Rageaholic Cinema: MALONE (1987)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @WestPictures
    @WestPictures 8 лет назад +209

    Uncle Ben had an interesting life before adopting Peter Parker

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 8 лет назад +26

      +D_West
      You mean the president in Escape From L.A.?

    • @Neon-Covenanter
      @Neon-Covenanter 5 лет назад +9

      Don't forget Three Days of the Condor!

    • @Blahblahyah
      @Blahblahyah 3 года назад +4

      What, cooking rice for us white folk? 😂😂

    • @johnterell8642
      @johnterell8642 Год назад

      Dude , That's Herschel from the Walking Dead, he had a badass farm, and thought walkers were just sick.

  • @johnski4709
    @johnski4709 6 лет назад +195

    RIP Burt Reynolds, Godspeed!

  • @StonesMalone
    @StonesMalone 8 лет назад +88

    This masterpiece of 80's badassery is actually the source from which lifted my moniker. I can't express how pleased I am to see someone giving it its due on RUclips.

  • @crisisjack
    @crisisjack 8 лет назад +53

    I fucking lost it at the "I'm suddenly inspired to write vapid, 90's, grunge music." Holy hell that was good.

  • @brian0057
    @brian0057 8 лет назад +156

    Razor cosplaying as Malone was so outta left field, it caught me off guard.
    Should do it more often. That was awesome. Before this, the Death Wish 3 Rageaholic Cinema was my favorite. Not anymore.
    Malone FTW!

    • @philv2215
      @philv2215 8 лет назад +5

      +Luis Páez Same. I was chuckling thru the whole part.

    • @nelsonx5326
      @nelsonx5326 5 лет назад +2

      That was funny.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад

      Looked more like a Borat cosplay 🤣

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 8 лет назад +140

    Razorfist's Rules of 80's Action Movies:
    1. To be related to Charles Bronson is to fucking die.
    2. Wherever there is murder, there too is Chuck fucking Norris.
    3. Behind every door, there is Burt fucking Reynolds.
    I shall continue to chronicle your words of wisdom as they become available.
    P.S. I am totally going to write a children's book titled "Jessica Jailbait does her best impression of the NSA."

    • @thegunslinger8806
      @thegunslinger8806 8 лет назад +20

      4.Mustaches
      5.To wield a minigun is to scream your god damn head off

    • @christianholbrook2686
      @christianholbrook2686 7 лет назад +9

      32: Every object, no matter how inconspicuous or vague, up to and including a belt buckle, may, in fact, be a fucking ninja star.

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 7 лет назад +8

      6. Everything can be improved with a Keytar riff.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 7 лет назад +5

      2. To befriend Chuck Norris is to be blown the fuck up.
      3. (Unless you're Jesse "The Body" Ventura) To wield a minigun is to scream your ever loving nuts off.
      4. ...
      ...Wrong

    • @ageofanxiety6000
      @ageofanxiety6000 6 лет назад +4

      8. Every car MUST explode upon crash or getting shot

  • @Larry
    @Larry 8 лет назад +424

    Sixteen minutes and fouty-two seconds and not a single MovieBob nor Jim Sterling reference? Are you feeling okay dude???

    • @starwarsfan117
      @starwarsfan117 8 лет назад +8

      I thought the same thing !

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 8 лет назад +18

      I'd say that he's never been healthier!

    • @dicloniusgames
      @dicloniusgames 8 лет назад +32

      Jim Sterling isn't good enough to be referenced by a badass such as Razorfist, unless it comes with an insult.

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 5 лет назад +4

      No Archer references either.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 5 лет назад +13

      This review was for all that is testosterone. Fat male feminist incels are not worthy of mention.

  • @redratcrawford
    @redratcrawford 7 лет назад +112

    "merciful Jesus he found Charles Bronson's closet"

    • @Brind-amour
      @Brind-amour 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha!! 😂

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 5 лет назад +2

      And now Charles Bronson has found him...

  • @Titanium
    @Titanium 8 лет назад +89

    I busted out laughing in the final minute. Another damn fine review, Razorfist.

  • @quietrioter
    @quietrioter 6 лет назад +35

    God Speed Burt Reynolds. May that mustache have a seat next to Lemmy in Valhalla

  • @StillRimmo
    @StillRimmo 8 лет назад +71

    "So English cuisine then?"
    *shows picture of Scottish haggis*
    You're gonna rustle some feathers there.

