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We will we will rock you 😅

All jokes aside one of the hottest peppers out there was originally developed by the Indian military for crowd control and it’s one you have to sign a release of responsibility before you can eat one.

Think of the hospital bills 😂😂😂

If this is how aliens react to Earth house pets, imagine how they'll react to hearing our many kinds of music.

An interesting quirk to our domestication of dogs is that their ancestor species is an obligate carnivore. But in the 5000 or so years we’ve spent with them, they somehow acquired the gene to produce an enzyme necessary to digest grains. Dogs are omnivores, though they prefer meat. Which is why most kibble (dry) dog food is plant-based. On the other hand, humans did not domesticate cats. Cats domesticated us. They are still obligate carnivores. And even though we feed them, they still hunt. And they are very proficient hunters. They are some of the most successful murderers on the planet. And I have to say, the way u/Hambone handled earth cats in the j-verse was far more nuanced than this. If humans are super strong from our high gravity planet, then so are cats. It wasn’t just that cats have a chase instinct, they are physically strong enough to kill most sapient beings. Guns that would pulverize most aliens feel to us like being slapped. So if a cat can jump onto my kitchen counter under Earth gravity, the insane acrobatic parkour they can do anywhere else, with claws coated in bacteria… a single cat in a bad mood could pose a legit threat to an entire spaceship.

Get rid of the ai voice

Isn't fauna plants?

She should register a complaint about specieist treatments.

Cats are NOT "non-sentient" beings . . . .cats love their offspring, cats are proud of their hunting skill and bring "Trophies" . . . they have an Ego. . . . .Ants are sentient beings. . they know their own species. . .they know their "job" of the day. . .bees use interpretive dances to tell other bees the distance and direction of new food. . . . all of this is "self awareness". . . . . . .Sentience . . .

Funny story!

A cat, even predators are scared of them!

I'm not sure about these stories, Jake seems to get blamed for everything thats the professor's fault and he is a terrible excuse for a teacher. Clearly more interested in his own work rather than teaching. Seems like someone that shouldn't be in charge of others for fear of fatalities. Would definitely wind up the education board

What aliens don't have ghost stories?

Can I get back up from the floor? That was soooooo Funny. Great one.

This is ridiculous humans arent THAT dangerous.

Thanks! Another good story but the AI reader still needs work and the captioning doesn't match the reader!

The story is good. However, the AI reader still needs work and the random change in the voice is out of place snd and just annoying!

I think stories are funny and quite entertaining.

Her lack of concern for the safety or sanity of her classmates and her intense focus on her own wants and desires, combined with her immediate self-pity, makes her look like a narcissistic phycopath. I know these stories are supposed to be entertaining, but really?

You know, these AI reads usually piss me off. However, “gravity fucks arena” almost makes it bearable.

WOW Sarah is a dangerous idiot who needs to be sent back from earth and forbidden from interacting with aliens ever again

There Jack in the middle of it. Story fun different. All step up no fear but definitely not fearless. I won’t be doing mushroom with those critters description in my head. Then again! I am Human!

The added subtitles are terrible. "Rise" instead of 'writhed', etc..

the major drawback for human pets would be the pain they inflict on us the pain of loss becuse they don't live as long as us

these ai picture got to go or at est fix the glaring mistakes in them

Awww.... That German Shepherd 😄. What fun for a dog like that - all that attention and fetch games!

Wouldn’t it have been much more economically productive to have a voice modulator made for Jake, rather than multiple noice cancelling head phones (carefully modulated) for each aliens physiology. Saving credits, time and product. I would have been far more impressed. On another note… Can we have one human only as stated by the story line and not have to view multiple humans in the artwork. Not to be pedantic or anything, but bloody hell, storyline and artwork need to be on the same page.

I love the previous-gen AI imagery. It's so surreal in the way only pre-diffusion AI models can be, that it somehow circles back around to suiting the story.

They really need to fix the transcripts on these stories.

I love old Monty Python you kicked in there....

the AI really made a crazy stupid story this time.

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One story one voice please

Nice story but stop using Ai to read it for you… it’s lazy af and boring

Brown Cynthia Lee Kevin Hall Sandra

Someone needs to tell the AI image generator to stop watching Star War movies... seriously, there's Tie fighters fused with frozen alien bodies...

17:37 Hey Sexy Lord!

Swimming in an actual vacuum wouldn't work at all. Aldo, you probably couldn't survive without air.

😂😂😂😂😂

Harris Brenda Miller Robert Davis Christopher

Some parts repetitive. And I don't get the "baby shark" reference, must be some internet thing I didn't see or hear about.

How about aliens watch RODEO. Like bull riding?

Everyone has an "existential crisis" in these stories...

Walker Karen Thompson Christopher Smith Elizabeth

Yeehaaw

White Robert Martin Edward Smith Donald

Some glaring holes but funny.

😂😂😂 this story had me rolling

Nice the leroy jenkins

My main problem with the story aside the ... questionably physics involved: She did not "ace" the class, she *FAILED* it. She did not take any form of precaution, did not listen to her instructor (in this case teacher), was being a clutz and a jokester the whole time, "by accident" exposed herself knowingly to possible dangers. She basically is the (frightening, dangerous) class clown and anomaly at best.