I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... Fireship I was craving this more than crack. Can you send me some of those Fireship dmt meds?
Fireship uploads be like: *What's the point of coding these days* *You will not get a job anytime soon, and if you have one, you'll lose it* *Hey, crime pays, sometimes...*
LOL no; he was enabling drug trafficking at country-levels of international trading, let along all other illegal activities brokered on the site. He had it coming, sorry
@@gadget00 So what, nobody is forcing you to do drugs and never will. It has zero impact on anyone’s life other than those that want it, notwithstanding the billions that clowns like you steal from others trying to ban it.
@@gadget00Drug trafficking should largely not even be illegal in the first place. The war on drugs is a failure and should be abandoned immediately, everyone involved should be pardoned.
Great summary of some of the biggest downfalls in tech history. It really illustrates the danger of choosing quick success over ethical and sustainable growth.
Blablabla ethics bs yadayadayada Our world is ruled by the countries that murdered, raped and slaved the other the best, and now they preach equality and free rights because it sells. Ethics is but a lie by which people deceive each other into taking what's not their to begin with, because nothing is really our to begin with, were just a bunch of atoms that decided that sticking together was the best for them, even if only temporarily. Sustainable growth in such a scenario is only an expression that shows a self served subserviance to a system which is corrupt in and out of itself! #wakeup
Most people don't know Aaron Swartz. Yet, he is probably the most important and influential person when it comes to the internet. May he rest in peace.
I don't always understand all of what's going on, but I greatly enjoy getting these tech updates. Please, and I hope you will, continue producing them.
It was a bit of a news piece back in the day, but to be fair his crime (murdering his wife) had nothing to do with the industry. It was just that he was an horrible human being. BTW, I still remember many "enlightened" slashdot users claiming that it was unfair that he was condemned even if the body of his wife was not produced, to prove even that there was a murder. I do not think any of them retracted when, some years later, he told the authorities where the body was as part of a deal.
You forgot about Razzlekhan, the Versace Bedouin. She was at one point the richest rapper alive by a wide margin after she stole $4b in bitcoin. She is also the worst rapper alive.
4:12 lol that picture is amazing, I hope it's true... Also, crazy sentences for some of these guys when you compare to some sentences given for brutal crimes. /edit, and even when you compare with sentences for mild(er) crimes.
People often omit the fact that Ross Ulbricht also tried to place hits on multiple people, who only didn't die because he was scammed or talked to a federal agent.
You are right but he was never charged for it. He got his sentence for "non-violent drug crimes". They didn't give that sentence because it was just, it was because they were making an example out of him.
Sometimes it seems that if you live up to the promise you gave your investors you'll be called a successful genius, but if you fail you'll be called a fraud... Just thinking
"It would be disappointing if you went to prison without the programming skills you've learned on this channel." Me watching Fireship because funny/informative/interesting and having almost no code skills: (looks away)
I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... And not only the other inmates. You ask a guard for a knife to cut meat and veggies and it takes him three hours and he comes with a hammer.
@@mjdevlog @mjdevlog As soon as I got there I hit the gym 5 times a week. I went bench press 40kg->95kg in 3 months. Just make sure you're good with your floors leader (ours was a gang leader 2 meter MMA fighter with smarts) and he kept order and he had fair rules. Shower every 2 days, clean up after urself, cell cleaning once a week. If you had problems with that you had to take him on. So it was quite peaceful while he was there. Once he left the junkies came in and I spent my all time like this: morning I go to work, 12.00 I eat, go outwside and do a little exercise for an hour, go bacjk to work, then dinner and I would just go to my cell and watch dvds, play xbox, read, play guitar, jerk off etc. The junkies are all talk and ego none of them could take me on so they bullshited this kid to attack me and he charged at me from behind while I was doing a cross word puzzle sitting down. He got 3 punches in and was screaming I kill you and then I got up and walked towards him and shouted wtf are you doing?! and he ran away. Then I got my transfer to a more open prison just before my release we lived in these little houses there. But the "stone prison" where I was it's jungle laws there so make friends with the real criminals and stay on their good side and MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS you will be ok. Many people got beat up but they were god damn morons.
