I love how Ellis just pets bullet and calls him handsome in such a calm collected voice after just being attacked by a tree monster To be fair, bullet is a handsome boy
The tooltip: "pay attention to bullet while you are in combat, he will help show you where the monsters are. Do not leave him behind." Andy: "AHHHH TREE MONSTER, I am gonna run to the light."
Ha, right? running away, completely forgetting about it after being frightened and predictably, dying... and also forgets Bullet's growling in the direction of said tree monster. (Not that I would ever dare play games like this.) :)
On second thought, after watching more of the video, it's like they don't want to believe the tooltip/guide/tutorial and have to experience it for themselves before believing it.
Look. If you wake up in the middle of the night and you just see him holding a giant minigun, I think suddenly the blair witch isn't gonna look as scary as something that could blow you and your house down in 0.3 seconds
I started writing an oxventure fanfic based on the idea of "What if the guild went into a cursed and haunted woods after hearing about a cursed witch from locals", it's sort of merged with a Slender one I had tried to write before, so wish your characters luck because I think they might be getting spooked by the end of the first chapter.
I don’t know what’s in the murder bunker, but I think we can all agree that it’s nothing to do with us. Time to go back, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over.
8:40 Andy: They can't have more than four people (standing in corners). Not necessarily, Andy. The basement could be shaped like an octagon …. or a dodecahedron … or worse.
Andy lives in an oast house? How delightful... aww singing songs in a tent... playing Snake on a Nokia 3310, lots of nice things and thoughts that distract from the pure horrors going on in the game 😬
Jane's never been hiking? Somehow I think the Oxboxtra overlords should greenlight a cowboy-inspired camping trip for the team to go toast smoors and other wholesome activities. So long as you take circular tents you should be fine.
I just watched the 2016 Blair Witch movie and I’m alarmed by how fast Andy was willing to destroy the totem... given what it did to Talia when Ashley snapped one in the movie.
I hope that Mike surprises everyone with a hiking trip. "Come on guys, it'll be fun, what could happen?" What wasn't in the brochure was that murders had occurred in these woods.
Shows ball to Bullet, take me there - Bullet leads you to either a Big 5 sports shop, or he leads you to the home of the Red Sox in Boston. Alternatively shows ball to Bullet, - Bullet stands out by 10 feet waiting for you forever to throw it.
It was a bit sad watching you guys fumble at combat. Thinking back, Mike should have been here as he was really good at locating those monsters. Andy and Jane flailed around in panic. They needed Mike's calm presence to guide them xD
Now we know Blair Witch likes baseball but cannot find anyone to play with. Every one just stands in the corner looking sad :P Maybe she should get herself a dog ... bullet, you want to play fetch with little miss Blairy? Yes you do, that's a good boy :)
25:10 Jane, you already saw a top-down look of the game when it started last week, remember? It looks like the Blair Witch symbol have been cut into the forest.
22:00 Bullet don't help you? You guys are just running around like a headless chicken to notice him barking at the monster. Say sorry to Bullet and pet him loads as your redemption
I just saw a video of brain surgery while watching something else, now a diagram on dissecting a deer appears in this. Today is the day to be grossly disturbed.
Life with my cat Luna is a constant game of me telling her “don’t eat that!” Thankfully it’s usually nothing grosser than her trying to lick dust bunnies
You guys are clearly barking up the wrong tree here... You really should branch out and leaf the poor Blair Witch alone before she starts to tree(t) you badly!
I can't believe it's taken so long for someone to figure out the Blair Witch's weakness of not having more than four corners. If six of you turn up she's screwed.
Cop Searchman needs to stop saying "over and out" and just say"out" Edit: Absolutely no one in this police force knows how to talk to each other on a radio
10-4 good buddy.. Sombitch pile a monkey nuts! I know what you mean in principle. It is the Hollywood-ization of things. I have never seen a "chalk outline" nor heard of an Officer dying from "tasting an unknown powder to identify drugs" ... Just things they do in entertainment properties. :-)
4 constantly abused military lingo. Over: End of my transmission waiting for reply. Out: End if my transmission no reply expected. Roger: understood. Wilco: understood and I will comply. Saying “Roger Wilco “ and “over and out” always gets on my nerves especially in war movies.. 31CV9 US Army.
@@ss4vegeta007 not sure if youve served.. If so.. Thank you.. But onto the running joke... I was a bystander in watching "Taking of Pelham 123" last night with the wife. One "commander guy" asks for an update but doesn't say SITREP. More "What is the situation down there?" ... Funny at times. Same with Tech stuff. As well.... It is a fantasy after all.... Cheers!
