Vesper's family asked him "the question" when he visited them
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Source : 【 Just Chatting 】Shaking the rust off, short return zatsudan
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Vesper's Channel : / @noirvesper
I'm so glad Gramps is back, I really missed his zatsudan streams. Though I'm not a boomer, my family asks me a similar thing once in a while.
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"While all of this youngsters have been getting married, I have mastered the art of the spear."
Chat about Vesper's family: Are they single?
Vesper's family to Vesper: Why are you single?
Why am i reading this in the "y r u geh" accent
@@hyakushiki4406 I read it like "Why are you running?"
more like; are you STILL single?
lol
I'm thankful that I have siblings who are carrying on the line.
Same.
bruh same
same lol
@@soaringspoon m.
That's exactly what my older sister told me. And years later I'm still single.
How can he not be anymore relatable, he's just like me fr fr
"if she's breath. she's good enough"
-my parent
I dont think prositute is a good role model for your future bloodline XD.
@@potatoxgaming9466 Desperate times call for desperate measures
@@erikmikalkorstad1359 until she divorces you and takes half of your life savings as well as alimony. Don't even get me started about the child support and custody either.
"If she breathes... She's a PROS...pective candidate."
Me to my grandma
Vesper is legitimately one of the most relatable people in all hololive and he just keeps getting more and more related every stream
This was the realest shit. I died inside just watching. A big collective ooph from all of us.
Family : when are you getting married
Vesper : dunno but i know im getting spear
Me to my parents: This bloodline ends with me!
Assert dominance. "You fucked up so bad that I'm terminating our entire bloodline in revenge!" Truly a chad maneuver.
i can feel the pain...
he might not have a wife, but thousand of us call him dad/uncle/grandpa
Completely relatable. Last time I spoke to my folks, they asked the exact same question, "When are you getting married or getting a boyfriend?" Frustraiting every time lol
im a zoomer and i already get "when will you have children? youre clock is ticking" from my mum. my whole life she didnt allow me to date but then when im getting close to my mid 20s she does this out of the blue 😭 family is rlly something
That's why if I ever become a parent I'll be harassing my kids to get married before 20. Consistency is what matters!
@@StarboyXL9Getting married before 20? That marriage is guaranteed to be a failure, also the kid will not have accomplished anything in his/her life and accomplishing anything will be harder while married.
@@mariosmatzoros3553 Wow, that is a LOT of blantantly false and Anti-Natalist propaganda you just spouted Mosche.
"Your lineage ends here, old man!", Jojo pose and leave.
- Sigma male
They think they're so funny. But it was Vesper who joined a group of internet comedians.
"you're not getting any younger"
Well no shit sherlock, we're mortals and we are going to die
"As long as she's not a bike"
Bro with how bad things are out there. He'd be happier single for the rest of his life. Wouldn't want him to be one of the horror stories.
Vesper out here triggering PTSD like it's nothing
I'm really grateful to my mom for never asking me this question because she understands I'm still focusing on building my career first, but unfortunately i still got this question from my business partners lmao.
BRUH as a hispanic
THIS ALWAYS GETS ASKED
Marry your businesses partner so they stop asking questions.
@@angelredvivar it's always, "do you have girl coworkers?" Or "That American blonde is cute, you should ask her out."
MF I'm 5k down the hole, the last thing I need is a relationship. Literally every time I see my tia or abuela, they want nephews and grandchildren so bad, and they love American girls
@@KinoGhost BRUH FACTS
My parents always push that “oh someone knows a pretty girl in our hometown that we grew up in, we can set a marriage proposal for you if you want. After that she can make any food you want”
Im like wtf i dont even know this chick and also, I can do those things as well
@@angelredvivar Actually pain. LEAVE ME TO MY GAMES AND NORMAL SOCIALIZATION. EVERY GIRL I TALK TO AND BE FRIENDS WITH DON'T WANNA FUCK OR MARRY ME. I'm just trying to be a funny dude, not try to date every girl in a 5 mile radius.
That's how you know you're finally regarded as an adult. It's weird man.
