@@mrmeowingtonw I guess what he's meant was the characters tendency to indulge in tangentially and circunstanciality. Yeah it sounds ignorant, but I'm guessing the intention was to point out the traits ( which is strange especially in the lack of actual Schizophrenia)
It sounds like the voice of the kid decided to be bad on purpose just to mess around and the director was like "Beautiful, that goes in the final game."
I want this kid to swim in the sea and never come back if you catch my drift. Never have I felt such hatred and repulsion towards a fictional being, let alone a child one.
I think it's the cadence of the speech and the emphasis on unusual words in the sentences that makes it sound like a story written by an alien doing it's best to sound human.
My girlfriend was excited to play the Shenmue series until I showed her a clip of this kid. Six years later, she has agreed to play it but only in Japanese. Update: We have played them in English and the result is she has now a post-modern conception of how to experience voice acting.
I'm old AF and I have seen war and shit but watching this video for just a minute was enough to make me lose my sanity. why the fuck the animations and voice acting had to be so mental LOL
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"Whats soy sauce?"
>kid immediately describes it a second later
"The black salty stuff?"
Maybe he wasn't sure about it
Accurate to how real kids are
sure, but describing it that amount he did he will still need more information to get whole understanding
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"Hm. Is it yummy?"
"Me? Well..."
That certainly depends! I personally love wasabi sauce. It's a love or hate it thing definitely.
im dead XDDDD
Haha "completely normal conversation with a kid" video reference hahaa!
mmmmmMMMMMmMmm
Lmao💀
'tell me about japan'
"well.."
*'tell me about japan'*
"well.."
*" t e l l m e a b o u t j a p a n "*
Then Ryo's whole world starts to spin and the scenery begins to melt!
"Me? Well..."
Look at the time...
My god , this game😂
“What’s soy sauce” (throws up gang signs)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHHHHHASD
HHHHHHHHHH
he really said “crips 4 lyfe”
😭☠️
Is he supposed to be from Louisiana? Lmao
Sure sounds like it haha!
Lmfaoooo
Lol
He's Cantonese so basically the southern version of Chinese.
All those swamp mountains...
Me asking the chef: "Wasabi, is it different from chili?"
Chef: "Yeh, it's green."
All the information you need to know lol.
*I WANT SOME* *I WANT SOME*
@@mnnwdr Ryo then regrets everything he told the child.
That’s the only distinction between wasabi and chili
@@roddydykes7053 there are green chillies though
its like two A.I trying to communicate.
OMG that is so accurate lmao!
So fucking true bruh
We have two quiet and weird kids in my school, we call them "the broken A.I" and yeah, they talk to anyone just like this
Fun fact: AI voices sound way more natural than this.
These conversations sounds like what the textbooks say if you’re learning English in a foreign country.
The kid is very scholarly!
English Lesson 1: Wasabi.
English textbooks in my country use normal conversational English though 😂
@@psychadelicpotato8580 it's not used anymore bro, but school until 2000s used it
Yeah, sounds like the audios from the cds that came with the english books, lol.
If Hell is real, it's probably being stuck forever in conversations like this.
I'd like to see that!
hell is real
@@fellerrionmarchelum9 no is not only gaming is real
Oh it is alright
Heaven*
"Japan is a country surrounded by the sea."
"The sea? Id like to see that"
"You ve never seen it?"
"Id like to swim in the sea."
"I see"
Possibly the best moment of it all!
This kid actually doesn't care, he's just humouring a strange schizophrenic man who keeps walking up to him and talking about random stuff.
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u can't go thru all that humouring and not care
The kid is actually in complete control of this conversation the whole time lol.
the fuck does schizophrenia have to do with it
@@mrmeowingtonw I guess what he's meant was the characters tendency to indulge in tangentially and circunstanciality.
Yeah it sounds ignorant, but I'm guessing the intention was to point out the traits ( which is strange especially in the lack of actual Schizophrenia)
this was the longest 2 minutes of my day lol
THAT WAS 2 MINUTE??? i was watching avangers in the background and thanos died before the video ended
To you it was a long 2 minutes. But to me, it was a Tuesday.
@@juicyfruit6311 I FUCKIGN LAUGHTED MY ASS OFF at midnight 39 thank you i was having a shitty day
Agreed.
ITS ONLY 2 MINUTES ?!?!?!?
"Is it different from chili?"
"Yes, it's G R E E N"
"WOW! I really want to eat sashimi!"
