BRO TRIP 40,000: A Tale of Two Primarchs - Episode 3: Jopallian Japes
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AAAAAAAAAAH.
Sorry for the time it has taken. I would say 'as per usual', but honestly, last months have been pretty ROUGH.
Nevertheless though, I am releasing TWO videos today to celebrate. This one and a vox-log audiodrama thing.
If you haven't checked those out yet, please do, they've gotten pretty nice reviews from a few who listened to them.
Also, protip; this video becomes twice as funny when played at 2 times the speed.
Two videos? The Emperor has truly blessed US
Love you work Mr Alfsbusa
Don't worry about the time it taoes quality is always worth it
I, Cato Sicarius, will make sure to watch this video both at normal speed _and_ at 2x speed.
Take all the time you need if the Emperor can sit in a chair for that long we can definitely wait for you.
It's somewhat admirable that even when he was dying, Vulkan is still trying to be a supportive father of his sons endevours
he's a good father
Rogal and Vulkan are the ideal parents!
Unlike a certain golden boy strapped onto a clandestine life support
@laz kar I found a typo their mate, seems you forgot to include kitten there it's all good we all make mistakes
Who needs a father when you have a glorious conqueror such as Jaghatai Khan
Only somewhat? I’m wondering what Vulkan would have to suffer just to reach the level of regular admirability.
You can just hear it in Corax’s voice as the realization kicks in. That he gets to do the one thing he actually likes other than write depressing poems... revolt against the oppression and kill oppressors.
I think he had a mini-flashback to his childhood.
that being said. his speech are hypocritical toward imperium treating their guardsman
Well he did do on his home planet before he met the Emperor.
"Oh. Ohhh... OH THAT I HATE" just immediately told me - ah yes 'tis killing of the leaders time in true guerrilla war fashion. Also, now the Crusade has a whole additional planet's worth of Guard to throw into the gri- uh. To take with them!
Lol I noticed that too! He seemed really eager and excited to teach the local guardsmen how to rebel.
Fun fact: If an imperial planetary government is overthrown, the Imperium at large won’t actually care so long as the new government still pays Imperial tithes and isn’t heretical (I.e. joining chaos, siding with xenos). So the revolutionaries might not actually have much of an issue if the Inquisition pays a visit.
Since a loyal Primarch himself helped the revolutionaries, I guess they, as long as they don't try to rebel against Imperium at large, won't have any problems with Imperial machine at all.
As well as a loyalist chapter master
siding with xenos isnt heresy, they side with the felonids and they are xenos therefore, your point is heresy
@@Grimbo1776 A first founding loyalist chapter master no less
Real question is how the Inquisition would react if they found out that Jopall pre-revolution was stupid enough to try enslaving a loyalist Primarch and pulled bystander syndrome as another one was dying.
Besides extreme violence by the Imperium's standards, that is.
Love how corvus gets mad the second he realises it's the rich oppressing them instead of the emperor
Saying how the emperor has a palace of literal gold isn't he the richest man to ever live?
@@Karhall nah, he just never has to pay for anything
@Karvon Hall
See “worthless yellow rocks”
The entire reason gold maintains its value in the modern age is its scarcity and industrial uses.
In a million planet empire it’s entirely feasible that gold is either just expensive iron or is in a quasi DeBeers scenario where a supply monopoly is the entire reason the item has value.
“It’s pretty and shiny, but it’s not edible”
@@simonnachreiner8380 you can eat gold... you just wont gain anything out of it and crap it out easily enough.
@@simonnachreiner8380 yeah.
“Please do spend some of those thrones on some ice cream for yourselves”
Vulkan is best dad
Honestly, I think he'd be *too good* of a dad.
He had to be a perpetual because a guy like vulkan would die the moment he existed in the grim dark universe
a single throne should be at least a kiloton of icecream
Vulkan. Primarch of the SALAMANDERS. Wishing ice cream for people?
Something doesn't add up here.
@@chaosmiles07 Okay, Ice Cream where half of the milk is replaced by Bhut Jolokia extract.
"Oh"
"OH"
"OH THAT I HATE"
I love Corvus, when he is mad good things follow, for him
Indeed!
Unless you do not count Clancy's continued success tonbe good.
Clancy is his perfect enemy. Someone who’s lucky, friendly, unassuming and unquestionably optimistic.
I want that part as a separate reaction clip.
Corax actually seemed happy during the revolution.
@@darthlazurus4382 Corax is in his element here. The dude got his start leading a revolution and overthrowing slave masters after all.
I genuinely felt a little heartbreak when the ailing Vulkan told his devoted sons to spend some of their earnings to treat themselves to some ice cream instead of saving all of it to rescue their Primarch.
Dude don’t make me cry.
Vulkan loves his good boys, they aren't the smartest boys but they work hard and mean well, and that's the best you can hope for, he must be very proud.
Guy Pierson holy shit realizing this made me shed a tear
best dad
Don't forget about Magnus as well during the Last Church episode in if Emperor podcast, the Thousand Sons miss their father so much that they swallowed their pride and literally send a letter to the Emperor if he have seen Magnus.
“Remember that time Corax joined the Astra Militarum?” Will be said at every Thanksgiving in the Emperor’s palace when they get back to Terra.
And everyone will smile, because it will be a reminder of how badass he is without even punching a single person.
Imagine the puns of Magnus and corvus
The Wall of Guns*
We laugh but it says something about the human mind that these people had an easier time accepting Corax as some kind of weird, hyper articulate Ogryn then that maybe a Primarch is right in front of them.
Underrated joke - the reason Corax’s midriff is out in his uniform is because none of the clothes he’s been given come anything close to fitting him. He had to put together his clothes from whatever he could find.
Weirdly enough the look works for him. He’s got style.
"Okay! Sure! I'll join the Guardsmen Regiment...I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M QUALIFIED..."
Corvus: Oh. Oh...Oh, that i hate.
*Corvus is pretty much everyone's Spiritual Liege at this point*
Ayyyup
Corvus is primarch of MOOD
GW has a new edition. Prices shall go up. OR else
Best line in the entire episode imo
@@rustkarl Now he knows how canon Guilliman feels.
i like how corax's sanity chips a little more everytime he interacts with the imperium.
