@Nutsa, always glad to see one of your genuinely logical observations in a world of toxic fandome. this movie looks and feels bad. the casting flips are besides the point.
its not even about being competent.... why does he exist in the film then? many of the male leads in the disney films actually provide little to the film besides beating a big bad...
Thank you! It's becoming a bit of a pet peeve of mine. I hated in Maleficent 2 how Philip was so clueless all the time and only did the bare minimum by the end. It annoyed me specially because I actually liked the character, he had so much potential and Harris Dickinson is a great actor, they could've used his talent much more
So not being a murderer means a man is incompetent now...? OK y'all...😅 He's the Prince of a whole country and is incredibly wealthy but we should out him down because he didn't kill an octopus... sure.
Fun fact: There was actually a 90s live-action remake of Cinderella with a black actor as the lead, and it was very positively received. So it is just bad writing lmfao
It’s a remake of the Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella where she was originally played by Julie Andrews. Just wanted to mention that cause for some reason a lot of people think it’s a based on the Disney animated film.
Nobody and I mean nobody, is ever going to replace Samuel E Wright as Sebastian. He made that character Iconic and hearing the New Sebastian just feels wrong. I hate everything about this movie, The Little Mermaid was my second top favorite Disney movie (Hunchback is my number 1) and to see this soulless, heartless, darkness piece of absolute garbage is just so disheartening. Disney needs to stop ruining our childhoods.
No way! Hunchback of Notre Dame is my favorite, too! It’s so good and the soundtrack!😍😍😍 Ariel is my favorite princess so she come send. Glad to see someone else thinks the same!
To be honest, even in the original animated movie, I thought "Vanessa" was scarier than Ursula. Prettier certainly, but something about her just seemed more sinister.
It was her high, sharp, thin eyebrows and the haunting melody oozing out of that damned sea shell. The way the eerie glow crept up Eric’s veins into his eyes
@@kennethwible3755 Disney really knew how to characterize, once upon a time. And the fact that it was Jodi Benson doing an Ursula impression using her voice-so twisted! ruclips.net/video/QNDhZaULNBw/видео.html
@@ebbss4 I think the real question is was there anyone older than 10 who is surprised that it's absolute crap? I grew up with the original 1989 movie and I still think about how charming the visuals and the characters were. This reboot reeks of soullessness, and it's pretty clear it's only purpose is to squeeze dollar bills out of people's pockets through minimal effort, just like nearly every Disney movie for a while now with a few rare exceptions. Man, Disney used to be the greatest, it's a real shame what they are now.
@@JinxeBlaq trust me, you can sh*t on THIS diversity (ie. Disney trash) as much as you want whether you're black, Asian, Indian, gay, bi, trans, green, four arms or alien.
Imagine if they made live action PRINCESS TIANA white or anything other race but not black - people would go CRAZY and start protesting or doing something extreme. They really did do Ariel dirty and wrong. Ariel is not black and never will be. Ariel is white.
I guess it’d be ok if she did a cover of all of the songs for the 100th anniversary, but she was a poor casting choice for Ariel, just look at the screenshots of her
@@CobbleBompster I wouldn’t say she was a poor casting choice based off of screenshots (wdym by that) ?? Her acting at times felt a bit stunted, she had Ariel on point but didn’t try to make it more than that - however that appears to be an issue with most of these films. She’s a good actor so that wasn’t on her lmao, more so a fault of the director.
My favorite part was when Eric pointed at the ocean and said:" If we did cross the sea and killed our enemies, will we finally be free?" Truly one of the moments of all time.
Imagine if they made live action PRINCESS TIANA white or anything other race but not black - people would go CRAZY and start protesting or doing something extreme. They really did do Ariel dirty and wrong. Ariel is not black and never will be. Ariel is white.
Halle-Bailey was probably gasping from the pain of the dreads going over her head and hitting her back like little rocks cuz Disney was too ignorant to realise that dreads in water was a very VERY terrible idea. 🙃
How would hair even dread underwater... lol if you were constantly underwater even the curliest hair would be flowing free constantly. You can braid hair sure, but dreading naturally in water? Unlikely.
@@st1nkyr4t ahhh wasn’t aware of that. Then that’s even more confusing, why did she inflict that upon herself? Unless she wasn’t aware of the technicality of that stuff. 💀
@@st1nkyr4t then Disney was stupid to listen to her want. Braids/dreads in water hold a LOT of water to the point doing Ariel's resurface scene would give the actress whiplash. Oh wait, that's exactly what she complained about too lol.
Kinda sucks that Hallee basically has to have her name attached this film. Because she's going to be referred to as "Ariel from the worse version of the Little Mermaid" for quite a while.
@@notwwwansik Any young actress would agree to star as a main character in their films. Especially black actresses that don't get as much opportunities to be in fantasy genres. (Think about it...how many black girls have you seen as main characters in fantasy or fairy tale...? Admit it.) We would all agree for that check. Besides, even though some think it's bad, y'all are still gonna remember her name for ages. The fact that y'all are even talking about her right now proves the age old saying in Hollywood. Bad press is still press.
I agree with everything you just said, except for I’m sorry her voice just doesn’t say Ariel to me and the embellishments that she adds really doesn’t sell it. Please don’t hate me for that just my personal opinion.
Same, the embellishments kill the emotional expression and it is no longer Ariel singing to herself about her dreams, it’s an American idol contestant living out her dream by trying to impress us with acrobatic vocal tricks. Not buying it, that’s not Ariel singing because it’s all too much and she simply can’t keep it inside. It’s somebody performing. Fundamentally misses the point of the leading lady’s establishing musical number, Part Of That World, and thereupon the entire film falls apart irrevocably-irrevocallably?
@@TheCapedWanderer exactly freaking exactly and then the acting from her. It’s just terrible it’s Solis and they cut up the part where she swims around humming because she’s happy honestly I’m kind of glad they did that because something tells me daily return it into another American Idol contest thing I’m not saying the woman can’t sing she can but she just isn’t fit for this. This songs are meant to be sent a certain way not some R&B thing and that’s what she’s doing and I’m sorry I don’t care for it.
