Ultimates 3 #3-4 - Atop the Fourth Wall
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Ultimately tedious! Ultimately grating! Ultimately sex-crazed!
Originally uploaded February 1st, 2010.
RUMINATIONS: Not much to add about this second part that wasn't brought up in the first review. The inspiration for the title card obviously came about thanks to the idea that even robot ultimate Tony Stark was drunk. I've gotten some comments in recent times decrying my drunk voice, not because it's inaccurate (though I've never been drunk, so it very well could be) but rather that it was apparently insensitive to people who suffer from alcohol addiction. Eh, I tend to be pretty understanding about a lot of issues and am willing to change myself and my ways for the sake of not demeaning people who suffer from real issues, but at the same time, I'm not making fun of people who have problems resulting from alcohol, but people who are drunk. And there are plenty of people out there who drink, get drunk, and are hilarious as a result. I could be wrong about that and I'm actually being horribly insensitive, but I don't think so. But I COULD change my mind about that at some point. 
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No no no Linkara. The robot uprising won't start with vibrators turning on us, it will start with vibrators turning us on.
Coec_15324 Then the robot apocalypse is already upon us! D:
+TheNumnutRandomness I for one welcome our new leaders.
Coec_15324 i
No it would start with the toasters
Remember, US soldiers in WW2 never cursed. Especially sailors.
the sailors did swear, but some how it just sounded like fog horns, dolphin sounds, and other assorted sounds
I gotta say. Cap's scolding on the language is a lot funnier after the gag in ultron
I like how Ult.Cap is more concerned with Ult.Hawkeye's language than with him shooting Ult.Wolverine or Ult.Wolverine threatening to take off Ult.Hawkeye's head.
Paulo Pereira He's alright with being a xenophobe and is alright with Wolverine threatening Hawkeye. But saying S@#$? Nah that's too much for Cap to stand for
Agreed
3:14 Hey watch that language mister! F** you too!
way more fucking funny
Cap: Language!!!
Drunk Tony Stark is the funniest thing ever lmao
Kinda intensive doe :)
Ultimate Wolverine tried to bang Ultimate Jean Grey who's like 16 or 17 (while being a traitor for the Brotherhood) and when Jean got tired of him trying to get into her pants she switches his mind with Peter Parker. When he was in Peter's body he tried to get with Mary Jane who's also 16. He's a piece of shit just like most of the universe.
He actually did get in her pants.
Sure Logan's a dirtbag sometimes, hell his origin story kinda describes why hes like that, but what does being 16 or 17 have to do with it?
***** They're not legal?
night4345 why are they not legal?
Age of consent in canada is 16
5:57 "BY DIEHARD'S CROTCH!" Never gets old. :P
We're the cast of Ultimate Marvel, welcome to Jackass.
Remember when superheroes smiled? I miss that.
***** True enough.
***** Honestly, the only New 52 stuff I've touched has been Batman related.
I miss the days when superheroes were not assholes for the sake of being assholes.
Hell, I miss the days when they were not assholes. Period.
Thankfully we got All-Might, the Protector of Peace.
Love it when Linkara refers to drunk Iron Man robot as "Bender the Robot's ancestor!" Just hilarious! Love Bender from Futurama!
So, let me get this straight, Wolverine slept with Magento's girlfriend, the same guy who helped him escape from the Weapon X program? And second, shouldn't Magneto be all upset at his girlfriend? She was the one who wanted to do it with Wolvie!
They just did not care!
>who is beautiful btw
Um, who in comics isn’t good looking (well side characters and villains maybe but all main characters and love interests are good looking). So I don’t really see difference with most of them.
Usually guys get upset at the other guy first and then the lady. I think it's a little dumb because it assumes the lady isn't capable of being responsible for herself. At the same time if Wolve knew she and Maggie were a thing then he's still a jerk too
Edit: I'm gonna hurl. Ult wolve is awful
Weeellll *puts on comic, know-it-all glasses*, Wundagore is the hidden mountain where Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch were born. It has ties to magic mostly due to the demon Chthon being imprisoned there by Morgan Le Fay ( this is in the 616 universe, I have NO idea what its significance is in the Ultimate Universe)
arbrawlchamp *polite golf clap*
"THE SCARLET WITCH IS DEAD!"
"Fine. Don't say hi!"
Fun fact: The "who said I was tony?" reveal appeared in the cartoon show avengers: earth's mightiest heroes
It was better there
I know! I just watched the episode again right after watching this and I spotted the reference almost immediately...
