Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, William Montgomery, David Deery, Joel Jimenez, Chris Dillon, Jeremiah Watkins, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - Date: 09/23/2019
5:02 Mark Normand 7:08 Kill Tony Band 11:15 Brian Corbey 19:18 Nick Lee 28:51 Eric Kwasnajok 39:19 David Lucas 49:48 Kristen Cunningham 58:56 Bradley Durn 1:09:20 Tony will sing Toxicity @ KT 10y anniversary 1:13:30 John Botelho 1:21:41 William Montgomery 1:28:50 Ari Shaffir 1:31:57 Kajan 1:33:52 Matt Mellan
The sound on every episode of this show is atrocious. I either can't hear what someone is saying or I have to turn my volume down by 50% to prevent hearing damage.
Never seen this before but its actually pretty funny seeing people bomb. I can never find good videos of people actually bombing lol. Props to them for getting up there
I don’t know why some of them go on. Like that Canadian comedian was there on vacation in front of his wife and they’re all just ripping on him. Seemed like they cut his confidence in half. Good way to ruin a trip.
You should check out "Car Crash Comedy" from Opie & Anthony videos on youtube. They have people attempt stand up, and they have 3 chances (soundboard car crash sound when the joke bombs hard) and then the Comedians will make fun of their horrible stand-up, just like Kill Tony, but Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Jim Norton, Rich Vos and other Comedians are the judges and they are brutal.
RED VAN?! ........ Where did I drive this time? ....THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH FOR IT AND YOU GUYS DELIVERED 3 SECONDS LATER! I LOVE YOU!!!
I’m always shocked to hear bout the people that moved out to Cali to pursue comedy and when they do their minute it’s almost unbearable…I just think about how many people in LA are just chasing unattainable dreams
23:10 ... I'm in a never ending cycle of rewatching all episodes. Nick Lee's car crash of a set is burned forever into my memory. But one thing i didn't clock until my 5th time watching it back was when Mark Normand said 'he looks like a Shane Gilli's character"... Nick responded, 'Who the fuck is Shane Gillis. I'm too young. I'm only 25. Remember that." One of the most hilarious yet depressing statements I've ever heard on this show. And I've seen them all. 3 times
Kristen has been doing Stand-up for 1 year and has yet to learn how to tell a joke. Took her over the time limit to get to a personal opinion that no one understood and everyone in the room was an 80s-90s kid.
hhcdfhn gdzjjbf he actually wasn’t funny at all lol he went with the low hanging racial fruit. That shit isn’t really funny unless it’s done right. I was hoping he was going to be funny cause the guy hyped him up but it was just average bs.
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Mark Normand is a stone cold assassin. That lobotomy roast was brutal
then the "thank god that thing died" "you dont want that running around out there" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
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That and 'you quit meth, you quick pocket pussy, i think comedy's next!'
When the guy didn’t know Shane Gillis and Mark said “don’t worry it’s an Asian joke” I died 😂😂😂
That was a real deep cut, should've got way more laughs
@@ryanistooconceited marks to quick for even other comedians
I was looking for this comment 😂 that was so great
☠️
Shout out for the dawgs
"Whos Shane Gillis? Im only 25"
is the most out of touch thing I've heard on here.
This is like the a Special Olympics of open mic
Weak Sauce
@@RolandSpecialSauce this comment is so much worse than his comment hahaha
makes me wanna try to see if i can get more laughs than these folk
Haha
And your friend almost ended it
1:09:37 Tony promises to sing Toxicity on the 10 year aniversary of kill tony. That show is getting close.
I came here to say this! I hope somebody reminds him!
Didn't do it
We need it
He lied
didn't happen, fucker forgot!
God damn Mark Normand comes in hot making Brody Stevens jokes
“N W Ate too much.” Damn Mark Normand is fast.
Tony might be quicker but he shoots and misses way more then Mark Normand. He shots and hits everytime
King of zingers
@@matthewcampbell1291 you better put an a at the end of that
@Diego Lukas why this spam comment always has another bot backing him up lmaooo
Oh yeye my friend wall-e up there is totally legit trust him lol
...Redban is wearing their shirt. Sooo.... ehhhh
I’m holding tony to his word about singing toxicity on the 10 year in 2023!
thats next year!!
you still holding?
He lied
@@williamreed6613we were let down😪
Mark single handily saved this episode
2023 is approaching, can't wait for Tony to sing toxicity.
I knew this was going to be a good episode when Mark yelled “Call him a heeb!”
mark normand rules
5:02 Mark Normand
7:08 Kill Tony Band
11:15 Brian Corbey
19:18 Nick Lee
28:51 Eric Kwasnajok
39:19 David Lucas
49:48 Kristen Cunningham
58:56 Bradley Durn
1:09:20 Tony will sing Toxicity @ KT 10y anniversary
1:13:30 John Botelho
1:21:41 William Montgomery
1:28:50 Ari Shaffir
1:31:57 Kajan
1:33:52 Matt Mellan
Your a GD hero sir, I salute you
Thank you for time stamping the pledge to sing toxicity at 10y. Its going to be here before we know it.