I guess I'm lucky with my parents. They'd worry more about whether or not I'm striving to be responsible, whether I have a relationship or not, than about whether I have a girlfriend or not. I mean, my dad once told me to not take having a girlfriend too seriously, and I think him having been from a working-class family of nine kids contributed to that. As for my mom, she comes from a similar background but with a more average number of siblings, and she has experience living hard in the big city as well as a kid. I've also been telling my parents bits and pieces about my ambitions in the VTuber community, among other artistic pursuits, and while I think it's gonna take a lot to really explain that stuff to them, so much that I feel like not explaining it to them any further sometimes, I'm confident that they'd bother to learn and do their best to support me if I ever reach out to them properly, something I strongly believe I'm being assured of ever since they supported my pursuit of a Creative Writing degree in university (and the university being big-name definitely helped, hahaha). Not that other people can't have it worse, but I think I often try too hard to sympathize with people who have it worse, and I want to build on the goodness of my family than waste it all for a mask of bigger relatability. So yeah, knowing that Grandpa got help from his family somehow during his break is a pretty beautiful contrast to this story this clip focused on.
Parents are similer in my case but more so because my older brother got into so much trouble with girls that it made my parents happier that I wasnt pursuing yet. But they occasionlly ask if im still interested in marrying some girl they want to introduce me to. Grandparents on both sides of the family often ask why im not married yet at 25 and ask if im gay (I got shoulder-length hair and they call that feminine and joke that I look like a girl).
@@kenjethao7774 Oh, gosh, you reminded me of how my parents and/or my maternal grandparents compared my ex's looks to a grade schooler's thanks to her height, when she's just younger than me by around a year. I don't think them elders were trying to be mean, but I don't think she liked that, and as for me, well, I think I still have some struggles in admitting that I like petite women as much as I like buxom ones. X"D
@@theoverlordbear I mean you like what you like. As long as it’s consensual and legal there ain’t nothing wrong with that. I’m partial to tomboys short stacks. I guess the other reason my grandparents think I might be gay is that in one of my grandpa’s word “You just want a guy with a vagina”.
@@kenjethao7774 Heh, thanks very much for the encouragement. And while I like 'em with some curves and fanciness more, I'd like to say that as a man who's especially into handsome ladies as well, I'm rooting for you. o7
In my case I'm the older son and my dad straight up recommended me to not date anyone until I graduate college lmao
He truly is a wizard.
Its not just a meme
The most cursed question you could hear purely because 90% there's a condescending tone behind it.
Kronii: giving vesper more reasons to exact his revenge on her
Vesper: giving Kronii more ammo to pester him with.
Reminds me of when I was upper 20's working in a restaurant and my mom was trying to get me to date the minors working there. Took a few years, and telling them that I would stop showing up if they kept forcing it, and dodging them trying to drug me, to convince them that I was ace/aro
And I can relate to the vesper even more now seriously it's like every family gathering at least one relative asked me where's my girlfriend or when I'm getting one
He is technically already married to his job.
If any family member ever tells me "finally out of your cave" or any similar quip, I'm cutting ties with them.
I deal with it all the time
@@sanictheedgehog Or maybe you're just desperate for approval from people that don't even like you.
@@dkosmari Or maybe they know it's not that deep and instead replies with "Now, time for me is nothing, 'cause I'm counting no age"
whenever my parents asked that question in the past, i keep answering "girlfriend? you don't even gave permission me to own a pet!"....
and when I'm past my mid 30's, my parents gave me an "ok" sign to move out & adopt a pet.
i adopted a 8 yrs old son instead of pet lmao.
Absolute gigachad lmao
Question to the north hemisphere Vesties, does your family do this "question" even if you are not dating someone? Because here in the south hemisphere they question if you are dating someone before asking about "the question".
The question is more of a "when will you settle down and be 'normal'?" deal. Like it's "abnormal" to NOT be in a relationship at his age.
@@Kay_Sea251 exactly
It’s less of “are you, and if you are when, marrying this person?”
And more of “when you settle down and conform to our version of ‘normal’?”
