What Your FFXIV Jobs Says About You

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @musashihumar
    @musashihumar Год назад +1029

    I actually have played WHM while both high AND drunk at the same time. Kept an entire party alive during a Vauthry run. No idea how I managed that.

    • @benjaminbaird-kerr3500
      @benjaminbaird-kerr3500 Год назад +49

      If the party’s at my place and I’m still awake when everyone leaves fuck yeah I hop on WHM wasted

    • @ltrpwd
      @ltrpwd Год назад

      Try D8. I know people like to shit on it but it gives me this super strange focused high that slows down your perception of time. It’s like cheating, between GCDS it feels like I have ages to figure out the most optimal next cast, totally good for reactionary jobs like phys ranged.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ Год назад +34

      Ngl I play white mage like this a lot lmao. It's not hard, especially once you get access to level 60 abilities. I imagine other jobs would be far harder while crossed, I just love playing White mage and doing my silly little spins

    • @gokukaa
      @gokukaa Год назад +11

      Too relatable. That is Monk for me. Rotation stuck in my head for 5 years now.

    • @jimmorrison4ever529
      @jimmorrison4ever529 Год назад +7

      I'm a black mage Main so imagine how I felt trying to level Samurai which was SOOOOOOO boring to me. Like, how am I supposed to survive longer than 2 seconds in Crystaline Conflict being all up close with 4 people stunning me lololol

  • @NotSoSuperFraz
    @NotSoSuperFraz Год назад +901

    Kou: What's bigger than a Dark Knight sword? Depression
    Me a DRK main: He's outta line but he's right

    • @dagothdumbass7955
      @dagothdumbass7955 Год назад +22

      My holy trinity of big stuff as a DRK main
      - Sord
      - Depression
      - Vuln stacks to break TBN faster

    • @Spore9996
      @Spore9996 Год назад +1

      >Me, a WAR main: *larf*

    • @spacemarine6212
      @spacemarine6212 Год назад

      My depression leads to nutty dps so hey that's a plus i guess

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 Год назад +1

      a bunch of edgelords with a big sword and dark armor.

    • @UnrealAxel27
      @UnrealAxel27 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@dagothdumbass7955the real endgame

  • @imselene508
    @imselene508 Год назад +556

    ..se-… Selene is not a boring name… take it back 🥺

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 Год назад +45

      oh noooo poor Selene!
      Don't worry, it's a good name!

    • @leezahbat
      @leezahbat Год назад +34

      Awww... Selene is a lovely name, don't listen to him!

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul Год назад +40

      he's just jealous that he can't have that name.

    • @kalibbarnes9548
      @kalibbarnes9548 Год назад +2

      She died .. yesterday

    • @imselene508
      @imselene508 Год назад +1

      @@kalibbarnes9548 I KNOW.

  • @Stickarms99
    @Stickarms99 Год назад +359

    "Gunbreaker will fill up your hotbar faster than a catgirl getting filled up at the Balmung Quicksand"
    Leaving a like for that line alone

    • @tgr3423
      @tgr3423 Год назад +5

      I had to straight up pause the video and do a double take.

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin Год назад +419

    You forgot the greatest weapon in Machinist's toolkit.
    The Wrench.

  • @Olahmigo
    @Olahmigo Год назад +256

    Selene is the princess Daisy to Eos' Peach, and I will not accept the sister slander

    • @benpearson49
      @benpearson49 Год назад +25

      Although, remember when Selene were actually different? That was nice, can we go back to that?

    • @krekkaking
      @krekkaking Год назад +3

      I miss whispering dusk

    • @goldchampion200
      @goldchampion200 Год назад +2

      B-but they're the same person. Can someone be there own sister?

    • @cynthiahembree3957
      @cynthiahembree3957 Год назад +10

      look Selene goes with my Scholar glam and we all know that's more important

    • @leezahbat
      @leezahbat Год назад +11

      TBH, I prefer Selene, I like purple more than blue. lol

  • @jessethetall1700
    @jessethetall1700 Год назад +163

    As a samurai enjoyer I just want to be the storm that is approaching

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st Год назад +104

    Paladin's being virgins is canon, what people forget to mention is that once a paladin gets laid they become Warriors, but if they never get laid they become DRK. In other words, PLD is a crossroads.

    • @GayDemiDemiboy
      @GayDemiDemiboy 7 месяцев назад

      How do they become gun breakers?

    • @fnerXVI
      @fnerXVI 5 месяцев назад

      Just be like me
      RP as an Oathbreaker Paladin

  • @mannydani9180
    @mannydani9180 Год назад +118

    *sees spoiler disclaimer for Heavenward specifically*
    I'm pretty sure I know what this is
    Edit: yep, it's that one, to nobody's surprise

    • @TakahataStrify
      @TakahataStrify Год назад +4

      i finished that scene yesterday, i'm still recovering from the emotional damage

  • @valayna_2181
    @valayna_2181 Год назад +81

    As a fellow Viera player I can't believe you told us to wear a fedora when playing SAM.

