Razor cosplaying as Malone was so outta left field, it caught me off guard. Should do it more often. That was awesome. Before this, the Death Wish 3 Rageaholic Cinema was my favorite. Not anymore. Malone FTW!
This masterpiece of 80's badassery is actually the source from which lifted my moniker. I can't express how pleased I am to see someone giving it its due on RUclips.
Razorfist's Rules of 80's Action Movies: 1. To be related to Charles Bronson is to fucking die. 2. Wherever there is murder, there too is Chuck fucking Norris. 3. Behind every door, there is Burt fucking Reynolds. I shall continue to chronicle your words of wisdom as they become available. P.S. I am totally going to write a children's book titled "Jessica Jailbait does her best impression of the NSA."
2. To befriend Chuck Norris is to be blown the fuck up. 3. (Unless you're Jesse "The Body" Ventura) To wield a minigun is to scream your ever loving nuts off. 4. ... ...Wrong
@@PressA2Die He has several guns in his house and knows how to use them between him and a butch of pissed off Brits my moneys on the Razor and I say that as a Brit the only people who have guns in my country are cops, the military, farmers and hunters... and criminals.
@@CommisarHood It's not the British he needs to worry about. Its the Scots. You may think they count as British, but that just means they'll kill you to.
The actress who played the daughter was 23 when this movie came out, and they never actually mention her age in the movie. I don't think she was supposed to be underage in this.
To me Malone is one of Burt Reynolds best movies as well as Stick, White Lightning, Gator, and Sharky's Machine. I wish Burt Reynolds had did more action movies, but I'm glad he did what he did.
These rageaholic cinema videos always really make me laugh. This one and Cobra are probably my favorites. Keep up the great work, man. And belated congrats on hitting 50k subs!
Love it. But one missed joke opportunity; when that douchnozzle got the hay literally knocked out from the barn's second story? "Whoops, he had to bail!" Sorry, not sorry.
This video is a fucking classic. There's nothing like an 80s action. They seriously don't make them like that anymore. LOL @ the Randy Orton music and the cosplay at the end. This entire video is fucking gold!
May the Mustached Maverick Rest In Peace. I could think of no better way to honor the man than with a few beers and a watching of this Underrated classic and following it up with this classic of a review.
Malone was NOT straight to video. I saw it in the theater when it came out. Although it was available on VHS, barely, it only recently completely skipped DVD and came out on Blue Ray this year. Got me a copy. Finally.
For starters... ive become a rageaholic fan...for second...im wondering if your gonna do a tribute to the late Burt Reynolds...Keep up the very addicting rants...cheers
Hey Razorfist, do you have any thoughts on "Hardcore Henry"? I ask because it's an action movie shot entirely in the first person (destroyed 20 GoPro cameras during filming) with gore and violence that makes Takashi Miike look like Jennifer Lee.
+FillmGeekOfDoom Spotted it, had to stop and double check just to make sure I actually saw it- and it is, its one of the Rainbow rocks pre-movie shorts just in time for keytar riffs. Gell's editing has me in stitches, but that was something i never thought id see..
Fun Film Fact #26,378,054 -- According to a 1987 interview with Reynolds, both Gerard Depardieu and Christopher Lambert were tasked for the lead at one time or another.
Man you rocked !!!and was awesome to see a younger Hershell before the walking dead :) hahah i havent seen this movie but now i will though i am Bronson fan :)
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Razor cosplaying as Malone was so outta left field, it caught me off guard.
Should do it more often. That was awesome. Before this, the Death Wish 3 Rageaholic Cinema was my favorite. Not anymore.
Malone FTW!
+Luis Páez Same. I was chuckling thru the whole part.
That was funny.
Looked more like a Borat cosplay 🤣
I fucking lost it at the "I'm suddenly inspired to write vapid, 90's, grunge music." Holy hell that was good.
RIP Burt Reynolds, Godspeed!
