Well I have an orc with rapid, rampage, regeneration, enraged by everything, immune to everything but stealth but even if you try he will regenerate that health. Has master curse weapon, can throw axes, has no fears, and triple strike attack also crossbows. His name Gruk The Friendly so I pray he doesn't betray me
I got an legendary olog with olog strength and the other damage boosting ability who summer graugs, is enraged by everything is immune to fire and poison and I gave him curse weapons. He my favorite orc I have
Kilian Experience: You were the chosen one... It was said that you would destroy the enemy capitains, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! Vlad: I hate you! Kilian Experience: You were my brother, Vlad. I loved you
I had an orc just like this named Kâga the Cannibal that I made my body guard. He was super powerful at only level 18 so I kept giving him level upgrades from loot crates and sending him on missions to boost his level and make him as strong as possible. I got him all the way to level 41 and he was UNSTOPPABLE. Then he betrayed me. I sent countless captains after him but they were all killed by Kâga’s hand. It wasn’t until I found Az-Pratu the Golden. A level 40 legendary marauder Berserker Olog. He was just as ruthless as Kâga so I trained him until he was ready to battle the cannibal head to head. They meet, they fought, and my Olog won. Kâga was dead, FINALLY! I just pray every day the Az-Pratu doesnt betray me or else I’m sincerely fucked.
if you think about it orcs have some relation with mongols (about the hordes and how the mongols influenced the mythology in europe) and the mongols in fact did have some commie "policies"
He goes by many names. "The Beheader" "The Oneshot Warrior" "The Horde of One" But those who are lucky enough to witness his terror from afar call him- Vlad
Still such a cool video to come back to which reminds you of how great the nemesis system was. These kind of unique stories are something which could only be achieved by this exact system
"Warner bros did not give me a small fortune to make this video."-description. Looks like he is payed...still pulled the bullshit anticonsumer microtransactions through the dirt XD
What's in the the kilian lootbox? A Vladimir? A weak grasp of games? A Vladimir with a weak grasp of games? The Soviet union? A copy of communism for dummies?
A10N50 Macias It was a parody of how some propaganda shows nice imagery irrelevant to the message, like in drug commercials when they list off the side effects.
Whoa... no way. I guess I'm so used to bad practices like these being perpetrated by EA that I assumed EA had published it. In that sense, it still is an EA (style) experience, I suppose...
Does this mean that I can start a casino and as long as there's a guaranteed price (1 Venezualian cent) it's legal for children to not-gamble in my not-an-actual casino?
that's the reasoning put to the extreme, but please keep in mind that the ruling came from a board made up from the big gaming publishers, so it is about as biased as hitler commenting on jews...
Prolateriat Killian overthrew the bourgeoisie Sauron but following the cycle of capitalism he became a bourgeosie himself. Seeing this in advanced Vlad and his Bolsheivks took over mordor so that all orcs could be equal. (However some orcs were more equal then others)
Did vlad later evolved into human, called himself Vladimir and became Russians president? Edit: Didnt expected answer for my question in last seconds of video
I came across a super rare orc in the middle of my takeover, he was absoloutely unstoppable as well, started as a level 9 I believe. I found that he even bullied me, chased me around my map endlessly and it took ALL I had to defeat him. So realistic.
This has to be the most underappreciated channel I have ever subscribed to. Dude, keep going! If there is any fairness in the world, you should go far in this business! And even if you don't, I will always be grateful with every update. Thanks for the great work!
But then as Kilian was sitting in his throne drinking hot chocolate, and making smores; Vlad returned and started the revolution which promised the orcs equal grog. Kilian as his support started to fall, not from traitors but from Vlad Literally going crazy chopping off heads like a helicopter. Charged in, but at that moment he remembered all the memories of his brother and the fun times they shared... then with a tear in his eye he beheaded his brother. What were you expecting a happy ending? No because all this time it wasn’t Kilian at all, it was Steven Vlads brother with slightly better beheading skills and a love for hot choclate. I know what your thinking, there’s a fort in Mordor ruled by a orc named Steven that loves hot chocolate? And to that I answer yes, he kinda thinks it’s grog he was hit in the head with a club by an olag one to many times and was named by his father who also got hit in the head to many times. And that everyone is the true ending to this story.... or is it?