  • @andreww479
    @andreww479 Год назад +83

    As a Sage and not a doctor, can confirm I have no idea what any of the Sage skills are called

    • @ursulcx299
      @ursulcx299 Год назад +34

      I think I know their names: The laser on the go, the dot laser, the aoe laser, the sh-heal-d one, the aoe sh-heal-d one, the panic button, the panic button for the whole family, the other panic button, the cube one.

    • @everlastingbeats
      @everlastingbeats Год назад +13

      Phlegm, caught a cold, Pepsi, hymen, and zoe is all I know🤭

    • @taleraristain6918
      @taleraristain6918 Год назад +16

      @@ursulcx299 LMAO dying at "panic button for the whole family"

    • @nobody-xh6ii
      @nobody-xh6ii Год назад +2

      ​@@ursulcx299 the panic buttons are super accurate LMFAO

  • @WingedAsarath
    @WingedAsarath Год назад +72

    Im a WHM main and i have never encountered someone who has so perfectly arriculated why i love it so much - I like not having to worry about a complex rotation or a bajillion cards or buffs, since it lets my brain focus on the mechanics going off around me.
    Also i decide who lives and who dies 😁

    • @SuperSaiyan46Gohan
      @SuperSaiyan46Gohan Год назад +3

      WHM: "If you piss me off....I'll rez you JUST TO KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN"
      Everyone else:😱😱😱

  • @iZombieMomo
    @iZombieMomo Год назад +87

    As a DRK main I now understand where my lack of damage is from, I am just too damn happy for my own good 😂🤣

    • @ryankelley9110
      @ryankelley9110 Год назад +6

      Yeah well you’re happy until you wipe UWU 30 times then your damage goes up each time

  • @TitanDraugen
    @TitanDraugen Год назад +390

    ....it's okay BLU. You're a real job in our eyes. :u;

    • @whisperingshadowXI
      @whisperingshadowXI Год назад +29

      The day squinex decides to make a new ff mmo and phase out ff14, they'll just say fuck it and make blue mages unrestricted with equal level cap as all the other classes.
      And the data centers and raid parties will tremble.

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing Год назад +9

      ​@@whisperingshadowXI and then it'll have all it's uniqueness stamped out like smn

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ Год назад +17

      ​@@whisperingshadowXI
      Iirc Blue Mage is a real job in FF11. Blue Mage is honestly one of those things you can't add afterwards without changing game balance entirely. Imo it has to be added at the start of the next MMO or else it's probably gonna end up a limited job again

    • @chysamere
      @chysamere Год назад +14

      We console ourselves with the knowledge that the reason we can't join normal groups, is because we are literally too powerful. We make the content too easy!
      A group of level 70 Blue mages has dps equivalent to a full ilvl group of level 80's.

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 Год назад +3

      Yeah I know it'll probably never happen but I'm just waiting for the day BLU becomes open for all content, not just predesigned roulettes and what not. They would be nightmarish in PVP though, I would pay money to see that. Can you imagine a group of Blue Mages in a Frontline?🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hquest
    @hquest Год назад +65

    Ah, another reference to Bigus Dickus, the legendary Roman commander honestly and truthfully depicted by Monty Python.

  • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
    @DarthAlphaTheGreat Год назад +61

    The video changed from “what your job say about you” to “here is a 100% accurate description for each job when they hire you”

  • @ArchetypeJack
    @ArchetypeJack Год назад +37

    As a red mage you know I always hit that disengage when fighting titan after my melee. Its so fun not living.

    • @Justitia_Nomen
      @Justitia_Nomen 4 месяца назад

      I was showing a friend playing healer where to stand when battling Titan. And then I backflip, soaring right over the side. Where to stand is off the ledge apparently

  • @tootsietucan
    @tootsietucan Год назад +71

    Ive had 2 dps actually fight each other to get my dance partner,bringing up logs,damage and etc. Pretty pathetic imo. I then saw the dark knight and thought "damn nice opener babe" and gave it to the tank. They were both silent afterwards.

  • @theangriestpigeon4403
    @theangriestpigeon4403 Год назад +217

    "faster than a cat girl in Balmung quicksands"
    Bro, you said cat boy wrong

    • @isayaragnes8066
      @isayaragnes8066 Год назад

      Ever since viera males appeared we no longer get the meat filling. It got so bad 90% catboys turned straight. What a disgrace.

