Probably The Worst Fantasy Game I’ve Ever Played

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  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 7 месяцев назад +48

    -Isn't he a pirate?
    -No, he's a business man.
    "What's the difference?" XD

    • @aerialmacaroon6312
      @aerialmacaroon6312 7 месяцев назад +1

      One has good pr and fashion sense and some morales and other is just a person out of a story

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 5 месяцев назад

      @@aerialmacaroon6312 Right, pirates have much better morality, dress, and public perception than filthy capitalists.
      Long live Yemen

  • @RageUnchained
    @RageUnchained 7 месяцев назад +24

    I love the way you talk. You always sound so joyful man. Thanks for all the free content to consume, been going thru it and this stuff helps me a lot.

  • @N7mudkip
    @N7mudkip 7 месяцев назад +15

    My weight fluctuates. Sometimes in 180, sometimes I’m 195. I eat well and exercise often. 10 years ago I was 210. I don’t like pictures of that “me” but it’s still me. And that’s okay.
    So don’t worry about it, we love you regardless of how you look. And your videos are the best regardless.

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, we love and care about you, F%#@ those other guys!

  • @pancheezey
    @pancheezey 7 месяцев назад +36

    "Is Ultima always an isekai?" Had me rolling lmaooo. Another great vid dude!!

  • @GmanTheTank
    @GmanTheTank 7 месяцев назад +18

    I like the janky art style in this era of games. It's a shame this game plays like so badly and the story is trash.

  • @thew0rm105
    @thew0rm105 7 месяцев назад +23

    Thanks for acknowledging the Romani existing and not using the slur. Lol. I think more people are starting to get it but dude I’ve had to correct so many people not to say they got “gyp’d” and them genuinely not knowing it’s a slur still.

  • @Chinothebad
    @Chinothebad 7 месяцев назад +9

    I remember buying this at a thrift store for two bucks back when a vending machine would of given me a coke for one dollar. Those two bucks would of been better spent on a sugary drink that didn't give me a headache compared to Ultima 9.
    Edit: I also forgot to mention that doing the virtue class quiz gave me the shepherd class which just gives you the hooked stick that's normally used for sheep. I had to kill the first human enemy in Britannia by spamming the crappy rock spell. Clerics I assume got some good spell for healing or something better than a giant stick or are nominally less screwed than sheepherders.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +1

      man that's crazy.

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheCantinaChannel The real crazy part was playing the game back then even after knowing how bad it was from reading about it and watching a video game entertainer play it and cursed it on all its flaws.
      And I gave up after spamming weak rocks and reaching the castle just from how not fun it all was.

  • @mdstevens0612
    @mdstevens0612 7 месяцев назад +5

    Old PC games are either a janky mess that hides some actually sophisticated and interesting systems that modern games can and should learn from, or they're a janky mess so borderline unplayable that you start to question if you even like videogames.

  • @thefoxoflaurels3437
    @thefoxoflaurels3437 7 месяцев назад +3

    My grandmother is Romani. People still think that word is okay

  • @LordXerus
    @LordXerus 7 месяцев назад +6

    I have fond memories of this game. It was the first Ultima game I actually owned rather than playing at a friend’s house. I enjoyed the hell out of it. It really bothered me that that guy, what was his name (Stooly?) Complained about it so hard that he got to be friends with Richard Garriott and visit his castle and stuff. What a crybaby.

    • @LordXerus
      @LordXerus 7 месяцев назад

      Oh, I remember now, Ultima 8: Pagan came before this one, and was dark and intriguing. It was the last isometric view game, but had less typical story. Atmospheric as heck, but the gameplay fell apart at the end. Worth a look if you’ve got the time.

  • @GameBoy-xx2zz
    @GameBoy-xx2zz 7 месяцев назад +7

    I think you don't have the movies installed, that's why it went from shrine of Humility directly to the underwater city of the gargoyles.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +2

      Wtf there are supposed to be movies. This is what EAs crap launcher gave me

    • @digitaldevil696
      @digitaldevil696 7 месяцев назад

      Lmao, I legit forgot that there was an era in gaming where certain games required you to install the movies for cutscenes to function properly

  • @robertpallier376
    @robertpallier376 7 месяцев назад +4

    honestly I noticed the weight changes although I mean more so from curiosity than any intention to harm but 90% of people that will comment wont bother to include their intentions within the message and just basically say it because no social consequences on the internet.
    also ive never heard of anyone using gypsy as a slur???

