Mortal Kombat Annihilation - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Extended Episode for your enjoyment! The Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the horror that is Mortal Kombat Annihilation!
    Originally aired on November 18, 2008.
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  • @GalaxEGame
    @GalaxEGame 7 лет назад +681

    To give the movie credit, at least it portrays the Shao Khan fight accurately. You getting trapped in a corner and him annihilating you before you can retaliate

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 9 лет назад +198

    "Fuck you! Get your ass in there, Thor!"
    Kinda ironic when you think of how badly Raiden fucked everything up in Mortal Kombat 9.

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness 8 лет назад +5

      +CitizenKahne1992 No kidding

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 8 лет назад +5

      Hah. Poor Raiden

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 2 года назад +2

      I don’t blame him

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 2 года назад +2

      Two thirds of the kast end up as zombies, and by the time of MK11, time had to be reset. THAT is how bad Raiden screwed up in MK9.

    • @lucasdiazjr5679
      @lucasdiazjr5679 2 года назад +1

      I enjoy going back to these I've always pondered tho does he not knows zero an scorpion game lore for him not to know the second sub zero

  • @cooldude2027
    @cooldude2027 5 лет назад +416

    Sub- Zero’s brother is actually canon, the story is that he was killed by Scorpion, he became Noob Saibot while his brother became the new Sub-Zero

    • @sw9458
      @sw9458 4 года назад +29

      bi han the original sub-zero (probably spelled his name wrong)
      and the bane of my childhood when he teamed up with cyber smoke

    • @drmixer826
      @drmixer826 4 года назад +15

      For a guy who is faithful to the sourse martials,he barely know about the mortal kombat characters

    • @drmixer826
      @drmixer826 3 года назад +8

      @Mardusflame I just saying that because the nostalgia critic goes apeshit with moments like this.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 года назад

      that made me laugh at 15:43

    • @xrybl45tx12
      @xrybl45tx12 3 года назад +3

      F A C T S

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 7 лет назад +270

    The guy who played Johnny Cage refused to be in this movie for even 5 minutes? Wow!

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад +19

      Eric Stevenson And the rest of the originals ran before hand 😂😂😂

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 лет назад +8

      Did they not have contracts that obligated them to be in a sequel? That’s usually the case in Hollywood contracts

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад +8

      Poever Normally actors can turn down certain roles in their contracts but will end up in another movie that's not of their choice.
      That's how Sean Connery ended up in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - and he was so unhappy the movie was delayed through fighting with the director and he actually blames it for being his last movie ever! 😂😂😂
      Alot of actors end up in bad movies because they turned down say 3 movies and have to do the 4th.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад +4

      Stefano Pavone It depends on the contract you sign I guess (small companies or Disney would be different obviously), but if you're a big time actor then you'd need a movie company you trust to have a few movies lined up for you to keep the cash flowing.
      Good movies hopefully 😂
      You just have to be careful you don't end up black listed by Hollywood - yes that is a thing.
      Stunned the heck out of me.
      Or worse - type cast and the work dries up.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад

      Stefano Pavone agreed

  • @ajperez4320
    @ajperez4320 8 лет назад +777

    "I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie" he said, reviewing MORTAL KOMBAT

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 6 лет назад +78

      The only problem is, the fight scenes in this movie is underwhelming beyond compare.

    • @vhscrust7872
      @vhscrust7872 6 лет назад +28

      Mizuki Hozakai This is *one* problem, not the only xD

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 лет назад +36

      The difference being that the fight scenes in the first one made sense. They’re plot centric being matches in a TOURNAMENT. There is NO tournament excuse in this one.
      Not to mention the fighting is subpar and basic, having a minimum of three punches and two kicks each. AND THEY ARE FAT WASTES OF TIME!!

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 5 лет назад +8

      but its starting to get annoying. Not even Campaign in later games have that much fight scenes

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 5 лет назад +1

      I think that may have been the issue of making a movie about a fighting game back then, ya had no idea what the hell to do outside the fight scenes!

  • @mickeycameron3945
    @mickeycameron3945 8 лет назад +458

    People say Doug is ignorant about MK, but look at the random shit they threw into this movie.
    Like that stupid twist of Raiden and Shao Kahn being brothers. Or Shinnok being their dad. Or Jade being a bad guy and trying to seduce Liu Kang. Or Jade being Asian, for that matter. She's supposed to be black. Doug sure got more right than these writers did!

    • @LighttoneGryphStar
      @LighttoneGryphStar 5 лет назад +41

      The funniest part of about that. It took me a few years to realize, holy shit Shinnok was in this movie. Heck, you literally get barely two lines about the dude's name and they are so quick that I actually only caught it because I just happened to have the subtitles on one time.

    • @DaGameGuy
      @DaGameGuy 5 лет назад +50

      So going by this movie, Raiden and Shao Kahn are brothers, both sons of Shinnok, which means Centerion is their aunt, and Kronika is their grandmother. What a fucking family picture.

