It's not even a melon. It a watermelon. A subtle difference, but really make things different. Watermelon does make the fear sound, due to so many of it being smashed brutally by so many anime beach episode
"I'm telling you I found the head's like that." Why did I pick them up? "Well I Couldn't find my basket ball and I needed to practice for tryouts." What's with all the questions and why are you wearing a wig and banging a hammer?
Sooo I looked up the "sound of true fear" because what a gloriously absurd concept and it's apparently really a thing? It's a 19hz frequency, and since human hearing starts at 20hz we can't hear it but we do perceive the vibrations, which confuses the hell out of our brain. Ain't that neat!
I think my favourite thing about Andy and Jane getting spooked is their shared instinct to respond by yelling a semi-relevant word. “Argh, darkness!” “Argh, membrane!” Bless them. Also, the sound of true terror is a horny mountain lion. Good to know?
Caitlin RC I hate making phone calls too! It’s an actual phobia of mine. Horror games don’t tend to scare me that much ( maybe I just haven’t played enough of them) but making phone calls does! Lol
Or receiving a phone call with the dreaded "unknown number" Wait you want me to answer a call in which I don't know who is on the other end. No thanks And how exactly did they call me if their number isn't known? I guess none of us would make the cut in a call center.
Science time! There is actually a sound of primordial fear. But it's a sort of infra-sound; low frequency noise just below the threshold of human hearing. You can't hear it with your ears, but you can sort of detect the vibrations through other methods, so your body is subconsciously aware of it. It's been tied to feelings of fear, unease, distress, and is believed to play a role in the perception of ghost hauntings and the like. It's also a frequency lions make, so its presumed to have its roots as a partially-developed method of detecting predators in cave-man days. Yay, science!
But if that's true, wouldn't it be a *bad* idea to wear headphones while playing this game? If they really use that sound, headphones don't exactly have subwoofers to play them. And where are you gonna feel he vibrations, anyway? In your ears?
I know, that's why for centuries people ran into battle clutching watermelon slices, chomped into them and spat the seeds at their enemies. Most successful invading forces used watermelon warfare.
At 6:36, a transient ischemic attack is caused by a temporary blockage in an artery providing oxygen to the brain, not an infection. The scariest thing about this game is the lack of medical knowledge! 😂
Doing a little bit of research turns up that not only do some heart infections increase the chances of a TIA (as per the Mayo Clinic), a separate study turned up a positive correlation between many differing types of infections and the chances of suffering an acute ischemic stroke (with the highest correlation between UTIs and AISs).
@@samtownend6744 Don't worry, it's jut because I've had 4 virgin media sale people turn up at my door in 5 days and I needed to send a stronger message. I'm not indiscriminate.
Mass Effect 3 : "Let's psychologically torment our players with a scientifically designed sound for the Reapers that will disturb them down to the subconscious level in order to make them experiment a glimpse of what it is like to confront eldritch horrors beyond reckoning !" The One We Found : "Meh, just put in some screams and tell them it's the sound of true fear. Oh, and skip the autocorrect, we can't afford it either." Still, at least Jane and Andy are just as funny as ever :)
The sound of the reapers was meant to be disturbing? I always thought it sounded like a car horn with a bit of added base. In fact the only thing that bothered me with the sound of the Reapers was that it was unnecessarily loud compared to the rest of the game.
Honestly, it was a great idea, though. They psychologically trick the player into a state of fear that he thinks is induced from an unheard source. I was honestly trembling just reading that bit, and I *knew* it was all crap.
RIP Melon, he got a first from Cambridge and dreamed of being the best darn doctor there ever was, he survived the initial horror but nothing could save him from being dropped by Andy.
Frightening games are not exactly the best thing to watch when you have work in less than an hour, but dang it if it isn't fun to hear Andy get spooked.
You think a skeleton crawling right at you would be terrifying... you don't think a skeleton crawling directly away from you would be hilarious ... ah the things we learn playing video games
Jane and Andy when presented with a spoopy door: We'd better find the key. Me when presented with a spoopy door: OH WELL I SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME NOW AND NOT GO TO THIS SCARY PLACE EVER.
