I still think "The Condemned" is one of the more underrated actions movies. It's not going to blow you away or anything, but it's basically "Hunger Games" with Stone Cold Steve Austin killing guys and giving out one-liners like stunners. Not a bad way to spend your evening with a beer and box of pizza.
@@mr_indie_fan Check out “Willy’s Wonderland”. It’s a cheesy horror movie Cage starred in and somehow, despite not uttering a single word in the movie, Cage is STILL unmitigated HAM.
I love the fact while Rocky is out there putting out movies…..Steve stays out at his Nevada ranch and rides around on his side by side blasting all sorts of rock n roll
It was obvious Eric Roberts wasn't going to last long. He's probably the most expensive cameo in this movie. Also, love Trey Parker and Matt Stone songs. I know they're parody but they still go off.
This movie would have been over if Doc from New Vegas just preprogrammed the phone bomb and hit speed dial instead manually fucking pressing 10 digits. I mean if I'm going to fuck over 4 murderous a-holes and a masterclass hacker (who could track me down) I'd think I'd plan ahead. Then again I'd probably go through the trouble of gassing their asses and hiding all of their bodies. You know instead of blowing up my criminal enterprise were the FBI can (continue to ignore Hunter's laptop) find plans of the heist and my fingerprint or two laying about.
Rageaholic Cinema is consistently entertaining. The running commentary, complete with so many pop culture references, Kevin Williamson is legit spelunking all over himself.
I read "rageaholic cinema" in my notifications and literally shook my head to make sure I was seeing it right. And then got instantly teleported to 2012/2013 razör. So hyped haha
Oh Razor, you magnificent bastard, if only you could see the shit eating grin I have plastered across my face when I see a Rageaholic Cinema episode, it goes perfect with the opening music
Dear RazorFist, Thank you for the spine tingling synopsis! I laughed , I cried, I was really impressed by the amount of line Stone Cold got out of that watchband. All of this in under 30 minutes, and without the embarrassment of digging thru the WalMart DVD bargain bin. In all great stories there are some questions best left unanswered, such as how does SC keep his head so smooth and shiny in the wilds of the pacific northwest ?
I'm that one weirdo that has always said that the films Austin has done as an action movie hero have dwarfed anything John Cena has ever done, even when they're the same bloody film. I'm always called crazy for that, but who's laughing now?
I was wondering why I associate that theme that plays before Stone cold does something with videogames, and then I remembered my character used it in the PS1 WWF game.
Now on a list of things I did not see coming, I did not see Razorfist reviewing a movie starring Stone fucking Cold Steve fucking Austin. GIMME A HELL YEAH!
I bought every Stone Cold Steve Austin movie, even the bad ones, and to see my favorite wrestler be such a BAMF in pure 80s/90s energy is always a treat.
Joy. Too long since the last one of these. Razor's take on Commando is one of the funniest videos I've ever scene. Will watch this over dinner tonight (Austria).
I made it a point to watch every Stone Cold movie.. and they are all fun to watch. Stone Cold was better in the ring and the movies. He's a more believable tough guy. Next you should watch Tactical Force!
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“Give it 15 minutes, he’ll be dead, buried, and an enthusiastic democrat.”
That line was pure gold😂
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What happened to the red?
F Trump!. Trump is a loser!
It’s been nearly a decade and I’m still waiting for a Rageaholic Cinema on Escape from NY
Holy hell it's been that long?
He did LA, practically the same film.
Maybe I’m in the minority but give me LA I liked it better anyway!
@@HelicopterKicks You are
@@HelicopterKicks Probably the only man on earth who prefers the sequel, but you do you.
"Guns?"
*WHAT?*
"Bullets?"
*WHAT?*
"Bad one-liners?"
*WHAT?*
"Beer?"
*WHAT?*
Comment of the day! 😂😅🤣
“STICK?”
*”WHAT?”*
Nice to see Rageaholic Cinema make a comeback.
👍🙏
Tbf, he did Scorpion and Robot Jox before this
Stick was the most compelling character.
I still think "The Condemned" is one of the more underrated actions movies. It's not going to blow you away or anything, but it's basically "Hunger Games" with Stone Cold Steve Austin killing guys and giving out one-liners like stunners. Not a bad way to spend your evening with a beer and box of pizza.
I was about to comment something similar. Entertaining flick.
It felt like an old school Cannon Films flick in many ways. Definitely one of Stone Cold's more entertaining movies for sure.
Solid middle of the road action. Not great, but far from a waste of time.
If you want a better way to spend an evening with a beer and a box of pizza i recommend hot rod (the 2007 movie)
In an Era where true masculine cinema is a dying art The condemned is a great movie to fill that void. You're right it's a great beer and pizza movie.
1:48 you know a movie is gonna be good when it opens with the Papyrus font.
I prefer comic sans 💀💙
You always know it was made in Canada when the movie doubles as an unofficial Battlestar Galactica reunion.
Always a chance of sighting SG-1 lurking around those woods as well.
