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Jordan Schlansky Compares Conan To A Pork Chop | Team Coco Radio
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2023
- Conan embraces his status as a pork chop, a great American meat. Plus, Conan wonders if Jordan would agree to be castrated for a bit on the show.
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After this segment, I am now 100% convinced Jordan is a comedy writer
Well he has been a producer on a comedy show for about 30 years
@@Butterratbeeclose to, yeah. I think he joined somewhere in the timeline of '95-'98. I'm leaning towards '95 because Robert Smigel said Schlansky approved a triumph remote in one of the team Coco podcasts
@@Butterratbee Yea but what does he do?
@@jkap34 yeah I’m not sure of the exact time but he was definitely there in 95, theres a picture of them on a boat from 95
@@Joshua-zi5wp He does varies tasks
Jordan "happy to go along with any premise" Schlansky never disappoints. God bless him
I love that he is virtually unembarrassable. It enhances the hilarity. Good on him.
Any premise except for castration. Even if you surprise him.
I think Conan secretly enjoys the intellectual premises Jordan throws out. They’re both nerdy in a great way
@@TheDanification Its also easier to play off more intellectual topics being silly or over the top mean
Jordan: I am this beautiful piece of meat, from a castrated bull in the tuscany
Also Jordan, without anyone asking: You would be a curled up pork chop
I actually think it’s completely fair for him to say that about Conan, because if I was him I would assume that Conan was about to insult him. And I’m basing that on every segment they ever did together
Also Jordan: no judgment though 😂
He's so pretentious lol
@@Butterratbee ah, thats a fair point. Lol
Be that as it may, old curled up Pork-Chop still has his testies (testies-testies-testies), so🤷♂️...
@@florianadolf2256 testes
"I think I said testes... testes... Testes." - a totally normal person.
Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3.
The joke is “testes, testes, 1, 2, ….3?!”
The robot needs a reboot
Need the gestures too lmao
Next time I do a mic test I’m going to say “testes testes testes.”
4:18 “I didn’t say you’re 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 pork chop, I said you’re 𝙖 pork chop.” Excellent save, Jordan. 😂
2:43 Unfortunately for him, recorded video exists
😂😂
Thing is he did say it 😂😂
Which is hilarious, because earlier he did say he was that pork chop.
😂😂😂
I think we can all agree Jordan prepares his testes in various ways.
Don't forget he can smell the soto bosco in wines.
He certainly has a detailed preference for the testes he wants in his mouth.
Chill that's a personal matter
His testes are lost in Italy
I want to hear about the artisanal talc he uses and the method he uses to lightly dust them.
Everything Jordan says makes complete sense, but the way he says it is totally insane. Everything Conan says is totally insane, but the way he says it makes complete sense. Together they are an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force.
This is so well put 🤌
This makes a strange amount of sense
@@stoops120682 Actually it amounts to a whole lot of strangeness.
This is beautifully put. They almost speak the same language, but the slight differences are enough to create a complete, hysterical barrier. It’s out of this world!
This is the kind of conversation you get when you let that intrusive thought take over.
Somehow, "intrusive thought" covers both Jordan AND Conan perfectly.
There's this thin line, where it pushes through into obsessive behaviour... and from there it's only a short stroll into the realms of Hannibal Lector's cooking show...😬😆
@@patricklopez1799those aren’t intrusive thoughts. please for the love of god stop unintentionally stigmatizing and stereotyping people’s actual mental disorders. !! intrusive thoughts are repetitive, distressing, and go against your morals. they aren’t quirky thoughts or jokes in your head. and making jokes like this reinforces this incorrect idea. it’s extremely harmful to actual sufferers.
@@Justhppy2behere they're called jokes, and not serious ones at that. Relax, Francis.
I love how he answers questions nobody asks lol
He's in his own world. Lol
😂😂😂 Never has a more true statement been made. Completely agree about his unwarranted responses are the best. Lol
I also love how he answers questions somebody asks lol
Jordan answers questions in various ways
😂😂😂
The chemistry is unchanged even after so many years of them working together. This is uncanny.
