Goblin Slayer is a HAREM SHOW!?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 4 года назад +1480

    "is he not goblin? Shit, I ruined this guy's whole day, sorry little dude"

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 4 года назад +61

      I gave that scene made respect as it was so unusual.
      "Halflings" or "Rea's"
      and Adventurers in general are never portraid as evil or psychotic in almost any work.
      Psycho Frodo hell yeah. ^^

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +9

      Second thought,he is still Goblin..

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 3 года назад +8

      You'd think he'd learn the difference after the first five mistakes.

    • @redknight2562
      @redknight2562 2 года назад +5

      I love that part in the light novel when the rhea thinks he killed goblin slayer and turns towards guild girl and says some stuff and then goblin slayer just says “Is that so…” and then just murders the dude lol

  • @nickshaffer80
    @nickshaffer80 4 года назад +912

    that date with Guild Girl is exactly what happens when you don’t clear the schedule with his manager, Table

    • @Cain1134
      @Cain1134 4 года назад +73

      How can anyone speak with Table? Priestess killed him during Goblin Slayer's commercial for his goblin slaying dojo.

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 4 года назад +84

      @@Cain1134 *we can rebuild him. Harder. STRONGER*

    • @Cain1134
      @Cain1134 4 года назад +17

      @Ban this youtube No Terminator references, only Pathfinder.
      We need to be consistent with the setting of Goblin Slayer Abridged.

    • @Cain1134
      @Cain1134 4 года назад +5

      @Ban this youtube Yeah that's fine.

    • @armanfrancis3882
      @armanfrancis3882 3 года назад +12

      @@Cain1134 Table didn't truly die... while there are still GAAWWBLINS, Table has no time to die.

  • @Runawayturist
    @Runawayturist 4 года назад +1672

    his true love is his hand with the goblin's throat

    • @cobrawhiskyyum
      @cobrawhiskyyum 4 года назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gonzalotorres5282
      @gonzalotorres5282 4 года назад +12

      Glad to know you're doing fine, R-dude.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 года назад +10

      ............while self-pleasure is occurring?
      😶

    • @gibbyfraustro2509
      @gibbyfraustro2509 3 года назад +4

      It a true love story

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL 3 года назад +13

      No. It was the goblin "wife" when he went under deep cover

  • @lordvalvatorez5386
    @lordvalvatorez5386 4 года назад +493

    What do you mean they're just friends?! They're a TEAM! A TEAM!

  • @arturoreyescortez2476
    @arturoreyescortez2476 4 года назад +1207

    Goblin Slayer: "Okay, Goblin Slayer 1 and Goblin Slayer 2, here is Table, and he is my right hand man."
    Cow Girl: *Pregnant and confused.*
    Guild Girl: *Pregnant.* "This is something he does."
    Priestess: "I thought I was your right hand man-I mean, right hand woman!"
    High Elf Archer: "I could have conceived Goblin Slayer 3."
    Dwarf Shaman: "What was that?"
    High Elf Archer: "Nothing!"
    Lizard Priest: "Will there be cheese at the baby shower?"

    • @lazyork2743
      @lazyork2743 4 года назад +119

      Yes to all of this.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +96

      Did he just roll a choice dice!?!

    • @Frombeyondthehorizon6860
      @Frombeyondthehorizon6860 4 года назад +47

      This confused me so badly

    • @RRios0027
      @RRios0027 4 года назад +112

      sword maiden: goblin slayer 4 will be THICC

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 4 года назад +50

      Lizard Priest: My character development is I learned to love cheese.

  • @jefcrow3534
    @jefcrow3534 4 года назад +1344

    I swear your voice is smooth like a space marine chainsaw, perfection!

    • @Tulark_Killian
      @Tulark_Killian 4 года назад +36

      I love what you just said

    • @Veritas_Vincit
      @Veritas_Vincit 4 года назад +65

      Like a chain sword carving through a heretic

    • @chthulu27
      @chthulu27 4 года назад +16

      I was trying to think of how to describe it and I believe you hit the nail right on the head. Thank you.

    • @LemonsO7
      @LemonsO7 4 года назад +5

      It’s like getting a clean headshot as the bullet rips through the air and impacts making a meat slap sound

    • @1roxyfan491
      @1roxyfan491 4 года назад +5

      RIP and tear

  • @KanisterPotasu
    @KanisterPotasu 4 года назад +1078

    "She's 15"
    Yeah, it's weird she's not married, with 3 kids already.

