Day in the Life of Boy - Vox-Logs

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  4 года назад +4435

    UPDATE:
    EP29 is still slated to release on the 30th. Progress is steady and good.
    A big update is also up on Patreon in regards to future video releases. It is not pay-walled so you can check it if you really want for some reason.
    EDIT:
    If you didn't see it on Twitter or Patreon, I am unfortunately delaying the episode 'til the 9th because quality control has revealed some stuff I really want to fix before uploading it. Sorry, hope you understand.

  • @DenisK21
    @DenisK21 4 года назад +2581

    That old Vox-Hailer is everything that's wrong with the Imperium.
    Boy is the reason there's still hope for the Imperium.

    • @emanuelepolloni4002
      @emanuelepolloni4002 4 года назад +305

      The old Vox-Hailer followed the tradition and became a grotesque husk and died when a child that refused to follow it managed not only to beat him up even if he was gravely injured but to work for the Emperor himself, become Rogal Dorn's protégée and have a better life for himself and his family

    • @kevinneroza8439
      @kevinneroza8439 4 года назад +71

      Like an old saying “Out with the old in with the new!”

    • @Derpy-qg9hn
      @Derpy-qg9hn 4 года назад +94

      Asshailer looking inwards at himself gives me some hope too. Such a lad, really, even if his job happened to run against that of the Emprah's chosen.

    • @DoktorBeta
      @DoktorBeta 4 года назад +74

      @Aspiring Bod Boy's legs might not actually be grotesquely bloated; the old voxcaster is just unused to seeing legs that aren't completely shrivelled and wasting away.

    • @Netsaver
      @Netsaver 4 года назад +60

      Let's not forget that he died under the thought that he was a Heretic since he technically held the Boy as a hostage and that the boy was telling the truth all along.

  • @richyhu2042
    @richyhu2042 4 года назад +6851

    "Did you ever hear about the Chapter Master's first kill initiate?" the sergeant asked the nervous scout who grasped his gun tightly as the transport ripped through the air.
    "No sir, but I did hear he did it while mute?" the scout looked watched as his comrades professionally checked their guns and sat stoically like the millions of proud statues he had seen across the Imperium. He would be lying that even after all the training and implants, he still felt something unpleasant in his stomach. The others just assured him it was natural for anyone's first real combat mission.
    "I hear that prior to joining the chapter, he was chosen bearer of a sacred vox-hailer. Young thing back then, but strong. Strong enough to attract the attention of the Emperor himself so I hear. One day however, he went missing, gone from his sacred posting. The Emperor's own Custodes were sent to find him until one found him, bleeding and crippled on the ground, yet still having slain what was thought to be a kidnapper. No doubt some cultist who sought his blood and body and spirit for depraved heretical ends."
    "So he defeated a kidnapping cultist as a child?"
    "Aye, bloated old man with noxious machinery and a twisted mind and some hideous chest mutations. Even after weathering a sonic barrage from another cultist of Slaaneshi probably without protection, he swung his blessed instrument and ended the heretic's pathetic life with a swift kick straight through his horrid body!"
    The rookie scout could only imagine how epic the fight must have been given how impressive the Chapter Master was. Even at such a young age, before becoming an Astartes. He didn't say it, but it was equal parts inspirational and a little humbling.
    "ATTENTION, BROTHERS!" the Chapter Master's scarred face and covered eye appeared on the vid-screens in the transports, "THESE ORKS BELIEVE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO RULE THIS PLANET FROM FORCE OF ARMS. THEY ARE WRONG. FORCE OF ARMS ALONE IS AN INEFFICIENT METHOD OF GOVERNANCE. THEY WILL FALL TO OUR FORCES AND WE SHALL EXTERMINATE THEM FROM THIS WORLD. WITH THE EMPEROR'S BLESSINGS AND EACH OF YOUR ABILITIES, WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS. WE ARE THE SONS OF DORN! WE KNOW NOT FEAR! WE KNOW NOT COWARDICE! WE KNOW NOT DEFEAT!"
    The Chapter Master turned off the vid-screen and prepared to drop with the First Company. As the flyers landed and the ramp dropped, wild gunfire flooded into the compartment, bouncing harmlessly off his magnificent armor. He knew the stories the recruits and the other soldiers told about him and his past. It was one of the few things that got him to chuckle. Around his neck was a shard, a piece of that old vox-hailer he carried in the presences of the Emperor himself and Lord Adornable, fashioned into a grasping fist on a golden pendant. A reward for a life time of service.
    "IMPERIAL FISTS!" he roared as the marines charged towards the fortifications, "FORWARD! TO VICTORY!"
    Edit: Holy shit I have gotten the blessing of Lord Alfa himself :O
    Edit 2: HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR THE LIKES AND KIND WORDS!!
    Edit 3: Good holy Emperor the response from y'all is incredible! If you guys want to read more of what I write, I might as well plug my work with my five minutes of fame. www.fanfiction.net/s/13710530/1/ToyHammer-WarMallet-40mm

  • @TOUGHEYES
    @TOUGHEYES 4 года назад +4070

    Boy is canonically the weakest character of our ensemble, and he just straight up killed a dude today.
    Good.

    • @akstormtrooper508
      @akstormtrooper508 4 года назад +282

      Best part? he probably doesn't even know it.

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 4 года назад +290

      they really are raising him right.

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 4 года назад +123

      Soon he will be the mightiest of them all

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 4 года назад +103

      So Marius is more useless than even the Boy. Good.

    • @tacticalmarsupial6201
      @tacticalmarsupial6201 4 года назад +64

      They grow up so fast dont they

  • @kenspiracy2792
    @kenspiracy2792 4 года назад +3588

    I like how Boy refers to Slaanesh cultists as "Ian Watson boys"

    • @anthonybell9807
      @anthonybell9807 4 года назад +498

      Or is he referring to gene stealers, who in canon are on terra until the custodes clean house

    • @Abyssal86
      @Abyssal86 4 года назад +107

      Or the murder hobo inquisition

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 4 года назад +211

      @Mialisus for the same reason you find them anywhere else: to cause strife and weaken the local planetary defenses to make it easier for the main fleet too nom them when they arrive

    • @unwillingbulwark1553
      @unwillingbulwark1553 4 года назад +136

      No Ian Watson boys refer to when the inquisitor with his assassin and squat and whoever else came killed a bunch of people and anyone who new them anD straight up took over their lives to sneak into the imperial palace that’s why he’s scared of it happening to him.

    • @unwillingbulwark1553
      @unwillingbulwark1553 4 года назад +19

      It was in vox cast 3

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 4 года назад +3242

    That's the most 40k thing I've ever heard: "I listen to them at all times, though I don't understand a thing being said in them."

    • @bentarbbronze6048
      @bentarbbronze6048 4 года назад +123

      To be fair, how much of what's said is nonsense anyway?

    • @Wafflepudding
      @Wafflepudding 4 года назад +112

      National anthems in school in a nutshell.

    • @indigodragon78
      @indigodragon78 4 года назад +50

      Reading the novels in a nutshell.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +18

      @@indigodragon78 Woke

    • @Munin497
      @Munin497 4 года назад +36

      Every system of beliefs or morals there ever was in a nutshell.

  • @hatter3555
    @hatter3555 4 года назад +2979

    *Boy first kill*
    Entire Warhammer 40k comunity:
    *THATS OUR BOYYYYYYYY~!*

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 4 года назад +206

      Yes! Such a wholesome episode! Boy committed his first murder, I’m so proud!

    • @azariyelvarro6271
      @azariyelvarro6271 4 года назад +282

      @@robopope7584 He even did it in melee against an enemy he seems to have well and truly hated, who was denying the Emperor's will! How much more wholesome of a murder can you get?

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +102

      Dorn: Yey, I am proud of you.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 4 года назад +36

      A righteous kill!

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 4 года назад +102

      I’m not even kidding, I found that wholesome. In another universe it would be like “how horrible that someone so young would have to do such a thing.” But here it’s like “Yay! He’s gotten his first kill! So proud :) he’s finally standing up for himself!”

  • @RBermuda1
    @RBermuda1 4 года назад +2628

    “Whispers of an Underground Rat Imperium”
    ...... *WAIT A MINUTE*

    • @cmndrwolf291
      @cmndrwolf291 4 года назад +419

      Skaven confirmed?

    • @skepticalmagos_101
      @skepticalmagos_101 4 года назад +437

      Move along now citizen. There's no Ratme...... I mean... absolutely nothing in the sewers of Holy Terra. Go now!!

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 года назад +298

      *Rat snickering*
      Yes yes foolish man things. Rat men? Preposterous-stupid!

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 4 года назад +173

      Ratmen of unusual size? No way...

    • @angryperson6219
      @angryperson6219 4 года назад +81

      Hmmmm, yes-yes

  • @TheGCRust
    @TheGCRust 4 года назад +2233

    When Boy shows off his calves, should have had a hint of the Pillar theme. In the distance...ayayayayaaay...

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +169

      Missed opportunity

    • @user-rr6jj5mr6f
      @user-rr6jj5mr6f 4 года назад +150

      Joshua McClary Rogal might have to show concern, the Fabstodies might try recruiting Boy into their ranks

    • @mojothemigo
      @mojothemigo 4 года назад +59

      @@LobstersLobsters I read that in Dorn's voice :D

    • @chadsmith8966
      @chadsmith8966 4 года назад +22

      @@mojothemigo So did I :D

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 4 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/I9n6iMeIW8A/видео.html

  • @rjs6510
    @rjs6510 4 года назад +816

    Boy walks up Mount Everest every morning to get to work and you think traffic is bad. Be like Boy, and get to work.

    • @OmniGSage
      @OmniGSage 4 года назад +116

      *Mom Everest

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +54

      “What?”

    • @angus57720
      @angus57720 4 года назад +46

      @@iambumbo7534 "Forget this ever happened please and thank you."

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 4 года назад +35

      @@angus57720 "WHAT!?"