You should've mentioned how they distracted Ross by staging a fighting couple so that he couldn't clear out his laptop, and then went in to arrest him.
Fascinating and cautionary! It’s eye-opening to see how even tech leaders and entrepreneurs can find themselves on the wrong side of the law. Let’s hope these stories serve as lessons for others. 🚫🔐👀
Tech leads are usually people who have learned the dictionaries more than their knowledge about technical solutions. And with all that complicated talk, they talk everyone in a company under the table and they can push through their own ideas. Apparently even to the point where they get dirty benefits from it. A company should talk more with actual developers.
I really love your channel, thank you for all the content you’d create, one thing though, please don’t say stuff like “unfortunately he got caught” even if it is funny, as this might encourage people watching you, all the best, and keep on being great 😊🚀🌟
I'd love to be a part of fireship's PRO member but unfortunately, It is very expensive in Indian currency, could you please offer a sale or something, I'd like to be a lifetime member.
Keep in mind Ross Ulbricht had paid for hitmen to kill people TWICE. Luckily, he was just tricked both times (one hitman was a fed and the other hitman was a scammer). But Ross definitely deserves life in prison. Anybody who thinks he doesn't deserve that does not know enough about the despicable things he did and just spouts opinions from people who don't know much about the case.
There’s a sociological phenomena of people with anime avatars being against Ross. Won’t explain but it makes some sense yea He was jailed for breaking the law, not being bad. This hitmen story is a cheap misdirection but not so smart people like you keep on falling for it. He does not deserve his sentence.
The fact that, even if this where true, the people he was trying to hit where also people trying to blackmail and threat him do not impact your observations?
As much as I like your news videos I kinda miss the old coding videos where you explored new frameworks and coded some small interesting projects. Anyway keep up the good work
Don’t end up in jail bro… Learn how to accept payments legally in my new course fireship.io/courses/stripe-saas
can i use stripe for making silk road clone from prison??
Your videos are what keeps me sane on the floating line of coding. Thanks
"Learn how to accept payments legally" by becoming a politician in the US
I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... Fireship I was craving this more than crack. Can you send me some of those Fireship dmt meds?
Good thing I never learned PHP
Lying to customers... nothing
Lying to investors: straight to jail
Well, goes to show who really sets the rules
Customers can sue companies for lying
@@josiah_maddux and win absolutely fucking nothing
is it really that surprising?
Lying to the public as a politician: also nothing
Nikola suing Tesla for brand confusion is hilarious
Manwhile Nikola Tesla rolling in his grave. RIP
@@fuzzy-02he's generating electricity
@@fuzzy-02 Are you sure Nikola is rolling in his grave? or was he just pushed down a hill?
@@chris-hayesNikola rolling at the bottom of a hill
Nikola had some balls. Mad respect.
Fact: You can still find Ross Ulbricht's Stackoverflow account, its pretty insane. Like a piece of important history lol
Can you point me to it? Google didn't help me
I found it stackoverflow/users/1249338/frosty
@@gatonegro187 Google wants all your data, trust the Duck instead..
@@gatonegro187search for the username "frosty" on stackoverflow. That's him
@@gatonegro187 His Stack Overflow username is frosty
His most upvoted question is "How can I connect to a Tor hidden service using cURL in PHP?"
Love that you included Finfluencers that helped cause FTX damage. Graham & Kevin, we will never forget
It was so obviously a scam that he made billions. Oh wait it wasn't obvious, and it's not outlandish for a influencer to make that mistake.
@@average.yt.commenter609 beep boop
@@average.yt.commenter609 it was pretty obvious
@@average.yt.commenter609I dunno man. If you're a financial adviser who recommends scams, then I don't think you should be giving financial advice.