My grandmother actually had a TIA last month. They're pretty scary though she didn't completely lose consciousness, she was just really confused and unable to form words or understand anything that was going on for like an hour or so.
Jane: Let's worry about that bridge when we burn it i guess you cant worry about the bridge when it's not burning, but why are you the one setting them on fire
Jane: "...it's like when you finish a Skyrim dungeon..." Me: Finishes a Skyrim dungeon at the same time. All hail Jane the all-seeing!! *On his knees worshiping*
sorry about being "that guy", but music at 8:54, is not Mozart, it is Beethoven's "Für Elise". Also known as the single piece of music that every classical piano student has to play. Good content thou, scarred Andy is best Andy
I think the tried and tested OxBox Safety Beanie™ would make a great addition to your merch - I'd certainly buy one to protect me when watching these vids.
"They're not Decapitated, their heads are just really bloody" I mean, why can't the be Decapitated, INSIDE the Body bags Jane? The Body bags would keep the heads nicely positioned inside, so no-one would know. It's the perfect Crime! Wait, no... They'd still get me for murder... Damn, should've thought of that before I... did absolutely nothing, at all. Honest.
Sound of fear, isn't that infrasound? 19hz. Suppose to mess with your head and vision. Some believe that is why people see ghosts or things just at the corner of their eyes
I was mildly surprised to search Victor Tandy & discover that the “sound of fear” is a real thing (though I didn’t see any indication he called it that). I was much less surprised to do a little additional searching and see that most consumer speakers can’t reproduce sounds in that range. For the obvious-when-you-think-about-it reason that there’s no need for ordinary speakers to be capable of playing sounds outside the range of human hearing (especially if those sounds tend to trigger panic attacks).
The guns sounded different because they were. The first one was a glock which is a 9mm. Then Andy picked up a colt m1911 from in top of the crate, which is a .45 calibre pistol.
That 'ding' when you pick up an item is identical to the 'ding' in Slender, so much so I was honestly expecting him to suddenly appear and slender-up Andy as he so often does
The cyrillic at the start was магазин (magaziin) which is russian for shop :) (Since learning Russian I can't play/watch games which use cyrillic to show things are Russian without getting annoyed, but this game is actually using real Russian so it's cool :) )
3:27 - Is this an underground station? No, this is shop, abandoned, probably haunted and very spooky. (There is a broken sign on russian - M(a)gazin with missing a. Funny cause they called Cyrrilic alphabeth - glyphs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ.
The sound of fear is actually a real thing. It is low frequency sound lower than 20 Hz. Anything lower than 20 Hz can't be normally heard by humans but the vibration can still cause physical reactions.
the sound of true horror sounds like a mountain lion, which is terrifying for sure if you're a deer or a raccoon... *edit: the actual sound of fear is scarier but andy's reaction startled me more than the game*
Those "it will find you" messages are pretty reassuring. It's good to know a game isn't relying on me having a sense of direction. That would be the true horror.
This game is so dark that i can see my reflection in the screen stuffing my face with gingerbread... This really is a horror game
Did you just turn off your monitor, because you were scared...? =_=
I didnt notice till I read your comment and saw myself eating crab cheese lol
The melon does, in fact, not produce the fear sound.
It only produces meloncholy.
Now I'm infinitely sad.
Boooooooo..... Boo.
You ! Do you never cease ???!!!
(I like that :D )
It's not even a melon. It a watermelon. A subtle difference, but really make things different. Watermelon does make the fear sound, due to so many of it being smashed brutally by so many anime beach episode
I have to applaud to you, friend. That pun made me lose my rind... er... mind.
'We will cross that bridge when we burn it' Jane Douglas 2018 words to live by!
Jane and Andy getting through this game by putting their heads together... in the same hat
'They're not decapitated, their heads are just really bloody' Anyone else feel that Jane will one day say this exact sentence again in a court of law?
"I'm telling you I found the head's like that."
Why did I pick them up?
"Well I Couldn't find my basket ball and I needed to practice for tryouts."
What's with all the questions and why are you wearing a wig and banging a hammer?