@@Uncle_Duck he actually sang it early! It was at skank fest this year
@@Phrate what?!!? dammit, i missed it
@@Phrate he didnt do it on kill tony though...yet
This show got so much better after relocating to Austin. Specifically since moving to the Vulcan.
Bc LA sucks
i just assumed ari was under the table blowing them
that happened after the roofies kicked in after the show
sirpicksalot_ beat me to it, I was gonna say “he stayed behind the bar for most of the show.”
That's how his hair was rubbed off.
*dosing
Saw him live, the chick before him killed, he sucked tbh. His best days were as the amazing racist. His talent left with his hair
David and Mark harmonizing at 45:30 👌🏼
Been watching this show for about a year. Slowly becoming the show I look forward to the most.
Mark normand is fast
shalom shalom very
He finishes before she’s fully moistened
I think that "you fuckin' fairy"/"you fuck and ferry" joke went over everyone's head. Too fast.
"I hope he makes it long enough to see the youtube clip" Savage Mark Normand
So savage!
-you look like a shane gillis character
-i don't know who that is
- .......don't worry it was an Asian joke
Mark Normand legit blew a fuse in my head.
“Shouldn’t you be skinnier?!” 😂
My favorite regular is the feedback in the sound system.
The sound on every episode of this show is atrocious. I either can't hear what someone is saying or I have to turn my volume down by 50% to prevent hearing damage.
@@marjercly8296 I bet redban is in charge of that.
Clicked here for Mark
Yeah Ari isn’t funny
You should have Mark Normand as a guest on your quarantine show and back on live show when this shit is over
1:09:29 - The 10 year anniversary is a year away. Who is ready to hear Tony sing some System Of A Down?
Cool going through these older ones for the first time and seeing when David Lucas began his rise.
When Tony said did the baby come out with a noose on his neck and mark said “brodie” 😂 so dark
this is the first time I've watched this show and I've been cackling like a madman through the first 20mins
Today is my first day too...I've been watching for 7 hours now 😂
First time watching Kill Tony after years of hearing Redban talk about the podcast on JRE. Love the show!
That was me a year ago
Same. Can’t believe it’s not bigger
Yeah same. Kept hearing about it, so glad I finally came to check it out
Mark Normand is so effortlessly hilarious
For real !
Takes a lot of effort to seem so effortless.
Not hard to be racist 😂
Does David think that Christopher Columbus is a bible story!? 🤣💀
David Lucas is the best, please bring him all the time
David Lucas is the worst thing ever.
@@lukealberti5094 sounds like you got bullied in school
@@lukealberti5094 are you racist or fatphobic,
Wish granted.
1:09:14 If I don’t see Tony sing today imma report kill Tony on you tube, you’ve been warned
"How did you start doing meth?"
"Well, i met a film producer that had a lama and a horse."
😐
like hunter thompsom shit lol
DOLLY THE LAMA DID NO ONE NOTICE IT?!?!
Checks out😆
Aroofie Shaffir
lol
Bigtee Sumlin bill cosby is the bill cosby of comedy
@@tylersworld91 still hilarious tho
aJEWfie ShWONTPAYMORETHANIHAVETOshSAVINGSffir
lol
It’s 2023 Tony owes us a cover of Toxicity for the 10 year
45:33 a perfect harmony with the “awwww” in their laughs haha
45:31
Never seen this before but its actually pretty funny seeing people bomb. I can never find good videos of people actually bombing lol. Props to them for getting up there
Swindler0311 just watch any episode of kill tony. The majority of people bomb. It’s amazing
This shit is depressing as fuck. That weird laugh dude reminds me of The Joker.
I don’t know why some of them go on. Like that Canadian comedian was there on vacation in front of his wife and they’re all just ripping on him. Seemed like they cut his confidence in half. Good way to ruin a trip.
You should check out "Car Crash Comedy" from Opie & Anthony videos on youtube.
They have people attempt stand up, and they have 3 chances (soundboard car crash sound when the joke bombs hard) and then the Comedians will make fun of their horrible stand-up, just like Kill Tony, but Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Jim Norton, Rich Vos and other Comedians are the judges and they are brutal.
@@seanmatthewking Which episode is this?
Dave lucus before becoming a regular is crazy love that dude and miss him on the newer episodes
That 2nd guy might have been my favorite Kill Tony moment ever
Its an asian joke haha mark is a legend
That joke was for the D.A.W.G.Z babyyyyyy
Getting close to the 10 year, Tony lets hear some SOAD!
45:31 marc normand and david lucas harmonize
Hahaha, I couldn’t believe no one said anything when I heard that
That was just them synchronizing. Harmony is different. Still was cool though. David just ain’t funny
RED VAN?! ........ Where did I drive this time? ....THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH FOR IT AND YOU GUYS DELIVERED 3 SECONDS LATER! I LOVE YOU!!!
man i was thinking about that mic stand the whole episode then jeremiah moved it. realest director
“Ahhhh A A A A Ahhhhh ahhhh” Mark Norman’s laugh
“I feel like im listening to NPR on too much cough medicine” lmaoo
I can't believe no one commented on the llama named dolly!! The dolly llama??!!! What?!