  • @absollum
    @absollum Год назад +49

    I started as summoner because I heard how the summons could fight for you, and I love that kind of class. Unfortunately, I started playing in 6.1, and didn't know about the rework. Nearly quit the game, but decided to go to my second favorite ff job dragoon.
    My reason for loving dragoon was entirely to do with the aesthetic. I still don't like Kain and none of the other named dragoons ever drew me in, but god damnit the armor is always so cool.
    Glad I changed jobs because I would have never gotten to experience anything past ARR. I'll forever be dragoon because of that

    • @ShikiWantsA_Hug
      @ShikiWantsA_Hug Год назад

      7.0 drg is getting a rework

    • @MephistoGaming-zx3qh
      @MephistoGaming-zx3qh Год назад +3

      Honestly Kain was such an edgy asshole for the majority of FFIV
      Cecil at least had good character development from his journey of being a Dark Knight to becoming a Paladin

    • @nobody-xh6ii
      @nobody-xh6ii Год назад +5

      ​@Mephisto2996 Gaming personally idk who the 3 characters got mentioned for dragoon. I love dragoon because of Freya from FFIX who's a BEAST! especially with Trance jump!

    • @kevinsmithgaming
      @kevinsmithgaming Год назад

      I haven't played in almost 2 years and was planning to come back and play summoner? What happened???

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator Год назад +2

      @@kevinsmithgaming
      Complete rework of the class. Rotation is completely different, many of the skills are different. Carbuncle doesn't actually engage in any combat, they are similar to a fairy now in that you just need them out for a bunch of your skills to work but no more using titan as a tank etc..

  • @Reinamae2112
    @Reinamae2112 Год назад +31

    You forgot the sub-group of RPR players that were DRG mains that were FINALLY able to use their gear with another class.

  • @djosmi5083
    @djosmi5083 Год назад +15

    "...Red mages, well you're in the middle of wanting to be a healer and a damage person." "Just pick one! You're so indecisive."
    Well, as a red mage main, I can say that you don't understand us quite well. Why do we have to pick only one when we can be both?
    Plus, the job that wants the more attention is not astro, nor dancer, it is us, red mages! We want to be praised for our usefulness to the group! We want to be praised for our heals, our raises and buffs, for our comitment of replacing a healer when they die!
    And the true fear of a red mage is not loosing the melee combo because of a mecanic (you can just pause the combo, dodge the mecanic and continue where you stopped). No the true fear of a red mage is getting in a dungeon where the synchronised lvl is below lvl 64... or even WORSE! *BELOW 54* .
    Yes our fear is being as useful as a black mage... nothing can be more humiliating for us as loosing the powers to help others.

    • @ArkThePieKing
      @ArkThePieKing Год назад +4

      It's true, every Red Mage has a praise kink, we just want to be useful so damn bad.

    • @mooglerific
      @mooglerific Год назад +2

      @@ArkThePieKing nah i can confirm this is def as accurate as it gets fr

  • @stormychu5677
    @stormychu5677 Год назад +63

    The Voxer bit had me dying

    • @MoreOre563
      @MoreOre563 Год назад +15

      Him just standing there is such a Voxer thing

  • @NeocrimsonX
    @NeocrimsonX Год назад +33

    Bold of you to assume the fairy isn't the master.

  • @TenzaBurabura
    @TenzaBurabura Год назад +35

    I have never been so thankful for a spoiler warning! I'm playing heavensward right now and things are just starting to ramp up in excitement!
    Thank you!

  • @Slayer6244
    @Slayer6244 Год назад +70

    Lore-Wise it was explained in a Cutscene that the Paladins in XIV are Free Paladins, which means that they get all of the Power, without any of the Commitment or Oaths a Paladin usually makes
    This means that Paladins don’t have to commit to a Personality type or Role-Play in XIV, unlike other games like DnD, where if you do something Evil, you’re likely to lose your aligned Magical Element, as well as most likely lose your Connection to your God, along with your Class changing to Oathbreaker
    A bit obvious, but in XIV you don’t have to commit to the Oaths of Paladins, and instead Lore-Wise are free to become any and all other Classes like, Dark Knight, Black Mage, or Reaper and maintain your Light Aspected Powers

    • @antonsvyrydenko7717
      @antonsvyrydenko7717 Год назад +2

      In my DnD campaign I just choose evil god for paladin, and all going smoothly (I just have a crush on dark pld even in ff my pld looks more like drk, with Odin's helm and Odin's sword)

    • @Slayer6244
      @Slayer6244 Год назад +2

      @@antonsvyrydenko7717 Oh yeah, there’s some really good looking Darker Sets for Paladin that look really cool

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Год назад +2

      If you're not good-aligned, then you're not a fucking Paladin, you're a plate-wearing sword-and-board fighter with magic.

