TheUnit332 me too. Accept I've been expecting to find it for months.
rincewind_7
... Me too.
2Twilight2Vampire
10:40 “Robert Pattinson seems like he could be a pretty good actor.” RLM predictions strike again
The Simpsons of RUclips
You need to refine what you class as a 'prediction'
"Vampires all around the world team up with Bella and, uhm, Lugosi."
Holy fuck I almost choked laughing.
Mike and Jay pronounce Voldemort better than Harry Potter fans or the films themselves do.
Nice simultaneous farting. Was that CGI or do you guys do your own stunts?
👍
Rich Evans can fart in stereo. So he is a stunt farter.
They’re the Tom Cruz of fart stunts. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
They spend so much time together that their farting periods synched up.
I spent waaayyy too long looking for part 1 of this video, only to realize that the movie itself was a two parter.
Lol
This is my favorite channel.
...on this webzone.
Wow me too... Hey there, miss Hot Pants. Do you like pizza rolls. Do you like guys who eat pizza rolls.
Same with me, RLM is funnier than any sitcoms currently airing on TV plus you get the added bonus of interesting movie conversations and reviews.
+The Real Dagoth Ur No one that pretty is viewing anything remotely as interesting as RLM, let alone posting a comment declaring admiration.
RedDeadKBII That's actually sexist. I've met attractive and intelligent women who enjoy movies.
+The Real Dagoth Ur Sexist? Okay.
Oh God. I never noticed the photo of Plinkett's wife in the background behind Jay.
Steven Day 5 star set design!
I think that’s Plinkett’s mother
So would you recommend it or not??
Ahsoka Tano
Well of course they recommend it! Didn't you watch the fucking review?!
I don't get the movie though. Like is this really the first and only vampire baby in the world for a while? It seems pretty easy to make a vampire baby. Or is there an epic battle for every vampire baby every year.
No, man, Bella's just the most special person in the world because, clearly, she's the ONLY person whose ever dreamed of fucking a super strong supernatural being for superficial reasons, lol! It's not shitty writing at all, she's just the only person in the world whose ever had 'pure' love for a vampire and nobody else fucks or gets tempted or orders hookers or anything because the world only exists to revolve around Bella's decisions. That's how you do the good story, isn't it?
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Also, just because this is the internet and someone would probably take this comment seriously otherwise, this is all sarcastic because the plot makes no fucking sense at all.
I saw a Vampire Baby war break out just the other day. Its actually pretty standard.
She got pregnant while she was a human and they have to turn her into a vampire cause the pregnancy is killing her. I read all 4 books in middleschool cause a girl that I liked told they were good and I wanted to show her how shitty they were. I ended up getting into it cause hormones. P funny
There were other vampire/human babies. But the babies always killed their mothers to be born. It was explained in the book but not in the movie
@Daniel Olszewski Your end goal was to tell her they were shitty? I think you were doing middle school groveling wrong.
This book series shaped my middle/high school years and I will spend the rest of my life blocking that time in my life out of pure cringe.
I read those books because a friend of mine was way into them. Coming into it cold back in '08 or so as a dude on the cusp of his '20s, I thought the books were fairly atmospheric. They're hilarious in parts, but really not that awful. I was forced to read FAR worse YA lit for college.
We've all been there. Not only Twilight specifically, but we've all been there.
Way to go, guys! Don't think we don't notice the way your reviews reflect the film. You told us that the movie wastes a lot of time waiting around for the battle and discussing that it is coming. So, that's what you did. Brilliant!
jay had himself a "something about mary" moment with his hair
"...like the hack writer she is."
lolz
How this movie has the nerve to cheap out on everything while raking in hundreds of millions per movie is baffling to me. But I guess when your whole audience is too busy staring at Lautner's abs and Pattinson's sparkly face to notice anything else, it doesn't matter.
Mike's reaction to Jacob being attracted to the baby was priceless!