    • @theodorejao6281
      @theodorejao6281 4 года назад +15

      @@iambumbo7534 The imperial palace is the size of the continent and the uppermost levels of the palace are built on top of the Himalayas. The Emperor's throne room is on top of everest

  • @narekj4308
    @narekj4308 4 года назад +1681

    boy is preparing to become an Astartes
    musk-les

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 4 года назад +74

      maybe a son of dorn

    • @Hailix4240
      @Hailix4240 4 года назад +43

      Ghostx357 imperial fist. Like dorn

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 4 года назад +58

      imagine if he is made into a custodes

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 4 года назад +54

      and a Imperial Fist with Custodes\Primarch-Grade Armor and Guns because his last name might as well be Dorn if Rogal has his way

    • @Hailix4240
      @Hailix4240 4 года назад +4

      Matthew Brune yeah pretty much

  • @mr_girr3488
    @mr_girr3488 4 года назад +3963

    Boy's story arc is, unironically, one of the best story arcs in the entire mad comedy of errors that is TTS

    • @alfabusa
      @alfabusa  4 года назад +1535

      Mr_Girr ”Mad comedy of errors” this is a very good description that I like.

    • @mr_girr3488
      @mr_girr3488 4 года назад +698

      @@alfabusa THE MaKER HAS RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT<
      MY MASTER HAS AWAKENED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ErickGarcia-k6s
      @ErickGarcia-k6s 4 года назад +465

      ALFABUSA LIVES!!!!
      STOMP STOMP

    • @azariyelvarro6271
      @azariyelvarro6271 4 года назад +69

      @@mr_girr3488 Cue the music: ruclips.net/video/I9n6iMeIW8A/видео.html

    • @yaboistryker3750
      @yaboistryker3750 4 года назад +133

      @@alfabusa ALFA LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

  • @amwpyro4911
    @amwpyro4911 4 года назад +2915

    Small child be like: delivers elegant speech and follows it up with the phrase "Wherein BIG SKELETON sits!!"

    • @scolipede9995
      @scolipede9995 4 года назад +378

      The great thing is that his speech impedients dissappeared during that whole speech only to show up at the best time
      Alfabusa is blessed by the Man-Emperor with memes

    • @ShadaOfAllThings
      @ShadaOfAllThings 4 года назад +226

      One of my favorite parts of this is that you can see the confidence that Boy is slowly building from being in his Emperor's presence. When people who have been through shit like he has remember things, they often have their affectation change, as well as their word choice. By remembering his time with the Emperor, he gained the ability to stand up to his overseer, and acted confident in the face of his certain death. Confidence that could kill, as we've seen.

    • @electricyarn
      @electricyarn 3 года назад +30

      Yes! I often come back to this episode for that glorious moment

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 3 года назад +37

      Ian Watson might have traumatized Boy with that book that shall not be named, but Boy's vocabulary is slowing improving as a result

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 3 года назад +51

      @@phantomwraith1984 Magnus is tutoring the boy in literature. Good literature not the sewer goblin fanfic

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 4 года назад +647

    I love how boy asserts himself and becomes infinitely more composed and literate

    • @Chris-zi9hf
      @Chris-zi9hf 4 года назад +79

      Yeah, that was a great moment, him becoming more literate and composed. Though it was also great when Boy went back to his normal speech.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +12

      @@Chris-zi9hf Boy has a lot to improve

    • @ob6733
      @ob6733 4 года назад +48

      I can just see it now Boy answers one of Emps' questions Eloquently and Karstodes replies "Erudite little snot aren't you, although not entirely incorrect" love their relationship and how Boy develops because of it

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 4 года назад +49

      It really reminded me of when Decius started describing why the Emperor was great despite not being a God. I don't think it's a coincidence that Boy became more articulate when he started to describe the Emperor's chambers.

    • @Chris-zi9hf
      @Chris-zi9hf 4 года назад +16

      @@NorninTGK now that you mention it, it does actually sound like what happened with Decius

  • @jellyburghers895
    @jellyburghers895 4 года назад +792

    Boy is in the makings to become a fine Battle Brother.
    Ever better, a _competent_ Battle Brother.

    • @odstmurphy8224
      @odstmurphy8224 4 года назад +72

      He shall become Lord Dornable's greatest son, like Dante to Sanguinius.

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 4 года назад +41

      @@odstmurphy8224 singularly speaking yeah, Dante's the single greatest of the Hawkboy's kids, but the greatest concentration of them's the Lamenters, and I honestly hope that when the short's released next month, Alfa goes for the Nuclear option of if things are bleak even by their standards, the Sanguinor shows up to unleash one helluva asskicking

    • @bl00dth1rsty9
      @bl00dth1rsty9 4 года назад +7

      The first battle brother to not use injections during his transformation

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 4 года назад +5

      Probably gonna need some to balance out his muscle mass

    • @eduardolandauro8583
      @eduardolandauro8583 4 года назад +14

      I think boy is too great to be an startes, he would be a custodes, an thats not all, he will wear his armour

  • @absolutelyyousless7605
    @absolutelyyousless7605 4 года назад +1415

    “The ribs are for holding.”
    Such is life in Terra

    • @codussigma
      @codussigma 4 года назад +39

      Citizen of Volg: You guys have ribs?

    • @inceptiongamer1163
      @inceptiongamer1163 4 года назад +44

      Underhive: You guys have something?

    • @nidnoms3622
      @nidnoms3622 4 года назад +27

      this is why a 2nd set of arms is good, join a Genestealer cult

    • @soylent_brown4456
      @soylent_brown4456 4 года назад +13

      Could be worse. You could be in Zone.

    • @clumsycommissar5260
      @clumsycommissar5260 4 года назад +10

      Can the guard have him? We need someone with a massive pair of balls. We also need more men... My firing squad uh... misses a lot and uh... sometimes accidentally shoots more than the cowards... BUT IT WAS CLEARLY THE EMPEROR’S WILL THAT THEY DIED!

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 4 года назад +2932

    I just realized that Kitten has never met Boy...
    this must be rectified, IMMEDIATELY!

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +109

      FUmarc AGREED.

    • @davfree9732
      @davfree9732 4 года назад +302

      Kitten's meeting. "Oh, hello again son. I'm sorry I completely forgot to tell the kitchen to leave the dregs of the Emperors liquefied half eaten sandwiches out for you and your gang. So what have you scamps been doing while I was away?"

    • @lordjor96
      @lordjor96 4 года назад +66

      The Boy is Kitten son

    • @pacman10182
      @pacman10182 4 года назад +136

      @@lordjor96 so boy is half T'au?

    • @lordjor96
      @lordjor96 4 года назад +47

      @@pacman10182 Nah he had it after the brake up, some people use prostitutes in order to forget.

  • @McGrewer
    @McGrewer 4 года назад +700

    Did anyone notice boy started speaking really well after he said he enters the big gate? Did... Did the Emperor just give him a charisma boost like he did with Pope Hat?

    • @twahtskie
      @twahtskie 4 года назад +174

      No, this is a side effect of coming into contact and reading the text of the tome that shan't be named.
      It is also the only positive side effect of said tome. Followed by many, many, many negatives.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +112

      @@twahtskie And mainly to SPITE Ian Watson.

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +54

      “N e x t m o v i e ?”

    • @Krieger--sh7vn
      @Krieger--sh7vn 4 года назад +23

      i believe the popes name is Pope Shafthat the 23rd

    • @WadeWilsonKPop
      @WadeWilsonKPop 4 года назад +23

      It's the endolphins.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 4 года назад +1056

    At least boy got a bionic eye. But given his luck Helbrecht's cup shard is still lodged in his skull.
    ...much like Dorn's aquila in the Emperor's eye socket

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 4 года назад +236

      Terminators each carry a shard of the Emperor's armour inside the Crux Terminatus upon their pauldron. Boy carries a shard of the emperor's teacup inside his eye socket.

    • @Srksius2802
      @Srksius2802 4 года назад +96

      Is boy gonna be a new avatar of emperor?

    • @drekbleh7081
      @drekbleh7081 4 года назад +96

      @@VallornDeathblade it must give boy a invul save given the dangers he endures every day just to get to work

    • @lexcelius6921
      @lexcelius6921 4 года назад +38

      Great now you’ve got me imagining the Emperor, Boy, and Fyodor all merging once Fyodor gets back.

    • @BladeLigerV
      @BladeLigerV 4 года назад +20

      @@drekbleh7081 Considering everything, maybe a 5++ invulnerable?

  • @pietrodanz6903
    @pietrodanz6903 4 года назад +944

    Can we appreciate that this video confirms that:
    -Boy had alot of friends who died (just those 40k things).
    -Skavens are maybe a thing (especialy combined with the ''Great Horned Rat Day RETURNS'' comming this december.
    -That there is still ongoing battles concerning taco tuesday/thurday/friday on Terra. The schism can probably be compared to the Horus Heresy at this time.
    -Something about Orks on Terra.
    -Sanctified Silvered Tape still exist (but not pesticides).
    -While we all hate Inquisitor Draco, that book helped Boy achieve better vocabulary.
    -Boy first steps as a Space Marine: Musk-les and First kill. Lord Dornable would be proud.
    I love those Vox-Logs. Thank you for all of this Bruva and all hail the Manly Man-peror of Mankind!

    • @WhiteManOnCampus
      @WhiteManOnCampus 4 года назад +95

      -The orks are from Emps eating them to hallucinate Sanguinius, and probably from captured specimens for blood games.
      -Tacos can be consumed on any day when you need them. They are a good food, even if I prefer burritos for less mess.
      -Rat-people are likely mutants from the Emperor's canals, and unlike in Fantasy they're probably nice people.
      -Pesticides fell to the wayside when mass flamethrower extermination became popular, but we always need duct tape.
      -Boy will be Chapter Master of the Imperial Fists, perhaps Legion Commander if Emps has his way. His name will still be Boy, the moniker he received from the Emperor himself.

    • @kouikilol5833
      @kouikilol5833 4 года назад +46

      @@WhiteManOnCampus fillthy taco fundamentalist heretic

    • @maramanasa
      @maramanasa 4 года назад +37

      @@WhiteManOnCampus Werent the rat people just pilgrims who got lost and are now living in the sewers feeding on much and stuff? I mean the custodes during his usual cleaning did mention them.
      Also what better a wall-name than one given by the holy father himself.

    • @williamburnett3660
      @williamburnett3660 4 года назад +4

      Didn't the skaven transform their own realm to be multiversal?

