literally when he threw the box through the wall i was like "see hes not dumb at all, he knew the whole time and was just fcking around with the button for fun". Then he went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH", and i lost all hope.
my thoughts exactly when he drank water in the crate. I thought he was doing a bit but then he said "I have to break myself out, don't I?" like, yeah buddy. yeah you do
i have a game theory,gordon freeman destroyed all of the ammo crates,and jolly in Too Many Crates destroyed all of the crates,only an ammo crate and a crate survived so they sexed giving birth to small ammo boxes with the capacity of normal crates,and this is how this game was born
I’ve messed around in the source engine, putting NPC’s in boxes is just something you can do, it’s not a mod or special scripting or anything, and it’s hilarious.
Absolutely, but hats off to the mod creator for actually putting in some custom logic for some of them to actually get some really interesting effects.
All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king All hail the king
Tbf Pandora was never encouraged to open her box, quite the opposite, but did it anyways then again she was the prototype for women so that much could be considered natural
@@thatstockimageguy1067 I dont know Pandora, but from analyzing the stuff he said: "Hello new born baby woman, this is a box, do not open it." "But its interesting!" *Box opening intensifies*
@@thatstockimageguy1067 Zeus created Pandora as the very first woman (not girl, but grown woman), at some point he gave her a box containing all the world's evil and hope, Zeus told her not to open the box but she did it anyways, out came famine, sickness, war, etc. After that she became very sad but then she opened the box a second time and hope came out Later when Prometheus stole the fire from the Olymp and brough it to the humans, Zeus punished the humans by sending them the first women, these women were based off of Pandora
Thanks for playing my map! I had an absolute blast designing this thing. For an easter egg, look through the window into the large warehouse with the conveyor belt to the far right for a view of what the Combine are packaging up.
@@giperka The rebels are templates. Each crate contains a info_npc_spawn_destination. When the crate breaks, it targets all info_npc_spawn_destination in the map with AddOutput to change the targetname, tells the npc_template_maker to spawn, and then kills the info_npc_spawn_destination afterwards. I think this system breaks if the timing goes awry, but I don't know of a way to actually achieve that in the map. I don't think I used templates for anything other than the rebels and Barney. That's why they can end up at funny angles when you open the crate.
7:12 anyone who has played portal may get confused at this part as portal teaches you that you cant put the cubes through the blue grid but this is half life, thats not an emancipation grid.
That was just a puzzle that wasn't properly tutorialized. If he'd seen a crate fall trough the field or possibly a normal crate that was halfway inside of it already, he would probably have solved the puzzle much faster.
@@arcticfox037 Those are the combine barriers your talking about right? the ones that blocker player movement? In both cases there is the mentality of restricted movement
9:50 for a hot second there after breaking opening the boxes and finding crowbars and health, I thought him saying “I’m not *hurting* on crowbars” was a stealth pun about both types of item at once lol
It makes no sense to me that after all his time playing half life maps his brain hasnt just been trained to recognize puzzles, because they’re always similar, but he can never figure them out
For some reason I can't explain, I just can't get enough of Jolly's style of commentary. It's unique, and it's why I can always enjoy his videos, no matter what he's playing.
I really enjoy jolly's content, I really think he's genuinely entertaining, by making good comments, simple but efficient jokes and a really appreciated humor around himself and not being that bright sometimes. Always a fun time to watch his videos!
This is like the prequel to Too Many Crates, where humanity has just begun its experiments on the crates before they completely take over every aspect of modern technology.
I suspect the soldier came from the chopper. I remember a kind of weird bug in the original HL2 where you can kill the pilot before destroying the heli :P
Alright this may not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet, but man your work is honestly inspiring to me, which inspired me to make a video on a couple half life mods. Two out of the four were scraped because of a crash during editing and me not having saved the work. Funnily enough, one of those scrapped mods was actually Half Life CAGED (I recorded the footage and started on the editing probably a week before your video release). Thanks for your semi-funny videos that have inspired me to make my own semi-funny videos.
literally when he threw the box through the wall i was like "see hes not dumb at all, he knew the whole time and was just fcking around with the button for fun". Then he went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH", and i lost all hope.
you must be new here to still have hope
Exactly what I was thinking
my sweet summer child
And then he tried to jab the box through the forcefield
my thoughts exactly when he drank water in the crate. I thought he was doing a bit but then he said "I have to break myself out, don't I?" like, yeah buddy. yeah you do
Jolly has developed a strange love towards boxes, as shown.
