@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich It's more-so the dashed expectations, given the trend of them going "I am not actually X" you'd expect him to say "If we're being honest... I wasn't actually going to the library" but he instead made a completely out of left field joke.
“Now from what I hear, you're usng your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!!!” Love that guy lmaooo
My wife: What in the world are you watching? Me: A doctor, a highly decorated soldier and one of the strongest men in the world are firing a gattling gun out of a mini van. My wife: 😐
is better to never mess up with those 3, they can appear someday in the street with the van, open the door and make you have more holes than the movied cheese
Me: I’m going to get us a mini van. Wife: You said you would never own a mini van for any reason ever. Me: I just saw a legitimate reason. Wife: Are you watching Demo Ranch again?
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 from what i know a automatic firearm is a gun the fires multiple shots from one trigger pull. So you are correct on your description of that Gatling gun, this isn't considerd a fully auto gun because it's man powered instead of one trigger spinning the barrels and mechanism, the m134 minigun is a fully auto weapon because of one push of two buttons and next thing ya know 500 rps 1000 rpm. Yes I have shot a m134 it's very fun and very loud even with ear pro.
tanner fox its when you hold the trigger down and it keeps shooting not more than one shot per trigger pull cause if that was the case a double barrel shotgun that fired both barrels with one trigger pull would be a machine gun i think youre going by the atfs determination which is completely just a lie
6:20 "Get ready boys this is the time of our life! CONTACT RIGHT!!!!! who just wants to get a bunch of friends to go shooting and just scream that saying?
No joke, I legitimately DID live in one of these vans next to a river one summer when I worked as a raft guide. Same exact year, even - though mine was a short-wheelbase model without some of the higher-trim features this one has.
lol..see, Nick isnt used to playin around and havin fun with firearms like this. He was trained in the military where they are very strict on weapons safety handling and stuff like that so he's really stepping out of his comfort zone with activities like this. Either way its good to see him having a blast. Love this channel man id hang out wit u guys any day bro be safe and keep up the good work.
I want to try that, it looks fun also I love that Nick is just shouting like a generic army Sargent and he sounds a bit like the captain (crap forgot his name) from saving Private Ryan
What are you talking about? If it's built in the 90's, then these were definitely intended with gang activity in mind. Hell, they probably had a original design where mounting a minigun would be easier
@@sgamer6015 I mean I see the idea behind it but police shouldn't enforce anything against the Constitution, that just makes them the governments enforcement squad rather than defenders of the people.
A vet, a world strong man and a sniper, sounds like a great reality show
"A Veterinarian, a Sniper and a Strong Man crawl into a van..."
And how the joke goes on... watch the vid :P
Elijah Black let’s take the crank off and hook a drill up to it
@@weldin4runna If you can get a large mag (100+ rounds) that doesn't jam every 3rd shot, you'd be on to something.
Cha-Khia Blankenship c
So a vet a vet and a strong man
6:28 got me hyped. That sounded so cool.
Edit: This is the most amount of likes I've ever gotten. Thank u guys, be safe and have a nice day
omg is this cod
Call of duty shit going down
I agree
I almost hit thumbs up on your post but it was at 420 and that would be bad luck.
When Nick said “Get ready boys it’s the time of our life. CONTACT RIGHT!!l” that was the highlight.
Yes
Absolutely
And the Get it in, Private, get it in as Matt is reloading....Amazing
And that’s now part of the outro in all videos.
2:02 the "man candy" at the end had me dying.
“Im not really black” *laughter* this intro is perfect
For a second i thought this was my comment
@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich shut the fuck up dawg
@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich It's more-so the dashed expectations, given the trend of them going "I am not actually X" you'd expect him to say "If we're being honest... I wasn't actually going to the library" but he instead made a completely out of left field joke.
@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich I mean fair enough mate. I am not one to argue against subjective opinions
@Connor Ó Dubhlaoich i found it funny. You didn't who cares. I found it funny cause it was so random
"I'm not really black," followed by a Farley reference. I'm happy.
I’m a Farley ?
Bro that's what michael jackson said
@@corbinmanseill9517 lol
“Now from what I hear, you're usng your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!!!” Love that guy lmaooo
This shit was so funny 😭😭😭
"I used to live in a van like this down by the river"
"You still do"
😂😂😂😂
I’m liking this A-Team remake.