@@average.yt.commenter609Nah. Graham is grifter scum.
"for profit prison system" 😂😂 Nailed it!
It's true though. The govt contracts them and they get paid per prisoner.
The subtle sarcasm was on point about this issue.
remember that the us government is evil and kills and tortures as many people as china does, they just are better at making people not care about it
No, it actually is...
“He’ll die in prison for creating a PHP website.” Lost my coffee and woke the house laughing.
Imagine explaining to a average inmate "I got two life sentences for creating a website"
@@JohnDoe-ch6qy the website 💀💀💀
The "Lesson: Don't make websites out of PHP" with the old man on oxygen in prison was the pièce de résistance
You know, that, and also spending hundreds of thousands of dollars hiring hitmen to murder potential witnesses.
As a developer currently in prison myself, I can agree that going to prison should be avoided at all costs.
Are you using prison here as some kind of metaphor as in not being able to go outside?
@@procrastinatingrn3936no, I think by prison he means prison
Bro is using Starlink
@@marlonsubuyu2012 Someone didn't get the memo here.
Which phone is the top ranked for being able to hide in your ass? I feel my current iPad isn't optimal
Use PHP, but don't get caught!
you just outed yourself tho...cant you see the blue red lights outside? xD
lool
Php? 100 years without parole
if you behave well they might let you use JS in prison
this is possible using jquery.
Fireship uploads be like:
*What's the point of coding these days*
*You will not get a job anytime soon, and if you have one, you'll lose it*
*Hey, crime pays, sometimes...*
lmao
Next upload:
*Today, I'm going to show you how to hack, for educational purposes*
@@alazarbisrat1978honestly would be lit
Not all of them pay.
Piracy sucks.
@@alazarbisrat1978 lol he actually made a tutorial on ransomware with javascript
be a politician, you can do illegal crap.
They ain't called law makers for nothing
they are controlled by the rich
So sad, Ross getting life is insane and inhuman
lesson for developers:
Don't lie to the powerful people in our society and don't steal too much from regular citizens, that's the investors job.
No, that's your job on behalf of investors. Also, it's your job to go to jail on behalf of investors.
No. The lesson is always the same: friggin whatever you do, don't get caught.
Also, don't use PHP
And don't login as admin to illegal sites in public places.
@@igordasunddas3377Part of the point is that the powerful people can get you caught much easier than normal people.
"Inspired by other php developers who drive a lambo" you did Taylor dirty 😂
What about McAffee I thought he would be the first tech bro you mention 😂😂😂😂😂
oh man mcaffee's bust was wild. they caught that man based on the EXIF data in a photo he took while he was in hiding.
he wasn't a tech bro, he was straight up tech daddy
*past tense
In his case they didn't bother to jail him, he just died of unknown reasons 😉
@@catolegThey bothered but couldn't actually get him lol
3:22 ah, I see Fireship is a man of culture as well.
Ross was given such a hard sentence because the government never got any tax money. That's the worst sin, not letting the gov take their cut.
Not letting the *cu lt take “their” cut
As long as you pay em tribute, they'll even protect you
LOL no; he was enabling drug trafficking at country-levels of international trading, let along all other illegal activities brokered on the site. He had it coming, sorry
@@gadget00 So what, nobody is forcing you to do drugs and never will.
It has zero impact on anyone’s life other than those that want it, notwithstanding the billions that clowns like you steal from others trying to ban it.
@@gadget00Drug trafficking should largely not even be illegal in the first place. The war on drugs is a failure and should be abandoned immediately, everyone involved should be pardoned.
Great summary of some of the biggest downfalls in tech history. It really illustrates the danger of choosing quick success over ethical and sustainable growth.
No, sadly it just illustrates the dangers of getting caught for your fraud. Plenty more fraudsters out there living the rich life.