SHHEEEEEEESH
He used to hate them and be racist to them
@@shemmesbro we love a redemption arc
@@Vincent-cc3ps Si.
Jolly ma dawg!
It’s like the deranged cousin of Too Many Crates, holy shit.
An entire lore from within the HL2 modding community
Nah, that's the Gmod port.
As someone who saw this (as it is the top comment) before watching:
TMC WAS THE SANE COUSIN?
This should be good
Edit: it was, indeed, quite good.
i have a game theory,gordon freeman destroyed all of the ammo crates,and jolly in Too Many Crates destroyed all of the crates,only an ammo crate and a crate survived so they sexed giving birth to small ammo boxes with the capacity of normal crates,and this is how this game was born
@@zcarcollerotez8121 "so they sexed"
They are inanimate boxes. Other than the green ones but they're headcrabs. Who fucked the headcrab box?
I’ve messed around in the source engine, putting NPC’s in boxes is just something you can do, it’s not a mod or special scripting or anything, and it’s hilarious.
Absolutely, but hats off to the mod creator for actually putting in some custom logic for some of them to actually get some really interesting effects.
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
All hail the king
I'm guessing valve didn't bother putting a limitation to what the box can spawn.
@@DissedRedEngie why would they though? Giving more freedom to map makers is always nice
can it spawn a combine helicopter
Every time I see a box, all I can think about is the box genocides, you have tainted my imagination
Stealing ladders jobs
Whisper
*Points gun*
why are you here?
The child boxes too
@@atomiclemonicstream3931 What time
i am lazy
fancy meeting you here, toaster streamer!
When HL3 finally comes, jolly will be content rich for the next century.
Oh you poor innocent soul
Yeah but by then we'll all be pooping in our Elon Musk trademarked Diapers
Isn't he already?
"nah I don't wanna play half life 3. They've just been dishing them out too quickly"
- jolly's hardcore mod
@@AllahDoesNotExist it will come, just not in my life time.
He may be dumb but he's a master of comedic timing, that "That's where you're wrong, buddy" had me *rolling*
_What if he's intentionally doing this and is actually incredibly smart_
Twitch comment: "You can't possibly be this dumb."
Everyone who watches Jolly: "First time?"
*flashbacks to him waiting in an elevator without pressing the button for half a minute *
@@ethanlivemere1162 Remember when he spent like 40 minutes on a super easy puzzle?
@@SpoopyChicken Hold on which one of the times are you referring to
@@SpoopyChicken You have to narrow it down son, you summarized just about half of the videos on the channel.
@@Vedlom The entirity of HL2 R&D...
2 years ago: *Too Many Crates*
2 days ago: *Fighting Many Crates*
Now: *Too Many Pandora's Crates*
Tbf Pandora was never encouraged to open her box, quite the opposite, but did it anyways
then again she was the prototype for women so that much could be considered natural
@@GBlockbreaker so are you gonna elaborate or no?
@@thatstockimageguy1067
I dont know Pandora, but from analyzing the stuff he said:
"Hello new born baby woman, this is a box, do not open it."
"But its interesting!"
*Box opening intensifies*
@@thatstockimageguy1067 Zeus created Pandora as the very first woman (not girl, but grown woman), at some point he gave her a box containing all the world's evil and hope, Zeus told her not to open the box but she did it anyways, out came famine, sickness, war, etc.
After that she became very sad but then she opened the box a second time and hope came out
Later when Prometheus stole the fire from the Olymp and brough it to the humans, Zeus punished the humans by sending them the first women, these women were based off of Pandora
Lootboxes*
Imagine opening up your Christmas present and a man with a gun just pops out.
“It’s just what I wanted!”
Ah, the ‘96 christmas incident
Mail order male and a gun? Best christmas ever
*Crate break SFX*
Tony Lazuto says hello.
@Denam hook me up!
Thanks for playing my map! I had an absolute blast designing this thing. For an easter egg, look through the window into the large warehouse with the conveyor belt to the far right for a view of what the Combine are packaging up.
can you tell the secret of how you did it? as far as i know npc's from supply crates cant be edited,so you can only spawn a citizen without weapons
@@giperka The rebels are templates. Each crate contains a info_npc_spawn_destination. When the crate breaks, it targets all info_npc_spawn_destination in the map with AddOutput to change the targetname, tells the npc_template_maker to spawn, and then kills the info_npc_spawn_destination afterwards. I think this system breaks if the timing goes awry, but I don't know of a way to actually achieve that in the map.