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 4 года назад +20

      Wuho

    • @subarus6316
      @subarus6316 4 года назад +135

      With the mortality rate, even lower

    • @nemogd7991
      @nemogd7991 4 года назад +23

      She...isn’t right?

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 4 года назад +78

      @@nemogd7991 she is. Maybe 16 at the current point of the manga.

    • @Verinium
      @Verinium 3 года назад +95

      @@blueblade6174 over 17 in LN, Its actually pretty nifty to have a manga/LN cover enough time to have the "child" of the story grow into an adult.

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 4 года назад +743

    "What about Dwarf Shaman"
    "He is a dude"
    "No she isn't".
    "He had a beard!"
    "SHE'S A DWARF! Of course she has one."

    • @marfit77
      @marfit77 4 года назад +11

      true

    • @Underworlddream
      @Underworlddream 4 года назад +43

      Depend on the who draw them. In Japan female dwarfs are either Loli or THICC Loli.

    • @chrislock2624
      @chrislock2624 4 года назад +41

      @@Underworlddream In the Year One novel, the narrator says that female dwarfs do grow beards when they mature.

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 4 года назад +5

      @@chrislock2624 hahhaha

    • @antonioferrari5884
      @antonioferrari5884 3 года назад +1

      That's a gudgin'!

  • @testpleaseignore
    @testpleaseignore 3 года назад +127

    I love how goblin slayers schedule reads
    20th: dentist
    21st: SHOVE WISDOM TEETH DOWN GOBLINS THROATS

  • @t.o.e.g.y.8602
    @t.o.e.g.y.8602 4 года назад +359

    I tried to do goblin slayers voice and yelled and i know am no longer able to speak

    • @jonmcgee6987
      @jonmcgee6987 4 года назад +5

      I have the same problem when i do the Golum voice at work. Can't do it very long because it gets painful to do after a bit.

    • @prinzluc1410
      @prinzluc1410 4 года назад

      @@jonmcgee6987 It is the same with my Voice and my Mickey Mouse Immitation...

  • @Indra2007
    @Indra2007 4 года назад +157

    Yeah you better pixelate that hand holding, so indecent.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +280

    "So I just heard you're going on TWO DATES AT THE HARVEST FESTIVAL AND _NEITHER OF THEM ARE WITH ME!? WHAT THE-"_
    _Wow._ I can't believe, out of all the characters in the GS's harem, they chose to blindside Sword Maiden.

    • @Lorvahaven
      @Lorvahaven 3 года назад +28

      Puns will be puns...Also, you keep showing up everywhere.

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 2 года назад +3

      Eh, it just comes naturally, I guess.

    • @SteenbergGaming
      @SteenbergGaming Год назад +3

      Bet she didn't see that one coming.

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok 4 года назад +382

    Actually, harem is the goblins, and romance is the slaying.

    • @nittayoshifumi8252
      @nittayoshifumi8252 3 года назад +20

      He is slaying the date!

    • @DrageLee
      @DrageLee 3 года назад +16

      @@nittayoshifumi8252 He's so good he does it literally!

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 2 года назад +3

      That's my OTP XD

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 Год назад

      Perhaps the real harem was the Goblins slain along the way.

  • @cobrawhiskyyum
    @cobrawhiskyyum 4 года назад +429

    Rent a Goblin Slayer for only $42.99 and a free tiger poster?
    SOLD!!!! I hope he talks about GAWBLINS!!!!

    • @HimanLaliluleilo
      @HimanLaliluleilo 4 года назад +16

      Wait
      How about talking about BIIIIIG GAWBLINS?!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +7

      Goblin Champs and Goblin Kings are the Bigger Gob Gobs.

    • @HimanLaliluleilo
      @HimanLaliluleilo 4 года назад +5

      Ooooooh now that's interesting!

    • @cobrawhiskyyum
      @cobrawhiskyyum 4 года назад +5

      Tell me more about this....Big Goblin!

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 года назад

      Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like gawblins!
      _Wooouuugh!_

  • @TheAlexDude
    @TheAlexDude 4 года назад +251

    HOlding hands before marriage that sounds like GoBliN behavior! Tabel will have something to say about this!! Right table............. table?? ohhh table is busy killing goblins classic table.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +7

      If you’re playing that Grand Summoners Video Game App.

    • @satriadicky3732
      @satriadicky3732 4 года назад +2

      HOLDING HANDS BEFORE MARRIAGE!?. no you can't do that.
      Its haram!.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      But he’s Goblin Slayer.

