Guns vs The World's Strongest Fire Hydrant

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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @joshuadrakard2981
    @joshuadrakard2981 4 года назад +1101

    Matt: "time to get that 20mm tho"
    Demolitia: "YOU HAVE SAID IT NOW YOU MUST BUY IT... we wont tell mere"

    • @Just-InTimeRepairs
      @Just-InTimeRepairs 4 года назад +89

      I bet Matt is the only 50bmg owner that zeroes his rifle at 10 yards.

    • @jjmlgpro
      @jjmlgpro 4 года назад +7

      Biggg factsss were the 20mm at!!

    • @mattberg6816
      @mattberg6816 4 года назад +3

      I’d rather have that new multi-barrel rifle that barret made

    • @tommytomthms5
      @tommytomthms5 4 года назад +6

      Heck i'd settle for a 500 magnum rifle.

    • @TheZmt325
      @TheZmt325 4 года назад +2

      Take it to the grave!!!

  • @akashmukherjee2405
    @akashmukherjee2405 4 года назад +578

    Matt is sometimes an assaulter, a sniper, doctor (ish), prisoner, juggernaut, astronaut, firefighter, driver, plumber .... Man... He is, by all means, Johnny Sins version 2

  • @ekonsdarb
    @ekonsdarb 4 года назад +3873

    I'd love to have the Hydrant if you wanna sell it. My father died April 18,2019 and he worked here in Chattanooga at Mueller Company for almost 25 years.

    • @phillipmeredith7669
      @phillipmeredith7669 4 года назад +171

      Brad Snoke I hate to hear about ur loss my father died February 09th 2020

    • @sturdy4510
      @sturdy4510 4 года назад +134

      Everyone like this post, lets get matt to see this

    • @patriotthedev5935
      @patriotthedev5935 4 года назад +79

      I’m really sorry for your loss let’s get Matt to see this hopefully EVERYONE LIKE 👍👍👍👍

    • @devinpratt6105
      @devinpratt6105 4 года назад +28

      Brad Snoke matt

    • @dropdead8886
      @dropdead8886 4 года назад +33

      Let's get this up there

  • @plumith
    @plumith 4 года назад +165

    3:28
    *”You can’t have wet hose. Nothing is worse than some wet hose.”*

    • @pryzm1698
      @pryzm1698 3 года назад +7

      congratulations. you watched the video.

    • @food.7086
      @food.7086 3 года назад +4

      @@pryzm1698 yeah I’m pretty sure we all did 😐

    • @Raikkonen73106
      @Raikkonen73106 3 года назад

      @@pryzm1698 Pretty sure he was talking about the “double meaning” joke LMAO

  • @DanielTillie
    @DanielTillie 4 года назад +3119

    When Matt knows he’s gonna get demonetized for guns, he just full sends with the dirty jokes 😂😂

    • @jharden_10
      @jharden_10 4 года назад +110

      5:06 - You guys ready to penetrate the “hose”

    • @itsschecho.148
      @itsschecho.148 4 года назад +9

      Daniel Tillie dirty sounding jokes

    • @the_water_wizard952
      @the_water_wizard952 4 года назад +6

      @Daniel Tillie
      Matt*

    • @alexl5660
      @alexl5660 4 года назад +15

      The gay thing honestly is not cool. .

    • @Xanthira222
      @Xanthira222 4 года назад +24

      @@alexl5660 ahhhhhh. Why not?

  • @isaacsprenger9940
    @isaacsprenger9940 4 года назад +3219

    That was the most questionable into in demolition ranch history 😂

    • @ForeverOfMusic
      @ForeverOfMusic 4 года назад +161

      The intro? This whole episode was just a long string of innuendos lol

    • @Enes-wj5xq
      @Enes-wj5xq 4 года назад +74

      Intro for gays

    • @landonboomsma2594
      @landonboomsma2594 4 года назад +11

      Definitely

    • @JTurn916
      @JTurn916 4 года назад +25

      Funniest intro I’ve seen in a while, I couldn’t stop laughing haha

    • @gunfighterzero
      @gunfighterzero 4 года назад +61

      Matt is fishing for a new demographic 🎣 🌈 😂

  • @Mike23443
    @Mike23443 4 года назад +524

    Matt: *Licks fire hydrant*
    50 year old bacteria: So you have chosen death...

    • @paidinbluess
      @paidinbluess 4 года назад +9

      Mike234 polio incoming

    • @jhf3302
      @jhf3302 4 года назад +18

      He’s just strengthening his immune system, let your kids eat dirt at least once

    • @Mike23443
      @Mike23443 4 года назад +10

      @@jhf3302 next thing you know you got your kids having diseases injected into them on purpose like it's meant to help their immune system get use to them. Now that's just crazy talk...

    • @LloOFFICIAL
      @LloOFFICIAL 4 года назад +2

      *I diagnose you with sick*

    • @marineFR3A
      @marineFR3A 4 года назад +1

      @Natsu Dragneel977 they definitly can lol.