@1:00:05 mark Normand getting caught out by the cat noise is brilliant😂
This might be the best Kill Tony yet.
normand hinchcliff could be a very good podcast
1:16.24 Tony: you were a pitcher?
Dude: I was a catcher.
Normand: gay joke.
Classic af
I had to see if anyone else caught that. Had me rolling.
David and William balance each other out well, polar opposite comedic styles, was smart of them to team up and do their brothers in cursive thing.
william being able to call back all his jokes is what makes him so special. its incredible.
He sucks dude
That's not everything that makes him special
David Lucas should be the regular
Facts
Soooo much better than William
Never gonna happen
@@FRESHboosters I got news for ya
@@papsphin yeah this comment aged pretty damn well
I’m always shocked to hear bout the people that moved out to Cali to pursue comedy and when they do their minute it’s almost unbearable…I just think about how many people in LA are just chasing unattainable dreams
23:10 ... I'm in a never ending cycle of rewatching all episodes. Nick Lee's car crash of a set is burned forever into my memory. But one thing i didn't clock until my 5th time watching it back was when Mark Normand said 'he looks like a Shane Gilli's character"... Nick responded, 'Who the fuck is Shane Gillis. I'm too young. I'm only 25. Remember that." One of the most hilarious yet depressing statements I've ever heard on this show. And I've seen them all. 3 times
And then says “ahh don’t worry. It’s an Asian joke”
Even 3 years later I can't believe Joel has the balls to tell someone how unfunny they are. He straight up bombed all night.
It's so much better without that band
@@t.t388 nah not even close, I miss the OG band 😔
@@AcidSh33tzno they are annoying new band is 10x better
Put a link for your sponsors. People might be more apt to go there if it’s easy.
One of the early David Lucas roasts of Tony. Love it!😂
Erics laugh made me laugh. Really loved his vulnerability here. One of my favourite guests.
David Lucas is one of my new favorites :)
John Tait damn how do people have such bad taste? Lol
@@randomdude189 Bet you feel dumb now.
1:09:45 2023 the year Tony sings toxicity need to see that 😂😂
8:39 Nothing can help the sad audio quality of Kill Tony
Who the fuck is Shane Gillis?! Mark - “It’s a Asian joke”
Shoutout to the lefty drummer being funny and solid on the set
This has to be the best live experience
Um, its 2023 let hear that chop suey
lmao the Buck owens in the background
Jeremiah fucking killed it in this episode. One of my all time favourite characters the film director 😂
Agreed the speaker horn was hilarious
David Lucas starting to prove himself here! Love his early appearances.
Kristen has been doing Stand-up for 1 year and has yet to learn how to tell a joke. Took her over the time limit to get to a personal opinion that no one understood and everyone in the room was an 80s-90s kid.
Yeah she wasnt good
33:00 WOW the prop comedy, the improv by a bucket pick, WOW. This is a great one.
Harmonized laughter @45:31 tripped me out
Sonny Pearce 😂😂
Norm legitimately jumped at the cats meow😹 @1:00:06
This was great.... much better than expected
Eric is such a legend. What a guy
I skip William Montgomery's set more consistently than the ads
Why the fuck did they applaud when he said he is HIV positive?
I loved David’s work as ‘Landslide’ on Its Always Sunny.
David lucas is hilarious. Loved him on his roast show.
hhcdfhn gdzjjbf he actually wasn’t funny at all lol he went with the low hanging racial fruit. That shit isn’t really funny unless it’s done right. I was hoping he was going to be funny cause the guy hyped him up but it was just average bs.
The only thing funny about that guy was his lack of self awareness.
@@jeff-9608 this aged well
@@JayMac I was thinking the same thing. David is respected by every host and is a pillar of Tony's platform
Davids shirt definitely “MissFits”
I love how no one is surprised or thrown off when Brian says some thing completely random and derails
Amazing set from Eric. Really felt that dude. I hope he does more
16:00 is arguably one of the greatest moments in podcast history
Probably not.
Just watched the 10 Year Anniversary... Where's our Toxicity cover Tony?
well. It's 2023 and i'm just reminding everyone tony has to sing Toxicity now
great episode
mark normand going hard on the 25 year old 3 time married guy gave Tony the green light to, and damn, they had me laughing
ari shaffir looks like a dog that just woke up
lol
Anytime this shows up in recommended I watch just for Ari giving out the stolen Kill Tony pins.
I can't wait for a new regular.
Something about NY comedy and LA comedy together is perfect.
came back to watch this episode because of Mark Normand!
Has Tony sung Toxicity yet? In this video he said he would sing Toxicity on the 10 yr anniverysary in 2023!!!
The very last question has me dying
It’s funny how the guy who does dubbing at Dreamworks sounds exactly like Nick Swardson 😂
26:50 mark jumping back because of the horse noise had me dying
IT IS 2023 TONY MUST SING TOXICITY @1:09:23
Where'd you see a dead body? I took the metro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Found Mark Normand aka "Kevin heart" from Joe Rogan only to dive into this gem of a show.
Robert Meyer Tuesday’s with Stories is his podcast, it’s great!
Half of these people bombing are funnier than Kevin or Joe