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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @temp_unknown
    @temp_unknown 2 года назад +282

    Hearing the narrators laughing at their own bits makes my day.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад +4

      Well I was going to say something nonsensical, but the bots are already here.

    • @temp_unknown
      @temp_unknown 2 года назад +4

      @@infiniteplanes5775 I wish youtube would do something about them, oh well.

    • @CreepersNeedHugs
      @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +2

      @@temp_unknown RUclips when there's bots putting links to porn websites in comments: *Kalm*
      RUclips when a content creator makes the slightest infraction on their rules: *PANIK*

  • @astridposey
    @astridposey 2 года назад +242

    I love hearing Jack sing, btw. He should do it more!

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад

      Oh he does we just don't see it.

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 года назад +190

    10:55 your concentrate joke was duly noted here. Also, Jack, please do more acapella you're really very talented and that was very cool!

  • @astridposey
    @astridposey 2 года назад +284

    Jesus being a piñata isn't cursed. It makes communion a party!

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 2 года назад +47

    As someone who sings acapella in a school choir that didn’t make me cringe at all. Good job jack you’re a singing wonder

  • @l.mikallieanderson7127
    @l.mikallieanderson7127 2 года назад +77

    Jack: If you didn’t cringe at that, you have no soul
    Me: *I guess I’m a walking cicada shell?*

    • @michealmalloy1934
      @michealmalloy1934 Год назад

      Jack honestly has a great singling voice and voice in general.

  • @MrBitsy
    @MrBitsy 2 года назад +58

    No jack, it didn't make me cringe, i got teary eyes, it was beautiful

  • @threeam3963
    @threeam3963 Год назад +14

    4:15 my parents don't understand English, they only heard the moan without any context 🤡🔫

  • @ahsetal75
    @ahsetal75 2 года назад +46

    PSA: Don't eat spicy food while listening to Jack sings bad acapella. It can result in choking laughter. 😬😂

    • @wm9482
      @wm9482 2 года назад +4

      Bad acapella? I thought it was amazing

    • @Llozstuff
      @Llozstuff 2 года назад +1

      ikr, was about to spit out my beef patty

  • @luckray8594
    @luckray8594 2 года назад +23

    "No one wants to assassinate politicians with swords anymore"
    I'm pretty sure raiden did that twice

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +6

      But Raiden uses electricity. Oh. Not _that_ Raiden.🌩⚡

    • @mountain_hills
      @mountain_hills 2 года назад +1

      @@zimmygirl777 which one? Raiden means thunder if im correct

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +5

      @@mountain_hills Yeah. Raiden. That guy with lightning. Also, he has a cool hat.🌩⚡

  • @Zenithsh
    @Zenithsh 2 года назад +10

    This subreddits is the best thing I love this cruse humor

  • @binkonio
    @binkonio 2 года назад +48

    The doctor packs it in the juice barrel and ships it to some poor soul

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +1

      No! No! Petland isn't selling rats! The chihuahua puppies are NOT rats! Petland isn't selling rats!😾🐶

    • @the.4831
      @the.4831 2 года назад

      *TOTALLY NOT CHIHUAHUA PEE! IT'S RAT PEE!*

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +1

      @@the.4831 Petland's chihuahua puppies are not rats! They're not selling rats at Petland!😾🐶

    • @the.4831
      @the.4831 2 года назад

      *monkey piss.*

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +1

      @warpy It's bad enough they get their dogs from puppy mills. Then what they're selling as puppies might not be dogs.😾🐶

  • @fishstic105
    @fishstic105 2 года назад +28

    r/Holup and r/cursedcomments in one day, the dopamine is rushing in

    • @anthonyr.9605
      @anthonyr.9605 2 года назад +2

      The sweet duo. The other one I like is r/facepalm + r/confidentlyincorrect

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 2 года назад +33

    fun fact: in Swedish, a kangaroos pouch shares its name with The 🅱️allsack

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 2 года назад +7

    @3:49: Those 10 minutes were appreciated cause I did a small dance along to the tune in my chair (while eating dinner) and enjoyed the song immensely. :) ENCORE!!