6:42
"GET IT IN PRIVATE" got me so much
My wife: What in the world are you watching?
Me: A doctor, a highly decorated soldier and one of the strongest men in the world are firing a gattling gun out of a mini van.
My wife: 😐
Bro 😂 like there is no way to make this sound normal lmao
Sounds exactly like a conversation I'd have with my wife
Um... doctor...ish
Chad Coffey you can get a doctorate in some really dumb things and still be called doctor. At least Matt actually does medical things.
He said doctor ish because he describes himself that way.
The best part was watching Robert trying to squeeze his big self in that van haha
Oh man I died when Nick said “If I’m being honest, I’m really not black” 😂
same here, absolutly perfect delivery
I loled
Lol totally unexpected, Is anyone certain?
@@tatertots-n-soup that's classified just like the moon op
This had me straight rollin! And then when he's hittin the hundred mag, I near pissed myself at his struggle and yelling "WE NEED MORE GREASE!!!"
The most badass thing I’ve ever heard is nick irving screaming contact right
I feel that man
Yes. He really felt it as he was saying it. Probably very used to screaming over the noises of a humvee in similar situations
Gassed me up real quick!
"3 adult men have too much fun in the back of a van"
With a minigun...
3 American men have too much fun in the back of a van. there fixed your headline
Sounds gay
"Ends with white splatters all over the van"
@@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 correction, a gatling gun.. And to be honest this is the best man candy I've ever seen, well other than
“I used to live in a van like this down by the river”
That Chris Farley line tho
Bahahaha yeah RIP Chris Farley
Mat Foley
F
Still do!
ItchyPrince 379 beat me to it by 8 min
I feel like some of the best videos are when Robert and Nick are out at the ranch.
A vet, a soldier, and a strong man best combination I've ever seen
"I put a minigun in a minivan!" Of course he did, what's next a cannon on a canoe?
Matt kinda already did that 👍🙂
He already did
@@anxietyslays6712 really? Like a legit cannon? I'll have to look up that clip.
Chronic Gamer 1980 I don’t think he did that but he did shoot a 50cal off a canoe
Ha!! Knee slapper
“More 2 liters, uncle Hickock’s favorite.”
Made me laugh
Needed to smoke some pot with that for uncle hickock
@@russian06374 indeed
Hicock
my gf: " he's probably out cheating on me"
me and the boys:
Noice😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noice
But how do you have a gf if your with the bois?
Why I’m single as a Pringle
Boiz*
6:28 Nick Irving has a flashback to combat
Yeah that was insane
😂
*”CONTACT! CONTACT RIGHT! GET IT IN PRIVATE GET IT IN!”*
That’s the start of the new outro btw.
6:31 I cannot tell u how badass that looks
He XD
Pretty *BADASS*
Same and nice profile pic
is better to never mess up with those 3, they can appear someday in the street with the van, open the door and make you have more holes than the movied cheese
I know it's gonna be a good time when these three lunatics get together.
Nice NCR veteran Ranger profile pic.
An alternate title for this video is: Hagrid learns how to operate Muggle weaponry.
Yep bro is he not really British eaither
After this he robs a bank with a 1886 battling gun
He legit looks like hagrid tho
Damn i wanted to say that
NOOOOO
We call that a hillbilly driveby
I feel like this is another “don’t tell mere” situation...
Every situation is a don't tell Mer situation.
This is between the boys (& female viewers ofc just not mere)
Yup
Me: I’m going to get us a mini van.
Wife: You said you would never own a mini van for any reason ever.
Me: I just saw a legitimate reason.
Wife: Are you watching Demo Ranch again?
Plot twist: you don't have a wife
OoOoOoOoOoO
(Jk)
Me: yes
Lmao
Ahhh just the boys out having some good old fu-
*“CONTACT RIGHT”*
*Repeated sounds of gunfire*
*”SEND THEM IN PRIVATE SEND THEM IN”*
ultimate apocalypse car.
Lol
-"I gotta pee"
-"I told you to go before we left"
My favorite part 😆 5:50
Everyone: Minigun
Robert: Tinygun
Everyone: Minivan
Robert: Tinyvan
MrBearDT lol! Ha ha!!
