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You forgot spy kids 4
Can you do spy kids all the time in the world
Still waiting for all the time in the world
Your favourite franchise either dies pure or lives long enough to get insufferably self-referential
Wises words
Incase you forgot, the originals had thumb goons.. the franchise has always been whack just not this cringe.
@@TheVioletPandaWhile you are absolutely correct, it was at least kinda original, and the original comment to which we are responding is just as correct.
One love ❤️
@@TheVioletPanda Yeah but think about it this way... Even with thumb goons, monsters that look like weird drawings made with cookie dough and robotic clones of random kids, it was still better than 2 & 3 combined
Two face has spoken
Don't know why there isn't a sequel where Juni and Carmen are parents and their own kids become spies and we get to see what the both of them as adults are up to.
Sounds like the sharkboy and lavagirl sequel, which was NOT taken well.
They would just screw it up like everything else lol
@@australiankappa8123yeah but that wasn’t even really a shark boy and lava girl sequel, their kid wasn’t even the main character
this is prob satire or not but spy kids: all the time in the world???
As I recall, at least Juni cameo'd in Spy Kids 4D: All The Time In The World.
The thing about the first trilogy that felt more believable is that Carmen and Juni had goals and a reason for doing what they are doing. They also felt like a real family, but this family just feels off to me.
Also helped that the family were way better actors than the one in the new spy kids
I think another problem is how close the kids seem in age. Carmen and Juni were like 3-4 years apart and it stirred conflict between them and upped the stakes in the plot. They were always fighting because Carmen was verbally abusive and dismissive of Juni and they had to band together if they wanted to save their parents. What is the honest sibling relationship between Patty and Tony here??
He's a cheater that lies and does things the "bad" way, she's a straight laced good person that avoids lying and tries to solve the problem in a "good" way. Both fail because one is too good and the other is too bad but together they can solve problems neither of them can solve alone. This kind of dynamic only works because they're similar in age. In the original, the older sister was clearly the better spy from her age advantage. Here they both need to be equally lacking to make up for each others weakness. Or so it seems, I haven't watched the movie yet.
@@OtakuWrathI love how you have so much to say but haven’t seen it. Like this setup really is that predictable.
@@joshraid1550og spy kids was fire
Plus I noticed in spy kids 4 and 5, the kids seem to be much younger than Carmen and Juni were in the original movie.
@@OtakuWrath lying and being honest could affect plotline, when you are in social-type movie, but cringe spy movie? Come on, it can't be serious.
i like how alex is completely ignoring the fact that there’s a 4th spy kids movie 💀💀
Which is a shame cuz that was arguably better than this one
Ok good so I'm not crazy! I did see that there was a fourth one that no one talks about and yes it was better then this one
I literally had to check to make sure i didnt just imagine seeing spy kids 4 in theaters with smellovision
i always thought the movie was somewhat good, i can’t believe how overhated it was😭
Exactly
This looks like a combination of the first 3 films. 1 has kids becoming spies, 2 has living skeletons and 3 take place inside a video game. This is insane.
Ikr 😒
@@emmazukowska4001 there are also like things they took from the old movies like in the third movie where the girl switches places with the kid to save him and then where they say theyre full name
Don't forget the Island and the childhood icon who is actually the villain.
It also has some stuff from the 4D spy kids
Same went with the 4th one, both this one and the 4th one both had something to do with Armageddon too, in this one it’s the “Armageddon code” which just a cheat code, nothing compared to the Armageddon device in the 4th one which could stop time and the villain used it to try to bring his father back instead of trying to get people to buy his video game
Every time we get a movie like this, we get specific types of people that are like “You only dislike this movie because you have too much nostalgia for the old ones, these movies are made for kids, you’re being too harsh.” And don’t get me wrong, nostalgia is a heck of a drug, but the CGI is the worst part of those nostalgia-era movies. Nowadays, the plot and writing (and usually acting) of movies like that are just… awful.
And also add to that the very commercial-like, no personality filming in these films. For as dated as the old Spy kids were, atleast they had a personality to them. This is just lazy and brain rotting even for an 8 year old to watch.
@@iamwahman Yep. If there are two things people usually associate with Robert Rodriguez, it's quality CGI and incisive wit. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go watch a movie where George Lopez plays an electrical outlet while a shark bangs a fire goddess inside a PS1 game.
