Daredevil’s Bad Day
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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2022
- Daredevil has an unfortunate meeting with a New Yorker (scary)
Bill the Builder voiced by @VoiceoverRequiem
Art (and some parts of the premise) by @TheFrenchPineapple
Second channel: @Solidusjj
Patreon: / solidjj 
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nothing scarier than getting to be in JJ video
thanks for having me on as always 😘🎃
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Is your name a Jojo reference?
Fun fact: fighting Green Goblin is Spider-Man's responsibility, because Daredevil is blind and can't see the Goblin's color. So he doesn't know which Goblin is Green.
Apparently New York has multiple Goblin-themed supervillains.
What are they Lantern Corps?
@@rjfrost7090 I know you’re joking, but there actually is a second goblin themed spider-man villain
Their name is hobgoblin
@@clodolcmidnights837 I just call him yerrow goblin
@@rjfrost7090 if there weren't, why would they call the main one Green Goblin? He'd be just Goblin. Stands to reason that there are many, the rest are just obscure.
Also implies not all of the "Goblins" are bad, since you don't just fight any Goblin. Specifically the Green one.
"You got a lot of attitude for a guy strapped to a bomb" is a pretty hilarious line.
"I can see that."
"Yeah well I can't, and that's the problem."
🤣🤣
Those two unironically sound like things daredevil would say while at the end of his (admittedly near-endless) patience.
This is my favorite video, I keep coming back to watch it for this moment 😂
@@passiveincomebaby4410 Man, I guess, don't get abducted in Hell's Kitchen. Do that shit in Queens, where the local super can _see._
That, or the New York supers need to swap fucking cell phone numbers. C'mon, Defenders, coordinate!
That's what I was thinking.
I love how Daredevil could have just cut the ropes and called it a day but decided to argue about color and blindness for almost 4 minutes.
This deserves way more likes.
@@RockySamson Well, thank you!
The bomb is clearly set up to explode if taken off his chest, perhaps due to temperature or the heart beat, it's not hard to do that.
Rewatch the video and listen to it from 0:25 more carefully this time.
@@stm7810yes. Clearly
"And I'll be fuckin damned if I ever end up in Staten Island" JJ accurately captures the New Yorker experience
I love how the Bill the Builder is completely shocked that Daredevil's blind.
Despite the fact his eyes are completely covered
@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Spiderman's eyes are also covered
@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 So are Spider-man's.
Wait he’s a man?
TBF, a LOT of people that work with Daredevil were like that when they learned he's actually blind. xD
Bill roasting Daredevil and calling him a mustard and ketchup looking guy is legit the funniest thing ever.
Isn't that joke from the "She-Hulk" Disney+ series ?
Condiment King is gonna be pissed
And he's a relish and saurkraut guy!
Especially since he can't fucking see
@@dimancor2925 nope and I can say confidently as a guy that made it to episode 5, nothing funny came out of she hulk.
DD: ''Look man i'm trying my best here''
Bill: ''Oh yeah I can see th-''
DD: ''Yeah well I can't that's the problem''
Dead
Funny thing about Daredevil in an old Role Playing Game. It used the cortex system, which uses points the player spends to activate and use powers. One of Daredevil's powers was to be immune to visual-based attacks, like hypnosis. And yes, you had to spend a point to activate this power. So, you are thinking correctly...
Daredevil had to spend a point to be blind.
I always found that hilarious.
thats like hulk needing to spend a point to smash something.
I mean, balancing and all that, but that is hilarious.
I bet someone, somewhere, got all the abilities except that one and then played the game like that just for shits and giggles
"I fought Galactus, you think 'Bill the Builder' is gonna take me out?" I couldn't breathe
Technicality, Bill the Builder DID take him out. XD
@@ArmageddonEvil it was his plan all along. He knew the red one was the wrong wire and planned for spiderman to pull and die. The complications happened when the superhero that came was blind.
But he won't touch Green Goblin. That's way out of his league.