@@Leamichellefan2244 yes and she’s humming Part Of Your World! I also love that scene where she’s picking the petals off a (sea?) flower, “He loves me. He loves me not... He loves me!” and her reaction to each one is so genuine and excited/dejected. The humming. The pretty squid-flower she puts in her daddy’s hair, and swims off still humming. That kind of little characterization and sincerity is so important to show for an audience to relate to. Halle just hasn’t got a hold on the role, and neither did the director or writers apparently. Sucks because the character is spelled out very clearly in her song, it’s really quite hard to miss, but they managed it. Yeah it’s not as if she doesn’t have a voice, I could see her singing R&B or pop (or the national anthem 😓), but a musical is a different thing: you need to act _in_ the singing, and Halle struggles with just acting on its own, she’s really not equipped to play this part.
@@TheCapedWanderer i’m not gonna lie the humming is my favorite part because it’s kind of like what happens in Cinderella. I mean you can tell that she’s a she’s in love that she’s doing that you can tell that’s why she’s coming like that because she’s happy but no Halle has no freaking idea what she’s doing and if you want my honest opinion I think the only reason that she got this role besides well the obvious that I’m not even going to go into is because she is part of Beyoncé’s company, so technically Beyoncé manages her and remember Beyoncé was a part of the live action lion king so don’t tell me she didn’t whisper to somebody he hired this person and that’s how she got it.
@@Leamichellefan2244 that makes a lot of sense, I mean yeah the obvious reason was clearly a big factor but I’m not surprised at all that Beyoncé dropped a line for her. I mean, all this nonsense about “the perfect Ariel” like, umm, what? Diiid ya watch it?🙃 She looks and acts nothing like her! What part screamed Ariel? Oh, the recommendation from Beyoncé and the uncriticizable color of her skin? Goootcha
I said it tons of times and i'll say it again. Halle deserved a character of her own. Disney is basically cheating her. And they clearly hate the source material and it shows
@@snowymuffinexactly, not to be racist or anything but they should’ve stuck to the movie how it was originally made, not change the ethnicity’s. Plus where in the damn movie was Ariel’s iconic red hair?!?! They should’ve made an original movie with her in it just like the spiderman movie which they added a ton of characters and didn’t change they’re ethnicity. Its like saying Mexican Mulan, they should’ve stuck to how it was made, and its even more racist how they changed her ethnicity just to add more “Inclusion” ,and for those who think its not racist, racism comes in both ways honey
Also I HATE THAT HER BLUE DRESS!! Where was her purple sequin gown when rose above seawater, where was her poofy pink dress. PLEASE LET ME SEE THE LIFE IN THIS MOVIE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Bro, those sisters don't have a single parent in common, let alone a common mother. They're from totally different families. Unless they're all adopted.
I don't get it why some people think Ariel is "weak" when she literally saved Eric's life so it is realistically fair for Eric to save her life later on. I think it was a fair deal. I think a lot of people miss the point of disney princesses..and wow would you look at that, usually people who are saying Ariel is weak is..women undermining each other again, I've seen this before but I don't know where..
I haven't watched the Little Mermaid in awhile, my kids are a bit old for it and were never big on Disney, but last I saw it, I thought Eric and Ariel were pretty well matched in terms of being a power couple. Both of them are smart, capable and brave when needs be. Neither is infallible and both can end up in trouble one way or another, in the movie specifically, the good one from the 90s if that's not clear, both end up in trouble as a result of an act of love. Philia and Storge for Eric (His crew, his dog, and Sir Grimsby) and Eros for Ariel (Eric). Ariel rescues Eric twice, first from the sinking of his ship, then from Ursula while he's under her spell. Then Eric provides the cavalry for the final battle with Ursula. So two rescues to one, in Ariel's favor if we must boil things down to numbers instead of just saying they're both intelligent, courageous and bold people who care about each other and are more than a little heroic if called on by circumstances. Not sure why being a well matched pair isn't cool anymore, but it was the ideal I grew up with. Certainly what I wanted out of a marriage. Tragically my wife isn't nearly as capable with a sword as my youthful counterpart would have hoped, but sword fights are also significantly less common than he'd have hoped too, so I suppose it all balances out.
to be fair: Having absolute SHIT lighting and basically everything being dark has one major upside. That being that no one sees how terrible the effects and CGI are
Les poissons, les poissons Hee hee hee, haw haw haw With the cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried God I love little fishes, don't you?
@@countessofmontecristo3849 If you were right, she would be negative about every piece of media she talks about. But she made videos praising Megamind and Arcane. How do you explain that ?
That would imply Disney actually cares about "representation" but with all the stuff happening in Florida, adding a drag Queen would cause them to loose money. Disney is fake af
Little Mermaid -> they cut out like 75% of it -> they add pointless filler and make it hit past 2 hours -> Nutsa condenses it to 4 minutes. Thanks, you've saved us a lot of time.
I've not watched a single Disney LA remake and never will. Hearing the thoughts of people doing it for their jobs/channels tearing it apart is far more entertaining and cost effective. Thank you for your service and condolences to your mental well-being.
I have no interest in seeing this abomination of a remake, Disney needs to stop rebooting classics and leave them be, they should just focus on movies that they haven’t done, thank you for your honest review
Hold up - the racially diverse sisters all have the same mother (who, herself is black). 100% irrevocable BS! There's suspending ones disbelief for the sake of a fantasy story; but this is asking way too much. It would have made far more sense to have Triton have a harem of wives or adopting these girls from various kingdoms as a show of alliance or some such. Having them all look so different from one another and expecting the audience to believe they are come from the same parents (with the excuse of 'they're fish people that come in a variety of colors) is asking way too much from the audience. Also something that can't be believed - when did Ariel ever learn how to steer a boat? And how is she doing it when she literally has no legs to stand on to steady herself?