Genuinely getting scared and tense from this playthrough. I’m never scared by horror movies or games but this has actually caught me 😐 also guys in the fights stand still and watch Bullet they are too fast to dodge 😂
I don't think I'd ever have made it past the first "fight," after finishing the video I still haven't been able to see a single one of whatever these monsters are supposed to be. Kinda feels like being the designated cynic in a horror movie who is in the middle of all the paranormal shit but somehow still thinks everyone else is freaking out over literally nothing.
I love how Ellis just pets bullet and calls him handsome in such a calm collected voice after just being attacked by a tree monster
To be fair, bullet is a handsome boy
Two handsome guys hanging out in the woods. B)
Jane: picks up diagram of how to butcher a Deer
Also Jane: Immediately says "Oh deer."
The worst part? I don't think it was an intentional pun, at this point I think it was just her natural reaction.
Jane will be a good dad.
@@Zoso14892 absolutely agreed xD
If you listen closely, most of what she says is memes.
But why would there be picture instructions, its not hard to do
One day the tree monster will be cut down and used to make books. This is book monster's origin story.
:O mind blown. It's all connected
As surely as Doom Guy is Link!
Wow, FM 21-76 is the actual US Army Field Manual covering survival that they used in the time period. Neat attention to detail!
John Sharplin Wow, that's amazing attention to detail; thank you for the info too! 😊
But the way they show to skin and butcher the deer is wrong.
@@brandonhughes531 Good catch!
@@gamespectra8752 I'm gonna assume that you were enlisted during this time period or around that time? Thank you for your service, m8.
I love how the series is Bullet is basically Sherlock Holmes, while OX is Watson.
Jane I also see someone at the bottom of the stairs at 15:23 so I guess we are both seeing things
I think the game devs intentionally did that. They made things make an outline of a person.
If you look through the camera it legit looks like a person. I was convinced something was definitely there
The tooltip: "pay attention to bullet while you are in combat, he will help show you where the monsters are. Do not leave him behind."
Andy: "AHHHH TREE MONSTER, I am gonna run to the light."
Ha, right? running away, completely forgetting about it after being frightened and predictably, dying... and also forgets Bullet's growling in the direction of said tree monster. (Not that I would ever dare play games like this.) :)
On second thought, after watching more of the video, it's like they don't want to believe the tooltip/guide/tutorial and have to experience it for themselves before believing it.
Been watching this channel for a few years now, still loving every video I watch.
This camera runs on the distilled power of looking for your glasses when they're on your head
😂
Brutal. Any glasses wearer has been there.
"Argh, Book Monster!" has become "Argh, Tree Monster!"
I think you find that the tree monster was turned into the book monster xD
For some reason, leaves freak me out now. I'm expecting some sort of vision from all the.... found foliage. 😆
Andy: "BOOOOO!"
@@Pbmarron if you liked that pun, you should stick around. You'll really be in for a 'treat'
Treemendous!!
Ellis should just spend the next 10 - 12 hours playing snake on his phone till daylight breaks, I mean why else did they give you snake
"What's next? A commando?!"
Yes, the only thing more terrifying than a witch is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Or worse a commando witch!
@@dastvan8002
Who is still somehow Arnold Schwarzenegger.
John Matrix: Remember when I said I'd kill you last -Sully- Ellis
Ellis: That's right you did!
John Matrix: I LIED.
Look. If you wake up in the middle of the night and you just see him holding a giant minigun, I think suddenly the blair witch isn't gonna look as scary as something that could blow you and your house down in 0.3 seconds
@@kyrilleygo8379 Oh my God I can't breathe! That was perfect!
I’ve already liked it before the ad was even over because I know this is going to be good!
The minute the search party said they didnt see a campsite I knew that we'd been silent hill hell dimesioned
I come to this video specifically for Andy's terrified screams, I don't think I will be disappointed
Watching this after completing it and realizing Andy and Jane are doing EVERYTHING that gets you the bad ending.
out of curiosity what things did they do wrong its so far seemed rather linear
Jane: "Oh dear…" **while looking at a diagram of how to skin a dear**
I mean, yes, that's… accurate?
I could feel Jane's terror as I also saw someone standing at the bottom of the stairs in the camera.
I started writing an oxventure fanfic based on the idea of "What if the guild went into a cursed and haunted woods after hearing about a cursed witch from locals", it's sort of merged with a Slender one I had tried to write before, so wish your characters luck because I think they might be getting spooked by the end of the first chapter.
I don’t know what’s in the murder bunker, but I think we can all agree that it’s nothing to do with us. Time to go back, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over.
"Bullet you abandoned daddy when he needed you."
*Just looks at bullet and where he barks and does fine
No joke, I may have yelped too when Jane shown the flashlight on the tree goblin dude.
8:40 Andy: They can't have more than four people (standing in corners).
Not necessarily, Andy. The basement could be shaped like an octagon …. or a dodecahedron … or worse.