🙏🏽
This masterpiece of 80's badassery is actually the source from which lifted my moniker. I can't express how pleased I am to see someone giving it its due on RUclips.
Uncle Ben had an interesting life before adopting Peter Parker
+D_West
You mean the president in Escape From L.A.?
Don't forget Three Days of the Condor!
What, cooking rice for us white folk? 😂😂
Dude , That's Herschel from the Walking Dead, he had a badass farm, and thought walkers were just sick.
Razorfist's Rules of 80's Action Movies:
1. To be related to Charles Bronson is to fucking die.
2. Wherever there is murder, there too is Chuck fucking Norris.
3. Behind every door, there is Burt fucking Reynolds.
I shall continue to chronicle your words of wisdom as they become available.
P.S. I am totally going to write a children's book titled "Jessica Jailbait does her best impression of the NSA."
4.Mustaches
5.To wield a minigun is to scream your god damn head off
32: Every object, no matter how inconspicuous or vague, up to and including a belt buckle, may, in fact, be a fucking ninja star.
6. Everything can be improved with a Keytar riff.
2. To befriend Chuck Norris is to be blown the fuck up.
3. (Unless you're Jesse "The Body" Ventura) To wield a minigun is to scream your ever loving nuts off.
4. ...
...Wrong
8. Every car MUST explode upon crash or getting shot
Sixteen minutes and fouty-two seconds and not a single MovieBob nor Jim Sterling reference? Are you feeling okay dude???
I thought the same thing !
I'd say that he's never been healthier!
Jim Sterling isn't good enough to be referenced by a badass such as Razorfist, unless it comes with an insult.
No Archer references either.
This review was for all that is testosterone. Fat male feminist incels are not worthy of mention.
God Speed Burt Reynolds. May that mustache have a seat next to Lemmy in Valhalla
"merciful Jesus he found Charles Bronson's closet"
Hahaha!! 😂
And now Charles Bronson has found him...
"So English cuisine then?"
*shows picture of Scottish haggis*
You're gonna rustle some feathers there.
Oh god, you're right.
I hope he never gets doxed.
@@PressA2Die He has several guns in his house and knows how to use them between him and a butch of pissed off Brits my moneys on the Razor and I say that as a Brit the only people who have guns in my country are cops, the military, farmers and hunters... and criminals.
@@CommisarHood It's not the British he needs to worry about. Its the Scots. You may think they count as British, but that just means they'll kill you to.
As a Welshman, I fuckin' love Haggis. They didn't seem to hit the shops this year. Maybe next year, then.
I'm pretty sure that was a Stargazy pie from south England 🐟
I busted out laughing in the final minute. Another damn fine review, Razorfist.
"his car remembers it's a Ford"
God damn it, I almost choked myself at that.
You could write for Top Gear (or whoever writes your scripts).
The actress who played the daughter was 23 when this movie came out, and they never actually mention her age in the movie. I don't think she was supposed to be underage in this.
The dad of the chick that helps him with his broken down car.... I'm pretty sure that's Hershel from the walking dead.
It is!
RIP Mr. Reynolds.
Asum Jessen God Fucking Speed Burt
To me Malone is one of Burt Reynolds best movies as well as Stick, White Lightning, Gator, and Sharky's Machine. I wish Burt Reynolds had did more action movies, but I'm glad he did what he did.
Rest in peace, Bert. You and Dom are inseparable now.
For me Dom will always be Captain USA..its a living..
Thanks to The Rageaholic. This put a smile on my face. Rest in Peace Mr. Reynolds.
Keep introducing me to kickass unapologetic action flicks.
Thank God almighty aka Razorfist you have released another cinemaic review!
I love these!
That Magnum has been said that it would ANNIHILATE Asgard in a single shot on a good day.
I always look forward to Rageaholic Cinema.
I've watched this video so many times I almost have the script memorized... you really need to do more Rageaholic Cinema.
Same here.
Dude, you need to make more movie reviews, these are the best on You Tube.
