@@temp_unknown RUclips when there's bots putting links to porn websites in comments: *Kalm* RUclips when a content creator makes the slightest infraction on their rules: *PANIK*
@3:49: Those 10 minutes were appreciated cause I did a small dance along to the tune in my chair (while eating dinner) and enjoyed the song immensely. :) ENCORE!!
9:47 That's were you're partially wrong. In 2018 someone managed to stob Bolsonaro with a knife. Now, I know it wasn't a sword and he didn't die, but he's got the spirit. Also his words served as great foreshadowing.
@@kahlesskronos2721 Bad puns are what's really cursed. I bet even hyenas would groan and they always laugh. Terrible puns are what's actually cursed.🤦♀👻
10:25 This is a reference to DanTDM's character Dr Trayaurus, which now cannot exist in modern versions due to the village and pillage update. So this post is suggesting a feature to have the ability to give him that texture by renaming a villager to Dr Trayaurus.
when the abyss just stares back and you feel like a snack, that's a moray. when you suddenly just wish you weren't a tiny fish, that's a moray. when the hole in the reef all of a sudden bares its teeth, that's a moray. when an eel has a beef with the whole fuckin' reef, that's a moray. please post more lines below.
I am reeeeeally curious and probably gonna regret asking… but I’ve no idea who that “Internet couple” is/was with the kid… who they be? Or are they just that cursed?
"what's red and bad for your teeth?" me: bleeding gums. random guy: demon stuff person who asked: a brick me: why would you even put a brick in your mouth?
4:12 i freaking died dude, i was watching this in class with my airpods, i almost bursted of laughter. I would’ve been doomed, i don’t even know how i hold myself from laughing.
So I asked google "Is it safe to got though carwash naked?" Google; there no features stopping you from walking right in. Me: I'm not hearing a no. Google: I'm not saying a yes.
Hearing the narrators laughing at their own bits makes my day.
Well I was going to say something nonsensical, but the bots are already here.
@@infiniteplanes5775 I wish youtube would do something about them, oh well.
@@temp_unknown RUclips when there's bots putting links to porn websites in comments: *Kalm*
RUclips when a content creator makes the slightest infraction on their rules: *PANIK*
I love hearing Jack sing, btw. He should do it more!
Oh he does we just don't see it.
10:55 your concentrate joke was duly noted here. Also, Jack, please do more acapella you're really very talented and that was very cool!
inb4 Jack becomes a music youtuber
OMG! So subtle!
Jesus being a piñata isn't cursed. It makes communion a party!
r/cursedcomments
great to feed the poor.
r/blursedcomments
Party + bat = the Bible being 15x shorter.
Am I a terrible Christian for laughing at this?
As someone who sings acapella in a school choir that didn’t make me cringe at all. Good job jack you’re a singing wonder
Jack: If you didn’t cringe at that, you have no soul
Me: *I guess I’m a walking cicada shell?*
Jack honestly has a great singling voice and voice in general.
No jack, it didn't make me cringe, i got teary eyes, it was beautiful
4:15 my parents don't understand English, they only heard the moan without any context 🤡🔫
PSA: Don't eat spicy food while listening to Jack sings bad acapella. It can result in choking laughter. 😬😂
Bad acapella? I thought it was amazing
ikr, was about to spit out my beef patty
"No one wants to assassinate politicians with swords anymore"
I'm pretty sure raiden did that twice
But Raiden uses electricity. Oh. Not _that_ Raiden.🌩⚡
@@zimmygirl777 which one? Raiden means thunder if im correct
@@mountain_hills Yeah. Raiden. That guy with lightning. Also, he has a cool hat.🌩⚡
This subreddits is the best thing I love this cruse humor
The doctor packs it in the juice barrel and ships it to some poor soul
No! No! Petland isn't selling rats! The chihuahua puppies are NOT rats! Petland isn't selling rats!😾🐶
*TOTALLY NOT CHIHUAHUA PEE! IT'S RAT PEE!*
@@the.4831 Petland's chihuahua puppies are not rats! They're not selling rats at Petland!😾🐶
*monkey piss.*
@warpy It's bad enough they get their dogs from puppy mills. Then what they're selling as puppies might not be dogs.😾🐶
r/Holup and r/cursedcomments in one day, the dopamine is rushing in
The sweet duo. The other one I like is r/facepalm + r/confidentlyincorrect
fun fact: in Swedish, a kangaroos pouch shares its name with The 🅱️allsack
The allsack
Bow before it
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 the sack of all beings
@@freezytimerx2v the sack of all that exists
@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 the sack of the multiverse
@3:49: Those 10 minutes were appreciated cause I did a small dance along to the tune in my chair (while eating dinner) and enjoyed the song immensely. :) ENCORE!!
