No, Thats the entire tree bro, If you got a tree you can make like 70 in a year but if you planting the tree already then yeah expected 20 years in the making 😅
nah, you find someone who sells seedlings instead of sprouting them yourself. modern varieties start fruiting 3-5 years after transplanting and are way shorter than the trees you see on the wild. It's what copra farmers grow.
I've made piece with myself going bald. I'll definitely eat the coconut meat instead. Great video on how to open the coconut and get the meat out hassle free. Definitely a thumbs up.
@@CrimsonGrowlithe fun fact: the same thing happens to real animals, and could you guess what that animal is? One example is tuna They use their speed to pump water into their gills at an amazing rate If they stop, the water won't fill their gills quick enough
speaking as an indian, i do this all the time, but here are a few more tips: at it to bread for a nice flair to taste, its yummy. have very dry skin? use the mixture to moisturize it can also cure chapped lips and if you apply it to hair, let it sit for 3-4 hours, and then wash it out.
There is absolutely no way in hell anybody can stand being in a room with this guy for more than five minutes, and as so, he is always going to be filming himself haha 😂
@Bia Tch And thats where you're wrong. We literally do this in Asia. You Western fucks dont know jack shit so why dont you actually get your facts straight.
@@JinxedEcho444 "Because I picked the strawberry farmer class, I can now grow 99999999999999999999999999999999999999billlionzilliongajillion strawberries and I have 15000000000000000000000000000000000000trillion power."
@@lemonwithadhd Only that much amount of power? You have to use code IH777 when logging into mafia boss survival and get a free legendary hero. After I did that, I chose the class batman and got 7000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 googleplex power. You’re such a god damn noob.
As a Maldivian, I just use the back of a knife thick as a butter knife to cut it in half and use some kind of thing to grind the white part and we eat it mixed with some fish, onion, salt, leaves and roshi
Right when he said “did you know?” I knew I didn’t know
Lmao
P
same
The most Underrated Comment right here
😂😂😂
teacher: "no extra movements!!"
the kids in the back:
True tho
I love when he showed the kids in the back😅
That combined with the sound effects makes every other 2 seconds of this video a shitpost
When has a teacher ever said that
@@infinitevoid227 inner city US? Seems like the only place where a school would be that dystopian
At this point he's gonna tell us how to survive the apocalypse with a plastic straw and some wood
Nah with like an apple or something
@@jasonhalverson1180 yeah
@@jasonhalverson1180nahh prob with a piece of paper
Nah probably with 2 wood and a stick to craft something interesting
Nah he gon teach us how to stop a sun from bursting with like a leaf
"If you hit the coconut with a hammer, the coconut will crack open" Extreme common sense💀
hmmm i thought the hammer will crack not the nut
Come on dude that's not even a big of a deal
@@Bruhmoment-qc5djfr
@@Bruhmoment-qc5djFrr
"coconut meat"
vegans: wait a minute
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO he called it "meat". That's the first time I'm hearing someone call it "meat" 🤣🤣
@@HypnosisBear lol I have heard it called "flesh" before but not meat.
Lesbians: wait a minute
@@orrlicht3718 what is the similarity between vegans and lesbians?
They lack meat
“Remove the meat of the coconut”
Coconut: goodbye little one
damit you ricked rolled me :(
But coconuts don't have meat they are plants
@@theearningcurve9684 metaphor
@@theearningcurve9684 they Are Called Meat bc its the only edible part of the coconut
@@Saling984 I know, I just think it's odd that it's called meat and not flesh. Flesh is used more commonly than meat in fruits and vegetables.