    • @satriadicky3732
      @satriadicky3732 4 года назад

      @@Lemuel928 goblin slayer identity isn't relevant.

  • @dontenty5643
    @dontenty5643 4 года назад +269

    Not sure if im watching a passionate weeb, a man taking a *very* enthusiastic walk or crack cocaine mixed with human sin spewing out all words he's said in his life alphabetically- trying rather

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 4 года назад +14

      Option B is invalid as he's not wearing a red trenchcoat.

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 4 года назад +1

      Probably option C

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      Or you smell the Sins of Goblins..The Entire Time.

    • @arthurmorgan835
      @arthurmorgan835 4 года назад +5

      Veerrrryyy enthusiastic walks!

    • @kinggavitron
      @kinggavitron 3 года назад +1

      @@arutka2000 BAH
      Yea Alucard likes his walks in the woods

  • @rdw1731
    @rdw1731 4 года назад +144

    Glad that he has a dentist appointment. Having dentist in this age is *"VERY"* important

    • @oinkytheink1228
      @oinkytheink1228 Год назад

      And then the following day give goblins a dentist appointment

  • @galling2052
    @galling2052 4 года назад +279

    Grimmjack: Goblinslayer is a harem show!
    Goblinslayer: WRONG!!!

    • @cynthiagarza4494
      @cynthiagarza4494 4 года назад +33

      WRONG it's a goblin slaying show

    • @HimanLaliluleilo
      @HimanLaliluleilo 4 года назад +30

      Goblin Slayer: YOU HEAR ME?! IT'S SHOW WHERE GAWBLINS GET TERMINAK... KILLAPIT.... SLAYED THEY GET SLAYED TELL THEM TABLE!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +12

      Classic reference:”Die Goblins,die.”

    • @azorailke6057
      @azorailke6057 4 года назад +9

      If I'm gonna be honest, it's a fantasy slice-of-life with some goblin slaying.

    • @asdfg2560
      @asdfg2560 4 года назад +4

      Are you kidding me? Goblinslayer is constantly fucking dozens upon dozens of goblins

  • @chadcaylor6889
    @chadcaylor6889 4 года назад +369

    Wonder how many people are gonna comment about how much they love this guys voice, guess I’m one of them

    • @KakyoinGamer
      @KakyoinGamer 4 года назад +14

      That's cool and all, but did you know that I love this guys voice?

    • @theshadowwalker8244
      @theshadowwalker8244 4 года назад +3

      I love the voice almost as much as I HATE FILTHY F****** GOBLINS

    • @siphemanana2551
      @siphemanana2551 3 года назад +1

      He reminds me a lot of Lord Nuxanor

  • @VernonMcWilliams
    @VernonMcWilliams 4 года назад +395

    I just realized Grimm has a voice actress for Cow Girl even though she's not in the abridged series... yet?

    • @joshuaseagondollar2495
      @joshuaseagondollar2495 3 года назад +33

      Maybe she'll show up in episode 6 whenever it comes out?

    • @RegalPixelKing
      @RegalPixelKing 3 года назад +7

      @@joshuaseagondollar2495 I think she might already be dead in the abridged series' version of the story seeing how her face was blotched out in all his flashbacks of her and his sister.

    • @joshuaseagondollar2495
      @joshuaseagondollar2495 3 года назад +2

      @@RegalPixelKing Maybe. We'll see whenever Episode 6 comes out.

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 3 года назад +19

      @@joshuaseagondollar2495 It came out... she's not dead!

    • @keanuboyd7493
      @keanuboyd7493 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like Sydsnaps

  • @zanolsena
    @zanolsena 4 года назад +203

    I laughed way harder than I should have about the tiger poster thing.

  • @elimDBZ
    @elimDBZ 4 года назад +304

    It's hard for me to take cow girl seriously when her name is cowgirl. And yes I know the characters are named by their titles.

    • @sleepynocturne8010
      @sleepynocturne8010 4 года назад +72

      But it’s her best position, that’s why she got the title

    • @jesseguajardo8592
      @jesseguajardo8592 4 года назад +43

      Shhhhh shhhhh no names not in this line of work

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 4 года назад +10

      @@sleepynocturne8010 Agreed!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +19

      Why not Farm Gal?

    • @Wangitup
      @Wangitup 4 года назад +25

      @@Lemuel928 well, there are 2 reasons....