    • @miuletzmitzu6641
      @miuletzmitzu6641 Год назад +3

      @@xFlareLeon Says who? By definition Paladin means just "warrior" (if you take the original definition, when the word started getting used in the 1500s by the french). By gaming definition it differs from game to game, some have religious alignments, some are more related to ambition and righteousness than religion. So where's this law that says paladins need to be good aligned? If its the type with religious roots then who says those roots can't be an evil god (I mean, the christian god itself is pretty evil, and paladins seem to usually be based on that god, so they're already evil aligned lol)

    • @CrazyJayThaNinja
      @CrazyJayThaNinja Год назад +2

      ​@@xFlareLeon 1: a trusted military leader (as for a medieval prince)
      2: a leading champion of a cause
      Nowhere in either definition does it specify that anything you are doing is good-aligned. You can be a Paladin for literally any cause you deem worthy enough to swear allegiance too. That is the only prerequisite. Your oaths.
      The title Oathbreaker says in it's very name that the reason you became it is because you forsook your oaths. It doesn't say you did something mean, it doesn't say you did something evil, as a matter of fact, there is a canon Oathbreaker in BG3 that became so because *going against her orders was the right thing to do*.

  • @kunafox
    @kunafox Год назад +43

    As a MNK main, can agree with such statements. Already close to snapping seeing our animations get altered but never varied enough.

    • @Nihonguy
      @Nihonguy Год назад +7

      As a mnk main i fear every single update to this game lol

  • @viridianloom
    @viridianloom Год назад +17

    I'm one of the few Ninjas that doesn't play Ninja because I like Anime but rather because I like Ninja Gaiden. I think its cool that you're able to cast a lot of similar ninjitsu like you can in Ninja Gaiden Black.

    • @DrakeWurrum
      @DrakeWurrum Год назад

      Oh hey, I played that! Love a well-designed stealth game.

    • @cynthiahembree3957
      @cynthiahembree3957 Год назад +1

      I only play ninja because I heard it was complicated. That's kinda something I like in games

    • @qqu2182
      @qqu2182 Год назад

      I haven't played that, but heard of it! I'm not much of an anime fan, but I do really like the ninja turtles. Maybe that's subconsciously why I became a nin main. xD

  • @YuushioChan
    @YuushioChan Год назад +24

    As an AST Main I can confirm I love suffering

  • @LuckyRyo9989
    @LuckyRyo9989 Год назад +10

    Hearing the facts about Paladin im now really looking at myself, never before have i been called out so accurately.
    Srsly tho banger video i really enjoy your content (and thank you for including my girl in the PLD part)

    • @mrrpggamer2
      @mrrpggamer2 Год назад

      Ikr? It’s true though I’m a virgin and am not ashamed to say that he nailed it with PLD mains lol

  • @heathermcd89
    @heathermcd89 Год назад +14

    7:45 i was waiting for drak to show up lol

  • @xexo3567
    @xexo3567 Год назад +7

    So when a red mage back flips into the wall there cool. But when I as dragoon do it they call me a floor tank😭

  • @zesian5823
    @zesian5823 Год назад +16

    Me with arthritis: 🧍‍♂️
    "HOW DOES HE KNOW????"

  • @sophiekeller2989
    @sophiekeller2989 Год назад +11

    As a dancer main it feels super weird when peeps fight over dance partner in non-endgame duties?? I always give it to the prettiest glam bc if we're gonna combo we gotta match

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua Год назад +18

    As someone that started out XIV with DRG let me just say that I had no idea who he was, I never even played the game he's in. I just thought the armor looked cool and the dragon knight concept appealing.

    • @orionstardust2060
      @orionstardust2060 Год назад +3

      Same, cool armor go brrr

    • @Gat720Dua
      @Gat720Dua Год назад +5

      @@orionstardust2060 Pointy sticks goes brr.

    • @no00ob
      @no00ob Год назад

      I started as dragoon because my friend said it's the easiest lol

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 Год назад +2

      @@no00ob Your friend is... wrong, they're wrong. Lol

    • @no00ob
      @no00ob Год назад

      @@Stickarms99 I mean I got bored of the class pretty quickly, seemed easy enough to me and switched to black mage lol

  • @leezahbat
    @leezahbat Год назад +8

    As someone who has mained both Monk and Bard... how dare you be so correct and accurate! Also, was a choir girl in high school, so uh, Bard is a close I can get until they add a Singer class, lolololol. It makes sense that I chose Bard after many years (from 1.0 on) of being a Monk, I hear music soothes the raging Monk main, or something to that effect. Don't quote me on that.