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 5 лет назад +28

      *THAT WAS SHINNOK?! WHAT WERE THESE WRITERS ON?! DID THEY EVEN PLAY THE GAMES??!!!*

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 5 лет назад +24

      I don't think he knows that there are actually two Sub-Zeros and they're both brothers or that Scorpion is a Phantom.

    • @eifary9887
      @eifary9887 4 года назад

      @Yessica Donayre in the original arcade she wasnt even darker. It came with the n64 and playstation ports

  • @ciarangrainger2465
    @ciarangrainger2465 9 лет назад +101

    15:44 That is one of the reasons why I'll miss Bhargav! That bit is still one of the funniest scenes in the whole show.

    • @scorchx3000
      @scorchx3000 3 года назад +8

      I laughed when he leans into the frame to watch the fight and Doug shoves him back out again.

    • @LauraSusanJohnson
      @LauraSusanJohnson 3 года назад +6

      I howled when the guys kept coming back, Bargho, ?, and it was so hilarious how Rob just kind of floated up from behind Doug wearing this shit-eating grin. The dirty little kitty thing was too much 😆😆😂😂

  • @sdc3536
    @sdc3536 9 лет назад +168

    Biggest problem with this movie is that they just tried to throw as many characters in it as possible without any rhyme or reason. A character would show up, and then disappear never to be seen again.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 6 лет назад +9

      Its almost like they filmed fightings before writing the script so they have to conected this characters from nowhere !!!

    • @ghostfac3182
      @ghostfac3182 6 лет назад +8

      1997residente like nightwolf lol.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад +9

      I agree - so many characters that had no purpose in this movie at all.
      They should have stuck to the most popular handful only and used them.

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 6 лет назад +10

      Hell. Rain, who is a demigod with water and lightning powers and a badass roundhouse kick, got knocked into a pit and died very early in the movie by Shao Khan.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +1

      They really did try to cram every character into the movie. Remember Kabal and Stryker's roles?
      Rain : "Two of earth's best warriors have already been taken. Kabal and Stryker."

  • @LobsterOfDeath
    @LobsterOfDeath 7 лет назад +101

    From 14:53 this is probably my single favorite moment in all nostalgia critic, I never seem to grow tired of this

  • @kainhighwind2
    @kainhighwind2 7 лет назад +61

    "YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M LIU KANGRY!" is a total classic. I always crack up at it.

  • @mayormccheese2641
    @mayormccheese2641 8 лет назад +87

    To clarify- Sub-Zero and his younger brother were both in the Lin Kuei clan. They both had long and had to pronounce names, long story short, and decided to go by the name of Sub-Zero. Scorpion was killed, and then came back as a skeleton demon. But this new Sub-Zero is a brother of the original. It's the same storyline in the games.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 года назад +1

      I don't mean to sound like a pompous jerk on this one, but I didn't think this plotline was too hard to follow.

    • @robertlauncher
      @robertlauncher 2 года назад +3

      @@loneronin6813 The movie never explains any of that, though. Should be noted you’d had to have read a manual or I guess nowadays, played MK 2011

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm Год назад

      Yup. Found out through the games that the OG Sub Zero was responsible for thr murder of Scorpians people, or in the true case, Quan Chi. Subs murdered, and his brother takes his place as leader of thr clan. But Scorpian moves his revenge on the brother. Also, the OG Sub Zero becomes Noob Sabat. Then there's Frost, and Scorpian forgives Sub Zero. And a bunch of other stuff.

  • @irvinreyes669
    @irvinreyes669 8 лет назад +61

    This whole time I thought Johnny Cage was the same actor from the first movie? They look very similar and alike.

  • @GohakuX
    @GohakuX 9 лет назад +1338

    Nostalgia Critic's hair is now simply migrating from his head to his face :3

    • @RamtroStudios
      @RamtroStudios 9 лет назад +94

      ***** He keeps that hat on too much, so they're moving to his face to get some light.

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 9 лет назад +9

      He certainly hinds it well come review time.

    • @jonathanjacobs1870
      @jonathanjacobs1870 9 лет назад +15

      ***** The technical term is a "retreating" hairline

    • @martymcfry4585
      @martymcfry4585 9 лет назад +12

      jonathan jacobs lol is receding hairline not retreating

    • @jonathanjacobs1870
      @jonathanjacobs1870 9 лет назад +5

      Dead Reign I like my way better lol.

  • @jherroddozier8673
    @jherroddozier8673 7 лет назад +452

    fun fact the budget in this movie was higher than the first movie

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 лет назад +96

      Wow. They had a better budget but had worse special effects, worse costumes and overall a worse movie. That's impressive!

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 5 лет назад +45

      It certainly doesn't show.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 лет назад +31

      Definitely doesn’t LOOK it. I’d believe the first movie had a bigger budget with that Goro effect

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 лет назад +22

      @@tafua_a forgot to mention how they couldn't even afford to keep 3 actors from the first film that all played significant roles. That's 3 of the 5 heroes replaced from the first (far superior) film.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 5 лет назад +19

      @@amyschildgamerlive4519 Makes you wonder where all of that "better budget" went...

