i just really like watching speedruns like this. no major glitches or exploits, just great movement. like the moment i saw that you could stick to wall i knew i was in for a treat. its great to see even in this run, parts that could be optimized.
It's absolutely staggering seeing what an actual pro at this game can do. I don't know how one could ever WANT to be a pro at this. My hat's off to ANYONE who can even COMPLETE the game without dying inside, let alone doing it this fast.
I came here from Markipliers latest pogostuck video just because I wanted to see the rest of the course. And even though I knew this was a world record video I was still so freaking scared every time he would miss a flip or bounce back a little. But I'm honestly so glad Mark never got to some of that end stuff....I think he might legitimately have a heart attack
this man be like: Friends : - Yo, you playin' some Overwatch when we get home? Hit me up on discord if you want. shlomdog : - Nah, probably goin' to play some POGOSTUCK.
So what this lovely young gentleman was trying to tell you is that you have a bigger jump the longer you fall. This is so that, when you fall back down to the ground, you can try to recover with a giant leap. It's balanced so that a normal pogo jump doesn't really increase the height. What he's doing is jumping and landing on his side so that the time before the actual stick hits the ground again is long enough for him to jump higher.
For all the ones saying Mark won’t ever beat this...you know he probably looks up these speedruns occasionally to get a feel of what’s in store. And therefore sees your comments. And if he doesn’t, he hears about it everywhere. And immediately gets it in his head that he HAS to beat it to prove everyone wrong, as he lives exclusively off of Fuck You energy. So whether he basically kills him self doing it or not, be prepared for it to get beaten. 😆
watching this game me stress, both knowing that a day will come when I have to get through that insanity and because I would end up punching through my table if I fucked that up at the end.
![[TAS] Celeste Any% in 21:23.330](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pG7vh7ENYSk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TAS] Celeste Any% in 21:23.330](/img/tr.png)
![[OLD] Pogostuck TAS in 2:26.075 (:](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BhnyFjpjIKs/mqdefault.jpg)
If you listen closely, you can hear the screams of insanity and anguish from smii7y in the distance
Did you steal this comment? The exact same thing was said two days ago by another person.
lll•A_German_Ewok•lll wrote it before I read comments so no I didn’t steal it
K
Some say on the night of a cloudy full moon you can log in and still find Smii7y struggling hopelessly at the same part over and over again
Was just thinking about how far back he is... Oh boy
I just realised how far away Markiplier is from the end...
Eugene Krabs just wait till he gets to the ice😂
He's never going to make it
Jesus Christ, Mark is going to go insane from this game.
It’s a game of angles
Same
Her: Babe Come Over
Me: I can't, you're on top of a mountain and all I have is a pogostick.
Her: My parents aren't home.
Me:
R/wooooosh?
@bayj0nes r/therealman
Stolen comment from getting over it 1.17 seconds speedrun
@@pizzapie5356 When you steal meme, do your "friends" report you?
makes no sense
*Smii7y has left the chat*
LMAOOO
Smii7y Rage Quit from Chat
FUzzyNoodlez yup, literally right after
Depression has entered the chat
i was about to write the same thing 😂
this man is too powerful
Well, the force is strong in his pogo~
This man is to dangerous to be kept alive
Anyone else here from Markipliers vid to see what the whole game was like?
yep
Lmao he's never gonna make it
I feel like he might... but at what cost?
Exactly 😂
Yup. He is so boned.
Man that's insane. If those small hiccups are smoothed out sub 3min30sec is definitely possible
I watched on pogo stuck speed run and now every video in my recommended is pogostuck
O no
Just delete the video from your watched list (history)
one*
This guy: *beats this game in a few minutes*
Meanwhile
Markiplier: *Screaming*
Today's vid was him in perpetual agony just to get on top of a pineapple, next episode will be chaotic X,D
@@hmpang4996
UGH I HAD IT GOOD UNTIL I SCREWED IT ALL UP, LIKE EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE!
*Gets stuck in the honey tree for the rest of the episode.*
@@hmpang4996 yea... that pineapple is the sure calm before the storm .
"It cant get more harder then this"
~Mark 2019
He's just so bad at videogames in general...
@@thefattesthagrid he is average, this game is just really dificult
Mark, Wade and Bob (maybe) are so going to hate this game if they manage to progress further.
