I figured it couldnt be real. Otherwise it would be the last frontier on earth where non pc tv still exists. If you start to hear the words "courageous and brave" on your tv, then you will know NZ has been corrupted
I'm an Australian from Perth. NZ was on my list of places to go since meeting many Kiwi friends. But Guy Martin has single handedly pushed my want to go to NZ from a want to a need.
@@ErnestTheElephant haha, i didnt even catch that. guy martin is awesome too though. he competed in the isle of man tt, crashed pretty bad. has a tv show where he does awesome stuff. he seems a bit autistic. but a good chap, with a lot of talent on two wheels.
HOLY SHIT i went there on a school trip and Josh asked us if we knew Guy and he was like they came here a day ago or a couple hours ago i didnt hear him properly. I can confirm he said a day ago my friend was closer to him when he was talking so HELL YEAH JONO AND BEN and guy
I used to work a the place that printed the uncensored mag. This guy and Helen (red jacket and wig included) Would turn up in an old hillman hunter from the 70s for press check every couple weeks..they are the real deal people.if there was a movie based on them it would splatter minds.keep watching the skys people
This is funny as. But at the same time I do agree there is something up why did we never go back to such an amazing discovery and accomplishment surely there was more to see and experiment
Met John at an expo once. Offered me a free mag, I started reading it and laughing at it. He seemed to think I enjoyed it, so he gave me two more to 'give to friends.' One of the best comedy magazines I have ever read.
Shit! NZ never used to be funny...What happened? Who hit the funny switch there?? I love this...As an ex-pat Kiwi, one of the main reasons I left was due to the serious lack of funny in my home country...All attempts at comedy on NZ TV always resulted in a dramatic nationwide spike in domestic violence, and suicides. I left because I knew I was about to become a spree killer if they aired one more episode of (insert any NZ comedy from the 1980'S here)...Now I know it's safe for me to go back home...Thank you
Dunno why I'm taking this seriously but: A big ass rock skipping across the moons surface is evidence of life on the moon. k. Do they not need oxygen? Also, When I look at the surface of the moon with my scope... why is there nothing there but what we left there? Great show so far btw. News should be like this.
i will agree the latest matrix is among the worst movies of all time. the third pretty average. but the first one was absolutely fantastic, and the second if memory serves was all right too.
I remember when matrix spoofs was kinda a bit old hat five years after i saw it in theater. And then kinda even oldier hat five years after that. “Do i make u randy, baby?” Do i? Fucking shites, can’t tell if they wanna do a jokey joke, shit on conspiracies, or do that bit where they appeal to nimrods or “the teet” by acting like humorous intellectuals who aren’t trying to steal a buck from the early 2 thousands. Cuz normies and smarties totally watch ur shit. Ha. They don’t! We did watch the matrix, however. Smarmy, four letter, half wit sooth sayers, as it were. Go on!
Ben pls comment back. tonight I am having a Ben burger for tea. I love you guys. it would be a dream come true to meet yous. soon I will have Jono burger. you guys are what I want to be like. yous are the star's of my life pls shout me out. I also live in New Zealand too. 💜💜💜
New Zealanders are poorly served by their media. I thought the days of goofball idiots doing unfunny stupid things in the media was over. Apparently not.
"Well I'm a Helen Clark imp...well, I'm Helen Clark"
Fuckn 'ell Helen
"Well its true!"
I fully lost it when helen clarke pulled up
So unexpected. lols
Guy: I'm finding this hard to beli-
John: I don't care.
*awkward pause*
Guy: okay.
Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001
www.renegadetribune.com/smoking-gun-evidence-magazine-was-already-in-mosque-shell-casings-disappeared-mid-air/
I saw this comment right as it happened
@@RedPlaystationController what a load of shite
Shorts and jandals with Jacket and tie. True kiwi
Legend i finished your sentence
The guys a reporter a true Kiwi would beat the shit out of him as soon as he opened his lying mouth.
@@shadowbanned5164 He's not a reporter though. He's a comedian.
"I'll be the cool chick!" LMFAO
Fucking hell, Helen.
Trinity isnt actually thst cool
Helen Clark lady LOL
"i don't know what's comedy or what's serious" - then you're outside the matrix!
Not knowing the difference between seriousness and comedy is actually a sign you're outside the matrix.
If I told you I'd have to kill myself.
