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Комментарии • 230

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu 3 месяца назад +39

    We shouldn't take good English for granite.

  • @vitoriangamer7807
    @vitoriangamer7807 3 месяца назад +93

    4:18 NOT THE FEEBLE POSITION

  • @venomenace
    @venomenace 3 месяца назад +30

    Nearly every time i use the restroom i have a urethra moment

  • @WhirlyBeepBoops
    @WhirlyBeepBoops 3 месяца назад +29

    I think the "county out" post was actually an intentional reference to a video on the Lion King remake, where it's pointed out that Zazu legitimately sounds like he's saying "county out" instead of "count me out" in one of his lines in _I Just Can't Wait To Be King_

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 3 месяца назад +191

    my brain: """meaty core"""

  • @57z2
    @57z2 3 месяца назад +14

    1:00 Im 100% sure he MEANT to say acoustic. 100% certain. if ykyk

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 3 месяца назад +8

    0:48
    That one is literally correct though. Lame Man's terms has an urban dictionary entry just for this person!

  • @ThatGuyRNA
    @ThatGuyRNA 3 месяца назад +11

    2:53
    This is a joke, not a bone Apple Tea
    It’s a reference to the lion king 2019 where the bird says
    “If this is where the monarchy is headed county out”

  • @kiratheelf772
    @kiratheelf772 3 месяца назад +93

    "cyst and deceased" just completely broke my brain, i sat here for a good long while just trying to remember what the actual thing was called.
    *cease and desist.*

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 3 месяца назад +5

      the guy somehow managed to reverse it

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 3 месяца назад +5

      I am just amazed that they knew both of those words *and* knew how to spell them correctly, yet never realized that this is not what they mean.

  • @Wee_Mewon
    @Wee_Mewon 3 месяца назад +3

    2:42 I guarantee this is referencing the lion king prequel about mufasa, and the county out line is referencing the weird way zazu says ‘count me out’ in the photorealistic remake

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 3 месяца назад +19

    6:39 And here we see someone thinking something at the middle of the spectrum is bad, rather than being... halfway between good and mad.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 3 месяца назад +5

    Wait hang on, the "County Out" one is intentionally. The Lion King Garbage remake has a line where Zazu says "if this is where the monarchy is headed COUNTY out" because the va scuffed the line. The Lion King prequel trailer was bad so the commenter was making a joke about it.

  • @quagsir-behattedbloboftheu5051
    @quagsir-behattedbloboftheu5051 3 месяца назад +13

    It's funny, because here in the south of England you would hear a lot of people, including myself, not pronounce the "t" in right of way, instead of the "f". So it becomes "righ' uf way" - not even properly pronouncing the "o".

  • @BaniTheBun
    @BaniTheBun 3 месяца назад +31

    We should all soup scrub to this chain well

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 3 месяца назад

      Nice but I think _Scrub Scribe_ is a better one

  • @ChaosTheoriesLuxe
    @ChaosTheoriesLuxe 3 месяца назад +2

    I love "tipity iceberg" and think we should use that because it's adorable.

  • @WodLndCrits
    @WodLndCrits 3 месяца назад +4

    0:50 "you killed him dude!"
    -damien lee

  • @jeffrey8979
    @jeffrey8979 3 месяца назад +1

    There is actually a real term in linguistics for this, called eggcorns (after a common misinterpretation of acorn).

  • @almonpista
    @almonpista 3 месяца назад +1

    I use to think it was getting down to brass tax, and then I was working in an upholstery shop working with Brass Tacks and I realized I was dumb

  • @The_Mud_Monkey
    @The_Mud_Monkey 3 месяца назад +1

    I learnt recently that most of these are called Eggcorns, which is just brilliant!

  • @dayzlove4994
    @dayzlove4994 3 месяца назад +3

    6:06 Definitely this one, Jack would be a great torturer.

  • @Randal_Ivory_X3
    @Randal_Ivory_X3 3 месяца назад +7

    My fave thing to do with these videos is try to figure out what the people are actually trying to say

  • @richardperks7776
    @richardperks7776 3 месяца назад +1

    I always love it when EmKay unloads a video on youth tube

  • @singingblueberry
    @singingblueberry 3 месяца назад

    English isn't my first language, so this subreddit is always a good opportunity to test my abilities. About 95% of the time, I know what the wrong term is and about 50% of the time, I'm able to figure out what the right term would be.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 3 месяца назад +1

    6:55 Now that Paul and season is WHAT?!