@@NukaLemonade The problem was last time he tried he accidentally beat up a regular coloured Goblin instead, which of course spiralled into a PR nightmare
@@ArmageddonEvil Technically, Kingpin took him out; Bill the Builder was just the trap.
the voice acting is on point as always, the panic in "Jesus Christ man" really comes through lol
Yeah top tier quality for a RUclips superhero skit
Sounds exactly like something you’d hear from an old cartoon
Im your thousand like 🎉
The voice is ok but do you know what is missing? more female voices ;-)
Fun fact :his name is Bill the builder
“Your death means nothing in the grand scheme of things.” Daredevil just keepin it real
Being vision impaired, this gets my approval. I like he can't do the seeing color bullshit like the comics. The jokes aren't at DD's expense, and it's more about how much of an asshole the other guy's being. And more importantly, the blindness is just something DD has to work around and doesn't magically not have to deal with.
The guy's bad attitude is in turn a joke about New Yorkers in general.
To be fair, he cannot see colours in comics, he can just make an educated guess on the shade of an object based on how warm it is .
@@ADAJ342 you also have to remember that daredevil is *totally* blind. He isn't vision impaired, he can't see at all. Which is a perfectly valid reason for him to be so attuned to his other senses that he can roughly "sense" the color of an object based on its temperature, same for his sound and smell based "sight". He isn't vision impaired, he's BLIND.
To be fair, the other guy is strapped to a bomb. I think it's a bad situation all around :P
@@noelleholiday61how does he know which color is which if he can’t see them when he feels them
Fun fact for those who don’t know:
Daredevil can actually see colors by touch by sensing the heat it radiates. However it’s only a guesstimate and can’t get it right all the time.
Insane fact
It's night, so there's not even any light/heat to radiate back
(Also, that power of his is really stretching it, lol)
Unfortunately it only works when not wearing gloves
@@Baamthe25th wrong, color is all light refraction, even in pitch blackness something of color is negating a single color in the spectrum to be that color. It doesn't matter if it's day or not
It’s not absolute zero at night lol
I love how the prospect of blowing up sending bits of gore all over the city is less distressing than one of those limbs ending up in staten island.
Can you blame the guy?
yeah, honestly unfathomably true.
Thats a real New Yorker right there
That felt like something one of Diane's brothers from Bojack Horseman would say
Like a true New Yorker.
This scenario actually happened in a Daredevil comic, where he had to diffuse a bomb by cutting a certain colour wire. It also had a timer, which was an LCD display, so he couldn't see that either. He just guessed. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good
Fun fact: This happened in the comics where Daredevil has to disarm a bomb and Captain America was feeding him the info but he just couldn't see the colours or the screen.
I really like how this went from a normal rescue to a chaotic argument between both of them.
Sounds like my life.
I also liked the video for what it was
Theres no way a real human decides to post these comments bro
a chaotic argument, reminds me of an AceVane vid lmao
I love how every guest actor perfectly captures your "awkward, realistic stammering" style of voice acting. 1:53 sounded exactly like how people talk in a real argument
JJ is an excellent director
acting?
I gotta say, I dig the whole thing. The plot, the art, the fact they used Daredevil's OG costume, etc. Speaking of art, again, if they're straight up illustrating their own shit, you've come a long way. Color me impressed.
Ha, "color me impressed". Get it? Because-
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I'll see myself out.
2:13 "The tops of them, they're like covered"
HA, covered by the text!
"Is life even worth fucking living at this point?" Wow. That was sincere. I felt that in my marrow
The fact that he spiderman didn't show up really gave him an existential crisis
Give me your marrow.
How do you feel something in your marrow? I hope you remember this when they scoop out the marrow from your bones
Pretty sure the problem here is, not only is Daredevil blind, Bill himself is color blind. Think about it. He was just making excuses about not being able to see the wires when they’re clearly visible to him when you look down even if they were covered, not to mention he repeatedly calls DD “Spiderman” despite having a yellow costume.
Re: I come back after a week to find my most liked comment on RUclips is the one where I said something absolutely retarded. To top it all off, I can’t believe I started my first comment war! Keep going ham guys, I love seeing you all argue over something so trivial, helps make my day less shittier.
He said he looked like a ketchup and mustered.
Edit:You people will go extremely far to defend a head cannon.
As the color blind people already stated the logic for him to be colorblind makes no sense with the actual condition.