I've had feverdreams more coherent than this conversation.
hahahahaha
Luckily, this conversation is more coherent than my dreams.
It's like watching someone being forced to babysit their nephew for the first time and they have no kids of their own
Hahaha!! That's like the most accurate comparison I've read yet! So true.
Are you speaking from experience?
this is like a loophole fever dream
You're right 💀💀💀
exactly
I like the detail of snot coming out of his nose * chef's kiss *
I see you appreciate the finer details in life!
@Merciless Freak fak this shet
*Wasabi*
This kid sounds like he's always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Lol!
"The sea?
I'd like to SEE that."
This kid is a genius
Haha he truly is!
If everyone spoke like this I'd probably make more of an effort to socialise.
Haha! It is a warm, welcoming speaking tone!
The comment below this one says the opposite, haha.
It sounds like the voice of the kid decided to be bad on purpose just to mess around and the director was like "Beautiful, that goes in the final game."
“Tell me about Japan!”
“Well…”
**conversation ends**
This felt way longer than 2 minutes
T E L L M E A B O U T J A P A N
Well...
@@Clos93 *T E L L M E A B O U T J A P A N!*
Well…
TELL ME ABOUT *_J A P A N_*
@@magmavision2000 Well...
"I'd like to swim in the sea "- random shenmue kid.
~Never Forget~
Meanwhile in Deus Ex: Say no more, Fam.
I want this kid to swim in the sea and never come back if you catch my drift. Never have I felt such hatred and repulsion towards a fictional being, let alone a child one.
I love how kid doesn't know what the sea is.... But then immediately knows you can swim in it
If you pay attention to that boi hand,he's throwing gang sign🤘🤟🤙🤞✌️🖖☝️👆👇🖐️👊👌
"The sea. I'd like to see that" *gang signs*
It’s amazing. I wonder how many years the developers studied social interactions to make this masterpiece
See, seas, seen. I bet they had a good time with those
Right?! They threw in that sound a lot there haha!
"I don't know what to tell you."
"I want some!"
*"Oh no..."*
And in that moment, Ryo realised what he had just unleashed upon the world.
This boy has the voice of an adult woman, and the body of an adult dad.
Hahahah!! 100% accurate!!
weird southern drawl
When you give the voice actors five seconds to prepare and two hours of training, then have them perform in front of their high school bullies
- I'd like to swim in the sea
- *I see*
Lmao
I *see* I'm not only one with terrible sense of humor
@@alexf225 *I see* I am the only one with dark sense of humor right now
"What's Sashimi?"
"Me.....well..."
What’s wasabi? The green stuff running down ur nose dude
Lol!! Yeah let's just season your snot kid then you can get a taste of wasabi!
@@ManualDanual 😂
“Wow! I really like wasabi”
*hand gestures*
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen and this should have 3.4 million views.
Lol I hope it gets that much viewership eventually! Happy you enjoy it!
facts
Yeah
Ikr lmao
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“Um...”
“Y E A H!”
“What should I tell you...”
Which option would you choose? Lol replying a yeah to an um is just so wonderfully strange.
"Oh no" Best voice acting ever
"Um"
"What should I tell you"
*awkward silence*
I think it's the cadence of the speech and the emphasis on unusual words in the sentences that makes it sound like a story written by an alien doing it's best to sound human.
Pretty accurate lol!
I love how the background song ,just is perfect
Very, uh, natural and smooth conversation.
“The sea? I’d like to SEA that”
“I’d like to swim in the SEA”
“I SEA”
Good Lord, this is both horrific and hilarious 😂
How has it not gone viral yet?
"What's soy sauce?"
* waits 1 second *
* hand gestures *
Impatient for an answer!
Kid: Sounds good! I want to try some.
Doesn't know anything about the only two ingredients on Sashimi.
Honestly, this kid is teaching us how to live in present moment.
“Look at the time”.... this moment when you waste your time with little kid to just get the direction to the village.
I will tell the child about soy sauce and after raising his curiosity i will tell him that thing isn’t here 😿
“I’d like to swim in the sea”
“I see”
The background music is honestly incredible
Sets the mood of the convo just right!
The golden Era of gaming and the best years of my life
Just discovered this game today and have been watching clips.... this is by far one of the weirdest. It's really creeping me out. O_O
I hope you play it sometime! I love the Shenmue series. Lots of wacky NPCs to talk with!
