The Music Man | #1 | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2024
- You meet with The Music Man for the first time who brings you a selection of CD's from a variety of artists in order to help you relax and sleep.
00:00:00 Introduction
00:09:26 Madonna
00:18:28 Death
00:24:13 B.B. King
00:29:40 Sleep (whoops, forgot to go over the tracks)
00:32:39 Lynyrd Skynyrd
00:36:17 Sepultura
00:40:38 Michael Jackson
00:44:04 Behemoth
00:48:44 Nirvana
00:51:20 Janis Joplin
00:53:50 Slipknot
00:56:48 Elton John
00:59:29 Anthrax
01:02:11 Bob Marley
01:05:35 Gojira
01:08:56 More background on The Music Man
01:11:14 Cyndi Lauper
01:14:27 Taking your CD order
The Music Man, along with his "brothers" The Candy Man, The Snack Man, The Everything Man, etc., all reside, along with you, in a post-apocalyptic / dystopian world where a united world government has outlawed everything that humans once enjoyed. The goal of these "Men", all of whom are clones of their original "father", is to bring you and all the people of the world the things they once freely enjoyed. For more lore background you can visit my website ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to selected works outside of RUclips:
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CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
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Podcasts:
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Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►apple.co/2alraeV
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. 
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Nothing gets me more excited than when I hear those words, “Imagine, if you will...”
@Drunk Elmo wait what....-
Same omg
Imagine if you will, something something the twilight zone
I am waiting for the day he switches it up and says
"Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me.
It's gotta be
Deadhead Chemistry.
The blotter got right on top of me.
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time Dave floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
It was so real.
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sort of terrifying.
I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
You all sound like Peanuts parents
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring.
And this wasn't all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
Then they showed me something.
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed!
High... I I I I I... high... I I I I I
High
[Repeated]
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen,
Shit the bed again,
Typical.
Strapped down my bed.
Feet cold and eyes red.
I'm out my head.
Am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed,
Gyroscopes and infrared.
Won't help, brain dead.
Can't remember what they said.
God damn. Shit the bed!
I can't remember what they said to me.
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero!
Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me.
Can't remember what they said.
Don't know.
Won't know.
[Repeated]
God damn. Shit the bed!"
"Picture this, if you will..."
Music Man keeping the Metal alive in a Dystopian World.
YESSS
Gotta give an anthem to the "sticking it up to the man yo" resistance
Keep the metal faith alive!
@@deadlines9331 Exodus🤘
Yeah! (Wouldn't it be funny if he put MegaDeth Dystopia within the video? )
The Music Man: Pulls out Death - Leperosy
Sepultura - Roots
Sleep - The Sciences
Behemoth - I Loved You at Your Darkest
Slipknot - Iowa
Anthrax - Among The Living
Gojira - The way of all flesh
Me: *happiness noise*
William Kaloczy bruh I just saw gojira behemoth and slipknot at knotfest is this was quite fitting
And Where is Nirvana ??
People really like Iowa because it's one of the heaviest so far by Slipknot
@@letdown9197 every band he just mentioned is nothing like Nirvana. Nirvana is grunge, these are more metal than anything. Now, I do like Nirvana but they are definitely not my favorite. Kurt Cobain isn’t a good guitarist or singer as he can’t sing high notes really at all, but he made up for it by writing absolutely amazing music. Is Kurt Cobain a good guitarist? No he isn’t. But, he wrote very good music. He is a very good music writer. Dave Grohl’s band Foo Fighters is very good as well. But in a grunge perspective I like Alice In Chains way more than Nirvana, but Kurt wrote very good songs.
@@sidthejovian5105 man i LOVE s/t it’s just got a great vibe also i just got tingles when he said “joey jordison”
Im waiting to a ban on bakery so we can finally see the Muffin Man
Haha
...or the Stud Muffin Man
...shes married to the muffin man...
@@rfractal THE MUFFIN MAN?
noah tbh
ThE MuFfIN MAn!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrived just in time. This channel was an unexpected find but I'm so happy to be a regular.
ah yes, a new viewer, the rabbit hole only gets deeper from here buddy
Welcome to the rift
F A C T S
I’ll totally see a John wick asmr with that hair and beard
OMG 😂 he should, I can see this coming!!!
Or a Alan Watts
Tapping a pencil into an eyeball ASMR.
