@@cactaceae378 after defeating dracula he went into a sort of depression because he felt without a purpose as he thought belmonts were only to fight dracula, so that made it easy for him to be slowly manipulated by shaft into resurrecting dracula himself with the idea of beating him again, which didnt happen, and he got possessed Richter is the reason the belmonts got a negative reputation from the people and had to relinquish the vampire killer to the morris clan in the us for 100 years
I was recently part of a DnD campaign called Curse of Strahd (basically the DnD worlds equivalent to Dracula) and when it was finally time to fight him we tried to recreate this skit (because my DM was about as fond of the joke as I was) unfortunately it just devolved into Strahd pelting the party with wine glasses.
I love that the music sounds like someone trying to play the castlevania music by smacking their face repeatedly on a piano in the general area of the notes...
He always puts on the special Circlet that absorbs the holy element to protect himself when he's about to say bless you, though unfortunately in later years he lost the Circlet in the castle in the most unfortunate time when the castle changes like the creature of chaos it is. That point Dracula is forced to be seen as rude in the Christian Server for not saying bless you despite the fact that saying that will cause great harm to him.
Honestly someone should send this video to Konami. While this is a joke video, the graphics here is pretty good and would be amazing for a 3D Castlevania game, if done right atleast
People say remaster and go into a fit of rage when they get one because what they really wanted was a ground up remake, not a retexture with bug fixes.
While that would make sense usually because of the way discs worked on the ps1 audio usually completely stops if it stutters or can't be read it really only happened on the ps2 where stuttering was common I remember jak 2 messed up and it was traumatizing
@@wackywoohoopizzaman0173 Geez, man, you really need to learn where and how to end your sentences. Hell, _any_ kind of properly used punctuation would work wonders in regards to making yourself intelligible.
@@shadowfyst997 Yeah there was like this challenge where you and your Discord buddies have to like quote a song or speech without messing up or interrupting each other, but at some point people just said "Fuck it let's keep going even when we mess up." and it turned into a meme.
@@williamtatum5002 Thanks for not mentioning that user with initials J.Y. as he has shown ableism in the comments of some videos with "autistic screeching" templates.
Dracula explaining that he was brought back by humans to pay him tribute over the phone to his scalesona and two different Richters is my favorite part
@@evanmccrea8431 And Bayonetta couldn't stop trying to fuck half the cast. Jk, her character is teasing and classy, not slutty but it's pretty funny huh? No? Okay then...
*"E-SECRETS!"* _"Gamer"_ *"BUT E-"* _gets hit with glass thrown back at him_ *"-NOUGH TALK,-"* ... *"DIE MONSTER-"* This part was the part the broke me.
I completely broke after that *"HAVE AT HAVE-"* bit, while listening to the original Twitter post weeks ago... I laughed hard enough to start choke-coughing, and then somebody outside the window went "...You OK?".
@Senhor Samurai hey dude if there's a jojo reference (If you think it isnt check that black and white effect), jojo fans will appear in the comments. It's like going to a rock concert that's hosting multiple artists and getting pissed that there are offspring fans.
Castlevania was pretty much JJBA but without the Joestars, it's the Belmonts and without Dio, there's a demon who can stop time... In Dawn Of Sorrow. .3. And a clock that can freeze time for five seconds. *Thanks Aidan.* 👌
Given the fact that it was confirmed that the new Netflix Castlevania series will feature Richter Belmont as the main protagonist, and a showdown w Dracula is inevitable, this scene as shown here better be in it or we riot.
@@mitchellscanga747 Maybe he’ll be in a flashback. And tbh, I understand why they’re skipping Simon. He canonically fought Dracula by himself & the cast of characters bouncing off each other is why the show is so popular to begin with. I’m not saying it couldn’t work, but it’d be one hell of a task.
@@arnahunas4048 When you put it that way it makes sense. Simon would probably be a pretty unlikeable character anyway. Redemption arcs take way too long especially if its the main character.
@@arnahunas4048 Yeah. If you treat Super Castlevania 4 and fuckin Haunted Castle as continuations of his story rather than basically retreads of the first, he has a whopping four whole games where he's pretty much solo with no one to bounce off of and immediately going to deal with Dracula's BS.