Between BSG, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, Smallville and Supernatural, you can't throw a rock in Vancouver without hitting someone who was on one of them
@@plain_simple_garak As a Vancouverite, I can confirm this. There's one outside my window now...
Fun fact: the rock isn't an actor, he is a movie star. Big difference actually: one plays the same god damn thing every time, the other can act.
Nicolas cage has range, the rock can only play the rock. That's all im saying. He can't compare to actual actors!
@@mr_indie_fan that's why national treasure 3 actually needs him if Disney doesn't put him in it won't even make any money.
@@mikecampos1193 they won't make any money with or without him man, not even nicolas cage can save a woke dumpster fire.
He actually does a decent job of acting in Southland Tales, imo.
@@mr_indie_fan Check out “Willy’s Wonderland”. It’s a cheesy horror movie Cage starred in and somehow, despite not uttering a single word in the movie, Cage is STILL unmitigated HAM.
Rageaholic Cinema is almost nostalgic in a way. Because his style with these videos hardly changes, I feel like I'm being taken back to 2010 RUclips.
Explode like an Oklahoma federal building, pure gold.
At The Gates, the kings of papyrus
Razors movie reviews are hilarious I hope he does them more often. That kool aid sound byte killed me
I love the fact while Rocky is out there putting out movies…..Steve stays out at his Nevada ranch and rides around on his side by side blasting all sorts of rock n roll
And yet this film's effects are still somehow better than half the shit in Rangs of Power.
The Austin impression had me dying lol.
I love that you're an Attitude Era mark. Even when it comes to TV and movies, I think it was the pinnacle of western civilization.
I wish you did more of these man. Rageaholic Cinema is always epic.
Razorfist should do riff trax of all of the Rattlesnake's filmography!
It was obvious Eric Roberts wasn't going to last long. He's probably the most expensive cameo in this movie.
Also, love Trey Parker and Matt Stone songs. I know they're parody but they still go off.
Glad somebody mentioned Eric Roberts. Shame his character got killed off way too early. But understandingly so, this is a direct to DVD movie.
Razor needs to review more movies
I just finishing binge watching all of the existing Rageholic Cinema playlist again so this is a delicious treat
Your Austin impression is actually good.
Holyshit a razorfist Cinema episode
Writer: OK, so I've come up with four deaths for our main bad. Beating, railing fall, quad bike to the face or exploding gas tank?
Director. Yes.
Watching Steve gimp around is the best part about this. That excruciating rappelling/rock climbing montage is cinema gold🤣
LET ME GET A HELL YEAH, for RAGEAHOLIC CINEMA!!
HELL YEAH!
What?
oh by gawd the teaxs rattlesnake has come for razorfist
Can I get a hell yeah!?
@@guiltygearhead9576 HELL YEAH MCMAHON
After the second day at my first job nothing is better to unwine with than Razor
congrats on the job homie!
Congrats on the job man! Or lady! Whichever one you are.
If you want Razorfist to do a "Stone Cold" Christmas of Rageaholic Cinema, *GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!*
An unexpected entry, but a welcome one.
We shall consent to all Razorfisting here- no safe word
This movie would have been over if Doc from New Vegas just preprogrammed the phone bomb and hit speed dial instead manually fucking pressing 10 digits.
I mean if I'm going to fuck over 4 murderous a-holes and a masterclass hacker (who could track me down) I'd think I'd plan ahead.
Then again I'd probably go through the trouble of gassing their asses and hiding all of their bodies. You know instead of blowing up my criminal enterprise were the FBI can (continue to ignore Hunter's laptop) find plans of the heist and my fingerprint or two laying about.
Sheesh, the main antagonist in this film has more lives than a Tom & Jerry toon.
Rageaholic Cinema is consistently entertaining. The running commentary, complete with so many pop culture references, Kevin Williamson is legit spelunking all over himself.
The SCORPION is still my all-time favorite film review. It's an underrated comedic gem.
The Squall overlay was genius.
Well done, Terran.
I laughed too hard on that one.
Him sliding down that mountain was kind of a legitimately badass action piece for a low budget movie
He comes from a little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anchorage.
Been waiting for a new one of these and what a film to do!!!
i missed Rageaholic Cinema , so glade to see it back
Last time I was this early, John Fetterman hadn't had a stroke yet.
Next, they'll wheel up someone in a coma
Wow the editing on this was top notch. Hilarious stuff
How have I not seen this video format from you before? I love this as much as your rants! Awesome!
I read "rageaholic cinema" in my notifications and literally shook my head to make sure I was seeing it right. And then got instantly teleported to 2012/2013 razör. So hyped haha
"Explode like an Oklahoma Federal Building" as an Oklahoman I spit out my drink laughing.
Thank you so much for this I have my razorforce mug and ready to enjoy...
Will be a patron this month love your work
"12% of the population." Holy, hairy, truth-bombs you are fucking hilarious!
Being Able to Watch RazorFist do a movie Review with my favorite wrestler ever in it is pure Gold.
Any action movie badass can cauterize a wound by heating a knife, but it takes a STONE COLD badass to do it with a CHEESE SPREADER.