  • @Mel_Bat
    @Mel_Bat 3 месяца назад +7

    5:59 people learning English as their second language are rarely taught these type of rules. Most often it's just: "remember, English spelling does not make sense even for natives, so just learn spelling of each word on it's own without any rules". Basically people are just told that there are no sensible rules and to just memorise the spelling of each individual word. In other words, don't worry Jack - only natives are tortured with this

  • @vitreousmist
    @vitreousmist 2 месяца назад

    I laughed wayyyy too hard on the quesadilla one that one really got me, for some reason these things are golden

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel 3 месяца назад +3

    Cyst and deceased 😂😂😂

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 3 месяца назад

    1:21
    Plot twist: the one typing was a tiger

  • @justapanpirate
    @justapanpirate 3 месяца назад

    01:46 My brain immediately went “that looks like a Malm from Ikea” and I have never felt more Swedish in my life.

  • @REALrileyishere
    @REALrileyishere 3 месяца назад +2

    Boneappletea is a good sub red bit.

  • @stellart5664
    @stellart5664 3 месяца назад +1

    This Reddit is exactly how I hear everything with my APD

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 3 месяца назад

    I'm using "Hi, it's okay, I'm safe. I haven't ever killed anyone before" as my tinder bio. Cause online dating is going down the shitter.

  • @TrippyTrash1999
    @TrippyTrash1999 3 месяца назад

    1:15 once my friend said “yep. He doesn’t look like a serial killer.”… at my Uber driver!! 😂😭

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 3 месяца назад +5

    Pain, everything hurts watching this

  • @brycethoreson9216
    @brycethoreson9216 3 месяца назад +1

    Not like we live in a generation that has spellcheck and grammar check

  • @SandroilaKook
    @SandroilaKook 3 месяца назад

    Watching this makes me question my English myself....

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 3 месяца назад

    You've just got to eat a lot of cheese at the reception.

  • @Idont_eatcrocs
    @Idont_eatcrocs 3 месяца назад +4

    Woah new ehm cane video

    • @WodLndCrits
      @WodLndCrits 3 месяца назад

      This would fit in are slash named soundalikes

  • @chickenx2382
    @chickenx2382 3 месяца назад

    6:32 like shrek doesnt have meat

  • @bahp375
    @bahp375 3 месяца назад +1

    Damien terms? 😂

  • @evanchismark3092
    @evanchismark3092 3 месяца назад

    6:52 - 6:56 was he dreading having to read the words "among us"?

  • @ElizabethHarris-yh5im
    @ElizabethHarris-yh5im 3 месяца назад +32

    You definitely deserve more recognition for this!

    • @CelestialFrog676
      @CelestialFrog676 3 месяца назад +7

      Bot

    • @yef122
      @yef122 3 месяца назад +3

      Pórn bot reported

    • @crossbo5345
      @crossbo5345 3 месяца назад +4

      The pòrnogrophy has breached our defenses

  • @Foggy404
    @Foggy404 3 месяца назад +3

    oh neat

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 Месяц назад

    8:44. I have no idea what that is supposed to be...
    In fairness, I think some of this is a failure of "speech to text", compounded by a failure to check the text before hitting "send"....

  • @ryanthec
    @ryanthec 3 месяца назад

    All these were written by Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

  • @AllHailDiskordia
    @AllHailDiskordia 3 месяца назад

    I wish these were the fault of autocorrect

  • @greybatter9727
    @greybatter9727 3 месяца назад

    8:56 This will never not be funny to me

  • @john_savage
    @john_savage 3 месяца назад

    I'm not one to say atodaso. But atodaso! A fuckin' todaso!

  • @thedanymu
    @thedanymu 3 месяца назад

    I really like r/boneappletea, but i struggle with some words because i don't speak english, i wish they could say what the OP actually meant to say

  • @TitusAdventureandToyReviewShow
    @TitusAdventureandToyReviewShow 3 месяца назад +1

    What wait what

  • @Zynixed
    @Zynixed 3 месяца назад +1

    my favorite subreddit :D

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 3 месяца назад

    Taste may be required, but english sure is not

  • @sallyparty1978
    @sallyparty1978 3 месяца назад

    18 mins
    Meaty core is now in my dictionary

  • @Jay_T62
    @Jay_T62 3 месяца назад

    2:43 ah, hate to be that guy but that one's actually a woosh!

  • @matttheavgegeek7652
    @matttheavgegeek7652 Месяц назад

    8:55

  • @jestertheclown8055
    @jestertheclown8055 3 месяца назад

    emkay if you seeing this i love you guys

  • @mikamifan62
    @mikamifan62 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m ostrich sized

  • @gunngg908
    @gunngg908 3 месяца назад

    0:14 wtf is highly robbery supposed to mean

    • @Kintsugi23
      @Kintsugi23 3 месяца назад +1

      Highway robbery lol

  • @RedTheJMan
    @RedTheJMan 3 месяца назад

    Nice Vine Dio

  • @bigbruh5494
    @bigbruh5494 3 месяца назад

    2:58

  • @Incalculable_Kyle
    @Incalculable_Kyle 3 месяца назад

    I thought speech to text was a boomer thing. When did it loop back around to being relevant?

