Baby_simba47 Dark Compilation part 3.

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • baby_simba47 darkest jokes and deleted videos now are shown. If you're a snowflake... do not watch!

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  • @joewinter2999
    @joewinter2999 3 года назад +272

    I'm going to hell for this but........ everyone needs to take it easy on pedos because they have a hard time fitting in.

  • @SonicIceWolf
    @SonicIceWolf 3 года назад +425

    I think we all got a one-way ticket to Hell for laughing

    • @GamingBeFly
      @GamingBeFly 3 года назад +44

      Not just one way, we have first class with drinks and all lmao

    • @SonicIceWolf
      @SonicIceWolf 3 года назад +15

      @@GamingBeFly So True 😂😂😂

    • @lmfao5411
      @lmfao5411 3 года назад +11

      Shit, I'm already in the express lane.

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 3 года назад +13

      My name means Hell in Arabic. It is my promised land.

    • @SonicIceWolf
      @SonicIceWolf 3 года назад +10

      @@jahimuddin2306 Well damn 😂😂

  • @downfall7125
    @downfall7125 3 года назад +67

    I love seeing people come together for a good laugh

  • @SonicIceWolf
    @SonicIceWolf 3 года назад +349

    Here's a joke. Have you guys heard of a Reverse Exorcism? It's when the Devil tells the Priest to exit the child's body.
    *I'm sorry, I'm going to hell*

  • @davida6919
    @davida6919 3 года назад +80

    What is the difference between love and AIDS? Love doesn’t last forever
    Side-note: That was the case for Freddie Mercury

  • @jabjab6019
    @jabjab6019 3 года назад +90

    Thanks for the jokes, ideas, and inspirations

  • @Ace_O_Sp4des
    @Ace_O_Sp4des 3 года назад +106

    10:01 to 10:29 Them jokes had me laughing so hard, I was about to pass out.
    I Fucking love these Dark Humor Compilations..

    • @tmfyi8048
      @tmfyi8048 2 года назад +4

      There should be an hour long compilation of this

    • @t.i.m.theincrediblemusicia3954
      @t.i.m.theincrediblemusicia3954 2 года назад

      Can someone please explain to me the horse cum and grandma joke? I'm very puzzled?

  • @SixFour0391
    @SixFour0391 3 года назад +8

    Omg!! I wish I had people in my life to SHARE this with!!! I love this stuff!

  • @adamatif288
    @adamatif288 13 дней назад +1

    Mike is wild for that necrophilia joke 😂😂😂.

  • @RoccX04
    @RoccX04 3 года назад +21

    This vid is funny asf! Had me smiling the whole way. Hell I even remembered a time I asked my mom why does my dad work for FedEx...she told me bcuz son, the milkman doesn't deliver the package!

  • @dustinparker9400
    @dustinparker9400 3 года назад +49

    This is cool a cool channel our next generation still has humor. Its like Don rickles.. We need more of these guys around instead of everyone being such candyasses crying about everything. Keep it up yall will blow up. God speed.

  • @yourlocalpogue7737
    @yourlocalpogue7737 3 года назад +39

    When i see a couples names engraved in a tree i dont find it cute or romantic, i find it weird how many people bring knifes to there dates-

  • @jaalva11
    @jaalva11 2 года назад +2

    I got lectured for laughing at the cars crashing. It was at the Special Olympics.

  • @adudewhoisbored8206
    @adudewhoisbored8206 Год назад +5

    don't murder me
    here's one:
    what does a dark joke and an AK have in common?
    they both hit hard.

  • @patefromclt8485
    @patefromclt8485 2 года назад +5

    dark humor jokes are probably the best type of jokes in my opinion

  • @Matteo73M
    @Matteo73M 3 года назад +7

    So an orphan pointed to the orphanage and said it was his new home
    I said “ no son, that’s your new house “

  • @cyheemwilliams639
    @cyheemwilliams639 3 года назад +7

    Okay let's all just agree that WE are all going to Hell for laughing at this. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rohitjain1168
    @rohitjain1168 Год назад +1

    Such family friendly jokes but orphan kids can't understand it

  • @aphrika05
    @aphrika05 3 года назад +4

    OMG this was funny AF! Keep it up guys ❤️

  • @hcwfigurematches
    @hcwfigurematches 3 года назад +12

    What does a pie and a baby have in common
    You could put both in the oven
    You could put both in a window seal and they’ll get stolen

  • @bshreck3949
    @bshreck3949 3 года назад +8

    What's a cop say after pulling a car over in the hood..... do you know how black you were going

  • @TheDbrice
    @TheDbrice 3 года назад +11

    Reminds me of humor before cancel culture.