A while back the Rageholic said he was willing to go to matt for ROBOCOP 3. I always wanted to see his take on the original three flicks.
Wait... this video was released a month ago? I never saw it in my sub feed
Two rock solid Southpark bangers in one Rageaholic Cinema? How did the universe survive?
Oh, the comment about the group's dental hygiene improving (spoiler) at the death of Gary Daniels, had me laughing good.
Been wondering ever since I found Razorfist a year and a half ago if he was gonna continue this series. Nothing but gold!
Oh Razor, you magnificent bastard, if only you could see the shit eating grin I have plastered across my face when I see a Rageaholic Cinema episode, it goes perfect with the opening music
Died of laughter at Were into kinky shit.
That scene of the Caravan exploding with Eric Roberts inside pretty much sums up this week's Memo that circulated the offices of Twitter.
Modern times with Classic Razorfist-era editing. Very nice!
Keeping up with the cardassians was amazing
Dear RazorFist, Thank you for the spine tingling synopsis! I laughed , I cried, I was really impressed by the amount of line Stone Cold got out of that watchband. All of this in under 30 minutes, and without the embarrassment of digging thru the WalMart DVD bargain bin. In all great stories there are some questions best left unanswered, such as how does SC keep his head so smooth and shiny in the wilds of the pacific northwest ?
Two DVDA songs in one video? You spoil us, sir.
I'm that one weirdo that has always said that the films Austin has done as an action movie hero have dwarfed anything John Cena has ever done, even when they're the same bloody film. I'm always called crazy for that, but who's laughing now?
The Rageaholic- What song was this, again around 29:22-29:29?...
The "Father of the year" line was comedy gold. I had to stop the video in uncontrollable laughter. 🤣
It's great to see Rageaholic cinema back! Killer episode man!
The jokes were fantastic and you introduced me to this dude's movies and I will be checking them out
I love all you're content but the cinema and mythos are my favorite hands down
The Rageaholic- As a pro wrestling fan, I'm a fan of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
I've never seen this movie, however...
Thanks for the insight.
Oh this is gonna be awesome.
Now time to review some old school John Woo.
Or some classic bond.
Hey, leave Ric Flair out of this! (Seriously, dude looks cooked)
Dick Masterson plays a great antagonist.
Great to see more Rageaholic Cinema, I've rewatched all your other ones every time I have a hangover and laugh my arse off
Shoulda used speed dial!
Also... and now his daughter is permanently traumatized. So... better than letting her go to public school/college.
2:30 in the business, we call this "foreshadowing." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Credit to Countdankula lol
This is deep hurting levels and it needs the mystery Science theater 3000 treatment
Who would have guessed it would be so hard to kill Gil Bellows?
I was wondering why I associate that theme that plays before Stone cold does something with videogames, and then I remembered my character used it in the PS1 WWF game.
Now on a list of things I did not see coming, I did not see Razorfist reviewing a movie starring Stone fucking Cold Steve fucking Austin. GIMME A HELL YEAH!
This was great!!! More of THIS, please!! Thank you RazorFist; this is what MST3K *should* have been!
As a wrestling fan myself myself, I love (and get!) all the references. Simply a masterpiece.
I bought every Stone Cold Steve Austin movie, even the bad ones, and to see my favorite wrestler be such a BAMF in pure 80s/90s energy is always a treat.
He and Goldberg have better movies than Rock and Hogan.
All they need in the montage scene was the saxophone guy from lost boys playing on a fucking cliff with a waterfall behind him. And the moon.
Christ they should have kept it going as his surreal burning body stumbled out of the tunnel shouting about how hard it was to keep a good one down.
Bro, you need to do more of these! Holy shit that was funny!
More of THESE please
I appreciate the copious amounts of DVDA’s wonderful music in this one.
Joy. Too long since the last one of these. Razor's take on Commando is one of the funniest videos I've ever scene. Will watch this over dinner tonight (Austria).
I fucking lost it when you said Star Wars. Had to pause and catch my breath.
I knew greatness was on the Horizon today. Then you drop another another gem. Rock on Razorfist. 🤘
First Rageaholic Cinema in forever and it starts with a Kill Bill reference....
I would follow Razörfist to hell and back
First one of these I’ve seen. Glorious!!!
Add Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonations to Razor's list of low-key talents.
Awesome review so funny, raz0rfist killing it as always
You know it’s a good day when Razorfist uploads a rageaholic cinema
On behalf of the other three of us Vince Russo fans,I thank you
I made it a point to watch every Stone Cold movie.. and they are all fun to watch. Stone Cold was better in the ring and the movies. He's a more believable tough guy. Next you should watch Tactical Force!
Holy shit the Oklahoma commentary killed me every time 😂
Brilliant dude, great to see another Rageaholic cinema.
Bro, I have MISSED your movie reviews. I rewatch them in order everything I can!
So much gold in this, Terran might try to steal it. Oklahoma federal building freaking killed me XD
This movie got a Battlestar Gallactica reunion between Doc Coddle and Colonel Tigh
The return of Rageaholic Cinema! Thank you, Razor!