Polish Voivodeships be like
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2023
- This video was going to be uploaded yesterday, but for some reasons I was only able to upload it today, my apologies.
Songs:
Greater Poland= Marsylianka Wielkopolska
Kuyavia-Pomerania= Republika - Biała flaga
Lesser Poland= Pudelsi - Uważaj na niego
Lower Silesia= Lady Pank - Kryzysowa Narzeczona
Lublin= Budka Suflera - Bal wszystkich świętych
Lubusz= Lipka Zielona
Łódź= Ich Troje - Zawsze Z Toba Chcialbym Byc
Mazovia= Czesław Niemen - Sen o Warszawie
Opole= Modé Ślōnzoki - Dźoucha Ślōnsko
Podlaskie= KAMILO - PODLASIE
Pomerania= Natalia Szroeder - Późne godziny
Silesia= Rota Śląska
Subcarpathia= Karczmareczka
Świętokrzyskie= Jestem Chłopak Młody
Warmian-Masurian= ŁYDKA GRUBASA - Rapapara
West Pomerania= Hey - Teksański
Ending= Polish cow
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Let me explain:
Greater Poland - Femboy and anarchist - Poznań citizens tends to be very leftist
Kuyavia Pomerania - Toruń is a Birthplace of Copernicus - the most famous polish scientist
Lesser Poland - Kraków is not famous becouse of history and architecture, but also brutal hooligans war beetween two football clubs - Wisła and Cracovia
Lower Silesia - lot of Neonazis
Lublin - the production place of the Lubelska liquor and its also have border with Ukraine
Lubusz - historical hometown of Sorbs
Łódź - the biggest working class city
Masovia - a rich buisnessman from Warsaw and his spoiled kids - stereotypical family from polish capital
Opole - hometown of german minority
Podlaskie - Białowieża forest is home for european bisons and the poorest and least developed polish citizens
Pomerania - a baltic fisherman from Gdańsk
Silesia - authonomic society and miner working in the biggest coalfield in Poland
Subcarpathia - the most conservative and religious polish citizens
Świętokrzyskie - Honestly IDK
Varmian Masurian - beautiful girls and historical state of Teutonic Order
West Pomerania - Lot of harbors and the Vikings - the ethnic residents of that region
TBH does anyone in Poland know what is going on in Świętokrzyskie? Like is there anything of note?
@@filiprohn1643 One of the best handball teams in the world seems pretty notable
@@TheRegeneratorOh, that's cool. Could have been used here then.
@@filiprohn1643 they have Holy Cross Mountais (thus the name of the region), a lot of really cool rocks, caves and old mines to hike arround, two awesome castles, nice and climatic towns and villages preserving their medieval architecture (or at least layout) mixed with soulless industrial hellholes like Ostrowiec or Starachowice. It's not great, not terrible
Podlasie comparing to north-eastern part of Masovian voievodship looks like Dubai. If I had to point least developed region in Poland it would be a belt arround towns Sokołów - Ostrów - Ostrołęka - Przesnysz - Mława.
Thank you for the detailed descriptions! I was several time in Bielsko- Biala and in Nowa Sól, i know that you have the east -west difference also. Greetings from Hungary!
This video shows Poland as a distinguished, fancy country.
Well, it is...
We don't talk albout Łódź-Bałuty, Sosnowiec, Radom, penis in the centre of Wrocław, and Św. Marcin
@@konsumen4006 that's why it's better in the north
@@konsumen4006 whats wrong with św marcin?
@@konsumen4006The penis is the reason why Poland is based
As someone that has never been to Poland, and have limitet understanding of its regions, I can say for certain that this is a video.
As someone who is from poland i can confirm that it is, indeed, a video
As a Pole with German passport I can really say: FÜR DEUTSCHLAND
A tak na serio: Niech żyje Polska
as a pole i can confirm: this is, in fact, a real video
I’m from Lower Silesia 😭 apparently we are all Gangsters or Neo Nazis (The Gangster part is true tho)
@@paulsevenitz616 jesteśmy lepsi niż ty.
Łódź is Polish Detroit XD
I have heard that Ostrava, just over the border in the Czech Republic, has been described as 'The Detroit of the Czech Republic', but I think that's more to do with being a hotbed of Soul music.
Mamy jeszcze Ohio i Florydę
Łódź is sorry for Ich Troje 😅
Za to bełchatów to polskie Chicago
@@Romanek68 Które regiony są ich polskimi odpowiednikami?