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 6 лет назад +62

    Scorpion is basically an immortal hell spawn that is constantly revived

    • @michaelgrand346
      @michaelgrand346 3 года назад +1

      Mk11

    • @franktruth9639
      @franktruth9639 2 года назад +3

      And Sub Zero actually DOES have an older brother in MK Canon who got resurrected as Noob Saibot................but was that a thing back in the 90s?

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 2 года назад +3

      Which has not been established IN THE MOVIES. As someone who's only watched the movies, its not surprising the Critic would get confused.

    • @Martialartfruituser
      @Martialartfruituser Год назад

      @@GeneralKenobi75 But how could you not know? In the first film Scorpion removes his hood to show off a skull head. I don't know about you, I look at that and think undead. Also, pupiless eyes

  • @ethansloan
    @ethansloan 8 лет назад +151

    Christopher Lambert was so desperate to not do this film, that he agreed to do Beowulf. Possibly the only movie that can make this look competent. Seriously, Doug: you should review Lambert's Beowulf. It's unbelievable.

    • @Reaper-ii8ou
      @Reaper-ii8ou 8 лет назад +12

      i love that version of Beowulf !!!!!! its a fun movie, guilty pleasure lol

    • @alejandrosolano6891
      @alejandrosolano6891 8 лет назад +3

      Yep, weird movie.

    • @Barbayat79
      @Barbayat79 8 лет назад +16

      Me, too - the movie is so awful but sooo much fun to watch :D

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 7 лет назад +13

      please, Highlander V makes both those movies like oscar-winning masterpieces of the ages XD

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 3 года назад +1

      The Christopher Lambert Beowulf movie is so bad but in an entertaining way. I remember the head of the castle's guard force had a really weird outfit that caused me to dub him, "Captain Codpiece." XD

  • @AudreyAdz
    @AudreyAdz 9 лет назад +242

    in simplest terms;
    sub zero is sub zero's brother. they have the same name.
    scorpion is a spectre of hell and therefore cant die.

    • @AudreyAdz
      @AudreyAdz 9 лет назад +27

      karlie kretchmer No, Sub Zero's NAME is Kuai Liang and he was killed by Scorpion. Kuai Liang then adopted the name "Noob Saibot" after having been sent to the Netherrealm (not outworld). Sub Zero's name is Bi Han and he's Kuai Liang's brother. Bi Han seeks revenge against Scorpion for killing his brother. Get it right, friendo.

    • @slothsgyoza
      @slothsgyoza 9 лет назад +45

      Kuai Liang is actual the younger brother that we see as sub-zero now. Bi Han was killed by scorpion, and then turned into Noob after death. Get it right, friendo.

    • @AudreyAdz
      @AudreyAdz 9 лет назад +11

      Amigo Pancho did i mix up the names? fuck, fair enough. but i was completely correct about everything i just mixed up the names.

    • @morrays1996
      @morrays1996 9 лет назад +1

      +gage lamb Damn you put dude to shame. Right on bro

    • @AudreyAdz
      @AudreyAdz 9 лет назад +1

      ***** The first movie isn't canon

  • @wetvein4908
    @wetvein4908 9 лет назад +67

    Dexter's dad is Raiden? That explains a lot.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 5 лет назад +111

    Critic: *Watches movie based on fighting game*
    Also Critic: “I seriously can not believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie!”

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 года назад +2

      Dumbass

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 года назад +10

      @@mathunit1 he's not wrong though... still it seems like NC didnt do his homework on Mortal Kombat.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 года назад +1

      @Samir Adams possibly, he should've made himself clear who he's calling a dumbass.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 года назад +8

      Seriously, if you thought the old games or this movie had a lot of fighting, check out the reboot trilogy! Both 10 and 11 in particular threw in every excuse for characters to fight ever. The difference is that these fight scenes aren't very good, so I can see why Doug would get frustrated.

    • @deuce5546
      @deuce5546 2 года назад +2

      The fights in this movie are all bullcrap so it's justified.

  • @lewjones3
    @lewjones3 6 лет назад +43

    Raiden sounds like he voice overs crime documentaries ...

  • @FacelessDeviant
    @FacelessDeviant 9 лет назад +147

    Um. Sure this movie is bad, but commenting on how a Mortal Kombat movie has too many fight scenes seems... strange to me.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 6 лет назад +22

      I wouldn't mind this movie having so many fight scenes, the only problem is that a lot of them are poorly edited and completely bloodless.
      Not to mention the abysmal CGI special effects.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +8

      Netherrealm games have realized that when you put so many fight scenes in a 10 minutes, its starting to get annoying.
      When you watch Action movie, Action movies need calm 10 minutes at least, to calm you down and interest you in the story.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 4 года назад