RIGHTTTTT
I'm gonna help make that a thing
He showed "Sepultura"... *[VERY PROUD SOUNDS OF MY BRAZILIAN METAL]* 🇧🇷🤘🎸
Metal do Brasil se chama Nióbio
@@joaovictor3312 Sei cara, é porque a maioria aqui são ingleses.
Come to brazil!!
@@joaovictor3312 kkkkkk
simmmm
Can't wait for the John Wick ASMR
Attempt #2
I bet Keanu Reeves would actually do that if someone asked, he seems like a really cool guy.
I'm going to snap your jaw in the most comforting and relaxing way to help you sleep
JOHN WICK DOESNT DIE IN JOHN WICK 3
Agreed👀
@Baxter Holdich He also doesn't age
*fades to black*
*wakes up on horse drawn carriage*
Hey you you’re finally awake...
If he sees this he might actually do that at the end of a video. I could definitely picture him doing that.
Codi S
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Every time I fall asleep, I wake up on that damned carriage...
Damn it chief
When you fall asleep after killing an old woman and wake up in a shack with a mysterious figure along with three people with binds on them.
slipknot: the only thing Iowa is known for besides the state fair
I swear everytime we talk about iowa in global studies i think of slipknot
The Iowa Class Battleship comes to mind as well
Corn
Well, you can’t forget Seth Rollins. (He is a popular wrestler currently signed with WWE)
Jeremy My partna’
The everything man
The sammich man
The candy man
The snack man
The nut man
The muffin man
And now the music man
Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ Kɪʟʟᴇʏ
You forgot the everything man!
And the candy man's apprentice
Movie man is coming for sure
Were is man man
Still waiting for *"The Man - Man"*
Yes! Another man who has vast knowledge of music
*Inserts ‘our battle will be legendary’ meme*
Finally! Worthy Opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Definitely A Human perfect
@@HowCouldJu g0g0ffffffffffcii8uuuuud
We can say that...
*You're rocking us to sleep*
here before 1k likes
Imagine if ephemeral rift
Cosplayed as groovie mann
The guy from the band
My life with the thrill kill kult
They made a lot of good music
Nervous xians
A daisy chain 4 satan
Kooler than jesus
Just sorry Sleep wasn't the last band he covered than that joke would be perfect.
Oh shit
😂😂😂
Music outlawed... must be 2112.
god dammit
???
Robin Gilliver it’s a Rush reference
Ah! A fellow man of culture.
Nah, it's 1984...
this video is like my music taste. goes from madonna to death, pop to metal lol
We need to keep this man alive! He knows all the metal music I know, personal fav, Slipknot.
Slipknot is life
18:33 Madonna... and the next artist we have is DEATH
😂
I loved that! 😂😂😂😂
Rock N Roll For Chuck Schuldiner 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Nice to know you're a metalhead
He pulled out sepultura, behemoth, slipknot, death, anthrax, and gojira, and I didn't expect all of that
Addison Myles Spoilers, dude.
@@the_meta47 and nirvana (grunge, alternative,and a little bit of metal)
@@letdown9197 no.
Heyup
ER: A world where music has been outlawed.
Google: Did you mean Footloose staring Kevin Bacon?
infinity war reference??
I need my music. It keeps me calm.
Gotta Love Rock and Metal 💙🤘🏻🎸
Meddl Loide
Trve Kvlt
3:19
He’s a man of many tastes, I see.
Alex Alexis pleased to meet you
I just woke up.
Well guess im going back to sleep.
So original
@@hosbrdnov2484 why do people like you even comment on comments like these
@@elyaakabiayman8911 why are you gay
ElYaakabi Ayman i dont like to spread hate but why comment if you’re just gonna steal it anyway?
School is just about out so you can go back to sleep
Feel like you'd like *2112* by Rush.
But I also feel like you've probably already listened to 2112 by Rush...
Kiritsugu Emiya and the meek shall inherit the earth...
@@rockythunder4458 we've taken care of everything
*Coke snorting cheetah appears*
how bout some king crimson or pink floyd
Rush is so great!
Nothing better than listening to Nevermind 10 minutes after the last song and discovering the hidden track.
I am beyond excited to see my favorite band of all time, Gojira, in this video. They deserve so much more attention than what they get, incredible technical musicians
oh. a new video. i'm too excited about the plot to actually fall asleep.