Ah yes, the five chaos gods, khorne, nurgel, slaanesh, tzeench and gritty
9:47 That's were you're partially wrong. In 2018 someone managed to stob Bolsonaro with a knife. Now, I know it wasn't a sword and he didn't die, but he's got the spirit. Also his words served as great foreshadowing.
stob
Please do more of these they are my favorite and most of the audiences favorite
that moray eel bit was awesome!
The puns are cursed.👻👽
@@zimmygirl777 yes and i love it. i got one for you the kardashians have so much plastic in them its making the baby turtles jealous!
@@kahlesskronos2721 Bad puns are what's really cursed. I bet even hyenas would groan and they always laugh. Terrible puns are what's actually cursed.🤦♀👻
@@zimmygirl777 true i agree i get them every day from my father!
@@kahlesskronos2721 Bad puns. I bet even hyenas would groan.🤦♀👻
10:25
This is a reference to DanTDM's character Dr Trayaurus, which now cannot exist in modern versions due to the village and pillage update. So this post is suggesting a feature to have the ability to give him that texture by renaming a villager to Dr Trayaurus.
If you're tired of your syrup being soaked up by the pancakes, try using motor oil. That will not get soaked up.
6:24 That joke is just glorious
3:12 The fact you sounded like Roz during that makes it worse.
Petition to have Jack do all the cursed comments? He leans into all the dark jokes and I love it 😂
The one thing you got right about Bonmucho is that he's cranky.
I've always thought the bishop in chess looked like grover, the Muppet.
when the abyss just stares back and you feel like a snack, that's a moray.
when you suddenly just wish you weren't a tiny fish, that's a moray.
when the hole in the reef all of a sudden bares its teeth, that's a moray.
when an eel has a beef with the whole fuckin' reef, that's a moray.
please post more lines below.
when a 'snake' slithers by, and you suddenly die? that's a moray :)
when you suddenly smell the dead souls of hell, that's a moray (going dark for the theme)
When you get the cereal but there is no milk, that’s a moray
When you just felt a thump, then next you felt a CHOMP!
That's a moray
When you’re underwater
And you get slaughtered
That a moray
Jack is so underrated hes hilarious
Loving the work you put into the videos, keep it up!
@margaretha 1 no
@@plasticsugar1326
chill it's a bot
@@avi-iz6md they literally said “no” how is that not being chill? 💀
@@amyoofington5
i dunno how to communicate wot do u expect
:D
@@avi-iz6md it’s fine no worries lol
I applaud your amazing chorus, it is not cringe worthy, it is a masterpiece, why do we not have similar things on the radio?
The moray song made me laugh, we need a full version of it.
that faucet made me cough and gag
I have learned I have no soul
The first one: so, i have to do it with a more epic version of me?
@margaretha 1 go away. weird bot.
9:10 That's just, wow. He's a badass dude
My man, I can only cringe when someone is doing something socially stupid. This is your job. I have common decency.
7:53 Oh no the evil mochu crauzy guy man from looking fror rock oh noo
I’m not the only one who thinks you’d sound like certain Undertale characters right? lol
The first sentence reminds me of grillby
We've got the music, atleast
Sans?
@@LowkeyHyped idk tbh
Lancer/papyrus for me :p
I loved the acapella bit, it made me grin like an idiot
8:56 do not look it up PLEASE
Especially if you are sensibile to lots of blood
6:02 what was that sound-
🪑
The first post:
Me: I will never see humor the same again
3:20
When the bite's geting worse and you're hours from a nurse, that's a moray
Let's start a chain :))
When it ends all your lives with 2 jaws, sharp as knifes, that's a moray
@@cmat911 sorry I can't seem to be able to continue it but i loved every moment of it.😅
@@CorruptedNPC_000 oh, thank you! oh my gosh this is such an old and cringe comment 💀 is it okay with you if I take it down??
@@cmat911 do what you want it's yours after all just remember I'll miss it.🍻
@@CorruptedNPC_000 okay, thank you :) I’ll keep it up because it made someone happy :]
I like how Jack only moaned when there was also loud sharting sounds, smart lad
The funny thing is, that was a pretty good acapella, like... had the rhythm, the right tone and everything. Well played Jack.