Everybody knows that most powerful vampires can generate as many vine glasses as they want, filled with blood or cherry juice based on their preference.
There's something about, "Perhaps the same can be said of all religions," being the only line that's completely normal and untouched that really pulls together the chaotic energy.
Lyrics: Richter: Die monster. monster. You don't belong in in this world. Dracula: It It was not by my hand hand that i was once again gain given flesh flesh FLESH *FLESH*. I- Skeleton: Hey what the f is going on? Simon: Dude. ST: Um. Knight: We skipped one part. S: Dam. ST: Oh, are we dong the thing? S: No, we didn't. ST: Ok. Mary we are doing the thing. K: Yes, we did. ST: Where's the "Die Monster"? K: We did thing. H: *H* ST: Oh ... S: sdfsgdfsgdfgsdfgs K: Scroll up homie S: sdfgsdfsgfagfsgdfsgafdas ST: Ok again R: Die monster. monster. monster. You You don't don't belong in this this world world D: It was not by my my hand that I I am once again given flesh FLESH *F L E S H*. I was called here by by humans who wish to pay me tribute. tribute. R: Tribute? Tribute? You You steal steal men's souls souls souls and make make them them your slaves slave slaves D: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions R: Your words are as empty empty as empty your soul oul oul. Mankind ill ill needs a savior such as you D: What is a man? man? man? [glass breaks] A miserable little [glass breaks] pile of secrets secrets ST: gamer D: But [glass breaks] enough talk R: dIe MoNsTeR K: Ugh D: Have at Have- S: hfsadasgdasdfsagsaf D: [sneeze]
Since Dracula was given face and eye flexes, I would like to see a remake of Crasher-Vania... as soon as Medusa from KI: Uprising shows up, because her design matches the description of "snakes in her hair".
It's everything involving the wine glass for me. A second just appearing in Dracula's hand, a giant one in his place on the throne, a pyramid of little ones, to Dracula just _throwing_ them at Richter.
Until the crappy cringe redub ruined it. But the Xbox 360 and PS1 version is best version of this game. Dont bother getting PS4 or PSP version, atleast if you want to experience the beauty of this powerful dub
I literally just finished the Castlevania Netflix series 5 minutes ago for the first time and this is the first video I see in my sub box. I'm not okay.
![Attack on Heavy [SFM TF2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3LrKYy6h9uY/mqdefault.jpg)
When you're having a stroke but you're also in the middle of a dramatic final confrontation with your archenemy and can't show any weakness
And your archenemy is also having a stroke
And are paid actors
This comment might be the Best i’ve seen in years xD
Joebobjon112 no the sad thing is this is how your archenemy is on a good day
Good thing it was apparently contagious in this instance, share the nerve damaging love.
No wonder Alucard stayed asleep, He wasn't prepared for this.
Gas Trooper76 Huh?
Imagine if this happened in the cartoon.
Carmen Sandiego it'd be more interesting then
Alucard: "So you're the one... They call... Shaft... Shaft... Shaft..."
Eeh... I'd argue he was too busy watching Adventure Time in the basement on his 70 inch plasma screen TV.
This whole thing killed me, but the fatal blow was probably Dracula with a whole armful of wine glasses to throw at Richter.
Also, when he says "my hand" and his hand replaces his head and the hand is speaking, amazing
Has a full cellar of the damn things. Crystal too, the good stuff.
The thing that killed me what's when he "fleshed" the toilet.
@@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 that too hahaha fleshhhh
For me it was him pointing at a literal pile of the word 'secrets'. XD
“What is a man? A miserable, little- A pile of secrets!”
*gestures to the pile of secrets*
E-Secrets
@@kao_kaoru gamer.
@@FirstNameLastName-oz5ij But- enough talk!
Behold! A man! - Diogenes, probably
@@slashedheart4256 Have at Have!
Simon came back from the dead just to tell them they skipped a line.
Quadraxis that’s called *DEAD* ication
@@thevengefulone57 badum tsss
To then get shooed
Weird to think about the death of a Belmont.