They'll never catch her alive ! (in the sense that they won't be alive if they do catch her)
@@scorpix96 If the defendant would like to present their case.
Jane - ELDRITCH BLAST, case dismissed.
Similar to: "They're not dead, they're just sleeping"
As if the law could ever catch Jane Douglas
“Why is it?! The Darkness!” Sounds like a horrifying philosophical question.
Sooo I looked up the "sound of true fear" because what a gloriously absurd concept and it's apparently really a thing? It's a 19hz frequency, and since human hearing starts at 20hz we can't hear it but we do perceive the vibrations, which confuses the hell out of our brain. Ain't that neat!
I think my favourite thing about Andy and Jane getting spooked is their shared instinct to respond by yelling a semi-relevant word. “Argh, darkness!” “Argh, membrane!” Bless them.
Also, the sound of true terror is a horny mountain lion. Good to know?
Unless you've heard rabbits scream bloody murder, I could see it...
The sound of fear is the sound I make whenever I have to make a phone call.
Caitlin RC I hate making phone calls too! It’s an actual phobia of mine. Horror games don’t tend to scare me that much ( maybe I just haven’t played enough of them) but making phone calls does! Lol
Or receiving a phone call with the dreaded "unknown number"
Wait you want me to answer a call in which I don't know who is on the other end. No thanks
And how exactly did they call me if their number isn't known?
I guess none of us would make the cut in a call center.
Phone calls are truly the greatest horror
I don't even like horror games but I would rather play those all day than make a phone call
The fear of public speaking is worse than making a phone call.
Anyone else think it's ironic that Andy, Oxbox's resident goth and probably a vampire, is the one most easily spooked?
He prefers to be the thing in the darkness that stalks an unsuspecting target over being hunted himself.
@@AK-tr6lo well now I'm just wondering who Andy could possibly be hunting
@@beholdnonsense5100 probably Luke and Ellen
Yes.... In fact, it seems a little convenient. Almost like a misdirect.... 🤔
@@wolfspider2034 yeah you're probably right 😆
Science time! There is actually a sound of primordial fear. But it's a sort of infra-sound; low frequency noise just below the threshold of human hearing. You can't hear it with your ears, but you can sort of detect the vibrations through other methods, so your body is subconsciously aware of it. It's been tied to feelings of fear, unease, distress, and is believed to play a role in the perception of ghost hauntings and the like. It's also a frequency lions make, so its presumed to have its roots as a partially-developed method of detecting predators in cave-man days.
Yay, science!
But if that's true, wouldn't it be a *bad* idea to wear headphones while playing this game? If they really use that sound, headphones don't exactly have subwoofers to play them. And where are you gonna feel he vibrations, anyway? In your ears?
Boss: We need a new idea for a horror game.
Employee: Well, I just found this sound effects CD from the early '90s.
Boss: * _gets idea_ *
"Player descretion is advised". Typos in the splash screen, that's always a good sign
I feel like "Oh God, I've gone insane in the membrane" deserved a much bigger response than it got. XD
"Why is it.. The Darkness" a new poem by Andy Farrant
Very deep
25:20 "We were too brilliant to realize we solved [the puzzle]" is my new favorite catchphrase.
Watermelons have long been know to be the source of the sound of fear. That's why science invented seedless watermelon. The fear was in the seeds.
I know, that's why for centuries people ran into battle clutching watermelon slices, chomped into them and spat the seeds at their enemies. Most successful invading forces used watermelon warfare.
Seeds of fear. Also Layers of Fear was a game that was really about onions.
Makes perfect sense to me...
At 6:36, a transient ischemic attack is caused by a temporary blockage in an artery providing oxygen to the brain, not an infection. The scariest thing about this game is the lack of medical knowledge! 😂
Or the lack of any knowledge. That's what you get for only $20!
That bothered me way more than it should.
Doing a little bit of research turns up that not only do some heart infections increase the chances of a TIA (as per the Mayo Clinic), a separate study turned up a positive correlation between many differing types of infections and the chances of suffering an acute ischemic stroke (with the highest correlation between UTIs and AISs).