  • @BucketThinkTank14657Nerd
    @BucketThinkTank14657Nerd 4 года назад +262

    As the dwarves would say “this video was cray cray”

    • @RRios0027
      @RRios0027 4 года назад +13

      and a load of boolshit!

  • @blackbankai0354
    @blackbankai0354 4 года назад +146

    Ah, yes. My favourite anime: Rent-a-Goblin-Slayer. Love the content you make for it.

  • @firebender9010
    @firebender9010 4 года назад +51

    Goblin Slayer Abridged Episode 5.6
    Thank you Grimm

  • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
    @RoninofCrimsonMaple 4 года назад +45

    Abridged Guild Girl talking to Goblin Slayer like that was rather unnerving.
    Im into it.

  • @KatyJohnsonVO
    @KatyJohnsonVO 4 года назад +111

    Ahhhh hooray it is out! I play Cow Girl in this

    • @ronin7997
      @ronin7997 4 года назад +10

      Looking forward to you -traumatizing- supporting Goblin Slayer in the upcoming episodes!

    • @LightbulbHD
      @LightbulbHD 4 года назад +1

      @@ronin7997 You basically summarized what we're all hyping the next episode for

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +2

      Cow girl is best girl. Good work

  • @PowerEd8
    @PowerEd8 4 года назад +106

    Grimmjack's vocal range is fukn impressive!
    from sounding chill and calm to DEATH TO ALL GAWBLINS
    in no time

  • @luzthebuz2452
    @luzthebuz2452 4 года назад +246

    "Best waifu - High Elf Archer"
    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @FBI-1987
      @FBI-1987 4 года назад +9

      It's the ears.

    • @draketheduelist
      @draketheduelist 4 года назад +30

      Strictly speaking, the only reason she got that friendly with Goblin Slayer in that one scene is she was trying to screw with some guys who were ineptly hitting on her.
      In Goblin Slayer, all ships eventually sink. Especially if they're CARRYING FILTHY GOBLINS WITH EYEPATCHES AND PIRATE ACCENTS! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @brendancooperider7622
      @brendancooperider7622 4 года назад +4

      Sadly he was mistaken, for guild girl is superior

    • @HyunXP
      @HyunXP 4 года назад

      AWWW YEEEEAAAAAAA.

    • @ardiessadida5146
      @ardiessadida5146 4 года назад +2

      u mean anvil-chan XD

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 4 года назад +135

    10:37
    I like to imagine this is just an alternate version of guts
    Who lived a better less traumatic life.

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth 4 года назад +12

      The difference is griffin is female and fucks guts. No joke. Well they went on a date at least. She wore a dress and everything.

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 3 года назад +10

      And he a former ex boydriend name donovan

  • @0001captainawesome
    @0001captainawesome 4 года назад +28

    6:07 My favorite in here may be hard to spot, but if you look at the calender you can see one day is reserved for a 2:00pm dentist visit, the following day is reserved for shoving wisdom teeth down goblins throats.

    • @jayglier
      @jayglier 3 года назад +5

      Dont forget tables B-Day on the 8th of November

  • @isolated_alien2996
    @isolated_alien2996 4 года назад +46

    Rip and tear until the date is done

  • @eggegg8526
    @eggegg8526 4 года назад +87

    "Best Waifu!"
    Me: Lizard Priest?
    "High Elf Archer!"
    Oh...

  • @Airier
    @Airier 4 года назад +9

    Gotta say, really loved the bit near the end where you showed the different takes between how the High Elf Archer was portrayed in the LN vs the Manga.

  • @iliadnetfear2586
    @iliadnetfear2586 4 года назад +71

    "This girl needs a DATE!"
    Or a day off.

  • @MoonGuardian866
    @MoonGuardian866 4 года назад +19

    A harem show where the protagonist cant be less interested in relationship. Not out of innocence but out of pure obsession.

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 Год назад

      So basically every early 2000 shounen

  • @lynararosewater923
    @lynararosewater923 4 года назад +21

    You know, I would totally watch a whole series of "Grimmjack Explains Anime".

  • @necromythos7339
    @necromythos7339 4 года назад +103

    I gave it a look when I heard about it's bad-ass protag, was intrigued by the gorgeous girls and stayed when I saw the *quality* and depth of them all. The depth of Orcbolg himself was surprisingly the furthest down.

  • @nervehive2768
    @nervehive2768 4 года назад +104

    Yep, priestess and goblin slayer kinda has that Mandalorian like feel. A father and son, A father and daughter.