Ariel. Uses a fork As a comb but can steer a wheel. Same As LA Jasmine who wants to be sultana because she's such an intelligent woman but doesnt know you have to pay for stuff.
Not just the human skin part are diverse, but the lower fish half also from different species of fishes. Clearly they are adopted (maybe thats why no daughter of triton song)
these kind of reviews are made by racist people 😵💫 the hatred towards the entire movie stems from the racism against Halle. You don’t need to hide your racism thru criticizing the movie, just say you’re a racist and go 👋🏻
Yeah, I saw one guy on here straight up say he didn't even watch the movie! Yet he was on here "reviewing" it. 🥴 I'm starting to feel people are purposely giving this film a bad rating just for the hell of it.
Personally I really enjoyed The Little Mermaid live action. Did I love it? No. But it wasn't terrible either. Imo it's still good. Some scenes were actually entertaining and I honestly love Halle as Ariel. I just wish the CGI was better and they didn't drag the story out.
Seen all the problems and lazy use of resources this movie seems to be, it kinda makes me want to watch the original, which i haven't seen since i was 7 years old...
Yeah, I’m NEVER watching this movie even though I haven’t seen it. Ariel is black, Flounder looks like some ordinary fish, and the songs are annoying and don’t even make sense. The only GOOD thing was the Giant Ursula at the end! That’s the ONLY good thing in this movie. Even though this movie is doing surprisingly well, I don’t think it deserves it. Giant Ursula was the one good thing about this movie. But the rest, ABSOLUTELY BAD. I would NOT watch this movie if I were anybody in the world. Disney’s just messing up nowadays. 😒
I actually know why this movie, and most other live action Disney movies are so dark. They dim the lights down so that the bad CG is harder to notice. I’m not joking, that’s actually why they do it, you can look up brightened screenshots from the movies
It's interesting to do the geology on our fairytales and myths because you find each generation/Era adds its own spin and additions to it. There is always "cultural assimilation" happening. It's ironic that they are doing this to the major franchise fairytales when they themselves are always so angry when others do it. I'm always scratching my head wondering where the Woke get the nerve to claim an awakening moral high ground when really they seem to embody the arrogant self righteousness idealism of a teenager who thinks they need to school the adults on why they aren't doing more to fix the world's problems. This level of moral maturity we are at. We have degenerated and labeled it progress.
Thank you for genuinely making me laugh out loud (like, loud loud, it was probably annoying). This is the best thing on the internet right now and also I bet it serves as an actual review because it looks like this movie doesn't even have enough material to over analize it and we're too tired to bother with Disney remakes.
You know honestly at this point it must be a known form of torture for movie critics and essayists to watch the disney remakes/ reimagining's and all I can say is I feel sorry for Nutsa so Nutsa go have a cookie and stay away from bad movies for a bit you've earned it.
i love how the critical drinker made a video a while back explaining the disney new movie rules where a man absolutely can never be useful and a man can never win against a woman in single combat no matter what. this "rule" is one of the many things that made the new star wars trilogy and mulan live-action absolutely horrible. and im not surprised at all to see it happening YET AGAIN in disney's new movie...
in case someone wants me to elaborate on the star wars and mulan, rey beats the main villain of the trilogy 1v1 to begin with without any training at all whatsoever because shes born perfect. also mulan is a story about relentlessness and never giving up, and how one can achieve anything by just never quitting and staying hungry. yet in the live action mulan auto-wins and kicks the ass of every single male soldier in the army. when originally she lost countless times and had to train incredibly hard. but she did it because she had fire inside her. live-action mulan doesnt at all
The Drinker is perceptive about patterns in writing; you can go into a movie and confidently predict the outcome of certain interactions just based on race and sex, which is horribly dejecting as a moviegoer who wants to experience a story. Characters should interact based on conflicting perspectives, motivations, histories, and feelings, not what class of person they belong to/represent.
@@yihadistxdl951 My mother (once a playwright) said after seeing Force Awakens, “that protagonist didn’t make a single choice throughout the story, she faced no moral dilemma like Luke and Anakin did at every turn in their stories.” I’ll never forget what a cutting critique that was. We saw Last Jedi together too, and she reiterated it, because Episode II/V is where Anakin and Luke made critical wrong choices in those dilemmas, (both lost a hand, even!) whereas Rey... simply continued succeeding uninhibited by the need to make tough decisions or account for her actions.
@@TheCapedWanderer yea exactly. rey never faces any problems and never makes any mistakes. its like she has won every battle before they even begin. its just ass to watch when the main character has absolutely no character arc or personality or identity or anything.
@@yihadistxdl951 It's not entirely true that Rey doesn't make mistakes, however, she never has to face severe consequences because of it so they don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. It's not much better, but it's more accurate.
the musical score was SOOOOOO forgettable. it sounded like they just threw in the melody from part of your world into any random piece of score. i was so disappointed with the music.
I wish i saw this before I went with my whole family. My little sister fell asleep. My brother hated the CGI and acting. My stepmom got bored. And i felt upset because I wanted us to have a good time. And it wasn't that good really... I wish I could get my time and money back...
I remember running into someone who told me they cast the black girl because of her singing, not because of her skin color. They got angry when I pointed out that Ariel can't speak. Guess the film makers noticed too and thought of the pretty much worst solution to this 😂😂
Damn... they must have hospitalized you after having watched "Raya and the last dragon" Or as I know it, Akwafina's desperate pushing with no actual comedy talent. If you didn't do it already you should make this same reaction to it I'd love to see it!
I find it weird how y’all try so hard to persuade people who want to see this movie to not go see it. It's so stupid, adults forbidding children from going to watch it or fighting like their lives depended on it every time someone mentions something positive or a bit of emotion about the movie. What is the point? Your life will be the same no matter if this movie flops or not, hating this remake won't pay your bills.