    • @6letterss
      @6letterss 4 года назад +4

      they already did a rat god version of christmas. It makes sense for skaven to be in Alfabusa canon of 40k if rat god is

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 4 года назад +2685

    "These are my legs"
    *Audible thud*
    Boy has NEVER skipped leg day in his entire life.

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 4 года назад +96

      Jis life is lef day

    • @pacman10182
      @pacman10182 4 года назад +44

      @@Dudenob123 did you type that cross eyed?

    • @crystalalarm3
      @crystalalarm3 4 года назад +169

      @@pacman10182 obviously their fingers are too broken to type because they were appeasing the machine spirit of the computer by pressing the power button in the imperial manner.

    • @brandonstickels5435
      @brandonstickels5435 4 года назад +45

      It sounds like his commute IS leg day

    • @pacman10182
      @pacman10182 4 года назад +9

      @@brandonstickels5435 dats da joke

  • @xdlol1177
    @xdlol1177 4 года назад +2203

    It's kinda funny how boy was the only to try and engage in melee, but the two older people chose to use a ranged weapon instead of engaging in glorious melee.

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +311

      Boy truly is Dorn’s kid. Melee is best combat.

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas 4 года назад +93

      @@dinodude8899 And yet his sons embrace most strongly the Holy Bolter.

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +54

      ariandynas and? They still do Melee, do they not?

    • @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER
      @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER 4 года назад +86

      @@ariandynas black Templars prefer melee, and they're sons of dorn

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas 4 года назад +48

      @@I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER *growls* Sigismund....

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 4 года назад +2115

    Boy used to puke at the thought of offending someone, but now he's showing his purple prose chops and standing up to his persecutors. Hell, one of his foremost persecutors saved him and then complimented his efforts at self-defense. Boy is now my favorite character in all of TTS, and I hope that he gets some top-notch augmetic ears.
    ..."ATTENTION, CITIZEN--DIE" is the most succinct summary of the Arbites that I've ever seen. Well done.

    • @Chris-zi9hf
      @Chris-zi9hf 4 года назад +150

      Yeah, and there was also the part where he was speaking coherently and without any errors. Its great to see his character development.
      And also some more of Karstodes development as a character, as he has grown to appreciate Boy and look out for him.

    • @BladeLigerV
      @BladeLigerV 4 года назад +59

      @@Chris-zi9hf I now have an urge to get a scout model, add some custodies flar, and add a Militarum vox to the back. that would actually be a sick model.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 года назад +78

      @@Chris-zi9hf The closer he gets to the Throne Room in his description, the more fluent and coherent his speech gets.

    • @ricardotorrence6459
      @ricardotorrence6459 4 года назад +11

      @@Furzkampfbomber probable as the impresión gets bigger

    • @thelordoftime803
      @thelordoftime803 4 года назад +62

      @@Furzkampfbomber He is the Emperors chosen vox-caster, He must have seen something special in the boy. Even the Emperors presence can make the boy develop faster than most humans.

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 4 года назад +786

    Kratos: *Boy*
    Dorn: *Boy*

  • @edm127
    @edm127 4 года назад +1391

    “Shut up Boy.”
    I’d like to think there was a smile as eggplant said this

    • @Johan_the_Marshal
      @Johan_the_Marshal 4 года назад +152

      There was... you can hear it in Karstodes voice

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 4 года назад +64

      m y e s.

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +23

      @@Johan_the_Marshal Glad to know I wasn't the only one who pick up on that;)

    • @HTWW
      @HTWW 4 года назад +60

      He wouldn't show it, but he was proud of him at that moment.
      The first notch on his vox-caster, so to speak!))

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 года назад +28

      Boy knows, hell the Custodies are basically older cousins to him. I'd say the best case scenario for boy, is he gets the gene seed of Dorn, but also gets a combination of the Emperors. Including a mixture of the modifications and genetic modification for Space Marines and Custodies. Basically, half son of the Emperor and Dorn. But Dorn has full custody, and belongs to the Fists. But has an open invitation to take his place as a caretaker, from Eggplant.

  • @sir_clovis8291
    @sir_clovis8291 4 года назад +299

    I was listening to this while I was driving ,legit got shivers down the back of my neck when boy started his exposition on his morning commute to the throne room. Just suburb writing and voice acting all around.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +9

      Suburb?

    • @determination1311
      @determination1311 4 года назад +8

      I think he meant superb.

    • @gagetaylor54
      @gagetaylor54 4 года назад +2

      *Boy describing the Imperial Palace’s Inner Sanctum*
      Me: “Stop! Just...stop. I can only get SO erect!”

  • @caominhnhat1455
    @caominhnhat1455 4 года назад +1820

    Emperor didn’t just pick the boy randomly. He saw potential

    • @jawllypop1750
      @jawllypop1750 4 года назад +118

      Boy is considered and seen as another of his many children.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 4 года назад +148

      @@jawllypop1750 one he's kind of not actually being horrible too shockingly... actually wouldn't he be emps first honorary grandchild due to dorn kinda adopting him?

    • @azrael_the_deplorable9874
      @azrael_the_deplorable9874 4 года назад +52

      You were at 68. So I had to fix it.
      Edit: HERSEY!!!! YOU PEOPLE!!! YOU SCUM CHANGED THE HOLY NUMBER OF 69?!!! FOR SUCH TRANSGRESSIONS, YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!! DIE HERETIC!!!

    • @caominhnhat1455
      @caominhnhat1455 4 года назад +12

      @@azrael_the_deplorable9874 it 71 now....shame :(

    • @HEYabbot
      @HEYabbot 4 года назад +63

      Emps clearly saw him as a future highlord. He and our warhams boi Tater Tot shall bring new strength to the Imperium of Man.

  • @federationprime
    @federationprime 4 года назад +633

    Boy is a representation of humanity in 40k, and what they could become if only they were given a chance.

    • @nadasuper1942
      @nadasuper1942 4 года назад +52

      Boy is true hero of the imperial

    • @Zeliegrim
      @Zeliegrim 4 года назад +52

      Kinda why I don't want him to become an astartes. I want him to be a normal human and be given complete control of the wall of guns in the future.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 4 года назад +64

      @@Zeliegrim Boy is Malcador reborn, This is all big E getting him back up to speed so he can help save the shitshow that is the imperium.

    • @Zeliegrim
      @Zeliegrim 4 года назад +42

      @@myrixica4222 considering there's hints of him being a psyker... That would make a terrific amount of sense and be awesome.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 4 года назад +26

      @@Zeliegrim Big E just wants his bro back.

  • @AMPMASTER10
    @AMPMASTER10 4 года назад +1946

    Everyone is saying Dorne should have been the one to come and pick up Boy when he was late, but lets be honest with ourselves. There. Would. Be. No. Survivors. He would see his future adopted Space Marine son bleeding out after a attempted murder. After making sure Boy was safe, he would go full Black Templar Angry Marine and level the place, killing all inside, then build something over it with EXTRA fortifications. AND if any did survive at first would be buried alive in concrete for said fortifications.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 4 года назад +328

      To be fair, though, knowing the state of much of the Imperial institutions that would probably have been an improvement.

    • @Eckef
      @Eckef 4 года назад +151

      @@LyricalDJ That's... very true

    • @gracefulcubix4730
      @gracefulcubix4730 4 года назад +36

      Noice

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +202

      Dorn is FUCKING TERRIFYING when mad, how else can you explain the Homicidal Fury that is The Black Templars?

    • @BobMcBobJr
      @BobMcBobJr 4 года назад +186

      I disagree, the bodies would decrease the structural stability of the fortifications. They would be cremated unceremoniously.

  • @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +328

    Its pretty crazy that the TTS series has morphed from mostly self contained joke episodes into full blown sprawling adventures. I was blown away by the last ep

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 4 года назад +20

      Still waiting for the episode where an ambassador from the Tau Empire visits the Emperor. If they can get they Heretic from the last church an episode, Why not a Xeno's?

    • @dumpygrimbo8623
      @dumpygrimbo8623 4 года назад +8

      @@josephcalabrese6337 I would like to see the animated comedy starring Commander Farsight Emps was planning on

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 4 года назад +2

      @@josephcalabrese6337 And the said ambassador will turn out to be Kitten's old love. That would be awesome.

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 4 года назад +1

      @@bergonath8851 It is speculated that Commander Shadowsun is Kitten's old love.

    • @philljohn7777
      @philljohn7777 4 года назад +1

      @@josephcalabrese6337 NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!!!!

  • @mackenziebeeney3764
    @mackenziebeeney3764 4 года назад +718

    Did anyone else notice that when Boy was describing the inside of the Palace, his lisp basically disappeared? He sounded like a small child, reading a story in awe of the words.
    Lowkey very emotional and probably the best character arc. Go, Boy.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 года назад +46

      Decius had a similar thing happen when he was speaking to other priests on the glories of the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 года назад +21

      @@hariman7727 *HE* has that effect on people

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 года назад +2

      And also a little reference to the main color of his future Primarch’s Chapter/Legion

    • @elkpants1280
      @elkpants1280 3 года назад +1

      Yes.

  • @darkwillalex
    @darkwillalex 4 года назад +708

    Was almost expecting Dorn to show up, but the timely arrival of Karstodes just made this all even better. First his newfound respect for Kitten, and now saving Boy? My oh my, he's in league to become my favorite Fabulous Custodes!
    I mean Waamudes and Custodisi are still amazing in their own right, and Waamudes maybe slightly more so, but goddamn these three are just too good for this world.

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 4 года назад +60

      Either that, or the Emperor's psychic fist would smoosh. *THE BOY IS NEEDED TO RECORD MY WORDS INTO THE BRAINS OF MY DIMWIT CITIZENS*

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 4 года назад +38

      Brother Santodes is clearly the most fabulous of the fabulous custodes crew tho-they ALL want to become like him when they get f***ing murdered.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад +14

      Karstodes has always been custodes with the most personality

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 4 года назад +34

      I think his personality shift is more apparent. He is not just going to be nicer to Kitten. He seems more tolerant of Boy, and the "Pfft shut up boy" seemed more amused and kind hearted than his earlier bullying before his revelation.