  • @sprungcookie8194
    @sprungcookie8194 4 года назад +178

    “You guys ready to penetrate the hose ?” Best quote I have heard from matt in a long time 😂

    • @siddharthranjan447
      @siddharthranjan447 3 года назад +3

      "you can't have wet hose , they are the worse"

    • @thejudgeexecutioner
      @thejudgeexecutioner 3 года назад

      That's what she said

    • @eddingr1970
      @eddingr1970 3 года назад +3

      ‘Now we’re gonna shoot it with a 5.7 really small and fast but very good at penetration’

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 4 года назад +2455

    The goal:
    Be straight
    My obstacle:
    Fireman Stripper Matt

  • @dantheman7931
    @dantheman7931 4 года назад +1774

    Everyone’s freaking out about corona and mats out here licking fire Hydrants from 1969

  • @aseventura8976
    @aseventura8976 4 года назад +1440

    "really small but really fast for good penetration of the hose" - Me too man...me too

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 года назад +85

    "Sneaky .50 BMG." if there was ever a sentence I never thought I'd hear...

  • @stephenspence8045
    @stephenspence8045 4 года назад +367

    You’re shooting at an angle, so the thickness of the hydrant is actually greater than if you hit it straight on. I have a feeling the .50 would’ve gone through if it was straight on

    • @marwanaldahmani3594
      @marwanaldahmani3594 4 года назад +15

      Stephen Spence exactly what i was thinking

    • @eduardszarins9218
      @eduardszarins9218 4 года назад +9

      I was going to say that just to look smart but you already did that xD

    • @bertselby8312
      @bertselby8312 4 года назад +19

      Also at an angle the bullet does not apply full force to the target but a portion.

    • @S8BB
      @S8BB 4 года назад +16

      Other thing I’m curious about, what affect would the water have in a working fire hydrant? I’d assume it would further stop the bullet.

    • @scottsimmons2342
      @scottsimmons2342 4 года назад +6

      @@S8BB that and the high pressure water pushing back

  • @sectrew
    @sectrew 4 года назад +560

    We need a series that is just Mere reacting to the intros.

  • @MrArnasYT
    @MrArnasYT 4 года назад +1022

    Neighbours see Mat without his shirt : Honey hide the kids Matt is on drugs again

    • @FreeRangeLemon
      @FreeRangeLemon 4 года назад +13

      Haha fr tho in Texas it’s normal

    • @justintime753
      @justintime753 4 года назад +16

      He has no neighbors hes rich lol

    • @justintime753
      @justintime753 4 года назад +3

      @Jaque LaLa I wasnt hating I really like the guy

    • @jakiedavis642
      @jakiedavis642 4 года назад +2

      Techz Arnas fortnite is bad

    • @deerkillaboss23-71
      @deerkillaboss23-71 4 года назад +2

      Techz Arnas
      Just like my property, you ask. What neighbors?

  • @williamcrackel4182
    @williamcrackel4182 4 года назад +9

    As a firefighter, I can say that I would not be the least bit upset if I saw you shooting a fire hydrant in the city where I work, with a .50 BMG.

  • @solydst8
    @solydst8 4 года назад +495

    Interesting Fact: Matt has a secret twin that hangs around at the bottom of the hill so that he doesn't have to keep climbing back up for each shot.

    • @meh8552
      @meh8552 4 года назад +5

      Matt does have a brother who does look similar

    • @solydst8
      @solydst8 4 года назад +4

      Meh ????????? Is he a fireman?

    • @russianremixs3027
      @russianremixs3027 4 года назад +9

      It’s true I’m the hill.

    • @kylerbeene6133
      @kylerbeene6133 4 года назад

      10:36 {please don’t woooosh}

    • @xylarbadon3147
      @xylarbadon3147 4 года назад +1

      Jar jar Binks r/woooosh

  • @robertschneider1977
    @robertschneider1977 4 года назад +604

    Does that intro fall into the "don't tell Mere" category??? 🤔.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 года назад +26

      That Yaoi Intro was probably there because of Mere.

    • @BettyNuggs
      @BettyNuggs 4 года назад +26

      Im sure he did it FOR Mere....

    • @joeyshotwell9582
      @joeyshotwell9582 4 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @crimsonhalo13
      @crimsonhalo13 4 года назад +25

      What happens on the Ranch stays on the Ranch.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 4 года назад +6

      Whole new meaning to Dude Ranch.

  • @jbobb4546
    @jbobb4546 4 года назад +177

    "now it time to thank out sponsor..."
    *Starts tapping to skip*
    "Raid Shadow Legends!"
    *Frantic tapping intensifies*

    • @kevinschindler9637
      @kevinschindler9637 4 года назад +10

      Do you not like Demolition Ranch? Skip the sponsor quietly... don't post about it.

    • @ablationer
      @ablationer 4 года назад +20

      @@kevinschindler9637 I like Matt, but I hate Raid more.

