Sick and twisted "Dead Horse Trampoline" by Justin Roth (live)

Horse lovers beware! This is a humorous song that requires a strong stomach while celebrating the imaginative minds of children. No animals or humans were harmed in the writing of this song. This is fiction, although I have been told by many people that they've witnessed this "in the flesh" before. Please leave a comment if you've ever tried it! FYI, I have not. 😂 Please don't let the song inspire you to do such a thing. Gross.
Live at the Bieroc Cafe - McCook, NE - Jan. 9, 2008
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written by Christopher Smith - www.settingfreethesongs.com
Album version on Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/dead...
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DEAD HORSE TRAMPOLINE
In a field near town by the old playground lived the red mare
One day word spread that the horse lay dead on the grass there
So little Skeeter and me had to go and see every detail
To the field we sped and pronounced her dead as a doornail
And boys will be boys if you know what I mean
And there’ was soon to be a dead horse trampoline
Then I did proclaim it would be a shame not to ride here
But from the way she lay there was just no way to get astride her
So up popped Skeeter with a big idear on the spot there
He climbed up top and he started to hop on the old mare
He was hoppin’ up and down and giggling
Yelling, “Look I’m on a dead horse trampoline.”
So I hopped on and I started to sing “Lolly-lolly dead horse trampoline”
Giddy up boing boing
She swelled so big, and she smelled so bad
I couldn’t look her in the face ‘cus it made me sad
So I just jumped higher, tried to have a good time
You cry your way and I’ll cry mine
So then along comes Joe and he says , “You know I’m the boss, see?
So you can both get down ‘cus it’s my turn now you can watch me
Joey jumped so high he let out a cry, Yippee-ya-hoooooooooo
But the mare was so decayed that her ribs gave way…Joe fell straight through
That’s when he gets for bein’ so mean, He was the victim of a dead horse trampoline
She was such a pretty filly in a field of green and then she was a dead horse trampoline
Sorry sorry dead horse trampoline
#funnysong #humor #horse

[@anitadavideduo]

Cool songs you have here in your videos Justin!!

[@NJSatori]

Had the pleasure of seeing/hearing you live in NJ Sat. night! Terrific. We have giggled over and over about this song.. and have shared it with quite a few folks. I can tell you that I wasn't terribly excited when I heard there was an opener for David, but you surprised me and I thoroughly enjoyed your set. I absolutely loved Fatima's waltz! Thanks for the pleasure. Phyllis

[@TunesandTales]

What is this tuning used here? Way cool.

[@justinrothmusic]

Sorry for the delay getting back to you. I need to update my settings to get these comment notifications! The tuning for DHT, from low to high, is: BGDGBD with a standard capo on fret 1 and a drop D (5-string) capo on fret 5. The drop D capo leaves the low string open, ringing down to the standard capo on fret 1. I love this tuning and capo positioning. Let me know if you have any other questions and thanks for listening!

[@TunesandTales]

@@justinrothmusic I'm following on Twitch too. hard to play to bots and crickets (my experience)
Live is best.