    • @chromepaintaddict9787
      @chromepaintaddict9787 4 года назад +22

      DwarfyDoodad Also, in the Podcast with the Black Templars it seemed like Karstodes was the only one who was anti- "kill all normals" unlike Whammudes and Esidices who either shouted their hatred of normals, was totally ok with boy dying from Not-Sigismund, or offhandedly mention exterminatus-ing planets for 'dumb opinions'. All of which Karstodes is against (he tries defending Boy in that episode) or indiffetent to (with no replies)

  • @nicholascerillo4000
    @nicholascerillo4000 4 года назад +1495

    It just occurred to me that the BIG STAIR that boy refers to in front of the palace are Custode/Space Marine sized stairs. And Boy has to scale those stairs (basically meant for giants) Every Single Day.
    *Rocky Music Intensifies*

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +211

      And he’s basically climbing MT EVEREST.

    • @forkstaf1918
      @forkstaf1918 4 года назад +22

      ohne dich

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +199

      The Palace is built on top of what's left of the Himalayan Mountains. That's really fucking impressive. Boy is going to look like a Speess Mareen without any augmentations.

    • @xXFuzzeeXx
      @xXFuzzeeXx 3 года назад +128

      Not to mention all the crazy shit he says he goes through just to get to the stairs, and the know-how it'd take to actually navigate to the throne-room unharmed.
      Granted, considering a huge portion of it is made of solid fucking gold or some other visually analogous material (auramite, brass, etc, heavy shit) and the crushing passage of 40,000 years, the 'mountains' are probably a bit less impressive by now.
      Still, bear in mind that he is still climbing stairs intended for custodes+, probably a little bigger than that to accomodate primarchs and E himself. Considering how regular humans size up to their superhuman counterparts, he's probably about as tall as a single stair.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +73

      @@xXFuzzeeXx by the time boy becomes a teen he will be basically able to just muscle his was thought the crowds and hold his own to a castodies who is using a pinky finger. and he will be having better rations just form his needs so in the end he will survive the terra city.

  • @richardtaillon1616
    @richardtaillon1616 4 года назад +556

    Why did I get a big, stupid happy grin when they said Boy was moving into the inner palace.

    • @TricksterModeEngaged
      @TricksterModeEngaged 4 года назад +110

      I just realized that gives him an excuse to move into the main storyline if he just kind of lives there now

    • @KhanKeal
      @KhanKeal 4 года назад +39

      One word: "catharsis"

    • @luckyleo25
      @luckyleo25 4 года назад +63

      I did too. And I was saddened and dismayed when it was stated that Boy was to be killed and censored. And I cheered when Boy started kick ass! Both times!!!

    • @Grizzlymilsim
      @Grizzlymilsim 4 года назад +30

      Dornable will be proud. I straight fist pumped for my gene father when i heard that.

    • @sangralknight3031
      @sangralknight3031 4 года назад +3

      @@Grizzlymilsim Same

  • @AmerikanSkull
    @AmerikanSkull 4 года назад +1545

    The man has more chins then the amount of active Space Marine Chapters.

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 4 года назад +62

      Nah, he would have been an entity composed of only chins than, as GWs favorite past time is beating out more muhrieens.

    • @hex37
      @hex37 4 года назад +41

      Haha, those aren't chins.... They're cheeks

    • @AmerikanSkull
      @AmerikanSkull 4 года назад +24

      @@hex37 Oh dear god.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +17

      He has more chins than the former big wigs on Jopal.

    • @Sapheiorus
      @Sapheiorus 4 года назад +7

      I... think those are cheeks?

  • @absolutelyyousless7605
    @absolutelyyousless7605 4 года назад +1140

    Dorn has taught this boy well, he shall be a fine Imperial Fist, and bring joy to the Imperium!

    • @colonelautism9957
      @colonelautism9957 4 года назад +51

      I think he would be a good techmarine

    • @JacksonJinn
      @JacksonJinn 4 года назад +81

      Chapter Master "Boy."
      *Yessssssssss.*

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 4 года назад +34

      Bring joy to the imperium? You mean the salamanders? If boy would be an imperial fist hed fortify his defenses... especially from Karstodes

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 4 года назад +30

      JacksonJin *Primarch of the Terran Terrors: Boy*

    • @evanwcahill4439
      @evanwcahill4439 4 года назад +11

      should be an imperial heel with those jacked legs of his.

  • @lurkingdaemon3289
    @lurkingdaemon3289 4 года назад +2345

    This Vox-log subtly shows how *strong* boy is as a character: His daily routine is abhorrent and hellish, despite and because of being a Terran citizen - and yet he survives. He survives through intelligence, creativity and perseverance to carry out a thankless task for (mostly) uncaring masters - not because he will see a reward for his efforts, but because it is his *duty*. And when his duty and his kin are threatened, he is willing to put his life on the line to defend their well-being - knowing his own may well be (and almost was) forfeit.
    Dorn would be proud.

    • @Tounushi
      @Tounushi 4 года назад +233

      I think that about covers space marine recruitment standards. Resourcefulness, agility, faith, perception, strength, perseverence and facing down death. And he's got a kill count.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 года назад +202

      @@Tounushi a MELEE kill count

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 4 года назад +68

      @@Tounushi Perhaps the Iron Hands Legion would suit him. BOY is already an expert in technology. Or maybe he would join the Adeptus Mechanicus.

    • @philljohn7777
      @philljohn7777 4 года назад +70

      @@josephcalabrese6337 dorn would not allow this.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 4 года назад +20

      @@philljohn7777 The Gorgon Ferrus Manus may have, and so would Perturabo... probably.

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 4 года назад +112

    I love how confident Boy get's when talking about being with the emperor, his stutter even stops.

  • @fin4314
    @fin4314 4 года назад +346

    I wish imperials were this weird in the official novels. This feels more 40k appropriate

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 4 года назад +45

      They are weird in novels.
      Just In different direction.

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 4 года назад +10

      I would so read this version.

    • @ferikjurgen5359
      @ferikjurgen5359 4 года назад +30

      Read the ciaphas cain novels they're very funny in those its less grimdark and more grimdank

    • @yumazster
      @yumazster 4 года назад +12

      Reading the Carrion Throne now. They are weird, gross and absolutely insane. Especially on Terra.

    • @gregoreisenhorn6601
      @gregoreisenhorn6601 4 года назад +15

      @@yumazster
      I find them hilarious though it all depends on the author some double down on the
      grimdark, others try to show heroic aspects & others just make the situation funny.

  • @freshtoast9578
    @freshtoast9578 4 года назад +1492

    Eating burg wrong is the absolute highest heresy against our glorious angelboi sanguinius good to see the arbitrators doing good work.

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 4 года назад +97

      BORGAR is BORGAR. So long as BORGAR is consumed; Sanguinius will be appeased.
      I consume *TWO* BORGAR every time i visit my local food dispensary, provided the easing of Nurgle's influence.

    • @kilorethiw
      @kilorethiw 4 года назад +39

      I eat burg with spicy sweet sauce, acidified water cylinder slices, coagulated grox milk, and some carb planks on the side. Of course only when I am able to procure a liver for the lord governor, he needs a new one every week.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 4 года назад +23

      You are WEAK

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 4 года назад +28

      @@ferrusmanus4013 shut your face brain ghost Ferrus you are not friend!

    • @BunkerAnon
      @BunkerAnon 4 года назад +3

      So is it a burg chain themed around best Boi?

  • @thornfalk
    @thornfalk 4 года назад +2695

    Holy shit Karstodies is actually capable of being a decent person.

    • @Spirelord122
      @Spirelord122 4 года назад +390

      All from his growth in the last episode. He’s now capable of recognizing other people in a positive way

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +417

      Well, his Double Standard did died.

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 4 года назад +343

      @@AROBASPARK
      *IT SEEMS YOUR DOUBLE-STANDARD DOUBLED OVER AND DIED.*

    • @tomasmisek5598
      @tomasmisek5598 4 года назад +151

      Hes also capable of walking through a wall Dorn built.

    • @charlesxii2660
      @charlesxii2660 4 года назад +85

      A monumental achievement, or a testament to his strength

  • @revandfriends8817
    @revandfriends8817 4 года назад +465

    Boy. Legs of the imperium, host of the Emperor’s voice, and bane of all shins. Traitors beware

    • @brano13177
      @brano13177 4 года назад +29

      And lest we forget: the adopted son of Lord Adorable himself.

    • @revandfriends8817
      @revandfriends8817 4 года назад +13

      brano13177 I didn’t forget, that one just goes without saying

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад +14

      'What is a fist, without sure footing? What is a punch, without a staunch leg? It is naught but an empty hand.
      That is what makes an Imperial Fist, brother. Not a quick arm, but certainty in where you stand, and unbreakable will.'

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 3 года назад +6

      @@nooneinparticular5256 don't forget *F O R T I F I C A T I O N*

    • @spookyscarysteve
      @spookyscarysteve 3 года назад +4

      @@savathunthejudge914 the legs are the FORTIFICATIONS of the body

  • @gabethedragon
    @gabethedragon 4 года назад +712

    Awww, Karstodes does care
    In his own self-centered
    Aloof
    Better-than-thou way

    • @BlueInkAlchemy
      @BlueInkAlchemy 4 года назад +108

      He has been markedly different since his double standard doubled-over and died. Previously, "SHUT UP BOY!" was his rejection of anyone but himself being correct. Now, "Pfft, shut up, Boy" is a saying of endearment, more an encouragement than a rejection because of how Boy has grown.
      Legit one of the most wholesome things to ever come out of 40k lore, parody or not.

    • @kash3862
      @kash3862 4 года назад +9

      To be fair he is better than most of the imperium.

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine 4 года назад

      I would like this comment but it's at 666.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 4 года назад +527

    Boy is quite possibly the most precious thing to ever exist in the 40k Universe.
    ... granted he literally beat someone to death with a grimdark loudspeaker, but hey. 40k will be 40k

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 года назад +29

      It was self defense!