    • @kevinschindler9637
      @kevinschindler9637 4 года назад +3

      @@ablationer I hear ya my friend but lets not make the sponsor mad and cut funding to Matt. :)

    • @MrAsianAirsofter
      @MrAsianAirsofter 4 года назад +5

      @@kevinschindler9637 they should already know by now, if they pay attention to the internet at all, that they've become the sponsor meme

    • @kevinschindler9637
      @kevinschindler9637 4 года назад

      @DF AMO ooo look everyone the 13 year old heard the term bootlicker for the first time and had to use it on the internet. Way to have your big boy pants on bud.

  • @ConfusedTea
    @ConfusedTea 4 года назад +59

    I love the sound of that Barret loading a round. It's great.

    • @winterdaboi4284
      @winterdaboi4284 4 года назад +7

      It is satisfying, but not as satisfying as a Garand ping.

    • @sunshine681
      @sunshine681 3 года назад

      Maybe I just have sucky speakers, but I think I heard a resonating "donnngg" sound after the .50 BMG. I'm surprised Matt didn't say something about a dong.

    • @kingalfredo7529
      @kingalfredo7529 2 года назад

      Who doesn't like it

    • @troyparcel7720
      @troyparcel7720 2 года назад

      **CHUNK-CHUNK**

  • @shockershooter
    @shockershooter 4 года назад +335

    The angle you shot it at probably tripled the thickness of the “armor” think sloped armor of an abrams compared to a German tiger tank that had straight armor. I’d bet if you hit it flat they’d go right through.

    • @DEDRNFUK
      @DEDRNFUK 4 года назад +7

      I was just thinking this.

    • @Shredder212Films
      @Shredder212Films 4 года назад +9

      I doubt it tripled it. Yea was it more effective because of the angle but it was probably not by a large amount. I doubt the Fmj would have gone through

    • @alexr2428
      @alexr2428 4 года назад

      Completely agree

    • @garrett3948
      @garrett3948 4 года назад

      Thats what i was thinking minus the well thought out history bit

    • @kevinschindler9637
      @kevinschindler9637 4 года назад

      @@Shredder212Films it definitely would have gone through if straight on.

  • @yoeycrack1
    @yoeycrack1 4 года назад +464

    The sound of a 50 BMG getting cycled is such a sexy sound

    • @willalberts5704
      @willalberts5704 4 года назад +14

      BestPresidentEver as sexy as fire fighter Matt? lol

    • @h0ab
      @h0ab 4 года назад +6

      @@willalberts5704 nothing can beat that

    • @she_ad0res_fanta_yt533
      @she_ad0res_fanta_yt533 4 года назад +3

      Yes sir like when i first read this comment i was like what is he talking about but then i got to that part and heard the sound of that gun i instantly came in my pants

    • @h0ab
      @h0ab 4 года назад +3

      @@she_ad0res_fanta_yt533 that gun was a male....

    • @randomgamer3868
      @randomgamer3868 4 года назад +2

      I'm buying a 50 for the most incredible deal of 2800 dollars, only 2800.

  • @MoriPika
    @MoriPika 4 года назад +166

    Gotta keep your HOSE straight. My hose gets all tangled up.
    CAN'T HAVE W E T HOSE.

    • @boss_hogg
      @boss_hogg 4 года назад

      Ai Azzy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gatherer88
      @Gatherer88 4 года назад +1

      Ready to penatrait the hoes.

    • @Flyingtart
      @Flyingtart 4 года назад

      @@Gatherer88 Literal money shots

    • @tyler774
      @tyler774 4 года назад

      Me: mhm

  • @quepasta8547
    @quepasta8547 4 года назад +505

    Mat’s channel is the epitome of “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?”

    • @LordGopu
      @LordGopu 4 года назад +30

      Now I want to know how many Tootsie pops it takes to stop a bullet.

    • @colmroche927
      @colmroche927 4 года назад +7

      First time I’ve ever seen epitome written. Thanks

    • @kellykids3261
      @kellykids3261 2 года назад

      huh youre rite

  • @OldEnoughToParty
    @OldEnoughToParty 4 года назад +100

    Matt said "they don't make them like they used to"
    That's facts for everything these days man.. 100%

    • @borkwoof696
      @borkwoof696 4 года назад +2

      Nate Dawg old thing good

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 года назад

      @@borkwoof696 that's the case with Colt Pythons at least lmao

    • @Ari-elle-420
      @Ari-elle-420 4 года назад +2

      Yeah true lmfao 98% of stuff is wayy better now

    • @theakguysson5639
      @theakguysson5639 4 года назад

      Nate Dawg facts dude

    • @calebherd4347
      @calebherd4347 4 года назад

      What about all tech

  • @Alex-co7cq
    @Alex-co7cq 4 года назад +177

    Oh hell yeah, Matt’s about to strip o....
    RAID SHADOW LEGENDSSSS

    • @RUTHLESSACADEMY
      @RUTHLESSACADEMY 4 года назад +4

      Fuck this Raid came even to US... In russian speaking RUclips we are comletly tired from that shit, now I'm opening Matt and see "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"...😅

    • @Alex-co7cq
      @Alex-co7cq 4 года назад +1

      I hate it so much. Yeah it’s cool that it’s supporting some content creators and they need to make money somehow as RUclips is so tight (especially on gun channels). However, it’s a terrible, boring, pay to win, micro transaction filled rip off of a game. It’s just a big scam.