R.I.P. Burt Reynolds.
Coming back to celebrate a legend. R.I.P. Burt Renolds. Freddy Mercury now has competition for best mustache in heaven.
My favorite part of the first clip is the Mass Effect hoodie our friend Destin Legarie is wearing.
I'll take "Conflict of interest" for $200, Alex.
R.I.P Burt Reynolds, you were an amazing actor and will be remembered.
Lol the clinton shit killed me.
These rageaholic cinema videos always really make me laugh. This one and Cobra are probably my favorites. Keep up the great work, man. And belated congrats on hitting 50k subs!
Same, but with the addition of his video on Death Wish 3. 😁
Man, I had to look for that Randy Orton song because this gave me the earworm and I kept singing it. Thanks a lot a**hole! xD
Love it. But one missed joke opportunity; when that douchnozzle got the hay literally knocked out from the barn's second story? "Whoops, he had to bail!"
Sorry, not sorry.
Razor, I love you, but that Burt Reynolds cosplay looks more like Freddy Mercury than anything... but that's awesome too.
+Tzilandi - Welcome to the point.
Tzilandi looks more like a serbian sketch comedian. God forbid!
I just keep clicking 7:03 over and over, there needs to be a 1 hour video of just that, and release that on DVD. I'd take 20 copies.
This is comedy gold. I have watched this sooo many times.
Another razorfist movie review - auww HELL YEAH !!!
I am a lonely loner who is always alone. "What's the name?" Malone!. . . BANG!
This has to be my favorite Cinema episode yet.
Rest easy and rock on, Mr. Reynolds.
4:44-4:46.; I lost it at that part--not just because I'm a pro wrestling fan, either.
That description is the same line you use to pick up women, isn't it Razor?
RIP Burt Reynolds
Too young to fall in love - good choice, razor. Danger on the Track next time my good man.
The Hillary cutaways: best part of the video. I confess, I wasn't expecting that.
I must have watched this review 20 times now - bravo sir this is a masterpiece
Rest In Peace, Burt. You were fucking awesome.
This guys deserves, at the very least, a few million subscribers. STAT. Well done, sir.
Finally watched this movie. It is a surprisingly excellent movie. Great acting, intelligent writing and bone crunching action.
Another fine review good sir, and extra points for including the forgotten 80s classic, Who Says by Device on the closing credits!
Burt Reynolds, you will be missed! R.I.P.
Damn it he does look like Randy Orton
This is by far my favorite Rageaholic video, at least based on how many times I've watched the damn thing.
Razor's been assimilated into the Reynolds collective!
RIP in Peace. All the angels are getting they're much desired mustache rides with a legend.
AAAAAAANDDD.... added to my favorite Reviews list... good night!!!
Sweet unmerciful Freddie Mercurial Jesus! Was NOT expecting the cosplay at the end there sir! ^ _ ^
Sharky's Machine, Heat and Malone are my favorite Burt Reynolds movies.
LOL Love the Black Rain soundtrack clip.
This video is a fucking classic. There's nothing like an 80s action. They seriously don't make them like that anymore. LOL @ the Randy Orton music and the cosplay at the end. This entire video is fucking gold!
This mean Sharky's Machine is next?
Fuckin a tough movie
Oh man this was great to return to 3 years later. You had some great lines in this one
May the Mustached Maverick Rest In Peace.
I could think of no better way to honor the man than with a few beers and a watching of this Underrated classic and following it up with this classic of a review.
after watching these i feel as if i just watched the entire movie myself, its like a compact movie in itself
Been waiting to see if you would do this movie, and it definitely did not disappointed. Gotta love some good ole mustache rides!!!
Never seen the movie but watching you talk about it while throwing in an Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks clip and looking like Borat was hilarious.
Malone was NOT straight to video. I saw it in the theater when it came out. Although it was available on VHS, barely, it only recently completely skipped DVD and came out on Blue Ray this year. Got me a copy. Finally.
totally didn't expect the mlp reference but props none the less lol.
