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  • @vmateo2842
    @vmateo2842 9 лет назад +4306

    "He told me I'm too pretty for condoms" DONE xD

    • @kianchampion9581
      @kianchampion9581 9 лет назад +11

      he really did ?

    • @vmateo2842
      @vmateo2842 9 лет назад +49

      kian champion That line is on this vid, it didn't actually happen to me hence the quotation marks...

    • @Vision_Voyagers
      @Vision_Voyagers 4 года назад +10

      It works, believe me.

    • @carlplz00001
      @carlplz00001 3 года назад +5

      Mmmhmm actually, that is a good line. 👌🏼

    • @user-je7ix8ut9l
      @user-je7ix8ut9l 2 года назад +1

      Who told you that???

  • @NamiHasi
    @NamiHasi 9 лет назад +2504

    "He told me I'm too pretty for condoms"
    "Awwwe, you're so luckyyyyy"

    • @davidklimmek3192
      @davidklimmek3192 3 года назад +7

      Bada bing! I said dat few times bk in the day . they fall for it!

  • @elliinspace
    @elliinspace 8 лет назад +4398

    i watched this about 3 times and the third time was when i realized blake lively is in this

    • @anastaziar.8591
      @anastaziar.8591 8 лет назад +5

      me too!

    • @Nina-jp2os
      @Nina-jp2os 8 лет назад +4

      +Anastazia R. Which one was Blake Lively?

    • @anastaziar.8591
      @anastaziar.8591 8 лет назад +21

      +Nina the one with the black curly hair, the vid. begins with her

    • @nailazahinana8204
      @nailazahinana8204 7 лет назад +54

      Wat da frig! No way that's Blake Lively.

    • @PurpleElephant808
      @PurpleElephant808 7 лет назад +29

      I watched this over 3 times because i knew Blake Lively was in it.

  • @calebk9111
    @calebk9111 3 года назад +427

    The character's names killed me. Chandelier Martini? Incredible

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 3 года назад +14

      "Mercedes Ferrari Spicolli"
      Southern ppl just skipping straight to it, callin they girls "Fancy", might as well start naming them "Expensive".😐

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahoshea9603 They could have given her a real Italian name like candelabra!

    • @aaronjames5276
      @aaronjames5276 2 года назад

      The first time I watched this, I actually laughed out loud so hard that I had to rewind right after I heard that the first time. It's not going to happen, but if I ever accomplished the writing of a novel, I wouldn't feel guilty at all just outright stealing that name. It's just too awesome. :)

  • @MsVanessa995
    @MsVanessa995 10 лет назад +5932

    Blake Lively really can act, Her character in that Gossip Girl show doesn't really showcase her talent. Great stuff here. Really funny :)

    • @cathycruz6387
      @cathycruz6387 10 лет назад +178

      I agree with you completely. Her appearance at SNL really showcased her versatility, really surprisingly good.

    • @mystichonesty
      @mystichonesty 9 лет назад +58

      cathy cruz MsVanessa995 Also her strong New York accent interpretation is spot on!

    • @AnDajana
      @AnDajana 9 лет назад +20

      MsVanessa995 Very true. She should do some comedies.

    • @katattack707
      @katattack707 9 лет назад +54

      MsVanessa995 Yeah but I think that's because during Gossip Girl that's when she started acting and she was like a teenager then but I feel like over time her acting in it became better c:

    • @jantiwae
      @jantiwae 5 лет назад +8

      Is this suppouse to be sarcastic?

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 10 лет назад +1701

    If the real "Gossip Girl" was like this, it would have had a complete sixth season and still be running!

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 3 года назад +458

    Hader can't make eye contact. He knows he'll break if he does.

    • @missjones580
      @missjones580 3 года назад +36

      He's reading SNL's cue cards, all the actors do.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 2 года назад +1

      Don't matter, he's hilarious.

