IKR...After seeing his dialogue on why he tells jokes, I felt so sad because he was telling them to lighten the atmosphere and cheer up people even though they were bad. I thought that Cyno telling jokes was just another meme-is thing that Hoyoverse thought about, and now I feel pretty bad that people laugh at how bad his jokes are even though he's only telling those jokes to lighten the mood.
Funfact: any enemy that need 'something' to float on water. ie cryo mage and cryo slime that uses ice can actually be drown if you melt their ice foothold. It needs to bee larger enough for it to hit the water.
@teenie on his banner I was trying to get only Candace, but I got Cyno instead!! But NOW I WILL LEVEL HIM UP TO 90 AS SOON AS I CAN! He is so sweet to ignore it
Cyno: You know something? My jokes, they're just like paper. MC: Why is that? Cyno: Because they're... **rips a piece of paper* "TEARABLE". *ba-dum tsss*
A joke to add to his repertoire: Me, Tighnari, and Alhaitham have to get to our hotel room on the 600th floor. But the elevator is out of commission. So, we decide jobs to pass time on the stairs: I'll tell jokes for the first 200 floors, then Tighnari will tell happy stories for the next 200, and Alhaitham will tell sad stories for the last 200. So, we reach the 401st floor, Alhaitham turns to us and says, "Here's my sad story... I left the keys on the first floor."
I fr love how Hoyoverse are writing characters, it just so heartwarming, Cyno isn’t just telling jokes because Hoyoverse decided “haha he tells bad jokes funny right?” They also gave him an extra layer that is he cares for the other matras working for him and didn’t want to stress them out unnecessary he really has good intentions and I find characters with subtle details like this so fun, they feel way more human and it shows Hoyoverse cares about what do they with their characters even to the smallest details, Cyno is a character with flaws like being too serious even when he doesn’t want to, he tried to counter it with telling jokes but it still fails but he acknowledges it believes that someday one of his jokes will land
Putting Cyno inside teapot with Kaeya and Diluc is perfect combo. While Cyno telling a dad joke, Diluc and Kaeya got confused. Cyno : Did you get my "Dad" jokes? Kaeya and Diluc : No. Cyno : Exactly. Edit : I'M SORRY🤣👍
Cyno: A liyuean, snezhnayan and mondstadtian are on a trip. Suddenly it has gotten extremely cold. The mondstadtian took out a box of fine wine, shared a few between the 3 of them and threw the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the snezhnayan takes out a bag full of warm clothes, he shares some with the other two and throws the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the liyuean threw out the snezhnayan
@@amethyst_the_rainwing Another one A snezhnayan has a workshop in Inazuma. Recently they have passed a new law, urging everyone to recycle whatever materials they have instead of throwing them out. But to do that you have to pay a fee, triple the fee if you are not inazuman! Snezhnayan thought "Ah, i'll just bury them somewhere on a shore, how would they know if it was me?". And so he did. Gathered all the waste material he had and got to burying it. Halfway into the deed, he saw a tenryuu commissioner approaching. "Oh man, i'm done for, i'll probably have to pay an unreasonable fee if not go to prison..." he thought. Finally the tenryuu commissioner stops and says "Hey you, what do you think you're doing?!" he shouted in a commanding tone. The snezhnayan freezes for a second, then calmly says "well i saw these materials buried on a shore and i got a workshop of my own, thought i'd put these to good use since no one needs them and save me some mora". The tenryuu commissioner then says "That's against the law, put them back in."
Cyno: Which creature has the worst personal hygiene Traveler: Uh w-who? Cyno: Look at Monstadh, look at Liyue, Look at Inazuma, Look at Sumeru, and your house. Traveler: Why it is something to do with all these places Cyno: It's you traveler, we don't have comfort room people sh*t themselves.
The ad that played before this vid was Cyno telling a joke XD In all honesty, this kinda got me emotional. The reason behind the telling the jokes and how he feels is really nice.