    • @PoGuy12
      @PoGuy12 3 года назад +1

      IKR nowadays you get cancelled for saying something hilarious cause it’s rascist or sexist

  • @thatblackkid22
    @thatblackkid22 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:20 This joke would also work if you replaced Drake Bell with R. Kelly

  • @Ptsdsquadfr
    @Ptsdsquadfr 2 года назад +2

    How to make a party in a classroom
    Throw a disco light in the room and the kids are gonna breakdance on the floor

  • @augiegonzalez1082
    @augiegonzalez1082 3 года назад +4

    No offense
    But you guys are WEST COAST jokesters😎
    Thanks for the material the friendship is therapeutic...

  • @raran44
    @raran44 3 года назад +32

    10:18 damn, that joke cleared the whole fuckin house.

  • @robertoaiello9342
    @robertoaiello9342 3 года назад +4

    There be some seriously messed up jokes in this mix. 🤦🤷🤣

  • @lolobee1911
    @lolobee1911 2 года назад +2

    Brooo the last one had me choking
    now I'm ded and I went to heaven
    cause I didn't laugh 💀

  • @gsisongkham8591
    @gsisongkham8591 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yo they got on drake with that a minor before kdot lol

  • @martyscurllisinnocent4324
    @martyscurllisinnocent4324 3 года назад +2

    Internet: How dark do you want your jokes?
    Me:yes

  • @1-upking119
    @1-upking119 2 года назад +2

    0:35 jokes aside that jersey is sick af 🔥🔥🔥

  • @alivegaming224
    @alivegaming224 2 года назад +1

    Yoo guys read this
    DO YOU KNOW WHY AMERICANS ARE GOOD AT SOLVING RUBIK'S CUBE
    BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD AT SEPARATING COLOURS
    1K LIKES PZL

  • @Bowler30089
    @Bowler30089 10 месяцев назад +2

    I don’t understand skool shooting jokes, they must be aimed at younger audiences!

  • @prone_to_drift7166
    @prone_to_drift7166 Год назад +1

    What does Beethoven do on his grave?
    He decomposes!

  • @AntonioSneed
    @AntonioSneed 3 года назад +2

    That -1 joke is so funny it hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong 3 года назад +12

    It’s hilarious to watch all the guys that don’t get the punchline but just start laughing along with everyone else so they don’t feel stupid

    • @PoGuy12
      @PoGuy12 3 года назад

      Time stamp of a good one plz?

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 2 года назад +2

    Where did Jenny go after the explosion?
    Everywhere
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Not Jenny

  • @kingouref903
    @kingouref903 3 года назад +4

    That fruit and veg line kills💀

  • @caolanochearnaigh9804
    @caolanochearnaigh9804 3 года назад +6

    So, I went to that Ariana Grande concert in Manchester a few years back.
    Needless to say, it went out with a bang.

  • @kaamil1717
    @kaamil1717 2 года назад +1

    Finish line at 💀💀💀 Boston marathon

  • @richfarfugnuven6308
    @richfarfugnuven6308 3 года назад +6

    Subscribed...

  • @percyj2463
    @percyj2463 3 года назад +4

    Oh shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys always put a smile on my face.

  • @matthewboyer7401
    @matthewboyer7401 3 года назад +2

    The reaction to the one at 10:18 sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @haasaanisworld1508
    @haasaanisworld1508 3 года назад +2

    😭😭😭Ayyooooooooooo this shit was outta pocket like pistol in a robbery

  • @MrHassle13
    @MrHassle13 3 года назад +3

    Can we get a link for that 🔥🔥🔥 outro music???????

  • @twisted_gaming1704
    @twisted_gaming1704 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit the guy in the left most of the screen had me losing it 3:04

  • @bubbamann1111
    @bubbamann1111 3 года назад +5

    The reactions afterward are what kill me

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 2 года назад

    Michael J joke I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ZeroChance21156
    @ZeroChance21156 3 года назад +5

    what the difference between Ironman and ironwomen, ones a super hero and the other is a command

  • @Fallen_Chimera
    @Fallen_Chimera 3 года назад +10

    How did the police find out Princess Diana had dandruff?
    She had her head and shoulders on the dashboard

  • @hokuspokus3903
    @hokuspokus3903 2 года назад +2

    10:01 probably the darkest and roughest joke I’ve ever heard. Still a little bit funny…

  • @aimayee1564
    @aimayee1564 3 года назад +2

    Whats the difference between a 9-5 job and your girlfriend? A 9-5 Job sucks.

  • @alissasidiropoulos1607
    @alissasidiropoulos1607 Год назад

    this one is too bad, so i did a bdsm test a couple weeks ago and it said that i was 50% slave but my momma never told me my dad is black

  • @draegon13
    @draegon13 3 года назад +17

    Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for eating his vegetables?
    You'd think he'd have known better after working for the hospital all those years.

  • @mrwortharead2631
    @mrwortharead2631 3 года назад

    In can’t be the only one who heard someone in the back doing the opening of the Lion Sleeps Tonight

  • @Kodiak-ty2zb
    @Kodiak-ty2zb 2 года назад

    You guys fucking killing me over here. 😂🤣😂

  • @paballomolata8844
    @paballomolata8844 3 года назад

    The Drake Bell one got me😂

  • @joeycrow
    @joeycrow 3 года назад

    Yo that grandpa joke had me screaming!!!!!!!