    • @edwardhernandez7559
      @edwardhernandez7559 4 года назад +8

      Now i want goblin slayer child with mandalorian element it will be great also anywoman of goblin slayer harem are best girl any of them will have he's children

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +10

      Finally someone mentions the similarity with this anime and the mandalorian. It’s why I love this anime so much

    • @madmakz9449
      @madmakz9449 4 года назад +9

      Goblin Slayer would mistake the child for a goblin & slay him

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +2

      @@madmakz9449 my exact thoughts

    • @eliteknight7711
      @eliteknight7711 3 года назад +4

      Lol this anime is the closest thing we get to the best adaptation of berserk in mainstream, masterchief in anime, the mandalorian in anime, and domm slayer in anime

  • @Mister100Percent
    @Mister100Percent 4 года назад +437

    First off, nice voice.
    Second off, Guild Girl is obviously best girl. I mean can the other girls give out Goblin slaying quests for our boy? I thought not.

    • @ternauven
      @ternauven 4 года назад +32

      Sword maiden could......

    • @Sheriv
      @Sheriv 4 года назад +77

      I dunno, give Priestess a couple years. She does increase his goblin slaying potential by 30%

    • @kmcamesome3799
      @kmcamesome3799 4 года назад +22

      How dare you not underestimate the BIG importance of Cow Girl!

    • @VivioSaf
      @VivioSaf 4 года назад +12

      @@kmcamesome3799 And double that!

    • @kmcamesome3799
      @kmcamesome3799 4 года назад +10

      @@VivioSaf *elbow bump of culture*

  • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
    @bluelanternguardianangel8038 4 года назад +90

    "The best waifu: high elf archer!"
    Grimmjack I liked your channel, now I love it lol you are a fellow man of culture

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 2 года назад +6

      I like the idea of goblin Slayer with High Elf Archer because it would fit everything we know about goblins.
      They love Elves, women and what they do to elven women. Him marrying a High Elf is perfect to increase his passion for the craft. He's married to a High Elf, he's got 3 beautiful Half Elf babies and adventures to both provide and protect them and everyone from goblins.

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 2 года назад

      Wrong: High Elf Archer wants him to stop fighting goblins and do other types of adventure.
      She's the poor choice who will forever be trying to "fix" him.

    • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
      @bluelanternguardianangel8038 2 года назад

      @@steveholmes11 or maybe he'll corrupt her. Just like he did with priestess lol

    • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
      @bluelanternguardianangel8038 2 года назад

      @@Lastofthesigilites that's........ oddly specific. But within reason lol

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 2 года назад +1

      Now that i think about it, goblin slayer does put himself in the mindset of a goblin in order to be more effective...

  • @Jose-pc4hz
    @Jose-pc4hz 4 года назад +54

    To be honest I came in this video with low expectation. Oh boy was I wrong

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +1

      Whose best girl for you?

    • @Jose-pc4hz
      @Jose-pc4hz 4 года назад +2

      @@AndreNitroX guild girl

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +1

      @@Jose-pc4hz i see you like a woman in a uniform. Nice

  • @FarEastIV
    @FarEastIV 4 года назад +9

    his harem is full with a goblin, another goblin, one more goblin and MOAR goblins

  • @waffleman3267
    @waffleman3267 4 года назад +90

    Goddamit because of this abridge series, I seriously forgot what these characters names are or if they even had one 😂

    • @TheLilram2100
      @TheLilram2100 4 года назад +46

      Shhhh...no names. Not in their line of work.

    • @waffleman3267
      @waffleman3267 4 года назад +8

      @@TheLilram2100 Truuuuueeeeeee

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 года назад +9

      I think only one or two characters actually have names
      The Abridged is accurate

    • @waffleman3267
      @waffleman3267 4 года назад +6

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 wtf so I wasn't remembering wrong, lol

  • @transformerboy8898
    @transformerboy8898 3 года назад +10

    I love the fact that cowgirl says that she’s goblin slayer’s wife in chapter 57 of the manga

  • @isjor5
    @isjor5 4 года назад +70

    ._. yes
    ._. We all used crunchyroll to what that movie'
    ._.

    • @S_man89
      @S_man89 4 года назад +3

      Yeah same I didn’t know either. I did watch on here though. Look it up man.