Man I must have the most broken humor in the world if I keep laughing at his jokes…. Edit: I’m so glad people didn’t judge me and instead, agreed with how his jokes are funny which they are 🤩🙏
Cyno explaining his motivation to tell jokes at first made me feel bad for him, then I burst out laughing when he expected to tell a good one "someday".
omg... cyno is genshin's me.. i literally tell jokes all the time... but they're all.... okay MOSTLY bad... XD but people get a laugh out of them because they're bad. its the intent that counts.
As an Arab child who grew up with an Arab dad with jokes that aren't even funny to some people, Cyno did a great job at imitating my dad. P.S. I thought his jokes were funny
Cyno: “Do you know maya hee?”
Nari: “Maya who?”
Cyno: “Maya ha... Maya ha ha“ (gets choked by nari instantly)
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT-
LOL
😂😂I'm dead --------------
THIS DESERVES WAY MORE ON IT. JOKE FUNNY AF
_O-Zone will be proud_
Cyno:If I joined Fatui,you know who I will replace for?
Traveller:Who?
Cyno:I would replaced La Signora as La Cynora.
Traveller:Too soon.
bro
🤣
La Sayonara
😂😂😂👍
He would totally be better than her, anyway.
The Anubis Wears Prada 💅
The cutest thing ever is that he tells jokes to seem less scary 🥺😩
Honestly I kinda relate a bit
IKRRR
FR😭
IKR...After seeing his dialogue on why he tells jokes, I felt so sad because he was telling them to lighten the atmosphere and cheer up people even though they were bad. I thought that Cyno telling jokes was just another meme-is thing that Hoyoverse thought about, and now I feel pretty bad that people laugh at how bad his jokes are even though he's only telling those jokes to lighten the mood.
yessss 😭
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I actually like the cryo slime joke lol
Its a really cute joke
Funfact: any enemy that need 'something' to float on water. ie cryo mage and cryo slime that uses ice can actually be drown if you melt their ice foothold. It needs to bee larger enough for it to hit the water.
Same
Yeah that one was actually good. Not great, but it wasn't bad!
Same
The part of him saying jokes for his friends was pretty wholesome ngl 😭
Cyno: Traveler, you should keep a Gnosis on show
Aether: Why?
Cyno: It'll remind people you have gno sis
Good one
HAHAHA... Haha... 😭
It’s a joke until Lumine walks in
Very funny….😢
@@thunderchief7256 Lmao
Cyno: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Everyone: "Oh boy..."
Cyno: "My sense of humour."
Everyone: "..." ( Well, he's not _wrong..._ )
And somehow, it's more painful.
Now that's actually hilarious.
…no dont laugh you lil me HAHAHHA LMAO i cant, thats the best joke
Omg that is seriously a great solution for him
HEY FUNNY GUY, I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU! WHAT SMELLS ROTTON AND PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP? YOUR ACT!
Tbh his reason is actually so sweet...also I liked the slime joke😭
@teenie on his banner I was trying to get only Candace, but I got Cyno instead!!
But NOW I WILL LEVEL HIM UP TO 90 AS SOON AS I CAN!
He is so sweet to ignore it
@@UzumakiD_luffy he is actually one of the few characters that NEEDS 90 levels because hyperbloom/aggravate damage depends on level also
Cyno: You know something? My jokes, they're just like paper.
MC: Why is that?
Cyno: Because they're...
**rips a piece of paper*
"TEARABLE".