    • @ozgeozge09
      @ozgeozge09 Год назад +2

      He's nervous here ı think he was still new

    • @I_Heart_Hader
      @I_Heart_Hader 7 месяцев назад

      ​@ozgeozge09 this was his 5th season

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt 2 года назад +260

    Bobby’s turtleneck legit looked like it was a neck brace when I first saw it. Am I the only one who thought for a second that’s what it was?

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 2 года назад

      Yes.

    • @jwnyc3
      @jwnyc3 2 года назад +1

      no

    • @vicki3750
      @vicki3750 2 года назад +10

      Thought it was a neck brace until I read this 😆

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 Год назад +4

      Wasnt a neckbrace?
      I thought it was🤣

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage Год назад +1

      Definitely not the only one

  • @michellemersh1149
    @michellemersh1149 8 лет назад +792

    I didn't realise Blake was in it till after it was over lmfao

  • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864
    @itswherethecomedycomesin8864 3 года назад +136

    I love that they always make Bill the italian-american characters even though he's not italian-american

  • @gregorbaby4269
    @gregorbaby4269 3 года назад +50

    "Heels, heels, heels, heels, heels!!" 😂 😂

  • @nadiasiddiqi
    @nadiasiddiqi 8 лет назад +837

    And so Jersey Shore was created?

    • @121bhjm2
      @121bhjm2 5 лет назад +3

      nadia siddiqi 😂😂😂

    • @___David___Savian
      @___David___Savian 3 года назад +2

      Naaa. Snooki and the gang were fist pumping way BEFAW this skit.

  • @moonchild8249
    @moonchild8249 4 года назад +400

    i would have NOT recognized blake if i hadnt read the comments lmao

    • @nigelwaxley
      @nigelwaxley 2 года назад

      I initially thought that was a superb Blake Lively impression.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 2 года назад +1

      Thought it was Marisa Tomei, so good job Blake!

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 2 года назад

      The other chick is from New Girl. She dates Winston. She’s hilarious in the stuff I’ve seen her in.

  • @margaesperanza
    @margaesperanza 7 лет назад +490

    the suzuki dealership joke was so funny, I don't understand why not a lot of people laughed at it

    • @manparadoks
      @manparadoks 7 лет назад +22

      Explain pls?

    • @Zipfei_Kloatscher
      @Zipfei_Kloatscher 5 лет назад +20

      Marga Esperanza
      I hope you finally come to an age where you can appreciate the benefits of a nice, handsome, practical 4WD like a Suzuki masterpiece... 😂😂😂

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 6 лет назад +587

    Damn Bill looks so hot in this!!

  • @ashleyrhodes5563
    @ashleyrhodes5563 8 лет назад +5595

    This is the most complex and three dimensional character Blake Lively has ever played.

    • @stephenfox6078
      @stephenfox6078 7 лет назад +380

      Actually, Lively is a better actress than you give her credit for. She's played a few good roles that I'm sure you've over-looked. In time, I think she'll prove herself.

    • @sims2lovealot
      @sims2lovealot 5 лет назад +227

      She's a great actress! The characters she's given are typically not that great.

    • @aqrahanis1970
      @aqrahanis1970 5 лет назад +94

      Not anymore now. Have you seen A Simple Favor?

    • @Ipernova
      @Ipernova 4 года назад +28

      @@artvandalay13 what a hot, new, smart take. Were you out of chodes to suck? They have an infinite supply on r/theredpill, go be original over there.

    • @hemantmathur402
      @hemantmathur402 4 года назад +49

      Age of Adeleine

  • @user-qf4tp2ix5v
    @user-qf4tp2ix5v 3 года назад +254

    Blake Lively was an extremely underrated host, in my opinion. Would love to see her back!

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 2 года назад +6

      Hey, I like her front too!

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 2 года назад +6

      She was put into a pretty bizarre spot in that NASA potato chip sketch and absolutely nailed it. Patronizing as this sounds, I wouldn't have expected a glamour actress for teen soap-type shows to be able to keep up with the madness of Will and Jason like she did.

