Mark Normand Stand-Up 06/07/17 | CONAN on TBS

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  • @acidification
    @acidification 6 лет назад +1425

    Whenever he says “I’m a little hung over”, I’m always pleasantly surprised he always have different material following that

    • @dohyunio
      @dohyunio 5 лет назад +19

      was thinking the same thing!

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 5 лет назад +6

      Same thought here

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth 4 года назад +26

      I think he's legitimately just always a little hung over.

    • @sundayswag1178
      @sundayswag1178 4 года назад +5

      “Goodnight, I’m Kevin Heart” lol

    • @DavidGamero
      @DavidGamero 3 года назад

      @@sundayswag1178 .....

  • @kennedybrooks7564
    @kennedybrooks7564 7 лет назад +879

    The little 'heh heh' he says after every joke is probably the funniest part.

    • @torizzle_14
      @torizzle_14 5 лет назад +7

      Dad vibes af

    • @GoatFarmer706
      @GoatFarmer706 2 года назад

      Imagine when he bombs , the little luagh becomes so much more noticeable and strange.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 года назад

      @@GoatFarmer706 lol. look at his set on "Can't believe this is happening" he thinks he bombed there. I don't think so but it was his least intense crowd it seemed

  • @DonMarkoTheOne
    @DonMarkoTheOne 7 лет назад +1305

    "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart"
    He very often uses that as his closing line.
    Good routine

    • @bobbitomaxchill
      @bobbitomaxchill 7 лет назад +58

      Because its funny

    • @7peso
      @7peso 5 лет назад +5

      Starts with the being hangover ... getting kind of lame

    • @DanYuleo
      @DanYuleo 5 лет назад +7

      I've never heard him not do it haha.

    • @buck8266
      @buck8266 5 лет назад +1

      @CaptainEO420 thanks I was looking for this answer for some time.

    • @goal-goal-goalllllll
      @goal-goal-goalllllll 4 года назад +3

      @@7peso different material about the hungover tho? The Kevin Hart thing can stop tho

  • @elgonzo16
    @elgonzo16 7 лет назад +711

    Mark Normand never disappoints, love his delivery!

  • @brownsugarglamour
    @brownsugarglamour 5 лет назад +532

    “That’s why I brought you” IM DEAD 😭😭😂

    • @jeremyrfk
      @jeremyrfk 4 года назад +17

      brownsugarglamour this isn’t diversity, this was diversion

    • @jeremyrfk
      @jeremyrfk 4 года назад +6

      Chris Ruiz he tells this same joke in another monologue and adds, “this wasn’t diversity, this was diversion.” Because he used his friend as a diversion to steal.

    • @badhabit714
      @badhabit714 4 года назад +1

      @@jeremyrfk Duh really?

  • @jerichogonzales3210
    @jerichogonzales3210 7 лет назад +630

    The love child of Mark Ruffalo and Norm MacDonald.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 5 лет назад +23

      Lol..and his name too "Mark" from mark ruffalo and "Norm(and)" from Norm McDonald

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 5 лет назад +4

      He looks just like john krasinski

    • @seanhammer6296
      @seanhammer6296 5 лет назад +3

      @@hijack69 Good one dude.👍

    • @seanhammer6296
      @seanhammer6296 5 лет назад

      I know this is the age of gender confusion and fraud but, thankfully, nature foresaw this tragic devolvement of common sense: two guys cannot have a love child. Maybe go a little more sci fi with say, genetic hybrid clone or something like that. Just sayin.

    • @benjaminstilner
      @benjaminstilner 4 года назад

      hahahaha, i THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

  • @TheOo0oO
    @TheOo0oO 7 лет назад +446

    Who is this legend and why am I getting to know him just now????

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 7 лет назад +14

      check out the podcast he does with Joe list. it's called "Tuesdays With Stories". Very funny stuff!

    • @mgill7854
      @mgill7854 7 лет назад +1

      lulwut his podcast is great

    • @MyEdu2011
      @MyEdu2011 5 лет назад

      lulwut that’s what I’m saying... strange energy he has but I appreciate it it’s hilarious

    • @nocturnalferalguitarist
      @nocturnalferalguitarist 5 лет назад +1

      Better late than never, just found out about him today with Joe List being on Joe Rogan so... comments are worth reading sometimes

    • @94DarkhearteD94
      @94DarkhearteD94 5 лет назад +7

      He is Kevin Hart.

  • @Pathrissia
    @Pathrissia 5 лет назад +49

    "Im hungover, had a lot to drink" are his standard opening words

  • @umeercheema6895
    @umeercheema6895 7 лет назад +453

    This guy is awesome.

  • @allonsy3695
    @allonsy3695 7 лет назад +298

    I wanna see more of this guy.