I, for one, welcome our new drunk robot overlords. Cheers.
Resthiantce is Futeele. Prepare to ass...assim...Assimilathated.
So this is where MCU Cap got the whole "language"thing from.
+Stephen Brame id think so but much more better
@@TevyaSmolka who knows
indeed ;)
We're all fucked when the Vibrator uprising happens.
Ahhh, the Ultimate Universe... When Marvel decided to make all it's characters more edgy and realistic, but they eventually simply became dicks.
Doc : Steve! You have to come back with me!
Steve Rogers : Where?
Doc : Back... to the future!
Steve Rogers : Whoa, wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?
Doc : No, no, no, no, no, Steve. Both you and regular continuity turn out fine. It's your Ultimates version, Steve. Something gotta be done about the Ultimates Universe!
+Shiirow LOL
Some of them like Wolverine and Gambit are creeps in the Ultimates Universe as they dated Rogue and Jean Grey, who are teenagers in this universe.
The audio gets weird at around 3:35
I thought it was a problem with my headphones, but yeah it goes into lower quality at that point.
it stops at 10:56
“Also Valkyrie has a Pegasus... don’t know where she got that” -The Russo Brothers while writing out Endgame’s finale
It sounds like you're being negative towards the endgame finale.
She got it from Norse mythology.
Linkara's singing voice is great even when he's putting on a horrible voice.
If you can't Review an Ironman Comic without The Drunk Voice, We want an Ultimate Ironman Review.
4:10 Wolverine flashback? Cue 'Simple Plan - How Could This Happen To Me'.
ha i see you on graces channel
Drunk tony become a billion times more funny when tony is a robot and I think drunk robo tony lol
I love Linkara's "Drunk Tony Stark" voice. Seriously though, this series was terrible storywise and character-wise.
TBH, I think the idea of Wolverine being suicidal after WW2 could make for an amazing graphic novel.
Yeah, that's would be interesting to see Wolverine being suicidal following the events of WWII before joining the X-Men.
Ten years of drunk tony stark!
*celebration noises*
We're all going to get screwed over during the Vibrator Uprising.
I hate Ultimate Captain America, he's such a freaking stereotype of an old man, nagging people about their language, he was a fucking soldier, he should be used to swearing.
+Jeremy Neill Actually that's a good point, he should have a worse mouth than any of them. I know he was originally a nice guy who got turned into a super soldier but he still spent time in the trenches (so to speak) with other soldiers. They'd have rubbed off on hi, They'd have to if they formed any kind of bond.
+theAngryscotman To be fair, soldiers' mouths have gotten dirtier over the decades. I read a long time ago about a battle that was won because the general(?) began cussing his troops out and they were so shocked that they did well. By WW2 it wasn't that extreme, but still, they probably swore less than your average squeaker.
PosthumanHeresy Hmm interesting.
***** Yeah, language has gotten less formal in all areas. Remember, there used to be this concept of "an officer and a gentleman".
PosthumanHeresy Well to be fair I think that concept originated from a time when the idea of being promoted to your rank was unheard of un-thinkable. You weren't made an officer by your own merit you were given it because you were nobility. Things would have changed when ordinary working class people started being made officers. At least that's part of it anyway. Society changes. We're a lot less formal these days.
4:18 - That violin is way too big for Wolverine.
5:57-6:05 remains a favorite moment, even after all these years. XD
My favorite was the "Oz" moment.
Rich Evans: How do we know we can trust you?
Linkara: Yeah, well you got AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!
So not only Wanda and Pietro were doing this extremely creepy action, but Wolverine was watching them. Alright, I am now convinced someone at Marvel paid for this comic to be made. Someone kinda sick.
And Stark Industries is responsible for making that bullet. Reminds a bit of Justice League: Doom, no?
Also - 12:18 - NO, you take that back. It might not be a joke.
Sooooo are you saying that Wolverine is father of both Quicksilver and Wanda AND he watched how his kids were fucking eachother while creeping at them in bushes?
Ehhh after reading Crossed nothing seems fucked up and shocking anymore...
This was a point where Marvel was acting like Game of Thrones
"By Die Hard's crotch!"
Good god woman what the heck is going on with your spine?!?!?!
I am SO here for drunken Tony Stark. Glad I found you through Nostalgia Critic! I have a lot of Linkara catching up to do!
Wolverine's savagery against Hawkeye is astounding.