If I didn't already love Jane before, I definitely did after she knew what "C.H.U.D." stood for off the top of her head.
The twist is that Bruce Willis was a watermelon all along.
The watermelon was Bruce Willis all along.
NOoOo
Spoilers
Why.
Directed by M. Night Shyamelon
Not Unbreakable...(the secret title)
The true watermelon was the friends we made along the way.
The opening text says Player "Descretion". Lmao. This is gonna be quality game, I can already tell. 🤣
starsystems A quality “expierence” you might say.
"Why is it? The darkness?"
- Andy while playing horror games
- philosophical children at bedtime
The bloody hammer was bloody only on the handle? Clearly someone needs to work on their hammer as weapon technique.
Obviously it's much more frightening to be beaten by the handle of a hammer. Think of how long I would take!
Probably cleaned the head, forgetting about the handle. The splatter goes everywhere and it really tends to soak into unvarnished wood.
@@lordwisehammer .....Your name and your knowledge of hammer murder means I will never cross you
@@samtownend6744 Don't worry, it's jut because I've had 4 virgin media sale people turn up at my door in 5 days and I needed to send a stronger message. I'm not indiscriminate.
@@lordwisehammer Oh that's okay, you have legal immunity if you help to rid the world of Virgin
"Let's worry about that bridge when we burn it" - Jane
Jane, that is not how...on second thought, never-mind, that is exactly how it is meant to be.
This is going to be Insane in the membrane...
@Howard Thomas It's a Cypress Hill song
Thank you so much guys for playing a horror game! I love listening to the screams of Andy just before I go to sleep. Its so calming.
Mass Effect 3 : "Let's psychologically torment our players with a scientifically designed sound for the Reapers that will disturb them down to the subconscious level in order to make them experiment a glimpse of what it is like to confront eldritch horrors beyond reckoning !"
The One We Found : "Meh, just put in some screams and tell them it's the sound of true fear. Oh, and skip the autocorrect, we can't afford it either."
Still, at least Jane and Andy are just as funny as ever :)
The sound of the reapers was meant to be disturbing? I always thought it sounded like a car horn with a bit of added base. In fact the only thing that bothered me with the sound of the Reapers was that it was unnecessarily loud compared to the rest of the game.
Honestly, it was a great idea, though. They psychologically trick the player into a state of fear that he thinks is induced from an unheard source. I was honestly trembling just reading that bit, and I *knew* it was all crap.
RIP Melon, he got a first from Cambridge and dreamed of being the best darn doctor there ever was, he survived the initial horror but nothing could save him from being dropped by Andy.
-"Is it brahms?"
-"No, it's Mozart"
-"Oh yeah Mozart"
Guys, it's neither. It's Beethoven
You can judge the quality of a game by the number of spelling errors in the intro, in my expierence ;)
Can tell you're British when you see a person in some sort of distress, and you ask them if they want a cup of tea before anything else
Why would someone put a stomach in a locker? That's quite a shocking image, I might need a little time to digest it.
“Why is it.......the darkness, why is it?” Will now be my Andy quote of the year. 💕
Watermelon of mystery? Call me when you find the pomegranate of clarity.
Don't forget the kumquat of destiny.
Watch out for the Kiwi of Confusion
Andy finally able to pick up the watermelon, and then quickly dropped it and broke it... Just like the trophy... We will never forget Andy!
Frightening games are not exactly the best thing to watch when you have work in less than an hour, but dang it if it isn't fun to hear Andy get spooked.
"What? ....what.... WHAT?" is my reaction to basically every horror game out these days.
TIA's are actually mini-strokes that are usually a precursor to having a full blown stroke. Symptoms usually resolve within 24 hours of onset.
The protagonist really shouldn't be having like 4 of them a minute, jeez.
@@michiev yeah...he should probably get that checked out, good thing hes in an asylum
Knew it sounded familiar. I heard about it in ninth grade First Aid.
You think a skeleton crawling right at you would be terrifying... you don't think a skeleton crawling directly away from you would be hilarious ... ah the things we learn playing video games
4:57 ^___^
it's actually saying "магазин", which means "store" in Russian ^__^
Which raises some questions as to why there is a Russian shop at this insane asylum
Ah, should've known it was just an old Russian military experiment. It always is!