      If you come to Doug for a real review of movies by someone with cinema knowledge, you've made a mistake. He doesn't comprehend movies for shit. I know he is supposed to be funny but.. as an example. In the MK review, he is stating the reasons for the main fighters to enter the contest as well as their backstory. For Liu Kang, he just says.. "bEcAusE hE's aSiAn!" TWICE. Insinuating that he had no backstory and no reason to enter the tournament. Liu Kang was the protagonist, and had more development than anyone. He leaves his people because he doesn't share their beliefs and ideas. He is living in America doing his own thing, until his brother is killed by Shang Tsung in the tournament. He vows revenge and enters the tournament. I haven't seen that movie in 8 years or so.. And remember that much.
      Doug often misdirects his audience, and lies about a scene to be blunt, to make his jokes. CinemaSins does this as well, but way way worse. Oh, to the fanboys, it isn't parody, nor is it satire. It's a lack of creativity and humor.
      If you want comedy mixed with real reviews by level headed experienced people, RLM is your only source.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 года назад

      I don't about that. RLM has it's fair share of problems with criticism.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 4 года назад

      @@fightingmedialounge519" I don't ___ about that?"
      What are you referring to? Are you saying they have problems when people critique their work? If so, where do you come up with this and what does it have to do with them giving knowledge/experience based reviews? Explain your comment so we can understand it please.

  • @DirtPoorWargamer
    @DirtPoorWargamer 9 лет назад +221

    Okay, I know they don't really explain it in the movie, but on the subject of Sub-Zero and Scorpion: Sub-Zero in Annihilation is the younger brother of Sub-Zero in the first movie. After the original dies, the younger brother takes on his mantle (Sub-Zero is a code name after all). And Scorpion was already dead. He was a reanimated soul from Netherrealm in the first movie. You think they couldn't do it again?
    The surprise you show for the number of fight scenes in a movie based on a *fighting* game is also kind of amusing.

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 9 лет назад +10

      Wells Yeah they never reveal the brother´s real names so it gets hard to follow if you don´t know the games.Then again i don´t think the early games did either

    • @honestred7600
      @honestred7600 9 лет назад +5

      I also would like to add that Sindel looks so young is because she's Edenian just like Kitana and they live for hundreds of years. I think this is explained in both movies. Also she's a reincarnation.

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 9 лет назад

      Honest Red No it really isnt

    • @honestred7600
      @honestred7600 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Kitana's age is not discussed in the first movie?

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 9 лет назад +2

      Honest Red Not sure,it´s been years. But the fact that they are Edenian and that Edenians live longer however i KNOW it´s not discussed

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 6 лет назад +45

    Oh hey they made Shao Khan use the same cheap ass fighting he uses in the games

  • @velvetsparrow
    @velvetsparrow 5 лет назад +189

    “Because I hated him, he was a douce.”
    Well, considering Bi Han is, well, Bi Han...

    • @DJKO12X
      @DJKO12X 4 года назад +6

      Literally true. Especially his edgy self Noob.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад +4

      And his brother is a sweet bean compared to him,heck his brother befriended Scorpion!

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 3 года назад +4

      Very true, Bi Han was a douche waffle of the highest order.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 2 года назад +2

      @@morganyoung3557 Dude was a cold-blooded killer. I think they brought in Kuai Liang just so people can have a Sub Zero who wasn't a complete douche waffle.

    • @frankmarks5135
      @frankmarks5135 2 года назад +1

      @@HolyknightVader999 agreed bi Han was definitely an asshole to me his brother was a more honorable subzero

  • @Moviefan2k4
    @Moviefan2k4 6 лет назад +21

    This is a prime example, of how a sequel should NEVER be done. When you can't get anyone back except for two of the main actors and a single supporting one, that's a huge sign that even a blind person should be able to read as "go home and think again."

    • @ssjgotenks2009
      @ssjgotenks2009 3 года назад +2

      oh and what about 2 fast huh did vin come back no yet it wa stele good movie

  • @Lillian2167
    @Lillian2167 8 лет назад +48

    Scorpion cannot die, he's already an undead spectre or something IIRC. XD

  • @minefilms1122
    @minefilms1122 9 лет назад +115

    rip beard 2003-2008
    oh wait he grew it back?

    • @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst
      @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst 6 лет назад +1

      Aaron
      Wade Winston Wilson AKA Deadpool Merc with the Mouth: I heard about that 60s Batman guy passing away. But watching a passing away tribute for a beard? That's just pathetic!

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 6 лет назад

      Yes, in exchange for the hair on his head

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 5 лет назад

      I guess his beard must be from the mcu

  • @jacobmichalak7321
    @jacobmichalak7321 8 лет назад +20

    I never noticed how accurate that Case on the movie was until now "Destroy all Expectations"

  • @mandalorethemaximum1408
    @mandalorethemaximum1408 7 лет назад +62

    10:06 I don't know who THAT is, but is is definitely NOT Shinnok. Because if it IS Shinnok, then where the hell is Quan Chi?

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 лет назад +5

      Quan Chi is residing in the Mortal kombat cartoon.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 5 лет назад +7

      Mandalore The Maximum _THAT’S_ supposed to be Shinnok?!