*ba-dum tsss*
LMFAO
LMAO
I GET IT 🤣
OmG TT
ok this one is exceptionally a good one lmao
A joke to add to his repertoire:
Me, Tighnari, and Alhaitham have to get to our hotel room on the 600th floor. But the elevator is out of commission. So, we decide jobs to pass time on the stairs: I'll tell jokes for the first 200 floors, then Tighnari will tell happy stories for the next 200, and Alhaitham will tell sad stories for the last 200. So, we reach the 401st floor, Alhaitham turns to us and says, "Here's my sad story... I left the keys on the first floor."
congrats on telling the funniest joke on earth
Tighnari would definitely not make it through those first 200
@@Prismalpink Wait seriously? That's canon? I just made it him because Cyno hates him! Coincidence or what?
cyno then proceeds to punt alhaitham down the stairs
Nnnnnnooooooo
His jokes make sense, they're just not funny. He's a great character.
Hi
My sense of humor is so broken, i find them funny
1:46 Even Kageroumaru walks away from Cyno's jokes 🤣
Who the hell was Kageroumaru?!
@@ridhosaputra3936 that dog in his teapot at the background
I didn't even realize that 😂😂😂
I fr love how Hoyoverse are writing characters, it just so heartwarming, Cyno isn’t just telling jokes because Hoyoverse decided “haha he tells bad jokes funny right?” They also gave him an extra layer that is he cares for the other matras working for him and didn’t want to stress them out unnecessary he really has good intentions and I find characters with subtle details like this so fun, they feel way more human and it shows Hoyoverse cares about what do they with their characters even to the smallest details, Cyno is a character with flaws like being too serious even when he doesn’t want to, he tried to counter it with telling jokes but it still fails but he acknowledges it believes that someday one of his jokes will land
Cyno's jokes in GI: His jokes are no laughing matter, but he can make the Dendro Archon laugh.
Cyno's jokes in the Community: Best comedian in Teyvat.
The way he does a small laugh before saying the punchline is so cute to me
Ikr
If that wasn't intentional, then its even funnier
fr
He sounded so sad when you didn't get it lmao 😭
He's trying his best and I respect him.
Me too
Cyno: What do you call a fish without eyes?
Tighnari: Myxine Circifrons? (Biology genius lol)
Cyno: Fsh
*Fish without "i"'s
I’ve seen this one before. Nari being smart but it’s just a joke-
Cyno being alone on an island is so funny to me
It took me a while to get the first joke but I like the second one and he seems really proud to tell this second joke. 😂😂
The first one is the sumpter beast is trying to get muscle by walking to the body building competition with a weight i think?-
Explain the first one to me, please. I failed to understand it.
Cyno face while telling joke 🗿
that's so sweet that he tells jokes to lighten the mood even though they're laughably terrible. i love him lmaoo
Putting Cyno inside teapot with Kaeya and Diluc is perfect combo. While Cyno telling a dad joke, Diluc and Kaeya got confused.
Cyno : Did you get my "Dad" jokes?
Kaeya and Diluc : No.
Cyno : Exactly.
Edit : I'M SORRY🤣👍
Oh noooo 😭
BRO 💀💀💀
That took me a minute
Illegal 💀
Yo man wtf 😂
This is so cute, I know it's supposed to be bad jokes but seeing him really trying is so adorable
He left such a strong impression on me during the Archon quest that I absolutely cannot believe he's actually a fun loving guy
1:51 I mean, IS HE WRONG?
Hes funnier then i’ll ever be
Cyno: “What do you call a snake good at math?”
Nari: “What?”
Cyno: “A pi-thon.” 😎 (gets choked by nari instantly)
Nari: “I’ll kill you!”
I liked the cryo :( Cyno’s so misunderstood that he gotta tell jokes to fit in 😭
His reason for telling jokes is so sweet. Maybe I can't laugh at them, but his wholesome effort makes me smile anyway.
Cyno: A liyuean, snezhnayan and mondstadtian are on a trip. Suddenly it has gotten extremely cold.
The mondstadtian took out a box of fine wine, shared a few between the 3 of them and threw the rest out.
"Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two.
"We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said.
Some time later, the snezhnayan takes out a bag full of warm clothes, he shares some with the other two and throws the rest out.
"Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two.
"We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said.
