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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @wildpiercy1141
    @wildpiercy1141 6 лет назад +526

    When the warlock multiclasses bard

  • @hawkwilliams8355
    @hawkwilliams8355 6 лет назад +711

    Now I have an image in my head of Nyarlathotep dressed in a cheap suit banging this out in a smoky, non-euclidean dive bar surrounded by many-tentacled eldritch horrors, all drinking their sorrows away. Fantastic.

    • @RedstoNeman0
      @RedstoNeman0 6 лет назад +32

      he sorta did in "Nyarlatothep", dude can be cool af sometimes.

    • @nlb137
      @nlb137 6 лет назад +72

      A man walks up the pianist and says "You know you're a terrifying monstrosity?"
      The pianist responds "Hum a few bars and I'll pick it up."

    • @nerdycannon6942
      @nerdycannon6942 6 лет назад +55

      Now Hastur at the bar is a friend of mine
      He has a sign that I can't unsee
      And he's quick with a croak or to mesmerize a bloke
      But there's someplace that he'd rather be
      He says, "Tep, I believe this is killing me"
      As the gore dripped off of his face
      "Well I'm sure that I could be a theater star
      If I could get out of this place"

    • @valritz1489
      @valritz1489 6 лет назад +39

      And the cultists are practicing sacrifice
      While the scholars, they slowly despair
      Yes they're sharing a drink they call "Decadence"
      But it's better than facing R'lyeh

    • @nerdycannon6942
      @nerdycannon6942 6 лет назад +31

      Now Yig is a spotted snake enthusiast
      Who's worshipers live serpentine lifes
      And he's talkin' with a yith, who's faded in to myth
      Thanks to his species shoggoth strifes.

  • @void.control
    @void.control 6 лет назад +367

    What I like about this is that the juxtaposition is obviously humorous but the way the song is performed actually sounds legitimately sincere, and I really love hearing that.

  • @ACruelPicture
    @ACruelPicture 6 лет назад +29

    I can serious hear this as the end theme of a film adaptation of a Lovecraft story.

  • @zonesthesia
    @zonesthesia 6 лет назад +328

    Lead me to the man responsible for this so I might indenture myself to his eternal service.

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 лет назад +75

      I am here

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 лет назад +21

      I am SO EMBARASSED! *blushes* Srsly, tho, send me a pm if you want to go grab drinks.

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 лет назад +8

      We got it all worked out. ;-)

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 лет назад +14

      We did? Still waiting on my award.

    • @zonesthesia
      @zonesthesia 6 лет назад +8

      Check your fb inbox, o dark servant of he shall not be named!

  • @Brianna-eo8nu
    @Brianna-eo8nu 6 лет назад +111

    I really hope somebody shows this to Guillermo del Toro.

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 3 года назад +22

    Thanks, I can't read Nemesis anymore without hearing Piano Man.

  • @TomboyRespector
    @TomboyRespector Год назад +30

    This masterpiece was made before AI song making took off. Let that sink in.

    • @isnotmimi
      @isnotmimi Месяц назад +1

      What does this mean? People made well performed funny songs before AI, it's not that surprising, am I missing something?

  • @AlphaWhelp
    @AlphaWhelp 6 лет назад +189

    This must be the lullaby that Nyarlathotep sings to Azathoth

  • @nicko6773
    @nicko6773 4 года назад +79

    At 2:51, that wistful delivery of "I have scanned the vast ivy-clad palace" gets me every time.
    This is actually unironically good. I applaud you, good sir.

  • @Gary-rs1re
    @Gary-rs1re 6 лет назад +107

    This will now and forever be what Nyarlathotep's voice will sound like in my head. Thanks -_-

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius 6 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/B7eMh0Kr4Mk/видео.html
      This should fix that.