  • @cerb1221
    @cerb1221 4 года назад +208

    Matt: *Gets sponsored by raid*
    Literally everyone else: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE RAID NOT JOIN THEM!

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 4 года назад +21

      Hasn't he been sponsored by raid like 18 times?

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 года назад +8

      @@OneTrueWindfall yeah, it just wasn't a meme yet.

    • @Zman9042
      @Zman9042 4 года назад +2

      He's been sponsored by them for years lol

    • @cerb1221
      @cerb1221 4 года назад +2

      @@Zman9042 it wasn't a meme until like a month ago, also they lie, like a lot

  • @LeonardoHramko
    @LeonardoHramko 3 года назад +9

    matt: AND THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
    me: *right arrow key tapping intensifies*

    • @johngross8300
      @johngross8300 3 года назад

      I just have to make sure he gets any doll-hairs youtube overlords might grant based on the watch. I use commercials to scroll and like - that how I got here. Great comment though.

  • @jaxsoncrenshaw
    @jaxsoncrenshaw 4 года назад +211

    I've watched Matt for several years now and this was by far the weirdest intro yet 😂

  • @thechief9640
    @thechief9640 4 года назад +88

    Today has been a day. I lost my grandpa who just so happened to be my best friend. I've been super down about that and I can honestly say you matt. You have made me laugh even after all the bad today. Thank you.

    • @CaseyGray58
      @CaseyGray58 4 года назад +5

      The Chief how you holding up? Need to talk about it?

    • @Xenon7711Y
      @Xenon7711Y 4 года назад +4

      The Chief keep your head up man 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @baylorsuko9100
      @baylorsuko9100 4 года назад +4

      The Chief stay tough man. Hope you get better

    • @Freedom-si8rc
      @Freedom-si8rc 4 года назад +3

      Keep your spirits up man!!

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +3

      I feel you. When I lost my dad I also lost my best friend. Mourning is rough, but you can get through it, and your memories will grow more golden with time.

  • @ChinoKyno
    @ChinoKyno 4 года назад +424

    POV: You’re the squirrel and you see a random man shooting guns and talking to himself😂

    • @catpicton5814
      @catpicton5814 4 года назад +1

      Sorry but what does POV stand for?

    • @ibigboy6950
      @ibigboy6950 4 года назад +3

      @@catpicton5814 Point of view

    • @catpicton5814
      @catpicton5814 4 года назад +1

      Thx

    • @chicafischbach4211
      @chicafischbach4211 4 года назад +3

      Dude hes not talking to himself there is a camera man bruh you think he has a third invisible arm holding the camera?

    • @ibigboy6950
      @ibigboy6950 4 года назад +3

      @@chicafischbach4211 I just realized that, kinda hard to remember since he/she barely talks

  • @gcon.807
    @gcon.807 4 года назад +24

    Matt:”Not every RPG needs to be all cartoony and cutesy”
    Me:Laughs in Fallout 2

  • @GMan9029
    @GMan9029 4 года назад +345

    2:31, for people like myself who are sick of raid: shadow legends

  • @msobie_2280
    @msobie_2280 4 года назад +163

    2:29 is the end of the raid shadow legend sponsor

    • @maxjohnson6917
      @maxjohnson6917 4 года назад +12

      Why do these mobile games even try, Matt needs some worthy sponsors.

    • @BluAravena
      @BluAravena 4 года назад +5

      The real MVP

    • @garrettglover1093
      @garrettglover1093 4 года назад +2

      Thank you so much. You my god

    • @acorn2433
      @acorn2433 4 года назад +2

      You are a great person. Thanks

    • @jljlilwrecker8324
      @jljlilwrecker8324 4 года назад +3

      Thank you friend , thank you

  • @RollinWolf
    @RollinWolf 4 года назад +325

    Matt talking about penetrating the hose with his 5.7 after shooting it with his 9mm. My brain: Short and thick does the trick. Long and thin goes to far in.

  • @stephonhalll9922
    @stephonhalll9922 3 года назад +9

    This man has alot of energy

  • @azazel6908
    @azazel6908 4 года назад +120

    “Really small but really fast good penetration for the hose” - Matt

  • @logan.-.2125
    @logan.-.2125 4 года назад +196

    “You guys ready to penetrate the hose?”- Matt 2020

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 4 года назад +790

    All I’m saying is if you got a 20 mm Finnish anti tank rifle, I’d be really happy.

    • @mikialela6664
      @mikialela6664 4 года назад +18

      Arch Everything he would have to remortgage his house lmao, but that would be extremely cool.

    • @tommuggeridge5659
      @tommuggeridge5659 4 года назад +7

      captain queef it costs like $10k lol

    • @Intrepid17011
      @Intrepid17011 4 года назад +24

      @@tommuggeridge5659 Well he spent way more on a single gun already.
      The UZI was more than 10k. :D

    • @mikolajschulz5847
      @mikolajschulz5847 4 года назад +19

      Wilko Stomberg He shot a golden bar worth 50k so...