Technically the Gatling gun is not considered fully automatic because you have to power it yourself that’s what I know I’m not sure If that is correct
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 from what i know a automatic firearm is a gun the fires multiple shots from one trigger pull. So you are correct on your description of that Gatling gun, this isn't considerd a fully auto gun because it's man powered instead of one trigger spinning the barrels and mechanism, the m134 minigun is a fully auto weapon because of one push of two buttons and next thing ya know 500 rps 1000 rpm. Yes I have shot a m134 it's very fun and very loud even with ear pro.
todd jensen thats right cause a machinegun fires as you keep the trigger pulled
tanner fox its when you hold the trigger down and it keeps shooting not more than one shot per trigger pull cause if that was the case a double barrel shotgun that fired both barrels with one trigger pull would be a machine gun i think youre going by the atfs determination which is completely just a lie
Police: do you have any weapons in the car?
Demo ranch: oh only my mounted minigun
Officer: Son, is it electric or hydraulic powered, because...
Matt: It's hand cranked, officer.
Officer: Cool man! Can I try it?!
Corona Virus I knew this would be a joke😂
@@SonsOfLorgar officer : spinning the crank in god speed
We just need more of strongman, reaper, and Matt just having fun
Strongman, reaper and demolitionist
@@alkestoswalk into a bar...
Matt: “I’ve always wanted to get hot with you two in this van”
I died
5:57
Man they look and sound like kids having fun. I miss those days.
6:20
"Get ready boys this is the time of our life! CONTACT RIGHT!!!!!
who just wants to get a bunch of friends to go shooting and just scream that saying?
I've got a bunch of friends who live in ohio were all bored and we would definitely do this.
Jeremiah Gaming if you ask a bunch of friends if they want to shoot a mini gun I’m sure they’d say yes
@@ihavnestronks8709 I would hope so, like that would be a dream for me
Airsoft be like
@@rival4228 haha lol
If ever there is a zombie apocalypse, demolition ranch is the first place I’m going
Same
I'll see you there. We'll have the dopest outpost
@@party4lifedude yeeeeee
Johnny Ringo in texas. That’s about all we know.
Sole Pompano4660 he might shoot
Robert trying to get in the minivan is like watching a kodiak try to squeeze into a doghouse.
“Well if we’re gonna be 100%, I’m not really black.”
The way Nick took his sunglasses off when he said it lmaoooooo
“Well if were really gonna be honest, I’m not actually black”
All: *bursts out laughing*
I did too wtf XD
Everyone who saw it
@White Working Class Pride bruh
@White Working Class Pride it was just a joke, no need to be saltt
Jack Of Most Trades stfu rasist ass bitch
“Get ready boys, it’s the time of our life. CONTACT RIGHT!” Spot on for how bros really are in combat.
Nick Irving code switching to active combat militant with the "Contact right!" and "Move private!" really added to the immersion and epicness of this.
@@jeremiahsmith4235 Don't we all?
Me: Mom, can we have AC-130?
Mom: We have AC-130 at home.
AC-130 at home:
Wish.com ac 130
That's the first time something at home is better
If I’m being completely honest.....I’d kind of rather have a Gatling gun mounted in a mini van
AC-130 above!
ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!
This is the most DemolitionRanch thing I ever seen in my life
Clearly you have never seen the Quadhawk or the 8 barrel shotgun :p
Everyone here laughing at nicks "well im not really black" but I'm laughing at Matt saying he's gonna kill those two
Nah no your not
LIAR
always someone tryna be different
I don't think that knife would make it halfway through Robert.
@@jordizierz3395 it would bounce off of his hide
So wholesome to see them have alot of fun and playing around even as grown men lol
Matt: No candy, but...
* reveals minigun *
Nick: Man candy
“I use to live in a van like this down by the river.” Matt: “you still do 3:40
Chris farley- " YOU'LL BE LIVING IN A VAN.. DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
If you don’t get it you don’t get it because I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
No joke, I legitimately DID live in one of these vans next to a river one summer when I worked as a raft guide. Same exact year, even - though mine was a short-wheelbase model without some of the higher-trim features this one has.