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад +72

      @@Toneill029 Funny thing is you probably could not get a better first kill in the eyes of the Imperium than Boy just did. A multi-art (kick and voxcaster) meele kill against an opponent he truly hated and who was denying the emperor's will, while mute and deaf. AND HE GOT RESCUED BY A FUCKING CUSTODES, WHO SAID THE KILL WAS A COLLABORATIVE EFFORT.
      TL;DR: Multi-art meele kill beside a Custodian while mute and deaf against opponent he hated who was denying the Emperor's will. And Boy was a regular child. Also it was self-defense, literally.
      Yeah I feel like it doesn't get much better.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 2 года назад +6

      He RIGHTEOUSLY beat someone to death.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Год назад +1

      I dunno, that's pretty precious.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Год назад

      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @danniluxgarbe429
    @danniluxgarbe429 4 года назад +537

    "This is what I get for REJECTING your lacking creed!"
    Delightful. Even more so than Decius's voice shift.

  • @alainpiera7139
    @alainpiera7139 4 года назад +297

    And so was ascended Boy, first of the IMPERIAL LEGS, who NEVER SKIP LEG DAY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.

    • @WhiteManOnCampus
      @WhiteManOnCampus 4 года назад +40

      All hail Legion Commander Boy, AND HIS legs.

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 4 года назад +22

      One of his most hated foes is a powerful Cult on the demon world of Fartham 4, who dare sully the name of the Imperial Legs by claiming that a so called “Divine Lord” founded the Imperial Legs, and that the legion is made of Ratlings who have ascended their sinfully short bodies.

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 4 года назад +1

      OpenAardvark41 They are also adversary’s of the Forge World of Lemuria as a skitarii of the forge world beat their leader to death with his own legs

    • @UberMangaka
      @UberMangaka 4 года назад

      I love this entire comment thread, thank you fellow WarHams viewers.

  • @brutusthebear9050
    @brutusthebear9050 4 года назад +336

    "These are big stairwalk legs, sir!!" I am dead.

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 4 года назад +29

      Kneel before Boy's majestically powerful legs.

    • @captainvalentin8826
      @captainvalentin8826 4 года назад +9

      when he sayd that i imagined thar he had legs like the custodise and it was like a moment from old cartoons. hope you know what i meen !

    • @MrBardTard
      @MrBardTard 4 года назад +4

      @@captainvalentin8826
      A close up shot on his lower leg, in super high res, glistening with light from an unknown source to better define the absurdity of how ripped his leg muscles are? Yeah, I had the same image.

    •  4 года назад +2

      *faint pillar men theme as they're revealed*

  • @Augusto3506
    @Augusto3506 4 года назад +389

    Boy character development is one of the best in any animated series. Period.

    • @gregoreisenhorn6601
      @gregoreisenhorn6601 4 года назад +14

      TTS is best anime

    • @Seldonlair
      @Seldonlair 4 года назад +13

      @Anzu Wyliei You lack imagination.

    • @kodyw2960
      @kodyw2960 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 4 года назад +3

      @Anzu Wyliei
      Lord Dornable, I wasn't aware that you had multiple accounts

    • @Seldonlair
      @Seldonlair 4 года назад +1

      @Anzu Wyliei Hush Dorn. Eat your snacks!

  • @sctumminello
    @sctumminello 4 года назад +556

    This is some incredible character development. Boy who once wept continuously and was unable to complete words, now stares his degenerate overseer down and rebukes his idiocy flatly.
    Boy has endured the ridicule and threats of custodes, held fast before the shade of an ancient fallen priest, survived an assault by the Grand Marshall of the Black Templars and kept his soul intact in face of the horrid corruption of thrice by thrice by thrice accursed tome of Ian Watson. Karostodes saved the VoxAssault trooper from Boy not the other way around.

  • @patrykpikulinski6135
    @patrykpikulinski6135 4 года назад +324

    When The Boy was narrating his jurney through the Palace...that was some good writing. I could literally see and feel those places. Background choir was also a dignifying element.
    In short astonishing work, as always. Besides I'm glad The Boy is back🙂.

    • @douchevick309
      @douchevick309 4 года назад +15

      The choir really sells it.
      BTW, what is the name of the track anyway? I have searched everywhere but I haven't been able to find it anywhere.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 4 года назад +13

      The purple prose was on point, and Boy was in the zone. It was badass.

    • @odstmurphy8224
      @odstmurphy8224 4 года назад +28

      All of it, for the best climax.
      WHEREIN BIG SKELETON SITS.

    • @Kalckie
      @Kalckie 4 года назад +5

      I 100% agree with you.
      This series is so great because it manages to blend grimdark, comedy and pure epicness by the way of awesome writing.
      Cudos to Alfabusa and his crew!

    • @additiveartificer9365
      @additiveartificer9365 4 года назад +6

      The inquisitior book make boy learn to write

  • @kevinclover1875
    @kevinclover1875 4 года назад +158

    I like that everything turns golden as boy is on his rant.
    And the choir music, he is blessed.
    I REJECT YOUR LACKING CREED

  • @bielpr2009
    @bielpr2009 4 года назад +448

    The last time I was this early, Kitten was still practicing heretical activities with Shadow-sun

    • @ModernJedi83
      @ModernJedi83 4 года назад +73

      (Takes a deep breath) THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @DanielWW2
      @DanielWW2 4 года назад +37

      *_NOT CANNON_*

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 4 года назад +19

      Those were times.

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 4 года назад +31

      @@karakun1 Ah yes those were in fact times.
      Times that did not happen.

    • @selvbilde253
      @selvbilde253 4 года назад +18

      Halvos
      You could say that those times were...
      Not canon.

  • @pol1229
    @pol1229 4 года назад +1869

    Custodes: *Will only go into the sewers with a gunship, Grand-Uncle, and three Sisters of Silence.*
    Boy: *Uses sewers for his morning commute.*

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 3 года назад +408

      To be fair the Custodes go in there for the express purpose of picking a fight with all the bullshit that dwells in there. Boy is merely passing through.

    • @Joannes808
      @Joannes808 3 года назад +216

      Someone get that boy a Gene-Seed on the double... and a new set of ears, that be convenient.

    • @oneone99able
      @oneone99able 3 года назад +184

      Well boy only enters the regular sewers of terra while still assumed horrible it isn’t the emperors person sewer filled with the physic residue of uncountable number of dead psykers

    • @Commissar_Eiven
      @Commissar_Eiven 3 года назад +36

      The boy is a Chad!!!

    • @Triumph263
      @Triumph263 3 года назад +56

      Wait a minute, the sewers contain massive amounts of psychic residue capable of mutating creatures and Boy walks through them on his daily commute. Will Boy gain psychic powers?

  • @Aryan_homophobe
    @Aryan_homophobe 4 года назад +411

    Ok, that description of the Imperial Palace is giving me massive chills. How utterly horrific and simultaneously glorious that insane structure is for the rest of the galaxy.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +43

      tbf, the throne is just the tip of the iceberg too, below its systems are like the enormous machinery to support the astronomican and its massive choir of astropaths which is capable of beaming its psychic light across the entire galaxy

    • @Tounushi
      @Tounushi 4 года назад +37

      There's a map of the palace and its associated hive. Sanctum Imperialis covers the entire Taklamakan basin in what is today Xinjiang. The other offices of the palace are spread out over the hive that covers Tibet.

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 4 года назад +383

    I really like how Boy's verbose and vernacular capacities improve as he talks about the Emperor region.

    • @themostloyalorange5209
      @themostloyalorange5209 4 года назад +33

      Perhaps the only benefit Ian Watson noval may ever do, enrich Boy vocabulary

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 4 года назад +19

      We do not talk about that book, brother. There is no Inquisitor book, there are no Star Wars sequels and there is no Queen of England.

    • @reivercaptain510
      @reivercaptain510 4 года назад +28

      I think it's Big E's subconscious influence to make his realm sound cool at all times.

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 4 года назад +1

      @@xanmontes8715 and also no command and conquer 4

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 4 года назад +3

      A worthy concept, however the last time Big E influenced a child in a similar manner, Mortarion almost died and Papa Smurf witnessed that child be carbonized from within.
      Or so go the legends.

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 4 года назад +433

    "WHY ARE YOUR FEET SO SMALL!?" - Quentin Tarantino probably

    • @peebins1238
      @peebins1238 4 года назад +17

      *~ Quetiunius Tarentinus MDCCCXCV

    • @AxtonAponte
      @AxtonAponte 4 года назад +10

      His thirst for feet will never be forgotten

    • @quentinhoward99
      @quentinhoward99 4 года назад +1

      I had nothing to do with this.

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 4 года назад +2

      *Dan "Let me play twister with your little sister" Schneider

  • @andromedafan
    @andromedafan 4 года назад +636

    After watching this, Boy has basically unrestricted access to the Throne Room. Something the High Lords don't have. He has better access to the Emperor than the High Lords.

    • @GabrielLopez-mo2xo
      @GabrielLopez-mo2xo 4 года назад +67

      Boy> high lords inquisitors rogue traders planetary governors lord solar

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 3 года назад +33

      People theorise that Boy is actually one of Emperor's fragments

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest 3 года назад +27

      Unless it's Game Night, then they're allowed in.

    • @jacobaugustine4052
      @jacobaugustine4052 3 года назад +5

      @@phantomwraith1984 were tell me pleas

    • @dmdiaries7208
      @dmdiaries7208 3 года назад +6

      as he absolutely SHOULD

  • @RaptorZefier
    @RaptorZefier 4 года назад +933

    "The underground Rattie Imperium"
    *Begins sweating furiously in Skaven*
    **They're on to us-us!**

  • @saberwaspgg
    @saberwaspgg 4 года назад +922

    Boy: accurately explains going to the throne room.
    Vox-master: lies, blasphemy.
    Me: How dare he reject the word of the Emperor's hailer. Costodes!!

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 4 года назад +48

      Something something Emperor's Word.