I think he's just so done after all that happened to him. You know, 93% of his Legion gone, having to kill those corrupted by Alpha Legion, seeing all he worked so hard for crumble, that kind of stuff.
Nothing these peasants have on hand can hurt him, so in the end he's just procrastinating. Vulkan can't die, so why rush?
Yup, and it can be seen as soon as he's naked, whilst whispering angrily.
@@MizantropMan And now he knows how canon Guilliman feels after seeing what the Imperium is like.
@@timoylumontad3920 yeah but Girly-Man could have prevented it early.
@@redcell9636 Getting your necked slashed by Fulgrim and beings camatosed is a sure way of preventing you from doing anything to reform the Imperium.
I just realized why they're calling Corax "ogryn buddy."
Ogryns apparently reek to high heaven, and Corax hasn't had a shower in...how many thousands of years?
I would have figured it was cause he was 12 feet tall.
@@thexenohunter5355 Ogryns are about as wide as they are tall. The joke being mistaking a Primarch for one is laughably stupid.
@@MeepChangeling Ohh, we know it is stupid. But we still laugh at it. Though, there is the thin possibility that planet with an gogryn population that sees little to no asstarties patrols could mistake a space marine without power armor as rare breed of oggryn is possible. Primarchs however? They literally radiate a supernatural aura. Its half the reason they are capable of forming the amries they could before they were found. They also learned (except angron) how tyo control and amplafy these auras over the years. The Lion alone in Decent of angels was capable of inspiring his men by simply being seen in battle, not even anywhere near them.
@@VA_Nightshade wasnt Corax capeable of "surpressing" that supernatural aura? Im pretty sure its part of his stealth kit. (would still not be reasonable for him to use it in that instance, but still)
@@sketch_asylum Not that i'm aware of. The closest is his Warith Slip. It doesn't hide his aura, it just maks anyones perception of him. But he has to focus on it. So, when not slipping away, he would radiat the aura like his brothers.
A verbal contract was made between the primarchs and the planetary governer that the primarchs would would enter a contract of indentured servitude in exchange for one of the primarch receiving immediate medical aid, not only did the planetary governer NOT keep his side of the verbal deal (there were numerous witnesses in the room) he let his charge (Primarch Vulkan) die. Ergo meaning that the primarches and the Asterates could have broken the signed contract at ANY time
@Tactical Bacon This whole kerfuffle was a masterclass lesson in why you just don't try to hoodwink primarchs
As if contract law exists for anything but to serve the ends of the monied classes. The system was rigged from the start. There is no use trying to "gotcha!" it. It can only be dismantled.
Seeing as how the rebellion was sanctioned by a Primarch the upper Jopall echelons are pretty screwed over; as a word from the Primarch is basically the rebellion getting the backing of the entire Emperium.
Yes, they COULD have, but then what? The Planetary Government obviously doesn't contain a Justice System, which means there's no way to enforce a contract, so the person with the most Capital in the contract becomes the one who is allowed to walk all over it, and if it does have a Justice System it's probably filled with corruption and would side with the richest person anyway. So nothing outside of armed insurrection would have gotten them such progress
@@BrotherCarver This, exactly. As I said, contract law exists for the benefit of the monied classes. If you have more money, you have more power in all situations. And because the rich more often than not practice class solidarity - b/c it's in their vested interest to do so - anyone powerful enough (read: rich enough) to have the ability to act as an independent third party or regulatory body will side with the rich party in this dispute over the poor one. The rich rig the system in their favor, every time.
Destroying the system and stripping the rich of their undue wealth is the only way to achieve true justice.
Holy crap I completely forgot that on Corvus's homeworld he lead an uprising of the economically oppressed, this is right up his alley
Nani
He was so goddamn scary he created a functioning anarchist communist state over the entire planet of Nocturne, whose people were almost universally gigantic self-interested assholes, for several years AFTER he left to join the Great Crusade.
Let that sink in.
Minor correction: Corax's homeworld was the mining moon of Lycaeus, which orbited the hive world of Kiavahr (and was used by the planet's economic elite as a penal colony) and was renamed to Deliverance following its reintroduction to the Imperium.
@@liamhogan4369 I mean, most primarchs have downright posthuman charisma.
@@paulmahoney7619 You are a lord inquisitor; you should know charisma is for heretics. Or the Emporer and his favored son Sangunius ... :)
Corvus just lowkey okay with the shenanigans because he is not with Vulkan, having fun leading some revolt
Thanks for the heart tho, and lets brace for the 9th Edition and the Necron's russian charge
@@exudeku followed by their inevitable defeat at the hands of GW's blueberry sues.
Carlos Quiroz all hail the power of the GW’s Mascot pets
Well, leading slave revolts was kind of his thing
@@weldonwin It brings him back the good old days
I've just realized something: Tu'Shan and He'Stan claimed that the masks they made are of the higher quality than the Death Mask of Sanguinius. The Death. Fucking. Mask. Of Sanguinius. A masterfully crafted golden mask worn by the chapter master of the Blood Angels chapter. And they were able to MASS PRODUCE IT! The blacksmiths of the Salamanders, ladies and gentlemen.
"you call that a deathmask? I can make that with a sheet of iron and a campfire, i Could even put some personalized marks for you" :)
This is a fucking joke
Low bar, the Blood Angels don't want you to know this but that death mask is actually just aluminum with gold leaf
He said ut was of comlier quality, it was nicer to look at in their mind, but that's definitely a biased take
Bro even if those masks were of equal quality 5k of them would be valuable enough to support a planet for a couple years atleast.
"It could be worse. We could be Kriegers"
Do not disrespect my boys like that, they are innocent shovelboys that are just a bit too excited to run into Autocanon fire
TBH would rather be a Krieger then in the Indentured Squadrons.
The worst life for a Krieger would be digging trenches
@@BLOrtega It can get worst. Guard duty on an imperial planet. Nothing but shooting at the garbage cans all day
Krieg was an inside job.
I want to see Kriegers join Corvas's crusade now
"We could be Kriegers."
Literally the same situation except replace money with sin and add trenches.