  • @arlem525
    @arlem525 6 лет назад +255

    This is wonderful EXCEPT that it is abysses, not abscesses. The former is a bottomless pit, the latter are infected sores draining with pus. But still thank you! Nemesis is my favorite Lovecraft poem and Piano Man is my favorite Billy Joel song.

    • @draeath
      @draeath 6 лет назад +27

      He also sings "I was old when the first Pharaohs mounted" instead of "I was old when the Pharaohs first mounted" but yes - this is extraordinary :D

    • @daltonmortimer7735
      @daltonmortimer7735 6 лет назад +20

      And its epochs not epics but screw it

    • @arlem525
      @arlem525 6 лет назад +8

      And 3 entire lines were cut (the 5th lines of 3 stanzas), still it's brilliant.

    • @Kutulhu
      @Kutulhu 6 лет назад +6

      Epoch is pronounced 'epic', not EE-pok.

    • @Kutulhu
      @Kutulhu 6 лет назад +10

      But also, perhaps those changes are to get as close as possible to Piano Man, the song, for the purposes of aural pleasure.

  • @ChroniclerAether
    @ChroniclerAether 3 года назад +30

    Let me tell you a story, one of a student, much stressed, who found that this song hit the right level of mindless melody and intricacy that allowed it to slither into their subconscious to elicit a strange, studious calm.
    Much was this song played in the lead-up to the bane of all students, the onslaught of exams and cumulative projects.
    Some say that the student, still studying, *still* studying, has absorbed the song. They are yet unable to recite the poem verbatim, but will be able to sing it after hearing just a few bars of the song, forgetting the words again as soon as the music ends.
    (Help. *laughs*)

  • @flair541
    @flair541 3 года назад +13

    I picture Cthulhu going around our universe in its infancy, just looking at the birthing of planets and the odd super-sized dead civilization.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 5 месяцев назад

      Cthulhu was created by the melding of an entire species into one super being..

    • @flair541
      @flair541 5 месяцев назад

      @@randallbesch2424 where was that written?

  • @GrombarSmash
    @GrombarSmash 6 лет назад +26

    I sang this at karaoke last Friday.

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 лет назад +9

      This version???

    • @GrombarSmash
      @GrombarSmash 6 лет назад +8

      Yep, I practiced by watching your video a bunch of times.

  • @tesseraph
    @tesseraph 6 лет назад +94

    You know how sometimes a cover becomes the definitive version of a song?
    This is one of those times.

  • @SinisterGerbils
    @SinisterGerbils 6 лет назад +8

    Instructions unclear, my tentacles got stuck in a ceiling fan.

  • @MrFPRdz
    @MrFPRdz 6 лет назад +127

    This is the only version that matters as it is the one that carries out the entire tune till the end

    • @fortune8408
      @fortune8408 6 лет назад +2

      MrFPRdz What would it be without the melody? Nothing.

    • @IanBurkePerry
      @IanBurkePerry 6 лет назад +12

      This guy's voice is great, though given that this is going viral he might want to take the time to record a new version, as he's off on a few words here (i.e. abysses, pharaoh's first), still impressive, though!

    • @MrFPRdz
      @MrFPRdz 6 лет назад +5

      IanBurkePerry yeeeeeees I didn’t want to be the one to mention it but yes yes yes that absolutely bothers me and I try to make it work by trying to pronounce abysses in a way that doesn’t bother me but I can’t he definitely should re record but idk if we will have the same type of magic he presented with his first version, thank you for mentioning it

  • @EvChow
    @EvChow 6 лет назад +213

    This is the best thing on the internet

  • @cumulushair2051
    @cumulushair2051 6 лет назад +175

    this is now the only version of piano man i will ever listen to.

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 года назад +3

    This is great, and the shoggoth on my roof agrees

  • @frederickburton3440
    @frederickburton3440 4 года назад +8

    When I wore non-euclidean cloooooooothes.

  • @joshuagrant3299
    @joshuagrant3299 Год назад +5

    This is what happens when Randolph Carter decides to just get wasted and play piano.