  • @abbiepowell8506
    @abbiepowell8506 3 года назад +65

    The way Bill Hader said "Abercrombie" 😂😍

  • @travkenn1019
    @travkenn1019 2 года назад +70

    Blake Lively’s performance is outstanding. I feel like we never see her in roles like this

  • @alexanderhunt2039
    @alexanderhunt2039 9 лет назад +767

    Wow,
    Blake Lively is a great actor, this is a cute idea and found it hilarious.
    GOOD JOB SNL

    • @danmseattle975
      @danmseattle975 3 года назад +3

      I remember watching this at the time. Blake Lively was great!

  • @PurpleElephant808
    @PurpleElephant808 8 лет назад +381

    Wow Blake knocked it out of the park

  • @02Nolife
    @02Nolife 10 лет назад +372

    I want that show to exists so bad

  • @hannahlyne486
    @hannahlyne486 6 лет назад +3075

    if only pete davidson had been in this sketch

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj 4 года назад +51

      Umm Okay..

    • @Abiwg1910
      @Abiwg1910 4 года назад +164

      Balasaravanan Palanirajh no you don’t get it, he’s from Staten Island

    • @balasmj
      @balasmj 4 года назад +55

      @@Abiwg1910
      I am Chad 😀
      One of Pete's characters

    • @Abiwg1910
      @Abiwg1910 4 года назад +24

      Balasaravanan Palanirajh oh looool now I just got that sorry 😂

    • @monicamichael3907
      @monicamichael3907 4 года назад +7

      True that

  • @mariella2884
    @mariella2884 2 года назад +55

    This is a wild time capsule ❤️
    Also Nasim Pedrad is absolutely golden in the fight!

    • @myklepr82
      @myklepr82 3 месяца назад +1

      Nasim was soooo good

  • @dearchloe3175
    @dearchloe3175 3 года назад +26

    When he said, "Nah, it's Jets," I just closed me eyes and died a little 😅😅

  • @vi8541
    @vi8541 3 года назад +22

    “We’d call it risqué, but they’d beat us up for sounding gay.”

  • @yaniczka
    @yaniczka 10 лет назад +149

    kirsten makes every skit so much better!

  • @arianadourre
    @arianadourre 10 лет назад +89

    Dang blake lively can act

  • @kt1pl2
    @kt1pl2 8 лет назад +112

    I just realized the chubby guy is Chuck!

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 3 года назад

      Lolllll yesss I assume the brunettes mom is Lilly

  • @irem8513
    @irem8513 10 лет назад +159

    Blake is so hot and funny. Love her.

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 5 лет назад +48

    Who's just binge watching SNL clips?

    • @relentlessflashbackin
      @relentlessflashbackin 4 года назад

      Here I am, I'm watchin' all the 2009 episodes for the episode about 2009!

  • @AntaAutumn
    @AntaAutumn 10 лет назад +49

    Heels... heels... heels! XD

  • @ughnotyou
    @ughnotyou 6 лет назад +35

    I love how Blake says "mom you're banging big nick?!" Like that sounded so nice for some reason

  • @joeblow1115
    @joeblow1115 2 года назад +18

    This is so much more realistic than "The Californians" Good shit man. This is wicked.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 3 года назад +10

    "just one of TWO locations frequented by the game from St Denise's academy"
    Literally just the pizza place and the ferry bathroom

  • @bw8450
    @bw8450 8 лет назад +19

    Hahah 'Shaolin forever!', nice Wutang reference

  • @flapjack6495
    @flapjack6495 3 года назад +85

    "too pretty for condoms " lmao

  • @WankiTank
    @WankiTank 9 лет назад +259

    looks like they've been acting out an actual scene from "Berlin Tag & Nacht" ...

  • @dianekokko6254
    @dianekokko6254 2 года назад +5

    Fun Fact: The Staten Island Ferry ships come down to Norfolk, Virginia for repairs at the Colonna's Shipyard.
    Not really sure that was a fun fact, but it's funny that they travel roughly 400 miles each way.

  • @alsada307
    @alsada307 8 лет назад +32

    It's from that "FIRE".LoL!