And actually having no choice, and even if you did, you'd do it anyway because, there is nothing to do that isn't more productive than ending the Emperor's enemies.
Kriegers have free food, water, and weapons. How is it worse then not being able to afford oxygen?
At least they were brainwashed to enjoy it though.
Excuse me
*fixes bayonet*
I feel quiet offended
At least Kriegers are in debt to the Imperium instead of inbred planetary governors.
It's good to know that EA has its own agri-world in the 41st millennia.
Thats GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD news.
They had. Goodto know that finally in 41th millenia they will got that was coming.
Imagine releasing FIFA 40999.
FIFA 40998 was the superior version.
Or RUclips.
"Half naked Corvus doesn't exist. He can't seduce you."
Half Naked Corvus:
U: 👁👄👁
OH NO HES HOT!
i think you will find him qualified
Purge these thoughts or be PURGED
Those are some bold words...
_F O R A H E R E T I C_
Hol up.
"Knock-off Astartes".
With Spartan headgear,
Terran Marine CMC chestplates,
Star Command stabilizers...
AND... Chozo Arm Cannons.
If this isn't heresy of the highest order, I don't know what is.
*Exterminatus Authorized.*
i must have thoes helmets, I MUST USE THEM IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR TO MAKE SPARTANS IN WARHAMMER!
this is ruclips.net/video/YRU3po3USwA/видео.html
In fairness, that's exactly how GW create all their units: Pick a bunch of popular scifi from the current year and ram it all together. Necrons are stargate meets matrix and terminator for example.
@Tactical Bacon How so?
Other than being high fantasy with orks vs. humans I'm not seeing that much of a similarity. And geedubbs can hardly claim to own high fantasy.
Starcraft... again, there are some tropes in there like power armour and xenomorph type enemies, but apart from that there isn't much to go one.
"Forge forge forge forge"
Fortify and siege: Finally a worthy opponent
Forgyfy and fiege the Perfect Fusion
And the Kung Fu Panda reference returns
FooooOOOOoorge
@@bigpigeon2384 why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
I want a gif of that scene!
Jopal Governor: *exists*
Corvus: *Your free trial of being alive has ended*
PURGING TIME!
"Free trial of life"
How Jopallian of you
@@butterbean4215 Imagine what happens if the Jopallian nobles try scamming you Kriegers into debts.
Timoy Lumontad Unless their guns are being fired at heretics, demons or xenos, they'd take as target the closest heretic they know of... The governor and whoever stands in their way.
@@AAhmou Never mess with Krieg or regret immensely.
This episode hits differently ever since GW Legal effectively killed off TTS.
All the posts about where the story will go are like knives to the heart. It's a damn shame.
It's both incredibly painful, and kind of melancholically sweet. It's tragic that it's over- but it's great that it both happened, and is still here for us to revisit later.
Worst bit is the tacticus wh40k adverts that pop during these vids, gw has literally no shame...
Oh... Oh that I hate!
This reminds me of a Hitchhiker's Guide short story where a type of character was introduced... As a weapon. Zaphod was hired to investigate a crashed ship full of dangerous items, such as banned fuel systems and planet destroying weaponry. They pass numerous rooms where the items are contained and his handler drones just happily chirp how everything's contained. Then they reach a chamber that has a coffin with a man in it. Just a normal, perfectly pleasant man. The drones then explain that he's so perfectly pleasant that people will go out of their way to do anything he says... Even if what he says is utterly horrific. Then they find one of the coffins is broken open. The corporate drones freak out and immediately begin drumming up paperwork for the Hitchhiker's version of an Exterminatus on the planet while Zaphod quietly considers how atrocious the universe is to make niceness a weapon.
Clancy strikes me as this sort of perfectly pleasant monstrosity.
Or it's a commentary on the tendency of spineless centrists to choose being accommodating over opposing bad ideas. That being "reasonable" and pre-empting conflict by "negotiating" from a position of surrender is what counts.
And Reagan wasn't powerful because he was nice. He was powerful because he was nice face of a wave of rage and contempt that wanted to wash away the last half-century of American politics.
@@Beretta249 What? What are you even talking about? What does that have to do with anything? The guy just said that he thought the character from Hitchhiker's Guide was supposed to be Reagan. Since the book I read likely was published in the late 80s, that tracks.
Reagan has nothing to do with Clancy, I just said he reminds me of the description of a nice guy who's so nice he convinces others to do horrific things.
It has absolutely nothing to do with centrists, centrism, and Clancy CERTAINLY isn't somebody "negotiating from a position of surrender." He is outright emotionally manipulating everybody around him, and it looks to be so powerful an effect as to be supernatural.
Politics can be in entertainment, but you are really stretching to fit them in here. There's a disclaimer at the beginning of the episode warning people like you about that.
I like how Clancy is the perfect foil for Vulcan. One appears amiable on the outside, but is evil and psychopathic, the other is overbearing and loud, but the friendliest being in the galaxy inside.
I wouldn't be surprised if Clancy was a separate personality from a random God
Well said
He also makes a good foil to Corax. Corax, being essentially a toned-down Konrad, might be a rather dark and pessimistic man, but he cares deeply about justice. Clancy, as you said, acts friendly but is a total *scumbag.*
@@matthewyang2543 *T H E J A C K A L*
Clancy is a nurgle worshiper I'm 100% sure of it
Is kind and polite on the outside with dark desires inside
Is highly physically resilient
Says he doesn't serve anyone as such he probably only "gets occasional help from my grandfather"
Escaped Atila a feudal world with one astropath that is a donkey and no ships so via warp portal by "the aid of his grandfather"
Is friends with disconfiguired abominations
"Is this a prank, a death wish, or both?"
That might be Corax's 6th funniest line this whole series.
now i just gotta know what your 5-1 is
Number one is “now bequeath us with drugs and jackhammers”
Nothing beats "The box doesn't judge, it just hates"
My favorite is "Do not boop that merry suicide bomber".
Mine is “You are dumb Vulkan. DUMB!”