Behold ladies and gentlemen the
Mini tank
YOULL BE LIVING IN A VAN, SMOKIN DOOGIES DOWN BY DA RIVER
This is the best one ever. I Have college exams in 3 hours and im legit watching demoranch to the end LETS gET IT
How did your exams go?
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck probably failed
@@JohnDoe-zx1ck Haven't got the results back, hopefully i pass, It would save me a lot of money.
@@Luka2000_ Ouch
@@kevinjunek2126 ok
A few grown men having a great time. This is why I love Demo Ranch
PRESENT MATT: Has a 9mm Gatling gun.
FUTURE MATT: Has a 50ae Gatling gun
also future Matt: Has a .50 airsoft minigun, full auto, attached to HUMVEE compressor... totally legal :)
It's just a matter of time
Check out my full auto Greneade launcher
Damn that would be sweet.
"A Sniper, a Strongman, and a RUclipsr get into a van..."
UH, he's a Doctor, sort of!!!
“And then he said: “WHAAAAT??””
@@mattjaxdad8693 sniper, strongman and veterinarian sounds even better 😂
Destination? Greatness
Mom why are they jumping naked in that van
“I’m not really black’’ 😂😂
I’m getting looking in the waiting room at the clinic I’m at for laughing so hard
😂😂😂
That got me so good lol 🤣🤣
I lost it just before Nick did.
😂🤣🤣
I love the episodes with Nick and Robert. This one is one of the funniest by far. Great job guys.
I'm so used to seeing Oberst next to other giants I forgot how huge he is.
Alternate video title: How to make three grown men sound like 7-year-olds.
No doubt I, and many others, would be giggling along with them.
Kick their balls... wait was that the wrong answer
Hi
"I was born to be an 1800's gangster"
Honestly, I think he was just born to be gangster considering the Tommy Gun video
Nicks line might be the best line in any intro to Demo ranch ever!!
Y’all are having too much fun in the back of that van 😂😂
This is literally the most American thing ever
Its close. But not the most american thing ever.
Have you seen the Russians??
@@JxmpedCODMobile Thats not so american
@@JxmpedCODMobile that's the opposite of American...
*National Anthem intensifies*
"I'm trying!"
"Get it in private!!"
That was gold.
Agreed
lol I like how he gave him the lowest rank
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This group of gentleman are my favorite group on the internet!
When Nick said "contact right!" And "get it in private" I felt that
NakiriAi I’m not even in the military and I felt that xD
Same
god i wished i lived in america
i’m from california
Wtf that makes no sense
@@Amador675 California has dogshit ass gun laws. Basically not American.
@@fynnla.e Bruh I'm moving to Arizona, it's gonna be a blast.
@noided nah hes not m8 california is not american because of shittyass gun laws
@noided quite the contrary to your whole sentence
"Dont rip my christmas shirt!" O.B is such a man child he cracks me up.
Hearing nick yell "CONTACT RIGHT" feels so good
When nick said “PUT IT IN PRIVATE PUT IT IN”😂😂😂
At 6:28 nick started having vietnam flashbacks
This the time of our lives boys CONTACT RIGHT
Fortunate one
GET SOME GET SOME GET SOME GET SOME GET SOME
Go go contact right get some
Thirsty boi what are u trying to say
“I was born to be an 1800s gangster” - Robert
Gary King “and a nazi” nick
Welcome to steampunk era my bro
God damn I'm so jellin!!! this shit looks bad ass!
Has anyone else rewinded after Nick screams "Get ready boys its the time of our life! CONTACT RIGHT!" just because it sounds so badass in his delivery
This is what kids imagine when they are playing😂
Damn straight
LMAO yeah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
"I'm not really black". Biggest plot twist ever. Even M Night Shyamalan couldn't top that plot twist
"I used to live in a van like this down by the river"
Matt: "You still do"
Oberst : "Do you know who I am ?"
your profile pics messing with me
Stefan lmao dude I hit my damn phone thinking that fly was real💀😂
lol..see, Nick isnt used to playin around and havin fun with firearms like this. He was trained in the military where they are very strict on weapons safety handling and stuff like that so he's really stepping out of his comfort zone with activities like this. Either way its good to see him having a blast. Love this channel man id hang out wit u guys any day bro be safe and keep up the good work.