    • @yungmatro
      @yungmatro 4 года назад +9

      I can guarantee you he could buy 4 of those with one video

  • @sobaluvssoba
    @sobaluvssoba 4 года назад +66

    "You guys ready to penetrate the hose?" 5:05
    Lmao the dirty jokes in this video!!!
    "Really small but really fast!"

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 года назад

      it innocent and not at the same time lmao

  • @geebskerbal2771
    @geebskerbal2771 4 года назад +202

    2:30 to skip raid shadow legends advertisement

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 4 года назад

      King

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 4 года назад

      but you will miss" annoyingly chirpy burd" rant...

    • @jmoney7289
      @jmoney7289 4 года назад +1

      Geebs Kerbal 2:01

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 4 года назад +2

      I just attack the skip feature on my phone until i see guns.

    • @anonymoususer6845
      @anonymoususer6845 4 года назад

      Thank you, you're a good man.

  • @DeRpisVeryCool
    @DeRpisVeryCool 4 года назад +125

    mom:"Sweety, what u watching"
    me: a man shooting hoses

    • @taetae5554
      @taetae5554 4 года назад +1

      404040400840

    • @ShadowForge762
      @ShadowForge762 4 года назад +5

      "A man penetrating some hose."

    • @LordFra-l
      @LordFra-l 4 года назад

      It's sweetie not sweety

    • @LordFra-l
      @LordFra-l 4 года назад

      @ArmchairWarrior you're*

  • @FBI-dz1lf
    @FBI-dz1lf 4 года назад +133

    Me * sees intro *
    Also me: "oops wrong video"

    • @Jayden-ys8um
      @Jayden-ys8um 4 года назад +2

      Well it was the right one for me😉

    • @username172
      @username172 4 года назад

      @@Jayden-ys8um fan service at its best

  • @kinglycaon3627
    @kinglycaon3627 3 года назад

    I rebuild those Mueller fire hydrants and I have poured the lead around the nozzles and I repair and rebuild them for the city. The Mueller hydrant is made out of cast Iron, the nozzles and operating nut on top are brass and the lead joints hold the nozzles in place. I actually have about 10 different types of hydrants that I maintain in my system. That was a great video Matt, thank you!

  • @nuthut9346
    @nuthut9346 4 года назад +116

    “oh yeah things are heating up in here”

  • @edior7968
    @edior7968 4 года назад +333

    No one:
    Him: “you ready to penetrate the hose”

  • @sterlingt8570
    @sterlingt8570 4 года назад +67

    Hi Matt, I'm missing the Beowulf very much. Are we able to see "The Beowulf..." Part 2? Cheers!

  • @AssistantDamager
    @AssistantDamager 3 года назад +2

    Matt: *sacrifices some people to level up the crusader*
    all of the entire MxR community: “nice job man”

  • @arctic3219
    @arctic3219 4 года назад +896

    Nobody:
    Demo Ranch guy: "Wet Hoes"

    • @firkinflamer8604
      @firkinflamer8604 4 года назад +28

      Everybody:
      Really everbody: this meme

    • @botxai1341
      @botxai1341 4 года назад +6

      im debating at the fact he could be on ph

    • @EliSmith
      @EliSmith 4 года назад +15

      Can't keep em wet, gotta keep em dry and straight...

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 4 года назад +3

      .

    • @footbbq
      @footbbq 4 года назад +6

      Wet Hose

  • @terratanque9586
    @terratanque9586 4 года назад +432

    When you see your neighbour stripping in front of camera in front of a door...
    Yes, just let that sink in for a bit

    • @bjlewis5431
      @bjlewis5431 4 года назад +18

      Oh, I'm pretty sure all of Matt's family, friends & neighbours know all too well about his unique & eclectic nature by now..
      I'm sure they occasionally still smirk, frown, or raise an eyebrow.. then grin, at times..
      But I'm fairly sure they're all well past the 'genuinely concerned' part of neighbourly ephus..
      Expect many have seen his vids, and are probably followers too..
      (Even if just to keep abreast of future big bangs, huge bonfires, etc)..
      It is Texas, afterall..

    • @that_country_boy_micheal
      @that_country_boy_micheal 4 года назад +12

      Well he lives on a ranch let that sink in how many neighbors do you think he has

    • @hogmantheintruder6789
      @hogmantheintruder6789 4 года назад +8

      Why hasn't anyone let the sink in??

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 4 года назад +2

      @@hogmantheintruder6789 cause he's a bit of a drip

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 4 года назад +1

      @@MozrowDrops yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa

  • @Michael_Tocco
    @Michael_Tocco 4 года назад +72

    Matt Carriker for president!
    “You gotta keep your hose dry and straight!”

  • @aviationgaming1564
    @aviationgaming1564 3 года назад +4

    5:05 “you guys ready to penetrate the hose”
    Me: I feel like he never even attempted to save that XD

  • @SiegedHeart
    @SiegedHeart 4 года назад +182

    0:00 its like that time my mom called a pizza guy to deliver a big sausage but instead of getting paid he stayed for some reason.