This vaguely reminds me of a thief I hired in Assassins creed 2. Somehow he was completely invincible, never taking hits or falling off buildings like his friends
My orc is a cursed mystic berserker whose mystic teleport ability literally can one shot level 85 tanks. He’s enraged by everything, has the ‘enraged lasts 3 times longer trait’ and the double damage trait He’s also super loyal as long as I feed his bloodlust (he’s a psychopath that only likes to kill)
I found a captain that was terrified of caragors, could be instantly killed by them, and rode a caragor. His mount killed him after I knocked him off his mount.
besides all the bullshit comments which i love and identify with, i just wanted to say thank you, you are like a version of video game dunkey which isnt black and has its own unique style, you come up with your own ideas and constantly inovate, i really really appreciate you as a youtuber, becasue you are not afraid to upload videos below 10 :01 and i appreciate you as an artist for your new creations every month, please keep it original, if nessecary most of us can wait
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation! Arise, ye wretched of the earth! For justice thunders condemnation: A better world's in birth! No more tradition's chains shall bind us; Arise, ye slaves, no more in thrall! The earth shall rise on new foundations: We have been nought, we shall be all! 'Tis the final conflict; Let each stand in his place. The International working class Shall be the human race! 'Tis the final conflict; Let each stand in his place. The International working class Shall be the human race!
After the battle: As Matt stood over his defeated opponents he wondered why. Why in the end they had all done what they had done why they’d torn the dying universe apart over some petty squabbles started eons ago by some long dead primitive apes why they who called themselves superior beings had fallen victim to the same emotions that had destroyed those long dead apes. But now as he stood over shrek’s body he kept asking himself why he had won why was he destined to forever look upon what they had all done. As the universe cascaded toward collapse And Matt looked upon it all and finally asked himself “what comes next?”
I couldn't help but observe that the life of Vlad parallels that of Victor the Assassin in the books by Tom Wood. Lone assassins, kill teams, legendary assassins sent against him... all with the same result.
Kilian Boxes have been cancelled after international backlash maybe more info on my twitter later twitter.com/KilExperience
Kilian Experience three minutes into the upload...
Bring out merch!
I totally want that Kilian Box. Please let this be a thing.
say it is not so
;-;
If I remember correctly the eye only appears after the battle against Sauron so Vlad did actually beat the game lmao nice touch
Yup but it's a joke if you say not to me then you are wrong
@@joe_playz_officialz7366 not
Except he dominated him after the story ended :/
But he appears in armor form multiple times which I do not get Bc it is said that they already killed him in armor form!!
@Bahrin Adrian how to unlock the market?
>tryed to cowardly get rid of your Lvl 10 orc
>he took over the game
Karma.
>implying
>tryed
Yep
It's fake
MikeShotta that’s the Kilian experience
Well I have an orc with rapid, rampage, regeneration, enraged by everything, immune to everything but stealth but even if you try he will regenerate that health. Has master curse weapon, can throw axes, has no fears, and triple strike attack also crossbows.
His name Gruk The Friendly so I pray he doesn't betray me
Its rare if the friendly betrays you
@@perskutti6606 lol
I got an legendary olog with olog strength and the other damage boosting ability who summer graugs, is enraged by everything is immune to fire and poison and I gave him curse weapons. He my favorite orc I have
@@ryderfurpaw4201 bruh hes a killing machine
@@perskutti6606 He just betrayed me :( and he gained iron will. RIP
"I considered him my brother"
*5 secs later*
"Yeah he betrayed me"
😂😂😂
You were my brother.... I loved you.
Well, he never said he too thinks of you as a brother so it turns out he was simping for orc...
Kilian Experience: You were the chosen one... It was said that you would destroy the enemy capitains, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Vlad: I hate you!
Kilian Experience: You were my brother, Vlad. I loved you
Yeah, we watched the video.
@@_Hamler jesus, youre 3 years late genius
When you don't look at the Orc's weaknesses, the video.