Pretty sure Mark already does 😂😂
I think it’s above hate now
Yeah especially the part where wind is falling downwards it took the speedrunner 10-15 seconds to do it imagine Mark if he ever plays the game again
This man has been through hell and back
He is beyond madness, beyond reason, beyond fear
This is a man no more
I can hear SMii7y screaming
cant wait for him to get to those insane parts XD
@@mmiisshhaa Nah he will just rage quiet.
@@slipper1889 I think he'll rage quite loudly actually.
lmao
I could imagine
Just completed it in 11hrs 47 mins. Right on your heels..
i just really like watching speedruns like this. no major glitches or exploits, just great movement. like the moment i saw that you could stick to wall i knew i was in for a treat. its great to see even in this run, parts that could be optimized.
Poor markiplier...
We should count at least like 50 more episodes but Im putting my money on 75 honestly
I think his pogostuck series is going to end like welcome to the game 2 series
Betting my money on 69
Endless entertainment
Nah, I love him but he’s gonna give up. Or have a whole ass heart attack, rip in peace
Betting my money on none after 1 last episode
SMii7Y wants to know your location.
I was thinking the same thing
haha yeah exactly what i thought.
CCookii who?
CCookii who?
@@ninjaaaad3fuse ur mom
Guess Michael and Gavin aren’t making it ever...
Yeah there's no way they can figure out how to do the next obstacles and at the same time have the skills to execute them
But it’ll be funny watching them try...
I don’t think there will even be a second episode (unless they get a million views)
I love it when the game breaks them.
Who are these two people i unknowingly not not know?
Him: 3 min 56 Secs
Markiplier: only gets to the Tree in 6 Parts and has been stuck at the tree for 3 parts now
おいたんこれクリアするとかよく言ったもんや…
何時間もお疲れ様でした！
I refuse to believe that god has given man such intense motivation to achieve something so crazy, that it doesn’t make a man align with insanity.
Dude these strats are unreal, and still so much time to be saved... sub 3 should definitely be possible tbh
I’m praying for Mark. He’s gunna need thousands of prayers when he has a stroke from all the anger this will give him.
息子は諦めました
1:58 “what is he doing?”
Pulls of the trick
*t h i s i s b e y o n d s c i e n c e*
AwesomeGun18ooo
off*
Honeydew fuck, autocorrect be on something else
When you realize that mark's gonna really flip his lid as the worse parts
The amount of muscle memory it would take to remember this whole map is astonishing
I honestly didn’t think a speedrun of this game was even possible. Way to go
siapa yang tiba-tiba muncul di beranda karna beres nonton bang brando yang stress karna ini game 🤚
Gua😂
good job man, you deserve more attention.
ayy, thank you
Mark...oh no...let's pray he doesn't have a heart attack playing this
Good luck mark
When you see someone play it effortlessly, it almost seems..oddly relaxing. Like some sort of surreal experience.
うっわ……わいわい頑張って、、、、
It took Ludwig a 100 hours to beat this and this guy does it in 3 minutes
You my friend. Just earned another subscriber
If mark ever reach the ice part, the friction will drive him crazy I think.
I knew I should’ve made the investment in a good gaming chair
My boy is hopping through the luncheon kingdom
弟者さん達があんだけ苦労してたものがこうも簡単に…仙人過ぎる😂
And i thought sub 4 was never possible
There's still loads of time save, sub 3 might not be possible but I bet 3:2X is
Me: “HA HE FUCKED UP”
Speed runner: “nah that was intentional” **gains massive height boost**
"Oops i forgot to press record"
Sentence that makes you question your life choices
It's absolutely staggering seeing what an actual pro at this game can do.
I don't know how one could ever WANT to be a pro at this.
My hat's off to ANYONE who can even COMPLETE the game without dying inside, let alone doing it this fast.
Mark at the two trees after the grapes: It can't get harder than this. It can't POSSIBLY be harder.
Me: Oohhh, honey...
Markiplier: It can’t possibly get any worse
Me: Starts worrying for Mark ;-;
The entire ice area, I was thinking of how much mark would hate it ..
This is gonna be interesting
@@megc9289 He won't even get passed the pineapple he's currently on.
I came here from Markipliers latest pogostuck video just because I wanted to see the rest of the course. And even though I knew this was a world record video I was still so freaking scared every time he would miss a flip or bounce back a little. But I'm honestly so glad Mark never got to some of that end stuff....I think he might legitimately have a heart attack
Lol ikr?
