Why America's Got Talent Is So Fake

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @nekonico9645
    @nekonico9645 5 лет назад +17781

    “I’m a teacher”
    *Proceeds to strip on stage*

  • @charliekett6
    @charliekett6 5 лет назад +6015

    Two Set in Last Video: *We are not a roasting channel*
    This Video: *ROAST TIME!!!*

    • @Altroante
      @Altroante 5 лет назад +42

      Can't blame them, really. lol

    • @TinV
      @TinV 5 лет назад +114

      Roasts are born, not created

    • @DesignerNTMH
      @DesignerNTMH 5 лет назад +23

      no they just *REVIEW*

    • @carleehipps542
      @carleehipps542 5 лет назад +4

      I was literally going to post this! 😂💕

    • @katsukibakugou6454
      @katsukibakugou6454 5 лет назад +4

      They even made an intro for these roast videos😂

  • @TheDilemma76
    @TheDilemma76 4 года назад +5606

    My review as a flautist: No.
    My review as an erotic dancer: Also, no.

  • @ShaunakDesaiPiano
    @ShaunakDesaiPiano 2 года назад +2315

    Can we just appreciate how when Brett and Eddy tried to play out of tune with each other, they still played in thirds and sounded 10 times better than the flautists? They couldn’t even bring themselves to play a tone apart.

    • @855188
      @855188 2 года назад +96

      That’s why they said playing out of tune is also a tAlEnT.

    • @burracore
      @burracore Год назад

      ​@@855188artists are not made, theyre born😔

    • @E_FoxSnowspirit
      @E_FoxSnowspirit Год назад +5

      Ikrrrrrrr

    • @ShaunakDesaiPiano
      @ShaunakDesaiPiano Год назад +26

      Not to mention Eddy has perfect pitch.

    • @brocklytle3028
      @brocklytle3028 Год назад +4

      @ShaunakDesaiPiano they also have ReAl TaLeNt.

  • @eligibbons2155
    @eligibbons2155 5 лет назад +9146

    "I'm a professional classical pianist"
    *starts playing grade 4 piece*

    • @rox8686
      @rox8686 5 лет назад +416

      Eli Gibbons inniiiiiittt I was like “what is this. I played this when I was, like, 10. Whyyyyyyyyyy”

    • @pumpkinhead3356
      @pumpkinhead3356 5 лет назад +154

      For a second there I thought you meant grade 4 for AMEB, but then I remembers that literally everyone is American these days

    • @eligibbons2155
      @eligibbons2155 5 лет назад +341

      @@pumpkinhead3356 I'm actually from the UK, so I meant ABRSM. Don't assume my nationality, fool.

    • @rox8686
      @rox8686 5 лет назад +38

      MangoCat we mean ABRSM from the uk hun

    • @zhchee7734
      @zhchee7734 5 лет назад +168

      And he completely skipped the middle part. Of COURSE he only played the first few bars that every person learning the piano knows by memory, because it's not entertaining enough than suddenly glitching out of existence.

  • @LK-gh9su
    @LK-gh9su 5 лет назад +17652

    They should get an orchestra on America's got talent and have them play Tchaikovsky 1812 and aim the cannon at the judges

    • @Andromeda-mz1qk
      @Andromeda-mz1qk 5 лет назад +751

      Madbanana //M.B. Specifically at Simon

    • @manuelbes
      @manuelbes 5 лет назад +120

      Lmao

    • @mason308y8
      @mason308y8 5 лет назад +78

      Madbanana //M.B. Yesssss

    • @syylizz
      @syylizz 5 лет назад +256

      Yes great sugestion my friend

    • @mikamakes4779
      @mikamakes4779 5 лет назад +128

      I’d volunteer

  • @averyhuff181
    @averyhuff181 5 лет назад +8958

    "I played the flute from a young age" hands are in the wrong position and it's out of tune

    • @averyhuff181
      @averyhuff181 5 лет назад +289

      AHH NO NOW THERES TWO OF THEM!!!

    • @averyhuff181
      @averyhuff181 5 лет назад +267

      Me and my friend are now watching this during our academic day in band and we both just sat here and roasted the flute player =3=

    • @alaspoorcontent
      @alaspoorcontent 5 лет назад +90

      That’s probably why. He didn’t learn well 😆

    • @Angela-jn4li
      @Angela-jn4li 5 лет назад +154

      He breathed a lot and he didn’t tune correctly he was just playing random notes.

    • @Angela-jn4li
      @Angela-jn4li 5 лет назад +92

      Also he played like half a song so what was his talent?

  • @Enatsu
    @Enatsu Год назад +510

    as a flutist i can 100% say that this man probably never played flute in his entire life

    • @claretan6821
      @claretan6821 Год назад +33

      as a flutist i shed genuine tears looking at that guy

    • @ZiexQ
      @ZiexQ Год назад +10

      As a metal enjoyer an guitar player(beginer) i agree

    • @Spookzydraws
      @Spookzydraws Год назад +17

      same though how did he even get his flute to sound so out of tune like theyre not very high maintenance 💀

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 Год назад +4

      even if I don't know how to play flute, I can tell he played like sh!t

    • @moineten
      @moineten Год назад +3

      I agree, and I've only played the flute for a school project for one year in sixth grade-

  • @nicolass892
    @nicolass892 5 лет назад +2263

    Ling Ling: practices 40 hours a day
    Judges: Ok?
    Random person: My great grandpa died in 1937
    Judges: *GOLDEN BUZZER*

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 5 лет назад +26

      John Tyler’s grandsons: our great-grandfather died in 1813

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 лет назад +13

      Nicolas Schellberg not interesting enough. You could have said he died in 1939

    • @samuellacarrubba1208
      @samuellacarrubba1208 5 лет назад +11

      12:05 ok this is going to be interesting
      12:26 umm
      13:12 by sis I'm out

    • @karviil2673
      @karviil2673 5 лет назад +2

      K4z x since it’s not something I can change I decided to enjoy it! To bring joy to the crowd in my last few days!
      Judges: you are the American talent we need!!!!!

    • @emmac.3835
      @emmac.3835 5 лет назад

      🤣1937 hahahahahaha

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB 5 лет назад +4687

    People on AGT either:
    1) Have a sad backstory (mediocre talent/skill)
    2) Look crazy but is acutally good
    3) A kid
    4) Subvert the expectation (Ex: The piano player)
    5) "Ooh im so shy uwu~" *_Sings/Plays with extreme confidence_*

  • @tekjoey
    @tekjoey 5 лет назад +5409

    My 15 year old sister plays flute. She was given less than 24 hours to prepare a pice for church today and she still played better than this guy

    • @toriparrotti4492
      @toriparrotti4492 5 лет назад +254

      Your poor sister...

    • @sofauwu2443
      @sofauwu2443 5 лет назад +208

      Omg! Well I guess congrats to her, for managing that. All the "performances" in this video were sacrilegious on a level that was unimaginable before...this....

    • @neeko13
      @neeko13 5 лет назад +20

      Flutes in church pogchamp

    • @joemel2
      @joemel2 5 лет назад +58

      I'm so glad you didn't say she danced better than him!

    • @ivelisseys7285
      @ivelisseys7285 5 лет назад +12

      Does that mean she played... not so good?

  • @broadwaybirdie9081
    @broadwaybirdie9081 Год назад +500

    Not gonna lie, the social stigma around classical music is one of the reasons I stopped singing. I was a classically trained coloratura soprano and outside of my vocal coach everyone else thought I was the cartoon self-absorbed diva just because of my vocal range.

    • @ViolinValia
      @ViolinValia Год назад +72

      Never stop being YOU, honey! Looking at the horrendous stupidity and lack of taste in the world, do you really think those people's opinions carry any weight? They are pure reflection of what media brainwashed them to "think". And you singing is a reflection of your SOUL. Now, which one do you think matters more? 😉❤

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Год назад +20

      My voice lacks the elasticity to sing so even though I’m not interested in singing I am still somewhat jealous. Don’t waste that skill and practise

    • @Velereonics
      @Velereonics Год назад +7

      People loooooove coloratura but they just don't realize it. Big movies always got one, game trailers as well. People live for that.

    • @Rostra66
      @Rostra66 Год назад +8

      Smh and *sigh
      Pls don’t give up on that beautiful voice because of others’ uneducated and WRONG opinions.
      As you grow up, you might regret ending your potential prematurely
      If you keep pursuing what you genuinely like, you’ll find yourself surrounded by right kind of people eventually, who knows.