    • @gazcreed4231
      @gazcreed4231 4 года назад +14

      Gavin K my name says it all

    • @js1477
      @js1477 4 года назад +7

      Is this a cyanide and happiness reference

    • @diesel-sp0rts103
      @diesel-sp0rts103 4 года назад +1

      mythical Sea Yes it is

    • @mikeg6554
      @mikeg6554 4 года назад

      Spreed them Booty cheeks What the hell is "Spreed"?

    • @Jimmy-op4yx
      @Jimmy-op4yx 4 года назад +2

      Ok.

  • @hdoan1519
    @hdoan1519 4 года назад +157

    Matt: “That’s lead!”
    Me: “Flint, Michigan here we come.”

    • @lettuce5385
      @lettuce5385 4 года назад +2

      H Doan it’s not *that* bad... but the people in flint are.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 года назад

      That's one way to get lead poisoning.

    • @SkullCandy5671
      @SkullCandy5671 4 года назад

      Literally Lettuce say that to our face

  • @dan0017
    @dan0017 4 года назад +346

    I wonder how many dogs peed on that fire hydrant before he licked it.

  • @ceejay5606
    @ceejay5606 4 года назад +23

    I love that he used the “penetrating hose” joke

  • @b1rdman455
    @b1rdman455 4 года назад +146

    “You can’t have wet hose there’s nothing worse than wet hose.” Wtf

  • @djjoshplacid83
    @djjoshplacid83 4 года назад +51

    You know you have been watching demo ranch for a long time when you realize ypu have memorized evenrything Matt says in his outro without ever attempting to do so.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 4 года назад +6

      my husband has the men's prayer from the red green show committed to memory...

  • @logangrey377
    @logangrey377 4 года назад +34

    12:24, this is one of the most beautiful sounds I have ever heard in my life.

    • @jOhnVd0e
      @jOhnVd0e 4 года назад

      I’m shur he’s talking about the racking of the gun... “ChhhChhh”

    • @random5064
      @random5064 4 года назад +1

      No definitely the uhhhhhh

    • @jOhnVd0e
      @jOhnVd0e 4 года назад

      Tomato Potatoe either will work I guess

    • @johnnyjay102
      @johnnyjay102 4 года назад +1

      Racking the bolt on a Barret, and the ping of an m1 garand. Two most beautiful sounds in the world

  • @anime-kun9231
    @anime-kun9231 4 года назад +120

    I wonder how many dogs peed on the fire hydrant he licked😂😂

    • @zweihanderpancakes1855
      @zweihanderpancakes1855 3 года назад +4

      I'd be more worried about the fact that he licked lead - lead poisoning is serious and can sometimes happen when you lick lead things.

    • @jumpvelocity3953
      @jumpvelocity3953 3 года назад +8

      @@zweihanderpancakes1855 he had like a wee lick, no one is going to die from that. Unless you are lickin’ it like an ice cream and swallowing all the particles you will be fine.

    • @lewiepostalone8776
      @lewiepostalone8776 3 года назад +1

      I thought about waayyy more disease than just that.

    • @notapplicable328
      @notapplicable328 3 года назад +3

      Good for the immune system. Builds character. Suck it up Nancy

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 года назад

      @@notapplicable328 I get that you're joking, but it doesn't work like that. Your immune system can't do shit about lead poisoning.

  • @jaxonschlutz1279
    @jaxonschlutz1279 4 года назад +1227

    Stop clowning on Matt for being sponsored by Raid, all his videos get demonetized lately so he need it

    • @weizhi3307
      @weizhi3307 4 года назад +92

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    • @Phoenix-tc6dp
      @Phoenix-tc6dp 4 года назад +7

      @@weizhi3307 legend

    • @BeersAndBeatsPDX
      @BeersAndBeatsPDX 4 года назад +64

      Nothing wrong with sponsorships but this game is pure shit.

    • @beastly7106
      @beastly7106 4 года назад +25

      You mean all his videos will continue to be demonitized on anything related to firearms. Yt hates guns after their incident.

    • @ScoobyDooby530
      @ScoobyDooby530 4 года назад +6

      Raid apparently doesn’t pay their sponsors according to one of their tweets

  • @slicerz1440
    @slicerz1440 4 года назад +118

    RUclips: there are 2.4k comments
    Me: can I see them
    RUclips: no

  • @carlosspicyweiner7875
    @carlosspicyweiner7875 4 года назад +222

    “Kids never keep your hose wet!”-stripper Matt 2020

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 3 года назад +7

    I really wish Matt would get *SLAP ROUNDS!!* for the 50 cal!!! He’d love them! Like so he can see this and get some.

    • @conorkeogh623
      @conorkeogh623 3 года назад

      Do you watch Kentucky ballistics

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 3 года назад

      @@conorkeogh623 the guy that buys bootleg SLAP rounds? no

    • @conorkeogh623
      @conorkeogh623 3 года назад

      @@GiDD504 bootleg?