    • @tahminahabeeb175
      @tahminahabeeb175 3 года назад +1

      Omggg that was supposed to be the fire from the bass industries building burning

  • @amirkhaulf6149
    @amirkhaulf6149 8 лет назад +225

    he said i was to pretty for condoms

  • @patatesvir
    @patatesvir 9 лет назад +92

    omg i would've never guessed she was blake lively until i look at comments

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 10 лет назад +14

    2:20 omg that punch

  • @nicoleclifford6737
    @nicoleclifford6737 10 лет назад +21

    Blake is such a good actress

  • @princessofqueens25
    @princessofqueens25 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well this didn't end well..."throw eggs at the synagogue."

  • @carolynnflores1730
    @carolynnflores1730 2 года назад +2

    OMG........Chandelier Martini......The Best Name Ever!!!

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin Год назад +4

    As a Staten Islander, this is so accurate.

  • @cecilia6972
    @cecilia6972 2 года назад +9

    The fact that Blake lively is probably 6’3 in those heels

  • @moxie.egx7000
    @moxie.egx7000 7 лет назад +60

    Bill Hader looks like Sid Vicious

  • @ashleshapaliwal6838
    @ashleshapaliwal6838 5 лет назад +11

    Blake is amazing I can't even believe this

  • @midnightbuddha8198
    @midnightbuddha8198 7 лет назад +93

    "Too pretty for condoms" :)

  • @boo_wl
    @boo_wl 6 лет назад +6

    i would watch this show for real honestly

  • @ladychips
    @ladychips 3 года назад +10

    heard there was a reboot of gossip girl. It better be this

  • @madeleine5086
    @madeleine5086 7 лет назад +21

    blake looks so good here

  • @asaojohnston8235
    @asaojohnston8235 Месяц назад

    As someone from staten island who grew up in the 70s and 80s , 70s guidos everywhere white car with red interior spoke wheels these depictions very real.

  • @EB-ok3io
    @EB-ok3io 3 года назад +125

    I’m from Staten Island. This is how the white pple talk “All a yuzzz” 😂

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 3 года назад +13

      White people from Staten Island, long island and new Jersey are largely Italian descent.

    • @riccardocarbo2479
      @riccardocarbo2479 3 года назад

      @@mrbrainbob5320 Largely so, but also Irish and Puerto Rican. It wa an immigration thing back in the 20s. I'm from Staten Island too.

  • @adamw116
    @adamw116 6 месяцев назад +1

    Its amazing when an actor is so talented she can spoof her own iconc character.

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 3 года назад +2

    love this era of snl

  • @mariedaparellio5686
    @mariedaparellio5686 3 года назад +7

    I just realized the connection between Gossip Girl and Bridgerton

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 3 года назад +1

      "Dearest Gentle Reader..."
      "Hey Upper Eastsiders..."

  • @folasko5120
    @folasko5120 8 лет назад +99

    She looks like Jenna marbles

    • @mahls220
      @mahls220 7 лет назад +8

      Omg she actually kinna does...

    • @CapSuperM
      @CapSuperM 7 лет назад +9

      Yes if Jenna Marbles was 6 billlion times prettier and hotter.

  • @tp17061990
    @tp17061990 10 лет назад +136

    Chandelier???????

  • @existentialvoid
    @existentialvoid 4 года назад +1

    Staten Island represent!!

  • @sarahoc99
    @sarahoc99 3 года назад +2

    Honestly....I’d watch this❤️😂

  • @ing360
    @ing360 3 года назад +3

    I love that her name is Chandelier Martini 😂😂😂

  • @saote123
    @saote123 8 лет назад +73

    "Too pretty for condoms" 😂😂

  • @Armandodesmadre88
    @Armandodesmadre88 2 года назад

    “Shaolin forever” lmao great wutang drop

  • @duygumdakiler
    @duygumdakiler 8 лет назад +3

    Blake awwwwwww

  • @meghaissack7802
    @meghaissack7802 5 лет назад +5

    Pete would love this show 😂

  • @piclagiuu
    @piclagiuu 4 года назад +5

    True italian traditions 😂💕

  • @lanar3528
    @lanar3528 8 лет назад +8

    Wow Blake looks like agiant next to everyone :P Awesome acting skills though

  • @captzoom1778
    @captzoom1778 3 года назад

    So true
    I've known people from Staten Island that have done all but one of those scenarios