    • @dimasgirl2749
      @dimasgirl2749 Год назад +7

      I'm a soprano, and I say don't quit just because everyone else is being a jerk. There are plenty of people who would *love* to hear you sing with such a range. I sing on my church's worship team, and people have told me they love my voice. And my church is one that typically plays Christian Contemporary Music for worship!

  • @lebazardebecques1223
    @lebazardebecques1223 4 года назад +2720

    I'm sorry but :
    Them: The whole point is to hide the breathing.
    My conductor: Your whole point is to STOP BREATHING

    • @briebickford3445
      @briebickford3445 4 года назад +189

      *flashbacks of having to hold a high c for 45 seconds straight or else*

    • @isaacbragg-gardiner2456
      @isaacbragg-gardiner2456 4 года назад +35

      Circular Breathing

    • @lovelyunknown
      @lovelyunknown 4 года назад +117

      singing in choir be like:
      Me: when are we suposed to breathe
      director: *YESTERDAY*

    • @celinaphuah2909
      @celinaphuah2909 4 года назад +5

      @@lovelyunknown lol

    • @Anonymous-fb1qu
      @Anonymous-fb1qu 4 года назад +17

      When I took band my conductor was the same wayyyy ugh. I was a clarinet so it stood out when we took a breath and he would always yell at us to stop breathing😂

  • @evab3115
    @evab3115 5 лет назад +3842

    i just hugged my flute because i was so horrified
    edit: she's okay tho

    • @naan5026
      @naan5026 5 лет назад +56

      hurricane tortilla, thank god.

    • @pranavyarlagadda2143
      @pranavyarlagadda2143 5 лет назад +68

      Emboushure(me flute) is still recovering

    • @pennyproud2474
      @pennyproud2474 5 лет назад +43

      @@pranavyarlagadda2143My flutes name is Freya ☺️

    • @pranavyarlagadda2143
      @pranavyarlagadda2143 5 лет назад +48

      Annabeth Chase And my piccolos name is the sharp bastrd

    • @pennyproud2474
      @pennyproud2474 5 лет назад +24

      @@pranavyarlagadda2143 Lol love that name

  • @veyniacchp
    @veyniacchp 5 лет назад +3825

    Imagine how his students felt watching him....

    • @altaccount3124
      @altaccount3124 5 лет назад +427

      Don't think he has any

    • @Thatguy-mz6uk
      @Thatguy-mz6uk 5 лет назад +319

      He only teaches stripin

    • @weaselsdawg
      @weaselsdawg 5 лет назад +42

      hot for teacher ;) also more realistically petrified from second hand embarrassment

    • @ayishas4385
      @ayishas4385 5 лет назад +274

      Let's hope the students are as fictional as his flute-playing

    • @LordDoucheBags
      @LordDoucheBags 5 лет назад +48

      He’s probably not really a flutist

  • @angelcakemimi
    @angelcakemimi 2 года назад +338

    as a BEGINNER flautist i dont even manhandle my flute like that. its my baby and i have protected it. my flute is from the early 00s, its a school one that was specifically lent to me and in no circumstances would i want to break my flute like that.

    • @lilacmoon8912
      @lilacmoon8912 2 года назад +7

      Same here I started like 3-4 months ago and the way he took the flute and he said he played the flute even as a beginner we know that’s not how you hold a flute and they’re were children in that crowd I would be traumatized by that for life if I saw that as a younger kid

    • @norazees
      @norazees 2 года назад +6

      I am an advanced flautist I’ve been playing for 9 years in 2023 and I was disgusted at how the guy held his flute played to notes how out of tune it was actually hurt me 😭

    • @peatato
      @peatato Год назад +2

      We must treat our instruments like **babies! 😤

    • @ningtastic
      @ningtastic Год назад +2

      flute for 3 years and even i cringed at this bro it hurt me on the inside and i’m relatively new 💀💀💀

    • @Justadudewithquestions
      @Justadudewithquestions 4 месяца назад

      @@norazees I’m not even a flutist and that hurt ME

  • @lizziesancoeur7135
    @lizziesancoeur7135 3 года назад +3743

    I'm a flautist, hi!
    And he needs to stop lying about playing the flute since childhood. He plays like someone has played for 2 months.

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 года назад +228

      I'm not a flutist, bit I feel like even those who play for 2 months could carry a tune, if not professionally enough. But I want to know what you think.

    • @aliyarubinstein6587
      @aliyarubinstein6587 3 года назад +24

      Not even, lmfao

    • @Ujuani68
      @Ujuani68 3 года назад +168

      Plot twist: He is a stripper, who also plays a flute. Badly.

    • @aishutoon4553
      @aishutoon4553 3 года назад +37

      2 months? More like 2 weeks…

    • @shrivram8867
      @shrivram8867 3 года назад +49

      @@aishutoon4553 more like 2 seconds as someone whos been playing flute i did better on my first lesson than these idiots did in their whole life

  • @alanaukpong381
    @alanaukpong381 5 лет назад +5233

    When you're a flautist yourself.
    1) His angle is horrid.
    2) His tuning is non-existent.
    3)His technique and playing is jsjskdkkdkdkd.

    • @mattcobbold9644
      @mattcobbold9644 5 лет назад +77

      Simply Alana22 I couldn’t relate to you more 🤮

    • @hannahking9004
      @hannahking9004 5 лет назад +116

      When you’re a flautist yourself and still say flutist *gasp*

    • @alanaukpong381
      @alanaukpong381 5 лет назад +39

      @@hannahking9004 That's sort of rude, sorry for being grammatically incorrect.

    • @mattcobbold9644
      @mattcobbold9644 5 лет назад +17

      Feel like the only boy in the world that plays flute aha

    • @talia9586
      @talia9586 5 лет назад +1

      eXACTLYNZSNJS

  • @humanllusion590
    @humanllusion590 5 лет назад +4071

    You know it's sacrilegious when you can hear it's out of tune and you're not even a classical music student 🤒🤕

    • @someone-kt7uk
      @someone-kt7uk 5 лет назад +179

      i dont know shit about music but i can very much agree that definitely does not sound right

    • @euphoria2821
      @euphoria2821 5 лет назад +19

      I dont study music but i found out i have perfect pitch so....yeaaaa

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify 5 лет назад +5

      Thelaretus that’s also true for any style of music. If you buy a deep purple best of record then you don’t need another one. Same for the Beatles, Michael Jackson etc. (Of course il not talking about the ones that have only one hit and we’re then sent into oblivion)

    • @salamzander
      @salamzander 4 года назад +10

      I’m a vocalist and even I noticed that it was out of tune.

    • @tsumugishirogane3925
      @tsumugishirogane3925 4 года назад +3

      Susannah S I don’t play flute(I’m a violinist) and I can still tell it’s out of tune.

  • @rumimunosib3265
    @rumimunosib3265 2 года назад +1137

    I'm a Pianist and the dude who kicked the stool made me slam my hand on my desk you NEVER EVER disrespect the stool okay, that dude took it to far and made me stop watching America's Got Talent
    edit: wow I got this many likes for the first time thank you guys for agreeing as well

    • @manaswiniadepu6467
      @manaswiniadepu6467 2 года назад +27

      NOT THE STOOL!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @triffus
      @triffus 2 года назад +5

      lol, who cares?

    • @Sabryna_1tG
      @Sabryna_1tG 2 года назад +18

      YOU NEVER,NEVER EVER EVER DISRESPECT THE PIANO
      that made my soul cry- 😭😭😭

    • @kaishawna3753
      @kaishawna3753 2 года назад +59

      @@triffus Kicking a stool like that can cause damage and it can weaken the wood and the stool can become damaged and unusable over time. I would never disrespect an instrument like that no matter if it’s a seat.

    • @hueningkaikamal
      @hueningkaikamal 2 года назад +34

      @@triffus WE care.

  • @MingTwoG
    @MingTwoG 4 года назад +2873

    new name: America's Got Strippers

  • @hannahhh7210
    @hannahhh7210 5 лет назад +1390

    Contestant: plays instrument
    Judges: Sit quietly and don't comment
    Contestant: Takes off shirt
    Judges: HOoOoO WoAoAoH

    • @hetiansima1724
      @hetiansima1724 5 лет назад +4

      Ella: Alex, look! This is our teacher!
      Alex: *watches video* 😲😲🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 what is wrong with him!!!
      *Video spreads around the whole school*
      *Teacher is called to the office*
      Principal: I’m sorry, Mr. (idk), but you are a terrible influence on our students. You must be fired
      In the end, the teacher didn’t win AGT or keep his job. Sighhhhhhh

  • @coragon42
    @coragon42 5 лет назад +3498

    Reasons not to watch AGT:
    -scripting fake scenes
    -contracts that hurt contestants
    -committing sacrilege towards the arts
    -portraying things in immensely biased ways

    • @lindscutie0756
      @lindscutie0756 5 лет назад +93

      Emerson Yu -story and shock value over actual talent

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 5 лет назад +11

      just wondering, what contracts?