I'm a close-proximity-to-the-equator Vestie, and same, they ask if I'm seeing anyone before asking about marriage. Another factor in this might be because I'm a girl, so there's some added trepidations over the one girl child in a mostly-male brood getting carted off to marry. Because we live in a s o c i e t y .
Then when they find out there IS a living, breathing, 3D man in your life they're just like "WHEN CAN WE MEET HIM?? WE MUST MEET AND EVALUATE THE QUALITY OF THIS M A L E , AND EMBARASS YOU IN FRONT OF HIM BY ASKING INVASIVE AND DEEP QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP, MAKING VAGUE THREATS SHOULD HE THREATEN YOUR H O N O R . OPERATING UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU TWO WILL WED IN THE NEAR FUTURE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE YET TO DISCUSS IT."
It's rough out here, and I'm like an elder zoomer
@@castlegarden2999 Perhaps I'm a man, but I relate a lot to this.
@@castlegarden2999 you don't discuss marriage on your first date?
...I suppose that question is universally deadly...
Vesper to his family: I'm already 54 parallel universes ahead of you.
I was asked that question once and they wasn't ready for my answer. I said I would rather get a lobotomy then have children and as for getting married I'd rather not share my bed or have to listen to someone elses problems. If I'm too stressed I know a couple girls I could spend the night with but my emotional attachment would only last a night. That was like 5 years ago, was never mentioned again.
absolute chad answer
Damn bro you went scorched earth. That response was almost a war crime lol
yeah, it takes two in a relationship. that’s why i don’t get people pushing someone into having a partner for the sake of it when said person knows that they’re not ready for it or just doesn’t want it at all. glad you stood your ground!
Fortunately for me, my family hasn't popped the question because they know I haven't found the right person and know what'll happen if I rush things. It's usually nosy coworkers or complete strangers who do it, thinking they're in a position to lecture everyone else on life because they've only done what everyone else has, refusing to open themselves to the idea that their way of life isn't the only one. They don't care if I find happiness, they just need something that makes them feel "correct" because they have nothing else in their lives to be proud of.
Your real friends would help you find what you're looking for and wouldn't make it all about themselves.
"Bring me a fertile woman!"
The only response
He's too relatable
There's something ironic about a vampire saying yes to Christmas but no to other holidays
this is the reason i don't like big family gatherings, im okay with my parents and my siblings, but the extended family is the most annoying😆
I had finally found some common ground with this old soul, and now I found the world needs his anger the most (and mine probably too).
No matter the language you speak, or the country you are from, you always gonna have an auntie how ask you "the question"
I'm the eldest in my fam... WHY DO I GOTTA HARD CARRY THE BLOODLINE 😭
So relatable, I hate it when my aunts ask these questions.
What kind of response do they even expect there? "No worries, I've already planned this through. First, I'll meet my perfect wife in about a month and 8 days. Then after exactly 3 years I'll propose"
its me every weekend when i am having meal with my family....imma dead inside anyway
God I hate it when I get that question so I feel grandad on this one
Rant:
Yeah I’ve had that thrown at me a few times “when you getting a girlfriend/married?” Or my absolute LEAST favorite “when are we getting grandkids? And everytime I always answer “I’m not interested”
Cause I’m really not, having a relationship just seems like a waste of time, emotional investment, and (let’s be real) money. Like yo, parents, I’m absolutely interested in no one, I like having money and peace, and I JUST started my career so fuck off yeah? I can tell they don’t care about me being in a relationship as much as they do me bearing them grandkids
They’ve long stopped asking cause they think I’m a lost cause in that regard, thank god
But I’m still getting a vasectomy out of spite.
Well they are watching their lineage die. Don't get me wrong, they absolutely deserve it, but this is why (if you choose to have a family at all) you have a big family in the first place (go big or go home). That way when one or two or three of your kids decide its not worth it you'll still have the others to carry it on.
As an aroace & an only child, I fear the question...