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 3 года назад

      @@conorkeogh623 yep, you know, the ones that are hand loaded by some dumbass who over fills it?

  • @sams9716
    @sams9716 4 года назад +72

    Matt when you licked the hydrant the fist thing that came to my mind was " Did you eat paint chips" from Tommy Boy

    • @marwanaldahmani3594
      @marwanaldahmani3594 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking: how to get corona 101

    • @santhony1978
      @santhony1978 4 года назад

      What about all that dog pee from 1969 till now? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @doughopkinsjr
      @doughopkinsjr 4 года назад

      Who was your favorite little rascal.......

  • @MB-us2rv
    @MB-us2rv 4 года назад +27

    I want that 50 BMG loading sound as my notification for new demo ranch vids

    • @ayethe4603
      @ayethe4603 4 года назад

      You notice the bullet flew up hit the target above it and went into the sky?

  • @monabale8263
    @monabale8263 4 года назад +92

    Mere answering the door would've been funnier...
    jusay'in.

    • @davisplude1855
      @davisplude1855 4 года назад

      Mona Bale I agree

    • @jimmymckay73
      @jimmymckay73 4 года назад +1

      No way she would have done that ., Would have been hilarious.

    • @kairinase
      @kairinase 4 года назад +1

      Yaoi jokes are funnier though. Fangirls are shipping Fireman Matt and House Matt as we speak.

  • @dustysanchez3969
    @dustysanchez3969 4 года назад +1

    Amen thank you for shooting all that different stuff I've always wondered what would happen God bless for the videos that you do and God bless you for the work that you do

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 4 года назад +33

    “Can’t have wet hose. Gotta keep em all dry, and straight.”
    There’s a lot to unpack there.

  • @XnaikenO
    @XnaikenO 4 года назад +73

    "P e n e t r a t i o n o f t h e h o e s"

  • @bobohm21
    @bobohm21 4 года назад +27

    I can't believe I just spent 16 minutes watching Matt playing with his hose.

    • @stdshurt7972
      @stdshurt7972 4 года назад +1

      Yes you can you can believe it

  • @lukelee6859
    @lukelee6859 4 года назад +12

    You should try 5” supply line, see how strong a stortz connection is

    • @MrCamoman12
      @MrCamoman12 4 года назад

      The connection will have substantially less to do with any change than the upgrade to 5" ldh, either way itll still be double jacketed but there will be more fibrous material

  • @grizzlybozak
    @grizzlybozak 4 года назад +37

    If it was sh0t square rather than at a 45deg angle, the 50bmg would have gone through both sides.
    That’s why sloped armor is more effective than flat armor

    • @timmw5060
      @timmw5060 4 года назад

      Big Jon the bullet could fly straight back at him, thats why he shoots at an angle

    • @lazylizard6532
      @lazylizard6532 4 года назад +1

      Retest!!!

  • @GarbageDanks
    @GarbageDanks 4 года назад +59

    I work on fire hydrants. I can only imagine what the supplier thought when you came in asking for for fire hydrant hose. I guarantee they immediately thought who the hell is this guy.

    • @wheelswoodside1778
      @wheelswoodside1778 4 года назад +1

      I was questioning the chance that his rounds are hitting the section of lower stem. If he removed that would the round have a better chance of going through completely

    • @thomasmcdaniel4734
      @thomasmcdaniel4734 4 года назад

      I also work on hydrants. I know how heavy and thick they are especially the older ones. But was still surprised a 50 big didn't make it through.

    • @karvast5726
      @karvast5726 4 года назад

      I know someone who tied one on his bumper used to pull stuff

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 4 года назад +1

      thomas mcdaniel - at the orchard training range we used to have old 113 apc hulls for targets. they are about 3/4" thick aluminum alloy. the .50 rounds would easily penetrate at >75* but the more acute angles = less likely penetration.
      however, because of spawling, there would be a small crater around the front half of the stuck rounds so the noses of them were visible from the interior side of the bulkhead. it looked cool, should have taken photos (but 30 yrs ago.......no cell phone)

  • @mackattack6140
    @mackattack6140 4 года назад +27

    2:39 “Built in 1969, my favorite year. Uh because....” 😂😂

  • @wooshwoosh7976
    @wooshwoosh7976 4 года назад +43

    That's really "HOSE MAD"
    I'll see myself out.

  • @crimsonhalo13
    @crimsonhalo13 4 года назад +16

    I finally realized why Matt owns a ranch. *He's a lead farmer.*

  • @randallcraig1913
    @randallcraig1913 4 года назад +178

    I think if the shots were straight on there would have been more penetration. Go in on an angle and you just deflect off the inner walls

    • @bryndanbarcaly3747
      @bryndanbarcaly3747 4 года назад +11

      Randall Craig that’s also how you get hit by Ricochet if it does decide to ricochet

    • @daviddonaghy7568
      @daviddonaghy7568 4 года назад

      Maybe he doesn't have more penetration

    • @snoogans20
      @snoogans20 4 года назад

      No pun intended.