  • @mardefondo1774
    @mardefondo1774 5 лет назад +2

    now THIS I WOULD WATCH

  • @Ruggedystim
    @Ruggedystim 3 года назад +4

    I literally left an unlocked pt cruiser in Juarez Mexico with the keys in it and it didn't get stolen, we were so sure it wasn't coming back with us, unfortunately it did though.

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 лет назад +14

    Blake Lively is impressively good in this skit.

  • @bigdee1216
    @bigdee1216 5 лет назад +14

    "Shaolin forever" Wu Tang anyone

  • @lexistenceestailleurs
    @lexistenceestailleurs 4 года назад

    I absolutely love this 😂😂😂

  • @anishadas389
    @anishadas389 2 года назад +8

    I wish Pete a cast member when this was shot

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 2 года назад +1

      He was most likely in his teens when this sketch was made.

  • @danuk2136
    @danuk2136 2 года назад

    "We're gonna BANG as soon as I get my CALZONE!!"
    "ALLOFYOUSNEEDTASHAATUPP!!"

  • @avazanatta782
    @avazanatta782 3 года назад

    This was amazing

  • @mollymcnair7505
    @mollymcnair7505 6 лет назад +1

    I would totally watch this

  • @almostatami
    @almostatami 3 года назад

    I appreciate the background actors commitment.

  • @mrssadieadler4874
    @mrssadieadler4874 5 лет назад +2

    I take it Lenny is going swing from the chandelier (sia joke) 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @victorhgarcia5069
    @victorhgarcia5069 2 года назад +1

    Loved Blake. 🤩

  • @davidscott9603
    @davidscott9603 3 года назад

    One of the funniest ones I've ever seen

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 3 года назад

    I loved the swiping.

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 3 года назад +10

    Blake Lively is funny and does well on SNL. Good host!

  • @skispaspaski7343
    @skispaspaski7343 4 года назад +1

    Blake! ❤

  • @scottrjmatmsncom
    @scottrjmatmsncom 2 года назад +7

    They should have had Pete and Colin in this one

  • @ekoller
    @ekoller 2 года назад +1

    The throwing eggs at the synagogue part was pretty accurate. Those eggs were so annoying to clean up.

  • @roryross3878
    @roryross3878 3 года назад +2

    I scrolled down a bit, gave up early on finding any references to the "let's go through eggs at the synagogue" line, that was Gold!

  • @jelambertson
    @jelambertson 2 года назад +2

    This is more like Staten Island in 1980. It’s not all Guineas from Brooklyn anymore.

  • @inkkvibe
    @inkkvibe 6 лет назад +3

    Loved it, especially the accents, way better than the original, they also could have put it into a different era like 50s or 60s.

  • @randomuser6175
    @randomuser6175 5 лет назад +5

    "He said I'm too pretty for condoms"
    I gotta try this line

  • @cordeliacarstairs2796
    @cordeliacarstairs2796 6 лет назад +2

    Blake was actually in Gossip Girl hahaha real good

  • @nehemiahsaycsar
    @nehemiahsaycsar 2 года назад

    I would watch this absolutely

  • @Fr3derick88
    @Fr3derick88 9 лет назад +17

    He is so sweet ; He told me I'm too pretty for condoms.

  • @LINX29X92
    @LINX29X92 3 года назад

    Damn I want more!

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 3 года назад +1

    "Shaolin Forever" lol I caught that

  • @bluxe6877
    @bluxe6877 4 года назад +3

    Please make this a real serie!!

  • @AssarksMovies
    @AssarksMovies 5 лет назад +1

    Laughed just by reading the title of the video