This is so cruel. Imagine yourself having all these mighty power but some footsoldier with a bunch of machines that oneshot you. Technology is the true power for sure.
Dude, all of the ballistas were shooting at the fire giants fucking hand. They missed almost everything. If they had targeted his fucking ankle they would have killed him. Really stupid choice to let them fire at fucking nothing and call it a good test
I can't believe Rykard actually managed to win one of these. Apparently the only enemies he can beat are the ones completely incapable of moving. Meanwhile *Malenia* couldn't. Rykard confirmed more powerful than Malenia????
@@mee091000 I would to if I couldn’t win a fight plus I wouldn’t start something that I couldn’t finish he started a fight with big pieces of wood carrying light poles that explode me I would would’ve my way out of there the moment I can see through that fog
Here we have a footage of Fire Giant playing body bowling and scoring a Spare XD Also, Hoarah’s perfect jump into the finisher upheaval got me cheering like crazy like when I was watching WWE
not as bad as those crossbows. The crossbow ones were more damaging as a few of these usually did a "knockdown: effect that nulled some of the dmg others received.
Amazing how Malenia was so passive that got her killed. That's contrasting with how violent and angry her was against Gideon in a recent All bosses against Gideon Ofnir on his prime by BjornTheBear
Hmmm giant ballistas are the real boss fight because when Gideon tried to run he realized that he is in a boss fight and decided he had no choice but to try to win 🤔😂🤣😂🤣 you just made my extremely bad day perfect thanks for this 😁👍
Highlights of this vid- #1) The Not-so-jolly Fire Giant rolly pollying his way to victory. #2) Maliketh _ALMOST_ managing to pull out the clutch win, despite being stun-locked twice in rapid succession. ( _Further proof that, if only his poise wasn't so trash, Doggo would probably be the toughest boss in the entire base game!_ ) #3) Placidusax - Tactical Teleports ftw! ;-D #4) Malenia getting melted in both phases, _DESPITE_ all her cheap bullsh*t... #5) Gideon actually being in with a decent chance... only to job out regardless! #6) And, best of all, Godfrey chadding it up as always - after all, it takes a *REAL* man to suplex a freakin' ballista!! Fun times. ;-)
I feel like Gideon would have had a shot if he didn't try to run. But he became a coward as his health dropped and that's what cost him. Also him repeating close range spells after having ran to the far side of the room wasn't very smart.
Imagine if you programmed the Ballistas so that they'd fire one after the other instead of in unison. Imagine the small bosses just getting thrown around by a constant streams of telephone pole sized bolts.
If you fight Melania, you catch scarlet rot. If you fight Godfrey, you catch THESE HANDS. On a side note, I call hacks - Gideon and Melania only lost because their AI went screwy.
This is why we should fear automated weaponry. The sheer carnage, bereft of any relationship to humanity... not even possessing the possibility of mercy.
I am starting to think this guy is a melenia hater.. He does every little trick he can to make her loss 😂😂 is funny because he does that against her but he tried to help and make malekith win in every chance he can.. Like this other video where he use the pillar in his arena so radagon and renalla couldn't win
Very interesting can you do the archers of afolorin or hiligtree (I can't spell them😢) it's the girls that ride wolves them I forget their name or black knife assassins
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Watching Hoarah Loux throw that ballista up into the air added years to my lifespan
Hahahahaha straight up 😂
I was not expecting that...😄
Dude then ninja-dodges away from their bolts and send the rest to join 'im. Damn!
He's basically this games' Hulk... "HOARAH.... SMASH !!!!"
13:07 ;)
This is so cruel. Imagine yourself having all these mighty power but some footsoldier with a bunch of machines that oneshot you. Technology is the true power for sure.
You summed up the invention of guns pretty well.
"Nice powers you have, demigods! I can throw sticks... like, really really hard. Don't believe me? Watch this:"
@@MrEvan312 Placidusax - "Hold my teleport"
this is by no means close to what would actually happen, most characters easily solo 10 balista
@@SoupSter19 Define 'actually happen'? If we assume a player controlled boss, we should assume player controlled (and thus better placed) Ballistae.
Damn, the fire giant be doing a strategic kill right there.
Dang, didn't expect them to defeat Malenia.
Bro, Radagon!? Parrying all of the first barrage of explosive bolts!?
Dude, all of the ballistas were shooting at the fire giants fucking hand. They missed almost everything. If they had targeted his fucking ankle they would have killed him. Really stupid choice to let them fire at fucking nothing and call it a good test
Wow fire giant strategic? Sees misfires
@Ttegegg There was no misfire. The Fire Giant rolled through all of them. The ballistae can't even damage each other.
14:17 Gideon trying to fog wall: "get me the fuck out of here!"
The tarnished on the other side:let me in let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m laughing the fuck out of my whole being! I probably woke up the whole project 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I know it in my bones, a Ballista cannot become a lord! Not even a giant one."
Thus I'll take my leave and... What? Why can't get past this door?
