@@hexag0n414Thank you, everything in my life was horrible, I ate glass as my only food, but ever since seeing this, I have won the lottery and became the president of the United States, my stocks became worth 9.2m and I now eat colored glass!
Bill in a different universe: Also I have a theory 💀 So in gravity falls we know there’s different universes so that would mean there’s a universe where bill says this 😭
This shows proof how Bill Cipher is not only criminal mastermind but a combination between comedic and the most powerful imaginable is the rizz, that's a ultra mega win in my books.
0:20 I think that it would be better if there was written "AND THESE BROS" instead of the original text from the series I think that it would fit better
Bill Cipher has been really silent since this dropped. I visited him last week in the Theraprism, and he's about to go insane there. I can tell he doesn't like being put in a mental hospital, he prefers sending other people to the mental hospital. I mean let the guy visit for a bit he's been cooped up for 12 Earth years.
Life privileges revoked.
Now realising poison gas.
LMAO
Fortnite collab when?
When will they _release_ their word error /lh
standing here I realise...
@@Only_Ameen04 "you were just like me, trying to make history.."
Reminder canonicly bill has the ability to look through any depiction of him
This means he knows you've watched this
where was that established?
@@maxpis4412 book of bill
"𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙞𝙩...𝙞 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣"
..May Bill forgive us
Bill watching me: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?
Nah if he gets out of the Theraprism he's coming right for us
Bill really needed the therapism 💀
I read that wrong
@@Userf384gw Maybe because they spelled Theraprism wrong ^^' But eh it's just by one letter. Understandable mistake.
the therarizzism
Trapezium
Therapymaxxing
This video has single handedly drained all your aura
Sad to see it 😔
😭😭😭
I felt what little aura I had drain just from watching it.
@@n0dash18I lost all my aura for watching it twice.
bro fell off because of skibidi cipher 😔
0:35 my ears are bleeding because of how out of tune this is
Can't even tell
i heard the pitch changing, he mighta changed it with editing
@@vindi167That makes it worse!
it was going so good 😭
0:47 In that tone, that voice is making me not wanna find out what people in general look like when they edge.
I busted out luaghing at that point
@@JcoleMc I just busted
..out laughing, right? @@NiCoNiCoNiCola
@@theytcritterling RIGHT????
@@happyniceclubno, left :3
The impressions being good makes this better-
@@PepperIsSalty aww thank you🤗
Bill would talk normally to everyone but talk like that for dipper
Just to piss him off
"The universe is cap, reality is joever, buy crypto BYEEEEEEEE"
The horrible experience ends at 1:23 for everyone who needed to skip to the good part.
I want to puke, should've looked at comment section before watching video...
Alastor is a Bill Cipher knockoff confirmed.
Real
Matpat sitting in the corner:
@AlastorTheRadioDemon-hatesvox not the weird dash thingy lol.
GET OUT!!!!!
@@LoavyCreatezzGET OUT YOU CRINGE EDGELORD
“EAT OHIO”
Oh ok *proceeds to eat all of ohio*
With or without fries?
@@mr.outlaw231with fries
and nothing of value was lost
@@thetailsmonke yum
Yummers
I like how “These guys” are still those guys.
They’re staying out of this.
0:43 I don’t like what this implies what they did to bill
Bro💀
Oh- 😳
Nobody:
Literally no one at all:
Fanfiction:
sigma-geddon is actually crazy
1:17 he should have said "WELCOME ONR AND ALL TO OHIO!"
Finally, after all these years, lore accurate ohio
No gravity falls is renamed to Ohio and bill needs ford to disable the sigma field aroubd Ohio so that he can take his edge maxxing global
Ohiomageddon
@@you-pv8xwAFTER ALL, THE WASTED YEARRSS
nah, sigmageddon is the most clever pun i have heard.
this gave me a million points of psychic damage 😂😭
You could say, a "BILLion" eh, eh ?
@@Iguanodon-fb7rs How dare you be funnier than me on my own comment, this was gold 😂😂😂
@@godfrey_approves Really ? I thought it was terrible, but the oppurtunity was too good to pass up lol.
@@Iguanodon-fb7rs Well it just so happens that "terrible" jokes are precisely my kind of humour
@@godfrey_approves honestly same, but only when others make them
0:49 Why the hell did that sound truly threatening? 😭🙏
@@Chicken_2000c it’s scary when he edges😭
"EAT OHIO!!"
1:06 why th did I actually laugh at that 💀💀💀
You know. I can see Bill talking like this, just so he can annoy people. AND SO FAR IT'S WORKING
0:58 ford did lol
Why did I facepalm when I read this 😭
He did it... he saved the town
*_EAT. OHIO._*
Well that was violent 😭
As the Laptop would say, “LIFE PRIVILEGE REVOKED NOW RELEASING POISON GAS”
Missed opportunity to say sunny day like "skibi-day"
therapy has not been going well for Bill
Shakespeare really could see the future with Gen A's slang: It is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
this is why he got sent to the theraprysm
"And I reign skibidi" that line took me out
this makes me want to cry, i’m subscribing now
hes having a goon sesh with saturn rn probably
Nah he’s having one with ford lol
@@hexag0n414 He's having one in ford
@@Volume.3what if he was in ford and scaled himself up to twice his original size 😋😊
@@Bajongus the boys season 3 episode 1
I love that the flying eyes are still just referred to as "these guys"
Freaky cipher
“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’M LIKE… WHEN… I… EDGE??” 👹
Not his hands on fire while saying that😭😭😭
This inspired my dogs great great grandpas grandmothers uncles fathers child’s daughter to keep going in life. Thank you
You’re welcome🙏
@@hexag0n414Thank you, everything in my life was horrible, I ate glass as my only food, but ever since seeing this, I have won the lottery and became the president of the United States, my stocks became worth 9.2m and I now eat colored glass!
i expected “when im freaky!?!?!?!?”