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 4 года назад +51

      The Vox master's ego won't let him realize that his ways and beliefs are stupid
      So he uses the arbiters to destroy all evidence that leads to revelation

    • @blazeburner303
      @blazeburner303 4 года назад +22

      moreso when you realize the fact that these people give him the orders, so they ordered him to go there as the palace requested him, then promptly forgot and now call lies on their own orders

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад +14

      Arier brought up this point, and I personally like it, myself:
      When Karstodes explained everything, and the Vox Master realized how wrong he was, he willfully bled himself out--or the shock simply led him to bleed out.
      Indeed, a work of fine collaboration.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 года назад +12

      kinda understandable because it means boy has been granted the title of auditorii imperator, something very few high lords have been granted despite ten millenia

  • @user-rr6jj5mr6f
    @user-rr6jj5mr6f 4 года назад +463

    Best grandfather nicknames:
    Pop Pop
    Gamps
    Big Skeleton

    • @velphidrow
      @velphidrow 3 года назад +11

      That's because another OP Skeleton man with paternal instincts has stolen the title of Gramps

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 года назад +2

      Xavier Wiegand we sent Gramps out on a Thot patrol. Slaaneshi activity is down 87%

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 4 года назад +394

    Silver tape!? What are we eldar? I though that the Emperor had decreed that only gold tape was allowed on Terra's holy soil. Mechanicus and their steel obsession.

    • @goldobsidianfinesmith32
      @goldobsidianfinesmith32 4 года назад +31

      Silver Duck Tape is the exception to that rule. Gold Duck Tape looks like shit.

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 4 года назад +13

      Just follow it up with nuln oil.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +14

      @@vincentmuyo Then go back over with the original color to brighten things back up. And don't forget to thin your paints for the nice edge highlights to really make it pop.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 года назад +4

      The emperor is ok with the holy silver tape because of its strength and its resistance to the taint of chaos like seriously I got some tech priest to cover a titan with it and it went out and kicked daemon ass and not one bit of the taint of chaos was found

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 года назад

      Wait up who brought silver?!

  • @rilkecadmus5143
    @rilkecadmus5143 4 года назад +369

    Boy's voice has ascended like Mancleseiarch Decius

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 4 года назад +38

      Praising of Emperor-associated things does that to you apparently...
      As it should for praising The Emperor is our privilege.

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 4 года назад +2

      During that description of the palace, I assume the Emperor was speaking though him, which says something about just how much willpower boy has to actually be able to call him BIG SKELETON when under his influence.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 4 года назад +1

      @@doombybbr Or it was Emp throwing it in for funsies.
      Quote: "[ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ʀɪғғ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ.]"

  • @MrTexaspreacher
    @MrTexaspreacher 4 года назад +472

    Wait a moment. When they played Table Top Fantasy and summoned their characters by destroying the book......maybe the Skaven slipped through.
    Naw.
    Just a lie myth

    • @caav56
      @caav56 4 года назад +78

      >Just a lie myth
      Yes-yes, I am a man-thing and I agree-concur with your message-idea. No rat-thing empire-collective on the Earth-Terra, yes-yes!!!

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 года назад +25

      @@caav56 mmmhhh
      Ye checks out
      Have a nice day

    • @varangiangaming7178
      @varangiangaming7178 4 года назад +18

      Yes-yes a lie-myth how unrealistic-foolish to suggest such a thing

    • @captainvalentin8826
      @captainvalentin8826 4 года назад +13

      i thouth the skaven somehow managed to enter the multivers sooo .... yeah. im going far away from those wierd sowwers .

    • @heavyweaponsguy3074
      @heavyweaponsguy3074 4 года назад +6

      Rat men surely you jest?

  • @thelockwarden9028
    @thelockwarden9028 4 года назад +205

    “Dornable will be proud.” That right there went in the ears and straight to the feels.

  • @samuelthegreatoo
    @samuelthegreatoo 4 года назад +2426

    Emps, on hearing this:
    ROGAL.
    Rogal: Yes, Father?
    I HAVE RECIEVED REPORTS THAT BOY HAS TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB TO REACH THE THRONEROOM.
    Rogal: Excuse me?
    APPARENTLY THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE IS FUCKING AWEFUL.
    Rogal: The infrastucture is subpar? I built it to last until the heat-death of the Universe.
    WELL WATCH THIS.
    *22 minutes later*
    Rogal, with a visible frown and furrowed eyebrows: Improvements... must be made. And I request that Boy live with me for his own safety.
    SURE.

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +407

      One. Minute. Later...
      *BOOM.*
      Rogal: *walks in.* “the infrastructure has been fortified, and all those within have *become part of it.* “
      *edit* : this is one of my most liked comments yet… thank you, everyone.

    • @hatter3555
      @hatter3555 4 года назад +119

      @@dinodude8899
      The best defence is to use agresor, as fortifications

    • @samuelthegreatoo
      @samuelthegreatoo 4 года назад +105

      @@dinodude8899
      Boy: Dadorable? W-what did y-you do?

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +114

      SamuelthegreatOO Rogal: *pats Boy’s head.* “do not worry Boy, it is none of your concern.”

    • @jacobwiren8142
      @jacobwiren8142 4 года назад +41

      Definitely canon...

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 4 года назад +292

    ....Ass-Hailer asks A LOT of questions...
    He's definitely going to join the Inquisition as an Acolyte of our favorite skull-faced inquisitive Inquisitor Tech-Priest.

    • @odstmurphy8224
      @odstmurphy8224 4 года назад +14

      Canon now

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 4 года назад +66

      "Can I join you as your assistant?"
      "Can you? Are you have a compulsion to frame everything you say in the form of a question?"
      "Can I answer your question with another question?"
      "I think you may be a good fit?"

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 4 года назад +3

      I thought Emperor was shut down the inquisition...

    • @captainvalentin8826
      @captainvalentin8826 4 года назад +12

      @@ZetsubouGintama just sent the worst of them in the warp ! the rest got to keep their jobs.

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 4 года назад +4

      "The worst" being, like, 80% of the Inquisition

  • @mickeyzord
    @mickeyzord 4 года назад +316

    He went from baby talk to *damn Shakespeare* halfway through, wtf

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 года назад +40

      If you're ever in the 3rd world somewhere, fire up some old school Michael Jackson, and watch people who don't speak a lick of english somehow know every word to Billy Jean and the whole playlist of Thriller, verbatim.
      It's the same warp magic.

    • @MrRemicas
      @MrRemicas 4 года назад +10

      He was inpired by the man-Emperor.

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 4 года назад +2

      It happened at the same time he grew an adamantine spine, 10/10

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад

      I'm reminded of the kid from the 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' game.

    • @Statusinator
      @Statusinator 4 года назад +1

      Much like Ecclesiarch Decius.

  • @checkp0int885
    @checkp0int885 4 года назад +383

    I like to imagine that Karstodes was bent over holding Boy's hand as they made their way into the sanctum.
    Even in the 42nd millennium, not even psycoindoctrinated superhumans can escape from paternal instincts.

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest 3 года назад +60

      Considering the damage done on Boy... I actually interpreted it as him either carrying him in his arms or giving him a piggy back ride.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад +8

      Given that the sound at the end is a pair of footsteps, is a possibility.

    • @jacobaugustine4052
      @jacobaugustine4052 2 года назад +2

      @Captain-General Kittonius yes it did

  • @dathore
    @dathore 4 года назад +405

    Wait... "Ian Watson boys"... D-Did Boy just mention the presence of a Genestealer Cult on terra????

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 года назад +91

      Yeah, having that huge of a population, theres no way they could keep track of everyone
      On another note, if 1% of *Holy Terra* was under a genestealer cult, there would be so many of them due to *Holy Terra's* population

    • @dathore
      @dathore 4 года назад +43

      @@birb125 I can see that, though I wonder how that would work, considering that the literal Emperor is there, sitting on his throne, figured his overwhelming psychic presence would sort of block out the Hive Mind's influence.

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 года назад +31

      @@dathore well genestealers are cutoff from the hivemind, remember? The hivemind's present wouldn't exist

    • @dathore
      @dathore 4 года назад +18

      @@birb125 true, though they still need a Patriarch to operate, since they need a higher tyranid bioform to lead them.

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 года назад +32

      @@dathore i actually checked the Wiki, the Broodmind is referred to as a "Subconscious link" which implies that it isn't a psychic connection, which its important to note, the link between Tyranids is an evolutionary thing and as such, isnt connected to the warp.

  • @DerpyHDoo
    @DerpyHDoo 4 года назад +1643

    F in the comments for Barg Bigthroat

    • @atpsoldat6108
      @atpsoldat6108 4 года назад +37

      F

    • @ytw101
      @ytw101 4 года назад +44

      Rip

    • @Kalashinator
      @Kalashinator 4 года назад +57

      F
      Also, BARG BIGTHROAT joins BILLY MAYS, BRIAN BLESSED, WAAAGH! and Sly Marbo's speech patterns in the halls of words that shall forever be all-caps and shouted.

    • @rosebrandon0
      @rosebrandon0 4 года назад +3

      F

    • @DaimoHope
      @DaimoHope 4 года назад +22

      He hurt Boy, someone under the watch of Dornable. Do you want to earn his ire?

  • @eltonjohntubola3212
    @eltonjohntubola3212 4 года назад +129

    This is the closest thing a mortals POV in the Grimdark universe and it is disturbing to say the least.

    • @nicedayright4064
      @nicedayright4064 4 года назад +20

      Well, on the hell hole that is holy terra, naturally. Other planets are slightly less crowded.

  • @Anarkopsykotik
    @Anarkopsykotik 4 года назад +243

    "wherein BIG SKELETON sits !"
    lmao

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +6

      And yells at a red chicken man and my gigantic adoptive father

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 года назад +79

    “If someone walks funny, or looks at the arbito, or eats burg wrong, or says life could be improved, they just scream
    "ATTENTION, CITIZEN--DIE"
    And then the entire block is exploded.”
    That is the most accurate description of the Adeptus Arbites I have ever seen. Well played, Alfabusa.

  • @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER
    @I1LOVE1ROOT1BEER 4 года назад +323

    "Huh. Rip." -The emperor's chosen voxcast serf

    • @TheWildmanden
      @TheWildmanden 4 года назад +35

      Boy is learning

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 4 года назад +30

      I fucking love how snarky he is. Beautiful.

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +11

      “Like father like son” - kitten

    • @werechicken1969
      @werechicken1969 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, cant help but feel big E is having a bit of an influence on everyones favourite serf

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 4 года назад +312

    There is no-no under empire under man-thing palace. Trust-believe me-me. I am real no-fur.

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 4 года назад +32

      You're not speaking in third person, so this seems legit.

    • @swall185
      @swall185 4 года назад +18

      Ah, of course, my fellow human! I too am a human! How goes your human activities?