What's even funnier is Mike uses the word "imprinted" less than a minute before, which is the movie's code word for grooming
Exactly. What I hate the most about it is that Bella never actually risks anything to get what she wants, she just has her way without stopping to think for a second what her actions might cause to other people.
She is the real bloodsucking monster in this books.
I believe it's called mormon feminism or MSheU.
Hey did you die? Why did you jinx the future?
How does Edward maintain an erection and how does he have living sperm in his vampire nuts? Even if his sperm cells were the only cells in his body to still be alive, they could not survive within his frigid sack. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief to a degree, but an impossibility as great as that is too much to look past.
I'm sorry but I just can't get over the phrase "frigid sack", it's just living in my head rent free now.
His sperm is undead like him. So his sperm is immortal. (And sparkling)
Sperm lasts longer in the cold too. Think about sperm banks. Inside his frigid sack dwells a pair of shiny little sperm banks.
As far as an erection: He could just thumb it in until the jobs done. Not super romantic but it could work. It's like he's got permanent liquor dick, but not the good kind.
Well hopefully that counts as my good deed for the day. Cheerio
Them ice cold balls got vampire dust in em
How do they travel? They tell everyone they're going to Comic Con.
That's always the weird thing because the fact that the big capes and stuff are so inherently uncool kind-of factors into characters like this not being found out, lol. Like you see a guy running down the street in like a big black cloak or something, you're not going to think "Oh, he's a monster", you're going to think "This guy's a loser, I shouldn't associate with him."
the 'vampire baby' part makes me laugh so much 😂😂
The cuts to Pattinson saying "vampire baby" make me laugh hysterically every time.
From her bio:
Stephenie Meyer woke up from a dream featuring seemingly real characters that she could not get out of her head."I stayed in bed, thinking about the dream. Unwillingly, I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities, and then put everything that I possibly could on the back burner and sat down at the computer to write-something I hadn't done in so long that I wondered why I was bothering."
Three months later she finished her first novel, Twilight.
"I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities"
I don't get it, she woke up, she crapped the Twilight saga and then she wrote something but it doesn't say what she actually sat to write. I'm confusion.
“I was convinced that Stephanie was convinced she was Bella. Especially when she’s like, ‘Oh, I had a dream,’ and she’s like, ‘oh I met this really sexy guy,’ and she writes this book about it, I was just like, ‘this woman’s mad.’” - Robert Pattinson
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Yes, mad all the way to the bank.
That makes perfect sense
I want these guys to see part 1. It would split their heads open.
I think part of the reason there is no chemistry between Patterson and Stewart is that she cheated on him with the director. I can't imagine a lot of chemistry between a cheating brick and someone who doesn't really want to be in the movie.
dick buttkiss From what I saw with other reviews(CinemaSins does some great ones), she doesn't have chemistry in any of the films. Or in any other films, for that matter. Hell, for the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, they got rid of Snow White because she sucks so bad.
That was the Snow White director. Not the Twilight director. Unless he did both.
She slept with the snow white director thats why she wasn't in the 2nd movie
Dude.. she's gay.
@@d3l3tes00n yea cos in Hollywood it's widely known that u get ahead by being a good actor and not by giving producers sloppy toppy
Almost 10 years later and nearly no one talks about this movie, let alone the series. GG Guys.
I really wish they had watched the previous Twilight movies and filmed them, especially with Rich Evans. I would have loved to have seen their reactions and thoughts on the other movies. (especially Rich Evans laugh)
"Heaven..." followed by Rich Evans dying from lack of breath.
It's so dense. Every image has so much going on
"Let the right one in" is a great vampire movie
Breaking wind: Fart poo
we're the same temperature now...
That made me laugh. For some reason it was funnier when I read your comment.