    • @isjor5
      @isjor5 4 года назад +1

      @@S_man89 the pirates life for me

    • @S_man89
      @S_man89 4 года назад +1

      @@isjor5 lol. Hey I didn’t pirate any booty it was laid out. Lol

    • @isjor5
      @isjor5 4 года назад

      @@S_man89 I read that in the voice of the boondocks version of Fleece Johnson
      I am so sorry XD

    • @S_man89
      @S_man89 4 года назад

      @@isjor5 dude no apologies needed. Now that you say that it hear like that!!

  • @khaylittle8286
    @khaylittle8286 4 года назад +44

    *The intense clapping of Dummy thicc cheeks!*

  • @ES21007
    @ES21007 4 года назад +7

    You forgot the absolute funniest part for High Elf Archer.
    In the manga, she watched when Guild Girl asked him out to the Harvest Festival, specifically, if he had anything to do "Other than goblins." Afterwards, HEA literally asked if she could use the same line. It was fantastic.

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 4 года назад +19

    4:40
    My gut....imploded....too much laughter...

  • @crimsonbehemoth
    @crimsonbehemoth 4 года назад +46

    honestly glad there's nothing going on between him and priestess. My only low-key fantasy between those two is one day goblin slayer dies and she becomes the new goblin slayer. A tactical bloodthirsty cleric would be sick af

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +16

      Exactly I don’t know why some people ship them. It’s clearly a platonic relationship. Cow girl is who GS should be with.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      Surprising Priestess met the Goblin Slayer’s Son years later.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 года назад +1

      @@Lemuel928 wut?

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth 4 года назад +10

      It's more priestess is crushing on goblin slayer, and between her cloistered upbringing and his +50 oblivious to social norms there isn't any danger of anything happening.
      Still technically part of the harem.
      *sigh*, Japan.

  • @ArbiterRevan117
    @ArbiterRevan117 4 года назад +8

    Glad to see that you rank High Elf Archer so highly. I was a bit disappointed that we didn't get to see Goblin Slayer twirl her around in the anime during the Water Town arc.

  • @lexlex44
    @lexlex44 3 года назад +24

    Protagonists like these are good males figures, they are taught to be efficient and help women combat loneliness by being with as many as they can in a harem.

  • @epsyblue7714
    @epsyblue7714 4 года назад +5

    8:30 😂😂😂 Yeah she totally would be upset if she found out about that.
    I just now realize how much Abridged Goblin Slayer reminds me of Sarge from Red vs Blue.

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 4 года назад +18

    10:11 How dare you show such smut. There could be children watching this for helpful goblin slaying tips.

  • @michealkasey2292
    @michealkasey2292 4 года назад +40

    7:22 "But her love for him is truly platonic"
    Reminds me of Vol. 5 page 24 of the light novel:
    "Yes. And we don't have much time to search." Goblin Slayer jogged up to an intersection, then moved close to Priestess as if asking her to watch his back. To be suddenly so close to him-her heart began to race, even though she knew this was entirely platonic.

  • @kubasad13
    @kubasad13 4 года назад +24

    *slaps anime*
    This bad boy can fit so many quality girls

  • @sergioolvera7603
    @sergioolvera7603 4 года назад +26

    Bruh this made me laugh more than it should u should do some recaps on anime like this id watch the fuck out of it

  • @greenking9124
    @greenking9124 4 года назад +36

    Tables birthday is November 8th? How old is he

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 4 года назад +5

      something between 2 and 200, furniture can hold its age depending on surroundings

  • @DutchDread
    @DutchDread 4 года назад +3

    1: sword maiden
    2: cow girl
    3: guild girl
    4: priestess
    5: high elf archer

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 4 года назад +2

    Table's birthday is on the 8th of November, good to know. Mine is apparently on the harvest festival.

  • @DM-hq9gs
    @DM-hq9gs 4 года назад +5

    "Being PAINFULLY !!!!THIIIIICCCK!!!!"
    That one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DB-cn6rw
    @DB-cn6rw 4 года назад +12

    This was the first video with Cow Girl's voice in it. the one slapping the truth of GS being a Harem Anime

  • @Gozokukolat
    @Gozokukolat 4 года назад +6

    2:47 This MUST be in an episode of the abridged series!

  • @jimhaney6384
    @jimhaney6384 3 года назад +2

    11:16 Table's B-day :D
    Looks like priestess or guild girl wrote that one in for him. :)

  • @wh3nderson95
    @wh3nderson95 4 года назад +10

    What I like about this harem, is that each girl's relationship with Goblin Slayer are different in development and presentation.