Yeah Alva has some weird-weird-weird liney metal
And sucks-sucks-S U C C S to fight him
Castlevania, but Richter and Dracula stutter a lot and everyone is a paid actor
🤣
🤣
richter stutters because simon is about to find out what richter did to the family name
@@Minority119 Lol
@@cactaceae378 after defeating dracula he went into a sort of depression because he felt without a purpose as he thought belmonts were only to fight dracula, so that made it easy for him to be slowly manipulated by shaft into resurrecting dracula himself with the idea of beating him again, which didnt happen, and he got possessed
Richter is the reason the belmonts got a negative reputation from the people and had to relinquish the vampire killer to the morris clan in the us for 100 years
I am going to refer to all of my digital files as e-secrets from now on
AYYYY
what is a man?
MAN ? MAN ? *MAN ?*
a P-pile of E-secrets. P stands for ponr.
What a GAMER
I was recently part of a DnD campaign called Curse of Strahd (basically the DnD worlds equivalent to Dracula) and when it was finally time to fight him we tried to recreate this skit (because my DM was about as fond of the joke as I was) unfortunately it just devolved into Strahd pelting the party with wine glasses.
And you win the 'Best comment on this Video' award!
@@HATVAULT Gamer!
Hahahaha, oh yes. That is hilarious. Kinda wish the Strahd in my campaign would do that, but maybe next time!
"WHAT IS A MAN?"
[rolls 2d4]
that's even better tbh
"Your words are as empty
*Empty* as
*E M P T Y* your soul"
SacredGuard that’s my favorite part
420th like
WATCH THE WHOLE THING AT 2X SPEED
-oul
soul
sole
the thing that's throwing me off the most is how good the animation is... like, the expressions and stylized movements are just. fantastic.
So much time and effort when into this shit and it's beutiful
Also the rendering is great
not to mention the funny visual puns...
Yeah the only thing i dont like is richters face he looks too stupid
.
Yo can someone loop Dracula throwing glasses at Richter?
I made it a GIF if you want it
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@@yomama773 thank you!
@@yomama773 Doing God's work.
Yes! Finally!
Keep pressing 1:28
I love that the music sounds like someone trying to play the castlevania music by smacking their face repeatedly on a piano in the general area of the notes...
😂😂😂
They'd have to be banging their head pretty damn hard against that son of a bitch. 😂
@@ChanMan-mm7fe oh yeah, bro's got a concussion at the end but it's worth it
What’s the name of the song?
@@burning_mat5307 I mean, it’s just a screwy version of Vampire Killer
Its a shitty midi conversion. Joel loves that crap
I love how the only line that's normal was "Perhaps the same could be the said of all religions."
*Dracula tips fedora
666
It was the only line said in its entirety
To be fair, it is not wrong either, so I believe it deserved to not get butchered.
@@funkmantim2661 Except it is wrong, so yeah. Congrats on blindly agreeing with a cartoon vampire tho?
“What is a man-man-man? *crash* A miserable little *crash* A pile of secrets-e-secrets.”
"Gamer."
"WUT? *crash* BUT ENOUGH TALK"
@@Flaming_Saturn "HAVE AT HAV-"
jkasdfasdfasdf
*CHEW*
Farhan Gustama Beautiful
“What is a man-man-“
*turns into human effigy*
1:28
"A miserable little-"
*Throws glass at Richter*
A pile of secrets
ESECRETS
gamer.
BUT ENOUGH TALK
bruh
HAVAAAAHAAAA
jksjskdfjslsjdlskskfjsjdncdksksksixjxxhdhdj
chu
--choo
Dracula straight up chucking a glass at Richter's face never fails to make me laugh.
Castlevania, but your disc is scratched
*in the best possible way*
The scratch marks are in the shape of Richter T-Posing
Happend to my Mario 64 Game, that he was glitching all over the place without legs and walk animation
Zelda: I think your disc is dirty
Scratch Mark's on my Gameboy Cartridge
It's like the same comment as mine, but used in a different way.
*Nice*
0:11
I just noticed that Dracula has a giant wine glass filled with FLESH.