At this point I dont even care about any Disney products, I am so out of touch that I thought it was released several months ago but I will keep watching your videos unlike DIsney you put effort in your videos and it pays off keep up the great work.
I'm not comfortable with hoping that something that people slaved over does poorly. However, I do want the abuse to stop. The only way that happens is if the live actions profits grind to a screeching halt. Please let it end.
This is one of the most funny and cynical reviews I've ever seen. I stumbled upon this video by chance but now I'm going to look for other videos from this channel hoping they are as snarky and salty as this one.
Excuse the lackluster editing...this was a last minute decision. Oh and expect the next essay in like...two days or smth
Can't wait 🙌🏻🙌🏻
That was so fucking hilarious. When did this movie even come out?
I actually forgot about this movie,… uh,.. yeah.
The "lackluster editing" added a something of a comical note here. This movie doesn't deserve too much effort anyways.
consider my day made 😄turned my frown upside down
@Nutsa, always glad to see one of your genuinely logical observations in a world of toxic fandome. this movie looks and feels bad. the casting flips are besides the point.
I knew that the prince wouldn't kill Ursula! We can't have a male romantic interest be competent in a movie.
its not even about being competent.... why does he exist in the film then?
many of the male leads in the disney films actually provide little to the film besides beating a big bad...
Thank you! It's becoming a bit of a pet peeve of mine. I hated in Maleficent 2 how Philip was so clueless all the time and only did the bare minimum by the end. It annoyed me specially because I actually liked the character, he had so much potential and Harris Dickinson is a great actor, they could've used his talent much more
So not being a murderer means a man is incompetent now...? OK y'all...😅
He's the Prince of a whole country and is incredibly wealthy but we should out him down because he didn't kill an octopus... sure.
they might as well have gender swapped LOL
this can prob be said for every remake, but god no
@@katgreer6113 i think in this version, his family is struggling with money😅
Guys, I think Awkwafina must shut up. 🤐
probably. Her song makes me want to rip out my ears
YEEEES, I REALLY AGREE
I don't know, Nutsa seemed to like her a lot.
honestlky thisa is how I feel about her in almost anything she is in except that one song green tea
I’m sure everyone’s glad that Raya and the last dragon wasn’t a musical :0
Fun fact: There was actually a 90s live-action remake of Cinderella with a black actor as the lead, and it was very positively received. So it is just bad writing lmfao
Do you remember the name of the movie?
It’s a remake of the Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella where she was originally played by Julie Andrews. Just wanted to mention that cause for some reason a lot of people think it’s a based on the Disney animated film.
@@VioletStar939 Cinderella (1997) with Whitney Houston as the fairy godmother and Brandy as Cinderella. It's a solid adaptation.
Also the red hair in the promos looked sooo bad
thank you. the writers failed 100% worse than the 2009 transformers and their writers were on strike-
How does a Disney princess movie end up with less colour than pirates of the caribbean and less lighting than batman D;
No love and care was put into this movie. It’s just soulless.
yea that is beyond me
It’s lie. No way is pirates more colorful than the under the sea musical number alone.
🤣😂🤣You're funny.
You're right and you should say it 😭
Thank you for your sacrifice, Nutsa ❤
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Nobody and I mean nobody, is ever going to replace Samuel E Wright as Sebastian. He made that character Iconic and hearing the New Sebastian just feels wrong. I hate everything about this movie, The Little Mermaid was my second top favorite Disney movie (Hunchback is my number 1) and to see this soulless, heartless, darkness piece of absolute garbage is just so disheartening. Disney needs to stop ruining our childhoods.
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And such a shame, as Daveed Digggs Is such a great and amazing rapper
You are ruining it with your mindset. No one is replacing nobody
No way! Hunchback of Notre Dame is my favorite, too! It’s so good and the soundtrack!😍😍😍 Ariel is my favorite princess so she come send. Glad to see someone else thinks the same!
Oh god what would happen to hunchback, the antiracism antisexism antiableism Disney movie in woke hands?
To be honest, even in the original animated movie, I thought "Vanessa" was scarier than Ursula. Prettier certainly, but something about her just seemed more sinister.
It was her high, sharp, thin eyebrows and the haunting melody oozing out of that damned sea shell. The way the eerie glow crept up Eric’s veins into his eyes
@@TheCapedWanderer I think for me, more than anything, it was the evil chuckle she did when she sees Ariel running off in tears.
@@kennethwible3755 Disney really knew how to characterize, once upon a time. And the fact that it was Jodi Benson doing an Ursula impression using her voice-so twisted!
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That was the point, outward beauty vs inner beauty
As someone who didn't watch this terrible reboot, thank you so much for your sacrifice and I sincerely hope the mental damage is minimal.
How do you know it’s terrible if you didn’t watch it?
@@ebbss4 just look at the reviews
@@ebbss4 I think the real question is was there anyone older than 10 who is surprised that it's absolute crap? I grew up with the original 1989 movie and I still think about how charming the visuals and the characters were. This reboot reeks of soullessness, and it's pretty clear it's only purpose is to squeeze dollar bills out of people's pockets through minimal effort, just like nearly every Disney movie for a while now with a few rare exceptions.
Man, Disney used to be the greatest, it's a real shame what they are now.
@@ebbss4 Because wokeness has never been associated with good entertainment. We know what is propaganda when it's offered to us.
@@medley_menace9268 the reviews are good babe
Disney seems really determined to diversify everything except their movies’ color grading.
I disagree that it's an exception. Their strategy for their movies' color grading is the same as with everything else: add as much black as possible.
Because dark and bland is realistic
@@JinxeBlaq trust me, you can sh*t on THIS diversity (ie. Disney trash) as much as you want whether you're black, Asian, Indian, gay, bi, trans, green, four arms or alien.
@@thatitalianlameguy2235 They mimic Disney CEO and the folks who created the remakes souls duh, they're being meta 'bout it 😂
Imagine if they made live action PRINCESS TIANA white or anything other race but not black - people would go CRAZY and start protesting or doing something extreme. They really did do Ariel dirty and wrong. Ariel is not black and never will be. Ariel is white.
hallee’s singing might be the only good thing about this film.