    • @PressA2Die
      @PressA2Die 8 лет назад +8

      Oh god, you're right.
      I hope he never gets doxed.

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 4 года назад +3

      @@PressA2Die He has several guns in his house and knows how to use them between him and a butch of pissed off Brits my moneys on the Razor and I say that as a Brit the only people who have guns in my country are cops, the military, farmers and hunters... and criminals.

    • @PressA2Die
      @PressA2Die 4 года назад +5

      @@CommisarHood It's not the British he needs to worry about. Its the Scots. You may think they count as British, but that just means they'll kill you to.

    • @wearetomorrowspast.5617
      @wearetomorrowspast.5617 3 года назад

      As a Welshman, I fuckin' love Haggis. They didn't seem to hit the shops this year. Maybe next year, then.

    • @misteravailable5133
      @misteravailable5133 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that was a Stargazy pie from south England 🐟

  • @spiffy8576
    @spiffy8576 2 года назад +2

    Sharky's Machine, Heat and Malone are my favorite Burt Reynolds movies.

  • @NegaBot
    @NegaBot 8 лет назад +78

    "his car remembers it's a Ford"
    God damn it, I almost choked myself at that.
    You could write for Top Gear (or whoever writes your scripts).

  • @brianwest1155
    @brianwest1155 5 лет назад +6

    Thanks to The Rageaholic. This put a smile on my face. Rest in Peace Mr. Reynolds.

  • @asumjessen2013
    @asumjessen2013 6 лет назад +33

    RIP Mr. Reynolds.

  • @johnthomasjr.7748
    @johnthomasjr.7748 Год назад +4

    To me Malone is one of Burt Reynolds best movies as well as Stick, White Lightning, Gator, and Sharky's Machine. I wish Burt Reynolds had did more action movies, but I'm glad he did what he did.

  • @ahatt96
    @ahatt96 8 лет назад +9

    I always look forward to Rageaholic Cinema.

  • @TheFireballReview
    @TheFireballReview 8 лет назад +82

    Dude, you need to make more movie reviews, these are the best on You Tube.

  • @sadimasochist4543
    @sadimasochist4543 8 лет назад +13

    Thank God almighty aka Razorfist you have released another cinemaic review!
    I love these!

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 Год назад +2

    Malone was NOT straight to video. I saw it in the theater when it came out. Although it was available on VHS, barely, it only recently completely skipped DVD and came out on Blue Ray this year. Got me a copy. Finally.

  • @UltimateThanos
    @UltimateThanos 6 лет назад +28

    Rest in peace, Bert. You and Dom are inseparable now.

    • @geraldburke5147
      @geraldburke5147 3 года назад +3

      For me Dom will always be Captain USA..its a living..

  • @TopcatsLair
    @TopcatsLair 8 лет назад +16

    Keep introducing me to kickass unapologetic action flicks.

  • @Hunter0fp0psicles
    @Hunter0fp0psicles 8 лет назад +19

    That Magnum has been said that it would ANNIHILATE Asgard in a single shot on a good day.

  • @bitfreakazoid
    @bitfreakazoid 6 лет назад +17

    The actress who played the daughter was 23 when this movie came out, and they never actually mention her age in the movie. I don't think she was supposed to be underage in this.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 3 месяца назад

      I new she has to her at least 20 both in real life and in the film.

  • @MrNpc81
    @MrNpc81 6 лет назад +5

    I must have watched this review 20 times now - bravo sir this is a masterpiece

  • @jimtreebob2096
    @jimtreebob2096 6 лет назад +12

    R.I.P. Burt Reynolds.

  • @2012Parag
    @2012Parag 8 лет назад +21

    Another razorfist movie review - auww HELL YEAH !!!

  • @salamagogo
    @salamagogo 8 лет назад +12

    These rageaholic cinema videos always really make me laugh. This one and Cobra are probably my favorites. Keep up the great work, man. And belated congrats on hitting 50k subs!

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 2 года назад

      Same, but with the addition of his video on Death Wish 3. 😁

  • @derekmiller933
    @derekmiller933 7 лет назад +27

    The dad of the chick that helps him with his broken down car.... I'm pretty sure that's Hershel from the walking dead.

    • @Walkbi
      @Walkbi 4 года назад +3

      It is!