Well, it’s time for everyone’s favorite super hero who evolved from an... otter.
Look, I love them, but... did wolverines even have a connection with otters?
Well, they're both mustelids, so...
BY DIEHARD’S CROTCH!!!
Yeeeah
You don't want to be a part of this.
So, the "Language" line in Age of Ultron came from this version of Cap?
Least it wasn't something along the lines about his A standing for France
wasn't the wasp of Asian descent in the ultimate universe?
Yeah, I just found that out yesterday when I dug up my old Ultimates book...
And a mutant, too. A pity she wasn't a better character.
Thumbs up for Drunken Iron Man Robot
@2:57-3:04
Hey Whoa, this isn't anything to lose your HEAD over.
HEY-OH!
3:17 Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that cap just said "language"?
It just slipped out
I figured that Linkara would have ranted more about "Iron being used in Mjollnir". No, no, no! Mjollnir is totally alien, made from some metal, what was it called, was it Uru or something like that? Anyway, it's basically that metal and leather, and nothing else. That is such bullshit!
1: the more "classic" hammer isn't Mjolnir in this universe. It's just a hammer Thor has in his arsenal.
2: Mjolnir was forged in the heart of a dying star, and Uru is probably some kind of mythical ALLOY, not pure metal, and it's possible iron was used in the making of that alloy.
so.... ultimate hawk eye is the punisher?
Haha! Seems like he is, doesn't it?
Drunk ironman's voice... i can imagine it with using RDJ voice hehehehehehehehhehe
its funny how Ultimates ONE and TWO got their movie adaptations...yet Ultimates 3 is the odd one out WITHOUT a movie...yup.
Ultimate Avenger 2 was made before Ultimates 2 was even finished so it has a very different plot.
SABERTOOTH fights a TIGER. *rimshot*
3:18 excuse me, no ones gonna mention the fact that Cap just said "Language?"
"I know,.......Just slipped out."
The audio fucks up at 3:32 for some reason, maybe due to Linkara's shouting.
Why Steve didn't knock Hawkeyes teeth out of his mouth when he cursed at Janet but told sabertooths he do the same to him is beyond me
I remember getting so pissed at this comic when it first came out. If only I knew what was coming XD
The Ultimate Universe was a darling of mine as all if not most of its titles came in only one magazine in my country, so it was easier to follow than the rest of the Marvel Universe for a kid without much money as I was. I understand where you're coming from by disliking it, though. The titles varied a lot in quality, but I remember them eventually being fairly ballanced in their edginess, at least with guys like Kirkman and Vaughn coming in. Pyro was introduced in Kirkman's run on X-Men and, if memory serves, he was portrayed very sympathetically until allying with the Brotherhood. Then in Ultimates 3 the rape thing came out of nowhere. Uuuuugh.
Also, still weird, but Millar at least wrote Wanda and Pietro's thing to be somewhat subtle, while in this comic they just straight up fuck. Man, I hate this comic so much.
Btw, I like the art in it even to this day, I tried to copy its style in my drawings for a while XD. The coloring caught my attention because it felt different and new to me, but overall it was hit-or-miss situation. All that said, I don't think it was a match for the kind of comic The Ultimates 3 was trying to be. Or maybe super heroes in general? Duno.
Anyways, great video!
Greetings from Brasil!!!!
13:49 it even funnier because it’s not far off from what he actually said
I just realized the robots in this story have the same motivation as the Cybermen.
And the Borg.
Comment section: 50% drunk Tony voice, 50% weird audio
Why does the Juggernaut look like one of Dormammu's mindless ones?
Any reason the sound goes crappy around 3 or 4 minutes in?
I Heard this comic was bad, never thought it was this bad!
wait till you get to ultimatum
10:58 thank god! it sound normal again!
Hilarious title card! I don't find the Tony voice to be insensitive, I find it to be exaggerated enough as to be parodying.
OH MY GOD! The Trex closest to Wolverine shares the same colors as the Trex ZORD from Dino Charge!
Ummm... Logan? Hawkeye had THREE kids in the Ultimate Universe...
It's funny how they took some terrible gags from this and made them work in the movies, like Steve's "language" thing.
Is that the only thing they took from this for the movies?
Eric Cornett You realize I'm going to rewatch this video now to figure out if six months ago I exaggerated or if there was another?
HUGH JACKMAN IS ELIZABETH OLSEN'S FATHER!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Are my headphones about to die or is their just a occasional crack in the audio?