Had a similar problem, so one day I answered "at this rate probably never, seeing as how people keep jinxing me by asking so much." They eventually stopped. :P
i thought he has unmarried uncle that lives in alaska as hunter
An uncle who I saw after like 20 years asked me that just yesterday the MOMENT WE WERE LEFT ALONE
I got you vesper, at this point my only filter is consent 😔
Im so happy my family accepted early on that neither me nor my brother have any plans on starting a family with anyone. The only times I hear that kind of question is when I go to the doctor and such. They ALWAYS ask.
My issue is more along the lines of my mom suggesting people for me to go out with. She knows it's hard for me to meet people right now (2nd shift tends to do that).
Real, except my family isn't annoying about it.
Soon to be 21, just found a decent job and also currently studying. My parents: Anyway, when you will get a girlfriend? Bruh💀
I'm going home for Christmas and now I have the same worry.
I'm 28 and I have this question behind me. xD
But I'm more of a 'I'm annoyed by most people I come in contacts in real life', so I just told them everytime, when I got this question, that' I just hate people, I haven't found the one I don't hate and want in my life, and that I'm happy with my current life situation'. Luckily, I don't get that question anymore and they just came to terms with it. 😂 And since my sister has a BF, my mom can at least hope for some grandchildren from her. 😅
wait Vesper sleeps and streams in a cave??? and he is getting old????? ¿why is he so relatable?
My parents pretty much gave up on me getting married lmao I'm having none of those "why you still single?" questions XD
aaa yes the legendary question 😅
That's like asking Sonic when he is gonna master chaos control before he even gets the seven emeralds.
I just told my parents to go ask my brother to get married cause I'm too lazy for this shit
i have 10+ yr age gap with my siblings and when my father asks me when im getting married i always tell him "dad, dont expect that from me. u have to wait for my sister." my sister who is still a minor lmao
For me, my parents never ask when I'll get married, luckily. Unluckily, instead, they say things like "when you get married" or "when you're married" like it's preordained by fate that I'm gonna get married. And I've already told them that I'm never gonna get married, multiple times, throughout my life, and they STILL talk like that. Granted, my stance might change in the future about marriage, but still, why do they do that to me.
They're casting spells on you maybe, trying to hypnotize you
My aunty and uncles when meet me in nutshell 🙄.
They stopped asking me when I told them "Haven't found a woman willing to put up with my bullshit yet."
So….when is Vesper getting married?
I'm going to guess ball it, I'm around Vesper's age or older and I'm in the right situation. I do have a great relationship with my family as well as my brother, and we both are constantly asked again and again, "When are you getting married?".
To be fair, there's overpopulation, we are at what? 8 Billion people on the planet? I don't feel in a rush to bring more people into this world and plus with the feminism as it is, its hard to connect with females now more than ever.
Anything a man says can be seen as offensive even if its not so. I do feel you Vesper, not to mention, being single is probably the best thing ever! xD
We aren't overpopulated, in fact there is now an oncoming severe population dip on the horizon that is getting closer as the standards of living in poorer countries rise due to industrialization. I'm getting ahead of the curve if I can and having a big family before it becomes cool again in about 50 years.
Everytime another person ask me that I only grin and never answer.
Sometimes I feel bad because they pray that I will get a husband soon but in my heart I don't want to 🥱
Fr fr
my mom ask that and I always answer if I find a chick who doesn't want to get married. she gets confused that I don't want some chick I knew for a couple of years to take half my stuff.
ngl can relate... can relate...
I got ask by my mom last week about this question too
Instead of asking me when I'm getting married, my mom is worried that I'm gonna get married someday. Because she knows me well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's worried for the poor girl/guy? XD
F Vesper :c
Apparently Vesper translates to Evening in Googlese
* "If their chromosomes have 2 X
Get married and have se-" *
Tell them when divorce laws stop being biased against men. Divorce rate is at 53% and 80% of them are initiated by the wife.
Maybe men need to stop being so nasty then 😭
@@-irumean-3919 You're right. Men definitely need to stop using their kids as bargaining chips to get more child support and alimony. Oh wait...
@@-irumean-3919 obvious troll lol