This guy is likely the least wasteful dude on the planet, respect
The definition of “not wasting anything”
* the video starts*
Him: ↗️↖️⬇️↙️↘️➡️⬅️⬆️↪️🔁↩️⤴️⤵️🔃🔄🔀
* you look in the comments *
Your keyboard: Ctrl + C Ctrl + V
True indeed@@brucewillards37
Ong
cant forget the random “🤘” every now and then
He needs to chill out😅
This dude has the overexcitement of a 9 year old who’s first field trip is tomorrow
pretty specific
@@DUCK0H accurate tho
I'd be excited if I was making bank on RUclips 🤷🏽♂️
@@user-os2io9yj4f wouldnt we all
@@ziggazaggar fr
He actually just discovered coconut oil💀
america is coming
@@vachandub9472 wdym
@@akalusion4 he has oil 🦅🦅🦅
Did you just say *oil* 🇺🇸🦅
omg im dumb
Only drink coconut water from the green ones the brown ones dehydrate you.
This guy knows every crafting recipe
without using the green guide book
Bro's a life simulator veteran
@@bettrfastrstrongr1708HE MADE THE GREEN GUIDE BOOK
he's like the walking minecraft wiki
@@DeesDNP he is the green guide book
"To prevent hair loss and cause hair growth"
Me: Casually tries to eat it
I mean, it is 100% edible
I mean, it is 100% edible
Mmmm yumm
Dude it's a actually good side dish in southern india just add a couple of spices then we're good to go
@@dhilipans5412 here in the ph we just add powdered milk or sugar and it's perfect
as an south east asian this is the most unusual way of opening a coconut
You guys use chopsticks?
@@thatguywhoisnotoverthere9117we use a tool
@@thatguywhoisnotoverthere9117we use a tool
@@thatguywhoisnotoverthere9117south East asians are not chinese
@@aermaazlin3249 woooow so your saying asians are not allowed to use chopsticks?!!?
how racist are you?!
this is the most awesome man i’ve seen in this platform thanks for the advice 🙏
I just discovered this guy 2 days ago and he makes me want to be a plant guy 🤣 i been rubbing banana peels on my skin because of him lmao
Me too lol 🤣
Omg I did the same 😂😂😂
why banana peel
Lol
@@thewatertastesfunny oh you haven't seen the g man preparing us for the coming storms banana video?
Fun fact a coconut takes 15-20 years to be fully grown if you want to plant one
No, Thats the entire tree bro, If you got a tree you can make like 70 in a year but if you planting the tree already then yeah expected 20 years in the making 😅
@@sav6526 well... technically if you WANTED to plant a coconut to grow more, you'd have to wait for the tree to grow too 😅
@@sav6526 doesnt look like he has a tree
If fertilized how many left?
nah, you find someone who sells seedlings instead of sprouting them yourself.
modern varieties start fruiting 3-5 years after transplanting and are way shorter than the trees you see on the wild.
It's what copra farmers grow.
Saitama gotta be taking notes
😂
I've made piece with myself going bald. I'll definitely eat the coconut meat instead. Great video on how to open the coconut and get the meat out hassle free. Definitely a thumbs up.
if this guy stops moving he’ll spontaneously explode
Spoink moment.
@@CrimsonGrowlitheis it that Pokémon who dies if it stops jumping?
@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 Yes.
@@CrimsonGrowlithe fun fact: the same thing happens to real animals, and could you guess what that animal is?
One example is tuna
They use their speed to pump water into their gills at an amazing rate
If they stop, the water won't fill their gills quick enough
@@seratarsybagusibrahim5018 sharks, too. that's why they move during sleep
I thought he was going to show us how to grow a coconut tree from the coconut.
Edit: thanks for the likes, first time getting more than 4.
Bahahaha same
Sameee
Same
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same lol
speaking as an indian, i do this all the time, but here are a few more tips:
at it to bread for a nice flair to taste, its yummy.
have very dry skin? use the mixture to moisturize it
can also cure chapped lips
and if you apply it to hair, let it sit for 3-4 hours, and then wash it out.
This guy gives the best tips while being funny and giving such a great and energetic vibe
“How many sound effects do you want?”
Him: “yes”
😂wrd
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing
I’ve started a cult of “dang bro you got the whole squad laughing”
Dang bro, you got the whole squad laughing.
“How many unnecessary sound effects do you want?”