Been watching your stuff since 2013! For years I struggled to sleep without nightmares until I stumbled upon your channel and was introduced to ASMR. I would love to see more down to earth videos about depression, PTSD, etc.
Your hair is looking really good. Keep up the great work!
His hair follicles would thank you if they could
Slipknot Behemoth and Gojira in a Rift video, all on tour together this summer. What a time to be alive.
Gonna see them when they come to Chicago gonna be fucking fun 😔🤘
I Think you could write a book about his Universe and it would sell really Good
Legally he can't
Asmr A.J. Why can’t he?
I mean with different scenes sure, but if I'm reading a book I don't wanna read of different people tapping on different things without hearing it 😂 but with maybe different scenes HELL YEAH
@@Dampzombieslayer a lot of his stuff is copyright plus he uses a lot of Lovecraft which is already a book, nonetheless I still love his channel
I mean a book would be great if people still read books
Man, you made me remember my grandmother and the CDs that she had, I do not lie were enough! They were all music from before, seriously you made me remember my childhood in Mexico, thanks for this
I have listened to “imagine, if you will...” so many times, its almost nostalgic to me and i’ve only been watching asmr for a year now. Thanks uncle E
Another reason why you're my favorite ASMR youtuber.. your music taste is phenomenal. 🤘🏻☠
I see more people is helping the cause... John Wick ASMR
Keanu Reeves is confirmed to be ageless as many had theorized.
It is revealed that famous historical characters (such as Paul Mounet ) have been Keanu Reeves acting out alternative lives.
Keanu spends centuries watching friends live and die, governments revolt and collapse and the changing of the entire globe into a dystopian reality.
As one of the few with knowledge about the old world, a large amount of different languages, advanced combat training, and with the intellect he has gathered after studying for years. He leads the global revolution against the oppressive regime.
Ananta Music me 2
Yes!
i love this video/idea, please do more of them !! it already relaxes me when people talk about music, so this was like double as relaxing haha
i’ve watched this video multiple times already and it’s a godsend, I’ve dreamt of slipknot every time this video put me to sleep and it’s like a weird fantasy hanging out with my favorite band in my dreams.
Could this actually be a monthly series
Please
Yesss pleassse
The Sciences was the greatest surprise album of my lifetime.
Drop Out Of Life, With Bong In Hand...
I fell asleep at Madonna and awoke during Janis Joplin but this was very enjoyable and I love having new artists to give a listen to so thank you 🙏🏼
You know, these videos are some of my favorite on RUclips, they're so creative and cool :)
The whispering of “free bird” literally gave me chills
This aged so well
Hells Angels Jesus is my current favorite version of ER.
What an awesome concept! I can't stop watching this haha
This was really insane to watch. This is a very detailed story that was told in the best way. I felt like I was watching a movie and the narrator was explaining the lore or setting the stage. Fucking amazing.
Sweet, Death is a great band. Love em.
When Huawei ban video will come out?
The Huawei Man.
"Want tech? It's my way or the Huawei."
I can’t pronounce Huawei.
I always say it like Whow-wee
@@dsout7841 it's ok, you probably are american
@@dsout7841 MKBHD and most other tech youtubers pronounce it very well.
Good to see Gojira being appreciated in a dystopian world. The way of all flesh might genuinely be one of my all time favorite metal album's!
I’m a musician and a man who loves asmr and clicked just as I saw this
Please make more of this series rift
Nothing relaxes me more than listening to some soothing behemoth before bed
( The Satanist is a masterpiece of a album come at me )
I'm coming at you.. just to agree
@@solarnautrules9462 good man
Demigod is their best album hands down
@@sefisyara5961 this was 2 years ago bro
The Man Man universe is the sound of silence personified
The fact that E.R. is a fan of Sleep just makes him so much cooler
clean transition fuzz i like this!
*goes through classic artists*
*picks up iPhone* and on here we have *KoDaK bLaCk*
Uchiha Master [picks up vinyl] and on here we have pink floyd.
It makes me joyful to see one of my favorite asmr chanels is into metal. 🤘🏻
過去最大の眠り度。
こんな引き込まれた声久々
this is the perfection ive been looking for
I bet you'd like Swans.
I could be wrong.
Go down that road, sometime. 👌
That's a wide spectrum! What part of their discog do you think ER would like?