"This all makes it sound like they are no better than some backwater penal regiment compossed of poorly trained soldiers forced into service against their will, yet precisely because they are incentivized to eliminate as many enemies as possible combined with their desire to stay alive as long as possible they have been molded to be a collection of surprisingly cunning lil' bastards, having mastered the art of maximizing enemy casualties with as little resources as necessary" - Excerpt from 1d4chan written on Jopall Indentured Guard.
Wait that's... actually genius! Unintentionally probably, but genius!
Aren’t they pretty much all amazing snipers to waste as little bullets as possible
@@bigpigeon2384 They are. They also one time managed to bomb the Warp out of an Ork Warboss by making him think they "gift" him with artillery pieces...rigged with demo pack, of course.
Then they got yell at by the superior for "wasting" Imperium war gear.
Yeah because that's how wars are won, right? Inadequate supplies produce complacent enemies? Complacent enemies provide casual standoffs? Everyone gets sloppy and no one attacks because one side doesn't really have ammo?
Sometimes it's harder to tell if the lore is dumber than the fans.
@@DotZipfile It's one of the few regiments where independence and personal initive is cultivated as a battlefield tactic.
They fight dirty, very dirty, poison the ork water supply with toxic waste, strangle a mekboy inside his gargant with his own power cables, collapse ork sapping tunnels into trenches for their krieg friends to play in, and blow up the warboss with the gift of a trojan artillery full of explosives, levels of dirty.
Given that Raven Guard (and their offspring) seem like the closest thing to Reasonable Marines in the Astartes (barring the emo angst), having Corvus be a straight man to all this nonsense is very apt and amusing. Edit: Also having him lead a slave rebellion is very in character too.
It was like he was back in his childhood, before things went to shit irreversibly.
I mean the angst is perfectly justified. The 40k universe sucks ass to live in.
are you talking about the blood ravens, black templars, or the salamanders?
Is this whole "emo angst" an actual thing in the lore or is it just a meme that TTS used?
@@Matihood1 It's not as bad as the meme, but it's definitely there in the lore.
Fist: fortify
Iron Warrior: siege
Salamander: FORGE
Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge, Forge ! Forge , Forge , Forge ! Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge
Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge , Forge !
You forgot the Blood Ravens:Loot!!!
You forgot one thing Iron hands: EFFICIENCY!!!!
World eaters: RAGE!
Wolves: Wolves!
Scars: Speed!
Raven Guard: Sneak!
I just noticed that the “spaggle mens” all have something from other space marines.
They’ve got:
Master Chiefs helmet.
The armour of Starcraft marines
A Samus arm.
and Buzz Lightyears wings.
Just enough bullshit to get passed copyright.
P.s now i want gen warrior rules. "PAY TO WIN!!!!"
It more closely looks like starcraft helmets which is what was GW original plan for a IP until it turn into Warhammer 40k. But before that starcraft and warhammer took a lot of inspiration from star wars.
I would so buy them
@@kingblue71 Starcraft was originally going to be a Warhammer game, hence why the units look similar and Warhammer 40k started out as "Fantasy In Space" game under the name, Rogue Trader.
@@kingblue71 Starcraft came out in 1998, Warhammer 40000 Rogue trader came out in 1987.
Imagine when Emps learns of all the shit Vulkan and Corvus Corax went through in their merry pilgrimage to Terra
I suspect he knows and it part of his plan. They bringing a massive army with them.
I could see this guy trying (and failing) to loan shark the actual emperor with a package named after him.
@@Andrewza1 to be able to stop the drukharis and demons from the warp coming behind Leman Russ and Fyomperor?
This being the unfortunate indefinite cliffhanger for bro trip is bittersweet because on one hand vulkan's orkyness kept him from fully dying and on the other Clancy is still waddling around somewhere probably manipulating somebody to try to kill corvus in the friendliest yet mundane possible way. I am hungry I'm gonna go make spaghetti now.
1. Good to see Corvus leading an armed revolution against oppressive oligarchs again. Must have been real nostalgic for him
2. KaiserNeko does a great job with the sleazy politician voice
3. Tu'Shan is absolutely dapper in that tailcoat. Did his armored model get updated too? It seems higher-res than before.
4. Sweet jesus fuck those aristocrats are horrific. So uh, good job.
5. Clancy's a minion of Tzeentch. Calling it now.
I don't know, I think Clancy is either Chaos Undivided or he will be revealed to be a servant of Malice.
He doesn't exist as the Emperor has decreed.
He is far too happy to Tzeentch and while you can argue he used a scheme to get ahead, he also used a life eater virus and Tzeentch would never adhere to using toxins
Personally, I'm starting to think that Clancy is part of an Alpha Legion network and that is why he's been able to worm his way into power so easily. Let's face it, its hardly the craziest Alpha Legion theory we've heard.
Tzeench? nah my child...
Malice is the one pulling the strings here...
I've never had a video give me such a visceral sense of second-hand frustration before. Congratulations on creating such a horrifically enraging situation, Alfabusa and Company!
the amount of hate i have towards the character clancy is really a testament to how awesome you made this story.
Which makes you wonder whether Clancy is actually a Tzeentch Daemon Prince in disguise...
My urge to exterminatus a planet never run this strong before..
Second-hand frustration for a situation that is all too real. And is still actually happening.
You're welcome we are living in a hell world
*BOY OH BOY I LOVE THIS SERIES, I CANT WAIT FOR EPISODE 4!*
3 years later: 💀
🗿
Gw, we love ur products….super-hate u tho!
"The humiliation I feel is so transcendent that I am sure it has become a new Chaos God by now." -Imperial Primarch Corvus Corax
"Shut up Cashpants! You're fired."
And thus Guardsman Pesh would be known as Pesh the Liberator, the Befriender of Ogryns, and the Executioner of the Corrupt.
dont forget friend and liberator of the captured sons
Guardswoman.
@@falsehero2001 Yes, she is a woman. However he job is guardsman as that is a mishmash of the words guard and human rather than guard and man :V
Puller of levers.
@@ManoredRed Corvus: Pull the lever Pesh! WRONG LEVEEEEeeeeeer...!