  • @BoneHavoc
    @BoneHavoc 8 лет назад +2

    This guys deserves, at the very least, a few million subscribers. STAT. Well done, sir.

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 5 лет назад +14

    I've watched this video so many times I almost have the script memorized... you really need to do more Rageaholic Cinema.

  • @colinwriter
    @colinwriter 4 года назад +5

    This is comedy gold. I have watched this sooo many times.

  • @NoManLP
    @NoManLP 6 лет назад +5

    R.I.P Burt Reynolds, you were an amazing actor and will be remembered.

  • @dougmasters4579
    @dougmasters4579 8 лет назад +10

    Too young to fall in love - good choice, razor. Danger on the Track next time my good man.

  • @laz4erin
    @laz4erin 4 года назад +5

    This has to be my favorite Cinema episode yet.

  • @nycsoul17
    @nycsoul17 8 лет назад +14

    My favorite part of the first clip is the Mass Effect hoodie our friend Destin Legarie is wearing.
    I'll take "Conflict of interest" for $200, Alex.

  • @calipto4605
    @calipto4605 8 лет назад +28

    Lol the clinton shit killed me.

  • @Zelousmarineinspace
    @Zelousmarineinspace 8 лет назад +10

    I just keep clicking 7:03 over and over, there needs to be a 1 hour video of just that, and release that on DVD. I'd take 20 copies.

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 8 лет назад +17

    Love it. But one missed joke opportunity; when that douchnozzle got the hay literally knocked out from the barn's second story? "Whoops, he had to bail!"
    Sorry, not sorry.

  • @christianholbrook2686
    @christianholbrook2686 6 лет назад +2

    Coming back to celebrate a legend. R.I.P. Burt Renolds. Freddy Mercury now has competition for best mustache in heaven.

  • @DrMerciless
    @DrMerciless 8 лет назад +2

    I am a lonely loner who is always alone. "What's the name?" Malone!. . . BANG!

  • @pontiusporcius8430
    @pontiusporcius8430 2 года назад +1

    Finally watched this movie. It is a surprisingly excellent movie. Great acting, intelligent writing and bone crunching action.

  • @robd593
    @robd593 6 лет назад +2

    Another fine review good sir, and extra points for including the forgotten 80s classic, Who Says by Device on the closing credits!

  • @dissectingthestackchannel4824
    @dissectingthestackchannel4824 6 лет назад +8

    May the Mustached Maverick Rest In Peace.
    I could think of no better way to honor the man than with a few beers and a watching of this Underrated classic and following it up with this classic of a review.

  • @jplus2601
    @jplus2601 8 лет назад +6

    Yes, been waiting a long time for some rageaholic cinema!!

  • @MasterZero99
    @MasterZero99 3 года назад +2

    Man, I had to look for that Randy Orton song because this gave me the earworm and I kept singing it. Thanks a lot a**hole! xD

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 5 лет назад +5

    This is by far my favorite Rageaholic video, at least based on how many times I've watched the damn thing.

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi 8 лет назад +29

    Razor, I love you, but that Burt Reynolds cosplay looks more like Freddy Mercury than anything... but that's awesome too.

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  8 лет назад +17

      +Tzilandi - Welcome to the point.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 7 лет назад +4

      Tzilandi looks more like a serbian sketch comedian. God forbid!

  • @alvmahn
    @alvmahn 6 месяцев назад +3

    2 more suggestions: "Sharky's Machine", and "City Heat"

  • @SpaceCowSmith
    @SpaceCowSmith Год назад

    Been working my way through the awesome Rageaholic Cinema collection since finding your channel and am absolutely loving the one liners and badassery!

  • @garaschneider4808
    @garaschneider4808 6 лет назад +3

    Rest easy and rock on, Mr. Reynolds.

  • @wangbot47
    @wangbot47 5 лет назад +1

    Oh man this was great to return to 3 years later. You had some great lines in this one

  • @arturfilipecastanha580
    @arturfilipecastanha580 8 лет назад +27

    Damn it he does look like Randy Orton

  • @brucelombardo
    @brucelombardo 6 лет назад +6

    Rest In Peace, Burt. You were fucking awesome.

  • @starlimitz2
    @starlimitz2 8 лет назад +1

    AAAAAAANDDD.... added to my favorite Reviews list... good night!!!

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 8 лет назад +14

    4:44-4:46.; I lost it at that part--not just because I'm a pro wrestling fan, either.