  • @Chrno34
    @Chrno34 3 года назад +10

    7:22 Yeeeah, with all due respect, that's a skewed observation. It's made abundantly clear by volume 8 of the LN that she harbors romantic feelings for GS(heck, in Volume 5, she got pissed off when Dwarf Shaman joked to GS about taking a herbalist girl as his wife). Then you have CowGirl even openly questioning in the LN/manga side-story "When He's not Here" if GS has feelings for Priestess as well as the fact both she and Guild Girl mutually recognize her as a rival. And 15 is legal for the series(and she's currently 17)and she's only four years younger than GS(GS being around 19 in the first episode/volume), on top of the fact that Japan doesn't care about western sensibilities about age anyway, so that isn't an issue.
    I mean, if that's how you see it, more power to ya, but narration written by the author is suggesting otherwise.

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 года назад +6

    "The rest of us had to watch it on Crunchyroll!"
    Me pirating the movie: looks away nervously

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      Realizing Most Goblins are also Pirates.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 года назад +2

      @@Lemuel928 If goblins are pirates, does that mean the marines in One Piece are Goblin Slayer?

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +2

      Now you’re getting somewhere.

  • @laraschroeder5195
    @laraschroeder5195 3 года назад +5

    In the abridged series Goblin Slayer is completely batshit crazy around everyone and then when he’s with cow girl he’s like “…your really strong…” and it’s great 😊

  • @Devedrus
    @Devedrus 4 года назад +6

    November 8th is Table's birthday...
    *We will remember*

  • @cruz1728
    @cruz1728 4 года назад +7

    7:39 best line in the Grimjack Goblin Slayer abridged. Debate me

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG 3 года назад +3

    I never knew how I needed to hear you as Goblin Slayer say "Kawaii Blush" until it happened.
    So thank you Goblin Senpai for filling that hole... in my life.

  • @Atiweb
    @Atiweb 4 года назад

    Man this was actually really well made, the voices you used for the characters really set it apart.

  • @heeheehee1111
    @heeheehee1111 3 года назад +3

    I heard that they're making a season two and I'm pumped. Hope you make an abridged season 2 because not only are they hilarious, but your slayer is also badass, soooooooo...

  • @wifi-toaster
    @wifi-toaster 4 года назад +4

    Table's bday is November 8th and I am here for this

  • @jacksonvelazquez9685
    @jacksonvelazquez9685 3 года назад +4

    3:17 I like to think that goblin slayer isn't confused that work is unappealing in a date but a goblin infested cave IS his work.

  • @coachlombardi9657
    @coachlombardi9657 Год назад +2

    You know, while I agree that Priestess sees Goblin Slayer as a mentor, I see their relationship like a brother/sister one. They protect each other like family and I can see it with Goblin Slayer. He feels that he failed his older sister, he doesn't want to fail his little sister too.

  • @nstorm2415
    @nstorm2415 4 года назад +14

    Quick tip about elf girl: She likes him as a friend, but dont want to be romantically involved with him because of the life expectancy.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 3 года назад +1

      Also he needs miny goblin slayers. Is elf girl up to the challenge? Once goblin slayer is gone who’s gonna do the slaying?

  • @DracoInduperator
    @DracoInduperator 4 года назад +1

    D'aww GS remembers his agent's Birthday! It says right there in the schedule November 8th, Table's B-day. xD

  • @sgreads
    @sgreads 4 года назад +30

    I liked the part where he talkes about GOBLINS!!!

  • @fraidnaught9067
    @fraidnaught9067 Год назад +2

    Goblin Slayer 3:58 : "You are short, murderous, and possibly r***-y, these parameters are acceptable."

  • @coltonwilliams4153
    @coltonwilliams4153 4 года назад +7

    I don’t know if Elfie is actually in love with him, but she did tell her sister that she intends to stay with him his entire life.

  • @Falconwing66
    @Falconwing66 4 года назад +3

    High Elf Archer got me acting up like a *Paying Costumer*.

  • @davidcarreira1453
    @davidcarreira1453 4 года назад +3

    the narrator calls the swordman guts
    me as soon as i hear that: Ha! I knew it!

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 3 года назад +1

    "Please clap"
    Thank you for that hilarious reference 🤣

  • @slb703264
    @slb703264 4 года назад +3

    Till this day no one in the guild knows how Goblin Slayer's Table got there.