Some time later, the liyuean threw out the snezhnayan
HAHAHAHAHAH
@@amethyst_the_rainwing Another one
A snezhnayan has a workshop in Inazuma. Recently they have passed a new law, urging everyone to recycle whatever materials they have instead of throwing them out. But to do that you have to pay a fee, triple the fee if you are not inazuman!
Snezhnayan thought "Ah, i'll just bury them somewhere on a shore, how would they know if it was me?". And so he did. Gathered all the waste material he had and got to burying it. Halfway into the deed, he saw a tenryuu commissioner approaching.
"Oh man, i'm done for, i'll probably have to pay an unreasonable fee if not go to prison..." he thought. Finally the tenryuu commissioner stops and says "Hey you, what do you think you're doing?!" he shouted in a commanding tone.
The snezhnayan freezes for a second, then calmly says "well i saw these materials buried on a shore and i got a workshop of my own, thought i'd put these to good use since no one needs them and save me some mora".
The tenryuu commissioner then says "That's against the law, put them back in."
@@imjustlikedenji5954 💀
When I read this, the first people I thought of were Venti, Zhongli and Childe 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
Cyno: Which creature has the worst personal hygiene
Traveler: Uh w-who?
Cyno: Look at Monstadh, look at Liyue, Look at Inazuma, Look at Sumeru, and your house.
Traveler: Why it is something to do with all these places
Cyno: It's you traveler, we don't have comfort room people sh*t themselves.
Uhh... I don't get it, but I'm pretty sure you're calling the traveler stinky
This is certified cyno jokes. Its so bad i cant even understand
Because Teyvat has no bathroom😭😭😭
@@neshiejazzleeshin1320 Teyvat has its own laws
I made a room in my teapot that's only filled with crabs, so I can say that's where I take my crabs.
YOU GET BACK THERE AND LAUGH AT HIS JOKES 😭😭😭
I FEEL BAD FOR HIM AWW😭😭
Same
Cyno: besides… if I tell lots of jokes, not All of them can be bad surely
Me: Uhh… yeah, sure…
What did Cyno mains use after sleepless nights to freshen up?
- body SCaRabs
(its so bad, pleaseeeee)
....i'm in pain
Oh my god 😭
😂😂
Can you explain, I don’t get it 😞
@@tranhuyen3431 I think they meant "body scarabs" as a play on words for "body scrubs"
Cyno: “I love my fingers.”
Nari: “Yeah, so?”
Cyno: “So I can always count on them. “😎 (gets choked by nari instantly)
Nari: “I am so done with you!”
I like this one; made me chuckle.
I don't get it
@@ms.pirate do you count from 1 to ten with your fingers? You have 10 fingers tho.
I laughed at every single one of his jokes , I'm not sure why other characters don't feel the same way. Atleast Nahida does.
He makes the most depressing dad jokes
Actually the one who said "you call that a joke" was alhaitham the chad
THIS ISN’T WRONG THO-
Lmao the fact that Alhaitham DOES have a dry sense of humor and would probably react like that tho
@@forestgreenking indeed it is as you have guessed
The ad that played before this vid was Cyno telling a joke XD
In all honesty, this kinda got me emotional. The reason behind the telling the jokes and how he feels is really nice.
Man I must have the most broken humor in the world if I keep laughing at his jokes….
Edit: I’m so glad people didn’t judge me and instead, agreed with how his jokes are funny which they are 🤩🙏
...but they kinda are funny?
@@reiaceyuu2663 yea they are
Nah you have good taste
nah the npcs r just uncultured
The cryo slime was actually very funny 🤣🤣🤣
I need to give my cyno a *HUGG*
This had the opposite effect, now I’m sad.. :(
Cyno explaining his motivation to tell jokes at first made me feel bad for him, then I burst out laughing when he expected to tell a good one "someday".
HIS JOKES ARE CUTE... i love him so dearly.