  • @johnpappa8073
    @johnpappa8073 4 года назад +323

    how to mark normand:
    - be hungover
    - talk about women
    - talk about gays
    - kevin hart

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 4 года назад +6

      - look from the left to the right, back to the left during the whole stand up.

    • @sumuqh
      @sumuqh 4 года назад +8

      -shrugs 3 times per minute

    • @clevetopher
      @clevetopher 4 года назад +13

      Yeah guys, seems super easy. Where are your late night talk show performances?

    • @Operation3Sixty
      @Operation3Sixty 4 года назад +2

      Say "he/she was like" and "i was like"

    • @wangbotong5284
      @wangbotong5284 4 года назад +3

      Saying I don’t know and I’m working on it

  • @shlomogmz
    @shlomogmz 7 лет назад +398

    The thirsty asian joke is such a great comment on the selective race debate we keep having these days.

    • @phxnigtmare
      @phxnigtmare 5 лет назад +19

      It almost as if the other races don't exist

    • @argh2945
      @argh2945 5 лет назад +11

      t h
      The crazy thing is that this racially charged politics is seeping into the rest of the Anglo sphere. We're seeing it play out here in Britain too. All talk about balck or white and a lot of us are just like 'wtfs the point? You're just alienating people'

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 года назад +2

      So true

    • @docd2295
      @docd2295 3 года назад

      Never heard that concept before. There is so much comedy to be created from that.

  • @Milocinia
    @Milocinia 7 лет назад +437

    I couldn't stop staring at that sharply defined adam's apple moving.

  • @P3rformula
    @P3rformula 7 лет назад +32

    Mark Normand is solid. Saw him live last year.

  • @ZeeshanMuhammadX
    @ZeeshanMuhammadX 7 лет назад +21

    4:30 That thirsty Asian joke was on point! lol

  • @russellmasc
    @russellmasc 6 лет назад +99

    Mark 'I dunno' Normand

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 6 лет назад +10

      Theo “You know” Von
      Bill “It’s brutal” Burr

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад

      Murad Diab Hahaha spot on

    • @Colin-kh6kp
      @Colin-kh6kp 5 лет назад

      I dunno. Mark Normand is pretty cool.

    • @MMorgattto
      @MMorgattto 5 лет назад

      Norm "you know how they say that" Macdonald

  • @usernamenotinvaild
    @usernamenotinvaild 7 лет назад +60

    i liked the kid touching joke, gold

  • @silvericepeak
    @silvericepeak 7 лет назад +22

    I lost it at "toddler" hahaha

  • @Munki
    @Munki 5 лет назад +13

    He just scored a new fan. Love his work.

  • @al0saif
    @al0saif 5 лет назад +66

    I’d rather a Muslim on a plane rather than a baby!!! I almost fell off my seat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankurbanski2207
    @frankurbanski2207 5 лет назад +6

    i like that fact he always starts with "im a little hungover"

  • @dinanour4962
    @dinanour4962 7 лет назад +26

    Mark just keeps getting better!

  • @prithvibumia2941
    @prithvibumia2941 5 лет назад +6

    After seeing a few if his stand ups, i just realized that he has the same starting line. "I'm a little hungover"

  • @cstubbssubs7746
    @cstubbssubs7746 7 лет назад +385

    His delivery is... odd. But I like his stuff

    • @Mhill08
      @Mhill08 7 лет назад +9

      His delivery reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield a lot.

    • @no1raniuk854
      @no1raniuk854 7 лет назад +27

      Little bit Norm Macdonald-ish I'd say...

    • @captainpecker6192
      @captainpecker6192 7 лет назад +9

      listen to his podcast, he's allowed to cuss. it's hilarious

    • @XanderBeckett1
      @XanderBeckett1 7 лет назад +7

      His delivery is excellent, u huge dumbass

    • @ajlynch5235
      @ajlynch5235 7 лет назад +1

      The Toddler/Baby joke had a long delivery, but it was hilarious in the end

  • @MusgoHBA
    @MusgoHBA 7 лет назад +29

    "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart!" :D

  • @jas9239
    @jas9239 5 лет назад +4

    This dude is so good, so underrated, his good day in Cleveland appearance was amazing

  • @harsh_s20
    @harsh_s20 3 года назад +2

    That "Thirsty Asian" line was so on point...lol

  • @billpiechocki
    @billpiechocki 6 лет назад +10

    I really dig the social commentary component of this dude's gig...