    • @coragon42
      @coragon42 5 лет назад +101

      @@Fikamar27 They make you do whatever they want you to do to make the show interesting (even humiliating you), and you cannot do anything about it. Basically, they have almost complete control over their contestants.

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 5 лет назад +86

      You forgot to add cutting out contestants, their scenes, or sometimes cutting the scenes so they look more dramatic/funny/sad etc.

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 5 лет назад +22

      They want you to fail cry and make a fool out of yourself just so they could get more views

  • @scusachannel1682
    @scusachannel1682 2 года назад +98

    7:05 Simon probably didn't groan because it was classical music, but because he knew the guy was going to surprise-strip to pop music

  • @gazelledianimal7365
    @gazelledianimal7365 5 лет назад +1588

    *looks at this dude pole dancing with a flute* ....*gets flute and hugs it* it's ok.....ill never do such a thing

    • @catherinefrank4597
      @catherinefrank4597 5 лет назад +1

      me tho

    • @janussanders8345
      @janussanders8345 5 лет назад +11

      Gazelle di animal
      WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TOO A FLUTE.

    • @helpuwu6644
      @helpuwu6644 5 лет назад +16

      My piccolo shrunk form watching that

    • @childishknight8587
      @childishknight8587 5 лет назад +22

      My flute is safe with my piano upstairs, they protect each other.

    • @Moodyy.j
      @Moodyy.j 5 лет назад +9

      I have now tuned my flute and hugging it

  • @macyadams4402
    @macyadams4402 5 лет назад +20076

    My review as a flautist:
    1. His tuning is horrendous
    2. He needs to start on a B natural for this piece, not an A flat.
    3. Most of the notes are wrong.
    4. He’s breathing in the wrong spots.
    5. In this song, the upper register is played first.
    6. He’s holding his flute at a terrible angle
    7. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS FINGERS IN THE RIGHT POSITION
    I need Ling Ling Insurance 🙏

    • @simedinson984
      @simedinson984 5 лет назад +789

      yea the breathing is horrible like take one music leason and you will learn when to breath but yea i am just a euphonium player what do i know

    • @harrypottah5237
      @harrypottah5237 5 лет назад +305

      Someone get the chinese kid to help

    • @GReyn
      @GReyn 5 лет назад +438

      Yet he said that he was a teacher..

    • @paulcecchetti5428
      @paulcecchetti5428 5 лет назад +425

      Not even mentioning he's using a G flute instead of a C flute...

    • @yoelreuven
      @yoelreuven 5 лет назад +77

      I agree with your review but you discredit yourself when you refer to an instrumental piece as a "song" 👌 I'm just being pedantic 😅

  • @facevaluehighfive
    @facevaluehighfive 5 лет назад +22109

    Can we just agree, that everyone, even non-musicians, absolutely CrInGeD at the first guy

    • @tilyfee
      @tilyfee 5 лет назад +279

      100%

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 4 года назад +619

      I cringed out loud to all of them. Like WTF?!

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 4 года назад +41

      Aye

    • @gracegriffindor9352
      @gracegriffindor9352 4 года назад +211

      I ve to skip the stripping part, cuz, like... he was stripping, on stage while performing an instrument.

    • @Engeldemuerte
      @Engeldemuerte 4 года назад +237

      I have 0 musical prowess, and every one of these made me want to die.

  • @AnarchyWillows
    @AnarchyWillows 2 года назад +125

    as a pianist whos been playing from a young age, this hurt to watch. it felt like torture watching an instrument being disrespected. my heart was sore watching this. he could've easily just danced on his own.

    • @timecubed
      @timecubed Год назад +1

      I agree man. It's not nice to disrespect something like that, especially when you're not just disrespecting *a* person, but disrespecting an entire genre of music, along with pretty much everyone who plays it or participates in it. Maybe that's a little too much, but it definitely felt like they're trying to make the entire classical genre seem boring at the very least, and that's already enough to anger more than just a few people.

  • @amirgerayli3571
    @amirgerayli3571 5 лет назад +2069

    Me watching America's got talent: Hey mom look! Its my flute teacher!
    mom:..
    mom: how about learning the guitar?

  • @thatoneflutist57
    @thatoneflutist57 4 года назад +9935

    As a flute player, the first guy made me want to cry

    • @JM-hu3pk
      @JM-hu3pk 4 года назад +420

      putting the flute on the ground was esp horrible to me

    • @johannes1826
      @johannes1826 3 года назад +206

      They give em a sheet that is a tone oft and then they play the wrong track over it so it sounds shit. Its just a show. He probably isnt even a proper musician

    • @eviehetherington
      @eviehetherington 3 года назад +77

      I DID CRY

    • @E-Ruu
      @E-Ruu 3 года назад +121

      Even a beginner double reed player is more in tune lol

    • @annaquinn9995
      @annaquinn9995 3 года назад +85

      I play flute and piano so both made me cry

  • @Chris-xs3vu
    @Chris-xs3vu 5 лет назад +2607

    “I’m a classical pianist”
    *Proceeds to play pop music and strip dance on stage*

  • @ljuliamorganl
    @ljuliamorganl 9 месяцев назад +10

    As both a flautist and a pianist, I’m sufficiently traumatized for this life and the next. Please help me

    • @mrslita2575
      @mrslita2575 9 месяцев назад +1

      As a flutist and a pianist, me too girl me too...

  • @tomforsythe7024
    @tomforsythe7024 5 лет назад +2483

    Note that, despite the heat, Brett and Eddy keep their clothes on. Thanks for keeping it classy, guys.

    • @cherryforto5590
      @cherryforto5590 5 лет назад +20

      Exactly! Keep it classy.

    • @procrastinatingmultistan4781
      @procrastinatingmultistan4781 5 лет назад +9

      But we see only one part of their bodies...

    • @AshEshyr
      @AshEshyr 5 лет назад +7

      probably because it's under 10 celcius in australia everday right now, middle of winter.

    • @clairee3413
      @clairee3413 5 лет назад +4

      But it’s winter in Australian rn.....

    • @squish4805
      @squish4805 5 лет назад +4

      Because it’s fuckin freezing rn in Australia lmao

  • @emilioovalle3070
    @emilioovalle3070 5 лет назад +1409

    Imagine watching America’s got talent and you see your teacher stripping *RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES*

    • @benjaminwaddill1625
      @benjaminwaddill1625 5 лет назад +54

      I bet he lost his job

    • @mcalkis5771
      @mcalkis5771 5 лет назад +6

      Wouldn't be so bad if she was a bad one.

    • @mena376
      @mena376 5 лет назад +5

      female teachers get fired for less.

    • @Only_gainz_official
      @Only_gainz_official 5 лет назад +1

      What if you have a hotass teacher in her mid 20. Whould your eyes still burn, guys?

    • @teddygrayson1087
      @teddygrayson1087 5 лет назад +15

      @@Only_gainz_official yea coz I'm gay

  • @russellyoharry689
    @russellyoharry689 4 года назад +1515

    Moral of the story:
    If you can’t play in tune, become a stripper

  • @TechnicalDogMan
    @TechnicalDogMan 2 года назад +87

    Just imagine a mum telling their kid, “oh look let’s go watch this flute act, I’m sure you’ll love it!”
    Then they go watch it.

    • @Meli-Meliai
      @Meli-Meliai Год назад +1

      Poor child is probably traumatized by now 😅

    • @PresciLengo
      @PresciLengo Год назад +1

      @Meli-Meliai the mum might also be traumatised

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 5 лет назад +1198

    Maybe the audience was actually woke and was yawning because he was playing Für Elise
    and just the first page as well
    like every beginner pianist plays that

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco 5 лет назад +72

      I think it was just creative editing; these "reality" shows will do that, put in a shot of something that actually happened at some other time in the production, to influence how you think about that particular scene.

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 лет назад +41

      That's what I think as well. Could even be a pre recorded reaction before the show even started. They did that to us when I was at a live AGT show.

    • @fairyqueengee
      @fairyqueengee 5 лет назад +12

      @@guccideltaco it most definitely is. There have also been times in the show where they place someone in the audience with a microphone just to say certain things to make viewers laugh or feel a certain way about performers.

