Funny Things People Say In Shenmue Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2020
  • Funny Things People Say In Shenmue Part 1

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  • @FlamingShutter
    @FlamingShutter 4 года назад +1646

    Years ago...I was Chinese.

  • @tetsu1000
    @tetsu1000 3 года назад +683

    "Years ago...I was Chinese."
    he remembers Yayoi immigration

    • @befyutred00
      @befyutred00 2 года назад +3

      Lol funny😃

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 Год назад +3

      This isn't Japan. The game takes place in Hong Kong. Although that's still hilarious. 😂

    • @venomous1908
      @venomous1908 Год назад +18

      ​@@KSmithwick1989 yes but that's in the second game, this is the first game which takes place in Japan

    • @h.j7469
      @h.j7469 10 месяцев назад +4

      Years ago I was Chinese (put's on his Kwantung Army Uniform)

  • @frds_skce
    @frds_skce Год назад +208

    "Excuse me"
    "Oh, no no no no... I just can't now."
    Literally me

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 9 месяцев назад +6

      I've had people say this to me at work
      and I wonder how they survive the winters

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@gyozanomics Life sure is tough when you can't communicate with people.

  • @MrShurik3n
    @MrShurik3n 2 года назад +500

    "Just between you and me, I got me a pair of very rare jeans"

    • @dante666jt
      @dante666jt 2 года назад +14

      I'm interested

    • @MrShurik3n
      @MrShurik3n 2 года назад +5

      @@dante666jt i expect nothing less.

    • @dante666jt
      @dante666jt 2 года назад +2

      @@MrShurik3n send pig deer

    • @i.vanovgeorgiy
      @i.vanovgeorgiy 2 года назад +5

      Is that so?

    • @Zinervawyrm
      @Zinervawyrm 2 года назад +6

      You have a pair of Levi's from the 1800s? Damn That is rare! They can be worth a few thousand!

  • @_.fox._370
    @_.fox._370 Год назад +312

    I love how "Nah, I'm not that good" is the most natural un-scripted sounding line in this video

    • @dvdbox360
      @dvdbox360 9 месяцев назад +10

      that was GREAT

    • @suraangel6956
      @suraangel6956 3 месяца назад +2

      LOL ikr, it was so abrupt. And I had to listen again because it sounded like he was negating the previous comment. I almost missed the "I'm" in that lol

    • @montygeorge4841
      @montygeorge4841 7 дней назад

      “How good of a voice actor are you?” “Nah I’m not that good.”

  • @borgarhed8231
    @borgarhed8231 2 года назад +517

    1:11 greatest fight in history

    • @markc5413
      @markc5413 2 года назад +29

      That was a stuntman taking a dive. Still had that blade of grass in his mouth.

    • @BocajTreplow
      @BocajTreplow 2 года назад +5

      Reminds me of DeNiro in The Irishman

    • @CykPykMyk
      @CykPykMyk 2 года назад +3

      looks like nico bellic

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 2 года назад +24

      lol the emotionless kick really got me

    • @E1N101
      @E1N101 2 года назад

      @@markc5413 *grasses

  • @COYSMate05
    @COYSMate05 2 года назад +246

    That old man was like: "yeah based on his name he's in a chinese mafia gang that hangs out at this bar on thursday nights, and he lives on this specific street"

    • @exterbulator
      @exterbulator 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 2 года назад +2

      That came up as soon as I read this

    • @savesemnot1652
      @savesemnot1652 Год назад +9

      That seems funny, but I *think* what he was trying to say is that Lan Di sounds to him like some sort of alias (we find out later in the series that it isn't his real name).

  • @lodiddy1995
    @lodiddy1995 2 года назад +350

    1:58 "He wears glasses and a black jacket and has a tattoo on his arm."
    Woman: *Weird and unnecessary sexual moaning*

  • @Konoko_kun
    @Konoko_kun 3 года назад +271

    1:55 "Hun, my eyes are up here..."

  • @jimjohnson6944
    @jimjohnson6944 Год назад +336

    "I'm just fine and dandy!"
    "Are you sure?"
    11/10 🤣🤣

  • @fleefromreality2441
    @fleefromreality2441 Год назад +297

    that nonchalant kick at 1:15 is precious

  • @savesemnot1652
    @savesemnot1652 Год назад +53

    "Sorry, I'm in real hurry. Can't talk right now." **Stands in place for 12 hours.**

  • @GFunk4YoTrunk88
    @GFunk4YoTrunk88 3 года назад +101

    Ryo "I see" Hazuki

  • @CrocvsGator
    @CrocvsGator Год назад +76

    "Ryo, why don't you just use the internet?"
    Ryo: "I tried, but searching for Sailors, Red Light District, and Double Blow just yielded a bunch of videos I feel uncomfortable talking about."