    • @Ragan31687
      @Ragan31687 4 года назад +3

      Robert Simon Unfortunately I think so. Elder God. So yeah 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @DJKO12X
      @DJKO12X 4 года назад +2

      Not our Shinnok. He doesnt have the that pointed crown that almost look like his hair.

    • @deltaket6485
      @deltaket6485 3 года назад +1

      Chances are Quan Chi was saved for the next movie that never came.

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 6 лет назад +48

    This entire movie is A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 года назад +3

      Back when Nostalgia Chick was a thing...now she hates that time despite it being my favorite time of her career

    • @Hopium500
      @Hopium500 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnGoetzGaming too bad she's just a worthless sub human now.

  • @its-morbintime
    @its-morbintime 9 лет назад +58

    Oh god, I was laughing at the costumes of the villains in this movie. I mean it looks as threatening and as dignified as a villain that was laughed off the set of a 1960's serial of Doctor Who.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD 6 лет назад +8

      Morbius Fitzgerald Shao Khan's mask reminded me of Skeletor's AWEFUL costume in that Masters of The Universe movie.
      Not threatening.

  • @Shorty_Hutch
    @Shorty_Hutch 9 лет назад +92

    Oh yes! Your a dirty little kitty aren't you! Just a dirty, dirty little kitty, yes you are! You....... Oh.....dear....

  • @barrymk400
    @barrymk400 8 лет назад +72

    VHS? This guy is oldschool.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 8 лет назад +12

      +barrymk400 Because movies as bad as this one have to be watched in their vintage format.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +3

      barrymk400 he’s 35

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 6 лет назад +2

      barrymk400 the movie probably never made it to dvd

    • @artofmore7197
      @artofmore7197 6 лет назад +5

      barrymk400
      Well, he is the NOSTALGIA Critic...

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 6 лет назад +2

      [Unknown] [Name] Doug is 36.

  • @luciferrian2473
    @luciferrian2473 8 лет назад +29

    I love how he makes up explanations for how his other characters also shaved their beards. That's so adorable.

  • @Poever
    @Poever 3 года назад +15

    What Doug didn’t know is that the version of Annihilation released in theaters was really a test screening cut that wasn’t the final edit, because producers at New Line felt it was “good enough” to release

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Год назад +2

      Wait... So there's a version out there that was even worse??

    • @SFNDMK
      @SFNDMK Год назад +1

      I guess that may be the version with the lost credit scene that no one cares for

  • @SolidShepard
    @SolidShepard 6 лет назад +20

    Cage was honestly my favorite MC character. I was legit pissed they killed him in the opening when I first watched this movie.

  • @roboguy75
    @roboguy75 7 лет назад +14

    Only thing I'll say is it's actually said in the games how the first Sub Zero died during the tournament in the first Mortal Kombat and became Noob Saibot and later on his brother took the mantle of Sub Zero, as for Scorpion, he can't really die, only be defeated. You can try to kill him all you want, he'll just keep coming back. Aside from that, yeah fuck this movie.

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 5 лет назад +15

    10:46 In the game’s lore, the older brother ended up becoming Noob Saibot.
    12:15 My batteries are not included, motherf***er. Imagine Cyrax saying that in any Mortal Kombat. XD

  • @1800Hernandez
    @1800Hernandez 7 лет назад +12

    "the merger has begun, earth is under attack and IT... IS... GLORIOUS!"
    "I... am... acting! "

  • @dankester5607
    @dankester5607 8 лет назад +7

    This wasn't the first episode of the NC I watched, but it was the one that made this a staple of my internet viewing pleasure.

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 9 лет назад +34

    Wait a minute what did he say?!
    8:06
    . . . So this pathetic follow up, may have literally played a factor in a retcon, that killed off half of the Earthrealm fighters in 9?
    . . . . I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted.

    • @Hugmir
      @Hugmir 9 лет назад +8

      This has just made my morning more special :D

  • @resurrectionist1
    @resurrectionist1 8 лет назад +22

    15:44 MY GOD THIS NEVER GETS OLD

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 9 лет назад +43

    I can't help but wonder........... How would Nostalgia critic look.... with a full beard? X_x

    • @ravensainteve5210
      @ravensainteve5210 9 лет назад

      Dainn Greywall like an even dumber hipster than with his regular growth.

  • @zatchbell622
    @zatchbell622 5 лет назад +8

    I find it funny that, while only a novice at Mortal Kombat, I know the histories of Scorpion, both Sub-Zeros, Cyrax, and Sektor. I’ve only played MK11 for like 2 months lol

  • @finaltouchstudio_
    @finaltouchstudio_ 5 лет назад +20

    19:43 that grunt always gets me 😂

  • @MaelstromTheDemon
    @MaelstromTheDemon 8 лет назад +259

    I can't stop laughing at all the inserted "khans"-
    "KHAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!"
    AH, GODDAMNIT!!!!