  • @Klonkus
    @Klonkus 7 месяцев назад +2

    I think the developers were all on speed when assigning keybinds

  • @Squantanamo
    @Squantanamo 7 месяцев назад +4

    The voice acting is top notch that's for sure

  • @feiwong3634
    @feiwong3634 7 месяцев назад +3

    I misread Fantasy as Final Fantasy, then i saw that king on the throne and i was WTF LOL

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +2

      honestly I was going to use the final Fantasy font for "fantasy" originally.

  • @Mayor_N
    @Mayor_N 7 месяцев назад +4

    Damn bro it’s about time. I’ve been waiting for longer form content from this channel

  • @GregStraub42
    @GregStraub42 7 месяцев назад +10

    Ultima 4 is still one of my favorite games. It's fantastic, the game is dated and there is no final boss as it's not designed to be just a game of combat, it's kind of an oddball but I love it.
    That said, Ultima lost it's luster as it failed to translate into modern gaming in any way. Ultima IX ks just... Just terrible

  • @Regnbuesolv
    @Regnbuesolv 5 месяцев назад +2

    You can't tell me this isn't Britain Simulator. The uncomfortable feeling you felt is the stick up the arse we all have from birth called the class system.
    Anyway, you're always a hunk, Cantina, my lad ❤

  • @mybutthasteeth1347
    @mybutthasteeth1347 7 месяцев назад +3

    Gotta love them literally just playing Rule Britannia for the soundtrack

  • @p.r.1308
    @p.r.1308 7 месяцев назад +5

    Whats a paladin?

  • @blueshit199
    @blueshit199 7 месяцев назад +60

    don't worry about people complaining about your looks, that's not even the point of this video! also don't worry about people saying this game is good for its age, as they surely will pop up

    • @evilkate9884
      @evilkate9884 7 месяцев назад +5

      The game sucks and he was turning into a whale. Facts

    • @thenifell
      @thenifell 7 месяцев назад +13

      I thought the guy was rocking that beard, it suits him well.

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@thenifell I totally agree

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 7 месяцев назад

      Ain't no shame in dirty bulking, all men understand this.

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 7 месяцев назад +5

      He looks damn good wtf are people talking about

  • @MrKite_
    @MrKite_ 7 месяцев назад

    15:45 that's the opening chord for the beatles Love you Too

  • @SmilePecoSmile
    @SmilePecoSmile 7 месяцев назад +5

    What's a paladin?

  • @paperenoch
    @paperenoch 7 месяцев назад +1

    -the voice actors sound like they were just sat there mocking the script lol
    -i know it was 1999 but the graphics are so visually jarring for me that my shitty, shitty eyes think i'm looking at some form of fractal geometry but my brain knows i'm not and i don't know how else to explain that
    -i wish to one day mus a stache such as yours, good job
    -bless this channel
    -conclusion

  • @LuluLinn
    @LuluLinn 7 месяцев назад +2

    As a Ultima lover who played this as a kid *cries*

  • @seanb.6793
    @seanb.6793 7 месяцев назад +3

    Did he miss the cutscenes or just edit them out? I remember there was a bit of a trick to get the cutscenes to run.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +2

      My copy from EAs launcher didn't have cutscenes

  • @hoesmad8626
    @hoesmad8626 7 месяцев назад +7

    idk this seems like the oblivion killer ive been looking for

  • @SilentPrayerCG
    @SilentPrayerCG 7 месяцев назад +2

    18:23 Aahahah, why he sounds like Hedonist Bot from Futurama? 😂

  • @Vahmung
    @Vahmung 7 месяцев назад +6

    Play all of the Ultima games in order. Suffer well.

  • @ImDissonance
    @ImDissonance 7 месяцев назад +3

    Fun video! I seriously love every video you put out! Thanks Cantina!

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 7 месяцев назад

    Wait… isn’t this the one with that bizarre Easter egg in the real world home in the beginning where your fridge becomes filled with gore for some reason? I think you trigger it by opening and closing the fridge repeatedly IIRC.

  • @seanb.6793
    @seanb.6793 7 месяцев назад +4

    I was disappointed by this game. F$&@ EA - they ruin everything! Ultima 9 was supposed to be the triumphant send off of the Avatar. Instead it was a rushed mess. Of course Garriot didn’t turn out to be a great guy either. Shroud of the Avatar was also a mess.

  • @Danfrombackhome
    @Danfrombackhome 7 месяцев назад

    I love the davey boy smith entrance music

  • @winterburden
    @winterburden 7 месяцев назад +3

    What's a Paladin?

  • @almightyk11
    @almightyk11 7 месяцев назад +4

    Have you ever played Elder Scrolls Tales: Shadowkey?
    It was an NGage game that I remember being pretty fun.