I don't know how but that's the first time I've heard that spin on a common phrase... I love it.
„I dont know whats comic and whats serious“ - „well theb you‘re outside the matrix“
actual deep stuff right there
no it really isnt
3:35 this man running the star dome is probably wondering how life events led to this
Is New Zealand a real place? Or just a state of mind? Because i want to live there
Triggered Troll , no it’s not real ,fuck off.
Not real
I figured it couldnt be real. Otherwise it would be the last frontier on earth where non pc tv still exists. If you start to hear the words "courageous and brave" on your tv, then you will know NZ has been corrupted
@@Pete-z6e exactly
Triggered Troll , if I need advice from you , I’ll ask for it.
"I thought we were going to dress up as the Matrix!" "I forgot, how's that?" Classic.
I'm an Australian from Perth. NZ was on my list of places to go since meeting many Kiwi friends. But Guy Martin has single handedly pushed my want to go to NZ from a want to a need.
Who tf is Guy Martin
My ex got deathly ill there and persuaded me to avoid it but like.. If I ever want to travel and have money, I'm swimming over
Guy Martin is the motorbike racer and truck mechanic. The boat that guy built is a great series. But different to this blokes stuff.
@@ErnestTheElephant haha, i didnt even catch that. guy martin is awesome too though. he competed in the isle of man tt, crashed pretty bad. has a tv show where he does awesome stuff. he seems a bit autistic. but a good chap, with a lot of talent on two wheels.
Reading your comment as I'm sitting at Perth airport on my way to Auckland
Helen Clark wtf lmao
I can only aspire to be that bat-shit crazy when i'm that old. Godspeed Morpheus
lol I cant argue with that
You mean morbius?
This deserves more views!
Guy Williams took the piss on one level, but this American conspiracy guy took the piss on the next level. Literally outside the matrix.
This channel is so underrated. You are genuinely slightly above mediocre. Rark on m8.
So a rock on the moon rolled down the slope of a crater and this proves.. what exactly?
How did it get up the hill?
@@morriswest5370 The thing with hills, is that part of the hill is at the top, part of the hill is at the bottom. Otherwise you don't have a hill.
That Morpheus lives on the moon....
That the Matrix is a good movie
@dassaer1980 Roll back to primary school science mate
This is the all time best ever!!
Fuck I forgot you were there for a minute Helen 🤣
HOLY SHIT i went there on a school trip and Josh asked us if we knew Guy and he was like they came here a day ago or a couple hours ago i didnt hear him properly.
I can confirm he said a day ago my friend was closer to him when he was talking so HELL YEAH JONO AND BEN and guy
i talked to John myself out west and might i say it was hard to get a word out :'D I know your feels guy HAHAHA
I used to work a the place that printed the uncensored mag. This guy and Helen (red jacket and wig included)
Would turn up in an old hillman hunter from the 70s for press check every couple weeks..they are the real deal people.if there was a movie based on them it would splatter minds.keep watching the skys people
Whoah..- the truth IS stranger than fiction! 👍👽
facts
people r 2 stuck in news nowadays
My first car was a Hillman Hunter. Still had a crank start! Fuck I'm old.
This is funny as. But at the same time I do agree there is something up why did we never go back to such an amazing discovery and accomplishment surely there was more to see and experiment
This just in: the moon doesn't exist
Omg that magazine is a fucking hoot
This is literally an advertisement for the Matrix and nothing else.
Did anyone else think the guy at 1:42 looks like harry potter? he's not just a science nerd he's a fukn wizard
How do you not know this already..
And Helen was there also
1:20 The "carpark" where students eat lunch and no one parks their cars.
Dey can barely afford mi goreng noodux let alone gas😑
Lol love these segments
John is a bloody legend
Man I gotta catch you at Uni man for real
Met John at an expo once. Offered me a free mag, I started reading it and laughing at it. He seemed to think I enjoyed it, so he gave me two more to 'give to friends.' One of the best comedy magazines I have ever read.
looks like sailing stones tracks
This cannot be real. If so, then we may actually be in a matrix
Shit! NZ never used to be funny...What happened? Who hit the funny switch there?? I love this...As an ex-pat Kiwi, one of the main reasons I left was due to the serious lack of funny in my home country...All attempts at comedy on NZ TV always resulted in a dramatic nationwide spike in domestic violence, and suicides. I left because I knew I was about to become a spree killer if they aired one more episode of (insert any NZ comedy from the 1980'S here)...Now I know it's safe for me to go back home...Thank you
haha, true. most nz comedy is pretty mediocre. british comedy is the best.
awesome. Thank you. :)
I see weird shit going on everywhere i look
This man is correct about everything. Fucken legend✊🏽
Holy moly.....
