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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan Месяц назад +138

    “It’s how rabbits are. They’re harmless”
    Apparently someone hasn’t seen Monty python

    • @anthonypyritz2927
      @anthonypyritz2927 Месяц назад +7

      I don't know they have a mean kick.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +6

      They can also have a mean bite

    • @anthonypyritz2927
      @anthonypyritz2927 Месяц назад +5

      @@kohakuaiko I have actually seen a rabbit kick a snake to death defending it's young. Trust me rabbits have a mean kick.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +1

      @@anthonypyritz2927 neither statement excludes the other

    • @barelyasurvivor1257
      @barelyasurvivor1257 Месяц назад +1

      Ah yes the Vorpal Bunny

  • @micahjones1451
    @micahjones1451 Месяц назад +63

    Ferrets are balls of chaos on a good day XD

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +3

      Hyperactive rat-faced kitty 😂

    • @rogerelzenga4465
      @rogerelzenga4465 18 дней назад

      Stretched Hamster on crack!

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life 5 дней назад +2

      @@kohakuaiko I had a ferret owner describe it to me like this: "It's like having a cat, but it's always 3am."

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 2 дня назад

      I’ve seen one take peanut butter m&m’s out of someone’s mouth once. Nobody knew how to react.

  • @goatkiller666
    @goatkiller666 Месяц назад +49

    Cats also purr when afraid. While waiting at the vet, I let my cat out of his crate. He was in a new and scary place, with several strangers and unknown animals. My boy climbed inside my coat, and hid between me and the back of the chair. Purring loudly, very much not happy.
    Purring means “don’t leave me” than happiness. Usually it’s “Don’t leave, I lurve you.” But sometimes it “I’m scared, don’t leave me.”

    • @user-dj3nq8ty1o
      @user-dj3nq8ty1o Месяц назад +8

      Cats will also purr when in pain because the purring helps with "healing" and makes them feel better. Cats will also purr when content/stressed/scared/ happy/ as a way to say I'm not a threat, so don't be scared or attack me/ and a few other reasons that are more quirks of the individual cat then anything.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Месяц назад +1

      @@user-dj3nq8ty1oand most of the sounds they make are because they know that humans will react to the sound

    • @hauntedmedic373
      @hauntedmedic373 6 дней назад +2

      Huh, as I stated before
      You can always learn something new in a youtube comment section.

  • @shutterchick79
    @shutterchick79 Месяц назад +27

    Awww.... That German Shepherd 😄. What fun for a dog like that - all that attention and fetch games!

  • @sirsnufflepuffson1647
    @sirsnufflepuffson1647 Месяц назад +48

    Lol, that perpetual motion machine with teeth got me 😂😂.

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky Месяц назад +3

      I just now got to that, and had honestly thought your comment was going to be in reference to a hyper active cat.

  • @NathanMarcusSPhua
    @NathanMarcusSPhua Месяц назад +52

    "Most Human's definition of love seem to have a lot in common with what most species would classify as Psychological Torture."
    I mean, the line between the two is pretty damn thin.

  • @dnnstuff8087
    @dnnstuff8087 3 дня назад +4

    Asks for domesticated pets: brings an alligator

    • @dominiking69
      @dominiking69 16 часов назад

      Must've have Floridian ancestor's

  • @PerTrygveMyhrer
    @PerTrygveMyhrer Месяц назад +89

    Not sure herbivores from earth would be safer like a goat or pony

    • @goatkiller666
      @goatkiller666 Месяц назад

      Yeah. Cows have horns for a reason. Platypi have venomous spurs on their hind legs. Hippos are the most dangerous thing in Africa (if you don’t include humans). And now, because Pablo Escobar, there setting up a foothold in South America. Can’t wait to what happens when hippos and jaguars meet.

    • @user-dj3nq8ty1o
      @user-dj3nq8ty1o Месяц назад +11

      There are plant based aliens, so herbivores may as well be carnivores to them. What do you think but the animals reaction would probably be mixed.

    • @NecroGoblin-yl2fx
      @NecroGoblin-yl2fx Месяц назад +8

      well cows kill most people a year compared to other animals.
      herbivores are often underestimated as seen as harmless herbivores, but most can defend themself against carnivores :D

    • @mountainman5173
      @mountainman5173 Месяц назад +1

      Right?? I'm thinking of donkeys and their utter hatred of anything dog shaped😂

    • @bearstarpresents2264
      @bearstarpresents2264 Месяц назад

      Evolution is an arms race. If you have the most powerful, satanic looking predators in the galaxy, wtf did they evolve that type of power to kill? There’s a reason predators usually go after the weak, sick and the very young and old. Less energy wasted for reward, and hunts often fail. If nature has the spare capacity to make that thing, it’s not eating mice.

  • @bearprower
    @bearprower Месяц назад +22

    Downside of pets is how short their lives are compared to ours

    • @pfalky2k
      @pfalky2k 25 дней назад

      Agreed. The only upside being I have known a number of Amazing Cats, all of whom I am blessed & grateful to have spent some time with. Same is true of my 4 Rats I had the pleasure of keeping all too briefly, and my friends' various Dogs. A Snake, A few Rabbits, and one or two Horses

    • @do_research
      @do_research 24 дня назад

      It actually depends on your preference. For example:
      Tortoises: Can live 100-150 years, and some have been reported to live for centuries.
      That is just one species out of others that have similar lifespans.