Him: *yes*
Necessary*
Tbf its part of what makes his channel
“How wrong do you want this take to be?”
You : *YES*
@@phoenx8435 I didn’t mean any hate it was just a joke. Calm down 😐
Tmkoc vibes
With the amount of healthy tricks and tips this man has, he must be immortal
Reminder that the water from brown coconuts will dehydrate you quickly
"I paid for the whole coconut, I'm going to use the whole coconut"
Yes every bit of coconut 🥥
@@F2P_player0_0 yes the bittiest of the bit
No he said half of the coconut meat and he didn’t use the husk😢
@@KryptoniteOfficial. no he used the husk as a pot for plants
@@One_TheReal oh, well he didn’t say or show that
This guys blender: “I’ve seen everything, even the unforgivable”
Toaster-
🤨 hmm even the yk
@@thomas_fioriti Indeed
Hardwotk man
"How are you not balding?"
I put coconut in my hair.
It feels weird when you put it on your head remembered that it's made out of your favorite fruit 💀
Not my favorite fruit, it'd be close but the shredded stuff looks like dirty toenails when toasted which takes points off
*This is the real definition of "Never let them know your next move".*
No replies?
true
570 like but 2 replies I want to fix that so here and also have a great day bye!💝💖
Did you know if you grab a child, find the right hole and stick your-
Fking True ! I Agree 💯 👍 Bruv
First time I saw this guy I was like shut up already. Now I'm building a planter in the backyard. Guess he grew on me. No pun intended
I know right. Its fucking infectious.
The moment I saw this guy I thought he was cool
@@Dog_Lover07 No one with a man bun is cool lmao
@@dom._.d6935 wait a damn minute. I'm wearing a man bun as we speak. I'm cool, right?
@@kd_kane9845 surrreee
Bro brought “multi-purpose” to another level💀
Thanks, Brother! I save all your shorts because I KNOW I'll use them someday ❤😊
“Mom, can we buy tons of coconuts?”
“Why”
“I want to make a hair-growth potion”
“did you drink windex again?”
Again?
@@Imdagup he likes drinking windex he think it taste good
why hasnt this comment blown up yet
Why did you drink it before?
@@NotMrDiego it yummy
This dude took “recycle” to a whole new level..
He also thinks earth day is literally every day..
Edit: I’m not saying this is a bad thing
Fr
No its true here in the Philippines we do it here to and it past down generation to generation
At this point, Earth day should be everyday
@@burgerlover57 agreed
earth is dying anyways. we should do something
Man ain’t leaving no crumbs with that Coconut hack
Bro doesn’t waste a single part
Respect
i wanna see a alternate perspective of someone recording him from the back while he’s recording one of these videos
thicc
With no audio
Omg yes
There is absolutely no way in hell anybody can stand being in a room with this guy for more than five minutes, and as so, he is always going to be filming himself haha 😂
This should be a genre
"How much movement do you want in a video?"
"Yes"
T R U E
No. Just no.
"gently tap around the coconut with a hammer youll start to see a crack forming" thanks sherlock
When you weren’t sick yesterday but your sick today and you realize you took being not sick for granted
*Makes holes in the eyes*
Vecna: "ah yes do tell."
Out of pocket😭😭😭
Lmao stranger things eh
Very cultured, this one.
I understood that reference
True
“Grab the coconut meat”
Coconut: 😏
“And chop it up into little bits”
Coconut: 😨
It went from AYO to imma call the police
😆
😭
Rip
I'm died
Why is Lin-Manuel Miranda shouting at me about coconuts? hahahahah
This is the most efficient guy I've ever seen
One day, this man will create the cure for cancer with rocks and sand.
He won't
But he is gonna be the last one standing in a zombie apocalypse 💀
lol
@@NicholasGoatifiFanFor real for real
Bro’s gonna survive WW3 by throwing supercharged grenades he made with some damn rocks
Prevent nuclear war with grape skin or something
My guy really unlocked all crafting recipes known to man.
