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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 216

  • @silehpanda
    @silehpanda 6 лет назад +248

    "Well I'm a Helen Clark imp...well, I'm Helen Clark"
    Fuckn 'ell Helen
    "Well its true!"

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 4 года назад +95

    I fully lost it when helen clarke pulled up

    • @BoobyTrap8
      @BoobyTrap8 3 года назад +2

      So unexpected. lols

  • @gracemcewing734
    @gracemcewing734 6 лет назад +661

    Guy: I'm finding this hard to beli-
    John: I don't care.
    *awkward pause*
    Guy: okay.

    • @fractalwave9661
      @fractalwave9661 6 лет назад +3

      Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001

    • @RedPlaystationController
      @RedPlaystationController 5 лет назад

      www.renegadetribune.com/smoking-gun-evidence-magazine-was-already-in-mosque-shell-casings-disappeared-mid-air/

    • @ibk97
      @ibk97 5 лет назад +2

      I saw this comment right as it happened

    • @Paul-mq5yn
      @Paul-mq5yn 5 лет назад +2

      @@RedPlaystationController what a load of shite

  • @soulsearcher9620
    @soulsearcher9620 6 лет назад +265

    Shorts and jandals with Jacket and tie. True kiwi

    • @bigtuberdong2189
      @bigtuberdong2189 6 лет назад +4

      Legend i finished your sentence

    • @shadowbanned5164
      @shadowbanned5164 6 лет назад +1

      The guys a reporter a true Kiwi would beat the shit out of him as soon as he opened his lying mouth.

    • @mathewjensen6903
      @mathewjensen6903 5 лет назад +3

      @@shadowbanned5164 He's not a reporter though. He's a comedian.

  • @Waddelz
    @Waddelz 6 лет назад +138

    "I'll be the cool chick!" LMFAO

  • @VegasSharp
    @VegasSharp 6 лет назад +84

    Helen Clark lady LOL

  • @lankymoose1831
    @lankymoose1831 5 лет назад +85

    "i don't know what's comedy or what's serious" - then you're outside the matrix!

  • @carlfike7504
    @carlfike7504 6 лет назад +71

    Not knowing the difference between seriousness and comedy is actually a sign you're outside the matrix.

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 6 лет назад +65

    If I told you I'd have to kill myself.
    I don't know how but that's the first time I've heard that spin on a common phrase... I love it.

  • @teakwondochest3287
    @teakwondochest3287 5 лет назад +35

    „I dont know whats comic and whats serious“ - „well theb you‘re outside the matrix“
    actual deep stuff right there

  • @cuzzyXXL
    @cuzzyXXL 5 лет назад +23

    3:35 this man running the star dome is probably wondering how life events led to this

  • @triggeredtroll6466
    @triggeredtroll6466 6 лет назад +422

    Is New Zealand a real place? Or just a state of mind? Because i want to live there

    • @Pete-z6e
      @Pete-z6e 6 лет назад +35

      Triggered Troll , no it’s not real ,fuck off.

    • @kingtipuna1221
      @kingtipuna1221 6 лет назад +23

      Not real

    • @triggeredtroll6466
      @triggeredtroll6466 6 лет назад +21

      I figured it couldnt be real. Otherwise it would be the last frontier on earth where non pc tv still exists. If you start to hear the words "courageous and brave" on your tv, then you will know NZ has been corrupted

    • @giantkiwi2.052
      @giantkiwi2.052 6 лет назад +4

      @@Pete-z6e exactly

    • @Pete-z6e
      @Pete-z6e 6 лет назад +2

      Triggered Troll , if I need advice from you , I’ll ask for it.

  • @skonenblades
    @skonenblades 6 лет назад +26

    "I thought we were going to dress up as the Matrix!" "I forgot, how's that?" Classic.

  • @250Lit
    @250Lit 3 года назад +19

    I'm an Australian from Perth. NZ was on my list of places to go since meeting many Kiwi friends. But Guy Martin has single handedly pushed my want to go to NZ from a want to a need.

    • @ErnestTheElephant
      @ErnestTheElephant 2 года назад +7

      Who tf is Guy Martin

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 года назад

      My ex got deathly ill there and persuaded me to avoid it but like.. If I ever want to travel and have money, I'm swimming over

    • @thorgosh1475
      @thorgosh1475 2 года назад +3

      Guy Martin is the motorbike racer and truck mechanic. The boat that guy built is a great series. But different to this blokes stuff.

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 года назад +1

      @@ErnestTheElephant haha, i didnt even catch that. guy martin is awesome too though. he competed in the isle of man tt, crashed pretty bad. has a tv show where he does awesome stuff. he seems a bit autistic. but a good chap, with a lot of talent on two wheels.