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +3

      kaaahn xd

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 6 лет назад +4

      Oh great. That's two more shots I gotta take. Thanks guys.

    • @carltasticdrew9633
      @carltasticdrew9633 6 лет назад +2

      When Kahn is confirmed in MK11

    • @otakumartin4085
      @otakumartin4085 5 лет назад +2

      Carltastic Drew Shao KHAAAAAAN!!!!! Joins the battle!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +2

      Let's have James Kirk sign up for Mortal Kombat. He could at least distract the women.

  • @Pol74698
    @Pol74698 8 лет назад +15

    11:24
    ...
    no comment, just fucking laughter!!
    Real Scorpion:"If you stand in my way, I'll burn you to ashes!/GET OVER HERE!!"
    Annihilation Scorpion:"SUCKEEEEEEEEEEER!!"
    Doug:"Naa-naa-na-naa-naa."

  • @darcanjel7
    @darcanjel7 9 лет назад +32

    The studio was like "Raiden was too fucking cool in the first film. How can we make him suck? We'll change his look, make him more serious, and take away his powers. Genius!!!".

    • @ssjgotenks2009
      @ssjgotenks2009 3 года назад

      dude raiden loses power in out world havbe you paly the dman game mk11 evne poitn tha riadne is wekser in out world

  • @DigenisAkritas116
    @DigenisAkritas116 5 лет назад +8

    Scorpion is ‘alive’ because he is already dead and isn’t killable
    Sub-Zero is still alive because he is his younger brother, Kuai Liang and not Bi-Han

  • @chuck7190
    @chuck7190 Год назад +13

    I miss classic Nostalgia Critic. Bac when times were simpler.

  • @Rhiorrha
    @Rhiorrha 9 лет назад +6

    I LOVE the uncomfortable silence and dodging eye contact as everyone slinks away from perving over the Sonya/Mileena fight scene.

  • @Johnston3384
    @Johnston3384 8 лет назад +46

    Also, Jade's and Millena's reveals. WTF?!

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +15

      The second girl isnt Mileena, Her name is "You Wish"

    • @DJKO12X
      @DJKO12X 4 года назад

      @@AxenfonKlatismrek At least she need to said, "No. I am Mileena." Also Mileena supposed to be seducing Liu Kang instead of Jade seducing him.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад

      @@DJKO12X Liu Kang is dumb huh

    • @DJKO12X
      @DJKO12X 3 года назад

      @@redhood7650 wtf r u talking about? I was talking how they direct that scene.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад

      @@DJKO12X I meant that liu Kang would be think Mileena is her

  • @SoujiMonaru
    @SoujiMonaru 9 лет назад +33

    Nothing against either Malcolm or Tamara (more from you is fine), but I'd love to see Doug do more with Chester and TGWTG in his sketches! You know you can do it, Doug! ^_^

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 9 лет назад +3

      +Souji Monaru And more crossovers with Linkara and/or Angry Joe. Probably just me but...meh. ^_^

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 3 года назад +1

      I think he had issues with their actor.😉😆😎

    • @MILDMONSTER1234
      @MILDMONSTER1234 11 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed I miss his old roster of characters

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 4 года назад +38

    19:19, The way he saids "F**K YOU, get your @$$ in there Thor" always has me cracking up like crazy every single time.
    That really has to be one of the funniest thing I have ever heard say since anything another movie or TV he has reviewed over the past 10+ years.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 2 года назад +2

      Then you play MK9, and Raiden absolutely screws everything up.

    • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
      @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 года назад +1

      @@HolyknightVader999 Huh?

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 2 года назад +1

      @@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Play MK9, and the NC's advice towards Raiden becomes a lot more funny and tragic. "Get your ass in there, Thor!" turns into a macabre joke throughout MK9.

    • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
      @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 года назад +2

      @@HolyknightVader999 Cool

  • @Handington
    @Handington 5 лет назад +9

    One of my favorite review intros ever!

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif 9 лет назад +180

    The opening of this video. *clap clap clap clap*

  • @shanearnold7781
    @shanearnold7781 9 лет назад +31

    Oh, the good old days of NC

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah 8 лет назад +16

    "I don't believe how many fight scenes there are." Ah. Yes. It's incredibly difficult to see why there would be a lot of fighting... in a movie based on a fighting game.
    Dude, there's a lot of nonsensical bullshit in this movie, but the ludicrously choreographed fight scenes are one of the only redeeming qualities. It would have been much better if the runtime actually included a lot more of them.

  • @darkraptor3628
    @darkraptor3628 8 лет назад +17

    OMG - at 9:48 that's Rainer Schoene as Shinnok, the german voice of Optimus Prime and Darth Vader(since ROTS). Awesome!
    This is still one of the worst movies ever created!

  • @ravenvince2
    @ravenvince2 6 лет назад +7

    There are two different Sub-Zeros in MK. The one died known as the orginal. Scorpion can’t die. He just goes back to the Netherealm.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 9 лет назад +8

    15:44 _"Oh, YES, you're a DIRTY little kitty, aren't you? Just a DIRTY DIRTY little kitty. Yes you are, just d-"_
    lol@Bargo.