Cyno is so bad at telling jokes that he is the joke so everyone laughs….. at him…
THE WAY I GOT AN AD OF CYNO TELLING THE HYDRO SLIME DESERT JOKE RIGHT BEFORE THIS VIDEO LMFAO
Now I kinda feel bad it feels like he is only trying to make people feel safer or happier 😢
I genuinely feel so incredibly bad for him. I want to give him the biggest hug.
Look he’s trying his best. He’s reminds me of high school teachers who try to crack jokes the class is truly there like 😐
I just love the way I always have the same react to the cryo slime joke every time I heard it
tighnari is so done with cyno's jokes
PLEASE HE'S TRYING OKAY 😭🤚
Why did the mahamatra pulled off the treasure hoarder’s arm after the hoarder told a joke?
Cus the mahamatra thought it was ‘humerus’
Aw naw.🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ouch. 🤣👏👏👏👏 my stomach hurts
actually i liked the cryo slime joke XD
His jokes are so bad it makes me laugh
He’s not telling a joke he’s actually stating facts 😭😭
I don't know about ya'll but I cackled at the cryo slime joke 😆😆😆
He's such a gem aaw
0:06 Maximum security
He's so hopeful at the end, he looks soo...🤣
cyno’s jokes are a joke
It’s so sad that you only have the choice to bully him for it because let me tell you he had me laughing
The disappoint “okay”
I’ll bless your eyes with the best Genshin joke I’ve come up with, ehem.. what is a polearm user’s favourite gum flavour? Spear mint!
omg... cyno is genshin's me.. i literally tell jokes all the time... but they're all.... okay MOSTLY bad... XD but people get a laugh out of them because they're bad. its the intent that counts.
Well the slime joke made laugh a bit
HE IS SO PRECIOUS
damn that's kinda depressing lmao
my humor is broken bc i laugh at all of his jokes
When the most serious faced man makes jokes
After the dialogue, Candace proceeds to the tree so she can cry her HP out 😭😭😭
I feel bad for my boy Cyno. Maybe I'll actually pull for him.
i love this man and his jokes
When the dog grin is the funniest part of the video
Aahha, he is so sweet I can’t 😂
Hoyoverse about to make a playable dad who makes plenty of dad jokes
actually made me exhale loudly from my nose on the cryo joke...
I would not be able to keep my composure while voicing those lines, respect.
his statements are more showerthoughts than jokes
Best joke Scarabs 😂😂😂
im hurt cuz im def cyno cuz im so bad at telling jokes, its becoming miserable bc of how badly constructed the joke is.
I never met someone who has strong will to land a joke on someone,..... someday
As an Arab child who grew up with an Arab dad with jokes that aren't even funny to some people, Cyno did a great job at imitating my dad.
P.S. I thought his jokes were funny
It’s not only Arabs… our dad in Iran tells horrible jokes as well 💀
Middle East in general
@@katitobyt yeah
@@UzumakiD_luffy it’s almost everyone that doesn’t speak English
@@ineedhelp772 idk, that kabakabakabakaba joke by the Japanese is pretty funny (kaba is hippo, and we all know what baka is)
I am 70+ pull in and still don’t have Candace😢
F
U
😂
130 pulls got c6 candace and c2 cyno lmfao
If you get somebody with a "do you know candace" joke you'll probably get her
I like how it looks like he's in a back alley 😂😂
Poor guy, he's tryibng so hard XD
Cyno being an inspiring comedian
I love his jokes
PLEASE WHEN HE SAID “okay.” HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO CRY 😭😭💔💔💔
That's what make them so hilarious!!!! Pun jokes and dad jokes are my kind of humor! 😂😂😂
the cryo slime slander
Now I regret not pulling for cyno
Now there's Nahida who can understand it
The fact that Cyno himself is ISTP .. ok sir we get it you get intimidating looks lol ( just like my mom )
I see that cyno trying to make others laugh and smiles and making a medicine of laughter but i can see that he is emotionless but has a nice spot
He's so precious