I never thought a primarch could be brought down so low yet he could hold himself in restraint from massacring the entire sector
Edit: this might sound like a simp but holy shit it's my first time to even have 100 likes let alone 1k the omnisayah truly bless my day
Well it is Corvus, I’m pretty sure magnus would have attempted to remove the governor’s brain via his nose in a similar situation
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 do u think say konrad or angron would be done also? Pretty sure that sector would be fucked
dion jay woollaston but instead Corvus did it in most Corvus fashion possible.
Guess we can say Corax isn't an overgrown manchild unlike the rest
@@kmsbismarckhoodaintshit4242 yeah so composed........ Its terrifying tbh (watch the 2nd vid alfa posted cuz holy shit that was dark)
I just realized, even though Clancy was the one that put them there in the first place, as soon as he heard those explosions he got right up and left because he knew what was coming. And not that Corvus was leading a revolution, but he knew very well that eventually the JIS would lead a revolt against the bigwigs because of all of the injustice happening on the planet. He even said it was a very low and dirty thing to do, which is why he knew to get out of dodge before everything blew up.
he actually checked the window before cheesing it.
@@thomasfoster4370 I’m pretty sure he got up and left. He never saw through any window. He just got up and left.
The question is, did he know it was unsustainable or know that it was morally wrong? Clancy had no problem taking advantage of Jopall's corruption, but if he hadn't needed it and had the power to get rid of it, would he have?
I suppose it depends on if Clancy's niceness is real or fake...
I have a feeling it's real but his dream is just messed up XD
@@niserresin2006 Morality and politeness are two different things. Clancy could have kept up his cheerful act but what he's doing is wrong. Not to mention he tried to kill loyalist primarchs, 2 of the better ones in fact. Dude is definitely evil.
Damn these forgebois are forging for their lives. They had to make around 1 mask every 15 seconds with naught but hammer and steel.
r/didthemath
Assuming “5,000 units” is 1 mask per unit, and assuming Jopal/The Imperium uses a year roughly equivalent to our modern day calendar, and the 50 year contract, they’ll have to make roughly 91.3 million masks
im astonished EA survived and thrived all the ways to 41st Millennium
Are you? The Vanderbilts are still around, even if rebranded.
Im pretty sure that it's a tossup between EA and Zynga.
PAY..TO...WIN!!!
Of course
Oh how cute, you think its just gaming.
The only way to stop Clancy is to beat him in a children's card game.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?! I mean..
Joshna Frank Hey, it worked on Tzeench
just make sure its an ultra game. just to b sure
I wonder what his deck would be centered around
@@francescolombardi3438 Heretical Sandwiches
The Jopall's high lords will haunt me in my dreams
Don’t worry bro, fight him, he have nothing and without his « deth collectors » he is not very dangerous.
This is the exact reason why gene-stealers are able to blend into the Imperial populace.
GOOD.
WE WILL CONTINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE TO HAUNT YOUR DREEEEEEEEEEEEAMS.
8:17
Corvus: "Oh."
Also Corvus: *_"OH THAT I HATE."_*
My mood kindred.
Corvus was well-known for his skills for overthrowing tyrants
Including the Jopalian governor?
@@Crusader-Ramos45 Yes and he still got it
One of raven guard strategems is legit called "Lay Low The Tyrants"
Jopall will be better off for it.
Oh right. I forgot about that. Well done on knowing his character Bruva!
Geez, those "Big Wigs" are harder to look at than most Nurgle daemons...
At least the Daemons of Nurgle are nice.
@@shadowstrider8295 In their own particular way, at least the demons thinks that they are doing something good
They look more like bloated toads than people.
I know, right? I physically recoiled when I saw them.
I’m pretty sure the mechanicus and the followers of nurgle both agree that these “people” have gone too far
Corvus Corax says: “eat the rich”.
imagine it in ferrus magnus voice
And given that some Astartes do that as well as the ideals of the Raven Guard, I'd say that's probably happened.
@@notajalapeno4442 "ferrus magnus"
Lmao i'm just picturing an unholy amalgamation of magnus and ferrus. Please tell me where the nearest promethium is so i can burn these images from my head
I believe it’s more slaughter the oligarchy.
@@generalradec2635 same difference. the oligarchy get to be oligarchy by accumulating power via wealth.
Did... did... please tell me he did not just teleport to other Orks and is currently becoming the biggest war boss in history
If the series had continued, I would assume he would have teleported to Armageddon(the Beast's home-world in The War of the Beast books), and the boys would have recruited the Armageddon Steel Legion.
Why was it discontinued?
@@quotenspartaner149 GW tightened restrictions on fan-made content so they could sell their own, poorly done, streaming service with official "fan-made" content
@@KaguroDraven Bear in mind, GW lost a huge HUGE part of their IP in their recent ChapterHouse court case loss. Over 100 terms can be freely used without repercussion. For example: "Space Marine" was not allowed to be trademarked by them!! There is hope. Also, they nuked the Old World in favor of Sigmar so they could start copyrighting properly. Elves are now known as Aelves for example.
@@Johannes00 I'm sorry they're known as fucking *WHAT*
Me: Ok, Jopall is so cartoonishly absurd that I'm 100% convinced that Alfabusa made it up.
*checks wiki*
Oh... o-ohh... wow... XD
The worst part is 'Busa didn't even need the Southern accents to sell the fact that Jopall happened when a 2000's GW exegg looked at either an episode of The Apprentice or a mirror
It's..... rea!? Oh.... oh that I hate!
And that pajama looking color scheme too. I'm genuinely surprised.
In combat they are essentially the tanith first and only but worse
Oh god
Space marines, from what I understand, have two options for clothing:
Power armour, and robes. More or less.
So I would like to say I very much enjoy He'stan and Tu'shan's choice of clothing. Very classy.
There is also Black Carapace, although it might not be considered as clothes.
Yeah those suits are very gucci. Is that based on any official material or is that an original design? (Note: i know very little about WH40K beyond what i see in TTS series lmao)
Sherly Sonna 1700s fashion, if there were more pointless bows and ribbons it would in the Macaroni style
@@Marinealver the black carapace is injected right under the skin to provide easier control over the power armour so it's not considered a piece of clothing as it cannot be removed or put on
I now wish to see a Space Marine in a bespoke suit and tie or shorts and a t-shirt.
"VULKAN IS DEAD!"
"VULAKAN LIVES!"
this will Never get old.