  • @FrankPatti
    @FrankPatti 6 лет назад +5

    Burt Reynolds, you will be missed! R.I.P.

  • @1979RayDay
    @1979RayDay 8 лет назад +6

    DS9 references - checkPot shots at Grunge - check80's action majesty -checkPot shots at Hillary and Sanders - checkcheckcheck Loving the shit outta this Rageaholic video.😀

  • @ChristophelusPulps
    @ChristophelusPulps 8 лет назад +3

    This may be your crowning masterpiece of this series. The 80's synth riff gets me every time, haha.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 8 лет назад +66

    That description is the same line you use to pick up women, isn't it Razor?

  • @TKE198
    @TKE198 6 лет назад +2

    RIP in Peace. All the angels are getting they're much desired mustache rides with a legend.

  • @geraldburke5147
    @geraldburke5147 3 года назад +1

    I'm sorry, I know it's wrong and I shouldn't..., but I love to hate to love this film..and Cliff Robertson just adds the touch of class to this flick to confuse and enthrall me....

  • @JayJay-pu2gx
    @JayJay-pu2gx 6 лет назад +2

    The Hillary cutaways: best part of the video. I confess, I wasn't expecting that.

  • @SillyPom
    @SillyPom 8 лет назад +2

    Sweet unmerciful Freddie Mercurial Jesus! Was NOT expecting the cosplay at the end there sir! ^ _ ^

  • @annonymouslibertairian9120
    @annonymouslibertairian9120 6 лет назад +4

    Re watched 9-6-2018. A fitting tribute. God Fucking Speed Bert. I hope you are tearing up the streets of gold with that Trans-am in the sky.

  • @FoxtrotInTheTower
    @FoxtrotInTheTower 3 года назад +2

    3:59 to 4:06 is probably one my favorite lines from Razor ever, full stop; I re-watch his reviews for the stuff of legends like this.

  • @donzaloog1400
    @donzaloog1400 7 лет назад +3

    This video is a fucking classic. There's nothing like an 80s action. They seriously don't make them like that anymore. LOL @ the Randy Orton music and the cosplay at the end. This entire video is fucking gold!

  • @80085word69
    @80085word69 8 лет назад

    Forgot about this movie. Saw it on Netflix years ago, you did it justice

  • @bitfreakazoid
    @bitfreakazoid 6 лет назад +3

    LOL Love the Black Rain soundtrack clip.

  • @drewg4261
    @drewg4261 7 лет назад

    So friggin' glad I found your channel

  • @bravodelta4156
    @bravodelta4156 6 лет назад +5

    RIP Burt Reynolds

  • @Wargoat6
    @Wargoat6 8 лет назад +1

    I just lost it at the end. Another fine ep, Razorfist.

  • @rodney100100
    @rodney100100 8 лет назад +1

    after watching these i feel as if i just watched the entire movie myself, its like a compact movie in itself

  • @shanefsr6609
    @shanefsr6609 6 лет назад +6

    "....his car remembers it's a Ford...." YEAH! Now go get that T/A!

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube 8 лет назад +4

    Razor's been assimilated into the Reynolds collective!

  • @bumblebee2511
    @bumblebee2511 8 лет назад +15

    Razorfist, is there a movie about an old guy equipped with a mustache that kills shit-bags you don't like?

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  8 лет назад +34

      +Evil Gandhi - Better question: Is anything you just described not comprised of distilled essence of Awesome?

    • @bumblebee2511
      @bumblebee2511 8 лет назад +9

      ***** No, I suppose not.

    •  8 лет назад

      +Evil Gandhi Come on man, you knew the answer to that question before you asked it.

    • @bumblebee2511
      @bumblebee2511 8 лет назад

      +culversketch Hey, there could have been an exception.

    • @MrHollahead
      @MrHollahead 8 лет назад +1

      +Evil Gandhi Downfall

  • @NoNeckKota
    @NoNeckKota 8 лет назад +1

    Been waiting to see if you would do this movie, and it definitely did not disappointed. Gotta love some good ole mustache rides!!!

  • @Violent_Wolfen
    @Violent_Wolfen 8 лет назад +4

    Never seen the movie but watching you talk about it while throwing in an Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks clip and looking like Borat was hilarious.

  • @beastlyidiots9232
    @beastlyidiots9232 5 лет назад +1

    More moustache than a George Michael pool party. Fucking brilliant.