Atleast i can see songs in yt and don't need to go to theatres
I personally don't like her...sorry. She has proven to be a narcissistic media hog.
Halle*
I guess it’d be ok if she did a cover of all of the songs for the 100th anniversary, but she was a poor casting choice for Ariel, just look at the screenshots of her
@@CobbleBompster I wouldn’t say she was a poor casting choice based off of screenshots (wdym by that) ?? Her acting at times felt a bit stunted, she had Ariel on point but didn’t try to make it more than that - however that appears to be an issue with most of these films. She’s a good actor so that wasn’t on her lmao, more so a fault of the director.
Asquawkfina is horrible! Sounds like she got the part just so Disney could check off the 'Asian' box.
A white, MALE comedian? Perish the thought
Yep exacly her voice is so fucking annoying to and she’s in like so many fucking Disney shows and movies
She's the Chris Pratt for Asians
My favorite part was when Eric pointed at the ocean and said:" If we did cross the sea and killed our enemies, will we finally be free?"
Truly one of the moments of all time.
Fvcking Eric Jaeger
And then Eric proceeds to move forward until all his enemies are destroyed
Lollll
ERIC YAEGAAAAA
The way I laughed at this
This is the greatest movie review I've ever seen.
And damn, kudos on how fast this was edited.
Oh yeah. 100%.
😂 I know! It made me at least laugh through all the pain this movie has caused me. (I’m an original TLM super fan) 💔
Imagine if they made live action PRINCESS TIANA white or anything other race but not black - people would go CRAZY and start protesting or doing something extreme. They really did do Ariel dirty and wrong. Ariel is not black and never will be. Ariel is white.
Halle-Bailey was probably gasping from the pain of the dreads going over her head and hitting her back like little rocks cuz Disney was too ignorant to realise that dreads in water was a very VERY terrible idea. 🙃
halle herself stated she wanted the locks to be present ??
Yep. _She_ asked they remain. The only hair that's not hers are the non-locked extensions.
How would hair even dread underwater... lol if you were constantly underwater even the curliest hair would be flowing free constantly. You can braid hair sure, but dreading naturally in water? Unlikely.
@@st1nkyr4t ahhh wasn’t aware of that. Then that’s even more confusing, why did she inflict that upon herself? Unless she wasn’t aware of the technicality of that stuff. 💀
@@st1nkyr4t then Disney was stupid to listen to her want. Braids/dreads in water hold a LOT of water to the point doing Ariel's resurface scene would give the actress whiplash. Oh wait, that's exactly what she complained about too lol.
Kinda sucks that Hallee basically has to have her name attached this film. Because she's going to be referred to as "Ariel from the worse version of the Little Mermaid" for quite a while.
Well...She doesn't feel bad for it tho
Why did she agree then?😐
@@notwwwansikmoney
She knew what she was getting herself into. Live action Disney remakes have always been hated.
@@notwwwansik Any young actress would agree to star as a main character in their films. Especially black actresses that don't get as much opportunities to be in fantasy genres.
(Think about it...how many black girls have you seen as main characters in fantasy or fairy tale...? Admit it.)
We would all agree for that check.
Besides, even though some think it's bad, y'all are still gonna remember her name for ages. The fact that y'all are even talking about her right now proves the age old saying in Hollywood. Bad press is still press.
Best review. A true 10 out of 10. Thank you for suffering through that for us.
Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 Subscribing ❤️
your sacrifice will not be forgotten
Your sacrifice will be forgotten.
@@mirabelmadrigal89 your statement will be forgotten like the new little mermaid movie, unlike the og 1989 one 🥰
@@itsbritneybyotch7471 what are you talking about?
You know dang well the movie wasn’t bad
I agree with everything you just said, except for I’m sorry her voice just doesn’t say Ariel to me and the embellishments that she adds really doesn’t sell it. Please don’t hate me for that just my personal opinion.
Same, the embellishments kill the emotional expression and it is no longer Ariel singing to herself about her dreams, it’s an American idol contestant living out her dream by trying to impress us with acrobatic vocal tricks. Not buying it, that’s not Ariel singing because it’s all too much and she simply can’t keep it inside. It’s somebody performing. Fundamentally misses the point of the leading lady’s establishing musical number, Part Of That World, and thereupon the entire film falls apart irrevocably-irrevocallably?
@@TheCapedWanderer exactly freaking exactly and then the acting from her. It’s just terrible it’s Solis and they cut up the part where she swims around humming because she’s happy honestly I’m kind of glad they did that because something tells me daily return it into another American Idol contest thing I’m not saying the woman can’t sing she can but she just isn’t fit for this. This songs are meant to be sent a certain way not some R&B thing and that’s what she’s doing and I’m sorry I don’t care for it.
@@Leamichellefan2244 yes and she’s humming Part Of Your World! I also love that scene where she’s picking the petals off a (sea?) flower, “He loves me. He loves me not... He loves me!” and her reaction to each one is so genuine and excited/dejected. The humming. The pretty squid-flower she puts in her daddy’s hair, and swims off still humming. That kind of little characterization and sincerity is so important to show for an audience to relate to. Halle just hasn’t got a hold on the role, and neither did the director or writers apparently. Sucks because the character is spelled out very clearly in her song, it’s really quite hard to miss, but they managed it.
Yeah it’s not as if she doesn’t have a voice, I could see her singing R&B or pop (or the national anthem 😓), but a musical is a different thing: you need to act _in_ the singing, and Halle struggles with just acting on its own, she’s really not equipped to play this part.