    • @do_research
      @do_research 24 дня назад +2

      ​@@pfalky2kif you like turtles they have a massive lifespan. Some live up to 70-100 years and some have been reported to live centuries. The bigger the turtle the longer the lifespan

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 20 дней назад

      a gold fish is short and most people move on incredibly fast. a dog or cat at 10-14 years with you is much harder to deal with.

  • @angelicaantezana9114
    @angelicaantezana9114 Месяц назад +13

    I enjoyed this story, these sci-fi stories between aliens and humans are a refreshing change of pace from the usual, typical sci-fi plots.
    I know the whole “humans are the GOAT species in the galaxy” isn’t everyone’s cup of tea and I can see how some would view the trope as arrogant/tiring, I have greatly enjoyed how the writer(s) have taken everyday things in our human lives and made it look crazy, chaotic, revolutionary and inspiring through the perspective of the alien characters.
    It’s exactly the type of writing I aspire to and part of my own personal philosophy: that some of the greatest things in this world can be the most common, overlooked and unappreciated things in life, if we take a step back and learn how to appreciate them.
    Thank you.

    • @faultier407
      @faultier407 Месяц назад +1

      Well said!

    • @Scorchbrand
      @Scorchbrand 11 дней назад

      I always imagined interacting with a species that is harmed by, or even fully dissolves in water and them saying “wait, you willingly let water rain down on you to _clean_ with? Next thing you’ll say is that it falls from your sky!” In the same manner that we would be shocked about the use of acid for showers

  • @gavindooly2375
    @gavindooly2375 29 дней назад +6

    Jake is from Florida. There is a Florida man in space... Let the fuckery begin.

  • @user-dj3nq8ty1o
    @user-dj3nq8ty1o Месяц назад +8

    If only we as humans were actually like this as a species, because if we were. there would be little to no discrimination/ bullying/ war/ conflict/ etc.
    Side note: we fight/ discriminate/ bully/hold grudges/ hate/ etc, Other humans but tend to get along better with our pets that are not even human.
    What does that say about us as humans?
    I know not all are like this, but I'm talking about humans in general.

  • @anthonypyritz2927
    @anthonypyritz2927 Месяц назад +4

    That fluffulus harmlessicus sounds like the perfect pet for a Stoner.

  • @Meme_tlg_69
    @Meme_tlg_69 16 дней назад +4

    Dinosaur on a leash ❌
    Then I saw an alicia ✅

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 20 дней назад +3

    Crows are going to be the next sapient creatures if I had to guess.

  • @MareeHughes
    @MareeHughes Месяц назад +11

    It a very good and funny story.

  • @restinpeace-s8c
    @restinpeace-s8c Месяц назад +6

    the major drawback for human pets would be the pain they inflict on us the pain of loss becuse they don't live as long as us

  • @danatos24
    @danatos24 Месяц назад +6

    Humans: Aww, it's a puppers🥺
    Aliens: Hears Sephiroth theme
    Edit: after listening to the whole story, I find me using Sephiroth's theme hystrical for the aliens' thoughts.

  • @astolfrodolfo9868
    @astolfrodolfo9868 Месяц назад +17

    I can't help but notice that besides me and one other pearson no one else mentioned that THE GUY BROUGHT A FUCKING ALLIGATOR MEANING IT'S HIS PET!!! Wonder if he's from Florida or was it another state in the meme?

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +3

      🤷🏼‍♀️ Could be from Louisiana

    • @Scorchbrand
      @Scorchbrand 11 дней назад +1

      @@kohakuaikonah couldn’t be. We could understand every word he said

    • @infernalarson6790
      @infernalarson6790 11 дней назад

      From Florida also baby alligator is adorable

    • @Tamalain
      @Tamalain 8 дней назад

      A death puppy. I will pass, thank you very much.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 8 дней назад +1

      @@Scorchbrand I know many people from Louisiana who are perfectly understandable. They have to tell people where they're from because their accent is "vaguely southern".

  • @Kyler410.
    @Kyler410. 5 дней назад +1

    Florida man with a alligator

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 Месяц назад +4

    2:45 funny how our herbivores are dangerous in a far more unpredictable manner than our carnivores

  • @sarahjenkins4013
    @sarahjenkins4013 16 дней назад

    I truly enjoyed this story. I look forward to many more of your stories.

  • @CliffNerply
    @CliffNerply Месяц назад +2

    I love the previous-gen AI imagery. It's so surreal in the way only pre-diffusion AI models can be, that it somehow circles back around to suiting the story.

  • @illam9500
    @illam9500 Месяц назад +2

    Im bringing my beagle. Surely they must like that

  • @JohnnyFastbuck
    @JohnnyFastbuck 20 дней назад +1

    The parrot is much more closely related to dinosaurs (Avian dinosaur) than the alligator. This was figured out relatively recently.