Raziel holy shit Vlad has no weaknesses and is only DAZED by poison
Rlly I swear maybe kill Ian could have at least checked his weakness and find out that he’s dazed by poison and give everyfollower poison
Every follower* I meant
@@hummer4833 captions must have at least 3 weaknesses, though it would be worse if vlad was a defender
Juno's lesbian Fangirl vlad would be disappointed if he heard you say that
I had an orc just like this named Kâga the Cannibal that I made my body guard. He was super powerful at only level 18 so I kept giving him level upgrades from loot crates and sending him on missions to boost his level and make him as strong as possible. I got him all the way to level 41 and he was UNSTOPPABLE. Then he betrayed me. I sent countless captains after him but they were all killed by Kâga’s hand. It wasn’t until I found Az-Pratu the Golden. A level 40 legendary marauder Berserker Olog. He was just as ruthless as Kâga so I trained him until he was ready to battle the cannibal head to head. They meet, they fought, and my Olog won. Kâga was dead, FINALLY! I just pray every day the Az-Pratu doesnt betray me or else I’m sincerely fucked.
nice story would read again
why can't you just kill him?
so, is he immortal?
so he just had to kill him by himself?
Did he betray you?
ORC: Original Revolutionary Communist
OH MY GOD
WHY ISNT THIS A TOP COMMENT
neat
Yew
if you think about it orcs have some relation with mongols (about the hordes and how the mongols influenced the mythology in europe) and the mongols in fact did have some commie "policies"
Good job Comrade
That Vladimir Lenin joke hit me like a Irish Husband.
You are a national treasure.
The Vladimir Lenin joke hit US*, Comrade
That joke hit me like my dad (;
Your joke hit me like a racist stereotype.
Woah
He goes by many names.
"The Beheader"
"The Oneshot Warrior"
"The Horde of One"
But those who are lucky enough to witness his terror from afar call him- Vlad
Even fewer call him VLADIMIR LENIN
(Russian Anthem play)
Tiffany
@@yammoto148
That's a very manly name.
@@festethephule7553 Yes
@@yammoto148
A name with a history:
ruclips.net/video/9LMr5XTgeyI/видео.html
Vlad: exists
Orcs: why do I here boss music?
Hear*
@@DsgSleazy *hear
@@Dylan-bc2po RUclips automatically capitalized the h my bad should've fixed that
@@DsgSleazy Nah, just a joke on how you corrected him.
Prak Jaws can beat him
"The internet couldn't help me"
-Made the post 33 minutes ago
That’s because during that 33 minutes Vlad had already beheaded all the commenters
@@Rippd_Bagel it actually only took him 15 minutes to behead them all. The remaining 18 minutes he spent speedrunning Doom Eternal, setting a new WR
@@fishbowl4798 I've always imagined a game like Shadow of War but as angry as DOOM. Would not stop playing that
@@fishbowl4798 nah it took him one minute
Maybe Vlad was the protagonist the whole time. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. Tsk.
Blazekingz like Spartacus sent to die in the arena kills the guy in one shot.
Clear stupid capitalist
"You came here because you wanted to feel like something you are not: a hero"
We're the real NPCs.
I don't know what you're talking about, I get played all the time.
Seize the means of lootboxing
You have nothing to lose but microtransactions!
And with that statement, you ignited a revolution, rallying the proletariat to take down the bourgeoisie of the gaming industry.
“Vlad took my role as protagonist”
Unfortunately, Vlad turned into a Russian Business man, but then was killed by a Russian guy called Niko.
Sergeant Arch Dornan niko means nobody in serbian xD
serbian guy*
Niko it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Milorej Werwolf Niko, it's bowling. Let's go Roman.
yeah he got a three-holed ball up his...
nose
**Sheds a tear** then it seems we have no choice...comrades
Gaming Kick there is a choice. Support the loot boxes
@@amandag.6186 *V L A D*
*I M M U N E T O L O O T B O X I T E M S*
"Ha HAA! A golden retriever."
It sure is :)
...Lootboxes
What
Omae wa mou.shi deriru
LONG LIVE VLAD
Commie
smilly456 lol
Vlad is the Stephen of orcs
And so the Orcish Socialist Republic was born. And it would rule Middle Earth.
Happy Revolution Anniversary Comrade!
Dude, the real beast is YOU, how did you dominate Vlad from the start?!?
He was level 10 at the start and he prob just trained him to get to level 44 which made him more overpiwered
Vlad let him do it.
This is one of the best videos on RUclips and I will regularly rewatch this.
Still such a cool video to come back to which reminds you of how great the nemesis system was. These kind of unique stories are something which could only be achieved by this exact system
Yeah to bad wb has patented it
It's all fake?
Top 10 overpowered anime characters
One Chop Vlad
Imagine being an orc, starting from rags to becoming a god damn Chad... holy.
I love this game because it gives you so many great story’s to tell.