@@TheCapedWanderer i’m not gonna lie the humming is my favorite part because it’s kind of like what happens in Cinderella. I mean you can tell that she’s a she’s in love that she’s doing that you can tell that’s why she’s coming like that because she’s happy but no Halle has no freaking idea what she’s doing and if you want my honest opinion I think the only reason that she got this role besides well the obvious that I’m not even going to go into is because she is part of Beyoncé’s company, so technically Beyoncé manages her and remember Beyoncé was a part of the live action lion king so don’t tell me she didn’t whisper to somebody he hired this person and that’s how she got it.
@@Leamichellefan2244 that makes a lot of sense, I mean yeah the obvious reason was clearly a big factor but I’m not surprised at all that Beyoncé dropped a line for her. I mean, all this nonsense about “the perfect Ariel” like, umm, what? Diiid ya watch it?🙃 She looks and acts nothing like her! What part screamed Ariel? Oh, the recommendation from Beyoncé and the uncriticizable color of her skin? Goootcha
great, now i don’t have to watch it . thank you so much
You're the first person I've seen to point out that you can hear Ariel's voice when she gasps for air. Most people seem to miss that lol
Guys, I think Nutsa had a great time😁😂
ITs a MovIE fOr ChIlDrEn!!
Children deserve better
Kids desereve more then films made to pender their parent’s nostalgia and thats it
"When you make a movie for children, that's not an excuse to do less, it's an excuse to do more"
I have a hard time picturing children being attracted to something as drab, ugly and void of color as these movies
I said it tons of times and i'll say it again. Halle deserved a character of her own. Disney is basically cheating her. And they clearly hate the source material and it shows
how? she literally fits ariel vibes
@@memzex2918she doesn’t even look like Ariel 💀
@@snowymuffinexactly, not to be racist or anything but they should’ve stuck to the movie how it was originally made, not change the ethnicity’s. Plus where in the damn movie was Ariel’s iconic red hair?!?! They should’ve made an original movie with her in it just like the spiderman movie which they added a ton of characters and didn’t change they’re ethnicity. Its like saying Mexican Mulan, they should’ve stuck to how it was made, and its even more racist how they changed her ethnicity just to add more “Inclusion” ,and for those who think its not racist, racism comes in both ways honey
@@snowymuffinliterally why does that matter
@@snowymuffin when did I say she does?
I would regret watching this movie, I don't regret seeing this video at all. this is the true masterpiece
It's not worth the money maybe pop corn is much worth then the whole movie.
thank god i liked this movie,y’ll need to watch it yourself instead of taking others opinions😵💫
@@memzex2918 no ❤
@@cherrypie7231 y’all are boring
@@memzex2918 cope and seethe
Also I HATE THAT HER BLUE DRESS!! Where was her purple sequin gown when rose above seawater, where was her poofy pink dress. PLEASE LET ME SEE THE LIFE IN THIS MOVIE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Bro, those sisters don't have a single parent in common, let alone a common mother. They're from totally different families. Unless they're all adopted.
I don't get it why some people think Ariel is "weak" when she literally saved Eric's life so it is realistically fair for Eric to save her life later on.
I think it was a fair deal.
I think a lot of people miss the point of disney princesses..and wow would you look at that, usually people who are saying Ariel is weak is..women undermining each other again, I've seen this before but I don't know where..
I haven't watched the Little Mermaid in awhile, my kids are a bit old for it and were never big on Disney, but last I saw it, I thought Eric and Ariel were pretty well matched in terms of being a power couple. Both of them are smart, capable and brave when needs be. Neither is infallible and both can end up in trouble one way or another, in the movie specifically, the good one from the 90s if that's not clear, both end up in trouble as a result of an act of love. Philia and Storge for Eric (His crew, his dog, and Sir Grimsby) and Eros for Ariel (Eric). Ariel rescues Eric twice, first from the sinking of his ship, then from Ursula while he's under her spell. Then Eric provides the cavalry for the final battle with Ursula.
So two rescues to one, in Ariel's favor if we must boil things down to numbers instead of just saying they're both intelligent, courageous and bold people who care about each other and are more than a little heroic if called on by circumstances.
Not sure why being a well matched pair isn't cool anymore, but it was the ideal I grew up with. Certainly what I wanted out of a marriage. Tragically my wife isn't nearly as capable with a sword as my youthful counterpart would have hoped, but sword fights are also significantly less common than he'd have hoped too, so I suppose it all balances out.
I watched this video on my phone's lowest brightness to fully immerse myself
Mmm authentic cinema experience
Awkwafina's song took decades off my life and my hearing, and nobody will be punished for it.
@@hab9998 Akwafina sounds like a duck just sayin'. 🦆
I can safely say the original is better
to be fair: Having absolute SHIT lighting and basically everything being dark has one major upside. That being that no one sees how terrible the effects and CGI are
You do know if they make Halle'skin 1 shade lighter because of proper lighting, her fans will blow the theater
Because the sea is deep do you not understand how hue works?
I appreciate your courageous act of self-sacrifice, Nutsa 🙏 I sincerely pray for your recovery.
The worst part is they left out the best song.
Les poisson.
Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God I love little fishes, don't you?
Funfact : Les poisson means in French [the fishes]
There's always that one person that says that they weren't going to watch the movie but then they end up watching it like more than one time 💀
Guilty... I literally started making notes cause I couldn't stop hating myself for going to see this trash🙈
@@Nutsa It ranks higher than Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast
@@Nutsa would you say its so bad its good?
@@countessofmontecristo3849 “You did it for the views”
Yes…that’s why people make videos.
@@countessofmontecristo3849 If you were right, she would be negative about every piece of media she talks about. But she made videos praising Megamind and Arcane. How do you explain that ?
I find it strange they never got a drag queen to play Ursula, who was modeled from a drag queen. They had the perfect excuse and they flubbed it.
I once saw a drag queen perform Poor Unfortunate Souls, and I'm willing to bet it was better than anything Melissa McCarthy did
See. That would imply that Disney cares about the artistic merit of the original film.