    • @dannomatic1671
      @dannomatic1671 4 года назад +11

      And now, human music

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 года назад +4

      _Pressing some buttons_

    • @Inqusitor_VDM
      @Inqusitor_VDM 4 года назад +6

      I'm a furry and this dude sounds strange, also do not confuse me for a heretical furfag.
      Sincerely:
      -Valerian Damocles Marcellus.
      -Ordo Hereitcus.
      -Imperial Inquisition.
      *_____________________* *-=][=-* *______________________*

  • @uncabob214
    @uncabob214 4 года назад +128

    I am delighted by the character progression of Karstodes here. He's still the same arrogant, disconnected from reality lunatic, but now he's not being an asshole about it. Truly spectacular strides he's made.

  • @twdog8106
    @twdog8106 4 года назад +160

    Boy is well on his way to becoming an Astartes with that fighting spirit. Not to mention that his speech becomes clear and powerful without his inhibitions holding him back.
    ADornable will be proud.

    • @waterpicker
      @waterpicker 4 года назад +12

      My best is on imperial fist, because their gene father is basically his surrogte father figure now. Maybe even an adeptus custodes.

    • @ferikjurgen5359
      @ferikjurgen5359 4 года назад +5

      @@waterpicker
      The custodes dont have a genefather they are each custom made

    • @scarlettmanson712
      @scarlettmanson712 4 года назад +1

      @@ferikjurgen5359 that is not true.
      The Emperor had a hand in making all of the firstborn custodes

    • @ferikjurgen5359
      @ferikjurgen5359 4 года назад +2

      @@scarlettmanson712
      He's their creator they're
      all unique creations

    • @scarlettmanson712
      @scarlettmanson712 4 года назад

      @@ferikjurgen5359 that means that he is their genefather.
      All space marines and custodes are his genegrandsons and genesons.

  • @erichunsaker4969
    @erichunsaker4969 4 года назад +130

    Karstodes saved Boy?! My... I'm shocked! And it sounds like he's starting to actually care for him! He really has changed after he realized his faults

    • @spencerc4252
      @spencerc4252 4 года назад +13

      does this mean he might learn how to read?

    • @Krispfer1
      @Krispfer1 4 года назад +19

      @@spencerc4252 He did read the first Harry Potter in the last vox cast.

    • @Blossoming_Daylily
      @Blossoming_Daylily 4 года назад +6

      @@spencerc4252 Let's not get crazy

    • @endworldkrawky600
      @endworldkrawky600 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @spencerc4252
      @spencerc4252 4 года назад +6

      @@Krispfer1 which makes it all the weirder he doesn't realize he got the wrong book

  • @theonefromperu
    @theonefromperu 4 года назад +228

    Boy's relentlessly meticulous and demanding daily rituals are almost as toughening and soul-shattering as Astartes training.

    • @themostloyalorange5209
      @themostloyalorange5209 4 года назад +55

      He walk up Mt. Everest every day to go to work apparently, every day is leg day for Boy, I doubt Astartes manage to to as much

    • @gregoreisenhorn6601
      @gregoreisenhorn6601 4 года назад +30

      @@themostloyalorange5209
      Exercise is good for you pain is just weakness leaving the body

    • @gaintrobotsrulez
      @gaintrobotsrulez 4 года назад +12

      Boy must become neophyte under Dorn

    • @Tounushi
      @Tounushi 4 года назад +3

      @@themostloyalorange5209 Isn't the Sanctum Imperialis built in the Taklamakan? As in taking up the whole current-day desert. Any landscapes would be artificial.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 года назад +8

      @@themostloyalorange5209 Leg Year is more like it.

  • @notsocoolguy8492
    @notsocoolguy8492 4 года назад +220

    "Sanctified silver tape". Ah, so duct tape still exists in the 41st millennium. Glad to see the Imperium hasn't regressed that badly.

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 года назад +18

      i mean, what else are the techpriests supposed to use for quick and easy fixes?

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 2 года назад +19

      @@vernstein3877 imagine the stir when the stc for wd-40 is discovered

    • @Statusinator
      @Statusinator 2 года назад +5

      Of course, the Guard exists. So long as there are grunts, there will be grunt solutions to grunt problems.

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 Год назад +3

      @@thomasfoster4370 I'd expect the techpriests to excessively spray it on themselves like some people spray enough cologne or perfume to suffocate a skyscraper.

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 4 года назад +269

    Beware, for one day Boy will be a proud Imperial Fist, and he will remember this day.

    • @gcgeekfather1196
      @gcgeekfather1196 4 года назад +11

      Perhaps second in command under Adornable

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 4 года назад +10

      And Dorn will give him actual name. Sigismund.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 4 года назад +6

      @@AzraelSoulHunter No Dorn Likes boy, he wants to punch Sigismund.

    • @dracolich3348
      @dracolich3348 4 года назад

      Boy Will remember that.

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 4 года назад +4

      @@myrixica4222 He was still one of the greatest warriors in Imperium and maybe Boy would be what Dorn wanted Sigismund to be.

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 4 года назад +304

    That senior vox dude is easily the most horrible thing I've seen in a while

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +21

      I actually thought, by watching the Thumbnail alone, it was his family and that he was his crazy evil granny or something.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 4 года назад +36

      *The Jopall high lords wants to know your location*

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 4 года назад +38

      @@ThatGuyUpThere *yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr location.

    • @tagrerte4701
      @tagrerte4701 4 года назад +22

      Did you already forget the horrifying funerary mask company high-ups in the 3rd episode of the aventures of Corax and Vulkan ?

    • @TheNetherlandDwarf
      @TheNetherlandDwarf 4 года назад +6

      reminds me of the master from Fallout, especially with the way he speaks

  • @albireotheredguard1599
    @albireotheredguard1599 4 года назад +243

    Pffft.
    Shut up, Boy.
    Awww, Boy just wormed his way into Karstodies heartmuscle!

  • @Judass_0
    @Judass_0 4 года назад +335

    If we are being honest. By imperium higher up standards that overseer of boy is pretty understanding. Like if it was anybody else in the 40k universe they would have heard one thing they didn’t like and killed boy instantly

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew 4 года назад +89

      It would appear the vox-boss neither carried a weapon nor knew how to fight, and so was unable to execute Boy. Instead he chose to keep listening in order to gather sufficient evidence that he could order those capable of it to do so.

    • @Judass_0
      @Judass_0 4 года назад +28

      Spood Beest you gotta think though, does a higher up really need evidence to kill boy though?

    • @Guy_GuyGuy
      @Guy_GuyGuy 4 года назад +114

      The Vox-Boss's death wail also sounded like he was crying. Possibly in pain from having his leg busted open by Boy, but he managed to stay relatively silent once Karstodes entered the room, so... it's possible in his last moments he came to the truly _horrific_ realization of just how wrong he was. The gravity of his error bore on him like the weight of Terra itself; before him was a Custodian in the flesh, affirming bluntly that every word that Boy had said to him was true, that he was about to execute one of the Emperor's personally chosen servants.
      As with Decius and Azrael (momentarily), an intoxicating haze was suddenly lifted, and he saw everything clear for the first time in his life, only unlike Decius and Azrael, that life was rapidly fading as the blood continued to spill from his leg, and he had not enough time nor energy to vocally repent for his sins. He could only pathetically weep, as his vision began to go dark, and his life flashed by in his final seconds. What else had he done gravely, unforgivably wrong in his time on Terra? How many other innocent true servants of the Emperor had he put to death, how many heretical acts had he committed, how much damage had he caused to the Emperor's vision that would make an _actual_ heretic blush? He had lived his entire life as a cog in a thoroughly corrupt machine masquerading as the Emperor's will, wearing the mere visage of a righteous Imperium that ceased to exist millennia ago, sharing in common with it nothing but a name. And the Emperor, still alive on his throne, has been astutely aware of it *the entire time*... astutely aware of _him_ too.
      As the last drop of blood seeped from his leg, a single tear shed from his bloated eye, his last thought an earnest plea for forgiveness.

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew 4 года назад +29

      @@Judass_0 Only for his own conscience. And that idiot was self-righteous enough that he needed to have a reason legitimate enough in his own mind in order to do so.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +26

      TTS is a fair bit less grimdark and more grotesquely incompetent, overvoxseer using ducttape to silence boi is a great example

  • @crabwalker01
    @crabwalker01 4 года назад +231

    This whole thing is so stupidly hilarious. Also dying at Nostalgia checking out of Boy's canonical speech impediments to describe the journey to the throne, lmao.

    • @CharlesUrban
      @CharlesUrban 4 года назад +63

      I don't think it was the VA "checking out" so much as Boy getting inspired by remembering all the crazy stuff that he sees in the depths of the palace. He just gets "in the zone."

    • @mar_sh4617
      @mar_sh4617 4 года назад +33

      Yeah. He still has the lisp and the difficult pronunciation critical to boy. That nostalgia is still able to still maintain the character during such a verbose description is great.

    • @TheNemesis432
      @TheNemesis432 4 года назад +8

      It was very similar to Decius' speech about Man-Emperor and since people' headcanon about Emperor kinda speaking through him was confirmed... I suppose Emperor just loves helping people with speech impediments to talk clearly about himself. Bloody narcissist.

  • @CumulusHour
    @CumulusHour 4 года назад +248

    Boy is lucky the Mechanicus didn't also recommend their venerated "Gorrilus" Pattern machine adhesive

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus 4 года назад +14

      It calms the machine spirits and works miracles of the Omnissiah

    • @CumulusHour
      @CumulusHour 4 года назад +14

      @Mialisus 500 Joekaro per tube

    • @dericksnyder4757
      @dericksnyder4757 4 года назад +3

      hahaha I see what you did there.... but yes very fortunate indeed.

    • @dericksnyder4757
      @dericksnyder4757 4 года назад +11

      @Mialisus made out of Jokaeros by Jokaeros. Futures so dark we cant even make it out of gorillas anymore.

    • @KatanaDen
      @KatanaDen 3 года назад +3

      Or even worse... seals from the Flexicon!