Vulcan has died at least once in every episode
In the words of Rogal Dorn, This is true.
Honestly, Cashpants got off easy here, just getting executed. I mean, he indirectly contributed to the death of a Primarch. The Imperium has much, much worse fates than simple death.
*Cue Emprah swatting the entire planet like a fucking baseball over to Slaanesh*
Oh I'm pretty sure Cashpants is spending some time with one of Emps soul shards in the warp getting intimately acquainted with stuff that would make Slaanesh blush
@@michellewilt4479 No, make Slaanesh recoil and rethink life
There is something so innately wrong without seeing their armor on
Agreed.
Well i would say Tu'shan and the other mate (sorry i forgot the name) are the only with off bodyshapes. They should look more robust and wide.
Meanwhile, the primarchs are kind of correct. They are described simply as bigger, more musculated humans.
I think the Deep South leprechaun aesthetic was a poor choice. It was actually less uncomfortable when they where naked.
@@fabiocosta3830 They look good in a suit
It's bizarre and unnatural, the only exception seeing a superhuman without their suit is either Leman Russ, Fulgrim, Sanguinuis, and The Emperor.
20:03
Everyone Is worried about the chaos gods corruption... but it would seem Gork and Mork decided it was time they had their own primarch.
Is it time to....
MAKA GALAXY ORKY AGAIN!!
Блажо Ђуровић
Would it be accurate to call Vulkan a Daemon prim-ork then?
But First He Lit it on Fire Just prim-ork
Sam Levy
That reminds me, do Gork and Mork even HAVE warp-servants of their own? Their own Daemon equivalent?
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire gazgul perhaps?
Ok but real talk about Corax in this episode now:
° Dude is a giant pale humanoid who is unnaturally smart
° First thing he does when joining the guardsmen is spread rumors about chaos, plus he wears a horned skull for some reason
° He proves unkillable through conventional means
° Immediately manages to convince the guardsmen to revolt against their governors
° And this part is just straight up creepy 14:42
Ngl i woudn't fault the inquisition if they launched an Exterminatus on this planet because of this
Well, Primarchs are described as part Warp and part genetic engineering.
The thing is if they got that information they would also know about him being a Primarch
Me watching Vulcan go Ork the first time: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Me watching Vulcan go Ork the second time: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!*
"Is this a prank, a death wish, or both?"
I love it!
PAY TO WIN!
@@---qt2cm Pay to live"
Huh, this one deals with viruses? Probably a death world then, can't see how bad that would-
*Vulkan lays dying*
Oh
VULKAN IS DEAD!!
half minute later "Vulkan LIVES"
Viruses and a corrupt government using it's people as indentured servants, expendable resources easily used up, tossed away and replaced. Art imitating real life.
DIS VIRUS MOIGHT BE HURTY TO YA HUMMIES
Elijah Grimm I knew there was something up but I just couldn’t place it
"such.... good boys" oh man even when he's dying vulkan is so wholesome. its gonna make me cry
stupid onion callidi
Fun Fact: Corvus Corax was the quiet kid in the back of the classroom back on his Home Planet.
"Bequeath us drugs and jackhammers"
Medical treatment fit for the 40k universe.
Knowing the Salamanders their Apothacries probably use smithing hammers and blowtorches to treat their wounded, so....
@@swordbrethrenmordred1230 And the Orks quite literally do.
I asked Lord Dadorable what he would have done in this situation. He would have read the contract meticulously followed by a swift execution of the planetary governor for trying to scam a Primarch.
I was kind of wondering why Corvus didn't just shoot the governor upon resisting a direct command from a Son of The EMPRAH(tm) but then the answer is that he has morals. Probably.
AdamWhistle1 you’re probably right, and given his urgency, Corvus likely didn’t see the harm in signing paperwork just to get the ball rolling. Never thinking there would be anyone stupid or arrogant enough to try to scam a primarch.
Yes. No matter the circumstances it is imperative to properly and thoroughly read legal documents. I would have though the jock strap incident would have taught Corax this.
@@Horus_the_Lupercal Plus purge those arrogant scamming nobles for looking more like mutants than human.
"According to 243 passages within the Book of Judgement, attempting to scam an Imperial Primarch is punishable by a twenty life-sentence confinement to the wilds of Catachan. As well as a summary kick in the groin."
"Bequeath us drugs and jackhammers" - Corvus Corax 42nd Millenium
Bruva. He'stan and Tu'shan have their brands and scars! I am awed at the attention to detail, every single viewing shows me more things to love about your series.
If only big E was a supportive of his sons as vulcan, perhaps horus wouldn't have needed his cheeks clapped so hard
or if he would have warded his growing room better so they wouldnt have bein influenced by outside forces of the worlds they were taken to...
Lets be honest, guardsmen don't need a commissar if Vulcan is there. His "I'm so Proud of you son" is more then enough so make them just go ham.
Everything happened according to the Emperor's designs. In the Nighthaunter book, the Nighthaunter asks "If the Emperor can see the future, then did he see the betrayal coming? Did everything happen according to his plan?"
In the book "Legion" we get a glimpse of the Emperor's true nature, beneath the glamour of a benevolent leader, the Emperor is extraordinarily bloodthirsty. Alpharius even spells out the Emperor's true goal flat out: to improve humanity through eternal war. And thanks to the Horus heresy, *there is only war.*
There may have been some bumps along the way, psychic foresight shows possible futures, not absolutes. I think the Emperor was trying to guide the Imperium towards the best possible future but the forces arrayed against him and the choices of the Primarchs made Utopia an impossible dream.. so he went for the next best thing: a homogeneous humanity adapted and evolved through 10,000 years of war.
War is a great way for the strongest and smarter to grow. I know it made me.
@@derekdrake8706
*The Emperor planning everything all along is simply Laurie Goulding's stupid bullshit.*
oh ya i forgot the primarches mostly all conquered their planets as children
Except Angron... Hehehehehehehehe....
Guilliman was basically just given his planet
@@samlevy9897 He made an empire made up of 499 other worlds though
Guiliman had an easy start, but he did put it to work and honed better statesmanship than his brothers.