That would imply Disney actually cares about "representation" but with all the stuff happening in Florida, adding a drag Queen would cause them to loose money. Disney is fake af
fr i didn’t like their choice, absolutely disappointing and she always played the good/funny person role in shows i couldn’t take her seriously
Ginger Minj was right there! And has singing/acting chops!
I've had a lot of fun sorting these comments by new and seeing users who are clearly children say: "I ENJOYED IT SO SHUT UP HATER!" lol nice argument.
You made it sound so entertaining, makes me almost wanna watch the whole movie
Pleaseeeee don’tttt 😭😭 it’s so BORRINNGG
@@Nutsa I'm rewatching it again next week🤭
Watch it
keyword is 'almost' 😅😅
@@iansaidhello3167 pussy
She's finally back! it was good seeing you on EFAP tho
First movie made in battery saving mode. You're clever, that's what keeps me looking forward and coming back.
OF COURSE Ariel kills Ursula. Thats on my Bingo card
OUAT did a better job of adapting Ariel from the little mermaid. Hell, even Team Ninja’s DEAD OR ALIVE 4 did a good job of adapting Ariel😂💀
I seriously don't know what they were thinking with this one.
they just took strats from netflix. "i dont care what they tell you in school, the little mermaid was black!"
@@yihadistxdl951 she wasn’t black the original was supposed to be a male anyways
More videos like this please. I will no longer see this movie
Regret wasting my money watching this movie. I hated all the changes. They had the opportunity to make a perfect live action but no.
Oh my god Sebastian is absolutely horrifying. Look! Look how they murdered my boy!
Little Mermaid -> they cut out like 75% of it -> they add pointless filler and make it hit past 2 hours -> Nutsa condenses it to 4 minutes.
Thanks, you've saved us a lot of time.
“How dare men be helpful”
Lmao
"I can't see a thing"
Ah Disney CGI strikes again.
That was the animators trying to save movie goers from seeing this mess.
I've not watched a single Disney LA remake and never will. Hearing the thoughts of people doing it for their jobs/channels tearing it apart is far more entertaining and cost effective. Thank you for your service and condolences to your mental well-being.
Awkwafina made me want jump into the ocean and start breathing in.
You forgot the ultimate sin, NO SHIMMER DRESS TRANSFORMATION FROM DADDY. 😡
I have no interest in seeing this abomination of a remake, Disney needs to stop rebooting classics and leave them be, they should just focus on movies that they haven’t done, thank you for your honest review
My main takeaway is that awkwafina needs to shut up
My mother is insisting that we go and watch this, I’m trying to warn her bet she isn’t listening
Wish me luck, I may have to sit through this tripe
Hold up - the racially diverse sisters all have the same mother (who, herself is black).
100% irrevocable BS! There's suspending ones disbelief for the sake of a fantasy story; but this is asking way too much. It would have made far more sense to have Triton have a harem of wives or adopting these girls from various kingdoms as a show of alliance or some such. Having them all look so different from one another and expecting the audience to believe they are come from the same parents (with the excuse of 'they're fish people that come in a variety of colors) is asking way too much from the audience.
Also something that can't be believed - when did Ariel ever learn how to steer a boat? And how is she doing it when she literally has no legs to stand on to steady herself?
Ariel. Uses a fork As a comb but can steer a wheel. Same As LA Jasmine who wants to be sultana because she's such an intelligent woman but doesnt know you have to pay for stuff.
@@Mikumo91 Sultana no pay, sultana want!
Not just the human skin part are diverse, but the lower fish half also from different species of fishes. Clearly they are adopted (maybe thats why no daughter of triton song)
I think you forgot to mention how erick is white man and his mother is black skin woman didn't make sense
Sounds just as horrible as I expected
Its amazing what trauma people will endure for clicks on youtube :O
Thoughts and prayers.
these kind of reviews are made by racist people 😵💫 the hatred towards the entire movie stems from the racism against Halle. You don’t need to hide your racism thru criticizing the movie, just say you’re a racist and go 👋🏻
Literally though
Yeah, I saw one guy on here straight up say he didn't even watch the movie! Yet he was on here "reviewing" it. 🥴 I'm starting to feel people are purposely giving this film a bad rating just for the hell of it.
Common Nutsa W
“This was the fist movie made in power save mode” hahahah😂😂😂 omg, thank you for this. Bigger laugh then I would portable get out of the whole movie. 😊
I just realized they removed the chef and Halle basically carried the movie
They removed Louis!?! WHAT!?!?! NOOOO!!!!!!
"This was the 1st. Movie made in a Battery saver mode." I LOST IT !!!!!
adults whining over a mermaid movie
Personally I really enjoyed The Little Mermaid live action. Did I love it? No. But it wasn't terrible either. Imo it's still good. Some scenes were actually entertaining and I honestly love Halle as Ariel. I just wish the CGI was better and they didn't drag the story out.
I went literally yesterday with a group of coworkers and we were just making fun of it the whole time since nobody was looking forward to it
Seen all the problems and lazy use of resources this movie seems to be, it kinda makes me want to watch the original, which i haven't seen since i was 7 years old...
"Akwafina shut the F*ck up"
hahaha I love it
Yeah, I’m NEVER watching this movie even though I haven’t seen it. Ariel is black, Flounder looks like some ordinary fish, and the songs are annoying and don’t even make sense. The only GOOD thing was the Giant Ursula at the end! That’s the ONLY good thing in this movie. Even though this movie is doing surprisingly well, I don’t think it deserves it. Giant Ursula was the one good thing about this movie. But the rest, ABSOLUTELY BAD. I would NOT watch this movie if I were anybody in the world. Disney’s just messing up nowadays. 😒
I actually know why this movie, and most other live action Disney movies are so dark. They dim the lights down so that the bad CG is harder to notice.