@@kieranhair37 😂😂 lowkey a classic right there.
i think I could argue that the original Spy Kids felt more like a family movie. It was quirky and had a personality as people had said, but parents could generally watch it and not hate it. This is a pure kids movie with like nothing for adults. I think movies have become very segregated in that movies are more aimed at kids than the entire family.
I love how the little girl’s message at the end basically sums up what people think Steven Universe about
I swear, everytime a movie/show does something with video games, its made by people who have no idea what video games are.
Fr and it's annoying asf
It seems impossible because video games have been mainstream for 30 years, but they keep finding these people somewhere.
Exactly none of these adults played NES or Atari or anything like that.
Except Glitch Techs
@@bakasta5992 and Wreck it Ralph, I think
With the originals, at least Juni and Carmen had believable personalities but these new kids are just insufferable!
Even the kids from spy kids 4 were alright.
I somehow purged that movie from my mind. @@crispysquidoftheacidcats295
And Levi can't be charismatic for the life of him. He's also a transphobe so fuck him
🔨 I couldn’t say it better the personality wasn’t kid like for it to be a spy kids movie
Did you watch the movie or are you saying that according to this man making fun of the movie I believe this was the purest movie I have seen
18:40 when the kids are now given the power to "gentle parent" their parent -.-
The thing about Rodriguez’s movies is whenever he’s both the writer and director he will work every other role possible including Editor, DP, Composer, ReRecording Mixer, Sound Effects Editor, VFX Supervisor, Production Designer, and Camera Operator
He worked all of these roles except DP for Spy Kids, and worked all of these roles including DP for Spy Kids 2
It’s also important to remember that he created Spy Kids for his own children and created Shark Boy and Lava Girl with his son Racer Max based on his son’s own dreams. He’s never cared about whether or not other people like them his only concern has been making something fun for his kids
Now that his son Racer Max has grown up they’ve started to make movies together including the Shark Boy and Lava Girl sequel and the latest Spy Kids movie. For them it’s about creating something fun together as father and son that the next generation of kids can enjoy. They don’t really care if people like it or not as long as they had fun making it and even just some kids enjoyed it
That’s why no matter how good or bad something is in one of his kids movies, I can’t fault him. Because his son was 4 when Spy Kids came out and 8 when Shark Boy and Lava Girl came out, so his audience for these movies is effectively 4-8 year olds
He doesn’t make good movies anymore regardless of his intentions . Time to hang it up .
@@sowhatnow8971 Again he doesn’t care if you like his movies or not he’s not making them for you, so why would he stop just because you don’t like them. He funds most of them himself so he can do whatever he wants since it’s his money
Must be nice to get handed all that money to make a movie "for fun with your kid". Nepotism to the max. These movies are ridiculous and I don't comprehend how anyone would ever let their children watch something this mind numbing or how it could ever be successful for "generations of kids to come". 🙄
I'm still convinced his movies are trash because they're just money laundering schemes and he just used his kids as an excuse for why they were such low effort piles of shit. Also, he doesn't give a shit whether or not we like his movies in the same way he doesn't give a shit about you defending his garbage on youtube.
@@jgould30 What do you mean handed it’s his IP produced by his studio using his own money which he earned from his previous work. He didn’t come from money he worked for everything he had. The only two children’s movies he didn’t entirely produce himself were “We Can Be Heroes” and “Spy Kids: Armageddon”
You say how could people let their children watch this but one of Rodriguez’s reasons for making children’s movies was and I quote “A guy told me his son loved Desperado. I said, How old is your son? He said, six. Fuck, he shouldn't be watching that! I can't make movies like that anymore. You don't feel like it's your responsibility, because I never had the intention for kids to watch that. But the reality is they do.” He literally found out kids were watching his R rated movies and decided rather than live with that he was going to change the way he made his R rated movies and start making children’s movies that kids would want to watch
The reason his movies for children were so successful is because he wanted them to feel like they were written, directed, and produced by children. For the first movie he used his own drawings from when he was a kid to create things like the Thumb Thumbs and drew inspiration for Floop from Willy Wonka
For later movies he got input from his own kids and when they got older he got input from the children of family and friends along with the children they worked with on set
I may not care for his recent kids movies, but they’re created using real input from kids about what they actually want to see, not what some studio executive thinks will keep kids watching for the most amount of time. He genuinely cares about the content he puts out and wants to enjoy making movies with his son that kids actually enjoy and have a say in even if it’s not what adults want to watch
It’s fine if you don’t like the movies, but at the very least he deserves respect for giving a shit and using his own money to try and make something fun for kids
Alex keep progressively describing the kids younger and younger lmao 8,7,6,5
I cant wait for the next one where theyre toddlers and its also a crossover with baby geniuses
They were 4 at the end lmao
He's calling for help as he's about to explode!