It's just a funny headcannon you like, it doesn't need to actually be the case and the more you try to defend it being the case the more clear it most of you don't know how colorblindness works.
@@chronic-joker Colorblindness doesn't have to be *complete* blindness to color. It usually just means how the person sees color is at least slightly off and often times only for some colors. So for all we know Bill could have seen the yellow clearly but still have trouble seeing red and just guessed that's what the other color actually was since who is going to call him out here? The guy who just told him he's *actually* blind?
bruh you don't know how color blindness works. There's no kind of cbness that makes you see yellow colours as red. I should know since I'm colourblind
@@chronic-joker Maybe he's red/green/blue color blind but can see yellow and he's just guessing daredevil is red
@@doggo7078 there totally is. Being colorblind (clearly) doesn't make you the expert. I'm also colorblind and I'm saying you should Google things before you declare them as fact. It's not "normal" colorblindness but basically any combination of color confusion or blindness is possible, human eyes are stupid complicated and there's plenty that can go wrong.
DD: I'm trying my best
Guy: I can see that..
DD: yea well i Can't! that's the problem! 1:33
This could be an image CAPTCHA test in a touch screen and he wouldnt be able to disarm it. XD
"You're not getting Spider-Man alright, this is the best you're gonna get" perfectly sums up Marvel's phase 4 plan
Hey man the Daredevil series was kino I heard.
@@JMandJJ7797 kino?
@@JMandJJ7797 Heard? So you didn't see it? lol
@@sinderbloq6466 good
@@wa-bu3ke Not yet, only one I did see that was on Netflix and what not was all of Agents of SHIELD
As a person with vision loss, I really appreciate all of the jokes in this episode.
Wanda?
oh you lost your vision, did you check under the sofa though? I'm positive you'll find it eventually
@doggo̯̩̫͍ 😐
@@doggo7078 i feel a bit guilty to laugh at that x)
how much time do you spend on RUclips
You are the best voice actor and script writer this world can ever get.
the bomb wasmt the thing that exploded. it was daredevil's temper after being called spiderman 3 times
2:29 "I'll be darned if I ever end up on Staten Island."
*That is a man who knows his priorities.*
What's wrong with Staten Island?
@@dylan8443 That's where we put our trash. And I'm not talking about the landfill that used to cover half the island.
That is a legit New Yorker.
You gotta wind up once in Staten island at least once by accident… Bridges and Tolls police directed me to it while there was an accident that needed cleaning up.
I didnt pay the toll, and made a u turn back into brooklyn… but I touched SI 😂
@@hachi666roku How do you end up in SI by accident? The ferries are very clearly labeled.
"My name is not Bob it's Bill! I'm a...builder...I'm Bill the builder..." that moment when you realize you're a side character in a parody video therefore having absolutely zero chance.
As a New Yorker, that Staten Island line really hit close to home.
I just love the realization and reality setting in when he says that his name is Bill and he's a builder
I love how this ends like The Killing Joke where you're not sure if he failed to disarm it or he succeeded and then blew the man up for calling him Spider-Man
Can Daredevil blow up people?
@@TheLegend2T he could rearm the bomb
@@TheLegend2T if he has a bomb to use as a weapon
@@TheLegend2T when theres a bomb on their chest he can
@@TheLegend2T No, but bombs can.
I love how Daredevil casually drops that he's fought Galactus despite being blind and Bill doesn't even question it
Bill probably doesn't know what a Galactus is.
Why he would question it? Superheroes gain Power Ups all the time although they usually only last a short time usually until the current big evenet ends like the time Daredevil gained Heimdall's powers during the War of the Realms
In the 3 minutes they were arguing Daredevil could've gotten the guy to a bomb squad lol. Or at least someone who's not blind.
Funnily enough, this actually happened in the comics!
Daredevil solved it by grabbing the bomber and shoving his face in the bomb and telling him to disarm it.
Classic daredevil
I feel stupid but is that actually true
@@thatmovienitpicker8070 yup.
In which issue did that happen? I recall something vaguely similar...
and here I was thinking he'd use a mirror so the guy can tell him, like 1 of the buildings windows since they're a bit reflective especially at night.