I’m not joking, that’s actually why they do it, you can look up brightened screenshots from the movies
It's interesting to do the geology on our fairytales and myths because you find each generation/Era adds its own spin and additions to it. There is always "cultural assimilation" happening. It's ironic that they are doing this to the major franchise fairytales when they themselves are always so angry when others do it. I'm always scratching my head wondering where the Woke get the nerve to claim an awakening moral high ground when really they seem to embody the arrogant self righteousness idealism of a teenager who thinks they need to school the adults on why they aren't doing more to fix the world's problems. This level of moral maturity we are at. We have degenerated and labeled it progress.
Thank you for genuinely making me laugh out loud (like, loud loud, it was probably annoying). This is the best thing on the internet right now and also I bet it serves as an actual review because it looks like this movie doesn't even have enough material to over analize it and we're too tired to bother with Disney remakes.
I couldn't believe that the whole hair is CGI.
I love this video and the tone of Nutsas voice just being annoyed
Pls make more of these thx
You know honestly at this point it must be a known form of torture for movie critics and essayists to watch the disney remakes/ reimagining's and all I can say is I feel sorry for Nutsa so Nutsa go have a cookie and stay away from bad movies for a bit you've earned it.
i love how the critical drinker made a video a while back explaining the disney new movie rules where a man absolutely can never be useful and a man can never win against a woman in single combat no matter what. this "rule" is one of the many things that made the new star wars trilogy and mulan live-action absolutely horrible. and im not surprised at all to see it happening YET AGAIN in disney's new movie...
in case someone wants me to elaborate on the star wars and mulan, rey beats the main villain of the trilogy 1v1 to begin with without any training at all whatsoever because shes born perfect. also mulan is a story about relentlessness and never giving up, and how one can achieve anything by just never quitting and staying hungry. yet in the live action mulan auto-wins and kicks the ass of every single male soldier in the army. when originally she lost countless times and had to train incredibly hard. but she did it because she had fire inside her. live-action mulan doesnt at all
The Drinker is perceptive about patterns in writing; you can go into a movie and confidently predict the outcome of certain interactions just based on race and sex, which is horribly dejecting as a moviegoer who wants to experience a story. Characters should interact based on conflicting perspectives, motivations, histories, and feelings, not what class of person they belong to/represent.
@@yihadistxdl951 My mother (once a playwright) said after seeing Force Awakens, “that protagonist didn’t make a single choice throughout the story, she faced no moral dilemma like Luke and Anakin did at every turn in their stories.” I’ll never forget what a cutting critique that was. We saw Last Jedi together too, and she reiterated it, because Episode II/V is where Anakin and Luke made critical wrong choices in those dilemmas, (both lost a hand, even!) whereas Rey... simply continued succeeding uninhibited by the need to make tough decisions or account for her actions.
@@TheCapedWanderer yea exactly. rey never faces any problems and never makes any mistakes. its like she has won every battle before they even begin. its just ass to watch when the main character has absolutely no character arc or personality or identity or anything.
@@yihadistxdl951 It's not entirely true that Rey doesn't make mistakes, however, she never has to face severe consequences because of it so they don't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
It's not much better, but it's more accurate.
the musical score was SOOOOOO forgettable. it sounded like they just threw in the melody from part of your world into any random piece of score. i was so disappointed with the music.
I wish i saw this before I went with my whole family. My little sister fell asleep. My brother hated the CGI and acting. My stepmom got bored. And i felt upset because I wanted us to have a good time. And it wasn't that good really... I wish I could get my time and money back...
Wow, Disney, you really hate men now don't you? You make us look SOOOOOO useless.
I remember running into someone who told me they cast the black girl because of her singing, not because of her skin color. They got angry when I pointed out that Ariel can't speak. Guess the film makers noticed too and thought of the pretty much worst solution to this 😂😂
But does she not sing in the movie..?
She sings in the movie even when she can't talk, in her Imagination. I hate when people talk shit about movies when they did not even see it.
So two parents were able to produce a bunch of multicultural daughters? What a miracle of diversity!
this movie was garbage
I mean you probably shouldn’t have gone seen it on opening weekend if you want studios to stop supporting lazy movies 🤷🏾
Damn... they must have hospitalized you after having watched "Raya and the last dragon" Or as I know it, Akwafina's desperate pushing with no actual comedy talent. If you didn't do it already you should make this same reaction to it I'd love to see it!
I find it weird how y’all try so hard to persuade people who want to see this movie to not go see it. It's so stupid, adults forbidding children from going to watch it or fighting like their lives depended on it every time someone mentions something positive or a bit of emotion about the movie. What is the point? Your life will be the same no matter if this movie flops or not, hating this remake won't pay your bills.
Thank you for your service.
I've been thinking a lot if the movie is worth leaving my studies for the finals and paying money to watch it? Well the answer is absolutely no
your education is way more important than wahtever this belly flop is
Definitely predicted Ariel killing Ursula instead of Eric. The only thing missing on my Bingo card was 'Ursula evil because wrong by a man'
I have no idea who Aquafina is (Bottled water?) but I really hater her for some reason.
This was more entertaining than the movie which I have wisely not seen
You forgot the one ugly blue dress Ariel wore the entire time. Disney ran out of budget or what? Where did the other dresses go?
At this point I dont even care about any Disney products, I am so out of touch that I thought it was released several months ago but I will keep watching your videos unlike DIsney you put effort in your videos and it pays off keep up the great work.
I don’t think you actually watched the movie lmao 💀
This humor is fantastic
I'm not comfortable with hoping that something that people slaved over does poorly. However, I do want the abuse to stop. The only way that happens is if the live actions profits grind to a screeching halt. Please let it end.
this video was more entertaining than the actual movie
I Watched this video, So You Didn't have to:
- don't go see the movie
- Aquafina SHUT UP !
This is one of the most funny and cynical reviews I've ever seen. I stumbled upon this video by chance but now I'm going to look for other videos from this channel hoping they are as snarky and salty as this one.
We all want awkwafina to shut up! In fact Disney turned off comments on the song because they're tired of the hate comments 🤣🤣🤣
The movie is centered around the ocean ... water .. aqua ... Awkwafina ... get it?
Lamest joke ever