Podlasie being cavemen is just 👌
As someone from there i can confirm
you fucking nailed Podlasie - amazing stuff from non-Polish person xD
I'm from Podlasie and it's so true. We even trow rocks at this flying metal demons. Our delivery is so slow cuz they have to travel on bigs so no one will attack them. And we live in houses made of mud and dry grass. ✌
nope. Where's kononowicz? :p
@@merydorago pewnie jesteś z łomży xD
@@krysztaf Lepiej AUGUSTÓW
as a podlasian I can confirm we live in forests
And we like it this way
Even bialystok if you leave 5 mins from the center you can see the forest
@@user-qe8jr9in5b in my local city you can see forests from apartment windows
I love that even foreigners make fun of Podlasie 😂
0:15 the song in the back ground is called "Uważaj na niego" made by a rock band named Püdelsi that was created in 1985
Do Warmii i Mazur brakuje jeszcze lasów, grzybiarzy i oblężonych plaż jeziornych w wakacje
Prusy wschodnie a nie żadne Warmie i Mazury
@osobowoscrealistyczna2852
lol, serio będziesz trollować pod memowym postem z wojakami? xD
@@msl2299 ale ja mówię serio a losowy post postem ale powielanie bzdur trzeba hamować bo właśnie dzięki czemuś takiemu się rozpleniają
@@osobowoscrealistyczna2852Prusy wschodnie to były za Niemca, a teraz masz województwo Warmińsko-Mazurskie, które Polsce się należy za utracone ziemię po IIWŚ.
@@gonzalespopcorn4717 pieprzysz takie ignoranckie głupoty że się odpowiadać nie chce. Regiony mają swoje ugruntowane nazwy których należy się trzymać jeżeli mają cokolwiek znaczyć. "Warmia i Mazury" to głupie niespójne określenie bez sensu. Obecne województwa to bezsensowny niespójny zlepek który nie trzyma się konsekwentnie historii (wg ciebie można je sobie dowolnie zmieniać i zrobić nawet mazowieckie na śląsku czy co?). I najważniejsze - Prusy to nazwa istniejąca od zawsze i pochodząca z języków bałtyckich (którym bliżej do polskiego niż niemieckiego i tak samo jak Warmia) która od zawsze taka była przez wieki i niezależnie od przynależności politycznej. Ale co ja będę tłumaczył, pewnie i tak nie zrozumie...
Niech żyje Polska🇵🇱🇸🇪
:D
As a member of Lower Silesia i agree XD
Love Poland from Canada 🇨🇦🤝🇵🇱
I've moved from Kuyavian-Pomeranian to Polaskie and i can tell you it's suprisingly accurate
Biedaczysko !
Z biedy do biedy
@@WindowsDrawer Jako osoba z Kujawsko-Pomorskiego potwierdzam, że jesteśmy biedni i zapomnieni xD poza memami o bydgoszczy i może kopernikiem to nic nas nie wyróżnia
@@Sebowsky_ My z Podkarpacia mamy podobnie, jedyne memy o nas to to że mamy pełno Ukraińców i że jesteśmy zacofani
to tak jak wyjść z błota i wejść w gówno
Lowe Silesia is just like Silesia but with copper
No it isn't
More like "but with culture and nature".
And with crime
I love Poland from Italy🇮🇹❤️🇵🇱
Kurwa aż tak źle na dolnym Śląsku nie jest.
zawsze mógł wspomnieć o szczurach... nie jest tak źle 😂
PODKARPACIE JEST ZAJEBISTEEEE
NAJLEPSZE ❤❤❤
Podkarpackie górą.
If someone was interested, "Świętokrzyskie" may be translated as an adjective from word Saint Crucifix. It's a literal transpation so it's not correct, but I find it interesting
W kraine zapomnienia.
I wish Poland and its citizens good luck and happiness from Denmark
Finally someone made this! I'm so honored!
Much love to our brothers and sisters 🇵🇱❤️🇭🇺
Miłość do naszych węgierskich braci zawsze i wszędzie🫡🇵🇱🍻🇭🇺
I like our North-West neighbours. Now they're maybe one of the most helping nations.
Jako potężny Mazur pozdrawiam potężnych Warmian. A w szczególności "Kśyśka"
Aaaaahhhhh
WIEDZIAŁEM ŻE JAK MAZOWSZE TO "SEN O WARSZAWIE"!
Pinkne
Good job, greetings from Lower Silesia.
Love Poland from Ukraine. Co by nie było i co by się nie stało - od zawsze będę wdzięczny Polsce
So ban bandera.
Codziennie widać ta wasza wdzięczność 😄
Jesteśmy z Wami! 🇵🇱🇺🇦
Chwała Polsce i Ukrainie!
@@johnwayne6112Jak dorośniesz to zrozumiesz
Kocham Polskę i pochodzę z Francji🇫🇷❤️🇵🇱
les mêmes pressions de ceux qui tiennent
Les rennes elles m'enseignent
Pour une vie meilleure ne compter que sur soi-même
POLSKA, FRANCJA ten sam ból
@@tomxhardyHein ?