It's mostly just the voice acting, it's terrible. But back then game companies couldn't afford the best voice actors.
I can't un-see the snot running out of the woman's *err* "child's" nose.......
Definitely voiced by a woman for sure.
Whoever voiced this kid wasn't payed for their work. They were held at gunpoint.
You can hear the nervous shakes in their voice!
They made a conversation with a kid sound like awkward flirting.
Especially the "it's spicy" 😏
Lmao!! Well foreign flirting is the best!
This kid is the most adult sounding kid I have ever heard
Eerily so!
"Is it different from Chili?"
"Yes, it's green."
Well, is it different or not?
Good point!
The hand gestures and southern accent - Stop, I cant breath.
The snot coming out of his nose is for extra flair 😂
The kid is a trend setter!
Why does he have a southern accent?
A strange choice indeed!
Every country has a south.
I honestly thought that kid had a flip phone on his head.
Lmao!! Two flip phones glued to his noggin! That's not a bad character design idea!
0:40 I definitely need sleep because for some reason him saying "it's spicy" had me cracking up lol
It was oddly sensual
Like 60 minutes in America, a minute passes
i think this would destroy all my brain cells if i watch too much of this
Why not leave it on repeat?
@@ManualDanual really? 😂
Seeing that kid immediately made me have a massive coughing fit (currently recovering from a chest infection post-flu). Bless him.
That is hilarious and I'm also sorry!
@@ManualDanual Haha, thanks anyway! (I also found out the hard way I'm super allergic to penicillin so I need the funny things.) 😅
Oh man! Sorry about that. How are you doing now?
My girlfriend was excited to play the Shenmue series until I showed her a clip of this kid. Six years later, she has agreed to play it but only in Japanese.
Update: We have played them in English and the result is she has now a post-modern conception of how to experience voice acting.
Oh noes! I hope she still plays the English version too!
@@ManualDanual Because of this comment I showed her this clip again in hopes that she would change her mind and somehow it had the opposite effect.
@@Gaff. Tragic 😆
He reminds me of Bobby Hill.
Tell me about Japan !
Tell me about Frederic Chopin !
Wipe your nose my dude lol
Let the snot run!
-I want some, I want some...
-I want some....
-oh no...
I don't know who's idea it was to hire a Texan to do the voice of a Chinese kid
They were scrambling! He's supposed to just seem foreign I suppose lol
The random hand gestures really add a lot to this
1:25 armin be like
Dude 😢
I'm old AF and I have seen war and shit but watching this video for just a minute was enough to make me lose my sanity. why the fuck the animations and voice acting had to be so mental LOL
0:21 holy shit the hands gesture is glorious
Every human in the world of Shenmue has severe brain damage. It is the norm in this realm.
One of Holly Hunter's best performances
"I want some! I want some!"
"I don't really know what to tell you."
"I want some!"
"Oh no...."
Lol
Sudden and deep regret lol
- Is it different from chilli?
- Yes... it's GREEN :D :D
NPC KID: i really want some wasabi
ME: hey maybe clean that waterfall hanging out of your nose first G
Sashimi? Is that what’s coming out of his nose
Kid: I want some I want some
Ryo: I don’t really know what to tell you
Kid: I want some?!
Ryo: oh no...
This makes oblivion look like it was written by Shakespeare
"Look at the time... 👀 " bruh 😂
And so he grew Up to become E. Honda.
Lol! The secret past. Turns out E. Honda is a Japanese wannabe of Chinese descent!
It’s like they recorded this in a 180 degree booth in the dead of summer and then gave all the VA’s an overdose of laudenum
“Mom can we have forest gump?”
“No we have forest gump at home.”
forest gump at home:
ahahahhahahahahaha
Life is like a box of sashimi
Wasabi : "years ago.. I was chili.."
this is exactly how it feels to speak to children
Right?! Totally haha
The sea? I'd like to see that.
*Does salt bae gesture*
This is more Oblivion than Oblivion itself
this wasabi in his left nose.
I'm going to have nightmares about this
I can believe the voice actor looks like that
Someone told the VA this is a kid in a rural village far from cities and, uhh... The VA took that way too much to heart. XD
“Hey! hey! what else, what else” best line ever
Ugh. I just can't with these voices as someone who played shenmue II on DC using the pal version.
This was the _best_ take
I wish English people were as excited as this kid to see (me) a Romanian when I arrived in their country. 🤣
All these hand and arm movements reminds me the Outcast PC game.