  • @rw3422
    @rw3422 2 года назад +7

    Ah yes, the five chaos gods, khorne, nurgel, slaanesh, tzeench and gritty

  • @barelyrayssa9808
    @barelyrayssa9808 2 года назад +20

    9:47 That's were you're partially wrong. In 2018 someone managed to stob Bolsonaro with a knife. Now, I know it wasn't a sword and he didn't die, but he's got the spirit. Also his words served as great foreshadowing.

  • @Grab130
    @Grab130 2 года назад +5

    Please do more of these they are my favorite and most of the audiences favorite

  • @kahlesskronos2721
    @kahlesskronos2721 2 года назад +12

    that moray eel bit was awesome!

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +2

      The puns are cursed.👻👽

    • @kahlesskronos2721
      @kahlesskronos2721 2 года назад +1

      @@zimmygirl777 yes and i love it. i got one for you the kardashians have so much plastic in them its making the baby turtles jealous!

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +2

      @@kahlesskronos2721 Bad puns are what's really cursed. I bet even hyenas would groan and they always laugh. Terrible puns are what's actually cursed.🤦‍♀👻

    • @kahlesskronos2721
      @kahlesskronos2721 2 года назад

      @@zimmygirl777 true i agree i get them every day from my father!

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 2 года назад +1

      @@kahlesskronos2721 Bad puns. I bet even hyenas would groan.🤦‍♀👻

  • @rhthehuman866
    @rhthehuman866 2 года назад +6

    10:25
    This is a reference to DanTDM's character Dr Trayaurus, which now cannot exist in modern versions due to the village and pillage update. So this post is suggesting a feature to have the ability to give him that texture by renaming a villager to Dr Trayaurus.

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 2 года назад +16

    If you're tired of your syrup being soaked up by the pancakes, try using motor oil. That will not get soaked up.

  • @lemao851
    @lemao851 2 года назад +7

    6:24 That joke is just glorious

  • @lydiajulianprower8356
    @lydiajulianprower8356 2 года назад +3

    3:12 The fact you sounded like Roz during that makes it worse.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 года назад +20

    Petition to have Jack do all the cursed comments? He leans into all the dark jokes and I love it 😂

  • @jerricaleonard2123
    @jerricaleonard2123 2 года назад +3

    The one thing you got right about Bonmucho is that he's cranky.

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 2 года назад +5

    I've always thought the bishop in chess looked like grover, the Muppet.

  • @thomasfoster4370
    @thomasfoster4370 2 года назад +17

    when the abyss just stares back and you feel like a snack, that's a moray.
    when you suddenly just wish you weren't a tiny fish, that's a moray.
    when the hole in the reef all of a sudden bares its teeth, that's a moray.
    when an eel has a beef with the whole fuckin' reef, that's a moray.
    please post more lines below.

    • @dinodanaa
      @dinodanaa 2 года назад +3

      when a 'snake' slithers by, and you suddenly die? that's a moray :)

    • @jimitresmith6945
      @jimitresmith6945 2 года назад +2

      when you suddenly smell the dead souls of hell, that's a moray (going dark for the theme)

    • @ratratguy
      @ratratguy 2 года назад +2

      When you get the cereal but there is no milk, that’s a moray

    • @mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056
      @mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056 2 года назад +1

      When you just felt a thump, then next you felt a CHOMP!
      That's a moray

    • @psychicgibbons3354
      @psychicgibbons3354 2 года назад +1

      When you’re underwater
      And you get slaughtered
      That a moray

  • @46bigguys
    @46bigguys Год назад +3

    Jack is so underrated hes hilarious

  • @VortexBH
    @VortexBH 2 года назад +29

    Loving the work you put into the videos, keep it up!

    • @plasticsugar1326
      @plasticsugar1326 2 года назад +1

      @margaretha 1 no

    • @avi-iz6md
      @avi-iz6md 2 года назад

      @@plasticsugar1326
      chill it's a bot

    • @amyoofington5
      @amyoofington5 2 года назад +2

      @@avi-iz6md they literally said “no” how is that not being chill? 💀

    • @avi-iz6md
      @avi-iz6md 2 года назад

      @@amyoofington5
      i dunno how to communicate wot do u expect
      :D

    • @amyoofington5
      @amyoofington5 2 года назад +2

      @@avi-iz6md it’s fine no worries lol

  • @Ivan-yw5io
    @Ivan-yw5io 2 года назад +4

    I applaud your amazing chorus, it is not cringe worthy, it is a masterpiece, why do we not have similar things on the radio?