  • @ValerianMacMillan
    @ValerianMacMillan 4 года назад +6

    This never, in all my aeons of sorrow, grows old.

  • @wolframironside5858
    @wolframironside5858 Год назад +3

    This is calming with a sense of deep time and endless aeons. A perfect yin yang balance

  • @GuitarRocker2008
    @GuitarRocker2008 6 лет назад +132

    Chant us a spell, you're the great old one
    Chant us a spell tonight
    Well, this all is so completely maddening
    And you've got us quakeing with fright

    • @skovner
      @skovner 2 года назад

      This is up there with Wierd Al

  • @estoy1001
    @estoy1001 6 лет назад +11

    These keep popping up.. oh well, all the spawn, sing along:
    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu
    R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
    Iä, Iä, Shub-Niggurath, IÄ!
    Yog Sothoth lll’nglui wgah’n...
    C’MON, EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW THE WORDS! SING ALONG!!!!!

  • @america8706
    @america8706 5 лет назад +15

    As a huge fan of Billy Joel and currently beginning my journey into H.P. Lovecrafts world this is great.

  • @thomaskilmer
    @thomaskilmer 6 лет назад +34

    I'm torn between laughing hysterically and shutting up so I can listen to your gorgeous voice.

  • @tylerbrown8098
    @tylerbrown8098 6 лет назад +16

    This needs a constant, unsettling slow-zoom just like the other one.

  • @chaosfive55
    @chaosfive55 6 лет назад +51

    I've often re-worked Joel's "Allen-Town" into "Arkham-Town":
    "Oh yes we're nervous here in Arkham Town,
    And they had to close the mortuary down;
    'Cause the dead got up and walked awaaaay...
    Well, that's what they say..."

    • @P99AT
      @P99AT 6 лет назад +2

      That also works to the tune of "Uptown Girl".

    • @JamminPanda
      @JamminPanda 6 лет назад +3

      I find it funny that H.P. Lovecraft basically created Arkham city in D.C. comics.

  • @Paleopiper
    @Paleopiper 6 лет назад +19

    I'm playing this in my first lecture of the term in Historical Geology today...verses 2 & 3 are perfect.

  • @cyclos12
    @cyclos12 2 года назад +6

    You actually made me memorize this poem, the lyrics of your song don't include the whole of the lyrics of the poem so I had to look it up

  • @AmberLecuyer
    @AmberLecuyer 6 лет назад +37

    Play this at my funeral.

  • @landhawk3706
    @landhawk3706 6 лет назад +147

    These lyrics are still somehow less gloomy than the real ones.

    • @MiraLove
      @MiraLove 6 лет назад +46

      LandHawk that's because Piano Man is about horrors that CAN happen to you

  • @foadrightnow5725
    @foadrightnow5725 3 года назад +8

    I don't know a damn thing about H.P. Lovecraft or his work, but I have to say, those are some absolutely brilliant lyrics! You, sir, are, without a doubt, a very talented and uniquely clever fellow! Thanks for sharing!

  • @skovner
    @skovner 28 дней назад +1

    I think this is a great song to listen to before going to bed - throught he ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber....

  • @Atreus21
    @Atreus21 5 лет назад +9

    I guess he's too old now, but I sure wish Billy Joel would honor this with his own interpretation.

  • @bimproctor7019
    @bimproctor7019 5 лет назад +10

    This is unceasingly fantastic. I can already feel my sanity eroding. I welcome it.

  • @ObscureLego
    @ObscureLego 6 лет назад +15

    So, Jokull is Icelandic for Glacier. So it is pronounced "yo-kull"

  • @s4d653
    @s4d653 2 года назад +3

    I've been listening to this song for seven days at a volume a little above acceptable and this is making my neighbors act strangely. They always have a huge smile on their face and at the same time a slight look of concern.
    Sao Paulo, 06/13/2022

  • @RememberTheDead
    @RememberTheDead Год назад +13

    I always come back to this absolute masterwork. The sheer gusto in the delivery of "Ooooh GREAT was the sin of my spirit! And great is the reach of its doooooom!" sends me every time.