Me the entire time: “pet the dog pet the dog pet the dog pet the dog please pet the dog he needs to know he’s a good boy and I love him”
mooooood
Andy lives in an oast house? How delightful... aww singing songs in a tent... playing Snake on a Nokia 3310, lots of nice things and thoughts that distract from the pure horrors going on in the game 😬
"Oh deer" indeed, Jane.
Jane's never been hiking? Somehow I think the Oxboxtra overlords should greenlight a cowboy-inspired camping trip for the team to go toast smoors and other wholesome activities. So long as you take circular tents you should be fine.
I think Jane once said she grew up in London or something like that. IE, she's never lived any place that actually has nature.
I hope the mysterious boss who has definitely always been there allows it!
I started playing control because of jane andy and mike. I love it! All I do is run into everything just to see the things break or fall.
Jane: "kid is standing in the wall looking at the corner" - it must have been the magic spell that started all the bad things in the game :)
Cop Searchman's trying to atone for something? I'm hearing Blair Witch themed Oxventure!
I wonder if it’s better or worse than whatever Egbert’s done?
Dunno. Hallowstream special maybe?
you failed to account for the ancient leopard
Andy, there could easily be more than four people in corners. If the room's corners were less than 90 degrees, you could have lots of people!
CthulhuFtagn that or he room has extra 90 degree corners. Because it’s a Tetris room! Lots of rooms in my apartment have extra corners lol.
@@SohiTheTinyKittenHuman Oh yeah...Of course, you get less total inside corners that way.
I just watched the 2016 Blair Witch movie and I’m alarmed by how fast Andy was willing to destroy the totem... given what it did to Talia when Ashley snapped one in the movie.
I really want to see Andy faces during the jump scares.
What's more terrifying than a tree monster? Three tree monsters
Jane: Oh no, it's another student, looking at a corner, standing in a wall...
Well said, well said indeed.
Amazing vid probably liked as soon as I got a notification
I'm noticing a distinct lack of fear-singing. Are we sure that's the real Andy?
I think he just hasn't quite gotten that far in the game yet.
I hope that Mike surprises everyone with a hiking trip. "Come on guys, it'll be fun, what could happen?" What wasn't in the brochure was that murders had occurred in these woods.
All trees are monsters, Jane, they are just normally unable to uproot themselves to feast on human flesh...
"normally"
Shows ball to Bullet, take me there
- Bullet leads you to either a Big 5 sports shop, or he leads you to the home of the Red Sox in Boston.
Alternatively shows ball to Bullet,
- Bullet stands out by 10 feet waiting for you forever to throw it.
"the totem is on the left"
*look at the sky* "where?"
Why is it that the more scared Andy gets, the more entertaining it gets?
This is the only way I can discover first person games as when I play them myself I make myself sick but I can watch it with no issue.
It was a bit sad watching you guys fumble at combat. Thinking back, Mike should have been here as he was really good at locating those monsters. Andy and Jane flailed around in panic. They needed Mike's calm presence to guide them xD
Legit screamed when Andy and Jane lit up the witch monster lol, yay to a racing heart rate at work now! lol
"where is it?!" Me and The Dog " RIGHT OVER THERE! LISTEN TO THE DOG! HE IS TELLING YOU WHERE IT IS!"
"It's another student looking at the corner, standing in a wall."
Yep. Yep. Mind completely clear.
5:50 Yes Andy, you never stood in the corner. Your Blair Witch "trigger" is snow. Those videos you made with Luke way back when, are proof of that.
Haven't begun the watch yet but my advice will be the same every week.
PROTECT THE DOGGO
Jane talking about atonement being how you get got makes me wonder if that's why Egbert is missing his kidney?
I really have enjoyed watching youbguys play this game. I want to see y'all play more horror games like this. Such fun!
Now we know Blair Witch likes baseball but cannot find anyone to play with. Every one just stands in the corner looking sad :P Maybe she should get herself a dog ... bullet, you want to play fetch with little miss Blairy? Yes you do, that's a good boy :)
I love the baby talk reserved for the dog. 😁
25:10 Jane, you already saw a top-down look of the game when it started last week, remember?
It looks like the Blair Witch symbol have been cut into the forest.
"yea, that'll get ya everytime. Trying to atone for stuff."
I don't know. Egbert seems to be doing pretty okay.
22:00 Bullet don't help you? You guys are just running around like a headless chicken to notice him barking at the monster. Say sorry to Bullet and pet him loads as your redemption
The witch can manipulate time and space.
Good luck getting out.
My favourite content, this. I hope you do more like it!
Is Groot just going through a goth faze now?
Ah yes the Tree Monster, the larger and Angier evolution of the Book Monster
I've got a good feeling about this. I bet it ends with a nice cup of tea and some cake at the end.
Am I the only one who can’t see what they’re seeing in that dang photo?! It was the same last episode!