If anything, it even gains in terms of the sheer explosive force of this specific chemical inter-personal reaction, lol 😂😂😂
They're like the couple who are now separated but are better as friends than lovers and the chemistry is still there. With Conan as the prickly, whiny former wife and Jordan as the emotionally-dead former husband.
You might want to look into what uncanny means. There is nothing uncanny about their chemistry staying the same. Two people having a consistent relationship is basically the opposite of uncanny.
*unlike the meat from a castrated European bullock...😂
@@mediocreman2We found another Jordan everyone!!
Jordan came in locked and loaded 😂
Right... "cocked and loaded" would be the wrong expression here. What with Jordan being that Tuscan bullock beefsteak that he is, obviously🤷♂️...
These two never disappoint
Its These
@@miguelmelchior986 Is it?
@@miguelmelchior986 thanks
@@atenachos6282 You know nothing, these world is not for you.
@@miguelmelchior986 Enlighten me.
“Choperooni? Is that the plural of choperino?” Jordan is hilarious and self aware lmao
Yep I caught that too lol. Love the guy
“I didn’t say you were the pork chop, I said you were a pork chop”
I love him so much
Which is odd because he actually did say he was that pork chop.
"It's possible you haven't been properly scored and you turn in some flailing motion which I call feeble" is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard
The level of shade, oh my god 😂
I think Jirdan said 'fetal position,' not 'feeble.'
@@makeadifference4allhe did, but he said that before he said the sentence musiqa quoted
Conan’s exasperated “Okay” after Jordan’s pork chop speech is a short summation of their relationship.
Whatever happened to make these two meet in the first place I’m happy. Because anytime they are together they are absolutely hilarious.
Look up Jordans first appearance Conan.
Writer's strike!
I love how Jordan claims that he’s not being derogatory towards Conan, but all the adjectives he uses are clearly derogatory 😂
Yep Jordan is good at the double talk. He thinks that if he's serious enough people won't challenge him on his lies. Actually it's a common tactic with highly insecure people.
@@mediocreman2you realize that this is comedy and both Jordan and Conan are in on the bit together right? It seems like this might have gone over your head
I remain convinced that Jordan is one of the funniest people in the world, and the small bits of him that we get every now and then makes it even better. Too much of him would probably be too much, but this is just perfect.
this is the single greatest conversation I've heard in days.
I cannot possibly describe the joy these two bring me.
Jordan is amazing at staying on the rails when Conan is throwing him curves. Love their dynamic!
Better yet, it backfires and Conan is the one who then becomes derailed 🤣🤣
The debates between these two never gets old we NEED more of these video.
Legendary 😂😂
This relationship is something else. I like how all the staff have to cover their face in laughter.
And that line “What if we surprise you?“ Like a surprise castration! 🤣
It’s been almost twenty years.. and this duo still has never once created anything less than comedic gold that makes me laugh out loud. More Jordan Schlansky please
Imagine walking into the room at the 5:15 mark and only hearing that part of the conversation. Absolutely amazing.
😅
These two are the modern day Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Just incredible chemistry despite being polar opposites
There's literally a room full of some of the best comedy writers out there and this guy cracked them all up repeatedly
Greatest comedy duo of all time. Their chemistry is so effortless
True. Plus, if we want to keep it in the terminology of chemistry, I must say that I always thought of Jordan as some kind of catalyst to a pretty hefty reaction of some unknown chemical agents that would otherwise lay completely dormant inside Old Curled-up Porkchop, lol 😂
4:00 “you’re a pork chop 🤷♂️”
Something about this delivery absolutely kills me 😂
I love how with these two you never know whether it's a bit or if it's reality
Honestly, I think Jordan would take the castration if the surprise was held in Italy with a proper cup of espresso before and nice Italian dinner with 'moist' forest wine after😂
Jordan's real problem is that Conan would not provide him with a properly licensed italian castrator. It would ruin such a perfect piece of meat.
Apennine Mountain Oysters
☝️That wine has to pair well with bore, though. Just saying...
@@florianadolf2256 and yes, we do mean bore, not boar!
If it was done in Italy, because its authentic Italian then of course he would!
Jordan is a absolute legend!!😂😂😂😂
Jordan's Pork Chop comment was dripping with disdain and condescension, Jordan is hilarious.