This man probably owes at least half his views on this to Markiplier/Wade/Bob XD
Incredible skill, that's for sure; and I'm sure an incredible amount of time practicing and making attempts to get to this point.
perfect anvil skip howwww
*Every RUclipsr that makes lets plays of this game have left the chat*
I don't think Mark will make it through the pineapple stage let alone the snowy slippery floors. 😅
"It can't get much harder then this"
~Mark 2019
Mark: HOW IS THAT NOT A BOOST?!
Speedrunner(s): Yes, but actually no-
The hours of practice……..
あ、わいわいには無理かもしれん…(察し
絶対無理ですね。。笑
最近まだがんばってますけど。笑
クリアするせんはわいわいリスナーにとってどっちでもいいと思うけど！笑
喋ってるのが聞ければ！笑
おいたんの雑談が聞ければいいや
@@ぽんこつ-s5u そういう事ですよね笑
Shlomdog: completes in 3 minutes. Markiplier: am I a joke to you?
this man be like:
Friends :
- Yo, you playin' some Overwatch when we get home? Hit me up on discord if you want.
shlomdog :
- Nah, probably goin' to play some POGOSTUCK.
poor mark. you gotta long ways to go bud
This mans a legend.
What kind of insanity drives a man to put himself through this, let alone master it in this way...
*Insert youtuber here* would be tilted if they seen this speed run
*Markplier wants to know your location*
最後のカメレオンの場所に行く過程で、頭ぶつけて落ちるの正解だったんですなおとじゃさん。あれはすごい、あれはすごい（）
Mom: Sweetie, are you ready for school?
Me: In three minutes!
*Turns on game*
before : watching this vid i was feeling so pround foe my 2% completion
after : imma deleting this game
Markiplier:
Speedrun:**completes it in 4 minutes**
This man did in 4 minutes what mark couldn't do for over an hour
The scary thing is there's no game breaking glitches involved in this, he's just completing it normally without error pretty quickly.
After watching bob and mark play this game I’ve noticed every time this guy landed on his side he never bobbled around..... HAX!!!!
I came here after Connor got to the safe area. 3m56s to Connor's 30+hrs.
Improvise. adapt. Recover. Overcome. Pogostuck.
This guy's an absolute God in this game😮😮😮
Bro Eddie and juicy are crying rn
Yeah, uh... I don't think Mark's gonna finish this game
Markiplier has left the chat
2:00 don't understand that part, is it that you supposed to do or just failed attempts to counter the wind?
Jump higher
and higher
then jump from higher ledge
bigger fall means mo powa babeh
So what this lovely young gentleman was trying to tell you is that you have a bigger jump the longer you fall. This is so that, when you fall back down to the ground, you can try to recover with a giant leap. It's balanced so that a normal pogo jump doesn't really increase the height. What he's doing is jumping and landing on his side so that the time before the actual stick hits the ground again is long enough for him to jump higher.
Me:
RUclips: *_PUT THIS IN HIS RECOMMENDATIONS_*
Markiplier: There’s no way it can get any harder, there is just no way
The rest of the game: *evil laughter*
Markiplier and Smii7y: *exist*
This game: So you have chosen D E A T H
For all the ones saying Mark won’t ever beat this...you know he probably looks up these speedruns occasionally to get a feel of what’s in store. And therefore sees your comments. And if he doesn’t, he hears about it everywhere. And immediately gets it in his head that he HAS to beat it to prove everyone wrong, as he lives exclusively off of Fuck You energy. So whether he basically kills him self doing it or not, be prepared for it to get beaten. 😆
なんて効率的…素晴らしい速さだ…
Markipliar spent 3 hours and 10 minutes just to get over a pineapple
This should be categorized as Oddly Satisfying
Mark is in for one hell of a rage...
God i hope mark sees this
For reference, the current WR is 2:43 by Maseter
RUclips recommended me this video today..
Markiplier: at the tree
Also Markiplier: It can't get any harder than this.
Me: Oh, Mark, if only you knew.
3:51 that must've hurt!
미쳤습니까 휴먼?
God amongst men
おとじゃこんなことやってたんやなあ……すげえやっぱ………
Some say you can hear Teo’s demon laugh at the grapes...
2:52 the screams of smi77y in the background
When you give your tablet to your big brother
すごいすごい!
本当に良いもん見せてもらったわー
ありがとう！
This gave me ANXIETY poor Mark
oh mini ladd is now mini madd
watching this game me stress, both knowing that a day will come when I have to get through that insanity and because I would end up punching through my table if I fucked that up at the end.
its quite satisfying to watch
... God, Mark is gonna go insane