Comrade Vlad will lead us to glory! Mordor will be red!
CubedQ i mean gave you seen the orcs?
Killian is dead, and Mordor is red! ruclips.net/video/hWTFG3J1CP8/видео.htmlm24s
Too late, the loot boxes got him
Vlad the communist leader
Vlad destroy all
"HATING ON MY BOXES MAKES YOU A COMMIE!"
one of if not the greatest line I've ever heard in my life
Were you paid in cash again?
UnknowProductions nope in lootboxes
randomff randombff pfft that's what they all say
Obviously not - he is swedish, only currency he recognises is meatballs.
"Warner bros did not give me a small fortune to make this video."-description. Looks like he is payed...still pulled the bullshit anticonsumer microtransactions through the dirt XD
This was a parody of loot boxes, hes definable anti loolbox.
“It might seem a bit unfair, and it was. FOR US.” Honestly has me dead💀
Forthog: finally a worthy oponent, our battle will be legendary!
*He's basically Vlad the Impaler aka Dracula*
Vlad Tepes best Tepes.
Vlad thr beheader.....has a nice ring.
More like Vladimir Lenin, didn't you watch the video?
Lenin, Vlad, same thing they both sucked the life out of people
Lenin was still better than Mr. Kill-his-fellow-leftists-Stalin and his personality cult.
What's in the the kilian lootbox?
A Vladimir? A weak grasp of games? A Vladimir with a weak grasp of games? The Soviet union? A copy of communism for dummies?
outlier 07 maybe the small red book
outlier 07 all of the above.
An experience
A copy of Communism for dummies? More like Communism is for dummies*.
*Sorry, I believe the preferred term is “useful idiots”.
David Phillips-zee what are you saying about my religion?
HAHA a golden retriever...
Theblastingbrit everytime you dont buy a lootbox a golden retriever dies
that part was random
A10N50 Macias It was a parody of how some propaganda shows nice imagery irrelevant to the message, like in drug commercials when they list off the side effects.
*conspicuously cuts off orc's real name in every frame*
yeah, I see where this is going
Where?
@@The-Lion-Of-Feronia His name wasn't Vlad lol
>Has an OHKO unit
>Has a whole army as well
Vlad was just a little bit jealous; he wanted to be your only orc.
So the question now is, do I hate lootboxes because I'm a communist or am I a communist because I hate lootboxes?
Yes
You are communist! That's what matter.
You are communist! That's what matters
yes
Wesemlinn
Good news everybody!
We have a superweapon for the Phylosophycopalipse, when all the phylosophers are going to bore humanity to death!
2:21 Bala bala doo doo one hita bowa
How tho
But was that the kilian experience?
No... it was the EA experience.
I dunno, but it sure was a 30fps experience.
That was the Vladimir experience.
OuroborosChoked It's a WB game
Whoa... no way.
I guess I'm so used to bad practices like these being perpetrated by EA that I assumed EA had published it.
In that sense, it still is an EA (style) experience, I suppose...
Reminds me of my own Orc called Death Bone, dude massacred an entire Fortress by himself without getting downed once. Literal final boss.
Wow
Guys,we found the secret love child of Kruk and Prak. Also,Vlad is my favorite orc in Middle Earth history.
They must be proud 🥲
Does this mean that I can start a casino and as long as there's a guaranteed price (1 Venezualian cent) it's legal for children to not-gamble in my not-an-actual casino?
eres de venezuela? xD
Clacho van no i think he said Venezualian cent because it basically is equal to nothing
that's the reasoning put to the extreme, but please keep in mind that the ruling came from a board made up from the big gaming publishers, so it is about as biased as hitler commenting on jews...
People would be more interested if the prize were an arepa tho
Valve agrees.
Hail Vlad .
Orc so strong you need to use real money agaunst him
Enzo Callaert that might sound stupid but that is super impressive
Vlad and you were the protagonists, it was a shared experience for the many, or are you the bourgeoisie?
Prolateriat Killian overthrew the bourgeoisie Sauron but following the cycle of capitalism he became a bourgeosie himself. Seeing this in advanced Vlad and his Bolsheivks took over mordor so that all orcs could be equal. (However some orcs were more equal then others)
What a savage. Literally. That's what the base enemy with that kind of weapon is called.
2:06 this is in swedish.
yeah if you are swedish you can hear that Kilian is swedish (atleast what i hear)
Swedish is such a horrible accent.