  • @Bardaer
    @Bardaer 6 лет назад +4

    „Don‘t say how“ I laughed harder than I should have 😂

  • @pujaroy518
    @pujaroy518 5 лет назад +7

    This man never disappoints. Classic

  • @shaywright28
    @shaywright28 6 лет назад +2

    Lol that last joke was so good but, it also hit me in the feels. Im crying now🤣😂😭

  • @thatRyzzle
    @thatRyzzle 7 лет назад +18

    I love this dude.

  • @alexs2189
    @alexs2189 7 лет назад +175

    Finally a good one

  • @mindfulldonjuan5495
    @mindfulldonjuan5495 5 лет назад +6

    "so what I'm not attracted to kids" lmaooo

  • @ZombieitaN
    @ZombieitaN 7 лет назад +52

    jajaj this guy is always great

  • @fatee5069
    @fatee5069 5 лет назад +12

    As an Asian man... My people were very thirsty during the 50's... 😂💀

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 5 лет назад +8

    I love a comedian who can deliver a good child molestation joke.

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn Год назад

      You're gna love Louis CK if you don't know him already lol

  • @ricenbeenz...
    @ricenbeenz... 3 года назад +2

    The people cheered so loud you couldn't hear him say "im Kevin Heart!"

  • @jessemh2009
    @jessemh2009 5 лет назад +4

    Mark is awesome!!! He will be up there with the best of them

  • @chrisbroussard8335
    @chrisbroussard8335 5 лет назад +43

    I like he's getting more edgy with his material.

  • @NasAfter
    @NasAfter 7 лет назад +29

    One of the best stand-ups on COCO's show

    • @armancz
      @armancz 7 лет назад +2

      Right!?😆

  • @tsmooth6998
    @tsmooth6998 6 лет назад +3

    been seeing this guy more and more.. fantastic

  • @chingchingchingching2064
    @chingchingchingching2064 6 лет назад +2

    "yeah thats why I brought you"😂😂😂

  • @vanamutt43
    @vanamutt43 4 года назад

    Lol that dog analogy was fcuking hilarious and true 😂😂

  • @charliehager6030
    @charliehager6030 7 лет назад +2

    Dyingggg this was the best one yet. Classic after classic! So lunch.

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 4 года назад +1

    I love how he always puts a new twist on everything

  • @danielrivas3241
    @danielrivas3241 5 лет назад +2

    This guy never gets old.

  • @respatsde
    @respatsde 7 лет назад +1

    this guy is amazing in these short 5 min sets dude always kills it !

  • @JonaMGarcia
    @JonaMGarcia 7 лет назад +133

    Check out the podcast he co-hosts with other fellow comedian Joe List called "Tuesdays With Stories". It's lunch!

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +3

    HAHAH "EHHHHH TODDLER!!" hahahha

  • @WendyBWilde
    @WendyBWilde 5 лет назад +3

    Don't say HOW.
    Oh, Baby!

  • @ryanz3216
    @ryanz3216 7 лет назад +1

    I love his laugh at the end of his own joke lmao

  • @notorious213x
    @notorious213x 7 лет назад +3

    "Hey timmy" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mgill7854
    @mgill7854 7 лет назад +6

    Mark is one of my favorites. Looks nervous

    • @ryanburks1314
      @ryanburks1314 5 лет назад

      M Gill He’s one of my favorites, too. Looks like he has little penis.

  • @AMAli-ct5df
    @AMAli-ct5df 4 года назад +2

    Mark Normad feeling appreciated

  • @danielfaust10
    @danielfaust10 4 года назад +2

    Norm and him in a podcast would probably be gold

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby 7 лет назад +2

    This guy is hilarious AF 😂😂😂

  • @aSleepySpaceman
    @aSleepySpaceman 7 лет назад +8

    Mark and Sam Morril are two of my favorite up and comers.

  • @EvilKillerify
    @EvilKillerify 7 лет назад +1

    this is one of mark normans greatest sets

  • @pantherheartthedruid4134
    @pantherheartthedruid4134 5 лет назад +2

    Mark Normand can end racism and PC issues once and for all single handedly

  • @shane1v
    @shane1v 5 лет назад +2

    Love him, great delivery

  • @SJ-gy2rf
    @SJ-gy2rf 5 лет назад +3

    The lesbian haircut joke killed me

  • @rorovlogs9526
    @rorovlogs9526 6 лет назад +11

    MARK THIS ONE WAS SHADY LMFAOOOOOOO HE CAME FOR KIDS AND LESBIANS 😂😂😂

  • @Thejugglingbum
    @Thejugglingbum 7 лет назад +4

    Mark Normand is awesome

  • @johnvaldez6735
    @johnvaldez6735 5 лет назад +2

    this guy needs a netflix special

  • @16handsoffunfunfun
    @16handsoffunfunfun 7 лет назад +1

    i love mark so much

  • @Leaphy1
    @Leaphy1 7 лет назад +13

    Mark i know you read these comments ya shumck. My favorite conan set yet and they are all lunch! get this man a chipotle black card already!