The most high class of low class meals.
🗿
@@gungisgrand225 Yo Angelo
@@notalive5479 🔫🗿
hey, we both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
@@imperatorock eh ok
When Dracula sneezes, does saying "Bless you" make him burst into flame?
Underrated comment
He always puts on the special Circlet that absorbs the holy element to protect himself when he's about to say bless you, though unfortunately in later years he lost the Circlet in the castle in the most unfortunate time when the castle changes like the creature of chaos it is.
That point Dracula is forced to be seen as rude in the Christian Server for not saying bless you despite the fact that saying that will cause great harm to him.
Jew
Guessing this is a reference to that episode of MAD on cartoon network?
Micheal Hudgens So to kill Dracula we need to make him read a note that has something along the lines of “bless you” in another language.
"E- Secrets!"
*_gamer_*
"But e- o- Enough talk!"
_D I E M O N S T E R_
@@underheart7 FUCK.
*HAVE AT HAVE-*
@@underheart7 *-CHOO.*
*the_end_of_die_monster.exe*
1:03
If Richter had turned into metal right there, I would've nearly choked.
Enzuronyx STEEL
Why?
@@chypethechilean Steal = Steel, Steel = Metal
Like how he turns into a shoe, Souls = Soles, Soles = Shoes
@@JackFoxtrotEDM Your words ares empty *EMPTY* as *EMPTY*
yoursoul houll houl
Okay, that is a missed opportunity.
I'm so glad Dracula is considerate enough to sneeze into his elbow and not his hand.
But he missed
I mean... he IS a vampire, so...
This aged surprisingly well
@@Xevailo bruh
@@mock-tan981 It was not by his hand hand*
Imagine not belonging in this world
this meme was made by Belmont gang
@@angrycinnabon2956 Nah, just Richter himself
Imagine being called here by humans who wish to pay you tribute.
Imagine being a miserable pile of secrets
@@Someone_Somewhere7 This post was made by Dracula
I love how Richter is animated during the "You steal mens' souls!" part. He's just... absolutely seething with rage. Perfect fit for the audio.
Tis is rage? Or perhaps fear?
0:10
yo we both got buckets of FLESH, wanna do it?
Eh, okay.
kay.
*How Dracula got his wife*
Dracula: “And that’s how YOU got started, my precious little angel!”
Alucard: “Father, I’m literally here to destroy you, wha-“
FLESH
wohoo im invincible!
How to kill Dracula
1. Make him sneeze
2. Say God Bless You
3. Ded
Skelebro: Mary we're doing the thing!
Mary: 👌
*The thing*
Skeleton: *we are gonna do it again*
Knight:Yes we did
*wait why is she a darkwraith*
@@fossilgaming65 Why is the one with the script a Lothric Knight? We may never know
Mary seems pretty chill.
I love how expressive Dracula is
Honestly someone should send this video to Konami. While this is a joke video, the graphics here is pretty good and would be amazing for a 3D Castlevania game, if done right atleast
FLESH
He went to Juilliard
Phantom Blood is different than I remember
Certainly, Za Warudo shows up a lot earlier.
Besides that though I'm satisfied
This might be the closest thing we'll ever get to a Symphony of the Night remaster...
I think it's symphony
@@sympleton7439 fixed it. My bad.
I mean, there is that SotN Hacked project...
People say remaster and go into a fit of rage when they get one because what they really wanted was a ground up remake, not a retexture with bug fixes.
@@DougsDiggers
kind of like the initial reaction to twilight princess HD
Dracule: Flesh flesh FLESH! FLESH!!
Alucard: Please stop dad!
I came here for a recreation of this iconic scene using the Smash Bros. models, but got this instead.
I'm not disappointed.
I feel like this is based on a real life experience of the CD of Symphony of the Night stuttering during the beginning dialogue.
WHAT IS A MAN
MAN
*MAN*
Or a Discord re-creation
Both work
While that would make sense usually because of the way discs worked on the ps1 audio usually completely stops if it stutters or can't be read it really only happened on the ps2 where stuttering was common I remember jak 2 messed up and it was traumatizing
@@wackywoohoopizzaman0173 Geez, man, you really need to learn where and how to end your sentences. Hell, _any_ kind of properly used punctuation would work wonders in regards to making yourself intelligible.