Damn tree monsters and that cursed camcorder, stop haunting our nightmares please. Andy and Jane please be careful in those woods.
Plot twist: Blair Witch is actually just a foreman who’s been working on one project for a really long time and everyone keeps getting in her way.
You walked 100 miles already? The poor soul that edited this video deserves a raise...
Quite honestly with this game, I’m just holding out hope that by the end of it all, Ellis has found his tearoom.
Andy, please for the love of all that is holy, point the torch in the direction bullet is barking.
I'm never playing fetch in the woods with Bullet, he'd end up bringing back a tree monster!
Hey at 7:56 right after bullet skirted the water,there was a figure standing right in front of you. It's gonna get ya. yikes
Always trust the dog. The dog knows.
‘You love balls’ and with that, my day is made.
I had the worst thought: what if you create a strong relationship with the dog and that means he gets hurt? (Or at least you think he did)
I just saw a video of brain surgery while watching something else, now a diagram on dissecting a deer appears in this. Today is the day to be grossly disturbed.
Life with my cat Luna is a constant game of me telling her “don’t eat that!” Thankfully it’s usually nothing grosser than her trying to lick dust bunnies
I would ordinarily assume that help with 1 tree monster = 1 pet and 1 treat for Bullet. No?
No one puts Andy in a corner.
You guys are clearly barking up the wrong tree here... You really should branch out and leaf the poor Blair Witch alone before she starts to tree(t) you badly!
BOOOOOOO!
[CROWD GOES WILD]
Gotta love Caitlin RC's attitude, that's getting to the ROOT of the problem right there.😁
@@fatumamamamamama Yas queen giving me the true respect :P
BOOOOOOO-IRCH
Keep your dogs close, and your tree monsters closer.
Why do I watch these when I'm such a scaredy cat!
Pretty sure that 'butchery diagram' was a Bear Grylls 'how to make a buck sleeping bag' step by step instruction.
Looks like a buck seventy-five..
I can't believe it's taken so long for someone to figure out the Blair Witch's weakness of not having more than four corners. If six of you turn up she's screwed.
Gamma is our friend.
Cop Searchman needs to stop saying "over and out" and just say"out"
Edit: Absolutely no one in this police force knows how to talk to each other on a radio
10-4 good buddy.. Sombitch pile a monkey nuts!
I know what you mean in principle. It is the Hollywood-ization of things. I have never seen a "chalk outline" nor heard of an Officer dying from "tasting an unknown powder to identify drugs" ... Just things they do in entertainment properties. :-)
@@ZackeryGee of course they don't outline bodies, that's the job of road painters
@@magead Ha! "Parking lot marking, road servicing, and body outlining" company! :-) Probably make a ton depending on location!
4 constantly abused military lingo.
Over: End of my transmission waiting for reply.
Out: End if my transmission no reply expected.
Roger: understood.
Wilco: understood and I will comply.
Saying “Roger Wilco “ and “over and out” always gets on my nerves especially in war movies..
31CV9 US Army.
@@ss4vegeta007 not sure if youve served.. If so.. Thank you.. But onto the running joke... I was a bystander in watching "Taking of Pelham 123" last night with the wife. One "commander guy" asks for an update but doesn't say SITREP. More "What is the situation down there?" ... Funny at times. Same with Tech stuff. As well.... It is a fantasy after all.... Cheers!
You guys sound just as scared as me. Did you remember to wear your saftey beanies?
I am now honestly curious as to what would the Blair witch do if the people she targets are in a circular room?
I could totally go for some witch scones right now
Genuinely getting scared and tense from this playthrough. I’m never scared by horror movies or games but this has actually caught me 😐 also guys in the fights stand still and watch Bullet they are too fast to dodge 😂
Man there’s a lot of set up in this game of snake, I wonder when the actual gameplay will begin
Blair Witch III will be a good game.
It comes in 3s in this industry.
More Blair witch please!!!
This sheriff is a proper jerk, yo Blair Witch you know what to do.
Maybe he's just tired I mean even Ellis likes / respect him
I didn't understand what was going on for the most part... Go Team OX?
19:07 So- Baby Got Back?
19:42 - *Achievement Unlocked: New Pants Please!*
Are the blue tapes from a future Cop Searchmen?
I don't think I'd ever have made it past the first "fight," after finishing the video I still haven't been able to see a single one of whatever these monsters are supposed to be. Kinda feels like being the designated cynic in a horror movie who is in the middle of all the paranormal shit but somehow still thinks everyone else is freaking out over literally nothing.
I really hope Bullet doesn’t get Blaired. Wait or is the term Blair Witched?
"Blaired" sounds like if a make up artist named Blair gives you a make over while you sleep and shout "You just got blaired giiiiirl!"
Sorry Andy, but I don't think trailside tea rooms are a thing in the states. I know I've never seen one.