I don't think I used templates for anything other than the rebels and Barney. That's why they can end up at funny angles when you open the crate.
Another upload? It's a Christmas miracle!
It’s an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
@@deens51 pissmas
Sorry am I late?
*loads Kar98*
We can't expect God to do all the work
well he has been saying for months that he had a lot of content coming soon (:
I'm just waiting for Jolly to upload an Age-restricted video named "Pleasure"
Please no
Please YES
Please yes no maybe I don't know
no
link m8 im new here
So I guess that’s the cannon reason why all security in black Mesa looked the same
_cannon_
aperture jealous of black mesa experimenting with the new barney crate cannon
"It's amazing what you can fit in such a small area" - Jolly 2021 2:08
jolly is going through a box-based character arc right now
Damn i still remember back when he played fallout mods with just text. He has evolved.
Hazardous Course 2... that was, wait, how long ago?
And so the crowbar makes its way back into the hands of Jolly
and the mojave wasteland was forever changed
To
break boxes
The crate arc has started
Jolly has moved on from the crate depression
7:12 anyone who has played portal may get confused at this part as portal teaches you that you cant put the cubes through the blue grid but this is half life, thats not an emancipation grid.
That was just a puzzle that wasn't properly tutorialized. If he'd seen a crate fall trough the field or possibly a normal crate that was halfway inside of it already, he would probably have solved the puzzle much faster.
Half Life 2 uses these grids and also lets you put items through, so...
@@arcticfox037 Those are the combine barriers your talking about right? the ones that blocker player movement?
In both cases there is the mentality of restricted movement
at some point it's going to be on "my strange addictions: man attracted to boxes"
8:30 Jolly! This is the one time where you're supposed to NOT think outside the box!
It's a good day when Jolly uploads
9:53 is priceless he didn't even consider a possibility to break the stuff underneath
Haven't watched yet, but I know I'll be amazed by Jolly's vernacular and stunning brilliance
9:50 for a hot second there after breaking opening the boxes and finding crowbars and health, I thought him saying “I’m not *hurting* on crowbars” was a stealth pun about both types of item at once lol
Come on Jolly. Only one more crate-related video for the trifecta.
Crate 2 : episode 1
Jolly is definitely “blessed” with the magic of box as he really likes to break boxes and get into troubles
7:05
"you can't possibly be this dumb"
"That's where you're wrong buddy… **sounds of IMMEDIATELY proving chat right** "
He could have actually played that off as him actually doing it intentionally, but what we got was way more hilarious.
It's timed so well it's got me wondering if he did do it intentionally, but then pretend not to for the joke, haha.
2:56 Yes Jolly, that would be very ♂️deep♂️
@KP_SapphireMK2 nah just a fan of gachi memes
@KP_SapphireMK2 what if he is
@@-WarCriminal-22 I see you're a real ♂️Dungeon master♂️😏
I like Jolly's love hate relationship with boxes
I see that guy from too many crates finally got his box factory working
I love Jolly's content but man. It's painful when he's being so hilariously stupid.
It makes no sense to me that after all his time playing half life maps his brain hasnt just been trained to recognize puzzles, because they’re always similar, but he can never figure them out
@@scrithen2836 His lack of seemingly any sort of game sense is indeed kind of absurd.
@@scrithen2836 perhaps that is precisely why he still enjoys playing these games after all of this time
For some reason I can't explain, I just can't get enough of Jolly's style of commentary. It's unique, and it's why I can always enjoy his videos, no matter what he's playing.
Also, *antifascist revolution-in-a-box*
I legit thought that at the end the "ow" like would be like Mario's "yahoo" during a backwards long jump
Jolly: (Drops a video.)
Me: (Dropping everything am doing to see it.)
There's gotta be some modder out there that can make this man a rom com with boxes as characters. Or a box horror flick or something.
Humans can actually develop a human-box relationship huh
This is actually a pretty cool idea, having random stuff ( or people ) shoved into crates.
"I wanna go back in the box... the box does not judge, it just hates."