@@raviolithebest8644Jestem z Polski i tez nie wiem o co mu chodzi😂Kurwa bracie jakie renifery i dlaczego?
Its interesting you uploaded it the day of Polish Elections
Viva a Polônia, Com amor do Brasil 🇧🇷♥️🇵🇱
I could probably come back to this video in case I need a song for my 197 country music playlist for Poland
I used to live in Lubusz, love Poland from Germany
I knew a Polish man from Łodz. He was great. Might visit one day.
Better take that guy and go on the weekend somewhere else. There's nothing to do in Lodz :)
Except for some museums, though I don't consider them to be something interesting
@@user-qi8mv4xm6w Authentic Polish food, beautiful countryside nearby, museums, and interesting architecture are all I would need 👍🏾
@@user-qi8mv4xm6w There is a lot of cool ruins in lodz. For urbex enjoyer its best city in the world.
@@user-qi8mv4xm6wPreety much all of lodz is ruins.
Was surprised my state (easier than saying voivoidership) of lublin was shown in such a nice way
Neat
The song choice for Lower Silesia is hilarious! And the cow, of course.
Love Poland from Colombia 🇵🇱♥️🇨🇴
Ciekawy wybór miasta w kuj pomie, tak taktycznie żeby Bydgoszcz z Toruniem się nie żarła w komentarzach xD
Interesting choice of a city for Kuyavia-Pomeranian region, a tactical one so Bydgoszcz and Toruń wouldn’t Balkanize here
Grudziądz nie?
@@evo_3czasem nawet zapominam że istnieje, a mieszkam 30 min od Grudziądza. 😆 Bydgoszcz jest spoko... ale Toruń najlepszy. 😌
GRUDZIĄDZ STRONG
Świętokrzyskie🔝I'm from Greater Poland and I live in Kielce
If the songs u put in this video are indeed Polish they do make good music
They are, but if we're talking generally, we poles absolutely don't make good music nowadays.
We do make great music. And there's so much amazing underground music right now. Check out Heima, Wieże Fabryk, New Budapest, Lochy I Smoki etc. It's hard to even list them all.
@@WiidLover tak, kiedyś były czasy, teraz nie ma czasów.
@@WiidLover We do, it's just that nothing worth listening to gains substantial traction. I guess that's pretty universal these days though.
@@WiidLover Disagree. Unfortunately state sponsor a lot of shitty one.
Amazing vid, please do Denmark in the future ❤
Kocham Polskę ze Szwajcarii 🇨🇭
Love Piwoland from Spain 🇪🇦❤️🇵🇱
Very well done!
Dolny Śląsk moja mała ojczyzna
For April Fools do Transnistria.
Finally, new video 🎉
As someone from western pomerania I can confirm that indeed we are vikings 😂
Nice one, I'd love to see Croatian counties one day!
As a Croatian, me too
I lived in a couple of those, all 100% accurate mate xD
What amazing Podlasie place must be XDDD
It's not even a place tbh it's like a nature preserve, but for neanderthals instead of bison.
Polish redneck state. Lots of moonshiners and forest people. But it has beautiful thick forests, some of the oldest in Europe. And the largest concentration of European bison. Lots of other animals live there too: wolves, lynx, etc.
Since Poland joined Eu they are developing extremely quickly.
they have already discovered metallurgy.
@@madtechnocrat9234 Since you gained access to the Internet, you have developed rapidly
like toilet paper in city toilets
@@JedenastySynMalice You asked about podlasie,
and i have delivered you appropriate description. Don't shot the messenger.