Don't forget 4 at the end
Spy Embryos.
I laughed too when that little spy girl believed that they should have asked nicely by giving them flowers, which makes me wonder how the heck is she even a spy.
She's just like Sisu from"Raya and the Last Dragon".🤦♂
@@NicamonSo true 😂
I just watched this yesterday and she didn't even want to be a spy cuz of all the lies and such, which makes sense for her... she's still annoying asf to me tho
She was doing the Charismatic Option in Video Games.
I feel like that's just the message of every movie now - that there are no bad guys and we just need to understand each other better. No real conflict at all! Just a politically correct message! 🤮
17:24 "The Climax of the movie is a grown adult man doing hand to hand combat against a 5 year old kid" Guys dont let him watch the new percy jackson show
Lol
9:44 should have killled the kids due to joy con Drift
considering they may have at one point had the machine upside down joy con drift might actually be what saved them LOL
While I understand that this is a kids movie, what really bothered me about this movie was the constant repeat of "Don't cheat and Be kind to others". While these messages were also conveyed in the original trilogy, it wasn't repeatedly said in-your-face every 5 minutes. Patty, in general, was just a super annoying goody-two-shoes kid who didn't fully understand the dangerous world of espionage. Her method would get her killed instantly if done in real spy life. 🙄
Yeah Patty give off Steven Universe pre-movie/Future vibes, and a lot of people didn’t like he to because of it. Well Patty’s approach does align with how some spy do ops for example Honeypot or Undercover ops, but I know that isn’t what she was think though.
@@SuperEasywalker Obviously, to a degree her method will work. But my point was not all bad guys in the spy world are sympathetic/empathetic and will just hurt anyone who gets in their way. That's why it worked in the Spy Kids movies, all of the bad guys realized their wrongdoings. Not all bad guys will do that.
@@PinayGrl926 What I meant to say that spies often pretend to befriend the enemy to get what they want like their trust or information, so it’s mainly the first half of Patty’s method without the desired outcome of trying to finding another way. I’ve either didn’t explain properly or you misinterpret what I’ve say?
@@SuperEasywalker speaking of Steven Universe, the structure at 6:38 immediately reminded me of the Gems' temple
Agreed...to me patty is the most annoying movie character ever, I can't stand watching the movie with her being a goody two shoes every minute😮💨
I love how he progressively decreased the children ages each time😂😂
I was looking for a comment mentioning it. The age went from 9 to 6 to 5 real quick 🤣
I was literally thinking this when he said 5 and I was like hold on didn’t you say they were 6, 10 minutes ago 😂😂
@@joicypriya3491 it was 4 at the end
18:32 Sell that child already 😤😤😤😤
I love how they just took parts from the original Spy Kids movies and put them into this one.
(It has come to my attention mid-way through writing this that Alex points some of these out lol)
Villains getting to the adults through the kids
Video game made by evil game maker that comes into the real world
Coordinates that lead to a safe house
The safe house requires their full name which just so happens to be comedically long and confusing
I'm not sure since it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure the parents revealing they're spies was similar to one of the other movies too
Please, the safe house is literally the same
Parents kidnapped by villains
Parents kinda get released and find themselves with the villain
"Let the grown-ups handle this."
Mother gave daughter a special necklace
Kids escape in a vehicle and somehow find their parents (in a lair that is pretty dang obvious)
Kids are recruited because *of course* they're better than the adults
You know I could make a defense for the first 2 movies. Especially 1. The Spy parents were actually admitted their romance started out on missions to kill each other. The weird crazy was a willy wonka inspired and creative if misguided genius and a mad scientist with robotics. They actual family dynamics to them. This movie is written by someone with the mentality of a very sheltered 6-year-old who is very out of touch they are going to get hit in the face with several bricks of reality.
THIS!
Thank u! Because I watched the this and it just felt so … off and I couldn’t tell why. They don’t feel like family, and tbh this is obviously written by somebody trying to “appeal” to the “generation” but the fell flat on their face …. Smh the intern could’ve wrote a more touching script at least it would’ve been created
Hell, you could even mount a defense to 3 compared to this. At least 3 recognized that you couldn't have the characters win against the godamn developer in their own game when said developer had the ability to change the rules on a whim!