  • @youtubeuser5683
    @youtubeuser5683 Год назад +54

    "I'm broke! I can't afford to drink." - a responsible businessman

    • @chrisnichols9014
      @chrisnichols9014 Год назад +2

      That is something DSP would say, I swear. lmfao

  • @xavierplymptonstongue54
    @xavierplymptonstongue54 2 года назад +100

    0:02 Same energy as “wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”

    • @eliassanchez1112
      @eliassanchez1112 2 года назад +5

      Sheesh Imagine ryo threw a fit like what the hell you said to me

  • @entername9473
    @entername9473 Год назад +46

    "I can't serve you alcohol but have a seat."
    " Thanks."
    "How about a Cola?"
    3:13

  • @anonymuz_guy9820
    @anonymuz_guy9820 3 года назад +91

    "So are you Chinese or Japanese"

    • @elcreyo
      @elcreyo 3 года назад +40

      I used to be Chinese but that was years ago.

    • @gazda9272
      @gazda9272 3 года назад +14

      In China my name was Su Jian Ren.

    • @goatherds
      @goatherds 2 года назад +11

      “ Laotian “

    • @FrozenJedi38
      @FrozenJedi38 2 года назад +1

      "Years ago I was Chinese... Now I'm naturalized Japanese!"

    • @Zinervawyrm
      @Zinervawyrm 2 года назад +8

      @@goatherds Which ocean?

  • @inzane86
    @inzane86 Год назад +33

    One of the funnies things is how it goes to a close up cinematic camera despite the npc not having anything useful to say

    • @Revan-1466
      @Revan-1466 8 месяцев назад +2

      “How about a Cola?”

  • @Playbeyond24
    @Playbeyond24 2 года назад +78

    Nobody seemed to know anything in this game! It felt like half the time you spent it asking people things and them going 'hmmmm...I don't know' lol

    • @cafec-dt8lk
      @cafec-dt8lk Год назад +8

      It took me a whole day knocking on every door in Sakuragaoka and Yamanose, I was trying to find Yamagishi-san but no one was home and those who were told me to come later.
      I had to find a guide XD

    • @tastyDungeon
      @tastyDungeon Год назад +17

      To be fair it's only realistic that most people wouldn't know

  • @jakec947
    @jakec947 2 года назад +22

    “The Double Blow was developed during the 16th century.”

  • @thememerytp1414
    @thememerytp1414 2 года назад +114

    Are we just not going to mention how coldly Ryo shut down that guy in the last one?

  • @munuku
    @munuku 2 года назад +74

    2:02 "... wears a black leather jacket and has a tattoo on his arm." So how is one meant to see the tattoo?

    • @dariusofwest
      @dariusofwest 2 года назад +7

      O_O I didn't even think of that LOL!

    • @edzehoo
      @edzehoo Год назад +13

      well, he's asking a prostitute. I'm pretty sure if she was with him ,she'd have seen him without his jacket.

  • @jamesbrincefield9879
    @jamesbrincefield9879 2 года назад +29

    It wouldn’t take much work to turn this into a video game about nonchalantly cruising for gay sex.

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 3 года назад +29

    "Nowadays, soccer is HIP!" :D

  • @johnetanneso5095
    @johnetanneso5095 Год назад +13

    "Tell me about the black car ? "
    "What ? "
    😂😂😂😂

  • @audiofactory3058
    @audiofactory3058 5 месяцев назад +3

    "tell me about those men in the black car"
    "Whaaat!!??"
    🤣🤣

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 Год назад +22

    _"I'm trying to find some sailors."_
    Ryo.... never ever ever, say that to a woman!

    • @Fryguystudios
      @Fryguystudios 8 месяцев назад +2

      She sees sailors every night.

  • @jamesbrincefield9879
    @jamesbrincefield9879 2 года назад +65

    I feel like this could go on for much longer than 3 minutes.

  • @suraangel6956
    @suraangel6956 10 месяцев назад +10

    1:39 "I heard you were splashed with mud from a speeding car"
    the way he said such a plain statement hit different lol as if what he just said was the first time anyone had ever said that. a philosopher

  • @szymonw1143
    @szymonw1143 Год назад +17

    1:23 Imagine that you have a name that makes people think you are a mobster when you introduce yourself.

    • @smoppet
      @smoppet 9 месяцев назад +4

      In some gangs, criminal nicknames can be given, so this makes sense. Like, no one would be calling you that name unless you were a mobster.

  • @jerro95
    @jerro95 2 года назад +19

    "Years ago I was Chinese" WTF. How can you have been Chinese? What are you now then?

    • @jerro95
      @jerro95 2 года назад +5

      @El Filipino de Cebu There was no context so it sounded out of the blue.

    • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
      @keepitsecret-dl1pr Месяц назад +1

      because this game's translation is dumb

  • @cliffturbo2146
    @cliffturbo2146 Год назад +6

    2:08 he doesn't sound "okay" at All.