Being a blabber mouth fraudster is the easiest way to prison
Blablabla ethics bs yadayadayada
Our world is ruled by the countries that murdered, raped and slaved the other the best, and now they preach equality and free rights because it sells. Ethics is but a lie by which people deceive each other into taking what's not their to begin with, because nothing is really our to begin with, were just a bunch of atoms that decided that sticking together was the best for them, even if only temporarily.
Sustainable growth in such a scenario is only an expression that shows a self served subserviance to a system which is corrupt in and out of itself! #wakeup
I’m surprised Kim Dotcom wasn’t mentioned
Yep he was raided too, in a very public manner
@@4.0.4 Aye, in a very non US country by a very US FBI
He'll probably get his own video someday
@@jooooo9572 saving him for part 2
He's a republican shill, we're all in democrats and liberalism
Thanking the DoJ and the for profit prison system for making this video possible had me in stitches. Excellent, as always.
@ 3:22 if you know the text . . . you know the game.
Fireship is a man of culture.
No Kim Dotcom?
There's a few others as well that could make a part 2, like Aaron Swartz is still serving life in heaven
Most people don't know Aaron Swartz. Yet, he is probably the most important and influential person when it comes to the internet. May he rest in peace.
@@eliehalimi There is a whole Fireship video about Aaron
ruclips.net/video/R6S-b_k-ZKY/видео.html
Did kim went to prison?
@@eliehalimiThe founder of Reddit iirc
JSTOR has blood on their hands
3:22 is the most violent IYKYK I've seen in my entire life
Excellent shoutout to the video sponsors 😂
The guy who sold Otto probably put the 18-month sentence in his business plan and sequence diagrams when he first set about building it.
4:59 And that, little kids, is why you never use PHP
your videos are ones of the best on youtube, amuzing and educative, i simply love it so much thank you
Mans really waited till the SBF decision 😂
I don't always understand all of what's going on, but I greatly enjoy getting these tech updates. Please, and I hope you will, continue producing them.
never thought i'd see a CoC screenshot in a fireship video
Probably your most inspirational video to date.
A bit surprised to not see Hans Reiser.
You can just install some distro shit on reiserFS and wait it to break
Exactly what I was thinking.
It was a bit of a news piece back in the day, but to be fair his crime (murdering his wife) had nothing to do with the industry.
It was just that he was an horrible human being.
BTW, I still remember many "enlightened" slashdot users claiming that it was unfair that he was condemned even if the body of his wife was not produced, to prove even that there was a murder. I do not think any of them retracted when, some years later, he told the authorities where the body was as part of a deal.
@@sergiojuanmembiela6223 It did seem to wipe out reiserfs though.
"With great power comes great responsibility"
"With great power comes great respronsitrillitrance"
With great responsibility comes great Blame.
With small mouse pad comes great sensitivity
The shoutouts cracked me up 😂
You forgot about Razzlekhan, the Versace Bedouin. She was at one point the richest rapper alive by a wide margin after she stole $4b in bitcoin.
She is also the worst rapper alive.
Don't diss the crocodile of wall street, my queen
How much software development did she do?
Cracked up at the promoting of Stripe right after explaining how to become a potential trillionaire on the internet illegally
man I love your videos ❤ I laughed a lot, like crazy
In other words, no COBOL programmers ever get caught
No one was able to understand the code.
If someone uses cobol you can assume he is already rich. But after all, so were the people in this video but greed is something too.
@1:45 Harshest thing about prison: no turtlenecks.
All i can say about this is that just by his name alone, Sam Bankman-Fried should not have been let into the kitchen
4:12 lol that picture is amazing, I hope it's true...
Also, crazy sentences for some of these guys when you compare to some sentences given for brutal crimes.
/edit, and even when you compare with sentences for mild(er) crimes.
Huge shout out to the US department of justice for making this video possible
LMFAO
Fireship is always fire 🔥 with the news ship
No mention of Hans Reiser. That's a crime!
that laravel joke thou !!! fireship now have easter eggs :D cool
People often omit the fact that Ross Ulbricht also tried to place hits on multiple people, who only didn't die because he was scammed or talked to a federal agent.