I'm pretty sure this was written by the same guy who wrote the first one though
NGL, I would rather watch a prequel about the parents
Tbh I bet the screenwriters just googled spy kids' saw pictures advertising it as a trilogy( thus ignoring the 4th one) and only watched the 3rd movie out of sheer laziness and assumed that the entire concept of the franchise is based on video games and spy kids
Robert Rodriguez wrote it lol.
@@grachisol8236not just Robert but his son Race Max co-wrote too 😆
@@JuQui228He's son's name is Race Max?
@@motherurck7542
His children have very interesting names
Racer, Rocket, I think one named Rebel?
That would make sense but no that's not what happened. The original writer of this franchise wrote this one
11:50 "A good spy never tells the truth" Then... that book is completely useless. Either the author is telling the truth and thus is a bad spy who shouldn't be giving instruction on how to be a spy, or they are a good spy and that book is full of lies that shouldn't be trusted.
Kids' movie logic I suppose
17:16 "If you lower my health to zero you win" *insert YuGiOh sound effect*
Why does that girl saying that they should have asked the villain nicely to stop his evil plan sound like that girl from Mean Girls who said 'I wish I could bake a cake with rainbows and butterflies and (sob) we can (sob) all eat it and be (sob) happy'?
"She doesn't even go to this school!"
Alex said almost every spy kids movie... He knows about the 4th one he just ignored its existence... Hahaha
lmaooo i caught that too
ikr
yea like he is ignoring the santa clause 3 for some reason lol lol
As he should 🙂
@@queencleopatra007hhmm what do you mean lol lol
My question is why Chuck doesn’t just use the Intersect and his Nerd Herd hacking skills to defeat the virus.
2:05 sponsored segment ends
You forgot Spy Kids:All the Time in the World I'm sure you'll get to it eventually
Want to see that to get Alex's reaction when the OGs show up
yeah hes got all the time in the world to watch it😉
Ok but like why is that one the only movie out of the franchise that I remember? 😂
@@Mischief157r/beatmetoit
lol@@Mischief157
“I never cheat, I use creative sportsmanship.”
True words of Spy Wisdom
They missed the chance to make a massive Chuck easter egg , like the Zachary Levi character having the intersect or something like that hahah. He's still a spy here lol
Did they seriously just combine the 1st and 3rd spy kids movies and made this monstrosity??? Thanks Alex for watching this for me lol😂😂
That part about taking half the code is so painfully hilarious. I was like so you're saying your code works completely fine with half of it there (which also begs the question which half, the second half? A random half?) while I have spent literal days finding the one extra space or wrong tab which makes my code do nothing at all.
I like how Alex just keeps making the kids progressively younger each time he mentions their age.
Spy Kids, Spy Toddlers, Spy Babies, (lol im not even going to mention more so just ur imagination)
@@estay.azimullahSpy Fetuses, Spy Zygotes, Spy Sprem cells...
10:25 thats the beest part
From what I heard that this Spy Kids movie combines a lot of the elements of the previous trilogy that's why we got a lot of elements of game over, lost island, and the first movie
6:34 imagine a sick 90yo grandpa in the hospital dying because he wasn't able to beat cuphead tutorial to activate his artificial heart
That's basically Dean Takahashi.
I hope Alex reacts to Warm Bodies. Its basically a comedy twilight based on zombies.
I second that
Bruh as a teen I was going through my mom's burned discs looking for a Pokemon movie only to end up on that movie and when I saw the title on the disc I at first thought I accidentally stumbled apon my mom's or her bf's porn movie.
until my Mom explained it was actually a zombie movie.
To this day my mom pokes fun about it.
@@TheMagic1412 the story is on level with porn writing.
Oh yeah that'd be a good one
Or as I like to call it, "Romeo and Juliet + Zombies"
I loved the bit at 7:11 . This is exactly how I feel about people always whining about "the good ol days" of gaming. And this is coming from someone whose favorite gaming era was PS2/6th gen.
18:11 "the only way to make this world better is by force."
Bro the main villain literally has the same plan as Satan.😳
It bothered me for a couple of minutes trying to figure out who the Dad was. At first, I thought it was John Krasinski, but now, 4 minutes in, I realize it's Zachary Levi. Did they want John and dress Zach to look like him, or does Zach just look THAT much like John?