    • @Koler2k
      @Koler2k 4 года назад +3

      THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

    • @MELONHEAD954
      @MELONHEAD954 4 года назад +1

      I think you're correct about that that's why they designed tanks with angled armor plates because it greatly increases the thickness of the armor

  • @mcspike5003
    @mcspike5003 4 года назад +90

    "I cant control this hose on my own" lmao 😂😂

  • @benjamincullifer165
    @benjamincullifer165 4 года назад

    The 500 actually stopped into the 6th. I paused the video and rewinded it. Lol thanks again Matt for yet, another crazy and hilarious video.

  • @jidu3094
    @jidu3094 4 года назад +91

    5:05 ‘you guys ready to penetrate the hose?’

  • @87ssct
    @87ssct 4 года назад +33

    1:20 "I'm talking about real epic, raw, dark, and awesome... and there's this cutsie little bird...." rofl

  • @flaminsalamander4488
    @flaminsalamander4488 4 года назад +355

    I’m pretty sure my wife has been putting glue on my weopons collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns

  • @Ho_Lii_Fuk
    @Ho_Lii_Fuk 4 года назад +1

    Matt needs a Lahti L39 20mm antitank rifle in his life. Gun jesus loved it

  • @C.A.D.D
    @C.A.D.D 4 года назад +66

    12:23 the most satisfying sound ever...

    • @Juice-ms5xc
      @Juice-ms5xc 4 года назад +6

      Close 2nd... M1 Garand ping will always be the most satisfying. 😅

    • @Weird04Life
      @Weird04Life 4 года назад

      @@Juice-ms5xc yep m1 will always be the best

    • @anthnylder8136
      @anthnylder8136 4 года назад

      clingCLINK

    • @winterdaboi4284
      @winterdaboi4284 4 года назад

      Yeah, the Garand Ping is the most satisfying noise.

    • @C.A.D.D
      @C.A.D.D 4 года назад

      @@Juice-ms5xc true....true

  • @MrOist
    @MrOist 4 года назад +522

    "It's a Mueller built in 1969, my favorite year because..." 😂

  • @yingyang3769
    @yingyang3769 4 года назад +24

    “Really small, really fast, good for penetration of the hose”
    Me- “why does that sound so familiar”
    Me-Realises-😔

    • @SilverMatchinc
      @SilverMatchinc 4 года назад +1

      Well that's the story of my life right there!

    • @John.Doe-OG
      @John.Doe-OG 4 года назад

      lol it took me a minute to catch that.

  • @jakechildress8478
    @jakechildress8478 4 года назад

    The clip with the Thompson, it was so sick how you could see all the ricochets on the leaves around it. That’s art brother.

  • @dirtynastyrumbusmen5043
    @dirtynastyrumbusmen5043 4 года назад +16

    God I love this guy, I’ve been watching him for at least 7 years, still the same as he was before, keep up the good work, makes my day.

  • @greencreekranch
    @greencreekranch 4 года назад +44

    "Hey, what's your favorite demo ranch intro"
    "Um... Uhh... You... You wouldn't understand"

  • @jaredmunoz7315
    @jaredmunoz7315 4 года назад +10

    Everybody: corona virus
    Matt:'licks old fire hydrant'

  • @rudysmith1445
    @rudysmith1445 2 года назад

    OH MY GOD THAT INTRO 🤣🤣🤣
    I was **not** prepared for it and I LOVE it

  • @ikfin5847
    @ikfin5847 4 года назад +114

    If an apocalypse happens, this guy is definitely going to survive.

    • @andymma6286
      @andymma6286 4 года назад +13

      He would probably get killed with a high point lol

    • @2025944
      @2025944 4 года назад +1

      @@andymma6286 now that's an oof

    • @Algoth_Igneous
      @Algoth_Igneous 4 года назад +6

      During the apocalypse:
      *How Many Dead Raiders Will It Take To Stop A Bullet?*

  • @TDot401
    @TDot401 4 года назад +97

    “Nothing worse than some wet hose”- Matt 2020

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 4 года назад +32

    0:45 “mom come pick me up, I’m scared”

  • @JMCGANG-nj1ff
    @JMCGANG-nj1ff 4 года назад +6

    There are so Many characters to choose from ouuu hay girl I’m dying 🤣

  • @jasonk9468
    @jasonk9468 4 года назад +19

    "really small, but really fast" - Matt
    I always new he had so many guns to compensate for something. Lol
    In all seriousness. So many innuendos in alot of video. He's definitely got a happy wife 😁

  • @thefunkosaurus
    @thefunkosaurus 4 года назад +5

    All right, Matt.
    First, Love the channel.
    Second, shooting from elevation at a rounded target can lead to unpredictable ricochet.
    Targets are flat on purpose.

  • @aestheticswithmae7186
    @aestheticswithmae7186 4 года назад +145

    Nobody:
    Him:"that's a pretty deep hole".

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy 4 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      Me: That's what I call maximum *penetration*

  • @MrCamoman12
    @MrCamoman12 3 года назад +4

    As a firefighter, this is my favorite intro so far 😂😂