Well, that makes the sentence a little justifiyed
Check your sources
You are right but he was never charged for it. He got his sentence for "non-violent drug crimes". They didn't give that sentence because it was just, it was because they were making an example out of him.
that isn't true
Allegedly.
Wonderfully delivered piece.
Raj Rajaratnam's mug shot was really something.
Sometimes it seems that if you live up to the promise you gave your investors you'll be called a successful genius, but if you fail you'll be called a fraud... Just thinking
That CoC screenshot...
I have mixed feelings about recognising some references :D
Time stamp??
@@A2431A It is not "Call of Chtulhu", it is the other CoC
Your content is so good man
Solid financial advice
Hands down the best segway I've seen on a youtube video
0:21 more like unicone!
I'm watching this while drinking out of my NS8 mug. Adam Rogas would have been a good addition to your list.
Ross ulbricht is my uni alumnus. So proud of him lmaooo
Learn to accept payment without going to jail, That ending was nothing but brilliant 😂
TL;DR Don’t use PHP
Liked the stripe course ad at the end.
"It would be disappointing if you went to prison without the programming skills you've learned on this channel."
Me watching Fireship because funny/informative/interesting and having almost no code skills: (looks away)
5:07 is wild
Moral of the story, stay away from php kids
I love the stock footage where a prisoner is just reading the dictionary start to finish
I was in prison. It fucking sucks, you're surrounded by hundreds of dum dums.... And not only the other inmates. You ask a guard for a knife to cut meat and veggies and it takes him three hours and he comes with a hammer.
Maybe if you ask him for a hammer he’ll give you a knife? 🤔🤔🧠🧠
You end up there so you must be one of those dum dums..unless you were framed, unlucky or bad at crime.
I'm sorry for what you've been through. Btw do you also got beaten by other prisoners there? like the seniors. coz its pretty common in my country
Oh yeah , I had to dumb myself down when speaking to others in jail , I was shocked how some people in America can’t even read …
@@mjdevlog @mjdevlog As soon as I got there I hit the gym 5 times a week. I went bench press 40kg->95kg in 3 months. Just make sure you're good with your floors leader (ours was a gang leader 2 meter MMA fighter with smarts) and he kept order and he had fair rules. Shower every 2 days, clean up after urself, cell cleaning once a week. If you had problems with that you had to take him on. So it was quite peaceful while he was there. Once he left the junkies came in and I spent my all time like this: morning I go to work, 12.00 I eat, go outwside and do a little exercise for an hour, go bacjk to work, then dinner and I would just go to my cell and watch dvds, play xbox, read, play guitar, jerk off etc. The junkies are all talk and ego none of them could take me on so they bullshited this kid to attack me and he charged at me from behind while I was doing a cross word puzzle sitting down. He got 3 punches in and was screaming I kill you and then I got up and walked towards him and shouted wtf are you doing?! and he ran away. Then I got my transfer to a more open prison just before my release we lived in these little houses there. But the "stone prison" where I was it's jungle laws there so make friends with the real criminals and stay on their good side and MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS you will be ok. Many people got beat up but they were god damn morons.
You should've mentioned how they distracted Ross by staging a fighting couple so that he couldn't clear out his laptop, and then went in to arrest him.
How could you forget McAfee in this list lmao
Great video; sometimes tech bros have to be reminded that being a genius doesn't imply not going to jail
Why do you have a CoC screenshot?
Fascinating and cautionary! It’s eye-opening to see how even tech leaders and entrepreneurs can find themselves on the wrong side of the law. Let’s hope these stories serve as lessons for others.
🚫🔐👀
honorable mention to Aaron Swartz. RIP
I can not believe RUclips Techlead was not mentioned.
No John McAfee? I guess that would require its own video series - so fair.
That would require a Netflix series + a couple of movies 😂
God, this content is pure gold! Info with developers joking!