Casual Minecraft player:
RUclips asked me to rate your comment so you got max rating
if i had a penny for every knowledge he had then i be a millionaire
Bro is crafting new potion
Bro needs to take a break from Minecraft...
You've got serious acting chops!
This guy will be our future science teacher
*Instructions unclear, the coconut is chasing me with a knife*
Ya had to kill it first mate
Lol
It could be worse.
The coconut could be chasing you with an axe instead.
What’s inatructions?
Use a gun then maybe they'll stop, maybe hopefully they won't chase u with a gun
Is it only me still expecting that he will grow the coconut even after the blender??? 🙃
this is funny
Yes
Me too
ike sameee
Yea, me too😂
I swear i thought he was gonna say "after you got half of the coconut meat, eat it"
Bro has almost as much sound effects as a Johnny Test episode 💀
"gently tap around the coconut with the hammer"
* hits it in the speed of light *
*proceeds to crack the coconut out of existence*
It is fast in the video but in reality he hits it gently
@@skyworthandroidtv4284 Must be obvious day in camp stupid
@Sassy Sisters 😂
@@skyworthandroidtv4284 - someone who didnt get the joke
“Make some holes in the eyes.”
“Take out the coconut meat.”
Vegans: *my life was a lie...*
Edit: there you are, happy now?? 😑
vegan teacher wants revenge
Did you know if you grab a child, find the right hole and stick your-
@PixelElectronX wait till they hear about this meat in yo mouth
Nice stolen comment
@@Fizzitic you must suck having at parties
Hey man I love your videos so much natural things that u do I really like that ❤❤
bro's moving like he's gonna explode if he doesn't stop moving 💀😭🙏
“ grab a coconut and make some holes in the eyes”
congrats you now have a bowling ball
Lol!
Lol
Lol
Please stop saying lol
@@stealyoursupplies no lol
This editing is like a visual representation of what it's like to have ADHD
As someone with adhd.. YES
i have adhd and odd and me and everyone i know agrees
Hopefully ur not drugged up on adderal
Can confirm
As someone who also has ADHD, I'd say this is a slight exaggeration, but still kinda true
The instant blue said “did you know” I already know I don’t know
copied
bro described how the native americans never wasted any parts of an animal after killing one
This guy is the definition of “never let them know your next move”
Coconuts
For real
“How many sound effects do you want?”
creative explained: “yes”
Edit: how the heck did i get 1.2k likes in 2 days
Why do people still do this joke its not funny anymore
@Bia Tch And thats where you're wrong. We literally do this in Asia. You Western fucks dont know jack shit so why dont you actually get your facts straight.
@Bia Tch have you atleast tried them?
This joke ain’t funny no more bruv😂
@Bia Tch 1. He isn’t showcasing any products, not an influencer. 2. These work lmao
this had more sound effects than a johnny test episode
POV: you are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
This dude saved the whole planet just by being born
XD
Fr tho 💀💙😊
Fr chain
Fr
Fr
bro is gonna be a survival expert, he gon find a singular strawberry and make an empire with it
Exactly
Game advertisements be like:
@@NACJAC69420 oh mah lawd lmaooooo- true tho,
@@JinxedEcho444 "Because I picked the strawberry farmer class, I can now grow 99999999999999999999999999999999999999billlionzilliongajillion strawberries and I have 15000000000000000000000000000000000000trillion power."
@@lemonwithadhd Only that much amount of power? You have to use code IH777 when logging into mafia boss survival and get a free legendary hero. After I did that, I chose the class batman and got 7000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 googleplex power. You’re such a god damn noob.
“Gently tap” as he proceeds to bash it hard 💀
this man somehow found use out of every single part of a coconut
If I'm ever stranded on an island, and I had to choose one person to help me survive, I think I'd choose this guy
Same lol
fr
If I’m ever stranded on an island I won’t use a coconut on my hair.
Nah man I'd choose Donny dust
So you'll starve but have nice hair lmao.