This must feel like a stroke for people who don't know about the Discord meme.
It really does.
I know about the discord meme and it still does
This is a discord meme?
@@shadowfyst997 Yeah there was like this challenge where you and your Discord buddies have to like quote a song or speech without messing up or interrupting each other, but at some point people just said "Fuck it let's keep going even when we mess up." and it turned into a meme.
Can confirm I have no clue what's going on
1:11 The only line that's intact.
Its cus he speaks the truth
Sus
*Tips fedora
@@tristenwilson7030 So Dracula isn't a monster, that wasn't given flesh and like humans isn't a little pile of secrets?
I don't even play rondo of blood but I still freaking love this
Gamer
@SuperWiiBros08 Man you are everywhere. Similar to Just some Guy without a mustache.
This isn't even Rondo of Blood. It's the first level of Symphony of the Night.
@@williamtatum5002 Thanks for not mentioning that user with initials J.Y. as he has shown ableism in the comments of some videos with "autistic screeching" templates.
@@corrinflakes9659 that isn't ableist
1:20 I love how clean him kicking the medical bed was, it got a heavy laugh out of me.
He had an icebag on his head too
That was actually a medical bed
It is VERY important to the plot
”ill”
I just realized this
laughter
The only funny part
notice Dracula lagging out of the throne during the bed kicking
Just noticed the skeleton acquires a Richter head band when it says "Where's the 'die monster'?"
Adam Kampen same XD
H
Now that's what I call DEADication
And here I was thinking it was a Spinal reference. (Spinal from KI)
"When are you gonna run out of bones and fall apart?!"
Dracula explaining that he was brought back by humans to pay him tribute
over the phone
to his scalesona and two different Richters
is my favorite part
I actually think Demon!Dracula is just repeating himself. Could be the tone though.
Some derg: *tRibUtE*
I thought he was on the phone because the humans were "calling" him
Called here by bi humans, even.
*to pay him tribute
Tribute
TRIBUTE
1:39 that feels like six hours
Glass timestamps
0:00 Normal glass
0:08 Double glass
0:10 Bucket glass
0:13 giant background glass
0:48 No glass
1:07 Dracula is glass
1:11 Glass triangle
1:20 large upside down glass
1:24 Normal glass
1:28 armful of glasses
1:32 heat seeking glass
Thank you, i can't find this lyric anywhere XD 👌👌👌
0:19 Dracula's head is glass
Yes. I was looking for this.
Do vampires give off heat?
@@spookstermcbone2772 Not sure. Thought they were like sapient, aristocratic zombies.
This feels like a discord chat trying to do the script word by word
thats because it was. Check the description.
twitter.com/castlegaynias/status/1153689030346903554
@@RealityMasterRogue ... I think that made it 10 times better.
For me at least.
I think that was the point
Scroll up homie
1:28 Ricther: Dude are you ever gonna run out of wine glasses?
Dracula: No, Because I work at the wine glass factory!!!
😆
Nice reference. Thank you, very cool. 👌🏻
Richter: I like chains.
THROW THE HOLY WATER!
Now there's a vintage meme! Exquisite!
Imagine Dracula's fireballs attack, but instead of fireballs, it's wine glasses coming out from his cape
Is this a data-mined cutscene from Smash Ultimate’s story mode?
It’s a deleted cutscene that was removed because it’s majesty was beyond the comprehension of mere mortals like us
@@evanmccrea8431
And Bayonetta couldn't stop trying to fuck half the cast.
Jk, her character is teasing and classy, not slutty but it's pretty funny huh?
No?
Okay then...
Y E S
@@DkKombo *in bayonetta voice* SMASHING
DkXboxer Who could resist a star warrior like Kirby?
It took rewatching this 10 times to realize at the part where Richter is kicking the chair Dracula’s body is stretching hilariously.
same
I have have the other problem. Just now after ... IDK 10 views ... have I noticed him kicking the chair/stretcher. I was always fixated on Dracula
1:19
For posterity
Dracula's annoyed animation on the phone was god tier, shit I laughed so hard bro great work.