Even just seeing the thumb nail
"Rift...Blooodee Rifft"
An ASMR session that takes place in the world of Equilibrium. Nice!
Please do another video like this music Man you have a good CD collection that you got there. Can't wait for part 2 😊
I clicked on this 100% expecting it to be like “The Music Man” musical 🤦♀️
Didn't you read AsMr
Asmr A.J. Yeah but I thought it was going to be “Music Man” the musical ASMR
@@cjc9548 hhhhmmmmm....... Okay then
I imagine the Music Man is always having to dodge the machinations of his arch-nemesis who is in charge of the music ban: an unstable clone of Tipper Gore.
Low key waiting for #2 of The Music Man :P
It is very fitting that there is a sleep album in an asmr video
Can we do a video game man next please?
He probably buys digital copies but I would be surprised if Rift never ended up doing this, the man loves his video games!
Really?
Marcus Schiff exactly. At least that’s what his tweets say. He loves the sound of someone’s neck breaking apparently
@@mudkippug explain
He looks like a retro guy
I gotta admit, the long hair and beard really suit him
So my favorite ASMRtist gave tribute to my favorite band, Sleep. Wow.
I saw Sleep in the thumbnail and had to like it immediately
ER is going full-on mountain man with that beard and hair.
Thought i was bamboozled when i clicked the video and it zoomed into a Yongyea thumbnail.
Thank god I can rely on the music man to bring disco back in this dystopia
So happy to see my 2 favorite bands. Lynyrd skynyrd and death. Thank you so much
People asking for John wick ASMR do you forget the tragedy of the swear words only ASMR
Musik has been outlawed?
Finally true underground black metal
*burning church and Euronymous stabbing asmr*
@@peenusweenus3169 crafting a necklace from deads skull asmr
Finally, something that actually gives me tingles.... I never got it until now, wow, that's crazy.
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this one
“Imagine if you will, a post apocalyptic dystopian world where music has been outlawed.”
Me: **writes a song protesting our rights and sings it publicly in the middle of the street, becomes rebellion leader**
Diofeliz may I suggest do you hear the people sing from the Les Mis musical
I’ll put it on the list for our illegal concert!
Listen to 2112 by Rush. You pretty much just described it. I feel like everyone should be required to hear the full suite. It will be the best 20 minutes of your life.
P.S. You're welcome
I’ll give it a listen, thanks!
I’ll take one call of duty BO2 Multiplayer theme please
He doesn't take requests remember
Can you play Hotline Bling???
Hell yeah!!!!
That's a banger. Should also ask for the new doom soundtrack
I just knew you would be a Sleep fan!
Am I the only one who buys cds now days just to collect them? I love how they look on my shelf and having physical copies of an album will always be cool to me.
Me: (skips to random part of the video)
Music man:we have sweet home Alabama
Raven kid 30 decided to skip to a random bit, landed on the same line.
Ephemeral Rift for president 2020
yes.
Glad to see ER appreciating some Sleep
You say more than one of these bands "Was as to speak of past tense yet they are still bands,
all that aside absolutely loved this.
Death, Sepultura, Sleep and Gojira all in the same ASMR video?! Are you single?
seriously..? clearly you're new to his videos.. he has a wife and a son
Michael Evans r/woosh
@Nathan American Sorry I don't follow the white knight code
Michael Evans lol way to be an idiot
@@michaelevans3097 i believe the question was satirical
Man I don’t know what “it” is, but you have got it! Love your work 😊
This post apocalyptic concept would make a great movie
Didn’t expect nirvana to be in this video very impressed
Needs a little Kraftwerk. And what does Dr. Corvus like?
ASMR is, “music” to my ears.
This man puts the grind on his work
Nice to see a metal fan who can appreciate pop music as well.
I'm a simple man, when I see the words "music-man" in the title, I click...
meddle
Also corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
Do you think he uses a TelePrompTer or does he just improv
you should totally do a John Wick or Joseph Seed rp !!
keep up the good work, dude
Madonna & Death is what I needed today!
Hello fellow Rifters!!!!
I honestly expected some Queen since you have the other classics like MJ and Elton John. I’ll live tho Ig
Jk, ima need you to make a part 2
Dude you've gone full Allen Watts with that beard and hair. As a dude losing his hair I'm totally jealous. Super relaxing today as always. Thank you!
Love that a metal fan does asmr \m/