  • @tarumath319
    @tarumath319 3 месяца назад

    1:39 "legit haunted house" 🤣

    • @Sonaholic
      @Sonaholic 3 месяца назад

      As opposed to something abandoned and run down I assume they meant

  • @somaricraftbros6283
    @somaricraftbros6283 3 месяца назад

    Man, emkay is so avery age

  • @annawanna5995
    @annawanna5995 2 месяца назад

    Why *wouldn’t* he talk about the Irish? O-o
    Is this us defaultism or am I reading to deep into it? :P

  • @cerizz4771
    @cerizz4771 3 месяца назад

    i get almost none of these, years of english practice fell against a 9 minutes video
    thanks

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova 3 месяца назад

    8:34 what was this supposed to be?

    • @Shae_Sandybanks
      @Shae_Sandybanks 3 месяца назад

      it should have been "screwed the pooch" meaning to make a big or humiliating mistake

    • @terryfilkohazi2237
      @terryfilkohazi2237 3 месяца назад +1

      There's a stupid saying "Screw the pooch"

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 3 месяца назад +1

    This is greet. I love to watch M K vid O's.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 3 месяца назад

    5:40 ffs, the English language is no more convoluted or difficult than any of the other myriad of languages out there. It gets shit on the most because it's one of the most prevalent, but Japan has three (3!) different alphabets, Chinese mandarin knocks English out of the park, FRENCH is a language with fucked up extra letters and a weird counting system. And that's not counting the many lesser-known languages, like the Algonquian, Cherokee, and other Native American languages that are so difficult to learn and interpret, they were used as cyphers and coded languages in WWII.
    Tired of all this boo-hooing about a language that is not any more difficult to learn than any of the other doozies of a language.

  • @RAJF24
    @RAJF24 3 месяца назад +2

    Fun fact:
    Your not first

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 3 месяца назад

    These people type like they talk

    • @Kintsugi23
      @Kintsugi23 3 месяца назад +1

      I feel like a lot of these are the result of people having mishaps with talk-to-text

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 3 месяца назад

      @@Kintsugi23 you could be right!

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 месяца назад +1

    Jacks name is a bone Apple teeth.
    His actual name Jay mick

  • @charlier.k4934
    @charlier.k4934 3 месяца назад +1

    Ugh. have to mute and watch with much more enjoyment in silence

  • @GriffinForte
    @GriffinForte 3 месяца назад

    Ji

  • @Akawump
    @Akawump 3 месяца назад +1

    Stopping kids from saying first fr

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 месяца назад +1

    Day 1915 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

  • @Doch_4L
    @Doch_4L 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm in the first 100 likes

  • @AtomicFruitloop
    @AtomicFruitloop 3 месяца назад

    first

  • @r0ck13z
    @r0ck13z 3 месяца назад

    five minutes😟

  • @ten-faced-carrot
    @ten-faced-carrot 3 месяца назад +2

    56 views in 1 minute? Bro fell off

  • @Idontwantayoutubehandle.
    @Idontwantayoutubehandle. 3 месяца назад +1

    Meaty ogre

  • @BiggestBigBoy
    @BiggestBigBoy 3 месяца назад

    Meaty ogre, like Fiona from Shrek.

  • @1forallful
    @1forallful 3 месяца назад +125

    This truly is a doggy dog world. It's Snoop's world, and we're just livin in it. 😂

    • @Swiftkitten88
      @Swiftkitten88 3 месяца назад +7

      to be fair this SHOULD be the saying. "doggy dog world" sounds so much better

    • @machinegunangel
      @machinegunangel 3 месяца назад +4

      Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay!!🎶

  • @darakke
    @darakke 3 месяца назад +39

    “Damian terms”. Shots fired.

  • @f1zzy._xoxo
    @f1zzy._xoxo 3 месяца назад +168

    0:54 actually, saying acoustic is a common joke so this probably isnt a bone apple tea situation

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 3 месяца назад +38

      it's a very unfunny and insensitive joke too

    • @Makkiebobo730
      @Makkiebobo730 3 месяца назад +34

      @@wyzololthis is the internet, why would they be sensitive

    • @f1zzy._xoxo
      @f1zzy._xoxo 3 месяца назад +2

      @@wyzolol by what ive seen, the joke is mainly used by autistic ppl and isnt rlly used in a bad way

    • @noahkleppolsen9465
      @noahkleppolsen9465 3 месяца назад +56

      @@wyzololit just got spread to far, im autistic and find it funny when used in a clearly joking situation

    • @Gyrhoe
      @Gyrhoe 3 месяца назад +53

      @@wyzolol It's surprisingly common for autistic people to use it though, I've noticed. It depends on the person you tell it to, much like any joke.