  • @SiddharthSinghFiery69
    @SiddharthSinghFiery69 3 года назад +150

    Mario, would you teach me Chinese ?
    TRY ASKING CHINESE PEOPLE ABOUT CHINESE !

  • @jaseaquino
    @jaseaquino 3 года назад +23

    *"Huh?! Get outta my space school boi!"*

  • @heidiichigo-san3927
    @heidiichigo-san3927 3 года назад +31

    Those Sukeban chicks man, ready to lay Ryo down on the spot hilarious

  • @CatAtomic99
    @CatAtomic99 2 года назад +25

    I need to learn the double blow before I meet the sailors.

  • @selenabonilla2281
    @selenabonilla2281 3 года назад +31

    damn he gathered ALL that just from a name

  • @BBoy4040
    @BBoy4040 Год назад +6

    0:09 is literally any time someone tries to stop me on the street

  • @hornedcrusader9485
    @hornedcrusader9485 3 года назад +13

    "When I watch the shop...I get a piece of strawberry cake!"
    Ugh......

  • @RThr33Robbie
    @RThr33Robbie 2 года назад +13

    Two words:DOUBLE BLOW!!!! I'm dead 🤣🤣☠

    • @TheOtakuKing
      @TheOtakuKing Год назад +1

      Also was develop in the 16th century!

  • @yep8058
    @yep8058 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:12 it looks like the thug rolls himself over while Ryo is just holding his hand! lmao

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando 7 месяцев назад +2

      All they had to go on to animate it was 1970s Kung Fu movies from Hong Kong.

  • @tricouleur9689
    @tricouleur9689 2 года назад +14

    Behold the double blow!
    “Ziiiiip”
    👁👄👁

  • @jrno93
    @jrno93 3 года назад +15

    "IMMMMM OKAYEEEE" some drunk dude

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 Год назад +2

      XD Love him! And then sometimes Santa's drunk too!

  • @postwhateverwhenever
    @postwhateverwhenever 3 года назад +51

    2:09 jyp?

  • @dredddizzah9705
    @dredddizzah9705 2 года назад +11

    2:57 Look at this and tell me these creatures are human

  • @silentrock599
    @silentrock599 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:33 Damn, even the writers knew that the “I’m looking for sailors” line sounded gay. 😂

  • @SONICBOOM1889
    @SONICBOOM1889 Год назад +1

    2:07 LOL, he sounds like abe simpson

  • @Lightboiardo
    @Lightboiardo Год назад +8

    The Lore about the Double Blow puts to shame even the Warhammer franchise.

  • @jasonchow6475
    @jasonchow6475 2 года назад +10

    1:10
    The floor is made out of floor

  • @thehockeygentleman8943
    @thehockeygentleman8943 10 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite is "Oh, no, no, no. I just can't now" Wish I could use that on my coworkers

  • @1000ChocolateChips
    @1000ChocolateChips 3 года назад +40

    1:07 Tom will not stand for performative allyship and implores you to raise up marginalized voices instead of speaking over them

  • @ARDG89
    @ARDG89 Год назад +8

    the double blow moments were cut and edited throughout this video perfectly hahahahaha and toms "im broke i can't afford to drink" i never understood as a kid but hit me so hard when i replayed in my later 20s. lol

  • @wowzagh
    @wowzagh 2 года назад +5

    2:19 personal reference for 'years ago I was chinese'

  • @audiofactory3058
    @audiofactory3058 5 месяцев назад +1

    That jackpot guy was full of excitement in voice but not in expression lol🤣

  • @elvinasss2767
    @elvinasss2767 Год назад +6

    Damn near spilled my coffee :DD
    2:12

  • @dante_849
    @dante_849 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Sailors? I see lots of them in the evenings." I bet you do LOL

  • @espurresso
    @espurresso 10 месяцев назад +3

    ryo’s va sounds like he’s reading the script for the first time

  • @salg23
    @salg23 4 месяца назад +2

    “Try asking Chinese people about Chinese” from Tom gets me every time😂😂

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 3 года назад +28

    2:21

  • @remixsolo
    @remixsolo Год назад +2

    "I hit the jackpot! Must be my lucky day!"
    Channeling that Oliver Swannick energy, I see.

  • @NoExplosionsMcgee
    @NoExplosionsMcgee 2 года назад +8

    *I HIT THE JACKPOT*
    *MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY*

  • @101jir
    @101jir Год назад +4

    "Years ago... I was Chinese" got me XD

  • @thec.e.oofbasedindustries8013
    @thec.e.oofbasedindustries8013 9 месяцев назад +3

    I bet there are people who want to buy a Dreamcast just to interact with these individuals

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 2 года назад +6

    “nOwAdAys sOcCer iS... HiP!”