That and him throwing wine glasses at Richter need to be gifs
YES THATS THE BEST PART
1:20 I just realized something:
Dracula's doing a freaking Mass Effect: Andromeda reference, isn't he!?
His face is tired
"yoU DOnt BelONG in thIS *WORLD* "
*loud bass boost noise*
"TOKI YO TAMARE"
default dance i see the reference
0:06 Stone ocean reference
0:02
0:46 Here it is
WRYYYYYYY!!!!!
The way he managed to get a skeleton to "mouth" that one "oh..." was amazing XD.
Gotta have a flexible jaw for that kind of dedication.
G A M E R
1:38 What a beautiful duwang
*c h e w*
He actually says Chew
🤣
99JayTaz99 *I AM WOOD*
IS THAT A MOTHFZXKJN JOJO REFERENCE!?!!!!¡!??111
Dracula steals? No dignity!
I feel like whenever Vinny corrupts a game, this is what the game's perspective is
A MISERABLE LITTLE- *Glass breaks*
-A PILE OF SECRETS!
This killed me. Fantastic job, dude.
*"E-SECRETS!"*
_"Gamer"_
*"BUT E-"* _gets hit with glass thrown back at him_ *"-NOUGH TALK,-"*
...
*"DIE MONSTER-"*
This part was the part the broke me.
*"HAVE AT HAVE-"*
[Random jiberish]
"Choo."
I completely broke after that *"HAVE AT HAVE-"* bit, while listening to the original Twitter post weeks ago... I laughed hard enough to start choke-coughing, and then somebody outside the window went "...You OK?".
You- you don't belong in this world-world. *Strikes a Jojo pose and stops time*
The jojo pose was the same as the 3rd time DIO used his stand
T-posing za warudo
@Senhor Samurai hey dude if there's a jojo reference (If you think it isnt check that black and white effect), jojo fans will appear in the comments. It's like going to a rock concert that's hosting multiple artists and getting pissed that there are offspring fans.
Castlevania was pretty much JJBA but without the Joestars, it's the Belmonts and without Dio, there's a demon who can stop time... In Dawn Of Sorrow. .3.
And a clock that can freeze time for five seconds. *Thanks Aidan.* 👌
@@DynoSkrimisher let's not forget the clock in symphony of the night that can stop time for 5 seconds, now
I love the image of Dracula holding a pile of wine glasses and throwing them at Richter one by one.
Dracula's surprised look when he grows a second hand gets me every time
"Belmont are you *seeing* this?!"
I-I-I've re watched this-is video so many times-times-times. To me it just keeps ge-getting funnier by the moment-moment.
MOMENT.
Moment *moment*
this video steals mans souls souls souls!
What a a horrible night night to have a curse CURSE *CURSE*
Dark dark meta-morphosis-sis-sis-SIS!
1:06 Richter's Tabard changes color to match Slave Knight Gael's hood
that is so extra
Bluhman only the best for us
Oh wow didnt even notice and now i apriciate the detail
The toilet *FLESH* made me lose my shit. Absolute FIT of giggles everytime
Same
After you lost your sh** did you *FLESH* it down the toilet?
Given the fact that it was confirmed that the new Netflix Castlevania series will feature Richter Belmont as the main protagonist, and a showdown w Dracula is inevitable, this scene as shown here better be in it or we riot.
Wait, what about Simon? All he wanted was glory and he doesnt even get to be in the show? Thats brutal.
@@mitchellscanga747
Maybe he’ll be in a flashback. And tbh, I understand why they’re skipping Simon. He canonically fought Dracula by himself & the cast of characters bouncing off each other is why the show is so popular to begin with. I’m not saying it couldn’t work, but it’d be one hell of a task.
@@arnahunas4048 When you put it that way it makes sense. Simon would probably be a pretty unlikeable character anyway. Redemption arcs take way too long especially if its the main character.
Wait they’re making another?
@@arnahunas4048 Yeah.