    • @agm5487
      @agm5487 5 лет назад +6

      Honestly that piece is the EASIESt piece ever

    • @_tired.sandwich_4242
      @_tired.sandwich_4242 5 лет назад +1

      thats what i thought at first

  • @Lynn-fb1kp
    @Lynn-fb1kp 5 лет назад +1422

    The roasting of violin in the beginning somehow makes me really REALLY hungry.

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 5 лет назад +26

      *I N T E R E S T I N G*

    • @charliekett6
      @charliekett6 5 лет назад +9

      Yummy 🤤

    • @yhc8759
      @yhc8759 5 лет назад +19

      Nah we only burn ViOlas

    • @souupii.3434
      @souupii.3434 5 лет назад +7

      Mmmm nicely tosted wood with that tasy lacquer sauce😋

    • @AlexSSB
      @AlexSSB 5 лет назад +6

      /r/ForbiddenSnacks

  • @roryreviewer6598
    @roryreviewer6598 5 лет назад +5164

    Hey guys, I've been to a live episode of AGT before and I wanna let you know that the audience reaction is totally fake. In fact, before the show even started, they pre recorded all of us making various fake reactions to things. They would say "ok now look surprised" "Okay, now clap". So everything you're mad at in this video could just be all the editor's fault and none of it actually happened how it looks like it happened.

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 5 лет назад +495

      Too bad to hear that despite I knew paid audiences are exist :(

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 лет назад +559

      Well, I wish I got paid lol

    • @WithADashOfBran
      @WithADashOfBran 5 лет назад +27

      That's impossible on so many levels

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 лет назад +74

      What's impossible?

    • @WithADashOfBran
      @WithADashOfBran 5 лет назад +50

      @@roryreviewer6598 How can you get the people's reactions and the judges reactions when they show both at the same time. There is no way they could record them separately. I don't think any amount of editing will be able to do that.

  • @Kit-Cat404
    @Kit-Cat404 2 года назад +45

    As a pianist, für Elise is one of the simplest piece that I have played, it just sound hard but easy. When that pianist was about to start his music, it was La campanella, a very hard piece so I was surprised. It just shame me when people don’t respect classical music, if you don’t respect it, then don’t play it, it’s shameless, not famous.

  • @hg-dw9ht
    @hg-dw9ht 5 лет назад +777

    Imagine how traumatised the first dudes students are

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 лет назад +2

      Hiruni goonasekera kids watching omg

    • @marissa1428
      @marissa1428 5 лет назад +5

      Hiruni goonasekera IKR!!! Also I love your profile picture 💜💜💜

    • @yadu2954
      @yadu2954 5 лет назад +14

      Probably isn't even a teacher

    • @2000andie
      @2000andie 5 лет назад +3

      What students? I’d like to see a school that keeps him lol

    • @stefann8305
      @stefann8305 5 лет назад +5

      the parents will be like :
      I told you piano was better but you wanted flute!

  • @justanotherpiccplayer3511
    @justanotherpiccplayer3511 5 лет назад +1640

    Strips down to my undies in my recital because I played my piccolo slightly out of tune

    • @buszgg1769
      @buszgg1769 5 лет назад +6

      Haha

    • @katieprice3984
      @katieprice3984 5 лет назад +51

      Big yikes. If every musician had to strip hen they messed up there would not be a strip free concert or recital.

    • @Baddyxox
      @Baddyxox 5 лет назад +11

      So his talent is stripping

    • @BBL.Soldier
      @BBL.Soldier 5 лет назад +42

      It's called the piccolo panic

    • @ranishelton3653
      @ranishelton3653 5 лет назад +7

      Havoc THE PICCOLO PANIC 😂

  • @anony_mouse4168
    @anony_mouse4168 2 года назад +34

    8:01 I cake back to watch this after our school had a talent show. Two students played classical piano, and I remember the crowed was cheering at the top of their lungs. They got elected to the finals (so did I) but the crowd (mostly made up of friends and family of the contestants) had to vote. So it wasn't the fairest wins for some of us. But I loved the classical music appreciation.

  • @zaipherg.6379
    @zaipherg.6379 5 лет назад +1474

    Seeing all those instruments being so mistreatead while i'm a guy who can't even afford a good keyboard is really painful

    • @lebaongoc3047
      @lebaongoc3047 5 лет назад +20

      @@iba0232 omg so true. I end up having to go to Costco to use their displaying piano :(

    • @jezailbrett1109
      @jezailbrett1109 5 лет назад +8

      Lê Bảo Ngọc Oh,I can relate. I have to use my school’s violins.

    • @Skitdora2010
      @Skitdora2010 5 лет назад

      You can't say that. He probably treats his flute with more romantic diners than you treat your sweethearts.

    • @omcmbarabidaomcm
      @omcmbarabidaomcm 4 года назад +3

      Omg! Ikr?

    • @priyesh3357
      @priyesh3357 4 года назад +2

      I can feel that

  • @Denturess
    @Denturess 5 лет назад +2486

    The music agt discriminates against:
    1. Classical
    2. Heavy metal

    • @garbiiiiij
      @garbiiiiij 5 лет назад +382

      you know what sucks? When those two are your favorite.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 лет назад +38

      @@garbiiiiij big oof 😂😂😂😭

    • @ccflute
      @ccflute 5 лет назад +4

      why heavymetal?

    • @nemesisprime0213
      @nemesisprime0213 5 лет назад +30

      When those are my only favorites😂

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 лет назад +117

      ‘Cos peasants only understand pop music

  • @luthienebony4186
    @luthienebony4186 5 лет назад +1392

    OMG I AM A FLAUTIST AND I AM OFFENDED BY THAT FIRST DUDE EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Also he was playing an alto flute which is in G, a normal flute is in C, which is why they were a tone out

    • @OmegaThirty
      @OmegaThirty 5 лет назад +34

      Serena Sage I feel validated as I guessed it was an alto 🧠🧠

    • @kfluter
      @kfluter 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you somebody finally said it!!!😂

    • @ThomasMulliganFlute
      @ThomasMulliganFlute 5 лет назад +9

      How is C and G a tone out? The alto is lower by a 4th

    • @ludiwang1172
      @ludiwang1172 5 лет назад +13

      I am personally not a fan of alto flutes without curved headjoints. It's so uncomfortable to have to stretch your arms out so far to reach the keys.

    • @vampiricwolftosnake
      @vampiricwolftosnake 5 лет назад +13

      He should at least be competent enough to make up for the tonal differences if it was staged

  • @NightcoreSkies
    @NightcoreSkies 2 года назад +37

    as a pianist,
    god help me with that 2nd guy, i f*cking can't-

  • @donalahiry
    @donalahiry 5 лет назад +528

    Pianist: Plays Fur Elise
    Also pianist: turns into a robot
    Also also pianist: kicks piano stool
    *Beethoven wants to know your location*

    • @siekensou77
      @siekensou77 5 лет назад +2

      also also also pianist: kicks the bucket.. .. .. ..

  • @thatlinuxguy
    @thatlinuxguy 5 лет назад +1738

    The issue is that their portraying classical musical as no longer being a relevant valid form of art, I think is what your trying to say.

    • @gavinwatkins9386
      @gavinwatkins9386 5 лет назад +20

      that linux guy sums it up nicely

    • @vickent2475
      @vickent2475 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks to populism

    • @kuro758
      @kuro758 4 года назад +3

      Why do I feel like there's something grammatically wrong with this sentence but can't find what it is! Or it really is a legitimate but complex sentence.

    • @thatlinuxguy
      @thatlinuxguy 4 года назад +4

      @@kuro758 Yea there should be a comma between the words relevant and valid.

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 года назад +6

      @@thatlinuxguyAlso they're and you're, but you encapsulated the problem with the show very nicely.

  • @jenniferwatson2107
    @jenniferwatson2107 3 года назад +7117

    That moment when people only play the first page of Für Elise because it gets much harder as it goes...

    • @zhchee7734
      @zhchee7734 3 года назад +587

      A whole page? You're giving them too much credit

    • @aishutoon4553
      @aishutoon4553 3 года назад +507

      More like the first few measures. Repeatedly.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 3 года назад +181

      What about Moonlight Sonata 🤣

    • @endodouble6691
      @endodouble6691 3 года назад +70

      I mean... I can play exactly the first the page and not a single measure after that, but I’m also not a pianist.

    • @sgta2088
      @sgta2088 3 года назад +15

      I can only play the first page too because I only know how to play the middle-ish hard notes.