Matt: I gotta pee
Rob: I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT
Most relatable thing you’ll ever here from a group of relatable guys
Sounds like my mom and little brother
Drivebys just got a whole lot more interesting.
Don’t tell Chicago
Yep
Too late we already here
Matt: walks out of the store with 200 2 liters
Me: just like the math books told me about
Been a long time since a comment made me actually laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂
No not like the math books it's to many
just like the math books prophesied
8:59 kill me lmao “THERES BLOOD ALL OVER THE WINDSHIELD”
Californians on RUclips: “Trying out the new flavors of Starbucks*
Texans on RUclips: “I mounted a Minigun...in a Minivan...”
California: Illegal to modify car
Texas: Mounts Minigun
@Michael Jarrett
Fucken anti-cop, expensive coffee bastards.
Michael Jarrett 👆he’s right you know
Is there a problem with being californian I mean that should be illegal but I’m not butt hurt and I don’t think that they shouldn’t do this
Yeah California is pretty boring, I got used to the air quality already
Them: That’s full-automatic!
Me: No, it’s fully cranked.
Fully semi automatic!
A Simple Mohave Desert Tortoise double barrel magazine extended clips
Breaking news: Iran has promised to not mess with US
What wonderful grammar you have.
Well at least Don't Mess with Texas lol
mr. JB
bUt dUh GrAmMaRs DoUgh. 🥴
@@mrJB-vf7zq derka durrr
@Gabe Wilkerson lmao hes a terry
Worth it to watch Obie trying to get in the van
Absolutely no one:
Demo-ranch: minigunvan
Mr oberst could wear that van like a turtle shell😂👍
You three lads together are hilarious! The dream-team I never knew I needed.
I must say that looks like soooo much fun, bucket list modified lol
Just had to rewatch for the best intro ever. I’m longing for another Irving-Orberst duo again 🙏🙏🙏
I love this exact group of people
I can just imagine Mere shaking her head at this idea.
Well then..........DON'T TELL MERE!
ddavismt I would never do Matt like that.
That's why no one is going to tell her, RIGHT
And that's why he's truck turned pink😂😂
Robert:"I used to live in a van like this down by the river"
Mat:"You still do"
Rip Chris farley
F to pay respects
@@mrkrills8839 cool name
"I used to live in a van like this down by the river"
"You still do"
When you and the boys take playing army to a whole new level
8:10 close your eyes and it sounds like you're playing call of duty lmao
this comment deserves more likes
It's almost like Nick has said that before. You know once or twice
With that van you guys could start a TV show...."The 'B' Team"
I want to try that, it looks fun also I love that Nick is just shouting like a generic army Sargent and he sounds a bit like the captain (crap forgot his name) from saving Private Ryan
I bet when they built that thing in 1992, they never thought someone would mount a minigun in the back
What are you talking about? If it's built in the 90's, then these were definitely intended with gang activity in mind. Hell, they probably had a original design where mounting a minigun would be easier
Weren’t Gatling guns already a thing since around the civil war?
@@CoalWurld I was gonna say: I don't think they made gatling guns expecting someone to strap a minivan underneath of one.
I read it back words
Back wards
RUclips: “What the hell is this title!?”
Matt: “What is says.”
RUclips: “ DEMONITISED!!!”
Demonitised ranch
TheCrossyRoader your really good jokes good one
COPPA: This is fine....
“Uncle Hickok” everyone’s favorite uncle.
Hickok*
Indeed
Matt should sell tickets for that ride ^^ Would pay any price for this adventure tour especially with these 3 onboard ^^
US: No burst, auto, underbarrel, etc.
US: Minigun? Sure.
California. You mean California.
@@crackpipe_mike6963 He lives in Texas lol which is the most fun friendly place as far as I know. California barely allows wiffleball bats.
Sithic TV it’s just the populated states/cities florida is also like that. They say we’re free but people are going to prison for defending themselves
@@sgamer6015 I mean I see the idea behind it but police shouldn't enforce anything against the Constitution, that just makes them the governments enforcement squad rather than defenders of the people.
Except, it's not a minigun. It's a Gatling gun.
IIRC, because it's hand cranked, it's not classed as "automatic" under some state laws.
"I'm not really black"
"Don't sit there"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nick, Matt, and Robert are honestly the dream team
Best trio ever