If you treat Super Castlevania 4 and fuckin Haunted Castle as continuations of his story rather than basically retreads of the first, he has a whopping four whole games where he's pretty much solo with no one to bounce off of and immediately going to deal with Dracula's BS.
0:34 _”FAIRYGODPARENTS!”_
My man
Underrated comment
That's basically croker :D
My sides: OHNO.
Too accurate. 😂
I just realised we need a gif of Drac throwing wineglasses from his pile. XD
@Lady Stardust Glorious!
@Lady Stardust Okay so can we also get Simon's face when he says "Dude"?
@Lady Stardust You are a blessing on this internet
@Lady Stardust MVP
What made me laugh in 2009: Actual Jokes
What makes me laugh in 2019: 0:30
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0:34 1:36 😂🤣
Scroll of homey 0:35
H
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1:11 The ONE LINE no one dared to mess up. 😂😂😂
TRUE LIKE, WHY IS THAT THE ONLY ONE THAT'S PERFECT??
Everybody knows that most powerful vampires can generate as many vine glasses as they want, filled with blood or cherry juice based on their preference.
FLESH
Black cherries or Maraschino? Your answer is critical in determining the vampire’s coolness.
@@matthewjones6786 Uhhh, Maraschino sounds tastier!
@@digestiveissue7710 I can respect that. I'm team black cherries myself.
“Perhaps the same can be said of all religions” is just the Dracula equivalent of “Don’t hate the playa hate the game.”
Its the only normal phrase in the entire thing, but true
the reason it's normal is that somebody fucked up in the orignial shitpost and posted more than one word at a time
nah, you will still hate the player even if you hate the game
“You don’t belong in this world” *TOKI YO TO-*
WRYYYYYYYYYYY
I feel so Lost in here
_z a w a r u d o_
*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA*
*ROLLER ROLLA DAAAA*
Soshite toki wa ugokidasu...
There's something about, "Perhaps the same can be said of all religions," being the only line that's completely normal and untouched that really pulls together the chaotic energy.
0:43 You- You- Don- Don't belong- belong in this- this world- world! *ZA WARUDO!*
Rollar roda!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!
cody Wooden *Muda
@@speedchannel7196 oh crap
ROADROLLER DA!!
Lol also Bernadetta is better waifu
1:17: “Empty your soul.”-Richter Belmont
You put a 2 instead of a 1. It should be 1:17
Ommmm ~
👟
👆🏾
Lyrics:
Richter: Die monster. monster. You don't belong in in this world.
Dracula: It It was not by my hand hand that i was once again gain given flesh flesh FLESH *FLESH*. I-
Skeleton: Hey what the f is going on?
Simon: Dude.
ST: Um.
Knight: We skipped one part.
S: Dam.
ST: Oh, are we dong the thing?
S: No, we didn't.
ST: Ok. Mary we are doing the thing.
K: Yes, we did.
ST: Where's the "Die Monster"?
K: We did thing.
H: *H*
ST: Oh ...
S: sdfsgdfsgdfgsdfgs
K: Scroll up homie
S: sdfgsdfsgfagfsgdfsgafdas
ST: Ok again
R: Die monster. monster. monster. You You don't don't belong in this this world world
D: It was not by my my hand that I I am once again given flesh FLESH *F L E S H*. I was called here by by humans who wish to pay me tribute. tribute.
R: Tribute? Tribute? You You steal steal men's souls souls souls and make make them them your slaves slave slaves
D: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions
R: Your words are as empty empty as empty your soul oul oul. Mankind ill ill needs a savior such as you
D: What is a man? man? man? [glass breaks] A miserable little [glass breaks] pile of secrets secrets
ST: gamer
D: But [glass breaks] enough talk
R: dIe MoNsTeR
K: Ugh
D: Have at Have-
S: hfsadasgdasdfsagsaf
D: [sneeze]
Well done
gamer
It's more impressive that this wasn't edited
I'm the 69th like.
_i'm sPeCiAl_
@@Burn_Angel special ed
Dracula on the phone talking about how he was “called here” is on another level
This is unironically the best thing I have seen all month *month* **month**
Since Dracula was given face and eye flexes, I would like to see a remake of Crasher-Vania... as soon as Medusa from KI: Uprising shows up, because her design matches the description of "snakes in her hair".