Edit: 8:23 Is it just me, or does he look like Jeff Goldblum now?
I think it’s the beard lol
Since they both got muscular and bearded, they do look pretty similar.
Wanted for part: tall, fair-skinned, dark-haired, bearded, hunky 😂👍🏻
he also kinda looks like skylar astin which is who i thought it was for half the movie
With the risk of breaking the sanity of this guy, i just feel like i need to mention... there was a Spy Kids 4
is it the time travel movie?
@@highfall8145 i dont know, i just saw the trailer, constantly, as a kid.
Its one of those movies that i have seen an add for a bajillion times, because i have this other dvd and the add is on it.
@highfall8145 it's the one where time speeds up
And he just skipped right over it like we weren’t gonna yell, “YOU FORGOT THIS!”
@@RhyperiorRanger what did he think? That we didnt want to see a bloodvessel pop in his forehead?
10:52 racecar and preparation h 💀😭
The 'splitting the code' thing...
As someone who has literally spent hours playing 'find the colon', I can confirm that computers indeed do not work if the code isn't intact. Hell, I've had code refuse to work because I took out a comment. Yes, those things that aren't supposed to even be seen by the computer.
There is literally only ONE character who could ever make me take an idea like ''Operation: Peace and Harmony'' seriously. Vash the Stampede.
💖☮🤞
Sounds like a name the WWII bad guys would use to enforce their version of it.
LOVE AND PEACEEEEEE
Invader Zim would have a brilliant take on the concept.
LOVE AND PEACE!
"follow your dreams kids" gotta be one of the best advices in history
Some weird bird told me to follow my nose…
My dream is to do drugs should I still follow it?
And yet also the subtlest insult...
It's a goddamn cliché
as long as it's not a "Nightmare mode" difficulty game, most video games are easy enough to play. so the lock out/in mechanic key being play video games would only take a short amount of time to get used to it. Also, huge Megaman Battle network vibes.
TBH, I like the idea of people being locked out of their computers unless they can beat a video game. It seems like something a video game-themed Batman villain would do.
I remember when I was growing up, I would watch the original Spy Kids movies and I would think I was so cool because I watched the one movie that all the other kids in the first grade didn't watch. Now as a 20 year old, watching you react to this horrifying reboot, reminds me of all the memories I had watching this pure nightmare of a movie, so thanks, Alex, for reminding us what nightmare fuel looks like in it's fullest. (;
Even thought the original SpyKids movie seems like it from a fever dream. But it just much more better to compare than this reboot
So for anyone who’s actually curious about why Robert Rodriguez didn’t bring back Daryl Sabara and Alexa PenaVega (Juni and Carmen), it’s because there’s been so much time that’s passed since the last movie (12 years), it was easier just to start fresh with a new family. If sequels get picked up, he doesn’t mind bringing back legacy characters.
{“I wanted to reestablish a new family [in Armageddon],” he says. “It could still be in the same world, so if we get to make more films, there easily could be legacy characters that come back. But because it'd been so long [since 2011’s All the Time in the World], it was important to just start the franchise fresh and then go from there. I would love to bring back [characters], I would love to connect the worlds. That would be so fun.”}
For now though, I think he just wants to distance himself away from All the Time in the World as much as possible.
Alex. I am BEGGING you to cover the original LEGO Ninjago:Masters of Spinjitzu series, it's an absolute goldmine! Also Total Drama would be great too
I absolutely love Zachary Levi. I think he's so enjoyable to watch and I'm glad he's in so many things lately. But also, why does he keep choosing the movies with the dankest scripts? Like surely he reads them and goes hmm
Well because... paycheck maybe
I like how everytime Alex mentions the kids’ ages, they get progressively younger 😂
So is he still pretending 'Spy Kids: All the Time in the World' doesn't exist?
Sadge😢
As far as it’s concerned…it doesn’t exist
Real
I'm so glad I didn't skip ahead the whole of the ad if not I would've missed that gem at 1:36
"it's great for when you go for a fancy dinner, you know like... Applebee's"
Lol thanks Alex, I really needed that laugh today.
After watching the part where Alex comments on them controlling the car with a switch lite: the home console is also an xbox, with a ps4-esque interface, playing using a Nintendo switch Pro Controller.
So... Zach Levi as a secret agent with a skill set largely related to a super powerful computer program? Way to break the mold for his character.