Ballistias : You're not going anywhere Mr all knowing.
Others: obliterated by the sheer firepower
Fire giant: win by primitive rolling
Fire giant: Unga is truly Bunga
Hoarah Loux: Wins by going batshit insane
More like wins by having enemies with about 10% accuracy. 😂
I can't believe Rykard actually managed to win one of these.
Apparently the only enemies he can beat are the ones completely incapable of moving.
Meanwhile *Malenia* couldn't. Rykard confirmed more powerful than Malenia????
Good ol placi win too
Gideon was sooo scared he tried to run away lol
That's because Gideon is smart lol
@@mee091000 I would to if I couldn’t win a fight plus I wouldn’t start something that I couldn’t finish he started a fight with big pieces of wood carrying light poles that explode me I would would’ve my way out of there the moment I can see through that fog
He was actually doing pretty good before his ai bugged out lol
Y r u running!? Y r u running!?
“I know in my bones, that I would like to go home now please.”
Fire Giant with over 9000 IQ move.
Bro just use our main mechanic
fire giant only won cuz the stupid ballistas were aiming for his shoulder and missing
"So who's the new Elden Lord?"
"10 ballistas."
"The second artillery corps of Godrick, sir!"
It was so satisfying to see Radahn get a taste of his own medicine with the arrow spam :)
it was hilarious 😂😂😂
Radagon just parrying 10 explosive balista shots at once
then taking the rest like a g@y
Chadagon
Meanwhile Godfrey slam dunks one of the ballistas and destroys all in one attack
Bro godfreys kill was so cinematic. Jumped over the shots then perfectly lined up his attack
Here we have a footage of Fire Giant playing body bowling and scoring a Spare XD
Also, Hoarah’s perfect jump into the finisher upheaval got me cheering like crazy like when I was watching WWE
16:10 This part is icing the cake REAL GOOD
Directed by Michael Bay
Loved it when he jumped just in time before getting skewered by the ballistas
Legit started to cheer on the giant ballista with malenia cause i haven't seen her loose any of these challenges.
is it just me, or did she only heal on one of the hits she landed
@@emmaclouse6352she only heals when she hits with her sword not her legs
10 balls killed her
Gideon tried the twin prince phase 2 strat of sticking to the fog wall to dodge the projectiles but failed horribly
Gideon just did better than the final Boss
It was so funny watching the first Elden lord powerbomb a Ballista
Imagine Godrick carrying one of these on one of his arm shoulders he would be a true Menace
Instead of playing around with a dragon head, he could just glue one to his arm for phase 2.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem I think for grafting a wound is needed to attach flesh to one another so what he did kinda makes sense
99% of the time in these videos, Malenia wins. It's refreshing that this is in the 1% where she gets styled on.
to be fair, she could have easily beaten them had she been more aggressive about it. she spent a lot of time walking around them.
Not even Malenia this time. Oh my God
but placi and godfrey did it, fellow elden lords for the win
It's just insane how passive her AI was on this one
@@colorpg152 they be crapping on Radagon for failing lol
The radahn fight is literally like "OH YEAH? YA LIKE FIRING ARROWS??"
Siege ballista: man this beach is so good. I love this holiday.
Radahan: fucks around.
Siege ballistas: well well well....
15:12 panic rolls
Fire Giant with 10000 IQ gameplay
Both Gideon and Malenia dodged very well in the beginning..
But Godfrey aka Hoarah Loux went chad mode
13:42 The Comic timing is flawless! 🤣
Ahh, Age of Empires never looked so good!
Gideon making a run for it was too funny.
These ballistas are ruthless.
not as bad as those crossbows. The crossbow ones were more damaging as a few of these usually did a "knockdown: effect that nulled some of the dmg others received.
The way all the ballistas looked towards you after elden beast was so badass lol
Every man wishes he had the testosterone of Hoarah-Loux
11:48 a GIF of that would be sick
Gideon: LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!
Godrick really can enter the club with Malenia for those who just won’t shut up after their boss fights
3:17
An interesting detail I never realize before.
When Radahn is dead, the moon shows up in the sky.
I want to see 10 ballistas sitting on the elden throne
I was expecting that cinematic too, disappointed for sure 😞
Amazing how Malenia was so passive that got her killed. That's contrasting with how violent and angry her was against Gideon in a recent All bosses against Gideon Ofnir on his prime by BjornTheBear
Boss AI seems to break vs multiple creatures
To be fair, Malenia only died because there was something clearly wrong with her Scarlet Aeonia targeting there.
I think they were out of range
I lost it when Godfrey launched that ballista into the air.
Watching Godskin duo get dog walked is always my favorite part of these videos
17:45 the ballistas when they kill the elden beast turning to see the player
Genuinely thought they were gonna shoot at the end there
I love how every time Radahn has tried to outrange a ranged opponent, he has quickly regretted it.