  • @SalusFuturistics
    @SalusFuturistics 5 месяцев назад

    16:18 The Look of a True Hero

  • @GermanYandere
    @GermanYandere 7 месяцев назад +3

    I respect the role the Ultima series played in paving the way for other RPGs to come along, but my god have these games not aged well...

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wasn't this one considered bad on release?

  • @raymondcoventry1221
    @raymondcoventry1221 7 месяцев назад +1

    I believe Wizardry is a bit older than Ultima, and then of course there's the old dungeon crawlers they had on university super computers in the 70s.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +4

      True but Ultima kind of defined the genre, whereas Wizardry ended up being more known for establishing it's own sub-genre. Both were of course pretty influential. I do want to check out Wizardry at some point though since I've never played that either.

    • @raymondcoventry1221
      @raymondcoventry1221 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheCantinaChannel there are some recent remakes on Steam that are pretty good for experiencing old school Wizardry on modern systems, I'd start there if you're interested. A remake of 5, 6, and 7 would be amazing.

  • @cindermagus
    @cindermagus 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’m sad people talk about your weight, honestly a lot of us gained weight after COVID started so it’s pretty normal and besides, you look great! Don’t let it get to you. ❤ I know I also gained a bunch of weight and I’m slowly losing it but I’m honestly pretty ok with not being as skinny as I wa before. I’m not 20 years old anymore 😂
    Also wtf is this game 😂

  • @danjo2080
    @danjo2080 7 месяцев назад

    Hart without an e is an archaic synonym of stag. I. The same vernacular a doe is a hind.

  • @Winter_Mewt
    @Winter_Mewt 7 месяцев назад

    My olives are ready.

  • @qhiggy
    @qhiggy 7 месяцев назад +1

    I remember eagerly waiting for this game to release and the bitter disappointment of when it did. You all thought Mass Effect 3 ended bad?

  • @roozbeh6999
    @roozbeh6999 7 месяцев назад +2

    erm chuddie that's offensive

  • @handlesaredumb9
    @handlesaredumb9 7 месяцев назад

    There are mods that make the carts move, at least in LE Skyrim. Kind of cinematic but takes time to travel so there is a fast travel button

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад

      I've seen those. They also tend to make the carts blast into space lmao

  • @SpllingMstake
    @SpllingMstake 7 месяцев назад +2

    Only 'cos its such a difference, the moustache and beard help too, congrats on the weight loss!

  • @Kchukm
    @Kchukm 7 месяцев назад +3

    U look good cantina!
    Happy holidays, thanks for this lol it’s always good watching ur let’s plays
    I’d like to see more of this actually.. I think I might even get it

  • @AlyKatIvy
    @AlyKatIvy 7 месяцев назад

    I lost it at the spider webs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PureEvil1138
    @PureEvil1138 7 месяцев назад

    I had this game back when it came out. It took hours to get it running but I remember it being fun. It also looked better than most games then

  • @Soeck
    @Soeck 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for your great videos! Have you ever tried to play gothic? especially 1 and 2 are gorgeous euro"trash"

  • @pigeonpallz1733
    @pigeonpallz1733 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bethesda ripped "inspired by" this game off so hard. The adoring fan and the oblivion gates aka columns.

  • @Darskul
    @Darskul 7 месяцев назад

    Hey man glad you're still around!

  • @zeebooboo9663
    @zeebooboo9663 7 месяцев назад +1

    I really want to get into this series but it's so complicated. I played Ultima: Exodus on NES and hated it and found out that you have to play the PC version for the good one

  • @SirPadron
    @SirPadron 7 месяцев назад +1

    Michael Keatons batman be like 18:50

  • @magicalskeptic
    @magicalskeptic 7 месяцев назад +1

    This game looks wild.
    Also, I love olives too.

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 7 месяцев назад

    I hope the player isn't tripping or dying in a ditch somewhere, and THIS is what they're seeing, lol!

  • @lucs028
    @lucs028 7 месяцев назад

    Your knowledge of the land shall be great

  • @StreakedSilver
    @StreakedSilver 7 месяцев назад +1

    hey Cantina, you're not the exact weight in this video as you had been in the last one in a way that would defy nature and the metabolic process.
    What is wrong with me? ..So many things..
    Love the videos man.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +4

      lol people on the internet straight up be like hey did you notice this thing your insecure about???

  • @Nuberax
    @Nuberax 7 месяцев назад

    I've played some games with questionable keyboard bindings, but THIS.. Woof. It's on par with Realms of the Haunting for DOS.