13:35 💀 bro what is that cake
8:02 Duuude Smart House!! I love that movie! It’s so funny how it was made in the 00’s but the technology in it is like shit we don’t even have yet present day lol. I know you have a huge ever growing list of movies to cover but if you can get to all those disney channel original movies that’d be amazing. Smart house, eddies million dollar cook off, motocrossed, the thirteenth year, the luck of the irish!
the balls on this man to say that Parks and Rec gets worse after Ben and Chris show up
In the first movie they were like 11 to 13 in here they freaking toddlers,6 year old babies.
Yeah, it's kinda immersion breaking. Especially with how eloquent their speech is.
You mean 8? 😅
@@gracekim25 No I mean 6 because that's what they look like between 4 to 6 year old babies Pre School
Yes because 6 year olds can be actors, let alone protagonists in movies full of Spy tricks. 💀
5:30 vr game developer here! we actually use tools to allow us to create worlds by hand.
wich require an insane amount of time to even set up to begin with.
then you place a few big chunks and do some sculpting and realize this is actual phisical work now.
so you go back to all your much more efficient, diverse and trusted tools to use with mouse and drawpad.
just a few k we threw away.
Why would the OSS need to bring in two random kids to beat the game instead of the other kid agents they already have? There’s no logic to that. Even if none of the adults there could, they have other spy kids, we saw that in the previous movies, they had several kid teams. And they def have people that works with computers and tech, and some of those are guaranteed gamers.
Like where are the other spy kids
If I had a nickel for each time Alex referenced the Mario movie in a Spy kids video,I'll have two nickels,which isn't alot but it's werid that it happed twice.
These videos are the only way I've ever seen any of these movies so imagine how much more chaotic they seem to me. Also his point about video games... yeah why does every movie make it seem like people my age (40) don't know anything about them. I've played them my whole life and still do. I play more games than my kid ever does and he's 14 lol Oh and I feel called out when he said 3rd playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 haha
Yeah that's so weird. As if they don't realize the people who are parents now are also the ones who grew up with video games, and that for some, they haven't stopped playing grewing up.
We can all agree that this franchise died a LOOOOOONG time ago some might say it was a phase that we outgrew
Fr
It's not nostalgic sequel oriented on adults, it's for new kids. You're just old for the franchise, show the movie to kids under 10 in your family and ask their opinion
@@Sorbet18568 la série est morte y a LOOOOOOng temps. Pour certains d'entre ce n'est qu'un souvenir du passé
@@NK-qx6kk i think the issue is not nostalgia but the creative direction, even as a adults, we can look back at 1 or 2, (possibly 3, not as great) and see the level of creativity they had with those and the art styles they chose, but you look at the new ones and all they have is the spy kids , and they didnt do anything else to give it a real creative edge, it just feels very manufactured and very little passion was put into these new iterations
7:45 it's not even a ps5 it's an xbox one x with switch controllers whiles using PlayStation hud so im very confused
10:20 "wut, no way" had me rolling
I like how the children just decrease in age as the video progresses XD
Started out 9 and ended up 4
He had to know that he was doing that😆😆
i wonder if actors feel silly after doing roles like this
For the kids actors no for the adult ones maybe yes
6:29 Party Ad Plays & i Thought it Was A Part of The Video🤣
Oh gosh, that silver monkey statue haunted my dreams. I needed my stuffed Simba doll every night to protect me from it, and the scary guys who grabbed kids from behind a wall and took them inside the temple. Still send a shiver down my spine.
loved the animation of the leg at 8:48
The “peace & harmony” nearly killed me from laughter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you’re pumping out videos REALLY quick after release… you’re going to gain so much more attention this way good stuff!!
I just found this channel today and I been having a good laugh for the past 2 hrs. Most definitely subbing. It's nostalgic and hilarious, can't get enough👌👌
I like how Alex decreases their age each time😂
He said 9 yr olds, 8 yr olds, 6 yrs olds😂
@@liltmarshall87174 year olds
There's also an animated series called Spy Kids Mission Critical. I'm not joking
I love how the kids get progressively younger. First they’re nine, then six, and they finish the movie as 4-year-olds 😂
8:41 LMAO! 🤣💀
This man said HELL nah to the 4th movie and skipped straight to the reboot like we weren’t gonna drag him. RUN IT BACK
He did a video on the 4th movie though.