3:59 to 4:06 is probably one my favorite lines from Razor ever, full stop; I re-watch his reviews for the stuff of legends like this.
Re watched 9-6-2018. A fitting tribute. God Fucking Speed Bert. I hope you are tearing up the streets of gold with that Trans-am in the sky.
Hey Razorfist, I heard your a pretty big fan or RoboCop. Ever consider doing a Rageaholic Cinema on that?
For starters... ive become a rageaholic fan...for second...im wondering if your gonna do a tribute to the late Burt Reynolds...Keep up the very addicting rants...cheers
Best thing of this whole video is the razorfist cosplay.
"....his car remembers it's a Ford...." YEAH! Now go get that T/A!
Two RUclips videos I watch again and again: JonTron's Flex Tape and this.
Rest easy, Burt.
Been working my way through the awesome Rageaholic Cinema collection since finding your channel and am absolutely loving the one liners and badassery!
Yes, been waiting a long time for some rageaholic cinema!!
I actually saw that movie last night on the ThisTV Channel. I couldn't help but laugh on how that one henchmen looked a lot like Randy Orton.
Hey Razorfist, do you have any thoughts on "Hardcore Henry"?
I ask because it's an action movie shot entirely in the first person (destroyed 20 GoPro cameras during filming) with gore and violence that makes Takashi Miike look like Jennifer Lee.
DS9 references - checkPot shots at Grunge - check80's action majesty -checkPot shots at Hillary and Sanders - checkcheckcheck Loving the shit outta this Rageaholic video.😀
Ford breaks down and it's the transmission? This is a very realistic movie. Also, kick ass review as always Razorfist.
So friggin' glad I found your channel
Always got a laugh out of that cover back in the day whenever my eyes would fall upon it at the video store.
This RUclipsr speaks to me on a spiritual level. Also, sexual. Like a Christian youth camping trip but more metal.
More metal than a christian youth camp? Well, gosh darn...
+The Stargazer Hey, there were some pretty sick ones. Like with pottery and candle making and shit.
TheKhaosKrow And nighttime visits from the pastor.
+The Stargazer or pastors, in the case of my Christian youth camp.
This may be your crowning masterpiece of this series. The 80's synth riff gets me every time, haha.
I just lost it at the end. Another fine ep, Razorfist.
The surge of MADTV clips in this review makes me more engorged than I should be.
This was awesome. Fantastic work!
Also, OMG YOU'RE A BRONY? I saw that Rainbow Rocks clip, Razor. Don't hide it!
+FillmGeekOfDoom I think that's something his editor just slips in to annoy him.
+FillmGeekOfDoom Spotted it, had to stop and double check just to make sure I actually saw it- and it is, its one of the Rainbow rocks pre-movie shorts just in time for keytar riffs. Gell's editing has me in stitches, but that was something i never thought id see..
Forgot about this movie. Saw it on Netflix years ago, you did it justice
Classic , one of your best 👍🏻🙏
Honestly i really like nirvana but i would be lying if i don't laugh my ass off when you crack kurt cobain jokes haha
Love these movie reviews of great such great classics!
outstanding video! laughing all the way through!
Fun Film Fact #26,378,054 -- According to a 1987 interview with Reynolds, both Gerard Depardieu and Christopher Lambert were tasked for the lead at one time or another.
yeah saw it, i never tought how crazy i was about 80s until watching this
Man you rocked !!!and was awesome to see a younger Hershell before the walking dead :) hahah i havent seen this movie but now i will though i am Bronson fan :)
Started off ok.....then gets amazing quickly. I love the use of the MadTV Segal clips Razor
this was hillarious brilliant just brilliant
Was that Herschel from the Walking Dead in this movie? Barbershop scene, etc.
Yup.
Good spot.
+meanmuggah11 Well, Malone did stop in a farming community.
Wait was that also the guy from repo man
meanmuggah11 Him and Reynolds are both gone now.