  • @kaydgaming
    @kaydgaming 7 лет назад +5

    You missed the perfect Kano joke when Liu Kang said his heart belonged to another.

  • @Music-City-Mania
    @Music-City-Mania 6 лет назад +12

    “Oh, that was his brother: 7° C.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nobbynobbs8182
    @nobbynobbs8182 2 года назад +7

    I never walked out of a movie theater during a movie, but this was damn close

  • @BigEOT3
    @BigEOT3 Год назад +3

    [Doug:Scorpion & Sub Zero are brothers?]
    [Liu Kane:I can make that arranged]

  • @AlbertoDSalas
    @AlbertoDSalas 8 лет назад +45

    How did they keep a straight face at 15:44 Jesus christ. I was laughing out loud.

    • @tyleryoung2358
      @tyleryoung2358 5 лет назад +10

      The guy on the right looks like he was gonna crack

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Год назад

      @jotarokujon3832 I thought that they didn’t know he was going to do that, so this was just one take.

  • @NeroCM
    @NeroCM 8 лет назад +39

    "I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie". Well, it is called Mortal Kombat.... so I guess a lot of pointless fighting was guaranteed from the start...

    • @whitherwhence
      @whitherwhence 8 лет назад +2

      Unslaadahsil It also misspelled "combat", it was also doomed to be stupid

    • @melancholyentertainment
      @melancholyentertainment 8 лет назад +4

      +The Doctor. simply The Doctor The games did the same thing with the word combat, and they were great. It's a purposeful creative choice, not an accidental spelling error.

    • @whitherwhence
      @whitherwhence 8 лет назад +2

      Mysterious Enigma I know. It was a joke

  • @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst
    @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst 6 лет назад +12

    Nostalgia Critic looks like a total different person without his bearded goatee.

  • @SpideyFan-onst
    @SpideyFan-onst 2 года назад +1

    the reason why Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage got new actors was because Bridgette Wilson Sampras, who played Sonya Blade, was busy starring in IKWYDLS (I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Linden Ashby, who played Johnny Cage, turned down the role after he read the script. And I don't blame him. and Fun Fact, after Paul W. S. Anderson (director of the first film) saw how terrible Annihilation did, he swore that he would never leave a movie series that he began. Which was why he stayed with the Resident Evil movies for 14 years.

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 года назад +5

    Whenever I hear "Outworld", I think of that moment in the first episode of Morty Kombat when Morty's cooking the burrito in the microwave and sees the Outworld button "I guess that means that this setting is 'Outta this world'"

  • @bigrick5747
    @bigrick5747 9 лет назад +8

    The more I watch this the more I realize how the only people who can fully understand the plot are those who actually know the lore.

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 9 лет назад +57

    That guy without the beard.
    I miss Mati. Wonder how he's doing now?

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 9 лет назад +2

      He died, well, the character did. It was in one of the anniversary specials.

    • @macmario2181
      @macmario2181 9 лет назад +10

      Mati means dead in my country which is coincidence i guess

    • @idkilikestrawberries
      @idkilikestrawberries 9 лет назад +1

      I now wonder what country you are from.....

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 9 лет назад +3

      ***** I miss Bargo too :C

    • @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653
      @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 9 лет назад +5

      Wow, people miss Mati? Excuse me while I go someplace secluded and puke my guts out.

  • @TBrianOnline
    @TBrianOnline 8 лет назад +7

    Omg, so many things wrong with this movie which is a damn shame. I pretty much just liked the music and some of the fights. I just keep hoping that just like the videogames made a great comeback, so will MK get back to a silver screen.
    Btw, with all due respect to James Remar and Brian Thompson, they were a total miscast here. Jeff Meek killed it as Shao Kahn in MK Conquest (and would probably have made a better Raiden here).

  • @DiscoingGD1989
    @DiscoingGD1989 8 месяцев назад +2

    I rewatch the first Mortal Kombat every Halloween (because when I was a little kid, I thought of it as a Halloween movie). It's truly fantastic and Johnny Cage with his zingers is at least half of what makes it fantastic.

  • @Ronnie1992
    @Ronnie1992 6 лет назад +7

    After all this years I still don't get it why NC says Shao Khan dresses like Mcgruff,didn't he wear a typical detective trench coat and fedora hat?🤔

  • @caseyjones8153
    @caseyjones8153 5 лет назад +8

    Both Sub-Zero and his younger brother have the nickname “Sub-Zero”; even in the games.

    • @captainbanjaxavalanche4313
      @captainbanjaxavalanche4313 5 лет назад +1

      Yes and no, older brother Sub-zero became Noob Saibot and his brother took his nickname out of respect.

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 9 лет назад +13

    I for one support ThatOtherGuyOntheNewsOnceCare

  • @BerryTheBnnuy
    @BerryTheBnnuy 4 года назад +5

    I actually like the way Doug looks without a beard...