  • @nostalgicmodernist1399
    @nostalgicmodernist1399 6 лет назад +9

    This is weirdly sublime and moving. Thank you.

  • @Dwatthaell
    @Dwatthaell 6 лет назад +16

    Damn, Julian... you actually sound like Billy Joel singing this... epic :)

  • @dangerjoe8911
    @dangerjoe8911 6 лет назад +3

    This, indeed, is an aid in memorizing nemesis

  • @House_of_Caine
    @House_of_Caine 3 года назад +2

    Not sure why, but I always break into tears by the last line of the last verse

  • @BillChmura
    @BillChmura 6 лет назад +2

    This is amazing. I can't read the poem anymore without hearing this song in the background.

  • @CandyManCriminal
    @CandyManCriminal 6 лет назад +10

    i've been listening to this almost constantly for 2 days
    i think i have a problem
    its so well done i dont even mind the few small mistakes
    but im sure they've been pointed out, so i wont bother
    dat smooth buttery voice

  • @8tymology
    @8tymology Год назад +5

    H.P. ianoman

  • @milkwater1204
    @milkwater1204 5 лет назад +1

    this is utterly incomprehensible and indescribable

    • @davidcross9811
      @davidcross9811 5 лет назад +1

      Milkwater just like an eldritch abomination

  • @slugfly
    @slugfly 6 лет назад +1

    A whole album of this would be fucking amazing!

  • @SuperSpyKindaGuy
    @SuperSpyKindaGuy 6 лет назад +3

    Your voice brings a smile to my face very time, and I am about 76.4 % sure your albums made my grandfathers cancer go into remission. Thanks for that.

  • @ArtistLisaM
    @ArtistLisaM 5 лет назад +2

    I was looking for a Cthulu reference while working on some gift art for a friend, somehow stumbled onto this... And I am SO happy I did.

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 6 лет назад +4

    This song is the reason I want my next D&D character to be an Ithilid Bard...

  • @NewWakfuFan
    @NewWakfuFan 6 лет назад +20

    To Police the Artist is to Maim the Sublime

  • @sagedelphin9488
    @sagedelphin9488 Год назад +2

    This still rings sweet in ears uncounted. Thank you for your art.

  • @skovner
    @skovner Год назад +3

    I believe this song will survive strange aeons and never die

  • @AvatarNaty
    @AvatarNaty 3 года назад +3

    Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber,
    Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night,
    I have liv’d o’er my lives without number,
    I have sounded all things with my sight;
    And I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.
    I have whirl’d with the earth at the dawning,
    When the sky was a vaporous flame;
    I have seen the dark universe yawning,
    Where the black planets roll without aim;
    Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge or lustre or name.
    I had drifted o’er seas without ending,
    Under sinister grey-clouded skies
    That the many-fork’d lightning is rending,
    That resound with hysterical cries;
    With the moans of invisible daemons that out of the green waters rise.
    I have plung’d like a deer thro’ the arches
    Of the hoary primordial grove,
    Where the oaks feel the presence that marches
    And stalks on where no spirit dares rove;
    And I flee from a thing that surrounds me, and leers thro’ dead branches above.
    I have stumbled by cave-ridden mountains
    That rise barren and bleak from the plain,
    I have drunk of the fog-foetid fountains
    That ooze down to the marsh and the main;
    And in hot cursed tarns I have seen things I care not to gaze on again.
    I have scann’d the vast ivy-clad palace,
    I have trod its untenanted hall,
    Where the moon writhing up from the valleys
    Shews the tapestried things on the wall;
    Strange figures discordantly woven, which I cannot endure to recall.
    I have peer’d from the casement in wonder
    At the mouldering meadows around,
    At the many-roof’d village laid under
    The curse of a grave-girdled ground;
    And from rows of white urn-carven marble I listen intently for sound.
    I have haunted the tombs of the ages,
    I have flown on the pinions of fear
    Where the smoke-belching Erebus rages,
    Where the jokulls loom snow-clad and drear:
    And in realms where the sun of the desert consumes what it never can cheer.
    I was old when the Pharaohs first mounted
    The jewel-deck’d throne by the Nile;
    I was old in those epochs uncounted
    When I, and I only, was vile;
    And Man, yet untainted and happy, dwelt in bliss on the far Arctic isle.
    Oh, great was the sin of my spirit,
    And great is the reach of its doom;
    Not the pity of Heaven can cheer it,
    Nor can respite be found in the tomb:
    Down the infinite aeons come beating the wings of unmerciful gloom.
    Thro’ the ghoul-guarded gateways of slumber,
    Past the wan-moon’d abysses of night,
    I have liv’d o’er my lives without number,
    I have sounded all things with my sight;
    And I struggle and shriek ere the daybreak, being driven to madness with fright.