"coconut meat''
All the vegetarians: "get out''
😂😂😂
Lmaoo
Im gonna die lol🤣🤣🤣
Everyone bullies vegetarians without realising them and vegans are different.
@@darkmatter9643 same shit vegans are just stricter with what they don’t eat
bro just made a whole ecosystem with a coconut
i love this man’s enthusiasm
“How many hand movements do you want.” Him “yes”
him: coconut meat
Vegan teacher: scrolling threw shorts*
Vegan teacher: COCONUT MEAT
Vegan teacher: EXCUSE MEEE !!!!!
Lmfao, also I'm your 69th like
@@whitechocolate6803 pov you didn’t know you blew up over night
@@whitechocolate6803 😡 lucky
It’s terrifying how easy it is to compare the coconut to a person
Did this with my friend. It was good, but shame i had to use him instead of a coconut.
"Dont throw the sock under the bed!" "Instead do this!"
Put it in an artificial womb to begin the growing process!
Do what?
"You wanna get the nut and pry it open then get the seed put the seed in watter for 2 hours this will hydrate it"
AAYYYYO
@@eatsyourfuckingfleshatnigh1050 ngl that actually sounds something he would say
“Make some holes in the eyes”
Instructions unclear,I am not sure how I’m typing this right now
Look man, guilt doesn't stop you from typing and I forgive you for blinding me.
Actually wait, how am I typing this?
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING IN THE EXACT SAME FORMAT BROOOO
I'm disappointed of this era...
@@6fejmk 👴
-Lewis Kennedy 2022
@@Americanpsycho98 lmao
Bro is the Smart Useful Coconut Master💀
This guy is surviving the zombie apocalypse
As a Jamaican I so wanted to use the blended coconut milk to make rice and peas.
Same
yeah me to
Same
True. That's the first thing that come to mind bro
A proved😊
This man is a literal crafting table
😂
Underrated comment 🤣🤣
He lives in Minecraft I feel sorry for him😔
@@natashabeasley6204”you cant sleep right now, there are monsters nearby”
💀💀💀
When I heard him say poke the eyes I thought he was gonna make the coconut alive😂😂
The person in the back when he said "leave it for 20 mints" realized very late that he was actually filming😂😂😂
“Dumbledore asked calmly”
Lol
@pizzadonut107no he's aggressively passive
THE NEXT VIDEO WAS A HARRY POTTER VIDEO
DID YOU-
See my apple juice😊
Nah how do I get this joke without watching or reading any Harry Potter media?????
"Make some holes in the eyes"
*i felt that*
Ayo
@@ghostperson439 hopefully there aren't any pins around
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those seedlings at the end look familiar. I know most seedlings of all plants look alike, but I think I know what those are
I love this guys energy
The man planted weed seedlings 😂
Yeah thats what i thought i had to watch a second time. After looking very close that is 100 percent weed babys😂
😂 Johnny pot seed
I was 10 minutes in looking for this comment lol
This guy literally just made a coconut chutney and applied on his head 😂
Yea
Exactly my thoughts 🤣
Yep
Would that be effective? never heard apply coconut itself only oil
Chutney killed me i know what it means cus i know urdu
I imagine him having a makeshift lab in his backyard that he uses to compete with large brands of beauty products
Bro didn't want to waste a single bit of the coconut
“You can drink the coconut water, or-“
Me: *drink coconut, regret coconut.*
114 likes with no replies? Lemme change that
114 likes with no replies? Lemme change that
173 likes, with 3 replies? lemme fix that
198 likes, but 4 replies? Let me fix that
290 likes and 5 replies? Lemme fix that
Me who looks at my bald dad: “I found something that would get your hair back”
You still there?
*Proceeds to stab his eyes with a screwdriver**
@@xiplication lmfaooooo
magic
Chinese chicken poop. Order it online
Bro teaches me better than school tbh
As a Maldivian, I just use the back of a knife thick as a butter knife to cut it in half and use some kind of thing to grind the white part and we eat it mixed with some fish, onion, salt, leaves and roshi