  • @TheKersey475
    @TheKersey475 8 лет назад +8

    Hey Razorfist, do you have any thoughts on "Hardcore Henry"?
    I ask because it's an action movie shot entirely in the first person (destroyed 20 GoPro cameras during filming) with gore and violence that makes Takashi Miike look like Jennifer Lee.

  • @gekkemike4266
    @gekkemike4266 8 лет назад

    Love these movie reviews of great such great classics!

  • @StreamerSchool
    @StreamerSchool 8 лет назад +50

    Was that Herschel from the Walking Dead in this movie? Barbershop scene, etc.

    • @TheKindler
      @TheKindler 8 лет назад +5

      Yup.

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 лет назад

      Good spot.

    • @MarsGundam
      @MarsGundam 8 лет назад +1

      +meanmuggah11 Well, Malone did stop in a farming community.

    • @YeetTheSlavs
      @YeetTheSlavs 7 лет назад

      Wait was that also the guy from repo man

    • @jimtreebob2096
      @jimtreebob2096 6 лет назад

      meanmuggah11 Him and Reynolds are both gone now.

  • @BlitzedNostradamus
    @BlitzedNostradamus 6 лет назад +4

    Rest easy, Burt.

  • @eskhawk
    @eskhawk 8 месяцев назад

    I saw this in the theater when it came out and loved it...Got it from NETFLIX about 20 years later and found it hilarious

  • @gareckthetailor9918
    @gareckthetailor9918 8 лет назад +3

    totally didn't expect the mlp reference but props none the less lol.

  • @fireman936
    @fireman936 8 лет назад +1

    That finale. Godspeed!

  • @adrianmercado3092
    @adrianmercado3092 4 года назад +2

    Two RUclips videos I watch again and again: JonTron's Flex Tape and this.

  • @MutatedPixelation
    @MutatedPixelation 8 лет назад +1

    Ford breaks down and it's the transmission? This is a very realistic movie. Also, kick ass review as always Razorfist.

  • @LeisureSuitGaming2
    @LeisureSuitGaming2 8 лет назад +15

    my new fav vid of yours man lmao

    • @TheRageaholic
      @TheRageaholic  8 лет назад +6

      +Face Destroyer Inc. - Thank you, brother! You should pop the fuck on one of these. Or I have another idea for a collab video, if you're game.

    • @LeisureSuitGaming2
      @LeisureSuitGaming2 8 лет назад +3

      +The Rageaholic definitely man, i'll send u my cell number

    • @MsSteveman
      @MsSteveman 8 лет назад +2

      WOW these 2 teaming up ..... sweet, havent seen a tag team this awesome since the road warriors nice! :)

    • @chaosgamer1692
      @chaosgamer1692 8 лет назад

      think could do review on the punisher?

  • @logothescanandeffectmaker2122
    @logothescanandeffectmaker2122 6 лет назад

    Classic , one of your best 👍🏻🙏

  • @agiammarco94
    @agiammarco94 8 лет назад +2

    Started off ok.....then gets amazing quickly. I love the use of the MadTV Segal clips Razor

  • @pewpschute
    @pewpschute 8 лет назад

    I enjoyed that immensely. Best yet.

  • @samthomas3818
    @samthomas3818 8 лет назад +1

    this was hillarious brilliant just brilliant

  • @Valincio
    @Valincio 8 лет назад +2

    Best thing of this whole video is the razorfist cosplay.

  • @GuitarAnthony
    @GuitarAnthony 8 лет назад +13

    This mean Sharky's Machine is next?

  • @GilbertsV1
    @GilbertsV1 8 лет назад

    2:20 SIXTY NINE DUDEEEEEE ! Loved ur videos hahaha !

  • @MasterChief-sl9ro
    @MasterChief-sl9ro 5 лет назад +1

    Malone was Jason Bourne teacher..The legend lives on...

  • @samuelmeredith2830
    @samuelmeredith2830 8 лет назад

    This was awesome. Fantastic work!

  • @gregharford9413
    @gregharford9413 6 лет назад +9

    For starters... ive become a rageaholic fan...for second...im wondering if your gonna do a tribute to the late Burt Reynolds...Keep up the very addicting rants...cheers

  • @karantov1
    @karantov1 5 лет назад

    Someone who loves this movie as much as I do!