  • @gothpunkboy89
    @gothpunkboy89 4 года назад +171

    I was expecting Dorn to be the one to show up at the end. Seeing Boy hurt and becoming.... irritated with their harming of Boy. And displaying that irritation by ripping their spines out and beating them to death with them. Before taking Boy off to be fixed up and return to his duty while praising him for attacking them.
    But Karstodes showing up was even better just to hear that slight grudging complement was great.

    • @KrawmKruach
      @KrawmKruach 4 года назад +16

      pffft "shut up boy" he did sound pleased with BOY, i want boy to help Karstodes learn to read.

  • @Jvegas2281
    @Jvegas2281 4 года назад +276

    I would love to see Boy just hanging out with the rest of the cast. Dadornable teaching him about conscruction, Magnus helping to unlock his psyker powers, the Custodes helping him grow strong, Kitten teaching him about battle strategy and leadership, and Big Emp informing him of the history of the Imperium, and Boy telling Emps about life as a Normal.

    • @Plop1482
      @Plop1482 3 года назад +25

      Boy is either going to be a Chapter Master or the next Macharius.

    • @rear9259
      @rear9259 3 года назад +8

      Magnus wouldn’t, and the custodies are kept at arms length

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 года назад +14

      @@rear9259 He probably would... Once he sees what boy could do as a psyker.

    • @xprt4hire551
      @xprt4hire551 3 года назад +13

      And what about the other primarchs, Leman, Corvus, and Vulkan? In my opinion, Corvus would teach him some poetic skills, such as Flyting, Leman would hone his CQC skills, and Vulkan would teach him to forge with metal.

    • @HeroAndReporter
      @HeroAndReporter 3 года назад +13

      I think if Emps heard about the daily lives of his citizens, his enragement would reach apocalyptic heights and he’d force himself off the throne in his wrath.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 4 года назад +201

    Hearing Breakfast said as "Break of Fast" made me realise the etymology of that word... It's called Breakfast cos your Fast (deliberately starving yourself as a pilgrimage) is being broken as you've eaten something... The More You Know.
    Mr blob-face says he listens to the Voxcasts constantly and yet he's heretically not paying attention as he would for sure notice Boy is present, along with Boy being permitted to sit upon the knee of Lord Adornable.
    Speaking of; i expected Dorn to be the one rescuing Boy but it was Karstodes instead. Makes sense as Dorn stays in the throne room to prevent his return becoming public knowledge. This is also why he uses the Adornable pseudonym in the Voxcasts.

    • @toastwalrus
      @toastwalrus 4 года назад +7

      I think he was actually just taking a nap at this moment.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 4 года назад +15

      I'm surprised Karlstodes even considered boy's bleeding disposition

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 4 года назад +20

      @@Tacoguy1000 Dont forget his doubke stamdards died last episode, since then hes been much better at being less of a garbage person, as well as he has had several good moments with Boy like trying to save him and his family from his rampaging brothers in the black templar cast.

    • @gallows_Calibrator
      @gallows_Calibrator 4 года назад +9

      I think, given his other statements, he feels it's more important to bathe in the sound of the Emperor's Voice rather than hear what it is saying; interpretation of the Imperial religion is the Eclesiarchy's business anyhow.

    • @ignaciogildelvalle3340
      @ignaciogildelvalle3340 4 года назад +3

      @@gallows_Calibrator i thought that it was because Boy isn t the only vox hailer and he is listening to all the Vox Cast at the same time

  • @CodyusedPSI
    @CodyusedPSI 4 года назад +84

    Where as once "Shut up, Boy." was said in contemp, now it is spoken in jest, in comradery. You've come far, you both have...
    TLDR: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Srksius2802
    @Srksius2802 4 года назад +108

    Damn Fresh did good as Principal Vox-Caster Proprietus. He almost sounds like one of those stronghold banters in Dark Crusade

    • @corbinjuarez3743
      @corbinjuarez3743 4 года назад +9

      That was Fresh?! Holy toledo, usually you can tell when fresh is doing a part, like Kars-todes , but he did an excellent job of bringing this character to life as its own entity i didnt even notice!! God i love the cast work for this show, Alfa and the gang have such vision and insight into what makes a good story and consistently bring excellent performances of minor characters into the spotlight . wonderful, just wonderful

    • @WhiteManOnCampus
      @WhiteManOnCampus 4 года назад +4

      I honestly thought it was Alfa when listening.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 4 года назад +6

      I like how they edited it so he starts speaking faster than he would normally if he was breathing in, cutting himself off with his own speakers. It's a small detail but it's an appreciated one. Little details make the atmosphere, y-know?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад

      @@YukonHexsun That's one of my favorite things about this one-off character

    • @Srksius2802
      @Srksius2802 4 года назад

      @@YukonHexsun yeah the overlapping voicelines were a good stylistic choice

  • @stefani.5737
    @stefani.5737 4 года назад +318

    So you're telling me a guy who snaps his fingers into nubs every single day somehow managed to peel up a piece of ducttape?

    • @Razgriz_01
      @Razgriz_01 4 года назад +110

      He used his ribs.

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 года назад +31

      Razgriz❶ that is even more disturbing!!!

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 3 года назад +13

      @@Razgriz_01 oh no

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 3 года назад +16

      @@dinodude8899 RIBS. ARE FOR HOLDING.

    • @macezunner8559
      @macezunner8559 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Razgriz_01 💀💀💀

  • @YukonHexsun
    @YukonHexsun 4 года назад +292

    The vox hailer hits seemed to be aimed at the chest so it seems like this guy broke this man's leg, in ONE kick, enough to cause him to bleed out and die in the span of a minute or so. Even if the guy he killed is weakened due to his idiot lifestyle, for a kid that is INCREDIBLY impressive. That death rate would mean he freaking severed a major artery in the guy's thigh. Again, in one kick. Vox hailer swings might have softened him up but damn. Nice going Boy.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 4 года назад +33

      I mean to be fair he's probably been doing ALOT of walking.... cause well the imperial palace is huge....also he would probably need to eat alot of food to be able actually sustain that now that I think about...lots of corpse dust sandwiches..or rat dust

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 4 года назад +33

      @@jacthing1 Yeah that's a good point, what? He seemed underfed in the story but there's no way he could sustain that on civilian rations. Either Dorn's doing a good job feeding him or that kid is stealing food from elsewhere. Probably the former.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 4 года назад +27

      @@YukonHexsun maybe dorn is feeding him a lot of non corpse dust sandwiches?

    • @Tounushi
      @Tounushi 4 года назад +16

      @@jacthing1 Fortified rations.

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 4 года назад +11

      @@Tounushi Fortified chicken sandwiches, made by Dadornable and Big Skeleton Man

  • @Catman2030
    @Catman2030 4 года назад +430

    Small Child goes on horrible adventure. News at 11.

    • @mazimadu
      @mazimadu 4 года назад +11

      Next time, idiot man "attempts" to befriend the Dark Eldar

    • @danjudex2475
      @danjudex2475 4 года назад +6

      valhallan mini-gopnik goes to get food.

    • @sangralknight3031
      @sangralknight3031 4 года назад +5

      Hey, he gets to see the closest thing to the throne of god the imperium gets to offer. and get screamed at by said god, and cared for by the literal guardian angels of his religion, and watched over by the closest thing to the son of god he can get. this kid has it great at work.

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 4 года назад

      You mean tater tot?

    • @philljohn7777
      @philljohn7777 4 года назад

      @@zachzent8287 No the OTHER important child (jury is still out on who is beter).

  • @oilimenoruega7836
    @oilimenoruega7836 4 года назад +71

    Jesus Christ, I actually got really concerned and sad that the boy might actually die.
    I thought "He wouldn't. Not in this kind subplot. I already know how it goes", but then I thought "I would not put him dying past a story set in the Warhammer 40k universe"
    This was really good. And satisfying. Always good to see our boy Karstodes become more wholesome / a better person.

    • @infinityzer054
      @infinityzer054 4 года назад +6

      @oilimE Noruega
      I was also scared as well...even if it was from “earrape mic man” that is asshailer

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 3 года назад +98

    Can we all just admire the fact that Boy just dropped one of the harshest burns yet in the entire TTS series in this?
    "This is what I get for rejecting your lacking creed!"
    Dude just literally threw an entire sect of the Administratum in the dumpster because he never skips leg day
    What a fucking CHAMPION

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 4 года назад +76

    Seriously even if the guy wasn't injured, being glared at by a friggin Custodes would kill him on the spot.

  • @Audiotrocious
    @Audiotrocious 4 года назад +202

    “ATTENTION CITIZEN!”
    -flashbacks
    Also, Skaven? Look-see?

    • @jakirakumahata5701
      @jakirakumahata5701 4 года назад +3

      No-no! Nothing here to see-find man-thing!

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +3

      @Iron Hands Terminator Unless there is a Squat in the game that is going to be the go-to character for memers. I just feel it in my bones.

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 4 года назад

      Iron Hands Terminator was waiting for these sort of comments 👌

  • @O-P-96
    @O-P-96 4 года назад +90

    8:16 did Boy just imply that there are Skavens in Warhammer 40k? Under Holy Terra?
    Ooooh boy that can't be good...

    • @Sandata64RD
      @Sandata64RD 4 года назад +7

      The Squats of harry bodies? Why yes of course.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +9

      #BlameMagnus.

    • @azariyelvarro6271
      @azariyelvarro6271 4 года назад +7

      Sounds to me like some second edition Hrud burrowed their way out of the Retconnian.
      Great Horned Rat will be pleased.

    • @buterassassin1952
      @buterassassin1952 4 года назад +2

      Pierre Braud I’m fairly certain that was a nod to the homebrew story that remleiz did awhile back

    • @EMan-1920
      @EMan-1920 4 года назад +3

      "HAPPY GREAT HORNED RAT DAY, EVERY ONE ONE! [Rat Wheeze]"

  • @Falconer1523
    @Falconer1523 2 года назад +55

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Boy, when severely injured while defending himself, finally gets saved and his saviour tells him he is taking Boy somewhere safe. His first thought is not "Good" or "Thank you" but "My family?" Boy is to pure for this universe.

    • @theclockworkknight1273
      @theclockworkknight1273 2 года назад +9

      Boy didn’t hear him because the sonic blast deafened him. Still, his primary concern being about his duty and his family really speaks to his character.