I don't hold Angron getting captured by slavers when he landed against him, but it is odd that his uprising failed.
Bthsr71 to be fair if it wasn’t for the nails in his brain he would’ve been close to bringing change. But the emperor really should have helped him out, he could’ve added another planet and gained the loyalty of his son
This whole tts series is the first thing on youtube that ive ever been like "hell yes i would love to back you on patreon if i wasnt a student making minimum wage for a couple months out of the year and crying tears of desperately trying to not fail classes the rest of the time"
so until i finally get to graduate and find Job, please accept my moral, emotional, and youtube algorithm support in return for something that brings me great happiness. Thanks for making my day with these videos
I ship Corax and “Ogryn Buddy” chick.
Ditto... It do be cute.
I agree, but the female human likely would need anatomical reinforcement to survive the venture.
@@lordfelidae4505 if human women can survive the emperor, they can survive a primarch
Rachnera Arachnera he said there was so much blood tho...”so much blood... but I never left them unsatisfied.”
@@fireemblemistrash75 Yeah, and I am sure Corax would be gentle otherwise he would probably start angsting halfway through. Oh God, do you think he cries afterwards.
"Your situation is rather grim."
"Eh, it could be worse, pal. We could be Kriegers."
While normally true, I guess this means the galaxy at large doesn't know that Big E forgave Krieg. I imagine that's because Krieg expresses happiness at being forgiven the same way they previously pursued eternal, unachievable penance: laying sieges to make an Iron Warrior blush.
except i imagine instead of being stoic and feeling emence guilt all the time. they are extremely happy, if still a bit serious when necessary (it is a serious business showing how thankful we are). I hope the series goes to Krieg and they have like party stuff all over the place and a new holiday (forgiveness day)
They probably celebrated by giving every guardsman a fresh, sharpened entrenching tool.
Curious flip to it, now so happy in their forgiveness they have no fear. That having been forgiven they now feel free to truly serve the emperor now instead of trying to earn his forgiveness.
has there even bein a fight between Krieg and the iron warriors? if so is it in a book cuz that would be a good read.
Krieg and the Iron Warriors fought during the Siege of Vraks
Every warhammer model collector being questioned about the cost their hobby: "THIS IS NOT A WASTE IT'S AN INVESTMENT!!!!"
LOL
Gotta love that plastic crack
The whole revolution thing is extra fun when considering Corvus' origins.
I truly despise Clancy for killing best dad. I pray a boltshell finds his weasly little heart >:C
I pray the emperor's children find him
No we bring konrad back to get him 👹
Who knows? Maybe Angron finds him in an escape pod and Vulkan amd Corvax find Clancy hanging from a lampost... by his large intestine.
Angron: I Angry! Clancy Sucks
"Could be worse... we could be Kriegers."
*[Noticeably Livid Gas Mask Shovel noises]*
I recall Krieg was forgiven by Big E in the podcast
@@timoylumontad3920 Yeah well, we'll see exactly if and how that's effected things on Krieg when they series actually gets around to that planet.
@@seventhbracken4466 I am looking forward to it
This is even more funny when you know Kriegers are noted to *loathe* Jopall's Guardsmen for their focus on personal wealth rather than fanatical devotion to duty
@@Chask274 At least thanks to Corax freeing them, overthrew the ugly ass nobles and debts fully paid off, the Jopallian Guardsmen are now joining the Bro Trip Crusade.
Emperor: So, Corvis, tell me about your travels?
Corvis: Well...*Starts talking about Jopall*
Emperor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Farts 20 Warp storms into the planet's core*
Nah he'd probably just legit start laughing and give him a bro fist for reliving his childhood in such an awesome way. Then insult him for not doing it sooner when he could have started the instant they dropped him off without their armor. Because the emperor might be trying to be a more supportive dad. But he is still a giant asshole
@@legojay14 Big E would applaud the Jopallian Guard for executing those ugly ass nobles.
To be fair, I meant he fart thr warps storms in Jopall, because they're assholes
Jeez, this is my highest voted comment...And it a Fart Joke...Thanks RUclips. >.>
...So he'd genocide the newly-liberated people of Jopall based on what their now-dead overlords did?
Imagine of Corvus says something like "If Vulkan has been transported into someplace with Orcs, we need an Orc specialist and army!"
Thus, the unkillable Commisar Yarrik and his Steel Legion (I'd like Krieg, but that's difficult to get in).
It would've been cool to see the steel legion, they already sort have a good relationship with the salamanders already too so that would be interesting to see.
worse, he's probably teaching gork and mork to be friends.
"I am a space Marine do I look like I know what a contract is"
Just like a marine in real life!
I like how Clancy just quietly leaves riiiiiiight before the revolution.
Episode 4-6 Clancys return
It would be funny if Clancy had no outside help whatsoever, this was all done on the fly by him.
That's quiiiiiiiiiiiiite funny
i think he's an agent of malal
@Ron 3 I know the Imperium of Man is fascism incarnate, but is it really necessary to blame an entire religion for the crimes of a few ultra-elite families.
You think the Inquisition is going to let us away with this?
Inquistion : "Keep sending us regiments, worship the Big E and hand over any psyckers and you can do whatever you want. kthxby.
The Inquisition could care less about politics or rebellions as long as no demons, heretics or traitors of the Imperium in general are involved. As long as they believe in the Lectio Diviniatus they are fine.
I just realized mid writing, the whole Inquisition is stuck in Commorragh anyway xD
Sword Brethren Mordered Only something like 86% of it, really. Which is still a *lot*, to be fair; Shadow Over Immaterium literally happened because there wasn’t enough of the Inquisition left to properly take care of all the planets.
@@user-nk8ft3nn8z at the very least the parts that remain are the more... reasonable parts
"Oh wait, you need a governor or something. Here's the Governor Stick and a charter, fill in a name and tell them if the tithes stop we'll murder them and their whole family; unless the world is rebelling, in which case we'll murder everyone until it stops. Byyyyyeeeeee."
besides, the inquisition is curently facing a hard time, considering the majority got sent into the warp.
4:25
Every college graduate when a part time job is grilling them about having qualifications for a minimum wage job.
When you order a product that is priced low but has 15 dollar tax and shipping fee.