  • @hon3yt34
    @hon3yt34 2 года назад +66

    The stool kick was absolute pain for me and prolly for other pianist too 😭😭😭

    • @lilacmoon8912
      @lilacmoon8912 2 года назад +2

      I’m not a pianists but I know that’s not how you treat a piano

    • @batman5383
      @batman5383 2 года назад +5

      You always gotta respect your equipment, regardless of what instrument you play

    • @boltgaming248
      @boltgaming248 Год назад

      as a beginner guitarist the stool kick wants me to break my classical guitar to buy a les paul and a grand piano all together

    • @Jeni_hehe
      @Jeni_hehe Год назад

      Even though I haven't played the piano in 6-7 years it made me cringe so hard.

    • @sparklegirl1006
      @sparklegirl1006 Год назад

      A teacher kicked the piano stool at a pep rally at my school, and the worst part was that almost everyone cheered when he did that 😬

  • @macygreaves3389
    @macygreaves3389 4 года назад +3282

    I’m a flautist
    And this is absolutely horrendous. It’s not even multiple pitches, the flute isn’t even tuned and his breaths are so noticeable which Is not suppose to happen.

    • @ijustlovefoodtbh25
      @ijustlovefoodtbh25 4 года назад +24

      Which piece is he playing

    • @alexphili8538
      @alexphili8538 4 года назад +55

      @@ijustlovefoodtbh25 In german its "Morgenstimmung" by Edvard Grieg
      im sure u can find it with that

    • @sandrahelena3368
      @sandrahelena3368 4 года назад +51

      I know a 16 year old flautist who's way better than him

    • @AquaStrategist
      @AquaStrategist 4 года назад +6

      Sandra Helena Broas yourself?

    • @kristofkovacsRisy
      @kristofkovacsRisy 4 года назад +9

      I think it was flourist, just has a weird accent.

  • @markschwartz1565
    @markschwartz1565 5 лет назад +5290

    You guys need to remember that America's Got Talent is designed to appeal to an audience that is very, very stupid.

    • @84rinne_moo
      @84rinne_moo 5 лет назад +97

      Bahaha best comment 😂

    • @Andromeda-mz1qk
      @Andromeda-mz1qk 5 лет назад +27

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 5 лет назад +216

      Yeah, I think the rest of the world doesn't understand that these kinds of shows are aimed at trailer trash.

    • @bellewillis4886
      @bellewillis4886 5 лет назад +196

      Maybe I don’t remember correctly, but when I was younger I don’t remember agt being this fake.

    • @wardomekingoffire3865
      @wardomekingoffire3865 5 лет назад +27

      Well the past ones doesn’t realy appeal audience. At least the winners deserve it

  • @dakotasherlin9991
    @dakotasherlin9991 5 лет назад +1059

    Contestant 1 : plays beautiful music no one has ever heard
    Judges: "meh"
    Contestant 2 : plays for three seconds by hitting a battery with a bowie knife
    Judges: "that's terrib..."
    Contestant 2 : "I have cancer"
    Judges: "YOU WIN!"

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 5 лет назад +11

      Dakota Sherlin truth right here

  • @Kikidium
    @Kikidium 2 года назад +18

    Thank you for sticking up for the flute!!! It's so much work trying to keep the breaths quiet. Love you guys and your roasts.

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 5 лет назад +5695

    Taking your clothes off and acting sassy isn't talent.

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 4 года назад +1799

    I used to respect Simon years ago but then I realized he was jsut as much actor as everyone else in the room

  • @cocoq3323
    @cocoq3323 4 года назад +807

    “I played the flute from a young age.” Yeah he probably quit and started it again for this show.

  • @Linkshmink
    @Linkshmink 2 года назад +52

    As a pianinst I feel violated by the way the second guy kicked the piano stool.

  • @SuryanIsaac
    @SuryanIsaac 5 лет назад +787

    As a pianist, those stools cost a LOT, especially if you get a really good one. Anyone sane individual would not kick a piano stool.
    I really don't think that dude was sane

    • @mazz2622
      @mazz2622 5 лет назад +9

      I don't think cost is an issue as long as you get the ratings.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 лет назад +16

      Trust me he earned enough from that performance to buy 100 stools

    • @anastasiawasylinko5482
      @anastasiawasylinko5482 5 лет назад +8

      And that piece isn't that hard. Only a Level 7 in Piano.
      And yes, that sounds pretty high, but it's not that hard to play, really.

    • @ruocat9591
      @ruocat9591 5 лет назад +5

      @@anastasiawasylinko5482 Like I don't even learn piano and I can pretty much play the beginning of Fur Elise

    • @IzEror
      @IzEror 5 лет назад +7

      @@anastasiawasylinko5482 For reference for folks who don't know piano levels/use a different system, Fur Elise is one of the earliest pieces you learn on piano after your scales and simplified folk tunes like Scarborough Fair. So. Not terribly impressive.

  • @aminawinterwater2915
    @aminawinterwater2915 3 года назад +3201

    “I played the flute from a young age.”
    Well, folks, there you have it, the least improved flute player in history...

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +119

      Either he sucked so bad his teacher quit or he rlly didn’t practice

    • @webflops
      @webflops 3 года назад +8

      sO TRUE

    • @extremecowz7694
      @extremecowz7694 3 года назад +24

      Somehow you missed it was a part of his act. He was lying, as a joke.

    • @eleanorlanpher34
      @eleanorlanpher34 2 года назад +18

      The guys just complimenting himself, “Oh yeah I’m young, I was young two weeks ago too!”

    • @marz6580
      @marz6580 2 года назад +2

      Flute gang spitting straight facts

  • @sweeteikmel
    @sweeteikmel 5 лет назад +724

    The teacher took the "not wanting to see your teacher in public" to an entirely different level 😂

    • @ElectroGaming5
      @ElectroGaming5 5 лет назад +11

      Eika May imagine his kids(if he has any)

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 лет назад

      @@ElectroGaming5 he probably will if the doesn't recognize him cuz he's low-key fine 💀

    • @ElectroGaming5
      @ElectroGaming5 5 лет назад

      First Class Experience LOL

  • @sitihumayraamohdhafiz7524
    @sitihumayraamohdhafiz7524 2 года назад +17

    I can feel you guys. I hate when they fake talent and the important one "strip ". I don't have that type of talent so I appreciate them like how I understand music. Yes, classical music is not everyone's type but it doesn’t mean they can capture an exact person that suddenly yawns each time it is about classical music.

  • @captainmarvelous982
    @captainmarvelous982 5 лет назад +302

    AGT contestants: My parents died in a fire and I lost everything.
    *uses tremolo as if it's impressive*

  • @oliviaswindler7258
    @oliviaswindler7258 4 года назад +2861

    The reactions to that pianist dancer guy made me so mad. People have such short attention spans that they think any classical music is boring. The judges fall asleep to someone playing classical music well, then give a golden buzzer to the people who go up and play michael jackson with horrible technique.

    • @possiblyijt7400
      @possiblyijt7400 4 года назад +138

      I heard some where else that they typically film the reactions prior to the actual performances (that's why the audience behind the judges are quiet when the audio is playing cheering/standing ovations), so it's possible that the audience weren't actually yawning during the boRing cLasSicAL parts, but the reactions were all just prerecorded ones.

    • @karimerivera1777
      @karimerivera1777 4 года назад +130

      like someone else said, the reactions are probably planned, but even knowing that, it annoys me that they put classical music as boring.
      I feel you

    • @aureliajian5660
      @aureliajian5660 4 года назад +42

      They actually screened something extremely imapropriate and disrespectful as a part of planned commercial. So cringy

    • @justanotherlinglingwannabe546
      @justanotherlinglingwannabe546 4 года назад +3

      Ikr!

    • @isaa1782
      @isaa1782 3 года назад +39

      I'm pretty sure this one guy didn't yawn because of classical music. He just did it sometimes (most probably not even related to the performance) and they just thought it would be perfect material to put in there to show how booooring classical music is 🙄

  • @premiumgarbage9506
    @premiumgarbage9506 5 лет назад +560

    If Ling Ling goes on America's Got talent , he doesn't get judged.
    He judge the Judges.

    • @xandraxandra1437
      @xandraxandra1437 5 лет назад +7

      premium garbage and everyone gets a X!

    • @sarah.I
      @sarah.I 5 лет назад

      damn smh i like username 😅

    • @theresawood8378
      @theresawood8378 5 лет назад +1

      Or maybe America's Got Talent is so off in judging talent, they won't even recognize Ling Ling and think he's just another classical music dude because he's actually playing the instrument.
      _sad violin, piano, cello, viola, piccolo, you get the point, noises_

    • @jbertucci
      @jbertucci 5 лет назад +1

      Ling Ling would get an standing ovation playing Brahms' Lullaby and dressed as Bad Luck Brian.