The fact that Bill would actually be insane enough to be like this
Bills crazy but not this crazy
He’s insane, not freaky
I feel like this is what drunk bill would say
"One sixer please"
Is Billy Fresh Bill, but just drunk?
@@Axol_simon_danielSIR STOP TURNING THE MOUNTAIN DEW TO BLOOD
“eat ohio” ts is FRYING ME 😭🙏🙏
Bill Cipher is straight up gooning rn
Bill trying to get to gen a
"The being whose gyatt must never be rizzed"
What did he do to deserve that 💀😭🙏
I felt a piece of my soul die inside.
Bill would probably actually mess with the memories of the Pines families so this is what they think happened.
0:24 my Favorite lol
On the positive side, Gravity Falls can also be introduced to Gen Alpha with this method...
For others meanwhile, it's rather brainrot
day one of trying to get all my younger siblings to watch gravity falls so they can be saved
@@arsonzartzdid it work yet
@@arsonzartz make them watch courage the cowardly dog (its a canon event)
@@ArtemisAYO i got my sister to watch gravity falls :D
@@mikadosannoji553 my brother already did that
The artist in me wants to draw bill saying these 😭
@@Citrus.onpawz I’m completely ok with that! Just credit me pls:)
@@hexag0n414 idk if im gonna actually do it but if i do then alr!!! :3
Why is this somewhat in character? Bill would definitely use Gen Z slang just to fuck with Ford.
0:47 i don't like what this is implying
"Oh, what the sigma. It's GIVING" lmaoo i'm fucking dead
Me making a deal with Bill Cipher to make Skibidi Toilet real
Bill in a different universe:
Also I have a theory 💀
So in gravity falls we know there’s different universes so that would mean there’s a universe where bill says this 😭
💀🙏
it makes sense 💀
I both hate and love this at the same time its both in character and not in character at the same time
I DIED AT HIM SINGING. THIS IS WRETCHED THIS IS ABSOLUTely CURSED
Gen Alpha turned the freaking Roman Empire into Brainrot Lingo? Are you kidding me???
This is why Bill was sent to therapy, he's gonna rebrand weirdmageddon in 2024 💀💀💀💀💀
Watching this video just stripped 5 years off of my natural lifespan.
Bill:
Do you have any idea what I'm like
When I edge 👿👿👿👿👿👿
This shows proof how Bill Cipher is not only criminal mastermind but a combination between comedic and the most powerful imaginable is the rizz, that's a ultra mega win in my books.
This is an alternate universe where Bill went to therapy not because of dieing to Stanley but because of having acute brainrot
“Acute”😭🙏
"This is our Roman Empire, now" is actually a really badass line
"Do you have any idea what im like...
*WHEN. I. EDGE?* 😡
Sigmageddon sounds hard ngl
Canon Bill would fucking avoid the fuck out of us if he tried to invade around 2020 to 2024
“As a sigma rizzler, I welcome your freaky rule. Perhaps I can be one of your, four hawk tuahmen of the alphalypse?” -Preston Northwest.
Sigmageddon actually goes hard.
That soos impression was pretty nice
BRO THIS IS LOBOTOMY FALLS 😭😭😭
I think I need Theraprism more than Bill after watching this.
If Gravity Falls was made in 2024, Bill would defo talk like this
Cooked Hole killed me
DEAR GOD HE'S CIPHERMAXXING-
For some reason, I recite the introduction of the “inter dimensional gang of rizzlers and gooners” as an ADHD stim.
My body rejected this like a failed organ transplant.
I felt my life force slowly drain out
Oh this is billrot
Man I don't even know what the meanings of most word but it's fucking hilarious
My family is judging me after how hard i cackled bc of this
"WHAHAHAHAHA IVE BEEN RIZZING FOR 7 GYATTS STRAIGHT"
"Uhm.. Goons?"
"No. Let him cook."
This is the start to the end of humanity
THATS THE CHARISK PERSONS GIRLFRIEND
Bill's native language
*Life privileges revoked, releasing poison gas.*
I saw this on Twitter, and it was honestly a treat to read, and that says a lot, knowing how much I hate these works.
Ok “Sigmageddon” got a good chuckle out of me
HAWK TUAH!!!!! 🦅💦💦💦
Bill would be extremely disapointed if he saw this
TBH I feel that Bill would in some alternate universe be speaking this way, considering his chaotic nature.
I HAVE ACTUALLY NEVER CRINGED SO HARD IN MY LIFE YET THIS IS ACTUALLY SO HILARIOUS I'M DYING HELP
You know I can see Bill talking like this 😄
Someone keep bill away from twitter.
This video makes me want to drive an industrial car magnet into the TikTok server room.
Bill would be terrified being inside my brain
0:20 I think that it would be better if there was written "AND THESE BROS" instead of the original text from the series I think that it would fit better
Bill Cipher has been really silent since this dropped. I visited him last week in the Theraprism, and he's about to go insane there. I can tell he doesn't like being put in a mental hospital, he prefers sending other people to the mental hospital. I mean let the guy visit for a bit he's been cooped up for 12 Earth years.
I like how this is cannon
I clicked on this thinking it was a community post.
The more i watch this, the angrier i become.
I Hate what just entered my god damn ear canals.
Everyone: *Erm, What The Sigma?!?*
Billrot has been born.