  • @yourmom-xg7of
    @yourmom-xg7of 2 года назад +4

    The moray song made me laugh, we need a full version of it.

  • @geenajean
    @geenajean Год назад +2

    that faucet made me cough and gag

  • @MxShadow8
    @MxShadow8 2 года назад +3

    I have learned I have no soul

  • @NolanTheRod
    @NolanTheRod 2 года назад +4

    The first one: so, i have to do it with a more epic version of me?

    • @NolanTheRod
      @NolanTheRod 2 года назад

      @margaretha 1 go away. weird bot.

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine 2 года назад +5

    9:10 That's just, wow. He's a badass dude

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 2 года назад +13

    My man, I can only cringe when someone is doing something socially stupid. This is your job. I have common decency.

  • @MojaMan25
    @MojaMan25 6 месяцев назад +2

    7:53 Oh no the evil mochu crauzy guy man from looking fror rock oh noo

  • @Xross420
    @Xross420 2 года назад +72

    I’m not the only one who thinks you’d sound like certain Undertale characters right? lol

    • @sillysquibss
      @sillysquibss 2 года назад +8

      The first sentence reminds me of grillby

    • @karll0424
      @karll0424 2 года назад +5

      We've got the music, atleast

    • @LowkeyHyped
      @LowkeyHyped 2 года назад +4

      Sans?

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 года назад +4

      @@LowkeyHyped idk tbh

    • @joshbennett5527
      @joshbennett5527 2 года назад +4

      Lancer/papyrus for me :p

  • @SephtisSizent
    @SephtisSizent 2 года назад +2

    I loved the acapella bit, it made me grin like an idiot

  • @nicolocetto
    @nicolocetto 2 года назад +4

    8:56 do not look it up PLEASE
    Especially if you are sensibile to lots of blood

  • @alice_weirddom
    @alice_weirddom 7 месяцев назад +2

    6:02 what was that sound-
    🪑

  • @Chill_Bell
    @Chill_Bell 2 года назад +3

    The first post:
    Me: I will never see humor the same again

  • @cmat911
    @cmat911 2 года назад +5

    3:20
    When the bite's geting worse and you're hours from a nurse, that's a moray
    Let's start a chain :))

    • @cmat911
      @cmat911 2 года назад +4

      When it ends all your lives with 2 jaws, sharp as knifes, that's a moray

    • @CorruptedNPC_000
      @CorruptedNPC_000 Год назад +1

      ​@@cmat911 sorry I can't seem to be able to continue it but i loved every moment of it.😅

    • @cmat911
      @cmat911 Год назад +1

      @@CorruptedNPC_000 oh, thank you! oh my gosh this is such an old and cringe comment 💀 is it okay with you if I take it down??

    • @CorruptedNPC_000
      @CorruptedNPC_000 Год назад +1

      @@cmat911 do what you want it's yours after all just remember I'll miss it.🍻

    • @cmat911
      @cmat911 Год назад +1

      @@CorruptedNPC_000 okay, thank you :) I’ll keep it up because it made someone happy :]

  • @Hypnobard6115
    @Hypnobard6115 Год назад +1

    I like how Jack only moaned when there was also loud sharting sounds, smart lad

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire Год назад +1

    The funny thing is, that was a pretty good acapella, like... had the rhythm, the right tone and everything. Well played Jack.

  • @Milanin8
    @Milanin8 2 года назад +11

    The Steve part is the only thing that made me cringe of that whole Singing bit.

  • @Super_Panda_BS
    @Super_Panda_BS 2 года назад +19

    I am reeeeeally curious and probably gonna regret asking… but I’ve no idea who that “Internet couple” is/was with the kid… who they be? Or are they just that cursed?

    • @alfajotun2664
      @alfajotun2664 2 года назад +2

      Same! I don't have Tik tok and never will, but I am curious about the couple too, though

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 2 года назад +2

      Are they the one couple with the dozen kids that they were abusing for Tiktok or something?