Bro lublin is like the most chill place ever
after getting polish results in dna test its pretty damn fun watching this GG
Greetings from Kuyavia
Subcarpathia is accurate, everyday I see the same landscape,
Nice video! Czech regions next please
Czech regions are already done here: ruclips.net/video/FxyfW4jFpC0/видео.html
Hi from Poland 🇵🇱💕
The cow song made it into the outro
I agree with Lower Silesia, I live there
Zajebiste 👍
Podlaskie looks fun
0:00 HAHAHA byłem w Poznaniu i prawie nigdzie w Polsce nie widziałem taką dużą koncentrację LGBT-flag i dziewczyn z kolorowymi włosami jak tam
W takim razie trzeba naprawić nasz Poznań bo im się w głowach popierdolilo😂
@@Bakambol+1
Ja widziałem więcej w Wrocławiu. I dlatego jako rodowity wielkopolanin wolę wschód Polski. Lublin, Białystok, Rzeszów ❤
uwazal bym z tymi "dziewczynami" bo to ja moglem tam byc
Podkarpacie najlepsze gigachad sigma 😊
Hubiera sido epico que al final hubiera puesto a la vaca bailando
As your Turkish subscriber it’s time for u to make a Turkey regions 🇹🇷 video😊
kocham wychodzic na pole i dusic sie powietrzem pozdrawiam z malopolski bardzo accurate
0:01 I am from Greater Poland, but I have never met any femboy or Anarchist, the fact that our region is the only LGBT-friendly one in Poland is due to the Mayor of Poznań, who, however, was called a traitor by us because he is also a declared Communist, while Anarchy in There is no Greater Poland, because it was in Greater Poland that the foundations of the Polish state were laid and for most of the time Greater Poland was the core of Polish lands. It was in Greater Poland that the only victorious uprising broke out and immediately after the regime in Trier, the lands of Greater Poland were incorporated into the borders of Poland. In Greater Poland, people, contrary to appearances, are the most patriotic towards the rest of the country and no one is thinking about overthrowing the democratically elected government, but when it comes to what Greater Poland is really famous for, it is primarily the famous Poznań Fair, i.e. trade, trade and once again trade, that's why it is customary to say that Poznań people are greedy, the second thing common to Greater Poland is the cuisine, such dishes as "pyry z gzik", i.e. potatoes with cottage cheese and chives, or "zupa z korbola", i.e. pumpkin soup sprinkled with pumpkin seeds, or "Zrazy z "szagówka", i.e. minced meat wrapped in ham with such thinly cut dumplings, are the basis of the Greater Poland diet, another thing worth visiting are castles and palaces, such as the one in Kurnik, Rogalin or Stobnica. Greater Poland also has the second largest forest in Europe, the Notecka Forest on the Noteć River, in Poznań you can even visit two zoos and an amusement park, there are various places where you can taste dishes from all over the world, In Poznań you can visit the armored weapons museum where they have various armored vehicles, tanks and cannons, in the Poznań City Hall you can watch the famous Poznań goats banging their horns, in Poznań and many other cities in Greater Poland you can do the shopping of your life, for example in Chodzież we produce world-class porcelain, in Oborniki you can use the best hairdressers in Poland, in Szamotuły you can buy the newest clothes from Parisian salons, in Poznań there are a lot of restaurants, theaters, cinemas, you can also find entertainment for adults, well, I'm not saying that it's not, after all, they say that Poznań is a city of experiences, when I see all these memes on the Internet mocking Greater Poland, my heart breaks ... 😥💔
Just 2 corrections: It's Opolskie and Lubuskie instead of Lubusz, but loved the video 👍
This clip is mostly spot on 😆 Łódź and Białystok are the biggest meme-cities in Poland
Łóóóóódź!! ⛵
I am going to subcarpathia! Hopefully I'll make many friends for the six months I stay there!
Epic
Pozdrawiam wszystkich z Podkarpacia.
can you do faroe islands yeah i know that not a simple one
❤ from Silesia
No mention to Chopin?
Could be for Masovia, as that's where he was most of his life (until he moved to France)
Ja pochodzę z kujawsko-pomorskiego woj pozdro 🇾🇪
as a person from silesia, i can confirm
Gold
love polish and the poland from Brazil :)
0:25... EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Silesia
Jakim prawem w Wielkopolsce nie leciały Strachy na Lachy albo Pidżama Porno (najlepiej Piła Tango albo Ezoteryczny Poznań) to ja nie wiem.
A tak poza tym to piękny filmik
śmiechłem
That Hey song f*ckin rules!
only bisons and forest creatures in Podlasie
Upload on day of voting...
Nice video And make czech regions 🇨🇿
Accurate
Opole en donde nacio Klose al ver el hombre aleman
One of the few countries of my many origins that i haven't visited yet
I should.
No.
I MUST!!
wiat west pomerania was Szczecin right?
Czemu nie ma cebularzy w lublinieee
Co tu są za pomysły!!!
West pomerania song? ❤ sounds good.
HEY - Teksanski
Silesian rota ;_; u could give gołymbiorze or something else
Hagan un video asi como este del reino unido y sus territorios de ultramar
I co ma pokazac?Rozwścieczonych muzułmanów i syf na ulicach?Nic ciekawego niestety😬
Bajo-jajo bajo-jajo 😂
podlasie
Send greetings
For Lubusz you need to put "Ruda tanczy jak szalona"🥺👉👈
Btw. I am not Polish but if any Pole wonders how I know that you don't want to know 💀
how?
@@tylkoodraoksazpozyciakres Thanks to a channel named Giogrefi 😳
Поздрав друже!!
Одакле си?