    • @marknormand
      @marknormand 7 лет назад +11

      Leif Driscoll I love ya!!

  • @diogo.henrique
    @diogo.henrique 7 лет назад +50

    if you're not listening to his podcast you're wasting your life away

    • @dakotab291
      @dakotab291 7 лет назад +1

      whats its called? I always listen to Bill Burr's and Rogans, I'd like to find another comic to listen to.

    • @diogo.henrique
      @diogo.henrique 7 лет назад +4

      dakotab291 Tuesdays with Stories. it's with him and Joe List. very funny

    • @SlapNSniff
      @SlapNSniff 7 лет назад +3

      one of the best podcast out there! listen to this diogo guy! very funny stuff!

    • @juanguillermorecarte3727
      @juanguillermorecarte3727 7 лет назад +1

      Sup tuesgays

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 7 лет назад +51

    Big Tuesgay here! Listen to Mark's podcast with comedian Joe List called "Tuesdays With Stories". It will change your life!

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 7 лет назад +2

    Love this guy.

  • @vaiddoh
    @vaiddoh 7 лет назад +3

    Once you see you can't unsee . . .
    .
    .
    .
    . . . that adam's apple.

  • @jackjackthompson5771
    @jackjackthompson5771 5 месяцев назад

    Such a G! Love Mark N

  • @cheikhtv3840
    @cheikhtv3840 5 лет назад +2

    He is better than many comedians who get millions of views tho..

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 лет назад +2

    Oh, damn, he hit my comedic g-spot :'D

  • @swanluck85
    @swanluck85 7 лет назад +2

    Love his new outfit, he should have a special now.

  • @caioric8750
    @caioric8750 7 лет назад +1

    Man I love this guy!

  • @rodeljagad8127
    @rodeljagad8127 5 лет назад +1

    Don’t say Howe lmao

  • @petersellers9944
    @petersellers9944 5 лет назад +1

    A perfect set.

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 4 года назад +3

    "I'd rather have a Muslim on a plane than a baby" 🤣💀

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat 7 лет назад +1

    Dry humor on point!!!

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 6 лет назад +1

    Him and Joe List deserve so much more fame.

  • @fcbsmokerunner22
    @fcbsmokerunner22 7 лет назад +1

    Brilliant set!

  • @姜涵之
    @姜涵之 4 года назад +1

    im asian and that black white water joke got me good😂

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta
    @Pravoizavlijesvijeta 7 лет назад +1

    I really hope this guy gets big.

  • @meissen3
    @meissen3 7 лет назад +1

    your a gem mark

  • @henrywalker871
    @henrywalker871 7 лет назад +3

    Mark! Regular on YKWD, Jim and Sam Show and the greatest podcast on the internet, the Chip Chipperson Podacast!

  • @plexurium7597
    @plexurium7597 5 лет назад +1

    🤣 "Wow don't say how"

    • @mackayj96
      @mackayj96 5 лет назад

      This joke went right over my head.. I don’t get it😅

    • @plexurium7597
      @plexurium7597 5 лет назад

      @@mackayj96 bcuz nowanway everything you can say is offensive so by even asking "How" what you you say is racist is offensive

    • @shawnmcalpine4977
      @shawnmcalpine4977 5 лет назад

      Native Americans' stereotypical greetings in old western movies was, "How!" That was right after he called the barista, "Chief."

  • @JaeEnceeti
    @JaeEnceeti 7 лет назад +3

    Mark is a cool dude!

  • @LucasTOrz
    @LucasTOrz 3 года назад

    The most poker face stand up comedian I've seen

  • @badmotorpetey
    @badmotorpetey 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, what a set, this dude's on!

  • @Oz200sl
    @Oz200sl 7 лет назад +1

    he killed it

  • @kingraj333
    @kingraj333 7 лет назад +19

    wow he looks alot better than when he first came on Conan. my mans been hitting the gym

  • @petephilly477
    @petephilly477 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, KILLER SET. #greatness

  • @loredanalupu4463
    @loredanalupu4463 7 лет назад +7

    niiiceee...funny guy😂

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 7 лет назад +1

    His jokes are great :)

  • @bertagriese8282
    @bertagriese8282 6 лет назад +1

    Dude is so good

  • @KhanCanRant
    @KhanCanRant 7 лет назад +1

    This guy rocks

  • @tubehax
    @tubehax 7 лет назад +1

    Last one was particularly good.

  • @RealCoolGuy
    @RealCoolGuy 7 лет назад +1

    I clicked on this thinking it said "Norm Macdonald"

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 7 лет назад +1

    Really really good