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 Год назад +6

    I was born into a loving family but then the hospital burned down 5 seconds after I was born and my family died, so I ended up in a corrupt orphanage where I got cancer and When I was 3 I was stolen by kidnappers and taken to Mexico where I worked in a sweatshop, and I was there until I was 7 when I found a guitar one day so I practiced the guitar every day after my 20 hour shift in the sweatshops and I've been doing that for the past 6 years. I finally got enough money to buy my freedom out of the sweatshop where I came here to America's got talent to put my guitar skills out into the world. If just one person is inspired by this my life dream will be complete.

  • @veiah_
    @veiah_ 5 лет назад +616

    America’s Got Talent: E X I S T S
    Twoset: *I’m going to end this man’s whole career*

  • @tnayeen.ashghatank
    @tnayeen.ashghatank 5 лет назад +768

    First the Guinness Book of World Records. Now AGT.
    Twoset ridding the world of evil one institution at a time.

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 лет назад +5

      Meleeneh Hairapetian who’s next I wonder

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 лет назад +18

      i actually didnt realize just how awful these talent shows are until now- its over sexualized

  • @lucycelestialqueenheartfil3411
    @lucycelestialqueenheartfil3411 5 лет назад +449

    As a pianist, watching that guy kick the piano stool made me cry and gave me shivers and goosebumps, the SACRILEGE

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 5 лет назад +5

      I can relate

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 5 лет назад +2

      I play games like all day, and imagining myself throwing my chair across the room like a Fortnite gamer makes me scared, too.

    • @tristanlaw10
      @tristanlaw10 5 лет назад +8

      The piano abuse gave a concussion

    • @anastasiawasylinko5482
      @anastasiawasylinko5482 5 лет назад +3

      Same! I couldn't watch!

    • @collectorofcats294
      @collectorofcats294 5 лет назад +2

      Lucy {Celestial Queen} Heartfilia as a pianist, I agree... the sacrilege!!! I wasn’t impressed...

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Год назад +7

    You guys are so right about everything being scripted, zooming in on audience members, who happen to have a microphone near enough to them to pick up what they're saying at just the right moment. Also, what about the very bad acts? You know they know about them ahead of time. There are auditions beforehand.

  • @snorki4128
    @snorki4128 5 лет назад +1655

    I can't even afford such a good piano stool. That kick hurt...

    • @shirleyc8
      @shirleyc8 5 лет назад

      Konrad Jędruszek same

    • @noelle9853
      @noelle9853 5 лет назад +15

      Same I have a broken one that can't adjust so I have to sit on books to make it high enough

    • @snorki4128
      @snorki4128 5 лет назад +27

      @@noelle9853 I have a dining room chair that I put pillows on.

    • @mrmoustachio206
      @mrmoustachio206 5 лет назад +3

      My dad just recently fixed my piano stool so the lid doesn't come off again, so yeah, that kick hurt

    • @m-hayek1985
      @m-hayek1985 5 лет назад

      Konrad Jędruszek are you prodigy??? Stool? You must be a 9 year old prodigy playing the well tempered clavier already!!! Good for you

  • @JKinsman92
    @JKinsman92 4 года назад +2494

    I’m so relieved I stopped caring about AGT. When talented musicians and comedians were being sent home instead of acts whose whole shtick is kicking guys’ balls, I was done.

    • @fritzthelibrarygoblin
      @fritzthelibrarygoblin 3 года назад +58

      What, you mean you don't appreciate the creative genius of "OW! MY BALLS!"?

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +38

      @@fritzthelibrarygoblin *yesn't*

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +7

      Yep.

    • @speggiman
      @speggiman 2 года назад +21

      Same. Here in my country I used to be bonkers about my local Got Talent but as time progressed,kids with sad backstories started to win,people not from our country started to come and I eventually quit watching and I'm glad for that.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 2 года назад

      absolutley.

  • @coffeelatte7760
    @coffeelatte7760 3 года назад +6767

    I just hate it when someone starts to discriminate classical music, or any genre of music. Like dude, aren't you educated enough to respect people who trained for years to master their instrument or that kind of genre?

    • @sophiaperennis2360
      @sophiaperennis2360 3 года назад +343

      I'm pretty sure it's intentional.
      They want the people to be stupid and ignorant. Easier to control and abuse.

    • @coffeelatte7760
      @coffeelatte7760 3 года назад +86

      @@sophiaperennis2360 I can never agree more.

    • @Guitarhurtsmyfingers
      @Guitarhurtsmyfingers 3 года назад +168

      yeah like they started playing fur Elise (a classical piece) and the camera pics up an actor freaking yawning. SAcReLiGeOuS.

    • @iwanttokillmyself206
      @iwanttokillmyself206 3 года назад +38

      @@Guitarhurtsmyfingers it made me feel sad idk like all i do is useless cause i play piano 1h per day to get better and ive been playing piano for 5years and just seeing this video made me FEEL LIKE A SHIT YES

    • @gabrielthefallen
      @gabrielthefallen 3 года назад +29

      @@Guitarhurtsmyfingers pretty sure it was a reused clip from another episode but with a dubbed yawn sound over it. The show is so stupid

  • @mofumofunights
    @mofumofunights 2 года назад +30

    I play a guzheng, which isn’t even close to the flute, but the first two people made me want to cry from how bad it sounded :’)

  • @shriyag4707
    @shriyag4707 5 лет назад +924

    My dad casually walked by while the dude was stripping and he just walked away, shaking his head, in dissapointment.

  • @abbyr
    @abbyr 4 года назад +1921

    im a beginner flutist, so here’s my opinion on the first guy:
    • why is he holding it like that, just hold it up, it’s not that hard
    • he’s breathing in all the wrong places (and he’s making it very obvious)
    • there was no need to strip, he just needed to find some way to “save” his performance
    • *TUNE. YOUR. FLUTE.*
    • my dude didn’t even play his Bb scale correctly
    • when the two of them started playing together... *my ears bled out*
    • if this guy is your teacher (as he stated in the beginning) get a new teacher.

    • @cadenguesman5581
      @cadenguesman5581 4 года назад +58

      If he were in our marching band... his flute angle would be parallel to the ground and nothing less and nothing more. Perfectly parallel.

    • @mrmitch2424
      @mrmitch2424 4 года назад +72

      Neo LPSTM Not a flutist here, here’s my opinion:
      Idk abt technical skill but anyone who had basic knowledge abt instruments and has been around then can tell THAT DUDE IS WAYYYY OUT OD TUNE. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
      I agree, if this guy is your teacher, find a new one

    • @yuyang8095
      @yuyang8095 4 года назад +1

      Copied

    • @pureconlimon4317
      @pureconlimon4317 4 года назад +11

      When I Heard him, I couldn't believe that he's a teacher (but, idk, I just play the piano)

    • @keithcitizen4855
      @keithcitizen4855 4 года назад +3

      @Gabriel Garcia there are some highly paid good musicians out there that like to nicely flaunt a bit and get away with it , but this show should be taken off the air , the smutty English comedy shows of the 60s,70s have been - I always looked forward to the Liberace show in those days , the Black and White minstrel show was a favorite too.

  • @eph7886
    @eph7886 5 лет назад +378

    My school stopped calling the talent shows talents shows, and started calling them variety shows probably because they realized none of the school has talent. America’s got variety.

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 5 лет назад +6

      The Fox In Your Backyard: my school makes you try out for it because quite a few people at my school are musical.

    • @nic_5226
      @nic_5226 5 лет назад

      Ephemerize the likes are at 222 PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY

    • @felixmccracken234
      @felixmccracken234 5 лет назад

      Lol same

    • @anvesham6124
      @anvesham6124 5 лет назад

      s a m e

    • @crabinabox1390
      @crabinabox1390 5 лет назад

      @@nic_5226 it didnt stay that way ._.

  • @milkshake447
    @milkshake447 2 года назад +12

    I agree with everything you guys said man.
    The other day I had my final music performance at school and I decided to play something from Schickhardt (on the recorder) with my ensemble and afterwards I heard (at least) the whole front row was laughing and looking away… Terrible… That caused the presenter to say “thanks for the sportive reaction”. Most of them were old classmates…
    (But in my language, I don’t know if this was correct english lol.)

  • @lauranight4572
    @lauranight4572 5 лет назад +910

    Any flute teacher would HATE this guy, whenever I saw him play I got flashbacks of my teacher screaming FLUTE ANGLE!!