  • @kellytamia9152
    @kellytamia9152 Год назад +6

    1:02 emotional damage
    10:25 “So if you’re into monsters” SAY NO MORE

  • @eightex9437
    @eightex9437 Год назад +2

    thank you for putting my yellow samurai in the video!! i stood in ul'dah not knowing i was gonna be picked

  • @Rya_the_jaded_tenno
    @Rya_the_jaded_tenno Год назад +8

    Yo I’m new to the game and this video helped me understand pretty much all the class jobs even if you ripped into some of them 😂 this was a very informative and funny video! I’m glad you don’t take yourself too serious. Keep up the great work! 👍

  • @CapnRaye
    @CapnRaye 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hey, just wanna say? Never god damned change. Your humor in your videos helped me during a very dark time
    Thank you for that.

  • @Voidvampy
    @Voidvampy Год назад +7

    When I first started playing FFXIV, I picked summoner as my main, and I can confidently agree with this video that it is a very easy class to play, especially when I do first time runs through MSQ. I find it's not easy to mess up and the spells are beautiful

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator Год назад +3

      It was a very controversial update that changed summoner because of that. I picked summoner originally because it had some crazy complex rotations and in a single update it went from one of the hardest to one of the easiest. I still enjoy playing it as a class but is sucks being constantly called out for picking an 'easy' class when many people picked it for the exact opposite reason. Also sucks that the took the actual pet stuff away, having titan tank for you when playing solo was pretty nice.

    • @asdoasdllasiuwiu
      @asdoasdllasiuwiu Год назад +1

      @@Subjagator yo same dude. smn back then was top 3 in dps with samurai and black mage. now its been reduced to being the easiest class. wish ffxiv would at least add a class that played like old summoner, cause the adrenaline rush of being top in dps while in a savage raid was amazing.

  • @Yuushiron
    @Yuushiron Год назад +4

    NOT FIRST??
    ANYWAY GREAT VIDEO ALREADY❤😭 keep it up, big sun 😳❤

  • @kharjo8099
    @kharjo8099 Год назад +11

    I main Dragoon, but only because I'm a Huge fan of Dragons, and the armor looks sooo good

    • @moedelaun
      @moedelaun Год назад +2

      Yeah. I main DRG but the branching and alternating rotation still trips me up so bad

  • @mrbushi1062
    @mrbushi1062 Год назад +9

    Listen I like Dragoon because of Freya in 9 she was awesome and her jump abilities carries xD

    • @rabidkittens5258
      @rabidkittens5258 Год назад +1

      I love dragoon too but it gets such a bad rap that I just avoided it... Lmao. I play the classes everyone makes fun of. LMAO fml we love bardssss

  • @wisteriawisteria-wn3qw
    @wisteriawisteria-wn3qw Год назад +14

    it just feels wrong not having the carby follow me everywhere, I originally was gonna go scholar instead of summoner but then I learned that scholar doesn't have carby I instantly changed my mind.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +4

      unlock both, play summoner and scholar gets free levels, or vice versa. Now you always have a dps and healer at level.

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator Год назад +2

      @@Nempo13
      I got to 90 on my smn. Now I have a level 90 healer that I have no idea how to use and am afraid to use in any group content because I will 100% screw it up and ruin every run.

    • @WingedAsarath
      @WingedAsarath Год назад +4

      Good news! They added that in the latest patch! Now you can glam your fairy into a carbuncle!

  • @Rakshiir
    @Rakshiir Год назад +9

    I started playing the game due to some friends, on a casual basis. Since no one of them play a tankjob main, I looked into them and decided to play Gunbreaker because it looked fun due to the many skills, off global CDs. And it is. It is fast, fun, and dishes out quite some damage, at least it feels like it. Skills look great, and it feels satisfying during your no mercy phases. I do wear the last job specific outfit, in red though, because I love the color. Obviously I am not objective about my character, but I think my Au`ra looks good in it.
    I did look into 3 other jobs, just to see a bit of other perspectives.
    Reaper for melee DPS, simply because the skills look awesome. Not gonna lie, thats basically why. Shit looks cool, thats enough for me.
    Redmage for a "caster" dps. Similar reason to Gunbreaker: it looked fun with the combo you get in the end. And it is. Also their class outfit? Yeah. I like it.
    Last: Dancer. Just a fun idea to be frank, something very different. And I like the mobility. I also kind of liked the irony of a big male Au`ra dancing around a fight.