There is nothing more embarrassing than seeing a close up of Kristen Stewart's face running into a battle. It's just... It's just hilarious
FYI, (Royal Academy-trained) Michael Sheen said he was channeling the Green Meanies from Yellow Submarine.
mike is a bear and jay is a rat
I think Rich Evans is like a turtle
Black Bear and Opossum or Racoon / Turtle and Chipmunk
I think Jay is closer to a ferret than a rat
Why isn't this show more popular? I have been a fan ever since the phantom menace review, and everything they have made since has been a very high quality and personal to the fans. It's almost like we know them just by watching their videos, which is not something you get by watching other very famous youtubers. Mike and Jay are our friends, and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the internet gives them the credit they deserve. Long Live RLM.
This show is keeping me going right now, thank you guys 🖖
The RiffTrax for the Twilight movies are some of the greatest things I've ever heard
The Golden Onion gag is HILARIOUS
HE DOESEN'T HE GOES IN LIMP
He's apparently made of diamonds. He is therefore always hard. That said, I would not want to be on the recieving end of that ejaculation.
Man, Mike really reminds me of Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) from ghostbusters and i don't know why
very dry sarcastic humor
+CryoShockX Somebody should make a Half In The Bag movie with Murray playing Mike. But who'd play Jay? Rich Evans would play himself because he is just one of a kind.
I'm alternating between this movie on netflix right now (cold), and this review. Living the dream.
Absolutely. The movies themselves are extremely painful, but the Rifftrax are so damn good. Some of the best ones I've seen by them.
And to think this trite spawned the 50 shades series.
This ridiculous wish-fulfillment vampire romance franchise seems so quaint and innocent when looking back from the age of 'The corporate steamroller will vindictively destroy every IP you love'
For all its faults, the movies mercifully kept to themselves. If Edward was cheering LeBron on in Space Jam 2, it would be the worst and somehow best thing ever.
Yeah at least part 2 wasn't 165 minutes long.
"american sniper" fake baby beats "twilight" fake baby
lol
and the fake baby of the year goes to..
Yeah that shit was embarrassing.
It almost made me want to make up my own back story where that guy's ptsd made him totally unhinged, playing with dolls & beating pets & shit
The main character from American Sniper’s fake story beats both fake babies
At least it was a real doll as opposed to a baby that looks like a shitty ps2 cutscene
The brazilian vampires are so stereotypical that i don't know if it's funny or offensive.
17:05 Never has a more accurate analysis of Twilight been made. Sirs, I salute you.
"The world is your oyster, if you are a con-artist." Well said good sir.
you guys make me want to drink beer every time i watch
Jay's 'oh, okay, bye-ee' is just glorious.
"this movie looks like a furniture catalog"
Our COVID world is still waiting for this series marathon...
"She's a pretty girl but has the personality of a brick" summed her up perfectly.
I'm a fan of the Twilight films/books. I've gotta say you're absolutely right about plot and story. There isn't really much going on throughout all of the movies/books. I would say I'm more into it because of the characters first, and then the story which almost takes a backseat. You get to know the characters so much better in the books (obviously) so the movies really are just so that the book lovers can see the characters they love on screen with nice music.
These guys predicted pattinsons rise to being an actual good, respected actor
You need to refine what you class as a 'prediction'
The only question I still have at this point, really is why is a then 34 year old woman (Stephenie Meyer) even writing shit like this in the first place? The whole story pans out like some cheesy fan fiction written by a 17 year old girl in high school in between classes, not like something a mature, married adult woman would seriously considering writing and submitting to a publisher. Was the entire story of Twilight corrupt from the beginning, designed to prey on innocent adolescent girls, or was Meyer just plain delusional?
Little bit of all of those things.
Duncan Van Ooyen Money.
Duncan Van Ooyen She had an idea and it smelled of money, so she went with it. Other people smelled the money too, so they let her do it. When it caught on, the game was how do we make the biggest amount of money we can from this and the result were the books and the movies.
***** Not really anymore delusion. Just someone placing their beliefs into a story.
It's basically Muse fan fiction except Matt Bellamy is Edward Cullen :P
4:10
Woah. Sounds like The Room.
These Twilight hacks wished they were Wiseau.