@@edgerunner2435 no he didn’t. He only did the first 3
Also skipped the Machete movies with Danny Trejo's character
@@edgerunner2435Even ignores the fourth movie whenever he shows pictures of the movies it's like he's doing it on purpose there is a scene in this video where he shows all of the spy kids movies without the fourth movie it's like he's being like the media and blatantly ignoring it because it doesn't fit his narrative or something lol
@RhyperiorRanger And? So what? I'm sure you and every other person complaining will survive.
It lowkey breaks my heart how this movie was so uncreative and jarring, i grew up on the og Spy Kids movies and they were so cool and weird funny on purpose , this movie means the franchise will probably become more of this now 😭 why couldn’t we have more weird creative things like the thumbs and better acting 🥲 I know original spy kids was surely better than whatever this was, unless I’m remembering through nostalgia lol
Also, the original movies also bled green, white, and red (i.e., they were Mexican AF), and that aspect of them always warmed my heart. Is it a coincidence, a statement, or a sign that the Latin-ness of this movie appears to be noticeably muted or toned down?
@@dinosaysrawryes that was a major part of their charm.. the spanish music the way family was at the center of the story now its just generic families with no chemistry and a rushed story
And the OG Spy Kids movie and some dialogues and action that just seem natural. While in this reboot, it just seems to be forced to be funny
17:05 reminds me of the plot from an episode of Community called, "Digital Estate Planning". Pierce, Britta, Troy, Abed, Shirley, and Annie, have to enter a video game created by Pierce's evil brother and defeat him in order to gain their father's inheritance. This is the exact plot and pretty much the same model. The spy family enters the game in their VR chairs to save the world from certain doom and stuff. The Community episode aired May 17, 2012, eleven years prior.
Not me skipping the bit that says there’s an ad and thinking “why is this part of the movie?”
15:53 Idk how Alex missed the girls hair getting air time.
"The climax of this movie is a grown adult man doing hand-to-hand combat against a five year old kid"
you basically just described, like, *most* anime lol
15:07 as someone who studies computer science and writes code frequently I can vouch for this, The amount of times ive missed one singular bracket or a colon and the entire code breaking is unfathomably high
I watched jungle run as a kid. As an adult i thought it took influence from the crstyal maze.... and now you throw legends of the hidden temple into the mix. My mind is blown , i didn't know it exsisted. i need to watch it
i love how It's a "heck knight" instead of a "hell knight" cuz they gotta be all kid friendly and shit lol
Lmaooo I don't know how that went over my head😝😝
This movie was like a combination of the original 3 and also of the tiktok one. For 1 there were scenes like the kids gearing up with gadgets, the kids having long names, the father being behind a tech invention, the kids being visited by adults that claim to be there to help while in the bunker, and the villain assistants being robots. For the 2 there was one of the kids refusing to become a spy, a device able to affect technology, and the temple with the skeletons. For the 3 there was the videogame and the fact the characters had to use some 3d/virtual reality gadget to get in, the health counter inside the game on the chest, and the bonuses the hammer hand (which is a reference to the girl in the 3rd movie having a giant metal hand/claw). And for the tiktok one there was the villain having a reason regarding his relatives, the family working together to defeat the enemy, and the appeal to the villain humanity. Bonus points go to the guitar rift reference, the small robot pet, and the OSS building being exposed to the public
"Tiktok one" you mean All the time in the world?
You understimate how absolutely cool bunkbeds are, kids will willingly go to sleep early just because they have
bunkbeds.
that little book they used as the spy manual looks like a "Pocket Ref", which is actually amazing and I recommend everyone get one
9:15 fat thigh jumpscare
Ah man. The Spy Kids Trilogy ROCKED hard for kid me. I wasn't even aware that there was a Netflix reboot.
On another note, 'Isle of Dreams' sung by Alexa Vega herself in the Second Movie somehow went hard!
12:14 lol
You can’t make these stuff up 😂😂😂. I was laughing so hard. Thank you again for a good video
18:49 I choked on my food here😂😂😂 Hit them with rainbows and teddy bears 😂😂😂
the funniest detail in the video is the fact that as chaos ensues, alex keeps dropping the ages of the kids down and down lmaoo 🤠
(first they were nine, then six, then five and finally four lol)
3:30 can we talk about the fact they had the same finger scanners as my school cafeteria 😭😭😭😭
Yea, can we talk about that?
Cause WHAT??
I mean, how much can you change a simple finger scanner, it’s just scanner, of course it will look the same or be the same