    • @Aaron7508
      @Aaron7508 2 года назад +1

      Reading your comment as I'm sitting at Perth airport on my way to Auckland

  • @lz.75
    @lz.75 6 лет назад +42

    Helen Clark wtf lmao

  • @whatshappenedhere1784
    @whatshappenedhere1784 6 лет назад +137

    I can only aspire to be that bat-shit crazy when i'm that old. Godspeed Morpheus

  • @user-cc4go1jk9s
    @user-cc4go1jk9s 6 лет назад +8

    This deserves more views!

  • @mathewjensen6903
    @mathewjensen6903 5 лет назад +12

    Guy Williams took the piss on one level, but this American conspiracy guy took the piss on the next level. Literally outside the matrix.

  • @freddiekay
    @freddiekay 2 года назад +2

    This channel is so underrated. You are genuinely slightly above mediocre. Rark on m8.

  • @orange42
    @orange42 6 лет назад +50

    So a rock on the moon rolled down the slope of a crater and this proves.. what exactly?

    • @morriswest5370
      @morriswest5370 6 лет назад +11

      How did it get up the hill?

    • @orange42
      @orange42 6 лет назад +21

      @@morriswest5370 The thing with hills, is that part of the hill is at the top, part of the hill is at the bottom. Otherwise you don't have a hill.

    • @santos.l.halper1999
      @santos.l.halper1999 6 лет назад +1

      That Morpheus lives on the moon....

    • @ohtrueyeahnah
      @ohtrueyeahnah 6 лет назад +1

      That the Matrix is a good movie

    • @MrWasa20
      @MrWasa20 5 лет назад +4

      @dassaer1980 Roll back to primary school science mate

  • @ADIO754
    @ADIO754 4 года назад

    This is the all time best ever!!

  • @shademclellan6550
    @shademclellan6550 3 года назад +1

    Fuck I forgot you were there for a minute Helen 🤣

  • @bigtuberdong2189
    @bigtuberdong2189 6 лет назад +5

    HOLY SHIT i went there on a school trip and Josh asked us if we knew Guy and he was like they came here a day ago or a couple hours ago i didnt hear him properly.
    I can confirm he said a day ago my friend was closer to him when he was talking so HELL YEAH JONO AND BEN and guy

  • @teeheetee
    @teeheetee 5 лет назад +2

    i talked to John myself out west and might i say it was hard to get a word out :'D I know your feels guy HAHAHA

  • @mitchmack3509
    @mitchmack3509 6 лет назад +18

    I used to work a the place that printed the uncensored mag. This guy and Helen (red jacket and wig included)
    Would turn up in an old hillman hunter from the 70s for press check every couple weeks..they are the real deal people.if there was a movie based on them it would splatter minds.keep watching the skys people

  • @nom1533
    @nom1533 5 лет назад +2

    This is funny as. But at the same time I do agree there is something up why did we never go back to such an amazing discovery and accomplishment surely there was more to see and experiment

  • @mydude6309
    @mydude6309 6 лет назад +8

    This just in: the moon doesn't exist

  • @dannymadison6335
    @dannymadison6335 5 лет назад +1

    Omg that magazine is a fucking hoot

  • @bennydawnbringer8153
    @bennydawnbringer8153 4 года назад +3

    This is literally an advertisement for the Matrix and nothing else.

  • @SometimesImadoor
    @SometimesImadoor 6 лет назад +8

    Did anyone else think the guy at 1:42 looks like harry potter? he's not just a science nerd he's a fukn wizard

  • @apexhitter4209
    @apexhitter4209 5 лет назад

    How do you not know this already..

  • @comradenz1927
    @comradenz1927 5 лет назад +2

    And Helen was there also

  • @DC4444
    @DC4444 6 лет назад +8

    1:20 The "carpark" where students eat lunch and no one parks their cars.

    • @xroadwalker
      @xroadwalker 6 лет назад

      Dey can barely afford mi goreng noodux let alone gas😑

  • @dimensionxii
    @dimensionxii 5 лет назад +1

    Lol love these segments

  • @aimeemuller6970
    @aimeemuller6970 6 лет назад +2

    John is a bloody legend

  • @samisonitupou9180
    @samisonitupou9180 6 лет назад +1

    Man I gotta catch you at Uni man for real

  • @RickReasonnz
    @RickReasonnz 5 лет назад +6

    Met John at an expo once. Offered me a free mag, I started reading it and laughing at it. He seemed to think I enjoyed it, so he gave me two more to 'give to friends.' One of the best comedy magazines I have ever read.