Love how Jordan says everything so confidently without stuttering
Jordan just used this opportunity to say “testes” multiple times without sounding ridiculous
Jordan wants you to know that it's spelled "testes". It's OK though; there's no judgement.
@@johnl.7582 Jordan just gave me a 20 minute lesson on the spelling of testes and it’s origin
the singular* of testes is testo
smh
@@HogartHughes 🤣🤣
@@HogartHughes DJ Testo is Jordan's Ibiza touring name.
I cant be the only one who wants even more Jordan Schlanksy. That one hour Q and A was a treasure drove of content!
Agreed. I got in my car and trove down the road listening to it. I would trive all day to hear them.
At least looking at the view counts for the videos... Videos featuring Jordan get a ton more views than other videos.
The rest of Team Coco just dying of laughter in the background never gets old
I still can’t get enough of Conan and Jordan’s conversations
Jordan and Sona are invaluable to this gig. There is no clear point at which you would have too much of them on air.
Amen!
Not sure we have ever seen Jordan and Sona in the same shot though. There is a chance they are the same person.
Sona is just an ordinary person who functions as the laugh track and just ridicules Conan incessantly as his comedic foil. Anyone could do that. Jordan is a unique and very eloquent character.
Matt as well!
This has to be the duo with the best chemistry ever! The best thing about Jordan is seeing him come up with all this stuff while keeping a straight face and how he is trying so hard not to lose it. 😂😂😂
Can't get enough of this combo. I love how Jordan can steal any scene, and that Conan is confident enough in his talents to go with it!
i think it's conan's silliness and Schlansky's anti-silliness clashing with each other that makes it so entertaining
Summed up perfectly
I so miss Conan and Jordan traveling together!!! I’ve watched those episodes multiple times. Jordan and Conan are comedy gold!!!
Seeing jordan in the other podcast without conan coupled with this one makes me realize he’s not playing a character for the camera, he’s playing it for Conan
Jordan is actually very knowledgeable about various things
He’s a smart set o’ testes, that’s for sure!
I lost it when he said that Conan's a pork chop 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan is an endless supply of content
“I’m not making any judgment” with his whole demeanor and rant brimming with judgment 😂😂😂
I hope "Hey! Pork Chop!" becomes the new thing that gets shouted at Conan.
Not a bad idea, but I feel we have to give "there was talk of gerbils!" Its due time
@@LindaC616 That's for the hipster crowd - the Pork Chop shout is for people who wear caps, or those in a hurry.
@@Fantasmister let's run this by Conan and see what he thinks🤣
I think, it's going to be that "testes-testes-testes" kind of thing, shouted three times in a row on the open street (no matter what time of day, obviously)
I'm not done with KEDAKAI! yet
What a blessing to be able to escape the stresses of life briefly to watch Conan and Jordan. The old videos never get old but it’s a real treat to see Conan is still working to help people escape into humor.
the fact that the bull is not castrated is so key as to how Jordan sees himself as a virile man. in his mansion of a mind, he is THE man's man.
No bull!
Of course he sees himself that way, because he is THE man
Well...short man...
Schlaaaaaang™
@@LindaC616 Depends on what century and criteria you are using. If he were to be born in 19st Italy he would be of normal height. (this is Jordanesque response)
LOL! Conan and Jordan together is just magic
Genius. It's not just what Jordan says, it's the brilliant comedic timing of it.
It's incredible they managed to get him on a podcast for this long with all the various duties he has to perform
Jordan's ability to sit there and stare coldly is unprecedented.
Reminiscent of the great Charles Grodin
More Jordan please, keep it coming. We cannot have enough Schlansky.
We need a monthly Conan and Jordan Coffee chat where they go back and forth on discussing how hard a scone should be or which Italian pasta is the best etc….😂
After learning that comedians like Mike Birbiglia actually worked for Jordan in the past, conversations like this make a lot more sense now lol
Its getting harder and harder for jordan to hold his facial expression 😂 the best part of these videos is finding a part where jordan actually smiles at something Conan says even if he doesn't mean to
This is a man who, after every dark lane of conversation he meanders down, I am biologically required to pause the video, digest over every fiber of my being the purest absurdity I've ever heard in my 38 years of life on this planet, laugh until I'm red in the face and, simultaneously, wince and cringe like I'm trying to make diamonds out of my tears of laughter.