  • @oceanman5247
    @oceanman5247 2 года назад +4

    "try asking chinese people about chinese"
    "years ago... i was chinese"
    HEKP I HSHDJ

  • @ktc776
    @ktc776 2 года назад +3

    0:53 *Top 10 saddest anime scenes*

  • @halimech1
    @halimech1 11 месяцев назад +3

    I love how this sounds like any game lobby with a bunch of 12 year Olds

  • @feiwong3634
    @feiwong3634 2 месяца назад +1

    I know all the dialogues from Shen1 from memory, one of the games of my life.

  • @eyeinthecorner3285
    @eyeinthecorner3285 3 года назад +8

    "How 'bout a Cola?"

  • @MadGamerRus
    @MadGamerRus 5 месяцев назад

    "I'm broke, I can't afford to drink" is my motto now. He sounds frustrated but also assertive in his point of view)

  • @privilegedchromosome
    @privilegedchromosome Год назад +1

    Love it. Thank you for sharing. Subscribed.

  • @ecko1922
    @ecko1922 3 года назад +19

    NAH IM NOT THAT GOOD

  • @bboyjmc
    @bboyjmc 3 года назад +17

    This is gold 🥇 🤣😂

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 2 года назад +13

    *breaks arm
    “Damn your pretty tough!”

  • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
    @KabirChattopadhyay1991 11 месяцев назад

    "Oh...no no no. I just can't now.". -my internal monologue every Monday morning.

  • @mikasablackerman6776
    @mikasablackerman6776 Год назад +1

    “Oh no no no no. I just can’t now” when you have social anxiety

  • @Lxki67
    @Lxki67 7 месяцев назад +2

    Yakuza before Yakuza

  • @user-pn1fe6sg2w
    @user-pn1fe6sg2w 4 месяца назад

    "Sailors? I see lots of them in the evenings." 😏

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 2 года назад +1

    Ryo: Excuse me
    NPC: *Existential dread*

  • @zibberebbiz
    @zibberebbiz 9 месяцев назад +1

    I did some voice acting work once and 1) there is a really really low bar and 2) when you have to do multiple characters, you run out of voices really fast

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 Год назад

    Ahh great memories playing this..absolutely ridiculous.

  • @jellyboy123
    @jellyboy123 Год назад +9

    i love this game its getting better with age.

  • @fabiodewitt9140
    @fabiodewitt9140 3 года назад +9

    No, no, no... I just can't now.

  • @majorlooks8702
    @majorlooks8702 Год назад +1

    “i got NOTHIN to say to ya” 😂

  • @JP47471
    @JP47471 2 года назад +32

    "I saw a guy wearing this weird coat.
    It was a deep green."
    That was pretty normal and not a funny or weird thing to say.

  • @VIVISALT
    @VIVISALT 2 года назад +2

    “Is that so 🤔”

  • @Wiseman108
    @Wiseman108 2 года назад +3

    0:41 I bet you do.

  • @acidescape6304
    @acidescape6304 3 года назад +5

    0:08 hmmmm, normal...

  • @euniesthebaws_freepalestine
    @euniesthebaws_freepalestine 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Soccer is hip"

  • @supremequantv6887
    @supremequantv6887 3 года назад +9

    Me? Well

  • @timkasansky2528
    @timkasansky2528 Год назад +1

    i'm playing this again after 20 years and it's funny like people behave like Ryo is better than them (maybe because he has higher polycounts?) and the women are all over him and him shutting them down every time lol

  • @jarskil8862
    @jarskil8862 5 месяцев назад

    0:09 When I get asked to work overtime 10 minutes before the shift ends:

  • @ARDG89
    @ARDG89 Год назад +1

    as a black guy i want to go to Yokosuka, Japan one day with toms same outfit, same sunglasses and a dreadlock wig on to see if any of the japanese people there get the reference

  • @MarcoSimple1Videos
    @MarcoSimple1Videos Год назад +1

    1:03 i hit the jackpot ! must be my lucky day !

  • @SuperMiIk
    @SuperMiIk 3 года назад +2

    The thumbnail "I'm ok"

  • @capscaps04
    @capscaps04 Год назад +21

    I always apreciatted how this game tried to be realistic even though it didn´t aged well for today standars.

    • @101jir
      @101jir Год назад +3

      You had me at "I always appreciated how this game tried"

    • @iansrife5107
      @iansrife5107 Год назад +11

      @@101jir Me? Well...

  • @AccelerateHedge
    @AccelerateHedge 10 месяцев назад

    Alright, I've seen enough. I think I want to play this game.

  • @rockyrocky3007
    @rockyrocky3007 9 месяцев назад

    How about a cola? 3:13 😂

  • @reginaldpitifuqmcgee420
    @reginaldpitifuqmcgee420 4 месяца назад

    This almost feels like an adult swim special.