@15:39
The only, *only*, thing wrong with this episode is that we did not get to watch Cashpants' head separated from his shoulders and plop onto the ground.
... I suppose that this is a reflection of the brighter, nobler grimdarkness of the 41st Millennium.
Should have been the 'Pink Slip', but then they would have lost out on the 'revolution resolution' pun.
@@shadowshade666 Let them eat cake!
Going full Nobledark. I am okay with this.
And then Pesh or Hox kicks it like a soccer ball.
42nd Millennium*
For the next part: Vulkan indoctrinates Orcs to fight for the imperium... That would be scary
FOR DA EMPRAHHHHHHH!!!!!
That would be *epic.*
*Wez da Emporah's greenest, wez can not fail!!!*
That would be lit
@@zoltanz288 Vulkan the Primarch of Gork and Mork
"okay, sure, I'll join the G U A R D S M A N regiment" gets me every goddamn time
Hey. It’s the ceo of GW
This series has made me love Corvus Corax, but this episode especially.
He led a revolution and succeeded.
Well the lore corvus did start a revolution at his home planet
ALFABUSA LIVES!!
*STOMP STOMP*
Heyy, un altro italiano (i think)
ALFABUSA LIVES!!
*STOMP STOMP*
@@panickedpan875 Wela omo
@@panickedpan875 Sono italiano anche io
@@leonardodisavino6166 Wela! Ma sei de Frara?
I need to the see version where the salamanders and ravenguard immediately just take control of the planet when Lance Cashpants tries to extort their primarchs
Oh hey, it's the planet we all live on
I like how you portrayed Corvus's freedom fighter roots. Often gets overlooked by so many.
Ok I’m loving that Clancy is going to be the main antagonist for these guys. In the world of gods and demons it’s nice to see just some guy with a passion successfully antagonise these Demi-gods
The funny thing is that it is unclear if Clancy is even a Chaos worshipper. Even though that would make intuitive sense, I don't think he's ever explicitly praised any of the gods. He's just pure, focused, ever-cheerful malice.
@@dark7element MALICE, YOU SAY?
@@dark7element Honestly, it would make more sense if he wasn't a follower of any kind of chaos.
Mostly because he's far too successful. To my knowledge, most Chaos plots tend to end somewhat quickly via Bolter fire. And Fire fire. At least, once they reach the attention of Loyalist forces.
Clancy on the other hand managed to survive despite literally having four Astartes holding weapons to his head. Far too successful.
regardless, it's kind of obvious he has some help from Tzeentch whether he's aware of it or not.
It makes sense, why the hell would the chaos gods allow *two **_primarchs_* to return to Terra unmolested?
@@ethanphilpot7643 But what if Tzeentch actually WANTS both primarchs to make it to holy terra unmolested, and Clancy is in fact fighting against the Weaver of Fate himself, albeit unintentionally?
Does anyone else love the extended “o”s of the Jopallan Execs?
When you ship Pesh and Corvus but Jopallian flirting is considered solicitation everywhere else.
Funny how this episode came out right as Games Workshop significantly increased their prices.
MONEY FOR THE MONEY THRONE
GOLD FOR THE GOLD GOD
GW: We announced 9th edition.
Me: You are going to raise the prices of the models?
GW: We are going to raise the prices of all the models.
It quite funny that that “knockoff space marine” are a mix of Master Chief and Buzz Lightyear.
Edit: Oh and Samus.
Star craft too
How is the daemon known as Samus included in their design.
@@sonofjack6286 How dare you and your wretched mouth, flap Samus and Deamon in the same sentence.
@@davidnguyen5183
Well, there is Samus Aran, the only female Space Marine in existence (acxording to 1d4chan anyway), and Samus, the Daemon Prince that the then-Lunar Wolves ran into at the Whisperheads on 63-19 during the last years of the Great Crusade.
@@moriskurth628 Oh yea, that did happen didn't it.
Anyone else really ship Pesh and her "ogryn buddy" I hope she doesn't die horribly.
As I have said before, she would need significant physical augmentation to avoid a most fatal conclusion, as the Emperor can attest to.
@Tin WatchmanAlthough I agree thats probably the safest choice, should there ever... occur something of the non platonical nature, the primarchs are more or less smaller than the emperor in most depictions. With a bit of training from Guilliman´s druhkari waifu and Mechanicus bio-engineering it COULD happen without fatal consequences. Heck some of the emperor´s partners survived without all that and even gave birth to offspring after the fact so its certainly far from impossible for a strong guardswoman to sleep with one of the emperor´s sons. Wether that would be enjoyable for her or a traumatic experience is up for debate though.
Yes, you have just read someone semi-seriously theorizing about how fictional characters could get it on. No, I dont have a life.
@@axios4702 _Reads the disclaimer at the bottom_
Same here, my guy. Same here.
On another note, she'd make the perfect Happy-Go-Lucky to Corax's Perpetually Moody.
@@axios4702 yeah but doesn't emps have the power to shapeshift to regular human size as well as disguise with glamour? as cute as pesh & corvus are together (could defo root for em, platonic or otherwise), i think the non-platonic option ain't an option 🤔
@@lordfelidae4505 astartes, let alone primarchs are so juiced up you'd prob have troubles even finding their junk
Corax: viva le resistonce
Guardsmen/women: yes.
But the REAL question, and I mean the truly truly *real* question is:
What was Sassafras doing when the ships got impounded?
Please tell me, I require to know the activities of Sassafras.
I agree I must know how the best astropath ever is doing.
We must protecc the Astropath with the soothing voice of Thiccness!
FUmarc The master of thiccness must be protected, this Custodes worthy OC waifu
They better not have violated our precious thiccstropath.
She is part of the ship, so she is probably as confused about everything and doing something like enjoying a hot bath or something.
[fires bird at contract] "There! Bequeath us drugs and jackhammers!"
This is possibly one of my favorite out-of-context script lines ever. Thank you, as always, Alfa and Company.
electricbayonet2
1:50
Imma say that to my brother and tell you his response.
20:15 So is this the part where Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka comes back into the series 10 years after that one cold open?
Be like the Orks
If we believe hard enough it will happen