  • @yomoda1402
    @yomoda1402 3 года назад +4

    Lolol man you guys are lit

  • @Js-ld5er
    @Js-ld5er 3 года назад +2

    Do high thoughts i like those and those card games

  • @sushmitakothakapu6356
    @sushmitakothakapu6356 3 года назад +2

    Can someone explain the baby in the microwave joke to me at 2:12

  • @user1926_
    @user1926_ 3 года назад +2

    11:38 the guy in the background 🤣

  • @Brotherkiller17
    @Brotherkiller17 3 года назад

    Bro i have not laughed like this since 2015 god help me breath I'm dying

  • @paradoxchicken4262
    @paradoxchicken4262 2 года назад

    what is considered a disgrace in math class?
    An Asian man using a calculator

  • @agoins
    @agoins 3 года назад

    That white people owning pets joke tho☠☠🤣🤣🤣

  • @opluxna2120
    @opluxna2120 3 года назад

    The hospital one was gold

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 3 года назад +2

    The one dislike is from Karen

  • @thehugesmall
    @thehugesmall 2 года назад

    0:34 love the jersey ⚡️ kucherov da GOAT

  • @vincenttraylor1696
    @vincenttraylor1696 3 года назад +2

    7:28

  • @allkindofshorts4940
    @allkindofshorts4940 3 года назад +1

    What does Malaysian Flight 307 and Error 404 have in common?
    *... both are not found.*
    (Oh goodness, forgive me for I have sinned.)

  • @tonyroid1
    @tonyroid1 3 года назад

    Yesss! We are all going to burn!🤣

  • @Dinnerbone2701
    @Dinnerbone2701 3 года назад +2

    Your adopted
    So you waited till my 8th birthday to tell me your not my real parents?
    We’re your real parents your just adopted
    * kid gets kidnapped *

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 2 года назад +1

    0:44

  • @Ace_Unic0rn
    @Ace_Unic0rn 2 года назад +1

    Ngl, this is my humour. I know I'm going to hell

  • @daddysirdaddysir4775
    @daddysirdaddysir4775 3 года назад +2

    These jokes are dark and very enjoyable, but wow 🤣

  • @sazonsongs
    @sazonsongs 3 года назад

    My kind of humor. 😂

  • @Jajy6
    @Jajy6 3 года назад +1

    I understand that there are subtitles and they have microphones but can ya say it with yo chest?! 🤣 sound like you're mumbling

  • @TheScribe1.0
    @TheScribe1.0 2 года назад

    I don’t get that Drake Bell joke.

  • @loganjackson8764
    @loganjackson8764 2 года назад +1

    6:10

  • @mcleod56ify
    @mcleod56ify 3 года назад

    I don’t get the one at 4:21

  • @ppgg787
    @ppgg787 3 года назад +1

    What do COVID and the movie ring have in common??

  • @paddotk
    @paddotk 3 года назад

    These captions are so off...

  • @rhyee22
    @rhyee22 3 года назад

    My dudessss this is a classic

  • @oggiekrstic7171
    @oggiekrstic7171 3 года назад

    1:09 Unless you're Harry Potter.

  • @llllMaDmAnllll
    @llllMaDmAnllll 3 года назад +1

    Y'all need to chill. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IonWrestler
    @IonWrestler 3 года назад +1

    I wanna be there so bad

  • @SavvySteveChannel
    @SavvySteveChannel 3 года назад +1

    9:17 that crap was dark

  • @anonymousYTviewer69
    @anonymousYTviewer69 7 месяцев назад

    10:02 hows he know what it tastes like?

  • @jackreacher792
    @jackreacher792 3 года назад

    We need this

  • @TSkillzX
    @TSkillzX 3 года назад +1

    Can anyone break down the cervical cancer joke?

    • @youngmia98
      @youngmia98 3 года назад +1

      Cancer looks like black marks on an X-ray

  • @eddiehp7859
    @eddiehp7859 3 года назад +2

    Yo 😂😂😂😂

  • @therealxenith3237
    @therealxenith3237 3 года назад +6

    What does an emo kid do when he eats sand? He bites the dust

  • @yoshiSBX
    @yoshiSBX 3 года назад

    Can i laugh at that?!

  • @damien1886
    @damien1886 3 года назад +6

    10:01 just progressively got worse

  • @parzivalplayer9636
    @parzivalplayer9636 10 месяцев назад

    11:26😅

  • @sander_bouwhuis
    @sander_bouwhuis 3 года назад

    Ha ha ha, these guys are hilarious!

  • @dawnbarshai
    @dawnbarshai Год назад

    I miss this 💩!!!

  • @jonathanmurphy1488
    @jonathanmurphy1488 3 года назад

    I died of laughter, got sent to hell.

  • @ivywalker7989
    @ivywalker7989 3 года назад

    What's the hardest part of a vegetable
    The wheelchair