  • @maxwellsimonsen5150
    @maxwellsimonsen5150 4 года назад +4

    Please do more videos like this, it was great

  • @just_type_ultra
    @just_type_ultra 4 года назад +13

    And Table isn't apart of the harem because?!

    • @warlion2618
      @warlion2618 4 года назад +9

      Their relationship is purely professional.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +3

      He’s umm..A Table?

    • @lordastrea2765
      @lordastrea2765 4 года назад +5

      @@Lemuel928 did you just assume that table's gender?

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +4

      Basically.

  • @lordastrea2765
    @lordastrea2765 4 года назад +4

    Ive watched it 10 times now. and i AM A PAYING CUSTOMER, GODDAMMIT!

  • @stevefernandez6431
    @stevefernandez6431 4 года назад +11

    I want that damn tiger poster where do i sign up

  • @thepackingpacjack7767
    @thepackingpacjack7767 4 года назад +19

    Simps: HOW DO GET ALL THESE WOMEN TO LOVE YOU?!.................And what’s that smell?
    Goblin slayer: IM COVERED IN GOBLIN PEE PEE!!!!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +1

      Of course..More Beeping Goblins.

  • @volkan202
    @volkan202 4 года назад +37

    i prefer the side story, year one,where it focuses mostly just on him

  • @thedoorman6940
    @thedoorman6940 4 года назад +2

    *claps* this was some good stuff. From the voice overs to the editing, this was a lotta fun.
    Personally, as odd as this is, my favorite part, is the GS’s calendar. That has a lotta ways of saying “KILL GGGGGGGGGGAAAWWWBLIIIIIIIIINNS” and I just kinda laughed at them all cuz there was no shortage of ways to say that. Escort Goblins to the after life, the decapitation day, I’m guessing he only decapitates them, no stabby or choppy :3
    And then there’s the occasional curveball like the Dentist appointment and Table’s Birthday. It was a small moment, but I loved it
    Also Cow Girl gotta good voice. Foreshadowing Cow girl appearance? Idk, guess we’ll have to see later down the line. Anyhoo, thanks for the entertainment Grimmy boy :3 Keep on keeping on

  • @TatsuEntertainment
    @TatsuEntertainment 4 года назад +6

    Honestly I'm more surprised that we didn't get the demotion trial. The moment of what the guy imagibe GS would do I kinda Imagine GS shouting 'Failed the Goblin Test!' As he punched

    • @anotheremptychannel9202
      @anotheremptychannel9202 4 года назад

      Not really. Goblin Slayer wouldn't remember him, even if he did sock him.

    • @TatsuEntertainment
      @TatsuEntertainment 4 года назад

      @@anotheremptychannel9202 Probably didn't explain it right: It seemed we skipped over the Demotion trial, the scene before he gets the letter from sword maiden, so I thought it would've been funny to have seen that scene since the guy did think of making a move but knew Goblin Slayer would've reacted. So instead of it being played out in his mind, guy tried it only to get decked while by GS for his lies. Goblins always lie after all. (hopefully that made better sense)

  • @Khalith
    @Khalith 4 года назад +1

    Great content as always for my favorite anime.

  • @daviper1568
    @daviper1568 4 года назад +5

    We just missed poor table’s birthday

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад +1

      So that’s why the Cake is missing..

  • @TheJedaiHero9000
    @TheJedaiHero9000 4 года назад +1

    ABSOLUTELY liked and enjoyed watching this one, my dude!!!!
    Had some REAL DAMN GOOD laughs throughout seeing this!!!!
    Stay SAFE and stay AWESOME, Grimmjack!!!
    Happy New Year!!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @kingofall5299
    @kingofall5299 3 года назад +7

    I'm more for CGxGS or GGxGS, but I can totally see it end up being an harem, the point of the show is for the adventures around goblin slayer to help him open up more and realize the things and affections around him after all. I love the supporting cast of the show, and I can't wait to see how GS relationship develops with each of his party members and the girls around him.

  • @Danishfreak
    @Danishfreak 4 года назад +1

    More of this please. You can do any kind of TED talk and ill watch it. Your voice and humor does it all tbh

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 4 года назад +6

    Goblin Slayer is a Harem Anime. He sticks his sword in soooo many gawbbies.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 года назад

      He meant the other actual swords that he stole from Dead Goblins.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 3 года назад

      @@Lemuel928 GAWBLIN Cawk collecting? makes sense.

  • @activlinkab9077
    @activlinkab9077 3 года назад +2

    5:58 -merry christmas- *NOVEMBER!*