    • @MephistoGaming-zx3qh
      @MephistoGaming-zx3qh Год назад +2

      You have a similar set up to me with my current 90s and the classes I leveled up first.
      Some friends of mine played but they didn't really have any tanks so I looked into that and landed on PLD which is and will always be my main despite the fun I have on other classes
      I leveled BRD next for a ranged DPS class (I was only PLD from when I started in Stormblood and then midway into Shadowbringers I leveled other classes and the transition from tank to DPS was night and day with how much I had felt I had to focus in duty roulettes)
      Next I leveled Arcanist for the fact that it could be a healer (Scholar) or a DPS (SMN) that shared the same exp bar so I covered 2 classes at once and had faster queues leveling as a SCH
      And then I leveled DRG for a melee DPS and its a lot of fun with a satisfying rotation that loops around itself
      Since then I have leveled every class to 50, healers to 60 (aside from SGE at base 70), and WAR and DRK to 60, while working on getting to omni90 and focusing on leveling tanks and healers over DPS while working on my commendations without begging for them. Recently I got my GNB to 90 and I've enjoyed it so much I'm planning on splitting my tank role depending on the needs of my group to be GNB or PLD based on what we need

  • @epzilonblue
    @epzilonblue Год назад +6

    and here I am who got into FF because of 7 and interest in Dragoon because of Freya in 9.

  • @Crynger
    @Crynger Год назад +6

    Kudos for forward and Back during mch! ♥️ Also, rpr main here, and yeah, we're cool af, coolest job no question. Can also tank for 3 whole seconds, so best support job in game.

    • @MephistoGaming-zx3qh
      @MephistoGaming-zx3qh Год назад +1

      Not to mention probably one of the best choices to solo PotD to floor 200 for the Necromancer title

    • @Crynger
      @Crynger Год назад

      @@MephistoGaming-zx3qh I never had the courage for that :D

  • @therollingthunder1
    @therollingthunder1 Год назад +8

    I'll be waiting for the Maid dress Kou. If Bulwark found its return to FFXIV for PLDs, Kaiten has the potential to come back. XD

    • @zirilan3398
      @zirilan3398 Год назад +1

      It's only gonna take like 3 expansions.
      I'm out there waiting to see the return to relevant positionals again.

  • @dfresh9565
    @dfresh9565 Год назад +2

    I dont even remember unlocking whm. I got drunk af one night, i vaguely recall giggling at the npc name "Biddy." Next day once i was sober i logged in and legit was startled. I was dead in a field in the east shroud and a level 10 cnj....i recall none of that...

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 10 месяцев назад

    I was playing this on the speakers when my sister came in right to hear all the innuendos about the tank classes. Then we sat down to watch the whole thing. Well done!

  • @AllieWhoops
    @AllieWhoops Год назад +23

    VOXERRRRRRR

  • @josephinejekyl5848
    @josephinejekyl5848 Год назад +3

    Astro is indeed a busy job. It's hard to get them cards off inbetween certain encounters. I like it but I'm so glad my sister used to main it because i can ask her wtf certain abilities do because i skim read on large descriptions sometimes. I got it down mostly. Just need to pace myself and not panic heal sometimes. We are getting through eden raids and it makes me fear for the future lol

  • @chelsthegameruiner8669
    @chelsthegameruiner8669 7 месяцев назад +1

    That line about FPS players, damn that hit harder than a truck. I cannot say this enough, my friend Nero dragged me into this game from Destiny 2, sat me down, and said "watch this" as he gunned down a crowd of enemies as Machinist.
    I treasure that memory, Nero is the only OG friend of mine from the Destiny raid group I was in that stayed by my side since my early highschool years

  • @Joetime90
    @Joetime90 Год назад +3

    I played WHM for 7-8 years (stopped in 2020 or 21). I never found the job boring. I always found ways to keep busy.

  • @Knightxel
    @Knightxel Год назад +8

    12:09 As a Red Mage main, I can confirm I’m a very indecisive individual. 😅

    • @brittaunfiltered4878
      @brittaunfiltered4878 Год назад +2

      Have you gained Kou's respect by backflipping off the platform? I am also a Red Mage main and I have done that more than once.

    • @Knightxel
      @Knightxel Год назад +1

      @@brittaunfiltered4878 Oh absolutely haha. It’s the quintessential Red Mage experience!

    • @jarack3256
      @jarack3256 Год назад +3

      @@brittaunfiltered4878 With RDM, DRG, SAM, and now Rpr, if you haven't backflipped or what not to your death at least once. You're not playing the job right. I main RDM. And have spent months getting use to using Engagement, instead of Displacement. And I'm still not 100% at not using it.

  • @Boltizar49
    @Boltizar49 Год назад +2

    You a FF14 player: "Summoner is the easiest job in the world"
    Me a WoW player: Oh so it's a Hunter
    Turns out some things are universal.

  • @CulltureShock
    @CulltureShock Год назад +2

    I feel a small sense of pride, knowing where each of those locations in the background takes place.
    Tho i dont play ffxiv anymore, i feel satisfied with the end of Endwalker.

  • @Anzumatsuri
    @Anzumatsuri Год назад +10

    Good to know that I am a baby summoner this is very helpful. :')

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Год назад +3

    Don't feel sorry for us Red Mages. We choose to do the slashy dashy, to sacrifice our damage to save the party's bacon, to amuse by Displacing ourselves right over the edge (because it's calling tonight), but most of all
    We do it for Verblind. That glorious moment of actinic agony is worth all the pain that came before, and which will come after.