2:38
The slow realization that Bill, the builder, is in fact named Bill, making his full title, "Bill the Builder," like he hadn't even thought of that his entire life, up to that point, when he's strapped to a fucking bomb.
"and i'll be fuckin damned if i ever end up in staten island", spoken like a true new yorker
The bomb actually goes off once it hears the word Spider-Man enough times
In all honestly Daredevil should've just turned a blind eye when the guy started complaining
If only he could see where the conversation was heading towards.
Did you just?
There was a reason they were on strike in the first place.....
I hope they bring Bill the builder into the MCU, he'd be a great addition! He could even get his own series
He's totally Maddisyns uncle who lives on the east coast
better than what we're getting now.
"There's a 2/3 chance of me turning into confetti and blowing up all over the tri-state area, and I'll be damned if I wind up on Staten island" THATS FUCKING GOLD BRO 💀💀💀
People say he could have said the middle wire, but Bill said he can't tell. He was strapped with a bomb and didn't know the red one was the middle one. All he knows is the red one has to be pulled. Daredevil should bring a mirror though in case stuff like this happens again. lol That way he can show the reflection to the person and they can tell him.
Turns out Bill was actually colourblind himself. Ironic
Also I'm sure Matt can actually disarm a bomb thanks to some radar sense fuckery, like feeling how the different currents connect with eachother or something.
Btw I love the classic yellow suit.
"RADAR SENSE FUCKERY" As a huge Daredevil fan, i cannot agree more with what you just said jaja
Can probably smell color or some shit.
@@adronius147 "*sniff sniff* smells like yellow to me"
@@SatoreyGojo Mm, pee.
Rip Bill the builder
This is one of the few channels that I still find funny and continues to be funny. Keep it up SolidJJ! Also the ending was fucking hilarious
I love how funny these videos are. The cherry on top is that solid JJ creates his own lore with these characters and I'm here for it.
Mr. Solid J is easily one of the funniest channels I've seen in a long time. The fact he pulls it off with just pictures and texts with voice acting is crazy.
Solid JJ with the Solid Jokes and Jests
@@AbbasKhan9364 exactly what I'm thinking too
Spent all that time yapping instead of just finding literally one person in that building that can identify the color red.
2:45 "Go"
“Can you point out the red wire?”
“It’s the one in the middle.”
Good ending
I like how the guy tied up to the bomb never asked daredevil to untie him, guess he just likes the thrill
Ripping him out or whatever was the first thing Daredevil tried.
@@ved2360 oh that's what the zoomed in grunting was
@@elitobin What did you think it was?
@@shadowrev2914 the thing is, I wasn't thinking at all
@@elitobin I like how honest you are in this reply.
Edit (10th November): I thought that the ending would be that DD uses his improved sense of taste to tell which wire is red through taste, but this was still pretty funny.
"I'll be damned if I ever end up in Staten Island"
“And I’ll be fuckin damned if i ever end up in Staten Island” is the most new york thing I’ve ever heard lol
Props to the voice actor for bill the builder, it really takes some talent to voice a character and i commend the creator for finding someone able to voice a construction worker strapped to a bomb! 🎉
he paid me in New York hot dogs
I hope it was 4000 dollars worth of hot dogs!
@@VoiceoverRequiem dude he literally paid me, i was being ironic i was the voice actor for this character in this video. stop false claiming my credit pls
@@MisterSpeaks I can't tell if this is a joke
@@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing i don’t know man. Ones names VoiceOverRequiem. And the other is a guy called mister. Really tough to decide.
"That thing in that was in my eye.. Blindness. It was blindness."
amazing
The fact that this guy's biggest problem is that some of his remains might end up in Staten Island is the most New Yorker thing I can think of.
"And ill be damned if i end up in staten island"killed me
I always thought that Daredevil's original costume was a great indicator of him being blind...
Honestly with that color palette Bill should've known Daredevil is blind.
Considering the things bill has said in the video… he’s at least partially colorblind
2:40 CAN WE FIX IT? XDDDD
He could probably feel how much light and heat each color absorbs to know what colors are which
Rest In Peace bill the builder, you will be missed
Daredevil was OK tho he felt the explosion coming with his radar sense fuckery (as coined by Shiny Agumon) and jumped away. In the grand scheme of things...