The Steve part is the only thing that made me cringe of that whole Singing bit.
I am reeeeeally curious and probably gonna regret asking… but I’ve no idea who that “Internet couple” is/was with the kid… who they be? Or are they just that cursed?
Same! I don't have Tik tok and never will, but I am curious about the couple too, though
Are they the one couple with the dozen kids that they were abusing for Tiktok or something?
@@Astronomicat117 whats the name of that one?
@@undercreeper2852 I don’t remember unfortunately, but I know they’re on Tiktok and RUclips-
There’s a lot of callout videos on them though
@@Astronomicat117 they didn't abuse their kids, the couple has a 37 year old age gap
The Devils Tango with my self? Okay.
Me too. But me and my clone would probably just look at each other like we are a confused meatball
5:49
"Queen, you are a woman and therefore have boob head."
*Spittake*
Fun fact: chihuahuas are closer to demons than dogs
I wonder what it says about me that this is my favorite Subreddit to watch at EmKay
"Get ready to be checkmated~"
"Multiple hands arround the house"
-yoshikage kira
0:27 factchecked
Turns out it's not true
Actually the characters in Winnie the pooh are based on different emotions and characteristics. Piglet for instance is based on nervousness.
7:29 Israel RUclips is confusing💀💀
8:21 damn I just got April Fool'd
3:44 no jack, it didn’t make me cringe it made me laugh
I agree
Make me cringe.... When your down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...that's a moray!
3:38 I hate to be that guy but it’s spelled amore
I love that song
"what's red and bad for your teeth?"
me: bleeding gums.
random guy: demon stuff
person who asked: a brick
me: why would you even put a brick in your mouth?
2:54 Winnie:thy will be done (very evil demonic laugh)
1:46 godrick the grafted be like:
You rite
💀💀
The last part of 3:19 got me lol
Also, GO JACK >:DDDDD
so thats why the doctor was drinking lemonade at my appointment
A hurse is literally just an Uber for dead people
*husre
3:18 what a beautiful song👏👏👏
"if you dont cringe you have no soul"
guess I have no soul
..also I was jamming out
4:12 i freaking died dude, i was watching this in class with my airpods, i almost bursted of laughter. I would’ve been doomed, i don’t even know how i hold myself from laughing.
i looked up the bear attack and now i'm never going back to the smoky mountains, no matter how much i miss them
How did he even survive- his whole entire face was practically gone
When the computer stops lagging: 0:39
00:55 new disturbing video: "2 hampsters 1 cage"
This got on r/cursedcomments, and it could be in EmKay's next video about the subreddit.
Your vids always make my day
That first one 💀✋
A solution to the money making from thin air but needing to unalive people to do so: just unalive murderers or criminals
Winnie the pooh? More like… Winnie the sadist😂
Jack singing bits
0:38
3:20
10:26
11:40
Willy Wonka is just a children's version of Saw.
3:19 im not cringing ,that was amazing
All the rhyming clips are too perfect
2:17 WHO IS THE COUPLE?!?!?! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME
i will look
Apparently. Those two are obsessed with having a kid, and that lady is 62 the guys 17
7:55 why that pickle have the hitler moustache
I have no idea why Bonmucho has that mustache.
0:01
me; Oh shit ,oh fuck oh shit
Dark; THE FUCK IS A DEVILS TANGO!?
So I asked google "Is it safe to got though carwash naked?"
Google; there no features stopping you from walking right in.
Me: I'm not hearing a no.
Google: I'm not saying a yes.
7:26 Yooo that's my language in the screenshot!
When he does the moray song and says if you didn't cring you have no soul
How did he know i was a ginger?!
9:14 i searched this up on reddit
*everything but his left eye was basically nothing and the second image he looks normal apart from his right eye*
Didn't expect to see LocoRoco mentioned anywhere let alone a cursed comments vid
Much less fanart of one of its characters.
That bit with the moray eel *did* make me cringe. I almost ended either going back to the homepage on RUclips or muting the video for that part.
That moray song was amazing I love it
3:24 is literally my favorite part-
I... apparently. Have no soul.
7:38 smah
every time I see chihuahua slander I bite another child and blame it on a pitbull.
When an eel bites off your finger and after it will still linger that's a moray!
Fancy rats are a lot nicer than your average chihuahua lol
Fun fact;The man in the Thumbnail its the Most Handsome man in Brazil
I miss the other 3
3:19 I want that song on Spotify lol
3:50 I guess I have no soul *LAUGHS IN GERMAN*