MrGMoney1944 probably lust occasionally crackles
I hear them too
Why did the audio cut out and become crappy? It's not my phone or headphones, since the keyboard sound it makes is clear as a bell.
Copyright infringement?
It's a youtube compatability fix, sadly editing out the copyright means screwing up video audio in general. On the main site they're still unedited however.
I got to ask, was the whole point of Logan and Wanda's mom supposed to be some sort of red herring to him being Wanda's real daddy? Or were they implying that Logan was having a thing for Wanda for a minute until he saw her power. Because frankly, neither would suprise me
I just love the thumbnail on this video
I can’t believe the Ultimates Universe not only killed off my favorite Brotherhood Mutant Pyro, but they made him a rapist too.
What in the name of God were Marvel editors thinking of ever making both the Ultimate universe versions of both Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch being in a creepy yet gross romance with each other?!
Just why?
Could have been worse. What if Rob Liefeld drew this?
Rhyperior Ranger (imagines if Rob Liefeld drew Ultimates 3) BY DIEHARD’S CROTCH!!!
I think the implication is that Wolverine May be the father
Idk if anyone else has a weird audio issue about half way through but it's like echoey like a ghost. Rip link
Its youtube's god awful automatic detection and removal of copyrighted music, it destroys the audio for AGES outside of the stuff it removes
So does Cap have a flat skull because he's a robot, or is that just bad artwork?
3:31-10:55 what happened there?
2:47 Yeah well you’ve got aids! Yeah powned you real good didn’t I!?
the part of 3:02 was just great
What is that sound from anyway?
why is robot tony in his model 2 armor from the 616 universe? I mean its the best suit ever but ultimate tony never made that suit. was the artist having a hard time with the ultimate iron man design and asked to draw the original design instead?
Hawkeye: Captain America doesn't have to cuss to sell comics. Well, I do. So, $#%^ him, and $#%^ you, too.
So, being named Ultimates 3, does that mean it's the third volume or storyline?
third storyline, as far as I can tell. you'd have to read Ultimates 1 and 2 to be sure.
Eric Cornett Not sure if you already found out since this comment is from a month ago, but it is the third volume. Ultimates 1 & 2 both had two different story arcs each. So this is the 5th Ultimates Storyline unless you count Ultimate War which was basically Ultimates vs Ultimate X-Men
I guess wolvie having the POSSIBILITY of being the father of Scarlet witch enables them to justify the brother-sister love affaair with quick silver.
They would still be related by mother.
Vun-Da-Gore... not Wundagore.
I have one question: can Linkara actually play the violin?
Please always read Tony Stark drunk as fuck XD
Is Valkyrie Freya from Norse Mythology.
Freya is Thor's mother. Valkyrie is Valkyrie.
What? Isn't Freya and Valkyrie separate characters in the Marvel Universe?
Ah okay :P
Your microphone is popping Linkara or that's me
3:30 what happened to the audio
BY DIEHARDS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!
So wait Magnetos girlfriend just fucked random freezing wolverine because...? I mean behaviour like that isn't productive in any form of relationship. But it explains Quicksilvers and Scarlet Witch a little bit.
I think that you forgot that this is Wolverine, it's every comic book fan girls' dream to bang him. Plus this is ULTIMATE Wolverine, if she refused he might've cut her up
Might I ask, why is Bender on the title card?
Because Iron Man was a robot and Linkara voices Tony stark/Iron Man as a drunk.
Robot + Drunk = Bender
Plus the robo stark was programmed to act like tony, who in the ultiverse is a super alcoholic.
Just have to say.... Drunken Robot Iron Man is the best thing I've seen in this series so far!
what's with the audio?
The art gives me a headache.
Oh god, this is painful.
I still wonder where he got that violin from...
..... mutable personality disorder anger, Goku abridged, disappointed, bored.
16:03 which one?2001,2015,Idw 2015 comic,main idw or the prime toy line
Just to let you know the audio in this video had acted up on serval places. I have viewed this on multiple devices so I know it is not on my end. Not trying to sound like a jerk I just thought you should know.
Peter Reeves It’s because of having to remove background music.
Freuds head is spinning in his grave? what does it say about me that i would pay to see that?(for extra context, I am really cheap)
I'd rather pay to see Matt LeBlanc portray Freud...
9:17 Anybody else notice a robot in the background apparently shaking its ass?
i have youtube red and it won't let me save this video?