  • @Aritso
    @Aritso Год назад +1

    While I was watching, you were talking about Ninja. The moment you finished saying "Players who have awful internet" was the moment my internet died for a few seconds and I thought the video stuck on a loading icon was part of the video LOL

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy Год назад

    4:20 Oh my god, I'm so glad someone else acknowledges that, it's such a satisfying noise. Doesn't make me want to play Scholar, but still.

  • @Caseic
    @Caseic Год назад

    I was totally waiting for you to talk about Blue Mages. Aka Enemy skill Jockies. I'm a monk, and you're right, I'm insane. But I'm also a ninja so it balances out

  • @andrachiel359
    @andrachiel359 6 месяцев назад

    Lmao, i love your humor :D Great video. I just discovered your channel and it's great!

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian Год назад +2

    12:51 I played enhancement shaman for a long time specifically because I enjoyed how active it was both as good dps but also team support with totems or emergency heals when someone took a bad hit or the healer's cc'd or the tanks just taking too much dmg for the healer to keep up during a rage phase. Red Mage sounds like a lot of fun for me - I really enjoy taking an active party roll as a DPS/Support. If I'd have to burn all my mana to rez team members, it doesn't matter if my DPS takes a hit: because I would have just prevented a wipe. Red mage sounds pretty awesome.

  • @Strangedispenser
    @Strangedispenser Год назад +9

    as a dark knight main I can confirm that depression = MORE POWER MORE DAMAGE 😈

    • @kay_faraday
      @kay_faraday Год назад +1

      doesn't seem right, i still grey parse

    • @simj202
      @simj202 Год назад +4

      @@kay_faraday just means you're not depressed enough.

    • @kay_faraday
      @kay_faraday Год назад

      @@simj202 I have my doubts about that

    • @KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond
      @KaithermiasTheChaoticVagabond Год назад

      Imagine gow funny it would be if dark warriors were a thing
      "Back in my day we were just too angry to be sad. We picked up our axes and just Unga and bunga. Now I lay in sorrow for when I'll Unga my last bunga".

  • @Yoyocreative
    @Yoyocreative Год назад +4

    I used to main WHM! I lived for the little heart attacks I'd get when my tank's HP went down by a big chunk 😅

    • @rabidkittens5258
      @rabidkittens5258 Год назад

      ITS SO STRESSFUL. I wanted to play ast and obv had to level a whm first... THAT SHIT WAS SCARY. Im not good being depended on lmao too much pressure ngl XD Everyone can just die. LMAO

  • @kurisu7885
    @kurisu7885 4 месяца назад

    Can't wait for a video like this about Viper and Pictomancer.

  • @andrewavina3872
    @andrewavina3872 Год назад +5

    I'm a DRG main and I simp for the floor and the death wall.

    • @nyxlecatte
      @nyxlecatte Год назад

      very relatable. also always test IF you can fall down :))

  • @svipulvalke9913
    @svipulvalke9913 9 месяцев назад

    This is the thirstiest FFXIV job description video, and I'm here for it

  • @sashacrossi
    @sashacrossi Год назад +2

    actual quote from a BLM who died to the AOE after birds in P7S:"There was enough time to drag me or use mitigation when I was closer. It's got nothing to do with numbers, it's literally just awareness". *as they were still hugging the edge of the platform while everyone was in the middle shielding and mitigating to survive.*
    First time I ever heard somthing like that, BLM Mains be wild sometimes.

  • @Xelitaz1
    @Xelitaz1 Год назад +3

    I actually still use Selene in remembrance from when she was the better pet to summon.

  • @taaro8324
    @taaro8324 Год назад +1

    Legit had me laughing! Great video!😂😂😂

  • @ZeraKonno
    @ZeraKonno 10 месяцев назад

    As RDM… backflip is just so much more fun! But of course we do use Engagement (I think) in place of backflip.
    BUT if there’s a wall during the boss fight… IM BACKFLIPPING!!
    I love being both a DPS and support. Then being able to rez our healers in case they got nuked is very handy! I’m not indecisive… sorta. But RDM has my favorite aesthetic and gameplay. Not too hard and not too easy. It’s very balanced in my tastes ^^

  • @JukeboxSymphony
    @JukeboxSymphony Год назад +1

    TRUE AND REAL literally playing drg bc of aranea my gayass couldnt resist. :thumbsup:

  • @jaxirraywhisper741
    @jaxirraywhisper741 Год назад

    I think it is a good video, it is 100% video and gunbreakers are cool. Honestly, unbiased gunbreaker main.