Gatechar B nonsense, it makes the videos three times better.
Marcos Bravo yeah. Somehow his accent does make it better
Trumanchap productions indeed, only those supporters of Vlad would disagree.
How about... I don't know... ERASING THE SAVE FILE?
jk Vlad would obviously survive anyway
This is the first comment that impulsively hitting the read more button lead to a great joke.
ArcopiusG1 Imagine the scare when you get killed by an orc and suddenly he is VLADIMIR LENIN after you started a new game..
The reason killian didn't face vlad himself is because he already had erased the save file himself in one hit.
Are you stupid? This was a joke
Just imagine it. Your about to start a new game. At the start of Act II you just hear "Ranger!" And Vlad just standing there.
Through a box I got the Balla Balla Do Do Ona Hitta Bowa------Kilian Experience 2017
At the end the national anthem of the glorious SOVIET UNION shouldve played in 999% volume.
And extended the video to a length large enough to accommodate the entire national anthem. Twice.
Imagine you just one shot vlad with the op bow just to find out he cheated death and is immune to arrows
Imagine if vlad was arrow proof
Did vlad later evolved into human, called himself Vladimir and became Russians president?
Edit: Didnt expected answer for my question in last seconds of video
Krzysztof Dolecki WTF
Z tym gościem nigdy nie wiadomo
Krzysztof Dolecki well i hope you understand what are they saying
"President" kek
Dr. Einhorn
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin
0/10 IGN *"not enough loot crates"*
2:37 turn on subtitles. am i only one who noticed your effort put on the subtitles?
I came across a super rare orc in the middle of my takeover, he was absoloutely unstoppable as well, started as a level 9 I believe. I found that he even bullied me, chased me around my map endlessly and it took ALL I had to defeat him. So realistic.
4 years later, and I still love this video
Can you play Stellaris
Seriously do it.
Rayan Hachem :this:
This has to be the most underappreciated channel I have ever subscribed to. Dude, keep going! If there is any fairness in the world, you should go far in this business! And even if you don't, I will always be grateful with every update. Thanks for the great work!
3 years later legend has it hes still killing orcs
Gets rid of useless orc
Orc takes over game
*that is the law of equivalent exchange*
I saw this when it first came out... a year later it is still one of my favorite videos out there.
But then as Kilian was sitting in his throne drinking hot chocolate, and making smores; Vlad returned and started the revolution which promised the orcs equal grog. Kilian as his support started to fall, not from traitors but from Vlad Literally going crazy chopping off heads like a helicopter. Charged in, but at that moment he remembered all the memories of his brother and the fun times they shared... then with a tear in his eye he beheaded his brother. What were you expecting a happy ending? No because all this time it wasn’t Kilian at all, it was Steven Vlads brother with slightly better beheading skills and a love for hot choclate. I know what your thinking, there’s a fort in Mordor ruled by a orc named Steven that loves hot chocolate? And to that I answer yes, he kinda thinks it’s grog he was hit in the head with a club by an olag one to many times and was named by his father who also got hit in the head to many times. And that everyone is the true ending to this story.... or is it?
Thank you Kilian !
I was not expecting the video to go in this direction. That being said, I'm very pleased with how it went. A thumb for you, sir.
This vaguely reminds me of a thief I hired in Assassins creed 2. Somehow he was completely invincible, never taking hits or falling off buildings like his friends
I dont think its any physical possibility to have a thicker swedish accent than this guy. I am not even mad, its rather impressive..
YOU WERE MY BROTHER VLAD! I LOVED YOU!
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why?
Eric Haakonson It's over vlad! I have the high ground!
the high loot!
"You underestimate my powaaaaaa"
*Chops your head off*
this is why you dont let orcs have rights
Arch Knaggs go back to TES Arena then, and most of TES Daggerfall.
*Hippoty hoppity, orc's are property*
they sure are ;)
So the story is basically reverse Berserk?
VLAAAAAAAAAD!
Kresreb?
My orc is a cursed mystic berserker whose mystic teleport ability literally can one shot level 85 tanks.
He’s enraged by everything, has the ‘enraged lasts 3 times longer trait’ and the double damage trait
He’s also super loyal as long as I feed his bloodlust (he’s a psychopath that only likes to kill)
SOW Player: “My Orc Captain is unstoppable”
Betrayal Mechanic: “Ima bout to ruin this whole man’s career”
With that Name no wonder no one can beat Vlad.