    • @undercreeper2852
      @undercreeper2852 2 года назад

      @@Astronomicat117 whats the name of that one?

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 2 года назад

      @@undercreeper2852 I don’t remember unfortunately, but I know they’re on Tiktok and RUclips-
      There’s a lot of callout videos on them though

    • @bigconfusion2360
      @bigconfusion2360 2 года назад

      @@Astronomicat117 they didn't abuse their kids, the couple has a 37 year old age gap

  • @Inuvictus
    @Inuvictus 2 года назад +4

    The Devils Tango with my self? Okay.

    • @graysoncromley8471
      @graysoncromley8471 2 года назад

      Me too. But me and my clone would probably just look at each other like we are a confused meatball

  • @thegreatstoneddragon9432
    @thegreatstoneddragon9432 2 года назад +4

    5:49
    "Queen, you are a woman and therefore have boob head."
    *Spittake*

  • @skirpyDerp
    @skirpyDerp 9 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact: chihuahuas are closer to demons than dogs

  • @jstarv104
    @jstarv104 2 года назад +2

    I wonder what it says about me that this is my favorite Subreddit to watch at EmKay

  • @theseasongod6405
    @theseasongod6405 Год назад +1

    "Get ready to be checkmated~"

  • @YukiSaiko
    @YukiSaiko 2 года назад +2

    "Multiple hands arround the house"
    -yoshikage kira

  • @felipemadrid9369
    @felipemadrid9369 2 года назад +3

    0:27 factchecked
    Turns out it's not true

  • @benplocica3790
    @benplocica3790 2 года назад +5

    Actually the characters in Winnie the pooh are based on different emotions and characteristics. Piglet for instance is based on nervousness.

  • @Ryu1478
    @Ryu1478 Год назад +2

    7:29 Israel RUclips is confusing💀💀

  • @LowkeyHyped
    @LowkeyHyped 2 года назад +4

    8:21 damn I just got April Fool'd

  • @starlight846
    @starlight846 Год назад +3

    3:44 no jack, it didn’t make me cringe it made me laugh

  • @Fornicis91
    @Fornicis91 2 года назад +2

    Make me cringe.... When your down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...that's a moray!

  • @RichieGonzales_28
    @RichieGonzales_28 2 года назад +3

    3:38 I hate to be that guy but it’s spelled amore
    I love that song

  • @Sweetandpsycho932
    @Sweetandpsycho932 Год назад +2

    "what's red and bad for your teeth?"
    me: bleeding gums.
    random guy: demon stuff
    person who asked: a brick
    me: why would you even put a brick in your mouth?

  • @Trainboi1983
    @Trainboi1983 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:54 Winnie:thy will be done (very evil demonic laugh)

  • @huxleyleigh4856
    @huxleyleigh4856 2 года назад +5

    1:46 godrick the grafted be like:

  • @_KiraDoge_
    @_KiraDoge_ 2 года назад +2

    The last part of 3:19 got me lol
    Also, GO JACK >:DDDDD

  • @Brandon9776
    @Brandon9776 2 года назад +1

    so thats why the doctor was drinking lemonade at my appointment

  • @carsonleslie2984
    @carsonleslie2984 2 года назад +5

    A hurse is literally just an Uber for dead people

  • @klarastarboom
    @klarastarboom 2 года назад +1

    3:18 what a beautiful song👏👏👏

  • @gachaiscrapsoisthecomunity6395
    @gachaiscrapsoisthecomunity6395 2 года назад +1

    "if you dont cringe you have no soul"
    guess I have no soul
    ..also I was jamming out

  • @WolfyGG69
    @WolfyGG69 2 года назад +1

    4:12 i freaking died dude, i was watching this in class with my airpods, i almost bursted of laughter. I would’ve been doomed, i don’t even know how i hold myself from laughing.

  • @WishGender
    @WishGender 2 года назад +2

    i looked up the bear attack and now i'm never going back to the smoky mountains, no matter how much i miss them

    • @themoonchild7302
      @themoonchild7302 2 года назад +1

      How did he even survive- his whole entire face was practically gone

  • @SuperHotMan1000
    @SuperHotMan1000 2 года назад +1

    When the computer stops lagging: 0:39

  • @czesio9448
    @czesio9448 2 года назад +2

    00:55 new disturbing video: "2 hampsters 1 cage"

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 2 года назад +2

      This got on r/cursedcomments, and it could be in EmKay's next video about the subreddit.