“Die monster”
Boomers: law mowing stops
They wouldn't mow lawns, they dont want Congress to change!
😆
Yep symphoni of the night was a good game *sips*
Law mowing?
I see a vinesaucer, i hit the meat.
I really need to go to bed...
*Payton Tate uploads*
...Then again, sleep isn’t THAT important.
i cant believe this isnt even a year old yet, if feels like an absolute classic
What do you mean this us 4 YEARS OLD
I love how the people on Discord emphasizes the FLESH word
Did I just... watch an SFM YTP?
Not quite.
It's an SFM of a discord chat :P
@@steeledminer616 Might as well be a ytp
Not just any YTP
*an ART*
Dracula's second hand and the hand coming out of his neck got me.
It's so damn fast and unexpected.
The skeleton popping in and saying "Gamer!" out of nowhere gets me every time.
@@vahlok1426 same here bruh
This is basically how the Castlevania DLC for Vampire Survivors goes.
I just realized that Richter threw a wine glass back at Dracula at the very end XD I love this so much
0:34
C'mon Turner I know you have
FAIRY ODD PARENTS!!
I Can't Unsee It
Omfg it's crocker
I can see that now, and I freakin' LOVE IT!
Amazing
Isvulscavisas 😂🤣😂
"A miserable little-*smashes wine glass against Ritcher's face*"
That part still kills me! Why can't we have that edit in-game! XD
That is a thing though... In I Wanna Be The Guy. Damn that one shot wineglass.
- gets hit with wine glass
*waaDANANANANTANATAAAAAM*
PILE OF SECRETS
E-SECRETS
November 2023 and this is still one of my favorite videos on the internet.
RUclips recommends this to me literally every day and I watch it every time
Same
THE CHOSEN ONES!
Same! And i can't stop watching it every time i see it in my recommendations!
The Symphony of the Night, but it falls apart quickly
The new Bloodstained game looks great.
Glad the dev was given the rights to use Castlevania characters, very cool Konami.
@@connorbeith3232 Koolnami.
Missed opportunity -"You steal men's souls and make them your SLEIGHS".
The "and YOU gotta help us!" Hotel Mario refrence was probably my favorite.
Stand User: Richter Belmont
Stand Name: The World
Finally some who decided to metion this
DIO, God of [ZA WARUDO] Wait THATS bullshit because you also have THE WORLD. Unless it’s the same type then yes.
Freedom Zero64 Alternate World?
Trash Scout Close enough.
Hmm something about that seems incorrect to me.
0:48 OMG the Mine Seagull from Nemo, absolute genius!!
Dracula was the mine seagull from Nemo
"Mine"
0:47 I always lose my shit whenever I see Dracula’s head replaced with his hand
It’s the seagull before it that sends me.
@@OneBiasedOpinion note to self: Dracula is seagull
(no wonder he's so loud)
It's everything involving the wine glass for me.
A second just appearing in Dracula's hand, a giant one in his place on the throne, a pyramid of little ones, to Dracula just _throwing_ them at Richter.
1:28 keep replaying this over and over and you'll get yourself the closest thing to DIO throwing knifes lmao
I can already tell you that this is a Discord transcript
It was. He's got the original audio in the description.
The single greatest video ever made!!!
Until the crappy cringe redub ruined it. But the Xbox 360 and PS1 version is best version of this game. Dont bother getting PS4 or PSP version, atleast if you want to experience the beauty of this powerful dub
Is this something only autistic ppl can enjoy?
0:31 was so smooth i cant stop looking at it
"FLESH" *flushes toilet*
Someone FLESH the toilet; it smells horrible in there!
1:05 - Joseph Joestar’s “Oh my God!” face
1:07 Old man's face
1:07 is a Dark Souls reference
I literally just finished the Castlevania Netflix series 5 minutes ago for the first time and this is the first video I see in my sub box. I'm not okay.
I like the idea that Dracula just has a pile of throwing glasses on hand.