This man is G.O.A.T.
I have no notes.
❤
His deadpan (with the occasional merest hint of smirk) just amplifies the brilliant sincere absurdity. He's great.
Yes, what we have been waiting for, the peak entertainment when Jordan is invited to have a conversation with Conan.
Conan joking he was castrated somehow reminded me of the time on his talk show where he compared himself to Glenn Close’s character in the movie Albert Nobbs 🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
I love that Jordan's really the way he is.
Legendary.
Such a specific answer with a detailed explanation lol, I almost choked on my food
The Man! The Legend! Jordan Schlansky!
what if we surprise you
the crew's reaction in the back is everything
Chopperooni, is that the plural of chopperoono? lol love how he slipped that in there. Genius.
I love the cuts to the other people in the room keeling over with laughter
I lol'd so many times. Jordan is fkn genius with his wit and so is Conan. What a pleasure to watch.
I love how they included shots of the entire crew and how they all bent over laughing.
Watching Jordans face light up when talking about the taste of the meat is endlessly entertaining.
Watching the reactions of the team is priceless
We just need a dedicated podcast with just Conan and Jordan. Comedy gold.
Jordan needs his own show
He is nothing without someone to drive the conversation and ask questions. He wouldn't last 2 episodes. No one wants see Jordan alone with no direction or simple social skills. He is strictly reactionary.
Conan needs to have a ‘Weekly Check-in With Jordan Schlansky’ series going on
@@avidadolares you’re right, but also shut up
Right... Still waiting for "Jordan's Castrated Bull-whip" section to finally happen...
Pure comedy gold!! As every single time these two collide!!
Brimming with enthusiasm hahahahaha
Considering Jordan came to the forefront in the last writers’ strike, it’s fitting that he’s getting featured again. I also think that now that actors are on strike, Conan should bring more interns and members of staff on the podcast!
There is a reason why those people are on strike.
Interns and member of staff are not on strike.
MAKE THIS A DAILY THING CONAN. WE DEMAND MORE JORDAN!
Holy ish already a top 5 segment with them I'm in tears 😂😂😂
"Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Castrates A Friend."
Murders a friend
I could just listen to these two talk about anything. Ironically, they complement each other perfectly (while insulting each other beautifully).
Nicely done.👍😊
"You are curled up in the foetal position with your fat cap. You are a pork chop."
There is a strong buddy comedy potential here and I only hope HBO wants to invest in making that happen next.
i would tune in for Jordans Castration....thats a call out from work level event even. I know sometimes the simulcast certain shows or events to movie theaters...id watch that on the big screen
Ok, now they are officially friends, I love this.
Always nice to see The Schlan...that's a nickname I gave him bc it's close to his name on his home planet...
Can we have a sketch (post strike of course) where Conan has to guess who wrote it: Jordan or Chat GPT
It's always funny to me when Americans think Hamburger is a typical American meal.😂
Love Jordan
This is funnier than what writers can come up with.
I swear to God this man is like Captain Raymond Holy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine!!
the moment he started with "ok, i'll go along with that premise" i already know its gonna be good. such a genius.
This is exactly what i needed in my life
Its like the world makes sense when i hear them.
Delicious conversation between these two always
The only positive of writers strikes is Jordan becomes more and more powerful over all of us
Totally digging the new Conan Hairstyle/cut whatever it is here
Chopperooni. Is that the plural of chopperoono? 🤣
From the Netherlands 🇳🇱
I love the chemistry between Conan and Jordan 😂😂😂
My favorite scene is in the Italian restaurant part 1 and 2 where Conan is annoying the F*** out of Jordan..! 😂
It helped me through a lot of hard times .
And I mean that.
Much love from the second best country in the world 🌎
The Netherlands 🇳🇱 😁
I stopped eating meat over 20 years ago and this conversation has me grinning ear to ear.
eat a pork chop tonight to celebrate
@@AstroBear11 maybe thats a sign of some deficiency
Everytime they post a Schlansky video, it has so much higher view count then others. We the people want more Schlansky!