  • @CapzMorgan
    @CapzMorgan 2 года назад +5

    Your vids always make my day

  • @Littlegopnik
    @Littlegopnik 2 года назад +1

    That first one 💀✋

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy 2 года назад +1

    A solution to the money making from thin air but needing to unalive people to do so: just unalive murderers or criminals

  • @UnKnown-hf4mi
    @UnKnown-hf4mi 5 месяцев назад +1

    Winnie the pooh? More like… Winnie the sadist😂

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 Год назад +3

    Jack singing bits
    0:38
    3:20
    10:26
    11:40

  • @OreoSmithOfficial
    @OreoSmithOfficial 2 года назад +1

    Willy Wonka is just a children's version of Saw.

  • @aaliyahbalkaran
    @aaliyahbalkaran Год назад +1

    3:19 im not cringing ,that was amazing

  • @themightypotatodevourer
    @themightypotatodevourer 2 года назад

    All the rhyming clips are too perfect

  • @bdabomber6502
    @bdabomber6502 Год назад +6

    2:17 WHO IS THE COUPLE?!?!?! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME

    • @Mn_frost
      @Mn_frost Год назад +2

      i will look

    • @Mn_frost
      @Mn_frost Год назад +2

      Apparently. Those two are obsessed with having a kid, and that lady is 62 the guys 17

  • @matthewelliott7111
    @matthewelliott7111 2 года назад +4

    7:55 why that pickle have the hitler moustache

  • @Darklord29999
    @Darklord29999 2 года назад +1

    0:01
    me; Oh shit ,oh fuck oh shit
    Dark; THE FUCK IS A DEVILS TANGO!?

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 2 года назад +1

    So I asked google "Is it safe to got though carwash naked?"
    Google; there no features stopping you from walking right in.
    Me: I'm not hearing a no.
    Google: I'm not saying a yes.

  • @quokka_yt
    @quokka_yt 2 года назад +1

    7:26 Yooo that's my language in the screenshot!

  • @raiderjohn9950
    @raiderjohn9950 2 года назад +1

    When he does the moray song and says if you didn't cring you have no soul
    How did he know i was a ginger?!

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy 2 года назад +1

    9:14 i searched this up on reddit
    *everything but his left eye was basically nothing and the second image he looks normal apart from his right eye*

  • @castle-chan
    @castle-chan 2 года назад +1

    Didn't expect to see LocoRoco mentioned anywhere let alone a cursed comments vid

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer Год назад +1

    That bit with the moray eel *did* make me cringe. I almost ended either going back to the homepage on RUclips or muting the video for that part.

  • @Error-xl3ty
    @Error-xl3ty 2 года назад

    That moray song was amazing I love it

  • @samjason1840
    @samjason1840 2 года назад +1

    3:24 is literally my favorite part-

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 2 года назад +2

    I... apparently. Have no soul.

  • @Ryu1478
    @Ryu1478 Год назад +3

    7:38 smah

  • @rat_mikey
    @rat_mikey 2 года назад +1

    every time I see chihuahua slander I bite another child and blame it on a pitbull.

  • @hamburger_liquidator00212
    @hamburger_liquidator00212 2 года назад

    When an eel bites off your finger and after it will still linger that's a moray!

  • @Fruityflootloops
    @Fruityflootloops 2 года назад

    Fancy rats are a lot nicer than your average chihuahua lol

  • @LuisHenrique-lx8vo
    @LuisHenrique-lx8vo 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact;The man in the Thumbnail its the Most Handsome man in Brazil

  • @blackace6057
    @blackace6057 2 года назад +3

    I miss the other 3

  • @JustCallMeDullp
    @JustCallMeDullp 2 года назад +2

    3:19 I want that song on Spotify lol

  • @ROOTBEERMAN091
    @ROOTBEERMAN091 2 года назад

    3:50 I guess I have no soul *LAUGHS IN GERMAN*