  • @spaceemperorkarl121
    @spaceemperorkarl121 Месяц назад +2

    AI art is so funny XD never understood uncanny valley until now lmao

  • @ClaytonLovendale
    @ClaytonLovendale 15 дней назад +1

    This was a fun story, a bit far fetched still this is what makes the charm.

  • @ТимурФахуртдинов
    @ТимурФахуртдинов Месяц назад +1

    Meanwhile Ivan with bown bear: Миша! Хочешь арбуз? (Medved' pet name russians usually call as their little child. Misha! Wanna watermelon?)

  • @cptmalcolmreynolds3623
    @cptmalcolmreynolds3623 Месяц назад +2

    20:48 R2-D2!!!!

  • @falconcorban4128
    @falconcorban4128 29 дней назад +2

    A tengu or monitor make more sense than a gator, gators aren't as common as a pet.

  • @mountainman5173
    @mountainman5173 Месяц назад +2

    So... love = psychological torture? I can't say that I disagree.😂

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Месяц назад

    I love that one AI drawing where the carrot is as big as a pineapple and on one tray what vaguely resembles a small cactus.

  • @onarollof4
    @onarollof4 День назад

    8 minutes in and I'm wondering where the cats are....

  • @LibertyWolf1
    @LibertyWolf1 24 дня назад +1

    Hey AI. Chickens/birds are the most closely related modern animal to dinosaurs.

  • @皇智龍
    @皇智龍 9 дней назад

    fury has a flerken lol

  • @cptmalcolmreynolds3623
    @cptmalcolmreynolds3623 Месяц назад +2

    Fun to think about, but the universe is so big, chances are this is happening or happened somewhere

  • @smashbrolink
    @smashbrolink 27 дней назад +2

    I really wish you'd just get a person to read this; the AI's frequent pauses, stumbles, and sometimes entirely wrong words really ruin what would otherwise be an enjoyable reading/audiobook experience.

  • @marthabenner6528
    @marthabenner6528 19 дней назад

    My Dad had a pet bear when he was 3.

  • @davidl.leggate8186
    @davidl.leggate8186 21 день назад +1

    😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊10/10

  • @TheFearlessTitan
    @TheFearlessTitan 3 дня назад +1

    Alligators and other reptiles are not related to dinosaurs, dinosaurs are more bird like infact birds are actual dinosaurs still alive today so dinosaurs didn't die put they flew to the Sky's

  • @ronsindric4241
    @ronsindric4241 Месяц назад

    Wondercwhat they would think of my PET ROCK ?

  • @Aharpoon24
    @Aharpoon24 24 дня назад

    The AI background pics are hilarious. missing legs, disproportionate fingers etc. all the inconsistencies.

  • @joshuaridgway3230
    @joshuaridgway3230 21 день назад +1

    With the rise of both AI voices and AI written stories I’m at loss for who to blame for the butchery of language, story structure and dialogue this story represents.

  • @slimeylimey1839
    @slimeylimey1839 Месяц назад +4

    17:37 Hey Sexy Lord!

  • @ronsindric4241
    @ronsindric4241 Месяц назад +1

    A rehash of a previously posted tail, er tale

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 Месяц назад +2

    we have a herbivore nicknamed "black d3ath" so...

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 Месяц назад +2

    Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️ 😶‍🌫️ 🙏🏻
    ✌🏻 🐵 ✌🏻

  • @danatos24
    @danatos24 Месяц назад

    "Miniature dinosaur" 6:00

  • @justinsteele4756
    @justinsteele4756 Месяц назад +2

    Not bad story funny to

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 20 дней назад +1

    Gene modified pets would not surprise me in humanities future.

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 Месяц назад +1

    17:35 come again?

  • @cyberstar251
    @cyberstar251 16 дней назад

    20:30 r2d2 what are you doing here?

  • @NecroGoblin-yl2fx
    @NecroGoblin-yl2fx Месяц назад +1

    the AI really made a crazy stupid story this time.

  • @restinpeace-s8c
    @restinpeace-s8c Месяц назад +1

    these ai picture got to go or at est fix the glaring mistakes in them

  • @Ondranai
    @Ondranai Месяц назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sdragut
    @sdragut Месяц назад +3

    wow. these AI created pictures are getting stupider & stupider every day. hehe. The story is no good & not worth watching when the pictures are nonsensical & idiotic

    • @cptmalcolmreynolds3623
      @cptmalcolmreynolds3623 Месяц назад

      Oh come on. AI will get better. Some AI channels are better than others

    • @sdragut
      @sdragut Месяц назад

      @@cptmalcolmreynolds3623 no it won't. You live in fantasy land & watch too much sci fi. An AI will never get the subtle nuances of human interaction & common sense no matter how much processing power it has because it can never develop instinct. It can mimic at best but it will be as fake as the eye blinking imitation. There are plenty of humans available cheap to edit and read these stories but those posting them are too cheap & stupid to realize it because common sense is not common

  • @fernfowler8548
    @fernfowler8548 Месяц назад

    This is a bad idea this is going to come back and bite you in the butt do not believe him

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 20 дней назад

    Crows are going to be the next sapient creatures if I had to guess.