  • @laiostouden-ib3bj
    @laiostouden-ib3bj 3 месяца назад +8

    im thinking the "acoustic" post was intentional in the spelling, but like. coming from someone whos most likely autistic, i haaaaate the trend of saying "acoustic" and "restarted." it feels so fucking gross that people are 1. treating "autistic" as a bad word and/or treating it the same way those popular girls in hs did to the special ed class (infantilization, treating them as pets, making fun of them through this behavior) and 2. finding a way to say a slur that doesnt belong to them. if someone with autism wanted to call themselves the r slur, go for it, but i hate hearing the word and would prefer to never be called that in any context. except for trolls cause they do it to get a rise out of people

  • @edcaldwell4326
    @edcaldwell4326 3 месяца назад +12

    Paul and Season sounds like the name of some sort of department store

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 3 месяца назад +18

    1:00 I like the implication that Men are as frightening to everyone else as Biblically Accurate Angels are to Men... such that they must approach us with the same ""! 🤣

    • @evildrkirby
      @evildrkirby 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean, have you **seen** the reactions to the whole "random bear or random man" question?

    • @lady_draguliana784
      @lady_draguliana784 3 месяца назад

      @@evildrkirby oh my yes! 😅

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 2 месяца назад +1

      @@evildrkirbyYeah, the amount of guys sending photos or videos of bear attack victims to random women, just proving those women right.

  • @zxzxmatheus
    @zxzxmatheus 3 месяца назад +7

    URETHRA!!

  • @Idk-_-lol-m4y
    @Idk-_-lol-m4y 3 месяца назад +9

    7:19 OMG i HATE when quesadillas fly into my car too 😢😢

    • @MrfnordTim
      @MrfnordTim 3 месяца назад +1

      I live in Albuquerque, so it's not entirely out of the question.

    • @Idk-_-lol-m4y
      @Idk-_-lol-m4y 3 месяца назад

      @@MrfnordTim oof

  • @Kerosene.Dreams
    @Kerosene.Dreams 3 месяца назад +10

    Bone Apple Tea is a beautiful subreddit that could have been twice or three times the length of this video and is the main reason I even have a Reddit.

  • @Pershingtank
    @Pershingtank 3 месяца назад +5

    2:40 is on purpose, it comes from a badly pronounced line in the remake of The Lion King.

  • @rewertot
    @rewertot 3 месяца назад +7

    9:08 this sounds like a pun I wood make

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 3 месяца назад +9

    Jack Singing Bits
    6:39 We All Learned English

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx 3 месяца назад +6

    I feel like a lot of these happen from people in the American Northwest.
    First time I traveled to Minnesota I couldn't understand a single thing anyone actually said. "Heelorr, howurryaa? Wat wudya leek?"

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 2 месяца назад

      I recently went to Minnesota cause my sister lives there... I don't. I heard some people who spoke like that.... granted, I hear people speak like that everywhere.
      I also tend to hear lots of accents and slurred speech.

  • @Soniccatplayz
    @Soniccatplayz 3 месяца назад +21

    Hot tamales

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 месяца назад +4

    Day 145 of guessing the editor.
    0:47 I can tell from the way the text gets revealed that Kenny edited this.

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 3 месяца назад +3

    Zombie "a pack of lips" sounded like a dad joke.

    • @amit.k.8939
      @amit.k.8939 3 месяца назад

      What is this supposed to mean? I genuinely can't figure it out.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 3 месяца назад +3

      @@amit.k.8939 Zombie _Apocalypse._

    • @amit.k.8939
      @amit.k.8939 3 месяца назад +2

      @@greenapple9477 Knew I would feel stupid when I'll figure out the answer.
      Thanks :)

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 3 месяца назад +1

      @@amit.k.8939 That's a mood.

  • @sirpendergast1575
    @sirpendergast1575 3 месяца назад +3

    I always wonder how many of these are just people using speech to text and not checking before posting, because in my experience it very mych likes splitting words.

  • @Imprisoned_Soul
    @Imprisoned_Soul 3 месяца назад +14

    I died (no pun intended) only 19 seconds in with the "zombie a pack of lips" . 🤣

  • @Dabkiller59
    @Dabkiller59 3 месяца назад +2

    this is hair lair ous🤣🤣