*Pieces. Hopefully none landed in Staten Island...
All 673 pieces of you
"Big words Bob the builder" had me dying
“Yeah I can see that”
“Well I can’t so that’s the problem”
I’m dead 💀
i love how when he's describing his sonar like vision, his vision is red
I never realized the connection between HELLS kitchen and Dare DEVIL 🤦♂️
"The Devil of Hell's Kitchen" never gave it away? Bruh 💀
I was fully expecting that explosion, but not the "you did it Spider-Man!"
I like how the bomb makers always use the correct colors for their wiring.
Bill: "Just pull the middle one!"
DD: "ok"
Mark waid actually established that daredevil can FEEL colors. At least, he can if it's ink. Not sure if that applies to colored wires
I'm guessing the hottest one is red.
Comics, apparently they tell me. Blind person can feel colours.
What's even the point of him being blind
@@Mantis42 in some runs, none whatsoever. The Waid and Miller runs take great pains to demonstrate that in his day to day life he IS still legally blind
@@MarvinPowell1 it's the opposite actually
Spider-Man could literally do this blindfolded because his spidey-sense would tell him which wires are the dangerous ones.
Well daredevil can also do this with his radar senserinh fuckry, mf would justaense the electricity going through wires
But ur not getting spider-man daredevils the best your gonna get ok
Love the voice acting, nailed that 60’s cartoon voice.
Glad the Channel is growing fast, cause it deserves it.
“and ill be fucking damned if i ever end up in staten island” true that
I like how Bill's issue wasn't that he might get blown up, it's that if he did explode a chunk of him might end up in Staten Island
"wrong guy" had me dying
This might be one of the best scripts I’ve seen on this channel
Plot twist, he actually did pull the right wire but he purposefully set the bomb off when Bill called him Spiderman again
At least Bill died _thinking_ he was saved by Spider-Man.
3:33 Punchline
Daredevil probably sensed he didn’t do it and lied to the man and gave him comfort…before jumping off to save himself as Bill blows up.
"You're like a ketchup and mustard lookin motherfucker, and I'm a relish and sauerkraut guy." is a phrase that lives rent fee in my head.
I like how for a moment he straight tried to run away 🤣
"I'm bill the builder" nearly had me crying lmao
“Look man, I’m trying my best here”
“Oh I can see that”
“Well I can’t so there’s the problem”
The whole Bill the builder bit was hilarious
as someone who lives in New York, the Staten Island line had me rolling
"Pull the red wire!"
"... Wait, you know how to defuse bombs?"
During all the time he wasted, daredevil could have easily brought someone to the roof to tell apart the wires
this makes me wish there had been a Daredevil cartoon in the 60s.
"don't be mean to Daredevil he's not a freak or anything he's just- challenged that's all"
Props to voiceover requiem, his voice acting was fucking fantastic. Love his voice
I love you
@@VoiceoverRequiem
*MEANWHILE, AT THE KINGPIN'S PLACE*
"Gentlemen, I must admire your wonderful idea to switch the colours of the wires before we left that union worker alone! What a blast. And on top of that, Spiderman fell for it!"
"Sir. We blew up Daredevil."
"Oh... Well, call me an ableist if you want, but I don't really call this a victory. It's more like I cheated the guy."
"Well, how else did you wanted to beat up a blind guy who's weakness are his own powers?"
"Well, in court. Obviously."
And all of this could've been avoided with a mirror or a cellphone camera for Bill to see for Daredevil
The writing is always so consistently clever and never misses a beat
Daredevil should have quickly looked for a mirror somewhere, then he could give Bill a better view of the wires on his chest.
Damn, the insults and dialogue in this one were fire, this was awesome.
"use your spider sense" 💀
Wow, I guess I didn’t see that ending coming
Neither did Daredevil
*takes a picture of the bomb with a phone*
"Here which one is red"
My guy could've gotten a mirror but they exploded anyways lmao
Used my spider-sense to get here as fast as I could
Cunning