Was going to mention this too, you got there first though
@@johnsharplin the asylum is probably Russian too, since at 32:16 it sais "do not enter without permission" in Russian. xD
Jane and Andy when presented with a spoopy door: We'd better find the key.
Me when presented with a spoopy door: OH WELL I SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME NOW AND NOT GO TO THIS SCARY PLACE EVER.
"Let's worry about that bridge when we burn it." That's the saying right? I can't think of a better time to worry about a bridge.
Not Brahms nor Mozart, Beethoven!
Watermelon and darkness + failing flashlight..... dang.... I'm in Half-Life 2 mode now
My grandmother actually had a TIA last month. They're pretty scary though she didn't completely lose consciousness, she was just really confused and unable to form words or understand anything that was going on for like an hour or so.
"Let's worry about that bridge when we burn it." That say a lot more about Jane than I'm afraid she intended. (nervous laughter)
The sound of true horror is Andy fear singing :-0
Yes!
It's the sound of true amusement for the rest of us though
No that's the sound that results from true horror, not the original sound of true horror
I can’t believe it was the melon the whole time!! We trusted you melon 😠
We trusted you. And also we smashed you to bits...
Thinking back, we deserved this lol
After seeing Andy's reaction to dropping the watermelon, I worry about how well he would have handled the death of the companion cube.
Jane: Let's worry about that bridge when we burn it
i guess you cant worry about the bridge when it's not burning, but why are you the one setting them on fire
Just from listening to the intro I know this is going to be full of screams and panicky weird sayings, I'm excited :3
"And all of your blood will fall out" I think that quote spoken aloud is the real sound of true fear
RIP Watermelon. You were the best of us. One can only hope that Andy faces justice for what he did to you.
Jane: "...it's like when you finish a Skyrim dungeon..."
Me: Finishes a Skyrim dungeon at the same time.
All hail Jane the all-seeing!! *On his knees worshiping*
My nomination for quote of the year; "Leave it's skeleton butthole alone".
Of course, Jane throwing out a C.H.U.D. reference was awesome too. Because that movie is the other side of obscure on a good day.
If my Dr started my charts with “Dear Diary”, I think I’d locate a new one.
sorry about being "that guy", but music at 8:54, is not Mozart, it is Beethoven's "Für Elise". Also known as the single piece of music that every classical piano student has to play.
Good content thou, scarred Andy is best Andy
Thank you for being that guy, so I didn't have to be.
no prob
I also thank you for being that guy so that I didn't have to be.
Glad you were that guy, cause I was about to be that girl.
Way to take one for the team. Being “that guy” is a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. Cheers!
I think the tried and tested OxBox Safety Beanie™ would make a great addition to your merch - I'd certainly buy one to protect me when watching these vids.
4:55 the sign in russian reads 'm_gazin' (it means "shop", has a missing letter 'a', the full word is 'magazin').
When it said Xbox One, I didn't realise it meant the first original xbox! Man, those graphics are awful.
Yes kiddo older generation consoles and games tend to have inferior graphical quality just like the sky is blue and water is wet.
@@MeatPlanet What are you talking about? The game is three weeks old.
"I'm obsessed with this melon!" The new Andy-ism.
Jane: Only good things happen in vents.
Andy: Adam Jensen
Jensen: I didn't ask for this.
Me: Oh what?! Someone had to say it.
"They're not Decapitated, their heads are just really bloody"
I mean, why can't the be Decapitated, INSIDE the Body bags Jane? The Body bags would keep the heads nicely positioned inside, so no-one would know. It's the perfect Crime! Wait, no... They'd still get me for murder... Damn, should've thought of that before I... did absolutely nothing, at all. Honest.
It's not decapitation, it's hammer therapy.
30:17 I'm not spineless...I just keep it in my locker for safe-keeping...