  • @athomicritics
    @athomicritics 7 месяцев назад +2

    for peoples to want to know how bad this game was for the serie , go watch Spoony videos on it

    • @GummoNZ
      @GummoNZ 7 месяцев назад +1

      BETRAYED ME!!!

  • @Trashmancer0
    @Trashmancer0 7 месяцев назад +1

    But y u call the phone?

  •  7 месяцев назад

    From the trifecta that is Might and Magic, Wizardry and Ultima, I have never played with the latter. Maybe it's for the best. 😀

  • @Bunkerknacker_Retro-Nostalgie
    @Bunkerknacker_Retro-Nostalgie Месяц назад

    Well, eggshualley... Ultima 9 is as amazing as it is goofy as hell.
    And as someone who came from Ultima Online, there were so many similarities, I felt right at home. :)

  • @claudiahayeswynn
    @claudiahayeswynn 6 месяцев назад

    Sorry to hear about people having the audacity to comment on your appearance, I don’t know what they think gives them the right!!

  • @justsomedude5727
    @justsomedude5727 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is the worst game by far which is a shame, the older ones are really cool if you can get into the archaic gameplay.

  • @armisg5664
    @armisg5664 7 месяцев назад

    Please play Ultima 7 (and its excellent expansions). It's an amazing early open world RPG and just one of the most immersive games ever. Honestly, only Larian's Divinity Original Sin games and now BG3 have scratched the same itch as Ultima 7.

  • @MasterChoan
    @MasterChoan 6 месяцев назад +1

    I need more!!!

  • @antkara6792
    @antkara6792 7 месяцев назад

    Ultima 9 is a fuckin affront to the ultima series.. unreal how bad it is

  • @Lietuvis0000
    @Lietuvis0000 7 месяцев назад +3

    other ultima games great expect ultima 9 and 8. I think EA is involved

  • @KingDuken
    @KingDuken 7 месяцев назад

    Eh... Two Worlds always takes the cake for me when it comes to worst RPGs lol.

  • @thenifell
    @thenifell 7 месяцев назад +2

    If nothing else, this game looks comfy.
    Even if it is shit.

  • @brentonirwin8895
    @brentonirwin8895 5 месяцев назад

    People need to lay off your looks. Your a handsome guy reguardless

  • @Poagoo
    @Poagoo 7 месяцев назад

    Yay new Cantina video!

  • @auyemra1331
    @auyemra1331 7 месяцев назад +1

    soooooo....... isekai?

  • @Lasagna_Garfield_
    @Lasagna_Garfield_ 7 месяцев назад +1

    Omg with a clean face and longer hair you remind me of Eskel the Witcher! 😍👉👈

  • @justme6094
    @justme6094 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love this game

  • @Leon150690
    @Leon150690 7 месяцев назад +1

    What are you talking about this game looks amazing, this is definately game of the year

  • @MrNickyDalenz
    @MrNickyDalenz 7 месяцев назад

    Ultima 6. Best one

  • @RogerRoger556
    @RogerRoger556 7 месяцев назад +15

    Heh, he does looks a little chunkier.

    • @802Cxlxb
      @802Cxlxb 7 месяцев назад +2

      Not chunkier, pleasantly plumpier

  • @mrfivegold
    @mrfivegold 7 месяцев назад +3

    Gypsy isn't an "offensive" slur.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 месяцев назад +5

      I think I'll stick to what the people it's used against have to say rather than some person who has no connection to the term.

    • @mrfivegold
      @mrfivegold 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheCantinaChannel they made up that term themselves to distinguish themselves from the Rovers. The negative implications of it comes from their own bad behavior.

  • @Mowdlin
    @Mowdlin 7 месяцев назад +1

    This game looks awesome

    • @steinkalv
      @steinkalv 7 месяцев назад +1

      It is, or at least it was for an 11-14 year old me. I had some great times with this. Lovely dungeon crawls where you feel like you are never getting out, puzzles, different builds, magic, huge world with hidden secrets and just the general feeling of playing as a hero. Funny as hell too!

  • @gankwork
    @gankwork 6 месяцев назад

    For the algo

  • @sskyehigh
    @sskyehigh 7 месяцев назад +1

    epic

  • @gorejan1
    @gorejan1 7 месяцев назад +3

    Is he getting weight?

  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 7 месяцев назад +7

    Not gonna lie that beard makes you far handsome especially combined with the haircut. Also no homo.

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 7 месяцев назад

    WTF is this game, LOL!

  • @LeFaisDoDo
    @LeFaisDoDo 5 месяцев назад

    Definitely grow your hair out and shave tho for real! Or keep the stache!

  • @Smonkll
    @Smonkll 7 месяцев назад

    Man, just play Ultima Online