  • @Phaota
    @Phaota 6 лет назад +2

    That was just awesome. It's amazing the old poem fits so perfectly with Joel's classic tune.

  • @jrynedanielson
    @jrynedanielson 6 лет назад +12

    This is so awesome. AND, it's well done. Put this somewhere I can buy it.

  • @robertdochter277
    @robertdochter277 4 года назад +1

    These lyrics remind me of the scene from Doctor Strange, where Stephen is sent careening aimlessly through the various dimensions in awestruck terror!

  • @Mongocide
    @Mongocide 5 лет назад +6

    Play me a song, you’re Nyarlathotep!

  • @margaretoxley4720
    @margaretoxley4720 6 лет назад +1

    Heard this on CBC Jan. 23rd...fabulous!

  • @benjamincliff9033
    @benjamincliff9033 6 лет назад +1

    This man is a hero. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

  • @dereverberatedambient5010
    @dereverberatedambient5010 6 лет назад +5

    This is nearly perfect, but not replacing the scatting at the end with unpronounceable eldritch syllables is a missed opportunity; Ia! Ia! R'lyeh! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

  • @matravnos
    @matravnos 6 лет назад +2

    Thank you. I needed this in my life.

  • @BelisariusAlKhwarizmi
    @BelisariusAlKhwarizmi 6 лет назад +4

    10/10 effort but the j in jokull has a y sound
    Like that volcano in Iceland that grounded all those planes

  • @maew150
    @maew150 3 года назад +2

    The last song, indeed the last thing Nyarlathotep shall sing and do before he wakes Azathoth and undos all of the universe

  • @discojoe3
    @discojoe3 6 лет назад +3

    Well... this is the best thing ever.

  • @kariscoyne1886
    @kariscoyne1886 5 лет назад +5

    this is now my tinder bio

  • @MrJrHope
    @MrJrHope 6 лет назад +2

    This is truly awenspiring. I love hearing familliar tones to different lyrics and this was a great find!

  • @eleanorehowe8140
    @eleanorehowe8140 6 лет назад +1

    This is genuinely fantastic, even as a standalone song!

  • @amandagrace3588
    @amandagrace3588 6 лет назад +1

    ZOMG. This is GREAT. It’s like you spied on my childhood!

  • @skovner
    @skovner 2 года назад +1

    I give this an irrational number of tentacles up!

  • @kylebean2578
    @kylebean2578 6 лет назад +3

    Absolutely incredible. I have long been a fan of both Billy Joel and H.P. Lovecraft, and you combine their works beautifully. Well done. My one complaint is that you removed two of my favorite line from the poem to keep it matched to the tune. But, all is well that ends well. Great job.

  • @blu3c3lt
    @blu3c3lt 6 лет назад +2

    This is wonderful. Well done good sir. Brilliant.