This is one of my comfort videos. The strange tone of the game and their immersive commentary is just *Chef's Kiss*. Such rich delightful content xD
Sound of fear, isn't that infrasound? 19hz. Suppose to mess with your head and vision. Some believe that is why people see ghosts or things just at the corner of their eyes
27:00 - "Their seams" and "formation's" in the same note. Somebody borders on illiterate. It's enough to make one _sic._
A TIA is a stroke. You're having a stroke...
Andy and Jane turn a watermelon into a companion cube!
The sound of fear is hearing Beethoven's Fur Elise be called Brahms, and then Mozart...
"Why is it...the darkness..why?" -a poem by Andy Farrant.
Among the horror, the bodies, and the dark, the watermelon is our light
I was mildly surprised to search Victor Tandy & discover that the “sound of fear” is a real thing (though I didn’t see any indication he called it that). I was much less surprised to do a little additional searching and see that most consumer speakers can’t reproduce sounds in that range. For the obvious-when-you-think-about-it reason that there’s no need for ordinary speakers to be capable of playing sounds outside the range of human hearing (especially if those sounds tend to trigger panic attacks).
The guns sounded different because they were. The first one was a glock which is a 9mm. Then Andy picked up a colt m1911 from in top of the crate, which is a .45 calibre pistol.
This comments section is so educational.
Crawly Joe was there to get you for destroying his watermelon
that skeleton in the vent was actually voldemorts soul at kings cross station
"Why is the darkness?" That is pretty deep...
Most impressive thing ever is how easily Jane explained what a CHUD was....maybe a little too easy? hmmm
She has them underneath her hospitals.
That 'ding' when you pick up an item is identical to the 'ding' in Slender, so much so I was honestly expecting him to suddenly appear and slender-up Andy as he so often does
The cyrillic at the start was магазин (magaziin) which is russian for shop :) (Since learning Russian I can't play/watch games which use cyrillic to show things are Russian without getting annoyed, but this game is actually using real Russian so it's cool :) )
Now this game's creators just need to learn how to use English!
Character: I can pick this (melon) up.
Game: No you fucking can't.
Wow, Bethesda really outdid themselves with Fallout 76
I love your videos! I think you are all hilarious! Thanks for the amazing videos!!!
Great game concept for stigmatising mental health. So fresh and original, too.
3:27 - Is this an underground station?
No, this is shop, abandoned, probably haunted and very spooky. (There is a broken sign on russian - M(a)gazin with missing a.
Funny cause they called Cyrrilic alphabeth - glyphs ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ.
The scariest thing about this game is how they spelled "experience" at 0:39.
IT WAS BEETHOVEN, DAMMIT!
I always thought Waltermelon was up to something nefarious!
**grabs multiple items labeled "flashlight battery"**
**Flashlight turns off**
"Why has the torch gone out?"
Gee. I wonder.
"...maybe you can throw your battery at attackers." said Jane. I don't know, I think Andy will be charged for battery if he does.
Do woolly hats really make scary games less scary or is it just something to pull over your eyes when it all gets too much?
Why not both?
That's the origin of the phrase "to pull the wool over one's eyes."
The sound of fear is actually a real thing. It is low frequency sound lower than 20 Hz. Anything lower than 20 Hz can't be normally heard by humans but the vibration can still cause physical reactions.
With all these random deaths, it's like an OXTRA game. Shame there was no death by dysentery.
“Go to the light.” Not this time Jane! No sacrifice for Cthulhu today!
(Immediately gets mauled by monster in the dark.)
Don’t leave the melon 🍉! It could be your safety melon just like the safety beanie!
the sound of true horror sounds like a mountain lion, which is terrifying for sure if you're a deer or a raccoon...
*edit: the actual sound of fear is scarier but andy's reaction startled me more than the game*
Those "it will find you" messages are pretty reassuring. It's good to know a game isn't relying on me having a sense of direction. That would be the true horror.
The one you found in the bargain bin in 2003 by the looks of it.
carpetfluff35 It came out 3 weeks ago apparently lol.
@@ionastewart8814 Yup, but it looks like it fell through a time warp.
I'm guessing the local dwarves delved too greedily and too deep as well. But the only evil they released was a bad third-rate horror game.