That ending was art.
1:01 top 10 anime betrayals
talion:took days to conquer all of mordor
vladimir lenin:took a few hours to conquer all of mordor while blind folded
Best Video I have watched in a while!!!... Next Game.. Shadow of Vlad
BEST PLOT TWİST YET
No! I'm secretly a commie. Better start preparing for the party on November 7th
November 4th to the 7th, comrade.
InformantⓋ but what about the 9th....o.0
Norman ANTIFA are an embarrassment to society
Gylbert Farwynd fucking hell grow up
InformantⓋ I am twelve years old: the post
Ah yes, the Berserkers... They’re way too damn good, and I love it.
came here to honestly find out what orc traits were the best. this was much more helpful.
A battle between Vlad and Forthog orc-slayer would never end. Sauron himself would be terrified by just looking at them
Ayy, accidentally clicked the notification as soon as it appeared.
Link the Pringles Man kilian and accident, that makes no sense
"Accidentally"
This Guy inspires me to turn to Red Panda Religion
Oswald "I swear to reindeer"
--Kilian in another video
Makes you wonder how did he dominate him in the first place
I found a captain that was terrified of caragors, could be instantly killed by them, and rode a caragor. His mount killed him after I knocked him off his mount.
New title earned:
Vlad the chad
2:34 "We target people with gambling problems.Even though Its NOT GAMBLING!"
besides all the bullshit comments which i love and identify with, i just wanted to say thank you, you are like a version of video game dunkey which isnt black and has its own unique style, you come up with your own ideas and constantly inovate, i really really appreciate you as a youtuber, becasue you are not afraid to upload videos below 10
:01 and i appreciate you as an artist for your new creations every month, please keep it original, if nessecary most of us can wait
Lord of Clickbait i hate to break it to ya, but dunkey is in fact... a white guy
+MCharlesTV
Does this mean fbiiiiiiaaaaa....ehrm...KKK will kick me out now?
Lord of Clickbait dunkey is a white dude from Wisconsin tho
But He is of Puerto Rican descent!
COMMENT OF THE YEAR! Black dunkey for president xD
1:15 for some reasons im laughing hard
I had an orc that defied death 7 times and tbh he probably has again. He always shows up stronger than ever when I'm going around the map
One-Punch Vlad.
An Orc for fun.
I genuinely thought it is a story about some actual bug. Great video though :D
?
David hatcher he thought the guy in the video was serious
*Soviet Anthem Earrape Plays*
Erwin Rommel *ANTHEM OF LITTERALY EVERY SUCCESFULL DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY PLAYS ON EARRAPE VOLUME*
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A better world's in birth!
No more tradition's chains shall bind us;
Arise, ye slaves, no more in thrall!
The earth shall rise on new foundations:
We have been nought, we shall be all!
'Tis the final conflict;
Let each stand in his place.
The International working class
Shall be the human race!
'Tis the final conflict;
Let each stand in his place.
The International working class
Shall be the human race!
Fwendly Mushwoom ...And then all the commies starved to death. The end.
Maciek Pieniążek I am from a former communist country and I am pretty sure that starvation was not a problem.
Cryasor It was hard to get food tho, since everything was on coupons and pretty expensive
That was a more shocking twist than I've ever seen in an actual game!
This is most coolest and wholesome shadow of war story i have ever seen💘
1:40 to 1:56 is essentialy the pov of every evil overlord trying to kill the hero in every game ever.
The final battle at the end of the universe:
A four way brawl between Vlad, Shaggy, Shrek and Matt
After the battle: As Matt stood over his defeated opponents he wondered why. Why in the end they had all done what they had done why they’d torn the dying universe apart over some petty squabbles started eons ago by some long dead primitive apes why they who called themselves superior beings had fallen victim to the same emotions that had destroyed those long dead apes. But now as he stood over shrek’s body he kept asking himself why he had won why was he destined to forever look upon what they had all done. As the universe cascaded toward collapse And Matt looked upon it all and finally asked himself “what comes next?”
everybody chant with me !
VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD!
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
I couldn't help but observe that the life of Vlad parallels that of Victor the Assassin in the books by Tom Wood. Lone assassins, kill teams, legendary assassins sent against him... all with the same result.
Can we get Kilian to write movies? Those plot twist are the best thing ever.