  • @Paul-mq5yn
    @Paul-mq5yn 5 лет назад +1

    looks like sailing stones tracks

  • @Inesophet
    @Inesophet 6 лет назад +2

    This cannot be real. If so, then we may actually be in a matrix

  • @psydwaindah
    @psydwaindah 4 года назад +3

    Shit! NZ never used to be funny...What happened? Who hit the funny switch there?? I love this...As an ex-pat Kiwi, one of the main reasons I left was due to the serious lack of funny in my home country...All attempts at comedy on NZ TV always resulted in a dramatic nationwide spike in domestic violence, and suicides. I left because I knew I was about to become a spree killer if they aired one more episode of (insert any NZ comedy from the 1980'S here)...Now I know it's safe for me to go back home...Thank you

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 года назад

      haha, true. most nz comedy is pretty mediocre. british comedy is the best.

  • @kristinawashington1773
    @kristinawashington1773 6 лет назад

    awesome. Thank you. :)

  • @lukefowler4670
    @lukefowler4670 5 лет назад +1

    I see weird shit going on everywhere i look

  • @vayahslifevl-squad4497
    @vayahslifevl-squad4497 5 лет назад +2

    This man is correct about everything. Fucken legend✊🏽

  • @nicholastautuhi5031
    @nicholastautuhi5031 5 лет назад

    Holy moly.....

  • @ninenznine533
    @ninenznine533 5 лет назад +1

    Hahahahaha ha. 😅🤣😂👍👍💫🧚‍♀️✨✨

  • @ayupflo
    @ayupflo 6 лет назад +2

    dO i HavE A CaTEgoRy? nO!

  • @evakilpatrick4087
    @evakilpatrick4087 6 лет назад +8

    idk why but he reminds me of the guy from dark tourist??

  • @lancestrickland2092
    @lancestrickland2092 2 года назад

    Was that Nexus magazine ?

  • @MartintheTinman
    @MartintheTinman 2 года назад

    The guy who apparently knows about the truth doesn't know the word quadruple

  • @genepoole1771
    @genepoole1771 2 года назад

    I have watched this video. Thank you Guy, you weirdo.

  • @rogaatnine2380
    @rogaatnine2380 5 лет назад +2

    Fuck yea the matrix is a dope movie

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 лет назад +1

    Too bad about the sequels

  • @Gambino88
    @Gambino88 5 лет назад +1

    The matrix was a documentary..

  • @OyHaki
    @OyHaki 6 лет назад +7

    2:16

  • @Thega
    @Thega 6 лет назад +11

    Im not sure what parts of this is comedy and what is serious.

  • @XEN-ZOMBIE
    @XEN-ZOMBIE 2 года назад

    Dunno why I'm taking this seriously but:
    A big ass rock skipping across the moons surface is evidence of life on the moon.
    k.
    Do they not need oxygen? Also, When I look at the surface of the moon with my scope... why is there nothing there but what we left there?
    Great show so far btw. News should be like this.

  • @haaretukariri2059
    @haaretukariri2059 5 лет назад +1

    The bro sheamus!

  • @rickywestley6820
    @rickywestley6820 6 лет назад

    Flip,this is classic.

  • @CJH94
    @CJH94 Год назад

    The first matrix is pretty good. The rest of them are just atrocious

  • @CorndogBrownie
    @CorndogBrownie 6 лет назад +1

    McFuckin Major Tom. 👌

  • @anniereuben9614
    @anniereuben9614 3 года назад

    The old guy looks like David icke

  • @roseadams7053
    @roseadams7053 6 лет назад

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought that guy was harry potter

  • @josephbradshaw3294
    @josephbradshaw3294 3 года назад

    Hi hi prime minister.. sweaty hands..

  • @korbindallas8224
    @korbindallas8224 2 года назад

    How to break out of Matrix: 5g in silent darkness

  • @allanmaccaul1465
    @allanmaccaul1465 2 года назад

    The Matrix is a documentary...

  • @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996
    @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996 5 лет назад +1

    Holy Ship did anybody else see Harry Potter wears Ron and Hermione

  • @jcthavibe
    @jcthavibe 2 года назад

    Okey but nz is just really good at shoving open thinkers into a comedy box

  • @nitro7639
    @nitro7639 6 лет назад

    *Guys were in the matrix*

  • @ronniegibson7997
    @ronniegibson7997 6 лет назад

    Time to ask people If earth is flat?

  • @ThomasTheWankEngine1
    @ThomasTheWankEngine1 5 лет назад

    Shit a brick Jono, you ain't talked to me yet...

  • @leo8273
    @leo8273 6 лет назад

    _conclusive_

  • @captainawesome1458
    @captainawesome1458 5 лет назад +1

    helens got better looking

  • @kurtkemp69
    @kurtkemp69 2 года назад

    Guy Williams on joe Rogan when

  • @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e
    @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e 5 лет назад +1

    WAS ANY OF THIS REAL?!