  • @Groypette
    @Groypette 8 лет назад +2

    I love how doug reads constantly the teleprompter in these old videos

  • @cornholio2055
    @cornholio2055 7 месяцев назад +7

    Is it ironic that the nostalgia critic has become nostalgic?

  • @faze_buendia9514
    @faze_buendia9514 4 года назад +6

    I've always been a fan of the game, ever since super Nintendo and I really love the mythos they've built over the last 12+ games

  • @MisterE80
    @MisterE80 5 лет назад +6

    You forgot to mention that the actors who played Shao Kahn and Jax are different actors from the first as well.

  • @oleksandrpohoreltsev434
    @oleksandrpohoreltsev434 6 лет назад +7

    Moment with a beard is not for the faint-hearted...

  • @ManOnHorizon
    @ManOnHorizon 5 лет назад +5

    20:48 - I love this magic of editting. I almost thought Kitana was about to kiss her mother)))

  • @gatopreto-xq4dd
    @gatopreto-xq4dd 7 лет назад +5

    ´´I cannot believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie`` He realizes it`s a fighting game, does he?

  • @Galaxia53
    @Galaxia53 9 лет назад +34

    He turned into a rubik's cube what!?

  • @cdagyekybcrpaa
    @cdagyekybcrpaa 4 года назад +3

    12:51 the part when the Critic plays the main theme from Lawrence of Arabia always gets me

  • @legoking6165
    @legoking6165 6 лет назад +15

    Is it just me or does Millena sound just like she does in MKX?

    • @MisterX867
      @MisterX867 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao yeah I can hear the resemblance

    • @kirakiryu1020
      @kirakiryu1020 5 лет назад +2

      MisterX867 Or see it. Seriously, where are the Baraka teeth?

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 5 лет назад +1

      Ditch the mask, we need to see the teeth!

  • @seaweed7640
    @seaweed7640 7 лет назад +11

    don't worry them being brothers isn't canon

    • @obsidianwolf3756
      @obsidianwolf3756 7 лет назад

      whom?

    • @seaweed7640
      @seaweed7640 7 лет назад +2

      raiden and shao kahn

    • @anonymusmysterious5401
      @anonymusmysterious5401 5 лет назад

      Yeah, Johnny Cage died anyway by Motaro, that's why he's not in MK3 (Yes, I know that Daniel Pesina was fired, but that's the character excuse)

  • @gizmogurlie41786
    @gizmogurlie41786 Год назад +5

    20:15
    I spat out my drink with this 😂😂😂

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 4 года назад +4

    No matter what you think of this movie we can all at least agree that the soundtrack is amazing

  • @majorfanboy2005
    @majorfanboy2005 6 лет назад +20

    3:32 Where the review actually begins

  • @sheezburgaman8918
    @sheezburgaman8918 6 лет назад +5

    A whole decade since the original video for this was made? Holy Schmackeroni!

  • @BeeDub57
    @BeeDub57 7 лет назад +2

    The world needs more Mortal Kombat-themed ballet performances.

  • @psychoticentertainment7526
    @psychoticentertainment7526 6 лет назад +6

    I just want to say that at least the subzeros brother thing was actually in the games

  • @Giriko3490
    @Giriko3490 9 лет назад +144

    You never played the mortal kombat games, did you critic?

    • @ravensainteve5210
      @ravensainteve5210 9 лет назад +18

      Kuma Teddie no. nor did he read the comics. He really doesn't care that he looks more and more like an imbecile with each video "he makes".

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 9 лет назад +63

      Raven Saint Eve Since when is playing the games or reading the comics required to critique a film as a standalone product? He doesn't need to be familiar with the source material in order to judge the film by it's own merits, any more then I need to read the Batman or Superman comics in order to judge whether their respective films are good or not.

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 9 лет назад +11

      Chozo Hunter
      That may be true, but it seems like he was hating on aspects of the games as well. It's an awful movie, but it felt like he was hating on some of the regular aspects of the game, as well.

    • @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653
      @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 9 лет назад +7

      Kuma Teddie The word of week is aspects!

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 9 лет назад

      Toy Bonnie
      someone give this man a cookie

  • @alecabrahams4115
    @alecabrahams4115 6 лет назад +3

    Greatest. Thumbnail. Of. All. Time.

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 6 лет назад +4

    That nightwolf cgi effect is pretty cool imo, given the time.

  • @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
    @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 3 года назад +2

    "We saw these guys died in the First Movie why they're suddenly back?"
    Well there's a *Simple Explanation* for that Critic:
    You see...The Sub-Zero who died in the First movie is Named Bi-han and that Sub-Zero is his *Younger Brother* named Kuai Liang
    To make it short: The Sub-Zero in the First Movie has a *Younger Brother*
    And about Scorpion's Revival: Well.... He's an *UNDEAD* so he can back anytime he wants

  • @ayeem1683
    @ayeem1683 Год назад +2

    8 years later and scorpion becomes subzero's brother. I knew there was a reason I love this show 😂