I really enjoy jolly's content, I really think he's genuinely entertaining, by making good comments, simple but efficient jokes and a really appreciated humor around himself and not being that bright sometimes. Always a fun time to watch his videos!
Jolly and his tiny brain continues to amaze me.
Didn't know jolly stared in Tariq's thought provoking movie "Breaking B(u)ox"
Buck status: Broken
Holy shit, what a cool Monday. Mark Rober, Tom Scott, and YOU all uploaded new videos? What a great way to start the week.
The rebel popping out of the box I laughed so hard I woke everyone up
Could imagine an open world coop survival on a combine controlled Earth in the source engine. Looks perfectly good enough.
This mod: focussed around boxes.
Solid Snake: 👁👄👁
if you had a tiny clone of barney would you torture him?
"pocket rebels"
Antlion guard: me too!
We had Alien Grunt in a barrel, now we have security guard in a box.
Nice.
I loved the "MeSeeks" box section.
Watching you figure it out was awesome.
Fulfillment is something that I will never have in my life
Man, Prime day at the Amazon Fufillment Center was crazy.
Omg finally, a Jolly upload. I've been waiting for this for soo long.
Jolly: shoots a trapped crate that has manhacks in it showing the crates can have enemies in them
*proceeds to ignore the warning and almost dies*
1:25 she tried to ship herself to America but got to the wrong place:(
You know its going to be a banger video when jolly is confused as soon as the video starts and has to take chats advice within the first 30 seconds
The Barney clone lore set up in the Blue Shift videos finally makes sense!
2 videos within a few days. I FEEL BLESSED. Keep up the great work jolly
I've been watching since before the channel talked, so glad you still upload
"Too many crates" The Sequel
This is like the prequel to Too Many Crates, where humanity has just begun its experiments on the crates before they completely take over every aspect of modern technology.
alyx yelling with the music in the background was too good, like something you'd hear in a 90s movie when the main character goes to a rave
That was surprisingly well made!
I suspect the soldier came from the chopper. I remember a kind of weird bug in the original HL2 where you can kill the pilot before destroying the heli :P
man you must feel so much pride and accomplishment when ever you open one of those -loot boxes- Surprise Mechanics.
I would say the lights and the positioning of everything in the mod makes the gameplay great
yoo a jolly upload? my day has been blessed!
Enemies and allies jumping out of those boxes reminds me of Plants vs Zombies' vase breaker
You always make me smile jolly
It's always a good day when Jolly uploads
The longer jolly plays.
The more the box disappears from existence.
The entire helicopter sequence was amazing
a great showcase, i would've never known the potential of crate fuckery without this
The music in the last room was great!
One of the best mods I've seen jolly play.
This is enrichment its normal for gordons to do this. They do this when they're happy.
Your videos are guaranteed to increase my blood pressure
Looks like a spiritual succesor of Too many crates.
Took "unboxing" to a whole 'nother level
11:11
Alyx: *ababadadabadda*
Is this a miracle, 2 videos in 1 week?
Alright this may not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet, but man your work is honestly inspiring to me, which inspired me to make a video on a couple half life mods. Two out of the four were scraped because of a crash during editing and me not having saved the work. Funnily enough, one of those scrapped mods was actually Half Life CAGED (I recorded the footage and started on the editing probably a week before your video release). Thanks for your semi-funny videos that have inspired me to make my own semi-funny videos.
it's crazy actually being a hl2 mapper now and seeing names of people i know in these videos
I would play an entire game based off this concept.
A normal workday in an Amazon fulfillment center.
I had minecraft load up in the background and the menu music was playing through this and it fit perfectly
Jolly processes things like an early 1960s computer.
This is the box genocide redemption arc
When you release a video, I gain dopamine.
so many moments that reminded me of the elevator from the box massacre of 2018
I have never expected an unboxing video from Jolly
Breen appearing in the middle of the helicopter fight felt like that "oh shit its zack!" video
I was sad Jolly kinda died recently BUT HE'S BACK NOW and I'm so happy
Thanks for the great content Jolly
4:33 the guy doesn't see that you can climb that box to get to the other side is the best blind RUclipsr I've ever seen
Holy shit, i forgot you existed. Thanks to my recommendations i found you again!
I love how that guy stands behind the red barrell
"It's bigger inside"
-HL2 Boxes description
This mod is basically LuckyBlock but in Half-Life.
this needs to be a full length puzzle game