I'm going to watch this and come back. I've never seen any of the other ones before either
"Bella and Lugosi"
I fucking lost it.
RLM not only predicted Robert Pattinson's career improving, they also predicted Beastars fanfiction
Ahh, the one where Mike and Jay pretend they haven't seen all the Twilight movies.
I remember taking my girlfriend to see this when it came out and thinking the entire time this is just awful and made no sense at all and then it ended and I said to her "that was really short, wasn't it?" only to realize that I had fallen asleep for the entire second half of it and woke up for the last five minutes of it, thank god.
What's Harry Potter?
Better words, have never been spoken
The vampires could have swam, I guess? They don't need to breathe, or something. They also probably have their own private jets, though.
"and poor dakota fanning gets fed to a wolf! they just throw her to a wolf, and say 'here, eat this character'"
I saw this for free, so don't judge me, and thought the fake-out after the battle was utterly hilarious! What I couldn't understand is why the whole theatre lost its shit at that. Didn't they know it was coming, from reading the book? Now I gather from this review that that wasn't in the book. Adding that in was the one and only good decision made in the entire series.
Vam-pie-yuh bay-bee.
"They just hang around this house all day, reading books." If they're reading books then it's not like the Jersey Shore.
say what you want but RLM is the 3rd Ghostbusters movie we all wanted and never got.
Was the thing about them reading answers just a joke, or did it actually happen in one of the later episodes?
6:26 Mike calling Kristen Stewart a pretty girl has the same energy of Will Shatner saying 'She's a handsome woman'
i like how whenever they try to remember specifics from the movie, their eyes glaze over with lethargy
I never watched read twilight, but i loved robert pattinson in Cosmopolis.
He can be a good actor if given the right material.
Paymon Khaleghi Yup, glad I met someone else who can appreciate that. Reading some cosmopolis reviews, I feel as though most people didn't understand the character Pattinson was playing. They referred to how "plastic", "artificial", "false" he appeared to be, while failing to grasp the character's core.
Maggie Taylor Seriously, I mean he can't really go out and just say "Yeah I hated these movies." but you can tell he really disliked it. When asked who helped him the most through the movies he accredited some kind of facial wipe brand.
Shyla Streeter Seriously? I'm going to look for the interview.
I watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 this last December with my girl-friend at the time after taking her out to breakfast and buying her candy.
It was the week after finals and we had studied together throughout the semester and we helped one another pass the class. She had been nagging me to no end to watch this movie with her being that she was an incredible fan of the books and the series in general.
It was so bad that I broke up with her after the movie.
Best decision I made that day.
20:30 : "With Bella.. uhm... and Lugosi" ;D ;D
Holy shit, I can't stop crying from laughter. I was dragged to the cinema to see this by my girlfriend and like you I didn't know what was going on. This is almost exactly the inner dialogue I was having with myself.
“The one silver lining here… is that the world is your oyster, if you are a con artist.”
Dead. 🤣
Seeing the small clips of themovie already made me throw up o my keyboard...
Have you'se guys seen the Julian Sands vampire movie?
It's fantastic. It does a great job of showing what hopeless, out of touch creatures vampires are.
I'm from the future. Robert Pattinson turns out to be a pretty good actor, Jay enjoys his performance in The Lighthouse, and Kristin Stewart is still somehow finding acting jobs.
Idk how I got here but I'm pleasantly impressed
Ayala
You guys lucked out by watching the best one of the series. I had to suffer through all of them.
I imagine the Voldemorturi have their own private jets, and, yes, I insist on picturing them travelling in those robes.
Was this movie the first instance of digitally de-aging an actor? If it was, they did it to a 5 year old girl so that she could be a creepy baby. What a groundbreaking film!
I was hoping the final battle would be a rugby match using the baby. They had that big open field, and it would be more sophisticated than just ripping heads off without any rules like they did in the movie.
The truly baffling part is that Breaking Dawn Part 1 was even less eventful.
I'll never get tired of that.