Hahahahaha ha. 😅🤣😂👍👍💫🧚♀️✨✨
dO i HavE A CaTEgoRy? nO!
idk why but he reminds me of the guy from dark tourist??
Was that Nexus magazine ?
The guy who apparently knows about the truth doesn't know the word quadruple
I have watched this video. Thank you Guy, you weirdo.
Fuck yea the matrix is a dope movie
Too bad about the sequels
The matrix was a documentary..
2:16
Im not sure what parts of this is comedy and what is serious.
Dunno why I'm taking this seriously but:
A big ass rock skipping across the moons surface is evidence of life on the moon.
k.
Do they not need oxygen? Also, When I look at the surface of the moon with my scope... why is there nothing there but what we left there?
Great show so far btw. News should be like this.
The bro sheamus!
Flip,this is classic.
The first matrix is pretty good. The rest of them are just atrocious
McFuckin Major Tom. 👌
The old guy looks like David icke
When I saw the thumbnail I thought that guy was harry potter
Hi hi prime minister.. sweaty hands..
How to break out of Matrix: 5g in silent darkness
The Matrix is a documentary...
Holy Ship did anybody else see Harry Potter wears Ron and Hermione
Okey but nz is just really good at shoving open thinkers into a comedy box
*Guys were in the matrix*
Time to ask people If earth is flat?
Shit a brick Jono, you ain't talked to me yet...
_conclusive_
helens got better looking
Guy Williams on joe Rogan when
Wait is it Williams
WAS ANY OF THIS REAL?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m looking to set up a support group for people who think The Matrix is shit. We’ve currently got no one to express this opinion to.
i will agree the latest matrix is among the worst movies of all time. the third pretty average. but the first one was absolutely fantastic, and the second if memory serves was all right too.
Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001
9th of november 2001? whats significant about that date?
@@CharlieTV Lol, passports are listed as Day/Month/Year. I think Fractal Wave was trying to change it to Month/Day/Year.
Chicago KJV in the USA their read dates as mentioned above I believe.
I remember when matrix spoofs was kinda a bit old hat five years after i saw it in theater. And then kinda even oldier hat five years after that. “Do i make u randy, baby?” Do i? Fucking shites, can’t tell if they wanna do a jokey joke, shit on conspiracies, or do that bit where they appeal to nimrods or “the teet” by acting like humorous intellectuals who aren’t trying to steal a buck from the early 2 thousands. Cuz normies and smarties totally watch ur shit. Ha. They don’t! We did watch the matrix, however. Smarmy, four letter, half wit sooth sayers, as it were. Go on!
But flat earth
Why do all the cracked out Americans end up in New Zealand
@@foxyMcFoxface Yeah Im pretty sure they did. I think he is currently serving time in a Hawaiian Prison
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Guys low-key cute
Ben pls comment back. tonight I am having a Ben burger for tea. I love you guys. it would be a dream come true to meet yous. soon I will have Jono burger. you guys are what I want to be like. yous are the star's of my life pls shout me out. I also live in New Zealand too. 💜💜💜
Wtf is guy wearing
Stop yelling
He has to be american didnt he. Typical.
just another seppo...
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Watching the clueless Guy Williams try and make sense of what this guy is saying is a joke.
Why are all conspiracy theorists absolutely nuts
Ratel.H Badger tbh ,I think he’s sort of pulling the leg.
Why the haters so uptight?
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It’s funny and all, but all this does is reinforce the pejorative term “conspiracy theorist” and equate it to unimportant things
Not to mention trivialising the very real FACT of lunar habitation.
great insight mate
sad.. poor guy thought you might be a decent human..
Stupid shoe. Utter nonsense.
God dammit Guy Williams. You're right on the brink of a major discovery and you choose to take the piss and quit. I'm quite disappointed.
New Zealanders are poorly served by their media. I thought the days of goofball idiots doing unfunny stupid things in the media was over. Apparently not.
Guy is so Lame
Dear New Zealanders,
You don’t have an accent, you just all speak wrong.
Don't pack a sad mate.
Tosser
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