    • @Anna-ps9qu
      @Anna-ps9qu 5 лет назад

      same

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 5 лет назад +51

      I don't remember my flute teacher saying "flute angle"...
      but "P O S T U R E" was a thing. 😅

    • @mr.sunshine2549
      @mr.sunshine2549 5 лет назад +14

      Betty-Alexandria Pride i remember my teacher telling getting mad because of my flute angle lmao my posture was good but my flute would tend to droop by the end of playing lmao

    • @NomicEXE
      @NomicEXE 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. Sunshine My music teacher literally gets destroyed, he basically gets bullied. Depressing, really.

    • @mr.sunshine2549
      @mr.sunshine2549 5 лет назад

      Tyrancc Mine bullies her students😪 okay maybe not bully but you get me

  • @frenchfry1659
    @frenchfry1659 5 лет назад +1580

    Guys, let’s be honest, this should have been called “America’s got *no* talent”

  • @shalininair5464
    @shalininair5464 4 года назад +896

    Remember they rejected Lindsey Sterling... Who is now one of the most famous modern violinist.... AGT has no respect for REAL TALENT....

    • @carolineballeza5090
      @carolineballeza5090 4 года назад +92

      I had been scrolling to look for a comment like this. She is far from irrelevant and is one of many who have helped to bridge classical music to pop and and alternative music.

    • @shalininair5464
      @shalininair5464 4 года назад +11

      @@carolineballeza5090 true 👍

    • @najmaht.a.1314
      @najmaht.a.1314 4 года назад +26

      And also that young female contortionist who was amazing

    • @above_asphodel
      @above_asphodel 4 года назад +7

      Najmah T. A.
      Sofia Dossi?

    • @destrav4962
      @destrav4962 4 года назад +6

      Stirling* No hate man.

  • @TheDarthVeer
    @TheDarthVeer Год назад +10

    My review as a pianist:
    1. His piano is dramatized and obviously has no love for the instrument
    2. He wants to put on a good show which is completely understandable, however, the PIANO DIDNT DO ANYTHING FLIPPIN WRONG
    3. He most likely doesnt play the paino because if you look up fur elise on youtube, and play the two side by side, they sound the same.
    I love you two set. Plz make sure pianos lives matters: PLM

  • @mialambert9675
    @mialambert9675 5 лет назад +682

    *Flautist here!*
    1. He's about 400 tones flat
    2. He could seriously do with learning about some circular breathing.
    3. JUST TUNE YOUR DAMN FLUTE IT TAKES 2 MINUTES!!!!!

    • @nocturne2029
      @nocturne2029 4 года назад +40

      Mia L what hurts is that he doesn't even necessarily need circular breathing, he could literally just start with putting his breaths in the right places and learning not to breathe like a jet engine >.

    • @akirauwu7455
      @akirauwu7455 4 года назад +11

      Beginner flautist here. How do I do circular breathing?

    • @juliweizen1759
      @juliweizen1759 4 года назад +3

      @@akirauwu7455 aiden hugg gave you a very nice explanation but please don't feel the need to learn this at the beginning. Realisticly (and if you don't plan to become a professional flautist) you will probably never need it. It's a fun thing to be able to do and it might help in some situations, just don't stress yourself if you try it out and it doesn't work (right away).

    • @narikodono4582
      @narikodono4582 4 года назад +1

      Not a flautist but how do you tune a flute? I've always wondered that

    • @SoulWinds
      @SoulWinds 4 года назад +5

      Don't watch TV. Just... Don't... It's pure evil... Just go practice...

  • @leon_krk
    @leon_krk 5 лет назад +819

    I hated every single second of the part of that pianist...
    That... Was... Sacrilegious on a level it has yet not been measured

    • @snow3910
      @snow3910 5 лет назад +12

      I seemed to be the only person upset when I saw this, finally someone agrees. :>

    • @theresawood8378
      @theresawood8378 5 лет назад +21

      First he portrayed classical music as having nothing but one boring phrase from Fur Elise, then he does this strange robot dancing.... I experienced left lung failure after that.

    • @lucyfeng744
      @lucyfeng744 5 лет назад +5

      He started young as a pianist and still plays Fur Elise on a talent show.... I mean if he was actually a musician he should actually show off his talent and play Liszt or something but eh. Maybe the director told him to play Fur Elise to emphasize how “boring” classical music is and it really pissed me off. Man if I ever hear Fur Elise or Canon in D on a talent show I am going to cringe to deathhh

    • @TruthWillFreeYou
      @TruthWillFreeYou 5 лет назад +1

      I am triggered too.

    • @mariabernadettedevera7856
      @mariabernadettedevera7856 5 лет назад +2

      i learned fur elise when i was 10. i was like seriously? every pianist knows how to play this??!!

  • @ihopenoonefindsthisaccount7687
    @ihopenoonefindsthisaccount7687 5 лет назад +2514

    im a flutist, and clarinetist,,this made want to DIE he was SO out of tune

    • @razorraccoon902
      @razorraccoon902 5 лет назад +105

      I too am a flutist and the first one made me want to die like seriously

    • @alxna9411
      @alxna9411 5 лет назад +20

      Omg same i think i had an aneurism 😂😂

    • @phantmcssh5771
      @phantmcssh5771 5 лет назад +52

      I’m a pianist but I could feel all your pain 😂

    • @Jasmine-hw5hf
      @Jasmine-hw5hf 5 лет назад +16

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      This man would have been roasted by my section

    • @asimp.6334
      @asimp.6334 5 лет назад +9

      I wanted to smash my harp onto him.

  • @KattyKay13
    @KattyKay13 2 года назад +9

    I’ve auditioned for AGT twice once around the second or third season and the last time was in 2019 and they didn’t send anyone from the grouping I was in and there was very talented people there. It 100% is exclusively about what will get them the most views and not if the people competing have talent or not.

  • @miasaguay928
    @miasaguay928 5 лет назад +1383

    "you breathe when the phrase has ended"
    my middle school band teacher: "DON'T BREATHE AT THE END OF A PHRASE OR ON A BAR LINe, breathe during the whole notes."
    my current band director:" DON'T BREATHE. YOURE A FLUTE ITS TOO NOTICEABLE"

    • @boostedlolplayer6523
      @boostedlolplayer6523 5 лет назад +54

      @@omeleteazulproducoes8196 sounds right to me

    • @oliviapardue9243
      @oliviapardue9243 5 лет назад +13

      i’ve got two teachers that tell me to breathe at different spots

    • @thespraybottle7619
      @thespraybottle7619 5 лет назад +12

      Oh god as a tuba player I could never imagine what that’s like I have the privilege of breathing like every two bars and my band teacher wouldn’t care

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 5 лет назад +78

      A kid in my choir once asked “what if you’re going to die if you don’t breath?” Our conductor just casually said “then we lose another one.”

    • @harpersnyder7974
      @harpersnyder7974 5 лет назад +16

      It’s because when your’e a soloist you are more likely to be noticed when you breathe, when you are in a band there are other people playing during the whole note so it’s not as noticeable.

  • @irtap404
    @irtap404 5 лет назад +349

    Let's go protest, classical music, flutes and piano stools deserve respect ✌. No more sexualised flutes!

  • @microwaved.orange
    @microwaved.orange 4 года назад +3537

    I got so freaking triggered when he kicked the stool. How can you not think of how the paint will chip or how something could break of completely?! Would an artist rip up the masterpiece?! No!!! Because to them it’s art! The whole piano is art to a pianist! The keys, the bench, all of it! Dear freaking Jesus

    • @avocetque
      @avocetque 4 года назад +149

      I know right! That guy clearly isn't a musician, he's a fako

    • @Pugtatopug
      @Pugtatopug 4 года назад +17

      I feel you.

    • @kkuralina
      @kkuralina 4 года назад +51

      My heart broke when he kicked the chair

    • @TimTYT
      @TimTYT 3 года назад +7

      Honestly, it's just a stool. It's not part of the instrument.