  • @maryfiaola3686
    @maryfiaola3686 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @albertbatfinder5240
    @albertbatfinder5240 2 года назад

    I’m looking to set up a support group for people who think The Matrix is shit. We’ve currently got no one to express this opinion to.

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 года назад

      i will agree the latest matrix is among the worst movies of all time. the third pretty average. but the first one was absolutely fantastic, and the second if memory serves was all right too.

  • @fractalwave9661
    @fractalwave9661 6 лет назад +1

    Neo's passport expires on 9/11/2001

    • @CharlieTV
      @CharlieTV 6 лет назад +1

      9th of november 2001? whats significant about that date?

    • @ToddTinley
      @ToddTinley 5 лет назад

      @@CharlieTV Lol, passports are listed as Day/Month/Year. I think Fractal Wave was trying to change it to Month/Day/Year.

    • @deevita7459
      @deevita7459 4 года назад

      Chicago KJV in the USA their read dates as mentioned above I believe.

  • @chrissly5736
    @chrissly5736 2 года назад

    I remember when matrix spoofs was kinda a bit old hat five years after i saw it in theater. And then kinda even oldier hat five years after that. “Do i make u randy, baby?” Do i? Fucking shites, can’t tell if they wanna do a jokey joke, shit on conspiracies, or do that bit where they appeal to nimrods or “the teet” by acting like humorous intellectuals who aren’t trying to steal a buck from the early 2 thousands. Cuz normies and smarties totally watch ur shit. Ha. They don’t! We did watch the matrix, however. Smarmy, four letter, half wit sooth sayers, as it were. Go on!

  • @ndog37
    @ndog37 6 лет назад

    But flat earth

  • @nzr8227
    @nzr8227 5 лет назад +3

    Why do all the cracked out Americans end up in New Zealand

    • @nzr8227
      @nzr8227 5 лет назад +1

      @@foxyMcFoxface Yeah Im pretty sure they did. I think he is currently serving time in a Hawaiian Prison

  • @ArmandoMartinez-qg8mv
    @ArmandoMartinez-qg8mv Год назад

    crematorios mata infancias

  • @donna878
    @donna878 10 месяцев назад

    Guys low-key cute

  • @yz450fful
    @yz450fful 6 лет назад +2

    Ben pls comment back. tonight I am having a Ben burger for tea. I love you guys. it would be a dream come true to meet yous. soon I will have Jono burger. you guys are what I want to be like. yous are the star's of my life pls shout me out. I also live in New Zealand too. 💜💜💜

  • @amberkingsbeer4806
    @amberkingsbeer4806 6 лет назад +1

    Wtf is guy wearing

  • @dijitaljun
    @dijitaljun 6 лет назад +1

    Stop yelling

  • @a.w2776
    @a.w2776 2 года назад

    He has to be american didnt he. Typical.

  • @aaronmorgan8819
    @aaronmorgan8819 3 года назад

    just another seppo...

  • @ArmandoMartinez-qg8mv
    @ArmandoMartinez-qg8mv Год назад

    disparo mata infancias

  • @TheBigmongrel
    @TheBigmongrel 5 лет назад +5

    Watching the clueless Guy Williams try and make sense of what this guy is saying is a joke.

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 6 лет назад +3

    Why are all conspiracy theorists absolutely nuts

  • @9ner
    @9ner 6 лет назад +1

    It’s funny and all, but all this does is reinforce the pejorative term “conspiracy theorist” and equate it to unimportant things

    • @a1ethioS
      @a1ethioS 6 лет назад

      Not to mention trivialising the very real FACT of lunar habitation.

    • @9ner
      @9ner 6 лет назад

      great insight mate

  • @Owenvine84
    @Owenvine84 5 лет назад

    sad.. poor guy thought you might be a decent human..

  • @johnkuipers7829
    @johnkuipers7829 3 года назад

    Stupid shoe. Utter nonsense.

  • @BuryTheBottleWithMe
    @BuryTheBottleWithMe 5 лет назад

    God dammit Guy Williams. You're right on the brink of a major discovery and you choose to take the piss and quit. I'm quite disappointed.

  • @mayort6548
    @mayort6548 5 лет назад

    New Zealanders are poorly served by their media. I thought the days of goofball idiots doing unfunny stupid things in the media was over. Apparently not.

  • @SuperKiwifella
    @SuperKiwifella 6 лет назад +14

    Guy is so Lame

  • @eedobee
    @eedobee 6 лет назад +2

    Dear New Zealanders,
    You don’t have an accent, you just all speak wrong.

  • @perving247s
    @perving247s 6 лет назад

    .