Hoarah Loux clearly trained with Sabin while he was traveling
Nice
Hmmm giant ballistas are the real boss fight because when Gideon tried to run he realized that he is in a boss fight and decided he had no choice but to try to win 🤔😂🤣😂🤣 you just made my extremely bad day perfect thanks for this 😁👍
Highlights of this vid-
#1) The Not-so-jolly Fire Giant rolly pollying his way to victory.
#2) Maliketh _ALMOST_ managing to pull out the clutch win, despite being stun-locked twice in rapid succession.
( _Further proof that, if only his poise wasn't so trash, Doggo would probably be the toughest boss in the entire base game!_ )
#3) Placidusax - Tactical Teleports ftw! ;-D
#4) Malenia getting melted in both phases, _DESPITE_ all her cheap bullsh*t...
#5) Gideon actually being in with a decent chance... only to job out regardless!
#6) And, best of all, Godfrey chadding it up as always - after all, it takes a *REAL* man to suplex a freakin' ballista!!
Fun times. ;-)
I feel like Gideon would have had a shot if he didn't try to run. But he became a coward as his health dropped and that's what cost him.
Also him repeating close range spells after having ran to the far side of the room wasn't very smart.
The All-Knowing forgor about the explosion he was dodging back into lmao
16:15 I am the strongest 💪💪
Imagine if you programmed the Ballistas so that they'd fire one after the other instead of in unison. Imagine the small bosses just getting thrown around by a constant streams of telephone pole sized bolts.
In other words, most of these bosses are going to have trouble raiding a well-armed village much less a fortified city.
LMFAO Gideon really said fuck this I'm out and tried to escape 😂
If Malenia used his first flower at a little bit forward, she would win.
Dude he suplexed the turret 😂😂😂👌🏿
Watching Gideon trying to run away was the funniest thing
Gideon wanted out lol
I’m surprised how much stronger the regular ballistas were
13:36 he just take a high caliber straight to the face 😂😂😂
If you fight Melania, you catch scarlet rot.
If you fight Godfrey, you catch THESE HANDS.
On a side note, I call hacks - Gideon and Melania only lost because their AI went screwy.
Apparently they really hate that right armpit of Fire Giant
I thought these were semis in the thumbnail
Bro I’m so baked watching this video I’m crying laughing at rennala fight
HOARAH LOUX JUST BODY SLAMMED A BALLISTA
Hoarah Loux, the Junk Exterminator
The fallen leaves tell a story
Of how a squad of sentient ballistas became Elden lord
They'd be far more effective, if they weren't being manned by Storm Troopers, their aim really sucked at times.
Godrick was done in dirty.
That collective turn to the camera after killing the elden beast like "see that shit?"
4:10 They started looking at eachother 😂 “Guys he’s not going down”
This is a beautiful day thing!
Bosses: what thats noise?
Ballistas: heavy artillery incoming....
long, frequent, powerful, but can't move
This is why we should fear automated weaponry. The sheer carnage, bereft of any relationship to humanity... not even possessing the possibility of mercy.
Damn when did they add these bosses to totally accurate battle simulator they look sick
Cool!😁
Those two ballistas lockin in at the end of the Melenia Fight is crazyy
I like how they all missed the giant.... the GIANT!
Imagine being a God but then one shot by some soldier with a seige engine. Technology prevails in the end.
balista soldiers become droids blast them😂😂
"A man cannot kill a god..." Ah maybe, but a handful of ballistas can!
16:07 5 year old me destroying the new hotwheels car my mom bought me at walmart
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Spamming, is one hell of a tank here. 🥰
The what happened when all your homies bring a tank to dungeons 😂😂😂
I am starting to think this guy is a melenia hater.. He does every little trick he can to make her loss 😂😂 is funny because he does that against her but he tried to help and make malekith win in every chance he can.. Like this other video where he use the pillar in his arena so radagon and renalla couldn't win
Sir Gideon Ofnir: I NEED HELP!!!!!
2:49 that's basically one huge tank that was transformed into 10 tiny ones
That ending was PERFECT
That moment a 10 pack of ballistas becomes elden lord
How about knight army vs boss..like army from Godfrey, malenia, malekith etc
Very interesting can you do the archers of afolorin or hiligtree (I can't spell them😢) it's the girls that ride wolves them I forget their name or black knife assassins
How in tf do you suplex a ballista?
Hoarah Loux: idk i just…do it.
Fire giant is the one to watch every time lol
Lost my shit when I saw Hoarah Loux slam dunk a fucking ballista
16:06 SHUT UP!!! 😭😭😭😭 no WAY
Placidusax be doing some stealth kills. Magnificent
“Do you bleed?”
Giant ballistas:
I don’t really like the Russian gov-
I don't know about anybody else.... but it brings me great joy to see the bosses go through the same bullshit I had too with these damn things lol.
Super happy Placi finally got a win
I love how Gideon is just like "Fuck this" and starts running
毎回ギデオンが不憫枠なのマジで笑う
The fire giant rolled through those ballistas like I roll through pots and crates in Souls games.