    • @misakichan5555
      @misakichan5555 3 года назад +34

      @@TimTYT for them it is tho

  • @Bhawana2008-
    @Bhawana2008- Год назад +4

    Really loved you guys for stressing at that classical music point as I have felt the pain myself I really love classical music but whenever you perform it people consider it boring but once you start doing the boom boom even though a musician would find it out of tune still others will love it

  • @kalechips5972
    @kalechips5972 5 лет назад +4974

    As a person who went to a filming of "Americas got talent" I can say it was the worst thing I've ever experienced.
    The audience is literally actors. You'll get maybe two acts and then the rest of the day is just filming audience reactions. Literally about 8 hours of nothing happening. Then they try to get the audience to compete for prizes by seeing who can cheer the loudest (for the take obviously). The thing is they'll never give the prize to anyone who actually wanted one (because once they get the prize what would be the incentive for the said audience member). The worst thing is they don't even hire an audience, but trick families into coming believing it was more of a show and less of a TV set filming. They basically force the "actors" to pay to be there. Worst thing ever.
    Edit: for anyone wondering, I actually found the clip of the showing that I went too.
    ruclips.net/video/M4si8EbMMys/видео.html
    Now it was nowhere near as exciting as it was shown here. It was literally them telling us to make scared faces, then cheer when he hit the ground and that was it. Then the judges went inside and it was literally them having us " compete to see who could cheer the loudest"
    Some kids were cheering so loud we were losing our voice, including me. Once I even locked eyes with the "DJ" and he shook his head and pointed to the camera (gesturing for me to look) this happened about 3 times before my Dad noticed and he was pissed. He eventually had us get up and leave. He told the DJ off as we left but I don't remember what he said. Ended up going to a buffet to make it up.
    TL;DR: went to a filming of AGT. Got to see one act, then was bribed too scream on camera.
    AGT are scum who trick families into being up paid actors for an audience.
    Edit #2: Forgot to mention it was like 90° F out there, so yeah...around 8 hours in that kind of hear screaming.
    Edit: #3 damn guys thanks for the support!

    • @AA-ok9uw
      @AA-ok9uw 4 года назад +268

      Kale Chips damn exposeddd

    • @kalechips5972
      @kalechips5972 4 года назад +433

      @@AA-ok9uw I fucking hated it...fuck them and fuck everything about them. And definitely fuck the guy I charge of getting the crowd to cheer. Literally looked at kids who were cheering so loud that they were turning beat red in the eyes and told them they weren't screaming loud enough to get a prize, just because he knew these kids would keep screaming for the camera if he just dangled a cool toy in front of them.

    • @blushmuffin5259
      @blushmuffin5259 4 года назад +205

      I got bored with reality TV shows like this one during American Idol. It was the same schtick every episode...I told my friends the reactions were fake and the show is bullshit. You just proved what my 16 year old butt could not so many years ago...AUGHOSIOWIENROIHEPIAURHISEUNIUTHASTUGSD!

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 года назад +105

      I have always hated those """"""reality"""""" TV shows. They have nothing realistic in them, it is incredibly fake. It's like the XVIII th century "naturalism" (I know that now the term is connoted with the XIX th century movement, although it suffers from the same problem, I just think that the one from the XVIII th was more egregious), it is just a vain attempt to captivate audience by giving them the illusion of reality, something that you've created from A to Z. There is nothing real about it, it is just an illusion, an allure

    • @ddhVapor
      @ddhVapor 4 года назад +69

      Capitalism at its finest, this is how humans turn themselves into slaughter animals by watching clowns in TV and try to mimic them.

  • @savannagold7699
    @savannagold7699 5 лет назад +565

    When that one guy kicked the piano bench my soul screamed in pain.

    • @hollyperez7441
      @hollyperez7441 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @mythicalyt6509
      @mythicalyt6509 5 лет назад +1

      Ha shame

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 5 лет назад +3

      That bench, i bet was expensive tho, but not anymore after he kicked it >

    • @mythicalyt6509
      @mythicalyt6509 5 лет назад

      @@Noblesse_Sapphire pfft you musicians are wayy to soft

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 5 лет назад

      @@mythicalyt6509 sorry i don't get it x"3
      My English isn't that good, can you explain it? X3

  • @TylerOkunor
    @TylerOkunor 5 лет назад +1402

    These fake shows are portraying classical music in a terrible way.

    • @harrypottah5237
      @harrypottah5237 5 лет назад +3

      Hmm..maybe

    • @anonymoustranscriber2869
      @anonymoustranscriber2869 5 лет назад +16

      Harry PotTAH More than ‘maybe.’

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 5 лет назад +24

      To be fair, THEY KEPT PLAYING ONLY FÜR ELISE AND BUMBLE BEE. ofcourse it will get boring and predictable quickly. But still yah they kept portraying them as boring which is ironic because classical music is dramatic af.

    • @billiesabo
      @billiesabo 4 года назад +7

      Daniel ConR Exactly, most contestants want to impress the audience by playing a song that everyone would know like Fur Elise or FOTBB instead of playing the songs of composers like Handel or Scarlatti

    • @dubba1214
      @dubba1214 4 года назад +9

      If someone wants to, say, sing the Queen of the Night’s aria, she should sing that. They don’t need to be singing it while wearing a bikini and then doing a pole dance afterwards. I’d love to hear the aria, I’d love to see the pole dance. The two do not need to be combined.

  • @aster5076
    @aster5076 5 лет назад +787

    First guy: I play flute! *brings out ALTO flute*

    • @mrmoustachio206
      @mrmoustachio206 5 лет назад +4

      Amelie Smith I wanted to point that out! XD

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 5 лет назад +18

      Why is alto a problem? (i don't musical instruments)

    • @cocowang2005
      @cocowang2005 5 лет назад +49

      @@Lyf4rMusic alto is just lower so its harder to play higher notes that are like the normal flute

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 5 лет назад +7

      @@cocowang2005 ahh! Should've got the bulb in my mind, when it said Alto.. my bad :)

    • @bahaman19901
      @bahaman19901 5 лет назад +3

      Lyf for music it’s a different instrument

  • @greatemu6837
    @greatemu6837 2 года назад +11

    As a guy who plays the piano. I wanted to disappear the moment he started playing that piece 9:21

  • @yingyingluo7726
    @yingyingluo7726 4 года назад +846

    As a pianist, I feel a sudden urge to go pick up the poor bench and put it back and give it a hug

    • @soljustsol8616
      @soljustsol8616 4 года назад +22

      Yingying Luo same, but as a former pianist. Bench rights friend.

    • @isimoya7592
      @isimoya7592 4 года назад +18

      Im not a pianist and i want to do the same, and punch the guy.

    • @fartingkitty0712
      @fartingkitty0712 4 года назад +15

      same...like piano stools that are good quality cost quite a bit, and someone made that. please no. stop. get help.

    • @XXGGDylanRuan
      @XXGGDylanRuan 4 года назад +5

      Absolutely.poor chair.

    • @idontexist1966
      @idontexist1966 4 года назад +4

      I've never even touched a piano but I wanna do it as well

  • @Nathanr016
    @Nathanr016 4 года назад +1076

    The sad part is that italian guy seemed like he was genuinely a good pianist and probably has a lot of talent in piano but he would never win the show playing classical music on its own

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 года назад +6

      Yeah...

    • @isaiahd9947
      @isaiahd9947 4 года назад +52

      @@wuzz still sounded pretty good and expressive

    • @_natas5702
      @_natas5702 4 года назад +56

      He is talented, tough around 8:29 he missed a few notes but he was probably busy knocking down that poor chair

    • @CarlosHernandez-el4oc
      @CarlosHernandez-el4oc 4 года назад +15

      Or the piano playing was fake because there was a track when he was dancing

    • @vikrantsingh6580
      @vikrantsingh6580 4 года назад +1

      @@wuzz you've either never played the part starting from the second page or your technique might just be awesome.

  • @squigglyunicorn7777
    @squigglyunicorn7777 4 года назад +1328

    This is flute abuse. And piano stool abuse. #stopmusicalinstrumentabuse
    Edit: Gee, 1000 likes? :)

    • @Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow
      @Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow 4 года назад +25

      #stopdomesticviolince

    • @Andrea-hc4kz
      @Andrea-hc4kz 4 года назад +8

      i know right, as a pianist i really wonder why kicking piano stools is now a trend at events like this it aint even cool

    • @elizaldepolitico3706
      @elizaldepolitico3706 4 года назад +3

      Agreed like playing an instrument like I play the piano and as a pianist I would be like that was like a waste of time buying it because you’re kicking the seat like is there seat for kicking???

    • @supertastypoptart469
      @supertastypoptart469 4 года назад +1

      #stoppianostoolabuse

    • @AMHMA
      @AMHMA 4 года назад +1

      @@Andrea-hc4kz I cant even kick my stool I have to get new pads for the bottom of my bench

  • @TheInsomniarules
    @TheInsomniarules 2 года назад +5

    I went to an America's Got Talent taping once. Before ANY of the acts audition in front of the audience, the production comes out and tells the audience: standing ovation on 1, 2, 3. now, everybody look up and look surprised/scared. Now, act bored. Then they pick some audience members for the close-up shots of people yawning, laughing, etc. (without anybody on stage.) They do the same with judge dramatic reactions. THEN, the auditions begin and you find out why you were looking up scared/surprised... there's an act with a guy doing aerial stuff. I left after the second audition.