Thanks. Was just about to start a billion dollar company.
I have to say this is your most "made by chatGPT" video yet. It has like 10% of the jokes you normally do
Some of them shouldn’t be called “tech bro”
Holmes is a tech girl boss.
@@mx338 she's a tech bro in spirit
@@ME0WMEREif we can call women supporting the patriarchy honorary men or something, we can call her tech sis and honorary tech bro.
bro is a gender neutral term
@@codesymphonyliterally no, it is short for "brother"
Still laughing on the reference to Tesla from the company of the first guy
how can a dude get two life sentences + 40 years? doesn't make sense... can they also give you two death penalties?
yes they can
Some American prisons have on-site necromancers to ensure you serve your time
i’m guessing it’s to keep consistency in case law when it comes to appeals. i’m not a US lawyer though so pure guess.
It's because convictions just pile up. If you get sentenced to life for one murder, you can get sentenced to life again for another one.
yes they revive you to life just to execute again. @@PixyEm
You should talk about the backdoor in xz that was found that basically installs a SSH master key into all servers with xz 5.6.0 or newer.
Two life sentences for a black market website is crazy. Ross made mistakes, but he didn’t commit a crime worthy of spending 80% of his life in prison.
A lot of money involved I guess
That’s why they hit him hard
@@junesuprisethey made an example out of him.
It’s a disgusting sentence
The government: how dare you outsmart us ?!?
Amazing vídeo txk
"Huge shoutout to the U.S. department of justice and for-profit prison industry for making this video possible" 💀💀💀
Wow I’m early, fireship can you do a longer video on SwiftUI ?
The reptiles were like 🦖:
"So we named one of them Bank-Man, and the other ones Gold Sacks, funniest shit ever did 🤣🤣"
Tech leads are usually people who have learned the dictionaries more than their knowledge about technical solutions. And with all that complicated talk, they talk everyone in a company under the table and they can push through their own ideas. Apparently even to the point where they get dirty benefits from it. A company should talk more with actual developers.
Silkroad guy got 2 life sentences becasue he ALSO ordered murder from a hitman who was actually an undercover boss
4:56 This part makes me laugh until I almost faint, poor PHP 😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been matching Nancy Pelosi for 2 years and I’m up about 60%. $$
😂
I really love your channel, thank you for all the content you’d create, one thing though, please don’t say stuff like “unfortunately he got caught” even if it is funny, as this might encourage people watching you, all the best, and keep on being great 😊🚀🌟
3:21
If you know... you know.
I was wondering if anyone else recognized it 😅
Anthony is still outside , thriving 😂
Hans Reiser
Megaupload
Aaron Swartz
Video is more knowledgeable about donot make crime like that super video 5:25
php devs indeed needs to sentence a life in prison for their crapy websites.
4:25 - 10 Billion or 10 million?
I'd love to be a part of fireship's PRO member but unfortunately, It is very expensive in Indian currency, could you please offer a sale or something, I'd like to be a lifetime member.
*Excellent shoutout to the video sponsors *
A non-ai video?
Omg get over it
Bankman looking like a straight up goblin in the Tom Brady vid xD
Keep in mind Ross Ulbricht had paid for hitmen to kill people TWICE. Luckily, he was just tricked both times (one hitman was a fed and the other hitman was a scammer). But Ross definitely deserves life in prison. Anybody who thinks he doesn't deserve that does not know enough about the despicable things he did and just spouts opinions from people who don't know much about the case.
There’s a sociological phenomena of people with anime avatars being against Ross. Won’t explain but it makes some sense yea
He was jailed for breaking the law, not being bad. This hitmen story is a cheap misdirection but not so smart people like you keep on falling for it. He does not deserve his sentence.
The fact that, even if this where true, the people he was trying to hit where also people trying to blackmail and threat him do not impact your observations?
As much as I like your news videos I kinda miss the old coding videos where you explored new frameworks and coded some small interesting projects. Anyway keep up the good work