  • @magus13131
    @magus13131 Год назад +5

    Don't forget all the OG SMNs who had 70+ move openers that made you look like you were playing Mozart. SMN NOW is ez pz, but even just last expansion....

    • @DocPanda-dq3ks
      @DocPanda-dq3ks Год назад

      I actually like both the old and new SMN, although I would wish that they would merge Ruin 4 and Gemshine, then add 6 more Buttons xD At least

  • @EmberQuill
    @EmberQuill Год назад +1

    DRG main here and yeah... kind of accurate. Although I picked the class solely because I wanted melee dps and the spear weapons looked cool, not inspired by any particular character. I did learn how to not be a floortank, though. Eventually.

  • @heartofmythril
    @heartofmythril 4 месяца назад

    I'm a sage main now. I was a whm main for awhile. I like Sage because I like being able to always be doing something and throwing shields before damage is so satisfying.

  • @concerninghobbits5536
    @concerninghobbits5536 7 месяцев назад +1

    The only time I see DRK evade the edgelord jokes and it's the first LGBTQ class in any MMO. I heard LGBTQ class and was like oh? And then dark knight and I would've spat out my drink if I was drinking it. I knew there was something behind the edgelord vibe.

  • @remizjo3931
    @remizjo3931 Год назад

    Out of the description I'll be rockin Dark Knight as one of the top players xD

  • @Contevent
    @Contevent Год назад

    When I saw that video, I thought to myself that RDM was my fav class. And then I corrected myself saying actually SCH feels more natural to me. Paladin is great for his support. Ninja's debuff and magic makes it versatile.
    And then you said RDM were indecisive, and I felt seen...

  • @johnnyboy90528
    @johnnyboy90528 8 месяцев назад +1

    As a Warrior main, I honestly couldn't agree more.

  • @Setuaro
    @Setuaro Год назад +4

    Alright, I am legally obligated to tell you that Reapers their "monster" is a voidsent!
    It's a voidsent that they made a contract with that lends them their powers usually in exchange for aether or something else.

  • @madwhalegoesmoo
    @madwhalegoesmoo Год назад +1

    Played a Dragoon due to the Heavensward trailer looking awesome

  • @Strangedispenser
    @Strangedispenser Год назад +1

    another W video from the goat Kou

  • @TrueHunter999
    @TrueHunter999 Год назад +6

    lvl100 paladin skill: Holy Shit

  • @christopherjones5226
    @christopherjones5226 Год назад +1

    1:01 "Shields aren't that helpful..." Damn, hit'm where it hurts XD

  • @ELWicker
    @ELWicker Год назад +2

    Only starting playing in November and I'm so glad I found your videos. You're legitimately hilarious.

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 11 месяцев назад

    3:30, as someone that started on Thaumaturge, I’m really into mini games that allow um “stoning” in between such as fishing and triple triad, cause I sure as hell can’t in combat. Hahaha technically I’m a Goldsmith main now and live at the Gold Saucer.

  • @MissLilianae
    @MissLilianae Год назад +1

    EW WAR Can be summed up with the phrase: "The Job that's too angry to die."

  • @KrygerWolf
    @KrygerWolf Год назад

    just came across this ch. lmao love this vid 🤣 monk is my main job since I started the game.

  • @roflshield
    @roflshield Год назад +3

    i was a pally main pre-rework so yeah you can call me a depressed Dark Knight main lmao

  • @IsaacAutumn
    @IsaacAutumn Год назад +1

    You can never stop me from skipping cutscenes!

  • @eyedam
    @eyedam 10 месяцев назад

    SMN are some of the best callout givers when in a voice call. We have it a lot easier and it is way easier to memorize the muscle memory and adapt. And we also Rez, by the way...
    Oh, not speaking about me, but the potential.

  • @Incubookie
    @Incubookie Год назад

    My mains
    Tank: Dark Knight/Paladin
    Phys Melee: Samurai/Dragoon/Reaper
    Phys Ranged: Dancer/Bard
    Magic DPS: Red Mage/Summoner
    Healer: Scholar/Sage (but im trying to learn astro)

  • @i2xi
    @i2xi Год назад +1

    You know which job I feel sorry for, Blue Mage. Such a fun job, thats not alowed to do anything fun.

  • @brentsta
    @brentsta Год назад

    Thank you for convincing me I made the right choice coming back. Warrior is definitely the way to go, as I do not like dudes inside me.

  • @TigerYoshiki
    @TigerYoshiki Год назад

    After playing summoner I switched to Machinist and it was so much more fun. The job is dope.

  • @lohunterbyron3514
    @lohunterbyron3514 Год назад

    I’d give you two thumbs up if I could for the spoiler alert. Can’t tell you how many times I impulsively threw my phone to avoid spoilers cuz brain panik an forgot how to close phone.