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie 3 года назад +1

    two New England classics, together at last

  • @timothygerolami1548
    @timothygerolami1548 6 лет назад +16

    The cleverest part is he sounds more like Neil Diamond covering Joel than Joel after an HPL binge, which is the real horror of it all.

    • @JulianVelard1
      @JulianVelard1  6 лет назад +6

      Ha ha love this comment!

    • @timothygerolami1548
      @timothygerolami1548 6 лет назад

      It's amazing work, thank you for making it and for taking my comment in the spirit intended. I may also be hoping for a follow up in the spirit of Neil Diamond. ;)

    • @abxer3p
      @abxer3p 6 лет назад

      I thought of Neil Diamond, also - very similar. :-)

  • @trash.videos1573
    @trash.videos1573 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit this is amazing. Thank you for this blessing!

  • @MrKaepora
    @MrKaepora 6 лет назад +41

    Even Cthulhu is happy.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад

      Funny how nowhere says that "Ol' C" wants to kill us... he wants us to brainlessly fuck and fight till' we die... (Acording to Call of Cthulhu)

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 3 года назад

      @@FriendlyArchpriest “At the Mountains of Madness” and “Shadow over Innsmouth” seem to suggest Cthulhu regards humanity as some sick joke and would indeed wipe us out in favor of creatures like the Dagon.

  • @bruceshark5501
    @bruceshark5501 5 лет назад +1

    This is incredible....
    Gonna hafta memorize this.....

  • @mrredeef
    @mrredeef 6 лет назад

    Fully captured everything that drew me to lovecraft in this one song.

  • @debbystardust
    @debbystardust 5 лет назад +10

    His writing still shines in this format. All hail a founder of science fiction who never was honored fully in life, Lovecraft

  • @xahpookx
    @xahpookx 6 лет назад +1

    this is incredible

  • @joebaker5581
    @joebaker5581 6 лет назад +2

    Billy Joel made a deal with the dark lord C'thulu. That would explain his continues success!

  • @OsirisFour
    @OsirisFour 2 года назад +1

    Still the best recitation of Nemesis I've heard.

  • @kot23
    @kot23 6 лет назад +1

    Wonderful, it got stuck in my mind since the first time I've heard it. It is amazing how well it fits, not only the tempo and words, but the weirdly merry feeling of the song to Lovecraft's haunted text. Respect! Could be used as music/voice over in a mythos film...

  • @Amand0r
    @Amand0r 6 лет назад +9

    New Karaoke goal. Thx.

  • @TVEyeDirt1970
    @TVEyeDirt1970 6 лет назад +2

    words fail me in the face of this

  • @larrylovehandle8472
    @larrylovehandle8472 6 лет назад +2

    This is the best version, awesome.

  • @DavidLiamStone
    @DavidLiamStone 6 лет назад +2

    Thanks this is just rinky dinky! Made my day! Or my unspeakable aeon!

  • @owlfrog
    @owlfrog Год назад +1

    It's the theremin and synth in the instrumental sections

  • @danfelder8062
    @danfelder8062 6 лет назад +1

    This is objectively wonderful.

  • @al_ivory6682
    @al_ivory6682 6 лет назад +11

    I love this and that in this version they stuck with the piano playing

  • @CrashKinkaide
    @CrashKinkaide 6 лет назад

    Glorious. Absolutely perfect in every way.

  • @bruh1322
    @bruh1322 6 лет назад +15

    Your voice is like smooth butter.

  • @stevenmewett4489
    @stevenmewett4489 6 лет назад +1

    This is all kinds of amazing. Great work!

  • @cjtuthill
    @cjtuthill 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you for brightening my day. This is brilliant!

  • @brookspn
    @brookspn 3 месяца назад

    When people ask me what it's like to play From Software games, I'm gonna send them this song. Amazing.

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 6 лет назад +2

    I really want more of this.